#University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)

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lean kestrel
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YOOO

upper elm
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OPEN UP ECKHART

solid flame
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eckhart mi amor

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LET ME IN

upper elm
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OPEN THE FUCK UP

solid flame
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IM BEGGING

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ON MY KNEES

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pause

upper elm
lean kestrel
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it’s a little funny, i was looking into astro clubs and all

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almost wrote about a club that has been inactive for like… at least 8 years 😭

solid flame
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we should revive it :3

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have you ever looked through their telescope?

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i remember seeing the room astro club used to be at, its old as hell 😭

lean kestrel
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nop, i can’t really travel anywhere

solid flame
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ahh

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wait where r u from

lean kestrel
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NY in case that’s allowed to be shared 😅

solid flame
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omg 34850948609468 people live in NY so ur good HAHA

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then what made u choose uchicago omg

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why not like the millions of schools in new york

lean kestrel
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I was looking for schools with a decent astro program and the schools i’ve looked into a little more locally just, either don’t have the major or the funding

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like hamilton is awesome but their astro dept is very tiny

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i ranked columbia for qb but… 😅

solid flame
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ohh

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wait where was uchicago on the list

lean kestrel
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7th LMFAOO

solid flame
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ig they rly wanted you so its meant to be :3

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HELLO

upper elm
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💀

solid flame
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GIRLLLLL

upper elm
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NUMERO 7

solid flame
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what were the first 6

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that is crazy

lean kestrel
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It’s okay because i liked all of my schools

solid flame
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u must be next level quirky

lean kestrel
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caltech MIT columbia princeton stanford yale 🥲

upper elm
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waugh

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bro i cant even apply to caltech

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i can't answer one of their essays

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it's so over

lean kestrel
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i think i had a major flaw in each of my essays so like…. it’s fine i guess

upper elm
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i think i had an essay in each of my major flaws

lean kestrel
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for innovator

upper elm
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i am doing absolutely nothing rn

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still addicted to league of legends

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it's chill

lean kestrel
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it’s okay because honestly being an “innovator” takes some real special circumstances

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ie a community willing to listen

upper elm
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true

scarlet stone
solid flame
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if i did qb id probably put princeton then yale then uchicago

lean kestrel
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Ohhh icic

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I agree tbh

fading socket
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WHO TOLD THEM???

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lean kestrel
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My top schools that i knew in my heart i would have loved were caltech uchi hopkins and hamilton. the rest were sorta there

solid flame
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ooh yeah gotcha

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hopkins would prolly be 4th

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HAHA

lean kestrel
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LOL

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all i know is

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they discovered cosmic latte

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🥹👍

fading socket
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Man I hope I join you on campus

solid flame
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oh yea

fading socket
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I need to get a W this admissions cycle fr

lean kestrel
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UCHIGANG

solid flame
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u could only rank out of the college partners right?

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was there a limit to how many u could rank?

lean kestrel
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15!

solid flame
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ok lemme look on the webstie to see what i'd rank

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im kind of batshit so i'd probably do 15 for funzies

lean kestrel
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I ranked 9 because no way in hell could i do 15 schools worth of essays in two weeks 😵

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i struggled with 8*

fading socket
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@lean kestrel how cracked were you?

lean kestrel
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LMAO

fading socket
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YOOO SAME

lean kestrel
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99.38 UW average though

solid flame
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i shoulda went TO 💀

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HOLY SHIT 99/4?? /j

upper elm
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what's TO

solid flame
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test optional

upper elm
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oh

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yo wtf 99.38

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🐸

lean kestrel
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i lowkey just didn’t wanna study for the SAT

upper elm
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how is that physically possible

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LOL

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u might be like

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the next copernicus

lean kestrel
upper elm
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still

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ur about to get put on house arrest by the church for being too based

