University of Chicago (UChicago) (2023-2024)

[upper elm]

but generally the main places are fine

idk where the dorms r im an hs student

💀

we get a little trolled

[random lintel]

its like its near all the places king von mentions 💀

[upper elm]

im ngl

the harolds fried chicken on the south side is too fire

risk it for the biscuitg

[rich sapphire]

i live in a dorm south of 60th & have been on walks south of my dorm & it’s not bad
i’d say just don’t walk randomly at night and don’t go more than 3ish blocks back

[upper elm]

ye

and dont take the fucking red line at 10 pm

💀

[rich sapphire]

i still have yet to take it at all lol

[upper elm]

😔

[rugged field]

just dont go 62nd

61st is policed enough

[regal ingot]

just dont be an idiot 💀

[rugged field]

damn.

[upper elm]

MASSIVE advice

[rugged field]

see yall next yr

[upper elm]

im ngl

math 16100 questions are either like

piss

or actual demon time

[rugged field]

dude

im doing it rn

[upper elm]

what time is ur class

[rugged field]

12:30 - 1:20

[upper elm]

TORKAMAN

[rugged field]

damn

r u in my class?

[upper elm]

probably

[rugged field]

what

[upper elm]

kersten 101?

[rugged field]

yeah

💀

[upper elm]

lmfao gg

💀

[rugged field]

which row do u sit in

[upper elm]

im the soup guy

[rugged field]

OH

ok

[upper elm]

recently converted to pizza guy

[rugged field]

yeah ik u

[upper elm]

[frigid flare]

soup guy 💀

[rugged field]

i sit in front of u

[upper elm]

oh shit

[rugged field]

ik u play league

does that explain who i am

[upper elm]

yes.

[rugged field]

LOL im sry

[frigid flare]

this is so crazy

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

lol

nah thats crazy tho

[upper elm]

this packet is so ass

[rugged field]

oh

the finals qs?

[upper elm]

i just started studying

[rugged field]

tbh same

[upper elm]

displeasure

[rugged field]

i was busy studying physics

[upper elm]

i was busy nolifing discord

[rugged field]

LOL

[upper elm]

and a new game i bought

wp

[rugged field]

which

[upper elm]

frostpunk

[rugged field]

ah

based

[upper elm]

it was on sale for six bucks

fr

perma freezing numerous british citizens

[rugged field]

yk what else wd is gonna be a new?

gta 6!!

[upper elm]

TRUE

[rugged field]

alr

hmmm

soup guy indeed

unit 5,7,8 r the hardest imo

everything else lowkey wingable

[upper elm]

i cannot fucking uniform continuity

[rugged field]

oh

yeah

[upper elm]

tbh ch5 is like

free

unless its not

[rugged field]

yeah

LOL

[upper elm]

in which case it's EXTREMELY not free

[rugged field]

indeed

ch8 is definitely the hardest

[upper elm]

either free or costs a large fragment of ur soul

[rugged field]

like by a long long shot

[upper elm]

bastard function p/q

[rugged field]

thats better imo

when u gotta prove that a limit doesnt exist

[upper elm]

bro

[rugged field]

either yk it or u cant do the problem

[upper elm]

Displeasure.

i hate some of the proofs

like

[rugged field]

yeah same

[upper elm]

some of them are reasonable

[rugged field]

unit 7 proofs r someewhat ass but u can memorize em

[upper elm]

but the extreme value theorem one in the book is like

either u remember the trick

[rugged field]

ch 8 right

[upper elm]

or u develop early-onset alzheimers mid-exam and lose 12 points

yeah

[rugged field]

all ch7 proofs r ch8

[upper elm]

ye

[rugged field]

i hate ch8 so badly

[upper elm]

theorem 7-1 my love

[rugged field]

TRU

7-1 is my hardcarry

[upper elm]

prob the best of the three

[rugged field]

ye

the only good one imo

[lost swallow]

hey guys unrelated but this is my only active college thread atm, i only have 7/14 schools done (ignore the username), am i behind? i feel like i am

[rugged field]

yeah u are behind

lock in

[whole igloo]

😂 i have applied to one college

and it is the university of chicago

[lost swallow]

damn

[whole igloo]

