#University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)
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i will get princeton aid, then yell at penn to match

how much are middle class ppl paying to go to uchicago? if anyone knows
Middle class is a broad range try the finaid Calc
im doing finance, uchi econ is pretty good but its not my jam 💀
i wanna be a finance bro
boof
chicago residents line up......... it's time to rebel...............
why did u apply to uchicago
ya im looking for a buiz school
i wish i could repurpose my ucchicago essays somehow but theyre so niche they dont work for anything else
pre-professional typa life
cmu usc penn fr
i am applying to those 3 😆
bro accidentally got into uchicago
Ohh why didn’t you Ed Penn
no money
ed forces u to bind
ah
its not a good idea if ur like
Didn’t you say you weren’t getting aid most places anywyas
unsure of how much aid youll get
merit
the no money -> yes money stratagem by going into finance
for EA

true
infinite money generator
Oh I see
ill attend uchicago if i dont get into like my top 10 choices
Uchicago is like a top 10 bro 😭😭😭
if they had a buiz school they would be mine too.
Booth for grad
DAMN
no pls i need this its my first one
bro is the 1%
like 3 ppl got in EA
Yeah sounds like it
uchicago has a v special plpace in my heart
guys im reading my essays again and im trolling.
wait was the umich for umich or uchicago
does anyone know the ed2 acceptance rate from a deferral?
holy shit i wrote his name wrong
if i had to guess it would be around 20%
no, they don't release it
I LIKE THOSE FUCKING ODDS
uchicago is actually trolling
that's high
meanwhile deferral to RD is apparently 2% 💀
but i still wanna say 10%
helps me sleep at night fr
💀💀
ik
i remember reading that the high end was like a 3.4
but deferral rate seems to be sorta low
Where 4.0s go to die!
i want to know the deferral rate
it's definitely not 20%, the overall early rate as of 2019 was 11% including ED1
guys this was the start of my uchciago essay
econ with buis econ focus trust
I meant that 20% was high as in it is definitely below 20%
deleting image
ed1 is 20+%
not that it's good odds
W
What
shit i shouldve been quirkier
im rereading my essay rn and am cringing
FUCKKK
quirked up white boy
no way you wrote that
guys im trolling in this essay
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Is this real
probably lol
i dont say this often but pls drop ur ec's im interested
☠️☠️
These are so awesome I’m laughing so hard
SO THATS HOW IT WORKED LMAO
LMAOO
i would instantly start crying if i read this
Lemme find my Columbia essay yall r gonna laugh ur asses off
oki!
wait shoot iwas supposed to do my penn and ND essays 💀
will be quick
yaya
THEY, COUGH OCUGH, HAVE A BUINESS SCHOOL
COUGH COUGH
COIUSDGASDFAS
My penn ao emailed me and personally picked out my essay as the part that stuck out
And it was a TROLL essay
It was so unserious
🤷♀️
BOOTH UNDERGRAD PROGRAM COUGH

EDIT: NOT ACCEPTED, JUST A CALCULATOR
Ain’t no way
Idgaf if u copy me ur the one who’s gonna get fucked
gargantuan ass scholarship
its a calculator
If ur essays r already in the system and someone copies they’re gonna get flagged for plagiarism
There’s so many “essays that worked” online
But nobody’s dumb enough to copy
you got in
Maybe unpopular opinion
But I feel like ur essays should be specific enough that you’d have to intensive rewording to make it ur own
To the point where ur basically writing another essay
Good luck w rewording me making the perfect dap up resonate across the hall ☠️☠️☠️
Unless the copier wanna straight up lie and say they did what u did
LMFAO?
super vauge,
I wrote a story abt me & bro making the perfect dap
dm for details but i dont wanna dox
INTERNATIONAL?