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💀

lean kestrel
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LMAOO

scarlet stone
solid flame
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i think my list would prolly have been: princeton, yale, uchicago, columbia, jhu, rice, brown, northwestern, washu, upenn, dartmouth, duke
or something like that ^^ just looked at the list,

lean kestrel
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but i had a lot of leadership positions too (varsity tennis captain, nhs sec, stuco pres, sci pres, class office sec)

upper elm
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am i fucked for living in chicago

scarlet stone
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I think my reigonal AO said that to me when I met him

lean kestrel
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i tried getting involved where i could

solid flame
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but i couldnt do qb so i rd'd all these schools <3

upper elm
lean kestrel
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even their linkedin had a post about rural kids

solid flame
upper elm
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iirc northwestern prefers chicago residents and uchicago dislikes them

lean kestrel
upper elm
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alright it's a northwestern angle

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💀

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see you in evanston bro

lean kestrel
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Oh yeah, uchi is 80% out of state right?

upper elm
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PLEAAAAAAAAAAASE

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PLEEEEEAAAASEEEEE

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ECKHART PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

solid flame
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20% in state and like 50% of my school is applying

upper elm
lean kestrel
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Woah

upper elm
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nah man like 100% of my grade is applyihng

scarlet stone
lean kestrel
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Dayum

solid flame
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oh like 50% is ea'ing/ed'ing at least

upper elm
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u think im shitposting

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but it's lab

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so

solid flame
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OH LAB

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LMFAOOOOOO

upper elm
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💀

solid flame
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didnt we talk about this

upper elm
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yeah

solid flame
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or was it with someone else

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i hate your kind still

upper elm
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RACISM.

scarlet stone
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private schools are ok

upper elm
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no it's uh

scarlet stone
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i don't envy lab/magnet/private higschools

upper elm
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my school specifically is the one associated with uchicago

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lol

lean kestrel
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Woah

solid flame
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so r yall like feeders

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or

upper elm
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well

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yes and no

solid flame
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are they extra hard on u

scarlet stone
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oh i see

upper elm
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the results are much better than they should be

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because lab was designed for uchicago faculty's children

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so naturally they get eloboosted 4free if they ED/ED2

scarlet stone
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L M A O

upper elm
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However.

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I am not a faculty member's child.

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so i have to 1v1 a professor's kid for the spot more or less

lean kestrel
# solid flame so r yall like feeders

My backup plan was to apply to embry riddle bc i heard they fed into nasa but after seeing that tiktok about the fire sprinklers flooding the hallway… i was good

upper elm
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which is not about to happen

scarlet stone
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faculty member's child is CRAZY.

upper elm
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it's like

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im double legacy but there are so many professors' kids in my grade that it's still hella coinflip to ed/ed2

lean kestrel
upper elm
lost swallow
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guys i’m more nervous than i expected

upper elm
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so i'm just balling my way down the danger-laced no-ed2 road

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if it goes wrong idfc

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tried my best

scarlet stone
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will be fine

upper elm
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shot all the arrows i had

scarlet stone
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Ik it's the last thing you want to hear

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but it's true

lost swallow
solid flame
upper elm
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im going to be a little mad but like

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fuck it

solid flame
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my brother went to uchicago a dozen years ago but ik that doesnt count

scarlet stone
lean kestrel
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lowkey scheming to get my sibling to apply to uchicago now (i have no idea how legacy works)

scarlet stone
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both of my siblings went to ivies 💀

midnight peak
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I got nothing

scarlet stone
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I would know

upper elm
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stanford is trolling

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my cousin is there rn

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and i tried to use legacy

lean kestrel
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i am the first sibling to attend college 🥲

upper elm
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but on the dropdown menu they said "how many degrees have they received"

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and the lowest option was 1.

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bastards.

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he's there.

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rn.

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he has 0 degrees.

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from stanford university.

lean kestrel
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LMAO

upper elm
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let me the fuck in.

scarlet stone
civic drift
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does legacy count only if ur parents went

little schooner
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yall

upper elm
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trailblazer

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🫡

little schooner
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they removed the withdrawl button

upper elm
lean kestrel
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you guys are very sweet

upper elm
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accept your fate

tall wasp
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omg

mossy frigate
tall wasp
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this is it

upper elm
little schooner
scarlet stone
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Find a good support system, rural hs often doesn't prepare you for this terrible education system we call the United States ❤️

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but you got that grind in you I can see it, you'll be just fine

scarlet stone
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LMFAO they did

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welp

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Idk what i was expecting but you guys are wayyy nicer than I was expecting

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💀

upper elm
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what did you expect

scarlet stone
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reddit.

