#University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)
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it's like do you want a bigger or smaller pizza if we assume that there are no health or waste implications
And that matters how? if I'm taking gen chem does it matter who im learning from. Research opportunities might be better ig
But if your just trying to get your degree it doesn't really matter
Not just about classes either
the point is that you shoulldn't be afking in gen chem
do your damndest to abuse the resources you're given
school offers grad courses for undergrads?
get the fuck ahead
I agree, if you want to just get a degree there's no need for t20
internship/research opportunities? jump like a ravenous tiger for them
if ur ltierally afk idk why ur applying t20
so many places have decent opportunities and resources
only a few have excellent ones, and those are locked to students who are hungry as fuck for knowledge
if you're not, idk gg
Like me for example
ok nice flex bro.
wtf ur applying to CUM
because picoctf is awesome and I wanna work with those people
Bro is trying to eliminate the competition
i took gen chem at one of my state unis and it was significantly easier than uchi’s gen chem
if you don't know what the fuck you're doing and you're not passionate about any one field in particular it's literally still fine
much less depth
That's just what I think don't listen it to it if you don't believe it
it's literally just DO you want to learn as much as possible
woah
whether that's in one thing that you love or a bunch of things you're curious about
if you dgaf
idk bro u r trolling
incomprehensible to me that you might genuinely not want more resources
laziness
yeah but like
even if ur a lazy bastard like me
u might still want to explore
be curious
no i mean like ACTUAL laziness
and if the walls around you are too tight how tf r u going to learn
it's like you'd rather have less textbooks than more textbooks if they're all free and take up 0 space
💀
tl;dr go apply somewhere with cool things and enjoy
:YEP:
and dont if u dgaf
i dont get that
but i dont particularly think there's smth wrong with that
just like
why morb out on the college apps if you don't even want it
this is kind of just a realization i've had in the past month or so but ye
it is a pretty good way to find out what u do and dont want
like if u hate writing a "why school" essay
you probably dont like some things about the school
yh
lowkey prestige is only there because that school either has resources or something really unique
Or both.
We gotta know the truth
webinar starts in 4 minutes
ima drop some stats over here
you are quite possibly the greatest human to ever walk this planet
Aight it has started
ik
99% top 10% of the class bro
this is in insane
-
70 countries
-
47 different states
CA
NY
ILL
TEX
MA
52 COUNTNRIES
;UK
CHINA
INDIA
CANADA
SINGAPORE
UAE
SOUTH KOREA
??
Fucking hell 20k apps 5% accept
These stats are insane
only 1k then
More than half of the class
I told you
more than half of the class is admitted through EDI
That's also crazy
yes
congrats on being in the 1%
^
i was boutta say shambles is him
hes just an ordinary scrub then
hes not raskolnikov
let's hear what nondorf says
i'm a lose
💀
DEAN NONDORF CANNOT STOP ME FROM ENJOYING THE ADULT BEVERAGES
how do u spell her name
“She is the birthday goblin” excuse me
No idea
slide the deferral rate
they haven't given it yet
if it’s sub 50 percent we happy
lol
Are u on the webinar?
I think they're not gonna drop any other stast
no
beg in the chat
please
idt im even invited lmao
I'll slide the stats when the webinar ends
I just typed this: 47 different states
CA
NY
ILL
TEX
MA
52 COUNTNRIES
;UK
CHINA
INDIA
CANADA
SINGAPORE
UAE
SOUTH KOREA
and an average SAT score of 1530
1530

LMAOO
we fell off
don't forget to bro
dont forget to bro indeed
sheeshhh
JIM IS A CUBS FAN
least i got better
yeah ik
20K early apps is just insane
sox >>>
like some kids here r 1400 bruh
test optional
yeah
there's probably gonna be 40k+ apps at the end of the year fs
u prolly bring the avg down
nah
I mean this just wrong but
😭
what’s the issue
actually idk what my year's avg was
This is insane, I wouldn't be surprised they were lying
i got 1550 tho
this mf changed from physics to bizecon
bro mentioned freeconomics
freakonomics
its sad
my dad was literally like
That's what I meant
yapping about freakonomics yesterday
quant 
oh no i was correcting myself cause i typed it as "freaking pics" 💀
💀
what r they talking abt bruh
He changed his shirt again
j yappin?