😂

[rugged field]

im sry thats harsh

[lost swallow]

i wanna finish two schools by this sunday

[rugged field]

but im behind on my finals revision too

dude

[lost swallow]

i had two high profile tests this week so i couldn’t really work on it

[upper elm]

im 5/20

i gkms

[rugged field]

@upper elm i think ch4 appendix is also memo

i doubt its gonna be too difficult based on the qs torkaman gave us

but i did not learn the derivations

[upper elm]

what derivations

i have never looked at ch4

[rugged field]

like

nono

[upper elm]

🙂

[rugged field]

conic sections

😁

[upper elm]

bro

FUCK

FUCK conics

[rugged field]

yeah

[rich sapphire]

wait wtf you’re a first yr here?

[upper elm]

no

[rugged field]

no hes not

but hes in my math class lmao

[alpine obsidian]

hello

how is everyone doing

[upper elm]

oh nah

[alpine obsidian]

this wonderful wednesday evening

[rugged field]

mixed

[alpine obsidian]

two days before the finals

:D

:D

:D

:D

[rugged field]

dude

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

r u in uchicago as well

[alpine obsidian]

im the girl

[rugged field]

oh

[alpine obsidian]

w the glasses

[rugged field]

with or without classes

ah alr

[rich sapphire]

what

im so confused

[upper elm]

the stack is pulling up

[rugged field]

theyre both in my math class

[alpine obsidian]

math class reunion

[upper elm]

LMFAO

[rugged field]

indeed

genuinely tho

fuck ch8

[rich sapphire]

are these like ultra smart little lab school kiddos

[rugged field]

i plea the 5th

[upper elm]

ultra-fraud i am

[alpine obsidian]

who?

[upper elm]

idk how i made it here

my ass does not know how to do mathematics

[whole igloo]

woaaahh uclabbies get to take classes at the college?

[rugged field]

wtf

[alpine obsidian]

guys help what is math

[rugged field]

englewood

[whole igloo]

😳

[rugged field]

the study of mathematics

glad to help, np

[upper elm]

ye sometimes

[whole igloo]

👋

[rugged field]

lmao

i pass by englewood on the way to and back from mdw

sketch af

[alpine obsidian]

ok but srsly idk how to study for this finals and i feel like i know nothing woo :D

[upper elm]

goat neighborhood

[rugged field]

ermmm

memo the textbook proofs

[alpine obsidian]

ok that's a lie

[whole igloo]

it's sslept on 🙏

[rugged field]

indeed

thanks englewood for farming crops

[whole igloo]

has the best gourmet food in the city of chicago for under $20

trust

[rich sapphire]

how did you get ur math class on a2c keg

[rugged field]

i am j that powerful

2/3rds of my physics lab grp r active on a2c

[alpine obsidian]

what's ur name again.... ;-;

:p

[upper elm]

ur the goat for asking

[rugged field]

sobh

[upper elm]

if it means anything to you

[rich sapphire]

what the fuck

[upper elm]

i don't nkow anybody's names

[rugged field]

wait

[upper elm]

💀

[rich sapphire]

besides noah

who else

[upper elm]

like literally 0

[rich sapphire]

is in ur lab

and here

[rugged field]

lab GROUp not lab

[rich sapphire]

oh

[upper elm]

i don't know a single uni student's name in our class 🐸

[rich sapphire]

@rugged field introduce yourself

[alpine obsidian]

yes pls do

[upper elm]

his name is inigo montoya

https://tenor.com/P3Le.gif

[rich sapphire]

you killed my father

prepare to die

[upper elm]

based.

god that film was something

[rich sapphire]

ive never actually seen it

i should tho tbh

[upper elm]

NOOO

[rich sapphire]

💔

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

Hello!

[upper elm]

Bonjour, monsieur.

[rugged field]

anyways

[alpine obsidian]

bro also speaks french

[rugged field]

my last name's initial is W

[upper elm]

i take french

ap french

[rugged field]

u can see my name from there

[upper elm]

and i still dont fucing get

wht the frenchmen in our class r say8ing

💀

[rich sapphire]

oui oui baguette

[alpine obsidian]

canvas here i come

[upper elm]

ap french is a fraud

EMAILING LIST HERE I COME

[rugged field]

dont say it here btw

anyways time to introduce myself

[rich sapphire]

you won’t say ur name but you’ll stalk my linkedin

[rugged field]

One thing to know about me: I say hi to caitlin every single time i see her on uchicago!

