Duke University (2023-2024)

[slim cave]

to get rejected

[scenic zephyr]

im not

[slim cave]

bring my rejection letter to the table asap 💯

[scenic zephyr]

😭

maybe ill get waitlisted

[slim cave]

it’s so cold over here, school is going to be online for that

[scenic zephyr]

thatd be nice

[minor mango]

i don't know 550 lmao

[scenic zephyr]

thats insane

[minor mango]

HELP THE DELUSION IS GETTING SO BAD

[slim cave]

we have like 50 students per class too, how can you understand subject with more than 600 students 😭

[minor mango]

i'm out here watching duke package videos

[scenic zephyr]

😂

[minor mango]

yeah i don't get out that much

[scenic zephyr]

its like ur going to school with strangers bruh thats wild

[slim cave]

duke students vlogs are the best too

[minor mango]

most of my school is mid/slack students so they don't choose as many APs/advanced classes
for example there was probably only like less than 150 students across BC calculus

30 students per class

[scenic zephyr]

what happens when you go to a party and dont know anybody

[minor mango]

dawg my school doesn't party

or at least nobody in my nerd ass circle does

[slim cave]

you just dance awkwardly

[ivory flame]

yalls schools have parties

[minor mango]

i do know kids that drink and smoke on weekends

[scenic zephyr]

theres so many at my school at least

[minor mango]

just the other week this middle schooler died cuz his hs brother/friends were drunk driving and nobody was wearing their seatbelt

so parties do happen

[scenic zephyr]

you could probably go to a party every friday and saturday night if you wanted

[slim cave]

our graduation party is the most interesting part of the school parties and that’s all

[scenic zephyr]

jesus

[ivory flame]

omg wait that happened to us too

[minor mango]

we'll probably have a grad party (hopefully?)

[ivory flame]

are u in nc?

[minor mango]

nope i wish

[opaque shale]

guys

do y’all know

@molten ember @placid fog and I ruled this channel last year

[minor mango]

and none of yall went to duke?

smh

duke on top

[ivory flame]

[scenic zephyr]

they doin pretty good lmao

[minor mango]

saying this as if i aint about to get rejected

[scenic zephyr]

i wanna be shayne

[minor mango]

brown would be my second choice i think

either that or northwestern

[ivory flame]

shayne, shanye and shane

[scenic zephyr]

ucla for me but dartmouth pretty cool

[slim cave]

the point was: if you were active on duke thread, even if you’ll get rejected you’ll end up in a pretty school 🩷🩷

[minor mango]

shayne but pronounced like it rhymes with kanye

[minor mango]

TRUE

so true kings keep your heads up

[ivory flame]

WE GOT THIS YALL😭🫵

[warm fjord]

You were the Harvard thread of last year except fewer people and fewer messages

And less creativity

[minor mango]

DAMN

that's rough buddy

[ivory flame]

GAGGED

[minor mango]

chloe are we on top this year

[scenic zephyr]

what as goin on in the harvard thread

[warm fjord]

By what measure

[scenic zephyr]

also damn carly always lurking

[warm fjord]

Harvard thread has been a bit cliquey

[minor mango]

camaraderie, vibes, and amount of messages sent

[minor mango]

it's harvard

[scenic zephyr]

we gotta be up there for messages

[minor mango]

the d in duke stands for d1 yappers

[warm fjord]

1. I don’t check here enough to know that
2. You seem okay?
3. You’re lagging well behind many others

[scenic zephyr]

wtf who beating us

in messages

[warm fjord]

Penn and Harvard are neck and neck

I think Harvard will overtake

[scenic zephyr]

we on the podium tho

[warm fjord]

No

Podiums only have 3

[scenic zephyr]

whos third behind harvard and penn

[opaque shale]

Char got in chose brown
Shanye got in to Cmu dart and chose dart
I got stern northwestern, chose stern
sooooo I mean everyone on top

[ivory flame]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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ApplyingToCollege

[minor mango]

damn why stern over northwestern?

[opaque shale]

oh cmon

[warm fjord]

Cornell Columbia Yale and Princeton are all 10k+ and MIT is almost there

[slim cave]

Princeton prolly

[minor mango]

what the fuck

[scenic zephyr]

fuckin hell

this server is actually nuts

[minor mango]

ugh it's ok we're the cornell columbia yale princeton MIT harvard of the SOUTH

[ivory flame]

omg do u know someone named aishwarya in nyu stern

[warm fjord]

UChicago took the L this year they were in the top last year

[opaque shale]

Stern placements go crazy lol plus I get to study finanfe properly as well as economics

[minor mango]

oh fair

[opaque shale]

Theresa. Lot of Aishwarya’s lol

[scenic zephyr]

prestige whores got turned off by the fall in rankings

[warm fjord]

Northeastern and UMass also did super well

And USC

[minor mango]

i thought northeastern was like the safety of northwestern until i checked the acceptance rates

[opaque shale]

Rankings don’t mean shit mostly bruh ngl
i j look at placements if u wanna get a job and masters acceptances if u wanna do academia

[warm fjord]

