University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)

[waxen birch]

I had newspaper and literary intern and some other random stuff

[proper fulcrum]

🤷‍♂️

ill send it rq but ill delete it soon

[waxen birch]

Damn

I had like kind of basic things

[proper fulcrum]

mine was a heavy spike into finance/econ

with some STEM diversity

USNCO carried me there

[waxen birch]

I was creative writing and ai spike

[proper fulcrum]

oo

[waxen birch]

But I had like no awards 😭

[proper fulcrum]

take a look b4 i delete again

[proper fulcrum]

my finance ones were all in 11th grade

insane grinding occured

[waxen birch]

Lmao

[proper fulcrum]

and i got USNCO honors in 10th

[hearty belfry]

damn

thats good

[waxen birch]

Oh cool

[proper fulcrum]

hoping its good enough for penn

[hearty belfry]

well see!

[waxen birch]

I 100% got in for my essays ngl I had a 3.45 and a 34

[proper fulcrum]

woah that gpa is insane

idk econ is the most common major at uchicago

so im just suprised i even got in

tj?

stuy?

ncssm

[waxen birch]

No

[proper fulcrum]

philips

[waxen birch]

😭

No

I don’t think u will guess it

[proper fulcrum]

lexington?? idek the top 5

im naming the top kids i see at all the competitios

[waxen birch]

Lol

[proper fulcrum]

what is it then

[hearty belfry]

lol lexington

[waxen birch]

What is Lexington

[hearty belfry]

LOL SAME

[waxen birch]

Is tj Thomas Jefferson

[proper fulcrum]

the top 3 i see are TJ, stuy, and NCSSM

yea

[hearty belfry]

lexington, tj, exeter, andover, basis

[waxen birch]

Oh

Nah

[hearty belfry]

gunn

[waxen birch]

Maybe not too 5

🤷‍♂️

[proper fulcrum]

tell us!

[waxen birch]

No lol

[proper fulcrum]

stuyvesant was good but they fell off

[waxen birch]

I wrote my essay w the where’s Waldo prompt and then he started following me everywhere

Genuinely frightening

[proper fulcrum]

woah

mine was about a chicken nugget cus my brother bought mcds

and i had 3 hours and no idea what to write about

[waxen birch]

There r Waldo things hidden in every restaurant in my city it’s crazy

Lmfao

I feel like all the best essays are written in two hours of blind anxiety

[proper fulcrum]

indeed

[waxen birch]

I was on that shit 😭

[proper fulcrum]

thats when the juices start flowing

[waxen birch]

Yup

[proper fulcrum]

but i dont think i can do that for my 11 Rds

[waxen birch]

Anyways yay college!! Good night guys

[proper fulcrum]

good night!

[waxen birch]

Real

[hearty belfry]

@untold hill @pulsar barn

[rugged field]

LOLOLOL

edging

[rugged field]

lmao my roommate is from tj

cya guys next yesr

[gentle zodiac]

@rugged field yo can i ask some light questions in dm?

tentang perbedaan jam belajar etc

[fading socket]

edging insane

but you made it

good shit

[rugged field]

sure

[fading socket]

for the teachers

like LoR

is 1 AP Cal, 1 AP lit, and 1 AP Gov teachers balanced

i cant really ask my anatomy teacher (im pre-med/bio)

[rugged field]

ok

[rugged field]

ok

[fading socket]

no

[rugged field]

sure

[fading socket]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thumbs-up-gif-26785488

[rugged field]

thanks donnie

[native nova]

Ahhhh

[rugged field]

i might be able to see u guys

[teal glen]

Should we make a server?

[rugged field]

nah

[runic dock]

mee

committed to uchicago

[jaunty girder]

welcome everyone who committed!

[runic dock]

can everyone who's committed to uchicago send me their insta ids on pc if theyre comf w it so that we can connect?

[lean kestrel]

do you have ig

[lost swallow]

bro you got in?

[hearty belfry]

want me to do out

it

[worthy oracle]

how many words was ur choice essay

[glass bear]

Go for it

[worthy oracle]

frick mine is 985 😭

nah that's it im cutting

everyone ive asked telling me to cut

ed ii yea

but ive seen ppl get in with 1200

and 1600

and 1000

a lot

stop 😭

mine fits in 2 pages

can i dm u so u can read itttt

[marble iris]

how easy is it to switch ur major at uchicago

[lost swallow]

two man 🔜

[rich sapphire]

very!! due to the core, you could literally take all gen core classes for the first two yrs undecided lol
unless you’re a bio/chem/meng, in which case it’d b a good idea to start the sequence in first year

[zinc jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/pi-snoopy-jam-gif-15679150664794521651

[frigid flare]

@glass bear congrats!!! with that ling major you're living my life fr fr

[quiet kettle]

@untold hill did you do the video portfolio

[glass bear]

are u gonna try and transfer after ur first year?