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I expected reddit.

thorn cloud
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tomorrow bois

crimson oasis
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Reddit fucking sucks

mossy frigate
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fair lol

crimson oasis
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Best of luck to all of you

lean kestrel
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i’ve watched “what i like about uchi” videos and from what i’ve heard, there’s solidarity

shadow drum
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I expect minimum 5 admits

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🫡

little schooner
upper elm
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i EA'd so

shadow drum
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Aight come on now

upper elm
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i'm prob deferred

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it's fine though

thorn cloud
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I EA’d also

upper elm
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WE'RE BONED

crimson oasis
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Same

upper elm
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non-committed gang

thorn cloud
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lowkey wishing I ED’d

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but also happy

crimson oasis
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Oh I’m committed alright just not

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To a school

upper elm
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🙂

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it's like i know what you mean

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i'm committed to the skyscraper too

thorn cloud
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if I ED’d anywhere it would’ve been NU

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but I chickened out

upper elm
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Coward

crimson oasis
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I can’t handle that kinda commitment lol

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Plus finaid

thorn cloud
random pagoda
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Lets go team, all of us getting in tomorrow

upper elm
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💀 oh

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that was an easy response

lean kestrel
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we’re gonna be hella studious

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upper elm
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expected a fight 😭

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is that the hall near the c shop

crimson oasis
upper elm
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like in the same building

thorn cloud
upper elm
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actually wtf was the name of that building i forgot

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lmfao

lean kestrel
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i have no idea 🥲

crimson oasis
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Did anyone else go to summer session

upper elm
little schooner
upper elm
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ok the real shit is

solid flame
upper elm
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there's a milk tea vending machine on the a-level of the regenstein

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🤨

crimson oasis
short brook
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has uchicago come out yet

upper elm
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and it's lowkey fire for a vending machine

crimson oasis
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Tmrw

upper elm
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tmrw

lean kestrel
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i’m gonna try CAAP next year

crimson oasis
mossy frigate
short brook
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good luck guys :)

crimson oasis
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What class

little schooner
upper elm
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regenstein >

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mansueto is sexy tho

solid flame
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astro

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it kinda sucked tbh 💀

upper elm
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💀

crimson oasis
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damn

solid flame
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the student teachers did not know what they were doing

crimson oasis
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I think I knew someone in your class?

lean kestrel
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oh lord

crimson oasis
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although I forgot which of my friends took which

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also wait

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which session

upper elm
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im ngl

solid flame
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uhh

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shit

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2?

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2

crimson oasis
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same

upper elm
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i had a professor that was like

crimson oasis
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july right

solid flame
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yea

upper elm
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idk

crimson oasis
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alr bet

upper elm
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she was too smart

crimson oasis
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then yeah

upper elm
crimson oasis
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I was there

solid flame
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dope

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who was ur friend

crimson oasis
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actually

solid flame
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i dont rly remember anyone

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tbh

scarlet stone
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Reuniting on campus

crimson oasis
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was there a kid named safwan in your class

solid flame
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yeah

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i think

crimson oasis
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yooooo

scarlet stone
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:skull;

crimson oasis
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this is

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a brief interaction

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and doesn't really mean anything

scarlet stone
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no I mean for safwan's sake

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💀

crimson oasis
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it's a first name

scarlet stone
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idk i get uncomfy

crimson oasis
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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regardless that's cool

solid flame
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a lot of ppl are named safwan

crimson oasis
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I was in econ

solid flame
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but yeah he was there

crimson oasis
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yeah lol

solid flame
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OH

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I KNEW SOMEONE IN ECON I THINK

crimson oasis
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ewll

solid flame
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who did i know

crimson oasis
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*well

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there were two econ classes

solid flame
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hold on lemme dmyou

crimson oasis
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alr

glass bear
upper elm
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yes

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but i'm not EDing

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bc im not about to abuse it

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im not a fucking coward.

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if i am slain by the college admissions process that's bc i just got gapped.