Princeton did dogshit last year I think

Eh they did mid actually

14k

[scenic zephyr]

love usc

[minor mango]

aight guys every 5 min someone's gotta do !duke so we can get to the top

[slim cave]

northeastern is my favourite for profit school🩷

[minor mango]

LMAO

[warm fjord]

Either Columbia or Cornell did this last year

[minor mango]

WHAT

smh

[warm fjord]

Lemme find

[minor mango]

so it's not even against the rules

[scenic zephyr]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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ApplyingToCollege

[scenic zephyr]

whats the rule

[minor mango]

how do you even check how many messages are in a thread

[scenic zephyr]

idk as server owner u can prob see

[minor mango]

spamming !duke so we can get to the most amount of messages sent in a thread

oh rip

[scenic zephyr]

couldnt we spam any message

[minor mango]

i dunno go nuts

[slim cave]

damn

and I was afraid of sending ss here

of the webinar

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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1 day, 21 hours and 56 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[scenic zephyr]

why?

[minor mango]

in case release date wasn't actually the 14th and raisia starts getting sent death threats from salty mfs

[slim cave]

OH wait do this not automatically convert to you time zone?😭 wow what a nice bot ily

[minor mango]

yeah the text converts automatically?

[scenic zephyr]

yeah

[minor mango]

oh wtf

[scenic zephyr]

why dont we get that info

[slim cave]

yeah 😭

[scenic zephyr]

time per hour

[minor mango]

cuz u aint a mod

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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1 day, 21 hours and 55 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[warm fjord]

Bc I don’t want you spamming

[slim cave]

even when I sent my counselor’s ss no one believed me here

[scenic zephyr]

🙄

[minor mango]

blame it on that guy that posted about duke ED likely letter and freaked everyone out

[slim cave]

SAME HONESTLY

[warm fjord]

You leave this thread and go to the home of #1050620654485000213 and it shows message count

[minor mango]

ooh

thank you bestie

[minor mango]

oh lord

they call them d1 yappers for a reason i guess

oh hey look if it isn't competitive shooting guy

[mellow forum]

i dreamt 4 separate dreams in one night about getting my decision

is this normal

[minor mango]

LMAO

well did you get accepted or rejected

[slim cave]

I wish you very good rejection letter on friday ❤️

[scenic zephyr]

omg we getting demolished

[mellow forum]

wish i was making this up

[mellow forum]

accepted all 4 but it was weird

[mellow forum]

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

[warm fjord]

One of y’all should take whatever proof you have of your decision date into #1135712610847834224 and joke abt how they have nothing

[slim cave]

that’s my love language

[warm fjord]

“Wish you were here with us with a decision date!”

[slim cave]

LMAOO

[mellow forum]

bet

[minor mango]

OH SHIT

[minor mango]

aight we got mod approval to raid the stanford thread

[slim cave]

I thought no one can be worse with date release emails than duke

[minor mango]

nah i think it was amplified by all of us stressing hard

[mellow forum]

like the first one

i knew i was dreaming cause it was too good to be true

[molten ember]

i got accepted into duke 🙅‍♀️

[minor mango]

and you still didn't go

[molten ember]

i ❤️ brown

[minor mango]

LMAO

[molten ember]

for bme too

[minor mango]

and then you went back and had another dream bout it

[warm fjord]

We had inter thread drama last year lmfao

[mellow forum]

YES

another 3

so the 2nd one, i was too scared to check it

[minor mango]

we're chill tho we're not about to start shit

duke on top

[warm fjord]

Fair

[mellow forum]

then my counsellor calls and he tells me im in

[scenic zephyr]

yeah fuck the stanford thread people

[minor mango]

LMAOOO

damn

[scenic zephyr]

speak for yourself

[mellow forum]

so i check and right enough i am

[minor mango]

you're getting in no matter what

bro got four acceptances

if you get accepted imma start getting religious

[mellow forum]

but they say you have to pay 200 k per year as our only non aid intl applicant

[molten ember]

just go to brown??

duh

[scenic zephyr]

how do you like brown

[slim cave]

duke is better

[quartz adder]

duke >> (unless i get rejected)

[minor mango]

DAMN

[molten ember]

i love it

[minor mango]

sheesh

[molten ember]

culture amazing

i chose brown over duke biomedical engineering

[mellow forum]

3rd one actually goes on for a long ass time

[molten ember]

yolo!

[slim cave]

oh pls remind you, you didn’t apply for aid right?

[mellow forum]

yeah i didnt

[minor mango]

thanks for paying for the rest of our tuitions too

[molten ember]

(brown also gave me better aid)

[minor mango]

200k a year

[slim cave]

even with acceptance, you’ll be cracked with 200k fr

[mellow forum]

montage type thing, the months after getting accpted

[mellow forum]

[mellow forum]

bro i swear

[mellow forum]

duke even tells me theyre starting a rifle team again

so i get my visa and shit and fly to durham

[scenic zephyr]

you do rifle shooting?

thats sick

[mellow forum]

but apparently trump won cause they stop me at security look at my gun and lock me in

last thing i remember is trump saying make america great again and then i wake up

[mellow forum]

yeah lmao

[mellow forum]

ty

[scenic zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-dance-ymca-gif-4607753698508680325

[slim cave]

yea boy you making it all up cause nowhere in the world you see all that shit together in your dreams

unless you smoke smth

why do you smoke emberman?