over to uchi

because i think you got that on lock

join me brother

[frigid flare]

ehhh maybe i feel like there's a point where i become a sore reject

and i'd like to settle into wherever i end up going

i got grad school on lock tho

[glass bear]

oh thats so valid

[lost swallow]

@glass bear are you from chicago

[glass bear]

suburb

[lost swallow]

is ketchup on a chicago dog valid or nah @glass bear

[glass bear]

isnt the point of a chicago dog to not have ketchup

[lost swallow]

mayhaps

[fading socket]

los angeles guy here
aint your pizza just lasagna at this point

[hearty belfry]

chicago dogs r so fire

🤤

[lost swallow]

clippers or lakers

[hearty belfry]

@hard timber can i have ur chicago dog

[lost swallow]

calm tf down

[hearty belfry]

nah i know him

it's fine

[glass bear]

real

have you followed the official insta

[hearty belfry]

i gotta wait tho

...

[lost swallow]

when you guys gonna make your roommate posts

[hearty belfry]

?

[lost swallow]

like people post themselves for potential roommates

this is a thing that people do don’t “?” me

[glass bear]

they dont let you pick roommates anymore

[lost swallow]

tf is the “class of xyz” accounts for then?

or is this new

[glass bear]

i think its new

you used to be able to for uchi

[hearty belfry]

🤷‍♂️ idkkk

[hearty belfry]

oh i didnt know u got to choose

lol

[hearty belfry]

yeah thats what i though

[glass bear]

im a little worried im gonna get stuck with like a furry or something

nothing against them theyre just scary

[rich sapphire]

LMAO

[glass bear]

yeah like you there we go

[hearty belfry]

32k

😴

oh wait

wrong channels

[lost swallow]

deferred but we going to that ed2 pipeline fr

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lets-go-lebron-gif-5578583

same brother

we gonna see @fading socket too

[fading socket]

ay if im there call me rodman

type shit fr

[lost swallow]

factual

fuck nah

[fading socket]

nah im gonna remain a rams fan

[lost swallow]

if i get in imma be wearing my jets hat w pride

[fading socket]

im gonna buy a cali state flag and pin it in my dorm

how could you

[lost swallow]

ohhh you cali boys are gonna have to get used to the cold

yeah

and ken carson

[fading socket]

@untold hill you norcal?

[glass bear]

if i see a jets hat i will jump you and thats a promise

[lost swallow]

norcal better fr

[lost swallow]

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

[fading socket]

stop the cap

[lost swallow]

nah fr

[fading socket]

nobody goes to san francisco on vacation

be real

[lost swallow]

i did

but let’s be fr

[fading socket]

nobody normal*

[lost swallow]

the best city in cali is actually san diego

[glass bear]

isle vista was kinda fire ngl

[fading socket]

ok well true but los angeles is 2nd best

not san francisco

[lost swallow]

nah i didn’t really fw LA

[fading socket]

we just have more things

[lost swallow]

but i’d go again

i don’t think i experienced it that well

[fading socket]

eh

[quiet kettle]

maybe i should have

[fading socket]

ay real talk @lost swallow @glass bear @untold hill we should sign up for the same dorm house if we go to uchi together

[lost swallow]

@glass bear when you see me irl in a jets hat don’t forget what you said

stand on business

https://tenor.com/view/kartierbardi-gif-25764198

[fading socket]

thats crazy broski said stand on business

[lost swallow]

can you sign up?

i might just do the lottery tbh

[fading socket]

shi i on know but we can coordinate it i think?

[lost swallow]

who knows bro i haven’t been accepted lmao 😂

i could be rutgers bound

[fading socket]

ay gotta have faith

[quiet kettle]

i feel liek most people who got in did it

ill record a video for my little supplemental update

use my pro editing skills

[lost swallow]

they tell you not to edit it

[glass bear]

theyre random this year

[glass bear]

you're done for

[lost swallow]

how you know fr

[glass bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kartierbardi-gif-25764198

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-standing-on-business-gif-18067881055815168543

[fading socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kashigifs-kashi-kashigifs1-rutogalore-messi-gif-26691099

[lost swallow]

btw did uchi send you any merch

LMAOOO ME TOO

[glass bear]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-750207919009348033

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldinho-tongue-gif-23905918

[glass bear]

this is an insane sentence i hope you know that

[glass bear]

not yet lmfao

[lost swallow]

game is game

[fading socket]

ac milan ronaldinho hit different

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

[fading socket]

and game is game

[lost swallow]

yall getting me so excited man i forget im not in yet 😭

[fading socket]

yo same

but maybe i have a shot i on know

gotta try

[lost swallow]

you got it big bro

what’s your safety?

[fading socket]

same for you my man

[glass bear]

ed admits get a handwritten note about your essay or something

[fading socket]

UC Riverside, UC Davis (more of a target), the CSUs

[glass bear]

also a scarf and a shirt and a water bottle?