bro jim gotta go on agt
yk what
if we take into account to then sat avg is probably like in the 1400s

most definitely
Didn't say how many applicants submitted a test score
lmao ofc
I would say that 50 or more % went TO
thats cuz theyre scared of admitting that these numbers r manipulated af
fr
it is for every school tho tbh
5% EA + ED admit rate is craazy
n e r d s
noice
is that the only important stat they gave?
nah
FREEE SPEECH YESSIR
les goo
lol
spill
I just typed this: 47 different states
CA
NY
ILL
TEX
MA
52 COUNTNRIES
;UK
CHINA
INDIA
CANADA
SINGAPORE
UAE
SOUTH KOREA
and an average SAT score of 1530
UK
CHINA
INDIA
CANADA
SINGAPORE
UAE
SOUTH KOREA
(Most popular countries obv)
CA
NY
ILL
TEX
MA
(most popular states)
South Korea mentioned 💪
Everything is in the order Nondorf said it
are you korean?
when's he spilling the realll shit
He changed again im going to cry
is he gonna

That were the only stats he mentioned
facts, give me that ea deferral rate NOW
ethnically
REAL i didn't talk about the core at all
nice nice
(I can’t speak Korean)
Bro settled for Yale
nah thats not the real deal
💀
when's ea acceptance rate released
it’s a hard language dw
MUSTACHE MAN
ea + ed is 5%
facebook 💀
so 1000 admitted from a 20k app pool
the insta is so much better tbh
whats ea.
Didn't say
bro shouldn't ed be much higher
Yeah obv
sox >>>
1%!
(i’m a yankees fan)
so as I said, they pretty much admitted half of the entire class through ED
@hearty belfry this you?
800 ppl?
it was an ego move
wait no im confused
yeah
how can ea+ed be 5%
@lost swallow should I mention brexit tackling during midnight soccer in the why uchi
ed2
if ed is like 20%?
it can
😭
I'll do the math later
is ea that low 😔
maybe it's not
all ik is, it’s not gonna be me who gets tackled
maybe ed went lower cuz it went overly popular
sep 30 2024
no itll absolutely be you
and yes idk see why not

worlds most insane tackle you finna end up on top 10 red cards
like more & more ppl r knowing that uchicago ed is a loophole in admissions
They're never saying EA and ED rates seperately
@fading socket i wrote ab frank ocean for my princeton supp its over brah
“You’re getting swag in the next week or two” I don’t want swag I want my handwritten letter
hell nah
it be like that sometimes
so like in 3 years idt ed uchicago is gonna be too strategic anymore
we’re gonna be “top 10 angriest moments in football”
you are NOT cryuff turning the tackle im going for legs and then getting angry if im carded
Not anymore I guess, it probably has the same admit rate as JHU/NU/Dartmouth
or even lower
does midnight soccer have a ref 😭
im gonna zidane you
20k apps is insane
poor guy who has to ref that shit
after they see me they better get a ref
lmao yeah
i’m gonna be like de bruyne w the crosses man
@shadow drum didn’t apply to uchi because he doesn’t want the smoke at the intramural midnight soccer
ed2 this year might be the final good year
call me utd diego forlan the way I miss tap ins
he knows if cook
he absolutely does not want the smoke
do i stand a chance ea defer-rd...
let the results decide
it’s been said to be low prior, i think it’ll be even harder now

@gloomy ferry is there a tone indicator that basically says “but idk though so maybe don’t take my advice”
They're gonna fill maybe 30% of the class EDII
The webinar cuh
They're dropping some craaazy stats
what the stats say
are we fucked or are we golden
might have a chance man
5% ea+ed is the most important one
WRITE IT DOWN
uh idts
UK
CHINA
INDIA
CANADA
SINGAPORE
UAE
SOUTH KOREA
(Most popular countries obv)
CA
NY
ILL
TEX
MA
(most popular states)
the man who died standing
call me the man who died at the uchi app portal
top ten all time Minecraft speed runner in co2028
1530 average SAT score
the man who died outside uchi
but this is a tad inflated isn’t it
link?