[mellow forum]

I SWEAR I REALISE HOW FAKE THIS SOUNDS BUT IM NOT LYING

lioke im adding in some details i dont remember

but the crux is the same

[mellow forum]

copium

[minor mango]

DAWG WHAT

[mellow forum]

i wake up after this one

[minor mango]

ember if trump wins in 2024

the cia is gonna come after you

[mellow forum]

then im like ITS DECISDION DAY

[scenic zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-kag-president-maga-gif-12985919

[mellow forum]

i check my laptop and its not

and its 4 am

[slim cave]

4h difference between us

[minor mango]

the amount of delusion this man is on

[slim cave]

can’t wait to get rejected

[mellow forum]

then i cry myself to sleep

and have one last dream

[scenic zephyr]

does duke do confetti?

[minor mango]

tf u doing up at 7 am

[slim cave]

ok so I have to sleep two times and then boom duke decisions are out

[minor mango]

i have no idea cuz i opened my safety letter today and i had a heart attack for a sec cuz i couldn't find the congratulations lmao

i hope they do

[scenic zephyr]

@molten ember

do you know

[minor mango]

help

pls

[slim cave]

when duke officially confirm their decision date, I’m strangely waking up at 6am everyday (that’s exact time when decisions will be available on my country)

[mellow forum]

what country are you in

[minor mango]

karapalkastan

[slim cave]

Uzbekistan

[minor mango]

that's definitely spelled wrong

karakalpakstan

[scenic zephyr]

that is not a country

[minor mango]

yes i know

still though

[slim cave]

AHAH LMAO AT LEAST YOU TRIEDD

[mellow forum]

oh then its a 30 min difference between us

not 4 h

[minor mango]

damn bro's literally training to wake up

[slim cave]

yeah that’s right!

[slim cave]

wait where are you from

[minor mango]

so many stans

[mellow forum]

indiastan

[minor mango]

[slim cave]

LMAO

don’t do that to your country

[minor mango]

ok the plan is on thursday i go home and nap until 7 pm

[slim cave]

every country in central asia wants to change the “stan” after them

[minor mango]

and then i get rejected and nap some more

cuz i got an econ test the next day

[scenic zephyr]

is it bad i be logging into my duke portal every couple days

[minor mango]

what does it even mean

[mellow forum]

technically india can also be called hindustan

[slim cave]

because it makes them associated with countries like afghaniSTAN lmaoo

[mellow forum]

so we fit in

[mellow forum]

im dreaming 4 dreams in one night over here

youre good

[minor mango]

nah bruh i was logging into my duke portal every 5 min during school cuz i was trying to see when the release date would be

[slim cave]

no one in the west cares about central asia so why we are trying so hard to be different

[minor mango]

when everyone is different, no one is

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-syndrome-ang-when-everyones-super-no-one-will-be-super-heroes-gif-5389961

or something

wait why does he do that weird run

[slim cave]

stand up independently or just country nowadays

[slim cave]

he runs like babies do

[molten ember]

mine did

[minor mango]

what color

[slim cave]

blue 🫶🏼

[molten ember]

uhh i dont remember allat

i was at work when i opened it

[minor mango]

did you scream

[mellow forum]

how chill can you be opening a decision letter from a t10

[minor mango]

mark zuccy level chill

[slim cave]

I’ll scream so loud that my neighbours are about to wake up at 6am once I get my acceptance

[minor mango]

it's ok you deserve it

[molten ember]

no cus they came out the day after ivies and i already had gotten into brown
i fr wasnt expecting duke cus idk i didnt try too hard on the app and their bme program is beyond my qualifications

[slim cave]

they’ll wake up anyway, cause I’m case I get rejected I’ll cry loud

[molten ember]

my jaw jus dropped

[minor mango]

DAMN

sheeeesh

that makes two people i know that got into both duke and brown

[molten ember]

im not like the kinda person who got into 1 million schools

[minor mango]

quality > quantity

[molten ember]

duke and brown have a lot of cross admits

thwir cultures rather different i believe

[minor mango]

aight god if you're listening: get me into duke and let my bestie get the full ride UNC scholarship

[molten ember]

gotchu

[minor mango]

[minor mango]

hmm how so?

[molten ember]

vibes

or something

[minor mango]

like what vibes

i went during the summer so idk

[molten ember]

just vibes

i didnt visit duke

i wanted to go to new england as well

soooooo

[minor mango]

oh fair enough

i'd like to go north tbh

but duke somehow won out

[molten ember]

im from rural tx i need a culture shock

[scenic zephyr]

feel like most colleges would be a culture shock after rural texas

[molten ember]

unless you go to tamu

[brazen tree]

maybe i dont need to go to duke i just need to stay close to my mom

💀

[scenic zephyr]

paper avalanche in the back

[brazen tree]

fr

[brazen tree]

bunch of random shit

[scenic zephyr]

565

[waxen dragon]

State?