[lost swallow]

wait that’s really cool

[fading socket]

id wear the shit out the shirt

[lost swallow]

same

[glass bear]

rocky can i read your essay about being single 💀

[lost swallow]

yeah lowkey send that

[glass bear]

ik right

[fading socket]

he wrote essays about being single and got in????

[rugged field]

ok

[lost swallow]

he wrote it about getting no play

[fading socket]

and he got in?

[lost swallow]

that’s why he’s been begging for a two man

[lost swallow]

yeah

[fading socket]

HOW

[rugged field]

thats not possible

[fading socket]

yea thats been established

[rugged field]

its random

alr cool

[fading socket]

thanks tho

[lost swallow]

ok would you accept me into your house

[rugged field]

i got lucky w my dorm lol

thats not allowed either

[fading socket]

but how did broski get in after writing about L rizz

[glass bear]

if i get i house im ending it fr

[rugged field]

and by the time its allowed i wont have the power to do that (ill live off campus)

[quiet kettle]

actually?

wraps

[lost swallow]

@fading socket dm vivid

[rugged field]

u can request to switch

[glass bear]

🙏

[fading socket]

shit ur right

will do

[lost swallow]

on the website they say you shouldn’t make it overly polished

[rugged field]

if u don't request a single then u shd be out of i house's reach

[lost swallow]

they expect it to be kinda scuffed

[quiet kettle]

scuffed it shall be

[lost swallow]

i won’t request a single

[lost swallow]

mine was me in front of a camera for 2 mins

[rugged field]

bet

[lost swallow]

at my desk

[rich sapphire]

i’ll fight you

[rugged field]

hmmm

[rich sapphire]

I REQUESTED A SINGLE

WITH AC

AND IM IN WOODLAWN

[rugged field]

worst case scenario u get snitchcock but idt snitchcok is that bad

im in south 😎😎😎

[rich sapphire]

i love my wl single it is amazing

[lost swallow]

slide

[fading socket]

tbh i would probably prefer a roommate for my first year

[lost swallow]

same

[rugged field]

im with a roommate from tj lmao

[fading socket]

for the two man

[glass bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kartierbardi-gif-25764198

bet

[lost swallow]

why is it called that

[rugged field]

snell hitchcock

but for funni

snitchcock

[lost swallow]

oh i thought something happened that made it known as snitches

[rugged field]

LOL

[lost swallow]

@rugged field are uchi parties fire or nah

[rugged field]

nope

[rich sapphire]

he doesnt go

to parties

.

they are fun tho

[rugged field]

ok

[lost swallow]

so can you answer then

[rugged field]

i go to halperin room parties lmao

[glass bear]

i cant wait to get narcan administered to me by a brother

[rich sapphire]

bruh

[lost swallow]

i understand big bro

[fading socket]

im pre-med ill do it

lmfao

[glass bear]

death sentence

[rugged field]

cmon at least i socialize with my house

unlike my roommate

[rich sapphire]

why do u hate him sm

he’s just a roommate

[rugged field]

like most ppl in my house dont even know him

[rugged field]

nah

[fading socket]

whats wrong with your roommate lol

just dont talk?

[rugged field]

we talk sometimes

but he never says hi when i see him outside

[rich sapphire]

his roommate found his discord before they even met 💀

[rugged field]

nah thats impressive

[fading socket]

💀

[rich sapphire]

WOW REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE

[rugged field]

i respect him for those crazt stalking skills

[rugged field]

no it doesnt

[fading socket]

tbh id probably want a roommate that would be close with me

like brother type shit

[rugged field]

it does NOT remind u of anyone

[fading socket]

that would be awesome

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/kartierbardi-gif-25764198

is this you guys

[rugged field]

nah

[glass bear]

my brother's roommate had "lotion time"

[rugged field]

we chill

[lost swallow]

LMAOOOOOO

[glass bear]

that is the only thing i remember about him

[fading socket]

https://tenor.com/view/fc-bayern-fcb-bundesliga-soccer-football-gif-13099163

[rugged field]

hes a chill roommate, but we wont be roomies next yr

[glass bear]

this utter freak would drop his towel and start lathering himself

[rich sapphire]

i want a single next yr

[rich sapphire]

wtf

[rugged field]

ill get a halperin single

[lost swallow]

lowkey fire

i’d do that

sometimes a man needs his lotion

[rich sapphire]

WHAT

[fading socket]

i mean take care of your skin

[rich sapphire]

STAY AWAY

[glass bear]

you gotta be stopped ciwan

[lost swallow]

proper hygiene?