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alsoi'dgetmyassbeatenbymyclassmatesanywaybecusethey'rebetter

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🤠

rugged field
upper elm
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im like the most midass lab student

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💀

rugged field
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idk why everyone likes reg

upper elm
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bro the bubble tea vending machine

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i drink the milk tea

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enjoy it

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and then use the restroom for the next 6 hours

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🗣️🔥💯📢

rugged field
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bubble tea in america is garbage

glass bear
upper elm
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i know

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free W i'm pushing away

lean kestrel
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i tried this “bubble tea” in the walmart international foods section

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it tasted like straight up poison

upper elm
lean kestrel
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so i’d like to one day taste real bubble tea

scarlet stone
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ok

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WAlmart

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international foods

upper elm
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walmart

scarlet stone
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sounds C U R S E D

mossy frigate
upper elm
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probably

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there're enough places

scarlet stone
glass bear
upper elm
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there are like seven in chinatown

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alone

mossy frigate
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sweet

rugged field
upper elm
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do u like daboba

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🤨

rugged field
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dababy

lean kestrel
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my match scholarship includes free transportation so i hope i’ll get to ride trains and explore the city. find restaurants i like

upper elm
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LET'S GO

scarlet stone
upper elm
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fuck is this url

image.png
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💀

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polite mail

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as opposed to rude mail

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they are trolling

rugged field
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lol

upper elm
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and so is the registrar at my high school

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considering she hasn't fucking signed me up for 16200???

scarlet stone
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rejection in itself is rude

upper elm
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and now we're on winter break??????????

rugged field
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bruh

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no torkaman

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rip

upper elm
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no torkaman

rugged field
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no torque no life

upper elm
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she did the same bullshit last time where i had no fucking clue what was going on

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mfw

lapis veldt
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button said get started, i saw get decision

upper elm
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LMAO

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😭

lapis veldt
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GOOD LUCKKKK

fading socket
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16 days until ed2 deadline

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i have to lock in

lost swallow
scarlet stone
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going to a top college doesn't mean very much to be quite honest

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it's just nice

upper elm
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i've invested too much

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i hvae to win now

rugged field
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yk what lowkey ur not wrong

scarlet stone
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it matters more for low income students but even then

rugged field
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it is j nice 😌

scarlet stone
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it's very marginal

fading socket
rugged field
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i mean tbf which one r we comparing the top college to

fading socket
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theyd probably cover a whole lot

scarlet stone
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💀

rugged field
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like if its uchicago vs umich then ofc it wont make that much of a difference

scarlet stone
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No i mean like

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Umass and shit

upper elm
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umich is my fucking goat

rugged field
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hmmm

lost swallow
upper elm
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uvolume

rugged field
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idk

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but like

lost swallow
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i put a lot of effort into my uchi app so i hope i get something out of it

scarlet stone
lost swallow
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a deferral would be nice

scarlet stone
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that's just what I'm basing my assertions off of

rugged field
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uchicago vs uc riverside will most definitely affect

lean kestrel
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i remember being in sixth grade like “I need to go to harvard 🤬🤬” and then i never even got to apply

scarlet stone
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if someone who could've gone to uchicago just got unlucky and went to riverside

fading socket
scarlet stone
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statistics show that long term they will make the same amount of money

rugged field
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lmao is that even possible

mossy frigate
lean kestrel
rugged field
scarlet stone
alpine obsidian
scarlet stone
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plenty of qualified applicants get rejected every year

upper elm
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🙂

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i gave her the form in-person

rugged field
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someone who wouldve gotten in uchicago ending up at uc river side

upper elm
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forwarded explicit permission from THE BOLLER™️

scarlet stone
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💀

lost swallow
upper elm
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asked her to respond if she got the email

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and i received

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🦗

lost swallow
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but the overall moral makes sense

alpine obsidian
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eh

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you’re probs fine then

lost swallow
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you can still be successful and not go to a top 20

rugged field
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i think its less often than ppl make it out to be

scarlet stone
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One of my friends got waitlisted at 10 schools

upper elm
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damn

scarlet stone
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they went to their state school

upper elm
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bro got scammed

alpine obsidian
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oof

scarlet stone
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didn't decide to transfer

upper elm
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based

scarlet stone
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150k a year out of college

upper elm
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not a fucking coward

scarlet stone
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CS major

upper elm
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🗣️🔥💯📢

scarlet stone
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they're a senior now

upper elm
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wait

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cs major nvm

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sry

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unbased

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gotta go

rugged field
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lol

scarlet stone
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LOL

upper elm
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rescinding my support for ur friend 👍

scarlet stone
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I mean that's probably why they got waitlisted at ten schools 💀

rugged field
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might depend on major honestly

upper elm
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cs moment

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the only cs i know is creep score in league of legends.