[scenic zephyr]

california

[brazen tree]

girls

[minor mango]

called it

[scenic zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/katy-perry-california-gurls-gif-17974714

[brazen tree]

:omegalul:

when did that song even come out

idr

[scenic zephyr]

so long ago

[brazen tree]

holy shit 2010

[minor mango]

harvard still hasn't come out yet?

[brazen tree]

we were 5

💀

[minor mango]

christ

i was gonna guess like 2013

[brazen tree]

yeah they think they're quirky blueballing their applicants

😂

[minor mango]

LMAO

inb4 duke's servers go down

[scenic zephyr]

or 4

[minor mango]

[brazen tree]

[minor mango]

i was probably 4

[brazen tree]

oh yeah same

i'm mid-dec bday so

1/24 chance it came out after

[minor mango]

yeah i'm september so lmao

[brazen tree]

Boomer.

How are those back and hip joints.

👴

[scenic zephyr]

i was def 5 cause im start of feb

[brazen tree]

feb 2005?

[minor mango]

june 15

[brazen tree]

Gg

our asses were 4

😭

[minor mango]

i was but a child

[scenic zephyr]

oh

[minor mango]

damn bruh take me back to when i was 4

[scenic zephyr]

ur right

2006

[brazen tree]

🐸

ye

[mellow forum]

!duke @slim cave

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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1 day, 21 hours and 10 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[warm ore]

bro the decision comes out litreally right after the assembly on the last day of schol before winter break

[minor mango]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-let-me-wahh-wild-go-gif-13490041

[tepid pagoda]

no way

😭

[vocal umbra]

Worth a shot 😂

[heady urchin]

LOLL

[past pelican]

hello u are here too

[heady urchin]

I am a mod yes

[past pelican]

what does that mean

sorry i just got this for decisions LOL

[heady urchin]

Help watch over the server

[past pelican]

ooo

for the whole a2c

[heady urchin]

Yes

[past pelican]

that’s fun

wait so where’s ur #1

[heady urchin]

School of the month is Yale

[past pelican]

LOL

[heady urchin]

I’ve gone through a lot of schools so I’m just going to see where I get in

[past pelican]

yeah i have obsessive phases

[vale knot]

same

[scenic zephyr]

i thought you were stanford rea

[mellow forum]

manifesting delusion

[minor mango]

is the last guy you?

[mellow forum]

yeds

am i gonna be doxxed

[minor mango]

bro your entire friend group is dripped out

also very well spoken

it's great that the first guy is confident for you

[mellow forum]

we aint from thehood

[mellow forum]

he actually is dating my ex

[minor mango]

LMAO WHAT

i mean if everything is chill then so be it

but damn that's rough

[mellow forum]

she cheated on me with him

that 4 eyed monkey

but its fine

yet my betf

[minor mango]

why yall all got the same jackets tho

[mellow forum]

bestf*

[mellow forum]

uniform homie

we go to school

[minor mango]

that doesn't look like any uniform i've ever seen

[mellow forum]

brown applicant she is too

[minor mango]

yall look like you hit up adidas together and coordinated fits

[mellow forum]

we robbed it yes

[vocal umbra]

Wait ur the nepotism guy ? 😂

[mellow forum]

yes

if it ends up helping me

otherwise no

[vocal umbra]

Nice

Is the nepotism related to the shooting

Sport

[mellow forum]

nah my parents got some contacts with this billionaire

who is an alumni of duke

she got some big time award recently

so just some "slight" help from her

[vocal umbra]

alr buddy

how tf

and u still think ur not getting in?

[mellow forum]

i mean....yeah

[vocal umbra]

is she from India?

[mellow forum]

yeah

[vocal umbra]

nah i think u get in

im assumign ur no aid as well

[mellow forum]

im nto

[vocal umbra]

ofc

r u CBSE

or ICSE

[mellow forum]

IB

[vocal umbra]

oh

nvrm

is ur whole school IB

[mellow forum]

IB and IGCSE yeah

[vocal umbra]

ah okay

[mellow forum]

where u fron

[vocal umbra]

Texas

im originally from Inda

india

but i live in Tx

[mellow forum]

is that why your username is cow

[vocal umbra]

ygg

uhh

i actually dont know how i came up with this

[mellow forum]

lmao all that was my friends texting mbmb

[vocal umbra]

oh

r u still with them

[brazen tree]

that's the guy

the second to last guy

💀

[scenic zephyr]

???

[vocal umbra]

best friend

[scenic zephyr]

Ik

I’m saying

Why is he best friends with this guy

[vocal umbra]

oh

yea no idea

[scenic zephyr]

I’m like a needy gf rn I need Duke to send me some more messages

Why do they have to be so distant..

[mellow forum]

wha

[mellow forum]

im not-

and that ex shit isnt real lmao my friend was texting

[slim cave]

SHUT UPP IM WEARING GLASSES TOO 😭

Don’t hate on us like that

[scenic zephyr]

🤓

Poindexter

[slim cave]

lenses are prohibited for me 😢☹️

minus six eyesight 🤩

[warm ore]

Dawg minus six is crazy

[vocal umbra]

That’s like almost blind

[heady urchin]

I am

[scenic zephyr]

Changed ur mind after doing it?