😨
Bros cracked
dont be decieved, finance and buiz basically go straight to intl
girlie’s hella cracked
oh yeah that'll do it
Mid
Ah ic
😭😭😭😭
Damn
which oly?
oh i did the harvard comp and wharton comp, those were my best awards
USNCO honors
mashallah
no
That’s crazy
bay area cali girlie
does anyone know any ea/ed stats
I did USAMO but didnt do shit still got rejected
No I’m just kidding lol
I think u have a really good shot at penn
i didn’t even know they had camps
Anyways
like how many were accepted, deferred etc
Bye guys I fr should sleep now
Even though it’s Wharton I think u got a good shot at penn
no no, the wharton investment comp and the harvard case comp
those were my top 2 awards
i am in RD
literally
ur like pretty similar to me on paper in all aspects
prolly better tbh
my essays 😘
EA
we have similar stats and ecs but idk abt essays and ur awards r better
ok guys imma delete this EC list, i got 4 dms already.
no money
😢
loan not worth it and my parents wanted me to compare financial aid packages
SO FAR, NOT LOOKING GOOD
no im like upper middle, but my sister is in med school and brother in stanford
as the youngest, i broke.
ofc u r oml
WAIT HOLD ON DM IT TO ME I DIDNT SEE 💀
i wont say anything in response i'll just admire from afar
asdfsadfasdfsad
i didnt save it.
lmfao
princeotn will give the best aid
thats why i got fordham!
DESCRIBE EACH EC IN LIKE 3 WORDS
no but princeton is the goal
fr
althouhg bay area is sus
ill take that 
average bay area enjoyer
W
I se uchiago opened the gates of deferral hell
If you guys want, I still have my LOCI that got me in RD
i dont qualify for aid but i do have a full tuition + fees scholarship which is a fat fucking cheat code 🙏
we love merit
i'm interested
i have no idea what a LOCI is supposed to have
dont get me started on region's fastest wheat harvester
can I see it? im switching to RD <3
@zinc jewel

wait what uchi gives merit 💀
am i that bad.
naw its through rotc
if i get in it would be cool
ohhhhh
jump off a cliff
4 years of service but no debt 
Idk if this is legal by mods to post here but here it is ig
The emojis 😭
😭😭
please tell me u left teh emojis in
Did u get in
DRAGON BALL Z 😭
I did !
illinois homie 🤝
thanks for this
wait what is this
LMFAOOO
a loci
They love quirkiness
wait but you go to princeton lmao
bros insanely cracked
you faked them out in the letter lol
that is the point of a LOCI
GIRL THAT WAS SUCH A JUMPSCARE BECAUSE I ALSO GOT THE ISAC THING AND WAS GONNA PUT IT IMMEDIATELY ON MY LOCI FDJGLKDFJGL
Yeah
I denied them because I gotno aid
Itt was stupid
LMFAOOO
Hell no
if that was someone's common app...
oh rip
did u put it in your portal?
i emailed it directly to AO
okok ty
im interested
lowk if ur a chicago kid and princeton class of 2027 i have a feeling you might know the princeton admits last year from my school
may i dm u
this is very true
i’ve seen people with mid ECs and lower-level stats but incredible essays get into ivies
waitlisted
Ima see you next year
ya
did you mention your furry club anywhere
who now?
fuck off mf
essays matter alot
ur best friend is attending my school @zinc jewel 😊
idk nowadays i see ISEF quals and stuff not get in
LMFAOO
"your school"
did anyone get in EA?
yeah a couple people
didnt know they let furries run uchicago
perhaps at caltech a US oly will help, but most schools need to have both strong profile + essay
Isef winners were deferred this year
guess it makes sense to let furries run the second best school in chicago
It’s insane
northwestern ❤️
rent free 🥱
I have really good stats and ecs but my essays were mid
nu ❤️
deferred
its uchicago ofc they do
REAL
no but the thing is is that as you start progressing in awards, its unlikely that you will write bad essays
if i get into northwestern that would actually be funny as fuck @hearty belfry
northwestern is now my only hope
@rich sapphire hear that?
you cant really be a top 10 influential people and have bad essays ngl
Sure
they finally have a spot for you
ok its finally 4pm time to fr do essays
I did
You said that an hour ago 💀
D:
chicago is not a safe space for you! :)))
i got distracted.