scarlet stone
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Holistic data shows that if you performed well enough in highschool to go to ivies/T20s you will do equally as well as people who get into those schools

upper elm
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that or ur me

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will probably lose to crippling video game addiction as soon as i leave the house

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death at 24

rugged field
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i mean if we say long term then yeah nothings gonna affect

scarlet stone
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my sibling went to princeton

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she was DEEPLY depressed

rugged field
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cool

scarlet stone
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I fully believe if she went to the school she actually wanted to go to she would've done just as well

fading socket
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im having some writers block rn and its killing me

i have to show how a topic affected me and makes me unique but people say that the set up is either bad or great

scarlet stone
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like qualitative things work both ways but quantitively it does not matter

lean kestrel
fading socket
lean kestrel
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Ohhh

fading socket
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its burning a hole in my head

lost swallow
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@fading socket you still trying to rewrite it?

lean kestrel
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I know that I personally had something really unique, so I ended up focusing on that no matter what, and then kind of brainstorming to see how those experiences branched out and affected my goals/work ethic

fading socket
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its very difficult

frigid flare
lean kestrel
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So imo, best advice, pick something very special to you and go from there

frigid flare
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safwan name drop is craaazyy

lost swallow
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mashallah

scarlet stone
fading socket
scarlet stone
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Good idea --> Fit the prompt to my topic

fading socket
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would you be open to reading it?

lean kestrel
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Oh totally

crimson oasis
lean kestrel
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If you’re comfortable 👍

crimson oasis
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know him from where lol

solid flame
solid flame
rugged field
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lol

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i wrote my uncommon essay with my shower thoughts

frigid flare
upper elm
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i literally just wait until the depression comes the fuck back

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and then pump out like 6 essays

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no bullshit

rugged field
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lol

crimson oasis
solid flame
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THATS CRAZY

upper elm
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💪

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me and my mental illness making it out the south side

rugged field
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chicago kids

crimson oasis
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one day

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but nah I'm not in-state

mossy frigate
rugged field
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it forces him to

mossy frigate
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when im sad i just cry and roll around on my bed

scarlet stone
upper elm
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idk i just write that shit like a journal

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i just let all of my anger and sadness out

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💀

solid flame
scarlet stone
mossy frigate
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damn thats smart

crimson oasis
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out of all the essays you've written

upper elm
crimson oasis
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what was your favorite topic writing about

upper elm
frigid flare
# solid flame THATS CRAZY

i was reading about the summer sessions like "hey safwan went there" and then i was like ok what the hell

random lintel
scarlet stone
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I just get really emo and think about the world like I have good ideas 💀

upper elm
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i mean what

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i don't even write anything impressive

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or about anything impressive

rich sapphire
upper elm
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i just rant to high hell and back

rugged field
upper elm
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idr what i've written about

rich sapphire
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k

rugged field
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k

upper elm
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things just come out of the keyboard and i pray to make it out the hood

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had the worst time of my life writing dartmouth supplementals just now because i didn't feel like literal dogshit about myself while doing it

rugged field
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damn

upper elm
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it's like the strategy IS to genuinely believe you deserve nothing do you know what i mean

scarlet stone
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hmmm

frigid flare
upper elm
rugged field
upper elm
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well im hoping to make it out of the hood

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🤨

solid flame
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idk im just applying to schools ngl

upper elm
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uchicago is not my numero uno

solid flame
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uchicago is my numero dos o tres depends on the day

rugged field
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lemme guesd

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#4?

upper elm
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no

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im ngl it's lower i just don't want to stick around in chicago

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that's the only reason

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💀

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if uchicago were 500 miles southwest i'd be happy

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LMFAO

rugged field
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lol

solid flame
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did u yap this much in ur essay omg