Or a numbers game thing

[vocal umbra]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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ApplyingToCollege

[scenic zephyr]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

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1 day, 18 hours and 51 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[cerulean obsidian]

i was so unfazed by results until they released desicion dates and know im literally counting down hours

its so sad

last night I had a dream i got into and I relized i am far too invested

[brazen tree]

lmaoo

[scenic zephyr]

dont let them see this spelling lil bro

[brazen tree]

it's like that tho

ERM banned for not qualifying for 94th annual national spelling bee.

[cerulean obsidian]

thats how desicion should be spelt its not my fault everyone else spells it wrong

[brazen tree]

ummmm

YOU'RE RIGHT

[scenic zephyr]

fr and lets just get rid of now. the k is cleaner

[heady urchin]

No what I meant is my dream school changes every month or so

[heady urchin]

Nah

[slim cave]

dicizhn

[heady urchin]

Like ofc if Stanford accepted me I’d be overjoyed

But idk if it’s my top

[slim cave]

true
I can’t even see 100% with glasses on

but I can see my duke rejection coming up

[cerulean obsidian]

ive been using the ivyrejectionsimulator

[brazen tree]

SAME

disisczhbfugn

(silent c, z, b, f, g)

[swift needle]

hello my dukeians

[scenic zephyr]

like 2 of us are gonna be dukeians

[swift needle]

u know what

we are all dukeians in spirit

[vapid urchin]

All of us you mean

[swift needle]

YEAH

[vapid urchin]

Kind of a weird typo to make lol

[minor mango]

we’re called dookies

[swift needle]

dookians

[vapid urchin]

2 and the letters for all are very far on the keyboard

[swift needle]

dookies

[scenic zephyr]

imagine tho

[vapid urchin]

I won’t have to in a while because everyone’s getting in ED

Duke I love you

Duke please accept me

[scenic zephyr]

ivy rejection simulator saving me rn'

[vapid urchin]

Idk what that is

Have higher hopes

[scenic zephyr]

i do too but in two days im probably gonna hate it and never think of it again

[vapid urchin]

L take

[scenic zephyr]

https://ivyhub-simulators.andressevilla.com/duke/login.html

[vapid urchin]

Will never need this in my life

And neither will you

Or anyone else here

[scenic zephyr]

😭

[pallid shale]

bro i slept from like 7pm to past midnight

if i don't fall back asleep then only one more time to sleep before decisions...

[scenic zephyr]

ahhhhh

honestly idk if i want it to come

cause i have hope till i actually get the letter

once that comes i gotta start applying again

i just wanna chill

[pallid shale]

i keep telling myself i'm gonna get rejected but my overall mood is still happy for now

delulu until the last second

[slim cave]

SAME

washu will be my ed2 choice

or vanderbilt maybe

[pallid shale]

i might do vanderbilt too

[slim cave]

thank god they have only one essay

[mellow forum]

ikrikr

[slim cave]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 47 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[warm fjord]

i think

duke

is a esfp

[mellow forum]

bRO

[slim cave]

chloe how do you manage moderating a2c

[slim cave]

I’m desperate leave me alone

[warm fjord]

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScyB_RrMuFd2dQfEaMQ95tnAU-7_qCUjcOovwgLROQdlU3txg/viewform?usp=sf_link

funny

what personality type is duke!

[warm fjord]

i dont (i am insane)

[mellow forum]

oh i need to know this

[scenic zephyr]

a what now

[scenic zephyr]

also yeah its nuts she does this while being in college

[warm fjord]

mbti

https://www.16personalities.com/personality-types

[scenic zephyr]

these questions are so hard

idk my answer to half

[brazen tree]

they're actually so fkin real for acknowledging that we're going to be sad and there's nothing they can do to fix that 💀

[scenic zephyr]

more than half

[brazen tree]

i'm not actually submitting this

my mbti shifts depending on my mood ngl 💀

usually intp

but always 98-99% turbulent LMFAO

[scenic zephyr]

idk how many inches tall i am

[brazen tree]

cm?

[scenic zephyr]

ima go measure

[brazen tree]

💀

[cerulean obsidian]

jaymite how are u co '26 but are applying this cycle

[brazen tree]

it's a joke bc foothill is a community college

lol

so 2 year degree

2024 hs graduation -> 2026 cc graduation

at least i think?

[slim cave]

omg wait I had a meeting with foothill cc representative last year! lmaoo

[scenic zephyr]

this yeah

[cerulean obsidian]

o

[brazen tree]

Deductive reasoning fr.

[cerulean obsidian]

also if a i get into ED would they let me drop my math class

its my 5th year of math

[brazen tree]

Duke can you take me for this demonstration of massive IQ.