[fading socket]

yeah no ashy or dry skin

[lost swallow]

how else am i supposed to get soft skin

[lost swallow]

i’m white i don’t get ashy

[fading socket]

moisterize after shower

[lost swallow]

but i do moisturize

[fading socket]

im black but lightskin

yeah gotta moisturize

[lost swallow]

and you gotta exfoliate fr

[rugged field]

ok

[fading socket]

i understand him its just that dont do it in front of the roommate

[rugged field]

ok

[lost swallow]

yeah that’s a bit crazy

[rich sapphire]

get a single

[fading socket]

besides the lotion also takes the sting off the cold after the shower

[lost swallow]

nope

[rich sapphire]

yep

[fading socket]

only reason i can survive morning shower

[lost swallow]

@untold hill we gonna be rizzing at orientation big bro?

[fading socket]

first you need to make sure there ARE baddies

[lost swallow]

bro start working out

[fading socket]

bro make it a threeman I want in

[rich sapphire]

avg biz econ major..

[lost swallow]

uchi def has baddies bro come on

[glass bear]

LMAO

[lost swallow]

[rugged field]

LOL

too many bizecon kids

[glass bear]

i know one biz econ major and his ex was literally insane

[rugged field]

ok

[lost swallow]

@rich sapphire what’s uchicago bsr?

[glass bear]

toxic ass mf

[rich sapphire]

huh

[rugged field]

bsr

[lost swallow]

do you know a lot of uchi students

[rugged field]

BS R

[lost swallow]

baddie:student ratio?

[rich sapphire]

um

[fading socket]

imma go hard first semester w/ the rizz because im like 6'0

[rich sapphire]

idk

[lost swallow]

BROOOO i’m short

[fading socket]

idk they prob got the intelligent baddies tho

[lost swallow]

it’s over for me man

[glass bear]

sibling but he graduated so

[fading socket]

you need some air forces my man

[glass bear]

this conversation odd as hell

[fading socket]

black air forces and you got it

[lost swallow]

i’m like 5’9

[rugged field]

r there ppl from ur school going in ur grade

[lost swallow]

hell nah

[fading socket]

then ur like 5'11 with the forces

surely

plus 1 inch of confidence

[lost swallow]

in my school it’s 4 kids total and i’m the only one doing early

[lost swallow]

nah def not

[fading socket]

damn

[lost swallow]

forces aren’t that tall

[rugged field]

wait what

[lost swallow]

wdym

[rugged field]

what does that even mean

[lost swallow]

in my area it’s not a popular school

[rugged field]

ohh

like

[rich sapphire]

i just realized

i promised a bunch of a2c kids that if they got in i’d buy them boba irl on campus & none of them ended up applying or getting in

[rugged field]

for all grades?

[fading socket]

maybe some platform heels would do the job

[rich sapphire]

wooo no going broke

[lost swallow]

just for seniors

i don’t know non senior data

[rugged field]

but how did they get in if they aint applying early

[fading socket]

can you promise me that

[glass bear]

one other person so far

[lost swallow]

there was a meeting

[rich sapphire]

no

maybe

[lost swallow]

and only 4 people showed up

[fading socket]

ive never had boba before

[glass bear]

theres like 15 people from my school currently there though

[rich sapphire]

WTF

[rugged field]

4 people applying or attending

[rich sapphire]

HOW

[glass bear]

dawg

[lost swallow]

applying. 0 attending

[fading socket]

be my first if i get in? (for boba)

[rich sapphire]

no

[rugged field]

lol ok

[lost swallow]

thai iced tea is better

[fading socket]

idk man ive just never had it

[rich sapphire]

NO

[lost swallow]

wdym no

it’s the truth i apologize

[glass bear]

debatable

[rich sapphire]

ok. maybe boba run if enough uchi a2cers come

no promise

[fading socket]

if i get in im there

[rich sapphire]

u weirdos

[lost swallow]

boba is mid

[rich sapphire]

bruh

[fading socket]

what

[glass bear]

wheres the lab guy does he count

[lost swallow]

boba is mid you guys should drink real shit like redbull

[rich sapphire]

@upper elm do you like boba

[fading socket]

heart problem

[rugged field]

cope

if someone doesnt get in after seeing caitlin's msg

thats what theyd say

[lost swallow]

[rich sapphire]

????????!!!!!!?????

[rugged field]

.

[upper elm]

yes

if good

actual massive variance tho

sometimes u get the most blandass shitass dogass ass bubbles

[rich sapphire]

te amo place

[upper elm]

and it's like they have NO taste

[rich sapphire]

boba

[upper elm]

dogshit

overpriced

mid asf

bubbles taste like nothing iirc

i haven't had it in like 2 years though so idk

a bubble tea needs textured bubbles that release sweetness as you chew

it gives TEMPO to the DRINKING EXPERIENCE

and REWARDS for WORKING YOUR JAW

i may have opinions about this topic

[rich sapphire]

never wouldve guessed

[upper elm]

🙂

can you like

shut ratner down or smth

pls

i don't want to go to swimming

[glass bear]

where are you finding textured bubbles dawg

[upper elm]

no just like

they need to have a consistency

[rich sapphire]

he’s built different

[upper elm]

not be way too squishy

nor way too hard

like

i just need the bubbles to not be dogshit

and some places just

do not take me up on that!