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gotta give yo ass a word limi

upper elm
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yes.

solid flame
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/j

upper elm
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"grrr u cant just shitpost ur college apps"

solid flame
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shitpost is my middle name

upper elm
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mad?

solid flame
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LMFAOOO

mossy frigate
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LMAO

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i feel like they would love that tho

solid flame
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in my video i say geometry instead of geography

upper elm
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happens

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i recycled my brown vid for uchicago

solid flame
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so i put my title as "I MEANT GEOGRAPHY NOT GEOMTRY DFJSGLDFJG"

upper elm
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it was legit me just talking about spivak calculus 4th edition

rugged field
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LOL

upper elm
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the book is pretty fucking fire, no?

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like

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i mean he's dead but it's like he' s talking to me fr.

rugged field
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also the answer book LOLOLOLOLOL

upper elm
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BRO THE ANSWER BOOK IS CLUTCHING THE FUCK UP

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THEY DON'T KNOW

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🗣️

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THEY DON'T KNOW I HAVE THE H A R D C O V E R

rugged field
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they/dont know me son

upper elm
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😭

rich sapphire
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what is going on

upper elm
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i bought the wholeass

rugged field
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ye

rich sapphire
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im not nerdy enough for this

upper elm
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hardcover answer key to our math textbook

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and made it out the hood in math 161 because of it

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LOL

heavy bane
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BAHAHAHAHA i got this on my alternate address too

upper elm
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bro rerouted uchicago to their spam email

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WILD

rugged field
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meanwhile i went vid optional

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dont be like me

upper elm
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based

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oh.

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mb boss

heavy bane
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Same

upper elm
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🫡

rugged field
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yeah dont go TO either i was an idiot for doing that

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idk what even went on

solid flame
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i shoulda went TO

rugged field
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but i decided to go TO with a 1550

upper elm
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❓

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bro trolled

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??

rich sapphire
rugged field
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yrah

upper elm
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1550 is basically like

rugged field
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i trolled.

upper elm
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the cutoff for the very highest echelon of scores

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1600 aside obv

solid flame
upper elm
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but the gains are minimal past 1550

rugged field
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i did throw

solid flame
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i submitted a 1510

lean kestrel
upper elm
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i submitted the lord's prayer in an attempt to appeal to their good christian values to let me in

random lintel
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should have done that to notre dame

rugged field
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LOL

craggy nimbus
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Is a 1500 good enough bc i sure hope it is atp

upper elm
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our father who art in uchicago hallowed be thy name thy kingdom come in eckhart hall as it is in the joseph a regenstein library

rugged field
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probably

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1500+

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thing is

solid flame
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i think 1500+ is a definite sub for any school

rugged field
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uchicago was the only uni i went TO to

upper elm
rich sapphire
upper elm
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COINCIDENCE?

rugged field
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LOL

solid flame
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i submitted a 1510 to everywhere except carnegie mellon cuz they make you submit every sitting and theyll see 3 1470's in a row

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💀

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dont ask

upper elm
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💀

solid flame
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i peaked

upper elm
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happens

solid flame
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supescored a juicy 1510 tho

upper elm
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they're kinda trolls 4 that tho

solid flame
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yum yum yum

rugged field
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damn

rich sapphire
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took the consistency is key literally

upper elm
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😭

solid flame
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IT WAS LIKE

rugged field
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doesnt yale do that too

upper elm
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man the worst part of the SAT is that it's so fucking inconsistent tho

rugged field
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u flipped the swirches

upper elm
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some days i get 1600 on blue book test

rugged field
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oppositely

upper elm
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some days i get 1480

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i cba

solid flame
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700 770
740 730
720 750

upper elm
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💀

solid flame
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so i got my 1510

rich sapphire
mossy frigate
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the sat is so dumb i hate the reading section sm

upper elm
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💪

rugged field
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i got 1540 then [redacted]

upper elm
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oneshotted that mf irl

craggy nimbus
upper elm
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my ass got carried by the curve

solid flame
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I JUST AVERAGED OUT

upper elm
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that's what i call FRAUDULENT BULLSHIT SCORE

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and im happy with my fraudass existence.