indeed
We also had one guy that won a film award
thx
Another founded a baseball league for people with disabilities
they got in right?
one of the 2027ers in this server used to be a mc yter
lol
This was pretty much everything Nondorf said
ye
jokes on you Jim I did 4 APs in 4 years
idk
that means i won’t have to compete with them 💪
There were also tik tok stars
someone said they were gonna dox him so
oh god
i got u
lmfao
nah
I'll see the instagram page
the best and Only
peep the banner
lol
whats the ig acc called
It’s private
jim looks very huggable
Aight it ended
wtf
what
I'll do the math, and publish it on reddit
lol
hugs don't indicate any sort of romantic interest
they followed a kid from my school who didn’t even apply
what happened to the Monet banner shambles
see ya
half of the class ED right
the official one doesn’t follow any person
is it this
Alright mate who the fek pinged me
it's still there on the user profile
me 
oh
What do u want
it's cool isn't it
he said you cant handle the midnight smoke
scroll up and read i’m not retyping
that's just the account that changes the number each year
so which is the real one
drop the link here
idk if there's an official one
the midnight soccer jersey swap 😮💨
usually the accs are just run by students
@rich sapphire what house is the best on campus btw
my house
wait uchicago's undergrad enrollment is 7k
only 1k were accepted ed+ea
how is that half the class
which is?
one that im not going to tell you
i just bought a '99 beckham jersey
alr so i’m gonna assume it’s international house
unless you get in!
caitlin's house ^
ihouse isn't a house
slide a photo
it's a dorm
is that galacticos?
SHUTTHEFIUCIKL[PUP
what’s the difference
it not here yet but its a 99 man utd treble jersey
its fire af
umbro
sheeshhh
dorms are divided into many houses
i should prolly buy a vintage jersey too
No
but idk which one
usually around 40-100 students per house
i was thinking drogba or zidane
@lost swallow
Got it for only 63 bucks unused
i see i see
tags preserved
you gotta hop on dhgate
i got a kobe jersey from them and it’s p good quality
couldnt find the 99 jersey on there oddly
got this from ebay
easily photoshopped
oh i see
why did you go back like 4 months
yeah some of the stuff is hard to find
crazy 😠
that back is fire man
old prem jerseys in general look fire
yeah exactly
Bro wasted so much bet i could get similar quality for 15-20
still got the 99 prem logo
how????
where are you finding it
keep yourself safe
dhgate is bless, but you said you couldn’t find it there so
i will, thank you very much
appreciate the good wishes going into the new year!
jump off the tallest building in uchicago
yeah couldnt
its one of the most famous utd jerseys
the wolf
no clue how they didnt have it
Dhgate
@fading socket tell me a retro psg wouldn’t go dummy
mine isn't even a real animal
it is
only issue is being mistaken as a psg fan
domba
what
arent all furry suits unrealistic animals
avatar
maybe you're the realest furry out of all of us
yeah thats a sheep
nah
bruh
smh
lol
sheep
you two could learn to distinguish animals..
im not a biology major ok
wait is caitlin a biology major 💀
ye
retro PSG
shes flexing her knowledge on animals on us
AND make it okocha
humanities*
what are you applying for
the hell he do
play for fener
nah
no he played for barca
he played for barca 
you cant rep that
i’d probably get a zidane real madrid one
you both seem like furries
nothing wrong w that
ive got bad news for you buddy.....
rep pochettino psg
nah just her
he played there
just him
i would do arteta 
💀
wtf was psg cookin back then
arteta, poch, ron, and okocha
same team
hell was going on
W team
law letters and society 1st major, 2nd is creative writing
hollon… i did LLS too

it changes based on school
i did public policy for some schools
ooooh v cool
ohh
damn
Aight this is what I have: 5% EDI + EA acceptance rate
20K applicants
30% increase in apps
most diverse class
- 18% 1st gen
- 10% from rural areas
- 45 states
Top States:
CA
NY
IL
NJ
TX
MA
FL
52 countries, Top countries:
UK
China
India
Canada
Singapore
UAE
South Korea
Average SAT Score: 1530
99% in top 10% of their class
99% is crazy
aw HELL nah
i am fucked
99% in the top 10% of their class?