[upper elm]

i see

[rich sapphire]

this is such a lie

you creepily watch without saying hi

[rugged field]

WDYM I WATCH

[rich sapphire]

especially when im with my friends

SUSHI

OWEEK

[rugged field]

thats not on campus

[rich sapphire]

close enough

[upper elm]

💀

ur normal 4sure

[rugged field]

cmon i only failed to say hi to u on campus once

[rich sapphire]

and like three times off campus?

[rugged field]

ONLY ONCE

nope

[alpine obsidian]

....how many times have u failed off campus

[upper elm]

:skulltroll:

[rugged field]

once too

[alpine obsidian]

i sense a contradiction

[upper elm]

i mean tbh like

saying hi is scary

🙂

[rugged field]

(i j never said hi lmao)

[upper elm]

sometimes when ppl r absorbed in other things it's like

do u know what i mean

[rugged field]

nahhhh

[frigid flare]

average uchicago student

[rich sapphire]

unrelated but have any of you been to roux

silence is a no okay bye

[rugged field]

nah bruh the common uchicago student wd talk abt how attractive one person is for like 20s, then instantly SWITCH to talking abt particle physics

[whole igloo]

yes

[rich sapphire]

whats the best item there

besides pastries

[whole igloo]

NOOO

[rugged field]

oh/

[whole igloo]

😭 me who has only had pastries

[rich sapphire]

LOL

[rugged field]

this chat is actually active af what the hell

[rich sapphire]

i mean i would grt pastries

[alpine obsidian]

this seems oddly specific

[rich sapphire]

but its for dinner

so

[rugged field]

this has happened too many times

[rich sapphire]

@ ur lab partners?

[rugged field]

weekly occurence imo

[rugged field]

nah

my lab partners r chill

[upper elm]

doctor tina torkaman CLUTCH THE FUCK UP ON MY FINAL GRADE PLS

[rugged field]

true

[upper elm]

CLUTCH THE FUCK UP

[rugged field]

dr torkaman 🙏

[upper elm]

😭

[rugged field]

i stalked her background

[upper elm]

?

same.

[rugged field]

shes a harvard phd + imo silver medalist

[upper elm]

ye

[alpine obsidian]

ye

[rugged field]

alr we all did cool

[alpine obsidian]

i told her abt a math comp this thursday

and she was like imo

[rugged field]

damn

whcih one

IMO

LOLOPLOL

[alpine obsidian]

and im just like :000000

noooo....

[rugged field]

HIGH ASS EXPEXTATIONS

[alpine obsidian]

pov nsml :p

[rugged field]

nsml

ive only done AMC and AIME

[alpine obsidian]

mood

we can talk abt amc

[rugged field]

i have a skill issue and cant qual usamo

[upper elm]

i do not do competition math

[alpine obsidian]

not abt aime

[upper elm]

it is for LOSERS

:woahexit:

[alpine obsidian]

i can't aime

[rugged field]

same

actually no

i cant amc

[alpine obsidian]

and if u get >100 on amc regularly, pls also don't talk

[rugged field]

LOL

nah

i only got >100 last yr

[alpine obsidian]

pov i get enough to qualify not enough to be insane

[upper elm]

im not gonna lie

[rugged field]

uhhuh

aka

[whole igloo]

oml it seems like sm ppl applying to uchicago r either doing hardcore-stem-cure-cancer folks 😭 how are y'all so talented at these insanely theoretical concepts

[upper elm]

i forgot what i was gonna say nvm fuck

[rugged field]

no theyre not

[upper elm]

I am not

🙂

i am a fraud

[rugged field]

DUDE

[alpine obsidian]

where do u see cure cancer

[rugged field]

UCHICAGO KIDS R NOT THAT TYPE

[whole igloo]

🙏 thank the lord

well

[alpine obsidian]

i am trying to do addition

without failing

[rugged field]

more harvard if anything

[alpine obsidian]

:D

[upper elm]

uchicago kids mayb e trolls im ngl

[whole igloo]

i have seen some crazy things on that campus 💀

[alpine obsidian]

mfw i got .5 pts off last year in calc bc because i thought 42*2 = 81

[rugged field]

the cure for cancer is probs gn be attributed to harvard or maybe jhu

[alpine obsidian]

:D

[whole igloo]

😭

[upper elm]

hohns uopkins jniversity

[rugged field]

u agree

uopkins!!