yeah cuz im not a furry and its ran by furries like you
Real
rahhhh the [blank] scholar goes so hard
I asked Petey about it
colleges are weird
that's gonna be me fr
I’ve seen extremely qualified and really really smart people get rejected from all ivies
so it just depends
does uchicago release info on how many were deferred from each pool
they dont release shit tbh
defer gang 🤝
They’re super secret
that's lame
Helps with pr
wait
i'm just wondering what percent got deferred
💪 so real
deferral gameplay

i must have the most boringass college application process
no sparks or fire or smoke
i didn't get results until march so it could be worse
just defer defer defer defer defer
same
it's so random honestly
you got it trust
i got deferred tooo
exactly what i thought would happen happened and im still disappointed
me too but i was EA
me you and bellingham got it ed2
so it makes sense
Fuck uc hicago
same same
It’s terrible
i aint ed2''ing 😭
why not
@hearty belfry :nharwal:
do what thou wilt
hm
nharwal takes the W
ayy gl man
u cant tell with just gpa sat
send me your login ill do it for you
if u have good ecs and essays u can get it with a 1510 and a 3.9 uw
bro @untold hill u will keep
uchi is all about writing right
shaking
i got in with a 1500 and a 3.6 uw
until u open that app
so yeah essays are crazy important
shmamble
Ahhh Ic
oops
@glass bear congrats
wrong one
also you can request your file i believe
will is the goat bro
and it has notes about what they liked
william
i want to know sooooooo bad
i need my file!!!
cya next year william
can i request file without getting accepted
no idts
usually not
thank you bro looking forward to it
rats
LOCK IN thank you 🙏
i think uchi allows it
bro just open it
just sauce them an email theyll probably let you
oh? intriguing
this is actually annoying me u r stressing urself out for no rsn
yo check it bro stop playing
get it off your mind
use the hate from a potential rejection as motivation to study
i don't know how i'd even begin to write that email
just open it holy fuck ☠️
im five seconds from just asking them outright lmao 
☠️
i really want homemade whipped cream
hey uchicaggy can you sliiiide me my admissions file thanky!!!
but every time i go to the store.
there is no. heavy. cream.
who is buying all the ehavy cream
why
damn bro that's heavy
like you'd think at least ONE store would have it

you should actually send this verbatim
trust
they would double reject me
they’ll say it’s “quirky” lmao
yeah exactly lmfao
bro is on this discord crying abt a decision letter he can open but isn't opening
he should
& is asking for other ppls stats to make a decision?
shambles
like ofc im pressed lmfao
:nharwal:
schrodinger's decision
i mean ur right but ur a bit more mad than id be 😭
@untold hill the people need to know
just a tad
isn't this the guy who wrote about getting no bitches?
@untold hill why not just open it?
i will find your mf house and swing on you if you dont open it rn 
why isnt he opening it
this mf is not serious bro
bro did you get in or not
now im just confused

i feel like i’m being clickbaited
i'm sending this convo to the ao
@lean kestrel
tellin them to reject
u got in ed ?
ima ban him
imagine going through all of this and he just gets rejected lmfao
I matched thru questbridge 😅
W
i swear to GOD
wait did you get in ed?
i forgot
i probably will
ion think i can 😞
if i get in
that may or may not be before my brothers birthday
i think im going to it
do NOT bring your fursuit out to greet them
no just kidding i can't even do that ☠️
die
who gives a shit go to your future school
ill go 100% if i get in 💀
is it at byron trotts house
i got into my house a couple of hours ago
the feud just never ends
ideally i’d like to see chicago before lmao
LOL
or are you trying to minimize ur chances of being stabbed
winner!
ofc not
no im trying to get the full college experience
including getting stabbed
getting stabbed, shot and getting frostbite
bro this rocky guy got me invested
what a school
😍
LOL
imagine bro comes back
says 'guys'
'what r ur stats'
cant be too sure tho
'how did u get in???'
plot twist he never applied
if he does ill be as mad as you
plto twist hes planning to apply ed2
who was here last night when he said he wrote his essay about how he gets no play
im planning on it 🫵
plot twist he actually applied to case western and mixed them up
😭😭 No way
1362 e 59th st i think
deadass i will show up.