[lost swallow]

he likes balls in his mouth

[glass bear]

interesting

[upper elm]

I do.

[fading socket]

what are the balls

[lost swallow]

tapioca

[pulsar barn]

what the fuck

did i just

walk into

[lost swallow]

boba discussion

[upper elm]

I like balls in my mouth

[fading socket]

we're talking about balls and how they pop in our mouth

and their textures

[rich sapphire]

SHUT UP BEFORE MAT GETS MAD PLZ

UR SENDING A BAD IMPRESSION

[upper elm]

balls balls!

[fading socket]

my bad

my apologies i meant boba

ive never had it

[rich sapphire]

wait a min

neither of you are even committed

not my responsibility

[fading socket]

no

[rich sapphire]

bye

[pulsar barn]

LMFAO

[upper elm]

?

[pulsar barn]

great

[upper elm]

this school is ass

torkaman is the goat though

🙏

[lost swallow]

buddy we stand on business here

[fading socket]

did u get rejected

[upper elm]

no i got deferred

[lost swallow]

@glass bear do not let this slide

[upper elm]

which is basically rejection bc i opted for RD

💀

[lost swallow]

deferral gang

[upper elm]

death sentence

"yes i will now allow myself to be executed"

:clueless:

[glass bear]

i mean he goes to lab he knows best

[lost swallow]

what is lab

[fading socket]

the hs attached to uchicago, i think

idk im very not good at uchicago facts

[lost swallow]

we gonna be soon though 🤝

[fading socket]

yo hopefully

just need to lock in the essays and edit my ECs

[lost swallow]

uchi is fun man

the essays i mean

[upper elm]

no like

the school is great

lol

i'm shitposting

the essays are interesting

and the school itself is very solid

i just don't want to stick around for another 4 years that's all

💀

i think i'll legitimately go insane if i go from going to school 5 feet away to just going to school 0 feet away

[glass bear]

your honor sentence him to four more years of ratner swim pool

[upper elm]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/bzz4j.gif

i mean

that's lowkey a win though

the alternative is lab's swimming pool

which lowkey looks like there's a certain type of cell swimming in it permanently

ratner is super nice the facility is great

except for when my teammates track dirt into the fucking locker room???

or do otherwise stupid things

and then i have to clean up after them

it's like being a fucking mom i cba

[glass bear]

yall should test the water in the lab pool

[upper elm]

what

#🎓-commitments message

???????

"cubs are better than the sox"

and you're going to a school on the south side

[glass bear]

oh no a sox fan

[upper elm]

are you real

[lost swallow]

ok real talk time

[upper elm]

are you real

[lost swallow]

does everyone have that one teacher they dickride

[upper elm]

you are going to school on the south side

yeah

i do at least

i don't like

[glass bear]

i will rep the cubs till i die

[upper elm]

dickride him

i don't even speak to him that much

[lost swallow]

@glass bear enjoy wearing your cubs merch in the south buddy

[upper elm]

but i love him

you're going to get jumped lol

[glass bear]

one of these teams has a recent world series

[rugged field]

LOL

[lost swallow]

i’ll be chilling w my yankee shirt

[lost swallow]

27 buddy

[upper elm]

one of these teams will get you killed after 8 pm if you're walking alone

the other will not

take your pick

🤠

[rugged field]

indeed

[upper elm]

i don't even watch baseball

[glass bear]

thats what four years of track is for 🙏

[upper elm]

outrun that bullet fr

gogogo

[glass bear]

call me zig zag

they cant hit me

[lost swallow]

what’s your mile time

[upper elm]

mf about to show the shooter that continuous-everywhere differentiable-nowhere running pattern i can't

[glass bear]

not good im a mid-d guy

[hearty belfry]

"not good" "4:50"

bros def bouta say that

[glass bear]

gonna book it down the bigass alley next to medici and get jumped there instead

[upper elm]

💀

[lost swallow]

4:50 is wild

isn’t anything sub 10 good

[upper elm]

what

no.

[hearty belfry]

no lol

[glass bear]

its like 5:39 my half mile is so much better

[hearty belfry]

id say

[lost swallow]

i’m not a track person buddy

[upper elm]

i can run sub 10 and i have like

terminally flat feet

[hearty belfry]

sub 6:30 is good

[upper elm]

what

really

[hearty belfry]

i havent done a mile in a long time but my pb is just under 7

[lost swallow]

my mile time in like seventh grade was 16 minutes

i walked it

[hearty belfry]

???