[upper elm]

i just realized i have a chemistry exam on friday

[rugged field]

bruh

yk what i j realised?

[upper elm]

lol!

[rugged field]

that i didnt submit week 10 hw for math!!!

[alpine obsidian]

mfw i submitted week 7 like four days late but they still graded it

[rugged field]

what

[upper elm]

mad?

[rugged field]

ok

thanks for info

[upper elm]

L;MAO

[rugged field]

fuck

[upper elm]

i might be an idiot

[rugged field]

highschoolers actually saving my ass wtf

[alpine obsidian]

:D

[rugged field]

🙏

[upper elm]

oh fuck what is blackbody radiation

hold on

[rugged field]

radiation of blackbodies

[alpine obsidian]

mfw i say i like comp sci but i cant code :D i wanna cry why is this my intended major

[rugged field]

for uchicago?

[alpine obsidian]

anywhere

[rugged field]

ah

lowkey uchicago cs is like one of the easier majors to get in as

[whole igloo]

yea isn't it one of their newer programs?

[alpine obsidian]

i mean given like 50% of ppl probs wanna go into econ...

[upper elm]

there's this fucking bastard in my chem class who keeps wearing this harvard hoodie

[alpine obsidian]

i would hope so

lmaooooo

[rugged field]

yeah

i started off wanting to do pure math + stats

but i want a job too so i might do econ as a triple

[rich sapphire]

now ur econ??

[whole igloo]

everyone ik who is applying ED to uchicago is going for some form of physical science

[rugged field]

adding econ not switching to econ

[whole igloo]

all the econ kids are applying to penn

[alpine obsidian]

true

[rugged field]

econ kids r funny

[rich sapphire]

god bless
you sold ur soul

[upper elm]

pure mathematics ENJOYER

[alpine obsidian]

mun ppl go to penn

[regal ingot]

mathematics 😍

[frigid flare]

bro joined the dark side 😔

[upper elm]

economics

🙂

you are not helping humanity

[regal ingot]

job 😍

[rugged field]

IK I DID

[upper elm]

i hope u know

[rugged field]

ik

[upper elm]

🗿

[rugged field]

but u wont help humanity anyways

[upper elm]

probably not

[rugged field]

so u might as well do the richest major

[upper elm]

i'm going to be the entity under the bridge for the next 30 years before my untimely (too late) death

[rich sapphire]

yknow the guy in my house named A is econ/math too

ur just like him

[rugged field]

ik

nope

[rich sapphire]

selling ur soul

[rugged field]

i disagre

[whole igloo]

goals

[frigid flare]

does uchicago try to admit less econ majors and more of the less common majors

[whole igloo]

ik they don't have impacted majors

[rugged field]

ok tbf i intend to sell my soul to goldman sachs

[rugged field]

doubt

[whole igloo]

but like... your competition is less fierce

🤷 who knows

[alpine obsidian]

for the low low price of 100-300k idek

[frigid flare]

i figured they'd want a more well rounded class right

[rugged field]

😭

poverty ass IBers

[alpine obsidian]

nvm

for the low low price of 20/hr

[whole igloo]

maybe. i think very unknown majors see very few applicants and thus their class sizes are usually low

i.e. medieval studies

[rugged field]

bruh

like half of the majors at uchicago r just

wtf.

aint no way ur paying like 90k for that shit

[whole igloo]

me who is applying to a wtf major 😂

[upper elm]

PhD in wtf

[rugged field]

thats chill

[rugged field]

phd in lesbian dance therapy

[whole igloo]

goals

[upper elm]

i mean i wouldnt be mad

[rugged field]

uchicago i think is a half sellout half grad school uni

ok tbf those 2 arent mutually exclusive

[rich sapphire]

isnt this every big name uni

[upper elm]

prob

upenis finance bastards

upenn*

[rugged field]

what a convenient typo

[upper elm]

quite unfortunate

NOT a freudian slip!