ive been there before
i know someone who goes there i think
midass campus
ima too 💤
youy suck balls for that one but true
fr
did yalls studco pres get into harvard or nah
what if the next thing we see is rocky || uchi28 typing
ok
i only know about my friends
i would congratulate him & go to sleep bruh
i don't go around profiling ppl randomly
"OH NO I GOT DEFERRED FROM MIT"
this lil mf is ruining my sleep schedule
"I WAITED 2 DAYS TO OPEN IT"
dont even worry about it🙏
the fact that you literally attend school a few blocks from where i LIVE is so fucking weird
like not in a bad way
just
weird to think abt
lol
that was such a crazy time
the only rsn i am here is bc i actually like uchicago
i swim at ratner 6 days a week so
hi keg
based
im unironically still p close to your dorm
wassup
:bakuchase:
wait i thought u were at columbia 💀
🥰🥰🥰🥰
LOL
wait yeah i thought you went to sleep like an hour ago
no lol i rejected columbia
ur favorite '28 chicago student is here
W
wow
ik
we need to meet up for food on campus
🫰
at some point
tbh uchicago is great just let them know
to give more money
to intl students
like if they had done that i lowk would have considered attending
& maybe get a fucking free milkshake or wtv
by jove!
'i pay 80k a year for a $1 milkshake a week'
if not chicago or columbia
😭
LMFAO
LOL
LOLOLOO
LMAOO
bro laughed at their own joke
try guessing tho
the milkshakes actually suck
YH I THINK ITS HELLA FUNNY LMFAO
yeah theyre garbage
yes if more ppl agree to meet up
SAY IT AINT SO
or we can just swipe u into woodlawn or smth
they shd pay me $10 to drink that shit
imagine paying $80k a year to say 'yeah guys i can get a $1 milkshake per week!!'
ya but u have no meal plan
lol
Good Point.
you know what a better Point is?
🤷♂️
Promontory Point.
my meal plan is called robbery
start eating the books too lmao
Hey anyone from India who got in?
True.
promontory point is ass 
tbf i haven’t even been there 💀
there are, indeed, ppl from india who got in
nah i am actually laughing so much rn
its actually great but thats where i met my failed two month talking stage so its forever tainted 
HELP LMDAO
LMFAO
wh-
what's that
bro this rocky guy
when is he coming back
I NEED TO KNOW
bro what has happened to me
no im wondering too…
i am actually invested in someone's decision
oh promontory point is the place in utah
like how tf did that happen
i thought it was at chicago
…both
it's in chicago
it is at chicago
@untold hill you got 5 minutes big dog or imma have to intervene
Bro
💀
why
thats so brutal
💀
I remember when my homie got rejected from Columbia I sent him that GIF
The whole gc
Busted out laughing bro
☠️
That’s brutal
thats evil
💀
the boy's group chat is built different guys
"i got rejected" "LMAOOOOO"
i mean i laugh at my own failures
bruh
when i got waitlisted from harvard
i remember
where the hell is rocky
& gave it to me anyways
EVEN AFTER I GOT WAITLISTED LMFAO
the harvard colours and all
it's like u get a little trolled
they were preying on my downfall
dude
hey you got a cake though
just to troll me
was it good
☠️
i didnt know uchicago rejected this many ppl wtf
YEAH IT WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS TOO LMFAO
THEY LOVE YOU
i forgot its not EA michigan
the boys are made of thicker skin bro
you are ✨special✨
that's why i love them
ed goes crazy 😔
like
i am special indeed
we just get perma deferred/rejected
oof
bc lab students always use umich as backup
LOLOLOL
- michigan signed legislation mandating higher in-state acceptance rates
how dare you use griezmann for evil
umich is the best state school in illinois tho so makes sense
so the two put together makes it unironically hard asf to get into umich from lab
@nova jolt
i mean
now umich is as good as gold for lab students
since trying to get in is just fucked
so fucking funny
yeah its best IL school
Who called me
i have so many uni application stories w the boys
what is uiuc
university of illinois
when u got michigan
urbana
illinois too
champaign
Motherfucker
no
What did you just say
why do people love u chicago that much, isnt chiago a shitty place to live in
that's just for the general lab student
if i get into umich i will paint these walls white
hahahhaha
mark my words
What's a lab student
when my homie got into UPenn but forgot to put need aware on his app ☠️
sounds like cope
So fucking funny holy shit
umich safety fr
LOL
the high school attached to uchicago
the lab school is the pre-kindergarten through 12th grade for uchicago
NO WAY LMAO
them boys get their own AO
What even happens at that point
fancy prep school kids
You get fucked?
wth
Oh they're those types of people nvm. Talk the crazies
yall rlly be summoning mechanic here
dw he goes to a school in illinois too
He got clowned so fucking hard
makes sense
His email to the admissions office
I mean, come on, they all know Michigan is the best university in Illinois
ye i agree
lmfao
'hi,
i forgot to put need aware in my application is it too late to fix?'