From what the CDS says, only 20% of schools submit rank
I wasn't in the top 10% either.
we're so back
You're good, they obv manipulate these numbers to sooome extent
also highkey
a lot of these high schools aren’t super competitive
so if you’re gunning for a t20 you’re probably auto in the top 10% of your class
i am NOT
but we move
only saving grace is nobody at my school likes UChi
or schools outside of CA
im at the lower end of all the ivy acceptances at my school
i should not have looked at scattergrams
now im paranoid abt essays AND academics
then get to it
dude i’m barely top 20% it’s over for me
Do most ppl who get in write long ass "why uchicago essays?"
i’m not bro i regret sophomore year and early junior year so much i was deadass just screwing around the whole time
I don't think I could write any more than 300 words without it being wordy asf
no i’m p sure mine was sub 600 words
600 seems pretty long still lol
im 25%
i wrote hella though
you can probably write less
ig people put their "why major" essay there as well right
how much you squat fella
280kg for an easy single
yeah but i also talked about specific classes and professors
oh you’re intl
yeah
how many pounds is that
bro got that jalen hurts squat 😭😭😭
Done 602x2 fairly easily before
jesus fucking christ
wallahi i’m finished
@fading socket we gon have to compete with him on campus man it’s over
this man can squat 4-5 of me
imagine getting slide tackled by him
your legs are broken
forever
stephen hawking type of movement after that
makes sense it would be long then, since it's sorta combining essays
lmaoo
me retiring from midnight soccer after the career ending brexit from this guy lands
ty broski 🫡
I don't actually play any sports tho lmaoo
the ozil giroud combo would go HARD
besides powerlifting
that post retirement jersey swap gonna be hung in the dorm
damn right
are you from the uk
nah Korea
nah the system's quite different so
and my korean is not good enough
Korea but I lived in the US for a bit and went to international schools
aint there a gigantic test that determines the uni you get into
oh i see
yeah im not doing allat so
yea i was watching a doc on it recently
every day thank god i dont have to do that
same lol
you got deferred in EA
that is worthy of lack of worries
lowkey, i’ll take anything from uchi
if i get rejected i can still have hope for other schools
i think UChi is arguably my best chance at something
i need to finish my why uchi
same
same same
honestly i really just liked writing the first essay
i wasnt gonna even do uchi until i was like nah
lets give it a shot
same
i wrote this insane log book journey
but i spent so long on my other schools i want to delude myself into thinking i have a chance
log book?
cool
I got in and mine was 750
bruh i dont got time to write so much for uchicago lol
based
j write abt the core
maybe write abt sosc?
idk i feel like sosc is the most unique core component
yeah I probably will
I just can't figure out a unique why essay
i didn’t mention any of those things in my essays im pretty sure
theres no formula just don’t b general
What did you mention?
I mentioned most of the stuff listed in the post
But yeah I agree there's no formula
Def not for UChicago
oh wow this is pretty nice
"mention socrates or descartes or hume/locke/rousseau or whichever at least once but not more than three times."
not more than 3 times lmaoo
why does it have military gear
for you to fight the other wolves in ur furry club idk
for what it’s worth it’s 99% of those who submitted ranks which are around 41% if I remember
theyre rare anyways
unique why essays r p rare
just do the uncommon essay uniquely
i didn't write about the core at all 
it probs does i mean i got deferred
yeah but still
yeah chances are thats not cuz of ur why essay
idk anyone who made a unique one
bruh idt AOs even expect u to stand out from that essay
they j want u to do ur research on the school
true yes but mentioning the core couldnt have hurt
i didnt mention the core
i saw this uchi admissions officer video where they were like
PPL who don't address the core in any way ot don't demonstrate knowledge of that global perspective clearly have done research on the school
but yeah they probs have higher standards on RD kids anyways
lmao nahhhh
i mentioned a lot of interdisciplinary shit but just not the core specifically
ed somewhere else
not my top choice tho lmao
like not even close
i regretted eding there so im glad i got deferred and not accepted
basically
i was lying to myself that i liked that school

LOLL
i didnt mention the core for rd youll b fine
so all we gotta do is talk why we wanna do what we want to do, how uchi helps, and the fun stuff at uchi?
that's the formula?