[cerulean obsidian]

and i dont want to do it

[brazen tree]

you shouldn't

bc schools ask for ur end of year grades iirc

[cerulean obsidian]

is there harm in asking them before i do it

[brazen tree]

so if they see u drop a class that's a pretty big red flag that u let shit go after getting in

uhhh

[cerulean obsidian]

like asking for permision

[brazen tree]

i mean once you're already in i suppose there isn't harm in asking what happens

it's not like they'll rescind your admission for asking

but if you just drop it and say XD they might be more than a little mad 💀

[cerulean obsidian]

ya i wont do that without asking

i just wanted to know if asking was considered crazy

[brazen tree]

baste

[scenic zephyr]

olay this couldnt be more wrong

Virtuosos are innovative and practical experimenters, masters of all kinds of tools.

[warm fjord]

Bro

[scenic zephyr]

not innovative, dont experiment, cant use tools

[warm fjord]

We have 5 fucking INFPs rn

Out of 21

Not Duke only

But survey wise

Too many!

[scenic zephyr]

i just did it

but my letter thing

is so wrong

[warm fjord]

Lol

[scenic zephyr]

ISTP-T aint me

[slim cave]

this question is so real

[scenic zephyr]

😭

ima do it again

[brazen tree]

gg i must've changed

the survey said istj-t

@warm fjord do i retake it 💀

YOOO I'M MORE STABLE THAN LAST TIME

[warm fjord]

Your chouce

[scenic zephyr]

omg i did it again and gave like totalyl different answers

and got the same thing

wtf is going on

i am not Virtuoso
ISTP-T 😭

[slim cave]

yeah foothill cc representative came to kyrgyzstan last year 😭 she was very kind!

[placid fog]

dont go this bum school

[scenic zephyr]

fuck you

[placid fog]

amount of people who chose dartmouth over duke is crazy

[scenic zephyr]

oh

[placid fog]

(i wouldve gone to duke if i got in ngl)

[swift locust]

who chooses Dartmouth over Duke 💀

[scenic zephyr]

are you talking about dartmouth or foothill

[placid fog]

like 30 people

in my year

[swift locust]

totally not biased 😅

[brazen tree]

Gg

do you not like dartmouth

or do you just like duke more

[placid fog]

i do but i wouldve preferred duke and wouldve gone there if they liked me back

[scenic zephyr]

i love dartmouth 😦

[slim cave]

I think it’s more bcuz mb dartmouth gave more aid

[brazen tree]

why do you prefer duke over dartmouth

[placid fog]

its a better school

[brazen tree]

in what aspects

[slim cave]

otherwise quarter systems seems very exhausting

[placid fog]

ranking

[brazen tree]

💀

I see

[placid fog]

so good and easy ive been on holiday since november 20

[brazen tree]

quarter system is ok

UC Hicago's at least

[scenic zephyr]

thats why? 😭

[brazen tree]

[placid fog]

yep

[scenic zephyr]

bro

[placid fog]

also theyre like better for cs

but im a finance bro now so dartmouth is better for that

[scenic zephyr]

who cares theyre both t20

[slim cave]

did you apply to duke ed?

[placid fog]

no RD

i ED cornell and got rejected

[brazen tree]

isnt dartmouth like

top 5 finance bro school

[slim cave]

fuck cornell

[brazen tree]

[placid fog]

yes but everyone is cool and not a bitch

not like wharton

[brazen tree]

based.

[slim cave]

who even likes Cornell

[brazen tree]

fuck wharton

i mean cornell is kinda based

insane math

like one of the only hotel schools

[scenic zephyr]

id kill to go to dartmouth

[brazen tree]

beautiful campus

[scenic zephyr]

id kill aka to go to dartmouth

[brazen tree]

big school if that's ur thing

oh

]

🙂

so you could get into dartmouth

[scenic zephyr]

😂

[brazen tree]

fr

[slim cave]

upenn students are saying that it’s just stupid stereotypes

[pallid shale]

nice

[brazen tree]

DON'T TRUST THE UPENIS-GOERS...

[scenic zephyr]

thanks aka

[brazen tree]

nice

[scenic zephyr]

this dude a midget

[slim cave]

but ngl Wharton students seem to brag A LOT

[placid fog]

well i know people at upenn and they say everyones a bich

[slim cave]

“I got into huntsman” nobody knows about it aside from Wharton kids no?

[pallid shale]

not everyone can be 6ft

[scenic zephyr]

[brazen tree]

i know a girl who EDed to wharton huntsman program

got rejected

ended up at dartmouth

fragged the fuck out and landed like a 160k/year job right out of school

💀

dartmouth on top

[scenic zephyr]

dartmouth the best ivy

[brazen tree]

wharton's loss i think she was kind of incredibly cracked

[placid fog]

yeah we get paid so sexy

[scenic zephyr]

only one im gonna apply to

[brazen tree]

does dartmouth beat harvey mudd in median salary

🤨

the ultimate test

[placid fog]

its different because

harvey is a small school focused on stem

[scenic zephyr]

if i get into duke maybe ill do cs just to spite u

[brazen tree]

hmc is hyperspecialized ye

[placid fog]

and mainly only stem

[brazen tree]

if u go to hmc u know why ur there

[placid fog]

harvard is quite low in median salary coz of the random ass majors they graduate

[brazen tree]

not even stem tbh it's like very specific fields in stem

[placid fog]

even tho harvard probs get paid tippity top

[brazen tree]

idt they do pure math even

[placid fog]

cs is lowkey mid

im happy i didnt go to cmu wouldve been so shit

[brazen tree]

that school is 800 sweatpants-wearing engineering psychos in brutalist buildings 23/7

it's actually kind of based if you like it

and really shit if you don't lol

[scenic zephyr]

i hate cs so much

fucking hate it

would be pure spite

for you

[brazen tree]