not 3
THE GUY
ik its t10
did they give him aid or was he screwed over lmao
Btw how's your break going
LL
LOL
nah he got fucked they gave him jack shit but its okay he goes to princeton
bro survived
he thought upenn was need blind
Ooh Indonesia nice. I'm back in NYC
the t3 for math is set in stone already atp
so fucking funny
ay best case scenario lol
ye
i only have 3 homies that go to uni in the states
that homie
& the homie who goes to my uni as well
i wanna see a convo of u and the essay mechanic
which is very funny
What's T3 for Math? Chicago, Princeton, and Harvard?
nah
army homies r always w u frfr
princeton harvard mit
no lmfao
Oh
t3 for math is mit ucla & brown
not rlly
tried to sneak ucla and brown in there
Bro fr tried to sneak in UCLA and Brown 💀💀
💀
sorry i shouldve said applied maths
top 3 for math are the schools that accept me
I thought Chicago was the go to for math though?
instead of math
lol
mit, caltech, chicago im p sure
depends on pure
nah
or applied
yuh
the go to is harvard
caltech is more pure
Bruh no one cares about applied math other than applied math majors that chose it because they got rejected by the school of engineering and thought applied math would save them even though.
LOL
pure solos
LOL
ye
i mean i major in physics & bme so idgaf
under the bay bridge
but applied math is cool i like it
i ditched pure math
youll sell out
caltech mid af fr

AHAHAH THATS WHAT I TOLD YOU
silly silly boy
shouldve done finance
thats what im doing niw
self hatred
now
that child cannot be in a 10 mile server radius from me
server radius LOL
it's gotten this bad m8
rejection hehe
#1 A2C beef going on
!uchicago
when does it come out i’m curious
LMFAOOOOOO
😔
BRO MISSED THE PLOT
i didn’t even apply here buddy
According to r/math, Oxford and Cambridge are the best universities in the world for Mathematics. In America, Harvard, Princeton, MIT, Caltech, Chicago, and Stanford and they don't really say which are better than the other.
i’m just curious
yeah i absolutely agree w that
the universe is telling me something
womp womp lil bro
congrats to everybody that got in
i have to be nice here
cc here i come lolll
lemme go to offspin
Is he still here? I thought he left?
telemachus is mean
he is here yeah
Damn can't seem to find him on the members thing
hater telemachud
I wouldn't say he's mean but he does have a bit of an ego sometimes. I'm cool with him although I do call him a teletubbie for funzies.
too late
i made
most of this server has a bit of an ego
a cookie
Did rocky respond
I once had diarrhea after eating taco bell
DAWG
raisin
well im gonna at least ask more about it bc tele is like one of my online bffs? 😭
leave this chat
no
you cant tell me where to go
im joking boy
grad math prob
Dear Boy,
you suck
undergrad math idt so
WHERE THE FUCK
CONGRATS
IS ROCKY
Wait M, you the guardian of this thread?
Damn bro, once I came here, it looks like I'm breaking the peace
gotta be taught by torkaman
and who put you in charge lol
Carly
i have seen so much today
🤷🏽♀️
traumatizing shit
EXACTLY.
Please be respectful or else I'll have to say some horrifying things that may make you question whether you want to be here
lil bro i was joking
‘28+’27+that one random lab kid meetup when??
well you're the fucking guardian so i didnt know if you tried to mean it
the good the bad the ugly goes crazy
actually you make a fair point mb g
LOLOLOL DAMN
🧐 🤨
i need to take my role more seriously
it's all shits & giggles until one of the idiots talks abt the damn withdraw button
Don't, it's A2C it'll eventually die in 2-3 years.
LOL
bro lets talk about some portal astrology
I'm still petitioning for Carly to kill the discord
u should do that if u wanna see what my role can do 😭 (pls don't do it)
i wanna know what it does
guys they started my deferral note with "thank you for applying to uchicago" does that mean they want me
Do they have an unfortunately in there?
um um i think so
Sorry, it looks like they don't
um did i get...rejected...
omg
NO
NOOOOOOOO
but the withdraw button is still there
That's a sign that they want your application out