[upper elm]

😂

[hearty belfry]

oh

LOL

[upper elm]

olympic speedwalking training

respect the grind

[lost swallow]

not even speedwalking

[glass bear]

the olympic speedwalkers are so fast though

[lost swallow]

one time i locked in and got third place though

[upper elm]

fr

mfs probably walk faster than i run

ngl

[fading socket]

fr

[upper elm]

imagine your ass gets disqualified because your second foot left the ground though

shit sport

LOL

[lost swallow]

@hearty belfry you’re in the wrong channel

[hearty belfry]

shhhh

[lost swallow]

what’s wrong w my mile time?

[glass bear]

the safety car turns around and shoots you as soon as your second foot rises

thank you ref 🙏

[upper elm]

LMFAO

[glass bear]

they need a better way to tell people that a false start happened

because hearing five gunshots in a row

[upper elm]

LMFAO

[glass bear]

makes me run faster

[upper elm]

is that actually the procedure

[glass bear]

yeah the official fires the starting gun

and keeps firing until everyone stops

[upper elm]

LMAOOOO

dude why donlo't they just

do it like swimming

?

we just have a loudass buzzer

[glass bear]

do they blast the beeper

yeah that makes sense

wait youre a swimmer

[upper elm]

like if you false start

you just get disqualified

lol

sucks to suck you take the L

don't have a skill issue next time if u want a legitimate time 😂

[fading socket]

whistle

[upper elm]

and yeah unfortunately

i fucking hate swimming

[glass bear]

do you know my boy aiden

rails the 200 fly

[upper elm]

who

[glass bear]

swims for the large school that starts with an n

[upper elm]

i havent tried at swimming since like

actually i have never tried

but the last time i was decent and thus mentally invested at all was eighth grade

idt they swim in our conference

[glass bear]

i nearly started sobbing when i saw his times

[upper elm]

lmfao

[glass bear]

REAL

[upper elm]

bro is a psycho

2 fly

i also like

dont pay any attention at all to swimmers who arent in my immediate vicinity

and i mean like

on my team in the same lane as me

idfc about the sport i kind of hate doing it so

[glass bear]

most committed high school athlete

[fading socket]

how does uchi intramural sports work

do they have and how they work

[rich sapphire]

there r club sports and then comps between different dorm houses where ur house puts together a team & signs up

[fading socket]

dorm soccer team would be awesome

[rich sapphire]

midnight intramural soccer is prbly the most common sport

[hearty belfry]

welp i gotta prepare...

[fading socket]

gotta train my goalkeeping before i come (if im accepted)

imma be prime onana

[hearty belfry]

i played soccer for a long time

and im still ass now

[fading socket]

me too

played varsity but 4th division

so im very bad lol

[hearty belfry]

i will

[lost swallow]

we will be joining

cap

[fading socket]

whats ur position

[lost swallow]

i used to play cb when i played but id do CDM if i played now

like casemiro

[fading socket]

so ur casemiro and im onana

what a combo

[lost swallow]

onana is crazy 😭

[fading socket]

im not a great keeper 💀

but i have moments of greatness

[proper fulcrum]

got in with a solid solid 342 word one.

substance > words

[worthy oracle]

wow

@rough sail

[upper elm]

you would have to notify them probably

and with a good explanation

which is

probably not "my teacher sucks ass and i don't like them"

🐸

[fading socket]

if i got in id drop every ec

just then and there

get some time to MYSELF

[jaunty girder]

there's a gc @uchicago28 on insta

[rugged field]

silly chicago

[teal glen]

sure

[fading socket]

i want death

these essays are gonna burst my non existent blood vessels

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[gloomy ferry]

if you're deferred ed1 do they automatically push you to ed2

[torn path]

does anyone know the approx acceptance rate for transfer applicants

[glass bear]

you have to manually do it iirc

[crimson oasis]

You do

You fill out the form to choose between ed II rd or withdraw

[little schooner]

Got in with 800 words why essay

Word count doesn't really matter

[lost swallow]

you have to fill out a form

[hearty belfry]

im waiting for a real pje

one

[quiet dawn]

AH

[hearty belfry]

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[quiet dawn]

No P

[rich sapphire]

the ‘27 one is just run by another ‘27 student lol

[lost swallow]

when would ed2 come out

[shy torrent]

early-mid feb

was the 10th last year i think

that might have been two years ago i forget

[rugged field]

ye

[lost swallow]

i’m just gonna assume Feb 15

[shy torrent]

yeah that's valid

only major decisions before then would be berkeley met and a few of public ea's

[lost swallow]

i think umd comes out same time

how

[random pagoda]

Yo does anyone know if im allowed to register for the "welcome to the uchicago event" thing if i havent committed

It doesnt expressly prohibit it anywhere and its just information I think

[native nova]

thats so fun

finished my uchicago essays finally !!!