💀

[placid fog]

i also met so many people who turned down cmu for dartmouth here

[brazen tree]

just go engineering

pratt school of engineering is so fire

also get to shit on trinity kids i think

[scenic zephyr]

are you applying to pratt aka

[brazen tree]

no im a fucking loser

LOL

i want to do pure maths

[scenic zephyr]

nah trinity better

[scenic zephyr]

its called math lil bro

[brazen tree]

my calc bc teacher was british

i call it maths now

got converted to being bri'ish

proselytized, even

[brazen tree]

what's the atmosphere like at dartmouth

like brown has the reputation for super relaxed stoners

[scenic zephyr]

beer'

[brazen tree]

nice.

if i dont drink am i doomed.

[placid fog]

nope

we are chill and we work hard

and people are smart

not stoners tho like ppl have self respect here

[slim cave]

I’d like to apply to dartmouth but my friends don’t know what peer rec is

karakalpakstan kids 🔥🔥💥

[placid fog]

just tell them to meatride u in the letter

[slim cave]

I mean kids here don’t even know how to apply to colleges abroad at all

our teachers don’t even know how to write recommendations

I’m def screwed and getting rejected after two days

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 2 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[scenic zephyr]

you have to do that for dartmouth?

[mellow forum]

just write one yourself and get a friend to send it in

[brazen tree]

i'll write ur peer recs for u fr

doxx urself in dms NOW

this is a joke btw pls dont

unless u rly want to both doxx urself and get rejected by dartmouth

then uh

ur a real warrior go ahead

[pallid shale]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 16 hours and 47 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[compact tide]

It’s 2am for me so like

do I stay up

or wake up

[slim cave]

stay up 😈

you can’t sleep while knowing that decisions will be out at 2am fr

[vocal umbra]

It comes out tmrw tho

Right

There’s still more than a day

[pallid shale]

what if i just don't check

can't be rejected if you don't look!

[scenic zephyr]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 15 hours and 44 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[scenic zephyr]

What is wrong with me

Why am I counting down to a sure rejection

[compact tide]

Schrödinger’s result

[jade estuary]

i put the ass in portal as(s)trology 💪

[mellow forum]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 15 hours and 10 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[slim cave]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 14 hours and 11 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[slim cave]

@mellow forum let’s do it every hour

we are desperate

[pallid shale]

1 day and 14 hours until my month long depression

[mystic sentinel]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 13 hours and 52 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[slim cave]

1 days 13 hours and 52 minutes until we’ll be in the same class harry 💙

[mystic sentinel]

wait thst actually made me smile

🥹

[tribal bane]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 12 hours and 56 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[vale knot]

holy shitttttttt

[pallid shale]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 11 hours and 26 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[vale knot]

in some reality out there every single person in this thread gets accepted except me

LMFAO

[pallid shale]

nah it'd be me trust me

[vale knot]

no way

[minor mango]

this has fr been messing with my head, i’m delulu enough to be slacking on all the tests and quizzes i have this week

[vale knot]

me when I have a chem exam worth 25% of my grade today that I haven’t studied for at all

I take it in 30 minutes

[minor mango]

nah i’m the middest applicant ever

[pallid shale]

don't get deferred and then submit a bad mid year report

[minor mango]

good luck

[vale knot]

no me I have no ecs

[minor mango]

YEAH EXACTLY

that’s what i keep telling myself

but the delusion is winning

[vale knot]

I literally might get my first ever c this semester

That’s how badly I am suffering LOL

[minor mango]

yeah well i come from an insanely competitive area where everyone has like 10 cracked ones

[vale knot]

ok so schools r more likely to accept u

[pallid shale]

i listed 1 good ec, 3 ok ones, and 4 bad ones

[vale knot]

in my defense my family is poor so I can’t afford ecs

I don’t have any mode of transportation anyway

• fam responsibilities

[minor mango]

nah they compare me against other ppl

[minor mango]

yeah exactly that’s a more unique story than “kid who slacked”

[vale knot]

4 bad ones probably being curing cancer, Olympic champion, science fair winner

and curing famine

[vale knot]

Yeah but I didn’t include that on my app LOL

They’re supposed to read my mind and just know

[pallid shale]

ok since people don't believe me

[minor mango]

god i wish i listed my extenuating circumstances now

[pallid shale]

1. marching band (drum major for 2 years)
2. all region band for 3 years
3. all county band for 4 years (+ concert band at my school)
4. beta club for 4 years (senior president)
5. student council for really 1 year but technically two
6. spanish honor society 12th grade, secretary
7. science honor society 11th-12th
8. english honor society 10th-12th
   and i listed these societies cuz i actually did stuff in them

COOKED!!!! MID!!!!!!