rugged field
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lmao

upper elm
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💪 bare minimum intelligence

rugged field
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torkaman's class is also curved af

upper elm
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💪 entirely unqualified

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💪 still balling the fuck out

rugged field
upper elm
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my

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alg 2/trig score

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was 92.5%

rugged field
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lol

upper elm
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my discrete math score

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was 92.6%

rugged field
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lol

upper elm
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my precalc/calc a score

rugged field
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wth

upper elm
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was precisely 2 more points than i needed for an A

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i don't miss.

rugged field
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damn

upper elm
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every single

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fucking

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time.

rugged field
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aim small miss small

upper elm
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MINIMUM INVESTMENT

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MAXIMUM RETURN

rugged field
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ye

upper elm
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and then im going to miss once and uh

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🙂

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slight anger

rugged field
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rip

upper elm
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ok but i just have to make it for the next 80 years without missing

rugged field
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u gotta be in 162 again

upper elm
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im going to fall asleep in every class

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ngl

rugged field
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soup

upper elm
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i have swimming until feb 17

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SOUP

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ye i don't fall asleep while eating soup at least

rugged field
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162 is probs the hardest of the 3

upper elm
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maybe i just bring-

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really

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fuck

noble field
rugged field
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think so

upper elm
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what makes u think so

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:worry:

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if true im getting my ass kicked bc this is the worst time of the year for me

midnight peak
lapis veldt
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excited to see all y'all at uc hicago next year 🫶

upper elm
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mfw i find my brother on the naviance scattergram

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and my other older sibling

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gg

craggy nimbus
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GUYS

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THEY CHANGED THE PORTAL

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I dont see anything on the side now

upper elm
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ayo

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ayo.........................

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EAgang im afraid.........................................

lost swallow
upper elm
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broi what the fuck

image.png
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LMFAO

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why are there so many EA rejections near 4.0 1600

frigid flare
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that 1190 3.28 acceptance tho

upper elm
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fire nepotism

lost swallow
scarlet stone
lost swallow
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that guy

lost swallow
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please

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i’m so nervous now

scarlet stone
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💀

upper elm
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thisi s not the clown corner

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the weakest applicant of those is 3.92 1590

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and early decision

scarlet stone
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no ec gang?

upper elm
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is this real

image.png
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wallahi im finished

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THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD

image.png
scarlet stone
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nah ur built difffffff

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howd he get off the waitlist 😭

craggy nimbus
upper elm
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we're finished bros

lean kestrel
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this is more like me 💀

IMG_9998.png
upper elm
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it was lost since the beginning

random lintel
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yep

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lol im fucked

craggy nimbus
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What could that mean??

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Now I'm scared

mossy frigate
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idt it means anything tho

frigid flare
upper elm
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fr ur in

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portal astrology

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💀

midnight peak
worthy oracle
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is there a video for application this year or nah

midnight peak
craggy nimbus
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The new era

upper elm
frigid flare
worthy oracle
heavy bane
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Guys stop stressing out, you're stressing me out too 😭

craggy nimbus
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its not on common app

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u have to make a uchicago account

worthy oracle
scarlet stone
craggy nimbus
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yeah but im p sure you can make one before and it links the account and common app automatically

scarlet stone
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you can make uch account at any time

thorn cloud
upper elm
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naviance execution list

thorn cloud
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looks like a cool site

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can you send the link

upper elm
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uhhh

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idk if you can use it bc my school uses it as like

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a service

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but here

thorn cloud
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nope can’t use it

rich sapphire
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my school didn’t use naviance 💔

thorn cloud
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thanks anyway tho

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i’m homeschooled

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so basically useless for me

worthy oracle
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if im applying ed2 thru common app will they email me after submitting commonapp to make an account

mossy frigate
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it says its due on jan 8 for RD and EDII (the video)

worthy oracle
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bet ty

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is applying to economics for uchicago automatically applying to the kenneth school of econ

scarlet stone
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no you don't choose your major

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until

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like 2nd year

worthy oracle
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oh

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so u gotta apply to kenneth?

scarlet stone
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no

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you apply general

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have you read into core at all?

worthy oracle
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nah

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wdym apply general?