Yes but specificity is key I guess. I made my essay really specific (talked about particular research groups, professors, courses) and it worked!
ok yeah tbf i did mention a specific bio professor
but none of that core/philosophy/humanities stuff
core🤢
masochism
nah it was a good experience
i was never afraid for my life as much as i was after hard trolling the first midterm
💀
i thought i was cooked beyond belief
well actually
i was fine after the 76 came back
i was not fine the night before it
longest fucking night of my life
raw terror
🙏 🐮
how did this guy get deferred but some got rejected
insane
a lot of unis did that including harvard
no they actually could've deferred cuz they needed more info
for uiuc if you didn't fill the srar by nov 6 they just push you to rd
Where can we find the list of courses offered at UChicago?
Not showing up on google
how many courses + profs we gotta mention
huh
the why us essay is tearing me a new asshole
i think it shows i love uchi but it might not be specific enough
you don’t need to mention any
What
there isn’t like a set number of professors or classes you need to mention, there’s a lot of ways a “why us” essay can go
if you do want to mention classes make sure it’s consistent with what you’re talking about
Anyone accepted UChicago willing to share supplements?
don't think of it quantitatively- rather see how a particular course or professor attracts you to UChicago and will provide you the skills to achieve your ambitions at college and in your future career
you can also literally just not mention a professor
i think a course is highly recommended for any why college essay. Professors not as much, as it's easy to namedrop them without actually providing any substance. But if you know one, definitely add them in
especially for a why college essay like UChicago's, where you've got a lot more room to mention the depth that you've got abt the uni
well got me i mentioned a few classes and some were taught by the same person so i mentioned that
yep so clearly adding some profs adds value as well, as well as adding courses ofc
I think it's easier with alumni. On my why essay I mentioned a couple of alumni that I knew from research papers, documentaries, books, videos, etc...
And it's much more natural than just namedropping professors that you just searched on the class catalogue
yep agreed
when are supplemental materials due
like optional art supplement and video
like same deadline?
or do we get some more time
i couldnt find anything on the website i might be dumb tho
for ea you had more time for the video
so maybe that helps idk
what about ed2
bc im assuming there is a pretty close deadline since they only have like a month and a half to review applications
@final wave online it says January 8
ok thanks
Applicants can upload their video introduction to their UChicago Account under “Portfolio” with the title “Optional Video Profile.” You may upload your video to your UChicago Account at any time, but we recommend uploading by November 6th for Early Action and Early Decision I or January 8th for Regular Decision/Early Decision II.
straight from their website
for ed2 i think they said jan 31
for the materials
For ed2 does uchicago see your first semester senior year grades
yup
aight understood
Sufjan Stevens will get me in uchicago 🙏🙏 pls
Does this essay have to be that personal?
Also wait I totally didn’t connect the dots before but would writing about a song about Chicago be cliche 💀
idk why it would be cliche, is it from the album illinoise?
Yes 🙏
is anyone doing the loci for uchicago
mine was on the longer end yeah
noted
how much do they want us to talk about core curriculum tho
we need an entire in depth explanation?
they don’t want you to talk about anything necessarily
I didn’t talk about the core at all
It’s whatever best exemplifies why you want to go to chicago
For EDII and RD you need to send the video asap
got it
shit
A week after the deadline. It's a pain in the ass because for EDI and EA they're much more flexible
So just submit it before Jan 8
Mine was like 850 but I cut it to about 620
LET ME IN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME ACCESS TO THE PREMISES AND RESOURCES OF@UCHICAGO AT THIS VERY INSTANT!!!!
LEMMMEE INNNNNN
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
did anyone do the unwritten rules supplement
no but if u want ideas i have em
yes please
dm or nah
sure
yayyy
is 480 words good
best of luck everyone applying
i am
me too
why
why
i need to send a loci because i asked to be reevaluated reg decision
as in you got deferred?
yeah
around 500
ye
ok no i dont recommend this tbh
jan 31 means that they only have like 10 days to read the new things u submitted
they might've alr made a decision at that time
I’m like around there so we chillin
kk
that is the last day they said we can put in stuff, so yeah
Might make a bad impression to leave it late right
^
idt they'll fairly evaluate ur application if u submit late
like in their perspective they probs wd lose nothing by rejecting a person
domestic 😉
ah well lol. not too many internationals, and i could be wrong, got accepted EA. understandable in many regards, but just my observation
given its already hard enough for EA applicants
Your Why UChi?