[rich sapphire]

@fair storm cough

[upper elm]

I'm not taking that back.

[rugged field]

alr

just.

grind ch8 now.

[upper elm]

no.

[rugged field]

ch4 just memorize

[upper elm]

im going to go playv ideo games.

[alpine obsidian]

what's ch8

[upper elm]

fml.

[alpine obsidian]

isn't ch 4 graphs...

[rugged field]

least upper bound

[rugged field]

yeah but the appendix

[upper elm]

ch8 is proofs of 3 theorems

[rugged field]

j dont forget

[alpine obsidian]

oh

ic

[upper elm]

• appendix of uniform continuity

[rugged field]

yeah

[upper elm]

this chapter WILL deflate my elo in this class

gpa*

[rugged field]

elo what the fucj

[upper elm]

HIGH ELO UCHICAGO MATHEMATICS

[rugged field]

im high elo tetris 🙏🙏

no time for math

[upper elm]

galaxy elo mastermind

[rugged field]

ALR LOCK IN

[upper elm]

i cant

crippling addiciton

[rugged field]

hmmm

[upper elm]

🙂

[rugged field]

rip

[alpine obsidian]

i can afford a 41.5 on the final

[upper elm]

stfu bro FJI RGPYU98RAYGA 8YGP84RE3RGIA

[rugged field]

ong

[alpine obsidian]

assuming my next hws are >=16/20

[upper elm]

i need like 94

my ass is cooked

[alpine obsidian]

41.5/50...

[upper elm]

94/50

problem?

[rugged field]

wait wtf do we need for an A again

90?

[upper elm]

idk

[alpine obsidian]

80 is either an A or an A-

[upper elm]

iirc she said 80+ will be a-/a

[alpine obsidian]

according to her

office hrs

:D

[rugged field]

torkaman gave the most vague answer ive heard of

[upper elm]

but she was like "subject to change"

[rugged field]

oh

alr bet

[upper elm]

u should come to office hours fr

[rugged field]

ye

[upper elm]

we can have a2c party REAL.

[alpine obsidian]

mfw i can't tmr

because :D

i have nsmls

[rugged field]

oh.

[upper elm]

IM FUCKING SKIPPING SWIMMING

[alpine obsidian]

until 9 pm :D

[upper elm]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[rugged field]

LOL

[alpine obsidian]

im skipping math to do more math

[gloomy ferry]

im intl :(

[rugged field]

im intl too

ill skissue

[rich sapphire]

cursed

[alpine obsidian]

come to the reg

on

uh

saturday

[upper elm]

just do not be International Nmathematics Tolympiad l

[rich sapphire]

sat is when we all leave dorms

[alpine obsidian]

or friday

[rugged field]

LOL

[alpine obsidian]

:D

after 4 :D

[upper elm]

like deadass

[rugged field]

whoops

[upper elm]

im about to wing the entire exam

problem?

[rugged field]

np

saturday im not even here

[upper elm]

💀

LMFDEAOI PGREGH YA89YRE GYRPEA98G

[rugged field]

dudes exposing himself for the 2nd time

[upper elm]

i take great pride in my fraudulent status

[rugged field]

dw i dont got a problem

[upper elm]

i do

🙂

[rugged field]

sigh

[upper elm]

AND SO DOES DR TINA TORKAMAN

LIKE 15 OF THEM FOR US ON FRIDAY

🙂

[alpine obsidian]

it's 10-12

[upper elm]

• T/F questions tho

[alpine obsidian]

pls a FKING page of T/F

LIKE

[upper elm]

are you fr

[rugged field]

wha

[alpine obsidian]

lkjdjfsakdjghsd

[upper elm]

wait

[rugged field]

ok

OKOKOK

[upper elm]

BRo

[alpine obsidian]

yeah

[upper elm]

lOOOOOOL

[alpine obsidian]

but also

T/F

[upper elm]

HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[rugged field]

dude

[upper elm]

THE/FUCK

[alpine obsidian]

i want to bash my head against a wall

why t/f

[rugged field]

has a college thread ever been this active

[alpine obsidian]

why

why

no

[upper elm]

im gkms when i see t/f

[alpine obsidian]

but why

[upper elm]

twisted/fate fr

[alpine obsidian]

literally one typo and it's just

[rugged field]

fate/twisted FR

[alpine obsidian]

was this meant or is this accidental?