scarlet stone
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you dont apply to a school

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like a specific school

worthy oracle
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so what would i apply for in 2nd year

frigid flare
worthy oracle
frigid flare
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there's only one undergraduate school

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nope

worthy oracle
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oh mb

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so u just apply to uchicago in general and just choose ur major in econ in sophomore year

scarlet stone
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yes

worthy oracle
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ty

civic drift
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alr bro

lost swallow
rich sapphire
worthy oracle
lost swallow
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@rich sapphire you know any LLS majors?

rich sapphire
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i do not know any confirmed ones

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i have a friend still deciding between that and just poli sci

topaz dew
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WHat time EST does the deciscion come out?

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and anyone else an athlete?

frigid flare
lost swallow
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i applied for that on common app, but i know you need to be chosen for it after being admitted. let’s say i get admitted but am not chosen for that major, would i just have to choose a new one? @rich sapphire

lost swallow
topaz dew
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yeah

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my essay was so ass lol

lost swallow
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if you’re recruited isn’t that guaranteed admission

topaz dew
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i think so

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i just came here to flex

lost swallow
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then congratulations

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enhorabuena

topaz dew
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call me DJ Khalid

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bc all i do is win

rich sapphire
lost swallow
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appreciate it

frigid flare
rich sapphire
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ya

scarlet stone
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priority is given to people who applied for that major if im not mistaken

frigid flare
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and if i want to double major but i couldn't indicate that on my application i can just talk to a counselor and work on that right

rich sapphire
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ye for sure! i know several ppl who have 0 idea of what they even plan to major in & several ppl who already mapped out their entire double major plan lol

topaz dew
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why tf is there no engineering at Uchicago

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like what

worthy oracle
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Hi Drayke

rough sail
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Hi swagfloss

worthy oracle
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Hi Drayke

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are u applying uchicago?

frigid flare
lean kestrel
topaz dew
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type shiiii

worldly flax
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engineering cringe

lean kestrel
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favorite quora post

topaz dew
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engineering based

lost swallow
worldly flax
fading socket
fading socket
worthy oracle
rough sail
# lean kestrel

do i not say i wanna change the world thru business in the supps??

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Obama went there and he a prez

worthy oracle
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bernie too

lean kestrel
worthy oracle
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oh 💀

noble field
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💀

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obama went to harvard?

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he grew up in chicago tho

rough sail
worthy oracle
silent horizon
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we're locked in

vast sand
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uh oh

thorn cloud
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i’m not getting in

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i’m probably not a good fit for uchicago then

little schooner
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Are you sure

lean kestrel
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naur, i forgot what quora post that was from and it’s probably years old

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dw i just thought the stanford diss was funny

little schooner
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Shit got real

vast sand
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idk if that would make a difference

thorn cloud
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EA isn’t binding so it makes sense we’d still have ours

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whether accepted, deferred or waitlisted

frigid flare
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mine is gone

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there goes my hope of deferral

little schooner
frigid flare
thorn cloud
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hopefully that means you all got in

little schooner
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Aight nothing out of place then

wind viper
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AAAAA

torn path
wind viper
little schooner
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If you're EA you still have it, if you're ED you don't. Basically

frigid flare
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ohhh makes sense

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i heard if it's still there you might have been deferred

verbal kayak
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i’ve lost my shit

frigid flare
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i found my shit and then dropped it under my bed

solid flame
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my shit's been gone for years

verbal kayak
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i submitted my shit as my portfolio

solid flame
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you'll get in

verbal kayak
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no way i’m rejected

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(im delusional)

vast sand
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same

verbal kayak
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maybe i should’ve wrote abt shit

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uchicago is the type of school to accept a quirky essay like that

untold hill
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you will all be accepted to uchicago

solid flame
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i hope so mr princeton

grand fern
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me neither

tacit scarab
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Behave or else you don’t get UChicago a2c icon and banner

heavy bane
verbal kayak
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did u ed?

random pagoda
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No

rugged field
verbal kayak
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am i rejected

rugged field
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man why is everyone here like EQ

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EA

heavy bane
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Guys let's chill

rugged field
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gl everyjuan

heavy bane
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Good luck!!