yes
💀is my uchi way too long if its a 1000 words
probably
gotta cut it down broski
ye
welp
cooked and cocked
anyone who gets in ea has some sorta magic touch bro
what about rd
rd is like a 1% accept rate isn’t it
you gotta be insane to get in RD
is he actually
or be a furry apparently @rich sapphire
idk
sure you arent, we all like to be a little delusional sometimes
i get it
dont worry, i support your weird love of fursuits
fr
im about to get yield protected
oh no
hopefully he gets in oxford and just withdraws everything else
it’s not too late to write your quirky essay about how ur discord pfp led to an irl fursona! i can help you edit it if u want
little gossipers..
no thanks, i wouldnt want a furry fanfiction writer to help me edit, that would degrade my essay. i dont want any stray "grrs" "rawr"s or whatever sounds you make in my pristine uchicago essay
oxford jan i think
damnit
why uchi got me fucked up
the horrors
sorry i think someones answered this already but how long are the supps supposed to be? 600 for the creative one and 300 for the why uchi?
read up
i did
i found it
also
what about the research abstract submission
is it just a pdf
or is it just a submit a file thing
does it have to be a completed project
ok
chill im autistic
do you have a number estimate
lol one of the AOs reached out to me and confirmed it was my extended essay
16% international
I honestly couldn't come up with a number tbh
acc? My AO hasn't sent me an email yet
out of all those who got accepted early (ED + EA), maybe about 8-9% were EA Internationals?
just my ballpark number because i would think EA acceptances would be about 30% of all Early Acceptances
past years they've said that for EA + EDI there are around 150 internationals.
yeah it wasn't my AO just someone from their team wishing happy new year and encouraging me to comitt
what was the total number of early acceptances on the whole?
800 - 1000
1000 ish is what i heard?
nah
bit less
This year it was 1000
(20k, 5% admit rate)
Actually that means that Early Action Acceptances would've prolly only been about 5% of all early acceptances then
oh yeah funny thing on the intl zoom they clarified it was 5.9% and nondorf truncated LMAO
☠️
damn lmao
I'm international, I didn't receive an invite to that meeting
I live in the U.S. so idk if they don't count me as one?
But everyone was in the main webinar no?
yea it's done regionally, so you aren't a fair dinkum international quite as yet
yeah everyone was in that then there was another w the intl AOs and a few intl students
What did they say
Did they reveal how many students from each country?
would love to hear the numbers if they had it
india surely?
Damn, someone should've wrote that down
just by population alone
past years they've done that
It was 7 or 8 for india last year I think
somewhere around that
wow that is miniscule geez
i think canada india singapore and uae were the others mentioned
that is crazy
india and china internationals rlly going to war for spots
52 countries, Top countries:
UK
China
India
Canada
Singapore
UAE
South Korea
This is what I wrote down the day of the webinar
fr. esp since uchi has EA as well
will prolly be interesting to hear how ED II goes with the countries
yeah i think a lot of edii is ea deferall conversions
Did they mention any latin american country?
i dont think so
I know Peru has a lot of applicants
I see
uchi takes more from the UK
i'm sure they'd try to get some from across the world
fr bless katie 🙏
to keep the diversity ig
Admitted International Students: 154
Students were admitted from 41 different countries. Countries with two or more admitted students:
Greater China: 59 Mainland China: 50 Hong Kong: 6 Taiwan: 3 United Kingdom: 27 Singapore: 9 India: 7 Canada: 6 Brazil: 6 Mexico: 5 S. Korea: 4 Switzerland: 4 Turkey: 4 France: 3 Japan: 3 Armenia: 2 Hungary: 2 Italy: 2 Netherlands: 2 Russia: 2 Thailand: 2
This was for the class of 26
Early acceptances, just for clarity? EDI+EA
Pretty sure Greater China includes China + HK + Taiwan
yeah
that is surprising given that ive heard 50/60 from the uk for years
no this is from the uk ao
oh interesting
India at 7 is insane