[gloomy ferry]

Harvard Columbia stanford and upenn are wild

[rugged field]

ok

[upper elm]

im not in those cringeass threads :tamaangry:

[rugged field]

columbia based

[upper elm]

yro'ue mom

[gloomy ferry]

uchicago>>>>

[rugged field]

y'ruro*

[alpine obsidian]

mit is currently discussing the origin of HEYNABONICANS

[upper elm]

idk what that is but the name suggests fraudulent activity in MIT

[rugged field]

im lying to myself if i say this

[alpine obsidian]

its made up

[gloomy ferry]

what why

[rugged field]

dude

[rich sapphire]

bruh

[rugged field]

we got 3 mutuals all from the same server lmao

[rich sapphire]

what

[rugged field]

ok

[alpine obsidian]

huh?

[rugged field]

mutual friends

[alpine obsidian]

LMAO

im a fraud

[rich sapphire]

is anontea one of them

[alpine obsidian]

in that one

[rich sapphire]

ok nvm food

good

[alpine obsidian]

literally had that program online twice and wanted to cry both times

because im like ;-; pov i go boom

[rugged field]

he's a part of it but hes not a mutual

[alpine obsidian]

summer math programs were not it

[rich sapphire]

oh

it’s a small world

[rugged field]

it's not a small world

[rich sapphire]

yes it is

[rugged field]

but natural forces partition it into tiny segments

[rich sapphire]

too many words im not reading that

[alpine obsidian]

narrator's voice: and here we see a uchicago student in their natural form

mfw im supposed to prearrange an absence cuz finals

but i kinda forgot

so uh

oops? :p

[upper elm]

same

cnhemistry is so fucking cooked

"imagine a ball"

"ok 9it's very small"

"now imagine it's spinning one of two ways"

"that's an electron"

"except it's not a ball"

"and it's not spinning"

????????

somebody stop these frauds

[rugged field]

lol

[fair storm]

what

caitlin when ur broke and homeless just know u aint getting shit from me

[upper elm]

ok im beginning the study after i yse bathroom

lord save me

[rugged field]

damn

really be delaying

(same here(

[upper elm]

it's uchicagover

[gloomy ferry]

i need a dATE

[upper elm]

AUUUUUGH

https://tenor.com/3d6m.gif

gpa about to die

[upper elm]

@rugged field is (1/f)(a) the same as just saying 1/f(a)

💀

[rugged field]

i think so yeah

[upper elm]

nice.

how long r u staying up for

[rugged field]

cuz like (f+g)(a) = f(a) + g(a)

[upper elm]

do u know

[rugged field]

like

not that much longer

[upper elm]

fuck

[rugged field]

why

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

lo;l

[upper elm]

was planning on hitting the grind until like 5

nvm

[rugged field]

im doing my philosophy essay

[upper elm]

thanks for sending me to bed early man

[rugged field]

🙏

[upper elm]

https://tenor.com/bsirV.gif

[rugged field]

grind continues tmr

[upper elm]

(which will be like 3 am)

ye

THANK FUCKING GOD IM NOT GOING TO SWIMMING TOMORROW

[rugged field]

W

[upper elm]

alhamdulillah

i'm saved

[rugged field]

indeed alhamdullilah

[upper elm]

idfc about the final at this point

[rugged field]

j

lock IN

[upper elm]

i'm just glad to be able to skip practice

jfc

[rugged field]

lol

[upper elm]

get me out of aquatic hell

[rugged field]

wait do u j need to pass of what

ppl in our class keep saying that

[upper elm]

GERALD RATNER ATHLETICS CENTER

?

[rugged field]

hell yeah

[upper elm]

the final?