[minor mango]

but my counselor was like “um they might call CPS” LMAO

and my parents are paying for college so i’m kinda stuck

[minor mango]

bruh marching band takes hours

that should count for like 3 ECs alone

[pallid shale]

yeah i dedicate tons of time to band so hopefully they understand that

[slim cave]

we’re here really watching how zhingwei slowly turns religious

[minor mango]

LMAO

god if you are out there

i’ll become a hardcore catholic if you let me into duke

[pallid shale]

jesus can turn water into wine but can he turn a rejection letter into an acceptance letter

[minor mango]

NAHHAGAHA

[slim cave]

STOP GUYS LMAOO

[minor mango]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605901234087657472/1141546567971651695/991991415443816468.gif

[slim cave]

WHY YOURE CREATIVE 😫😤

[minor mango]

it’s ok we’re creating our way into duke

[quartz adder]

AHHHHH

it feels so close yet so farrrr

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 10 hours and 52 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[ivory flame]

GUYS I HAVE A CHEM FINAL TODAY TOO OMG

i’ve been so distracted it’s not ok

[quartz adder]

OMG GOOOD LUCKKKKK

🍀🍀🍀🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

[ivory flame]

TYYYYYYY GL TO U WITH UR FINALS AS WELL

[pallid shale]

my finals aren't until mid january

december seems so early

[cerulean obsidian]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 9 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[minor mango]

one more sleep and then it’ll be all over

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[quartz adder]

yesssss

[minor mango]

how have we gotten this far

[quartz adder]

delusion

[thick fractal]

Duke has not asked for my fin aid docs 🙂

I am READY for my rejection

[slim cave]

same babes 💙

I live in delusion

[pallid shale]

i can't stop thinking "when i get rejected" and not "if i get rejected"

[slim cave]

you tell me smth positive about me getting into duke I’ll believe you too

[thick fractal]

same

well this was a good run

[maiden bridge]

No portal astrology 😡 I get that duke is need aware but

[thick fractal]

hopefully deferral and not rejection tho 🤞

[pallid shale]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 7 hours and 55 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[thick fractal]

efdjdsadcsqsaz

[slim cave]

yeah the other threads are dead dead

any of you guys applying to Bowdoin? (I’m kinda mentally preparing myself for rejection already)

how to write navigating through differences essays

[mellow forum]

i gotchu

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 7 hours and 23 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[mellow forum]

the disappointments gonna hit so hard

like i know the odds are very very bad

but i cant help hoping

[tough raptor]

Graduating class of 7

[mellow forum]

225

[brazen tree]

wait why does duke have so many math courses

😱

gigachad

[pallid shale]

W

[mellow forum]

1879 minutes to go guys

[pallid shale]

31 hours and 19 minutes

[mellow forum]

this doesnt seem as long

112,740 seconds

[pallid shale]

i wish i could relive today forever in a time loop so i can be delulu forever

[mellow forum]

i dont think i can take any more before the decision

need it rn and better be confetti

[brazen tree]

im ngl when i open my ED results im not even reading the letter

im just going to open it and look awaay

if i see confetti i'm looking back at the screen

if there's no movement i'm punching it

[pallid shale]

if i did inspect element and ran the confetti code from my safety school maybe it would work

[brazen tree]

maybe

[past pelican]

same

[mellow forum]

im looking for the keyword

congratulations

or unfortunately

rest ill read a few days later

[past pelican]

its going to be congratulations

LOL

[mellow forum]

man i hope

[past pelican]

im stanford REA but duke is my 2

[pallid shale]

if it says "Thank you for applying for admission to Duke University" you're fucked

[brazen tree]

ok im writing my duke essays now

i've looked through their course catalog

i have an idea of what i want to say

i need to learn a bit more about the atmosphere there though

[vocal umbra]

!duke

[fair rivet]

Duke University ED Date

Duke University ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 7 hours and 10 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pallid shale]

i put that their community is collaborative, data-driven, and environmental

kinda vague but whatever

[ocean bobcat]

!harvard

[fair rivet]

Harvard University REA Unconfirmed Date

Harvard University REA decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 day, 7 hours and 10 minutes until the decision date*

*it’s unconfirmed

ApplyingToCollege

[pallid shale]

!yaleea

[fair rivet]

Yale University SCEA Date

Yale University decisions come out <t:1702591200:F> in your local time
1 day, 5 hours and 9 minutes until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[past pelican]

i can tell u about this so much LOL

[brazen tree]

damn.

DAMN.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

😭

DUKE DINING

[pallid shale]

i haven't even looked at food, don't wanna make my rejection more painful

[brazen tree]

duke dining is my favorite duke department

[past pelican]

bro its insane

and the building its in is stunning

[mellow forum]

STOP

NONE OF THIS FOR 31 HOURS

[past pelican]

i am so excited to see who gets in

is anyone here BME

[mellow forum]

whats that

[past pelican]

biomedical engineering