[rugged field]

ok

[fading socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-kanyewest-yeezy-meme-gif-22503154

[fierce stone]

it feels like a lot more people got deferred than normal for uchicago

[rugged field]

ol

ok

nah uchicago is the defer haven

[gloomy ferry]

yall what are the downsides to uchicago

[undone plover]

there arent any

[west blade]

I guess women's safety?

• extremely few racist incidents (? Idrk heard from a friend)

[gloomy ferry]

really? how unsafe is it for women

[west blade]

Not sure if its the whole campus, heard the neighborhood around gets iffy & women should stay alert 🤷‍♀️
Lol i am taking huge keys with anywhere from now on lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/uchicago/comments/uctyn5/incoming_uchicago_student_hyde_park/?share_id=5xLIF_try7Who6fEDHnOo&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

https://www.reddit.com/r/uchicago/comments/16w7xpe/is_uchiago_safe_for_women_especially_women_of/

These forms have great advice on what specific spaces to aviod

:))

[gloomy ferry]

oh thank you!

[fading socket]

I heard that it’s very academically competitive and stuff but I wouldn’t know

[gloomy ferry]

yeah academics wise i've done a lot of research im just considering the safety aspect of it all

[west blade]

Help ☠️

[undone plover]

2/3 profs live within walking distance of the school 💀 it's not tha tbad

[west blade]

Ooo

Okay 👍

Yeah ig safety aspect has to do more with the area compared to campus

Lol

Doory if I got you rlly worried or something tho 😭

[shy torrent]

i think so

otherwise seems like a wasted opportunity to up their yield which we know they love

[reef grove]

money and grade deflation

aka me when i want to take hard classes to learn but they're hard classes

[gloomy ferry]

money as in? they give great financial aid no

[reef grove]

ive heard 90k thrown around

[shy torrent]

how strong is chicago grad placement into finance

i heard their career services was a mess 10 years ago but that it's been fixed?

[reef grove]

i know jack shit

[rugged field]

so far i think they're helpful

but idk how it compares to other schools/the past

[shy torrent]

Dyk anyone in maroon capital?

[rugged field]

one

[shy torrent]

Do they like it or think it’s useful?

[rugged field]

idk actually he rarely talks abt it

i mean one use

is that its probs rlly prestigious for some jobs

so worst comes to worst u got 1 benefit

[undone plover]

it's pretty good

places well

it's good for chicago firms

[thin sluice]

i am EDing UChicago after being deferred

what do I mention in my LOCI 😭

[hearty belfry]

^

campus is safe

the area around it is not at all

[fading socket]

Like how not safe are we talkin here

[hearty belfry]

well

don't go in certain areas

[fading socket]

uh huh

but the campus itself is safe?

[hearty belfry]

pretty sure it is

compared to other places

[fading socket]

USC...

[crimson oasis]

In years past what day does RD typically come in

[solid flame]

yes the campus is safe

the area is okay the deeper you go into it the more alert you have to be but its also not horrible

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-laugh-giggle-laughing-spurs-gif-16212891

[nova sparrow]

Would someone who got in ed1 to Chicago dm me

I wanna know if it’s worth for me to ed2

[upper elm]

if you're in the right place at the right time it's always chill

if ur randomly at 64th street at 9 pm and alone

[hearty belfry]

they'll give u cigarettes for free!

[lost swallow]

@untold hill planning on walking around chicago at night alone in designer clothes. going to walk up to some people tweaking on the street and greet them with a dap and say “hello my fellow slime! how are you enjoying this crisp chi-raq night?”

do you advise against this?

[zinc jewel]

[fading socket]

gucci fit and 1s on

dont forget to hold 5k in bands

and show it off and say "you want this my dawg?"

[lost swallow]

if someone asks me what size i wear i’ll happily tell them

[fading socket]

what if ur with 1 other guy

[upper elm]

still sus

just be right place right time

[lost swallow]

uchi has free lyft at night so why would you even be walking

[upper elm]

idk

bc im NOT a pussy 🗣️📢🔥💯

[fading socket]

they do?

damn

[lost swallow]

yeah

p sure

[fading socket]

w uchi

[torpid forum]

guys I've got a genuine question

why UChicago, chicago is a cesspool

city itself is really boring and shitty

[lost swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

what do you mean by that

[torpid forum]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-malcolm-pile-shit-jurassic-park-gif-8739904

[glass bear]

chicago is literally the best city in the contiguous United States

Smh my head

[torpid forum]

I mean it's like "ankara mamak çöplüğü"

[lost swallow]

wrong

but chicago isn’t that much better or worse than most major us cities

[glass bear]

You best not say something like LA

[lost swallow]

nah it’s NYC

LA is worse than chicago

[torpid forum]

wtf

LA is G

[lost swallow]

@fading socket thoughts on LA?