[rugged field]

like

no

just ur grade

[upper elm]

oh

i mean idk lol

[rugged field]

alr2

[upper elm]

i'd like to get an A- or higher though

[rugged field]

yeah thats g

[upper elm]

bc i said on my common app that i'm taking this course

[rugged field]

ye

[upper elm]

so if they're like "oh hey we'd like an update on ur grade in math 160"

and i'm like

[rugged field]

yeah

[upper elm]

shut the fuck up im not telling you.

[rugged field]

if u get a deferral then u can say that

[upper elm]

they're going to be like 🙂 alr gtfo

[rugged field]

in ur LOCI

but ye

[upper elm]

some of these review questions are like

the freest bullshit

particularly the last few ones

i didn't look at 28 for some reason but like

30 fre

29 free

27 free

26 free

25 free

24 free(?) idk how to say it but it makes sense i think fr.

AUUUGH THESE LOOK LIKE SWIMMING REFERENCES

[rugged field]

LOL

i hope torkaman was being nice when she sent these questions

(meaning they r similar to the exam qs)

[upper elm]

i pray

[rugged field]

real

[upper elm]

i would be a little happy

[rich sapphire]

when is final

[rugged field]

fri

[upper elm]

if the final were precisely 30 questions

and just so happened to be these 30!

🙂

it's like i would chuckle maybe a little bit.

[rugged field]

also im on the verge of collapsing

so ima j sleep

[upper elm]

💀

[rugged field]

grind starts tmr

[upper elm]

good idea

[rugged field]

lock in hard tmr.

[upper elm]

grind starts and ends tomorrow

💀

[rugged field]

no

ends friday.

[upper elm]

how

[rugged field]

2 am shit

[upper elm]

do u mean like past midnight

true

[rugged field]

yeah

[upper elm]

wait what time is ur first class

[rugged field]

wdym first class

[upper elm]

like

[rugged field]

i dont got class

its finals week

[upper elm]

OH

[rugged field]

ye

bing chilling

[upper elm]

yeah this high school shit is cooked

i cba

[rugged field]

uhhuh

back in my hs id skip class for finals revision

[upper elm]

really

[rugged field]

i skipped a week of class for UC berkeley essays

[upper elm]

💀 wtf

[rugged field]

worth af imo

[upper elm]

i've never skipped school in my life

[rugged field]

🗿

[upper elm]

except for one day when i like

deadass could not live life

[rugged field]

youch

[upper elm]

so i just afk and slept in the hallway

[rugged field]

LOL

ok

grind ends now.

[upper elm]

true.

gn bro.

[upper elm]

for now.

tomorrow u pick up ur spear and shield and march forth.

[rugged field]

alr

💪

[upper elm]

nvm 28 is not free

mi fucked

[rugged field]

u didnt say it was free to begin with

wait m8 why aint it free

[jaunty girder]

y'all doing math?

i did my math on tuesday

[upper elm]

i lied

[upper elm]

[runic dock]

guyssss i'm going insane

i keep checking a2c uchicago reddit and here lol

unhealthy habit of waking up every morning and opening all uchicago threads i can find

(aaaaa)

[torn path]

i read that around 15k applied for both ea and ed 1 round 🙃

[lost swallow]

it’s over for me man

[frigid flare]

14.9k of that better be ea

[gloomy ferry]

💀💀💀💀

[rugged field]

o

@upper elm on the grind rn?

[steep vine]

guyss what are your intended majors?

[upper elm]

no bro im in school

it's fucked

LOL

[rugged field]

either math + stats + econ or CAAM + econ (maybe ill j drop econ and do smth else idk)

[rugged field]

not this doge

[rugged field]

lowkey im not that interested in econ (used to but my second hs econ teacher killed my interest)

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

that being said, if i dont work in the US then the only realistic way of making money is investment banking or consulting

so econ it is

[rugged field]

[upper elm]

[rugged field]

[steep vine]

yeah same here but i applied for east asian l&c because that’s related to my application. i will end up studying something else tho

[rugged field]

yeah good strat

[upper elm]

baste.