[lost swallow]

nahhh

[torpid forum]

nyc is shitty too

[lost swallow]

nah

[torpid forum]

I don't like eating rats

[lost swallow]

where are you living then bucko

[torpid forum]

Mississippi

I'll drink my water from the river

[lost swallow]

EW

[glass bear]

Insane statement

[torpid forum]

nah I'm kidding bro

[glass bear]

NYC is fire but it’s still worse

[torpid forum]

LA probably

[fading socket]

i go to school in south central

seen bloods jump guys here before

so its more of the same to go to uchi

[torpid forum]

San Francisco

Boston too

oh I almost forgot

my beloved one

LAS VEGAS

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gambling-gamble-gambler-gambling-addiction-gif-25801242

grind starts when I get to las vegas

[lost swallow]

cap

the one thing this guy is right about is that chicago is boring as shit

[lost swallow]

stay safe bro

[fading socket]

i just need to survive another 6 months lol

my friend is cool tho he got an M1911 to protect us

we almost intervened but there were like 6 of em

in nike techs

[lost swallow]

they’re from the trenches bro

run

[fading socket]

thats what i was saying

all of em were in red nike techs

[lost swallow]

do you genuinely need protection just walking though?

[fading socket]

they took a broskis shoes and shirt

[lost swallow]

if you aren’t gang affiliated would they still try to mess with you?

[fading socket]

when we go out in the area the food's good and prices at convenience stores are cheap

but they'll do anything to anyone

they don't care

if they're bored or something they'll stop you and ask for your shoes

[lost swallow]

that’s stupid as fuck, stay safe bro

[west blade]

Yee thanks buddy 👍👍

[lost swallow]

even if you’re wearing some trash shoes?

what if i got on some dirty ass barely functional forces

[fading socket]

i wear like old beat up sneakers when I go out

and like shitty sweatpants and an old faded shirt

thats why i dont get stopped

my friends usually wear similar and some old work boots

[lost swallow]

uchicago hack: dress homeless when leaving campus
second hack: speak to yourself at all times to convince everyone else you’re crazy

[fading socket]

its a little hard for me because I don't speak spanish but my friends translate just fine

[fading socket]

id probably do that if I got in

[lost swallow]

when you leave LA would you ever move back

[fading socket]

no

[lost swallow]

would you stay in chicago?

[fading socket]

unless i had to for school

[fading socket]

prob not

im the type of guy that likes to travel a lot, dont like staying in one place too long

[lost swallow]

i’d either stay in chicago or move back to new york

[west blade]

Go see me all UC's I linked reddit chats on how to write a good loci
Too lazy to cope paste here sorry 😔

[fading socket]

fairs

[west blade]

Copy**

[fading socket]

idk id try to go to uchicagos med school

but 1.48% acceptance rate

[lost swallow]

same w me and law

[west blade]

THIS avoid certain areas as much as possible the reddit threads I included here say which ones

[fading socket]

how hard is it to get into law school

Like for uchicago med 6.5k apply for 90 spots

also my teacher does know a law prof there

[lost swallow]

i haven’t checked lol

[fading socket]

damn

[torpid forum]

law school is solely based on LSAT

%90 LSAT

[glass bear]

You just never enjoyed the city

Truly enjoyed it

[gloomy ferry]

omg same

[lost swallow]

potential classmates?

[lost swallow]

probably not

[lost swallow]

@fading socket https://x.com/themadridzone/status/1738015337348489313?s=46

he’s in your city bro

[fading socket]

saw him alr at UCLA

whole madrid team + him 10 ft away

modric winked at me

but damn what id do for his autograph

[lost swallow]

NO WAYY

that’s awesome man

did you take photos?

[fading socket]

thanks it was insane

[fading socket]

took a whole vid

saw jude

[lost swallow]

slide that

[fading socket]

courtois pre injury

all of em

[lost swallow]

man i wish i could meet them

[untold hill]

so i created my own prompt

thats fine right

[fading socket]

with uchicago's interesting essay prompts is there a formula to answer the question or is it just winging it

[reef grove]

ball out sonny

[rich sapphire]

wing it

[fading socket]

i figured that itd be more of a winging it thing

might enjoy this essay the most out of any college essay written

once I can wrap up this rewritten personal statement

[rugged field]

ofc

uc

uc chicago???

[zinc jewel]

😐

[rugged field]

uciago

[upper elm]

asiago

[formal cave]

What am I supposed to talk about in the Chicago video?

[reef grove]

whatever u want

[formal cave]

real

[gloomy ferry]

If i go to uchicago for undergrad i won't do law school there but

[fading socket]

what

like just about anything?

doesn't even have to do with me?

[reef grove]

if you don't want it to

not saying you'll get in but

you could show someone you recently murdered if you feel like it

[teal glen]

I think it’s supposed to be an introduction video

If there is any important information relevant to your candidacy you were unable to address elsewhere in the application, please share that information here.

This is what the website says

[fading socket]

i think im going to do the olive garden essay