[rugged field]

pretend ur interested in a niche subject

pretend

[upper elm]

brainwash urself and get interested in it

🫵

success

make 5 usd/hr with a phd

[rugged field]

damn

this world really is full of lies

so much that ur lying to urself abt ur itnerest

lesbian dance therapy PhD here i go

[upper elm]

what are they going to do about it i'm very interested in lesbian dance

it's like what are they going to do about it when i'm telling the bare and full truth

[rugged field]

same

[whole igloo]

chicago studies & critical race studies

[rugged field]

yeah

we got ours friday

[mossy frigate]

data science

[rugged field]

lowkey dont do datasci here

do stats or smth

[mossy frigate]

why not

[rugged field]

datasci is mid here

[mossy frigate]

tbh i barely know the diff between stats and datasci

oh damn

[rugged field]

stats is rigorous, datasci isn't

dw tho u can change ur major whenever

like ur undeclared for ur first year anyway

[mossy frigate]

maybe i’ll switch to cs or something idrk what i actually wanna do

[rugged field]

hmm

[mossy frigate]

oh yeah that’s good

[rugged field]

yeah thats fine

CS + stats is way better than datasci

[mossy frigate]

what’s the backstory behind ur username 😭

[rugged field]

oh

[mossy frigate]

ooh noted

[rugged field]

seniors trolled me on the first day

one dude said he was a super senior studying gender studies

and his friend said he was a phd student in lesbian dance therapy

I was holding my laughter

only started laughing like 2 hours after 💀

[mossy frigate]

lmfao

[mossy frigate]

me in 5 yrs

[rugged field]

yeah tbh

data science is the most neglected major

at the same time they lowkey might be making it easy and non-rigorous on purpose

in order to try and boost job placements/gpa or whatever

[mossy frigate]

i feel like double majoring in stem (stats & cs) might be rlly hard tho

[rugged field]

nah

i mean yeah theyre hard

but u can do the double major + ur core with still less than 42 classes

so like ur not doing any extra

[mossy frigate]

oh nice, i might do that then

[rugged field]

yeah

[mossy frigate]

did u end up taking lots of like philosophy classes for the core

[rugged field]

yeah

well im in one

also stats here is like debatably one of the most rigorous

[mossy frigate]

ooh cool im lowkey interested in philo but havent taken any classes on it in hs

[rugged field]

but thats the point of going to uchicago imo

[mossy frigate]

yea true

[rugged field]

also u get like more research opportunities

[rugged field]

oo

[mossy frigate]

oh yea thats def important to me

[rugged field]

u can do a class called philosophical perspectives for ur humanities core requirement

[mossy frigate]

ooh that sounds rlly neat

[rugged field]

mhm

but yeah honestly not j uchicago

just

dont do datasci as a major

cs + stats or even one of them is better

[mossy frigate]

damn 😭 thats good to know

i thought dsci would just be stats w/ more coding but yea i feel like cs + stats is more rigorous

[rugged field]

dsci is stats + coding - the essence of the 2

data science is manual labor

anyways gl w ur college apps

[mossy frigate]

thanks! gl with midterms too

[rugged field]

its finals but thx too

[mossy frigate]

actually idk if uchicago students have midterms rn cuz of the quarter system

[rugged field]

there y go

we had midterms like 4 weeks ago

[mossy frigate]

damn 💀

[upper elm]

💀

[mossy rampart]

my favorite UC

[frigid flare]

linguistics + anthropology

[rugged field]

thank you

[mossy rampart]

my next favorite UC is UC

[rugged field]

lol

[mossy rampart]

then my next favorite UC is U(S)C

[rich sapphire]

this is a rlly neat combo

[robust zenith]

when will ED results come out

[mossy rampart]

down the line

[robust zenith]

when’s that

[frigid flare]

i'd guess in about 8-15 days

[mossy rampart]

like this month

[upper elm]

@rugged field r u coming to office hours

it's 5:30-7:30 eckhart iirc

[untold hill]

FIRE

[rugged field]

yeah

[rugged field]

hello zero

howd u like my username

[upper elm]

i will not have soup

😔

[untold hill]

good username

[rugged field]

thx

[rugged field]

nooooo

[tender wigeon]

These are so good

[upper elm]

regenstein a-level bathroom wifi is kind of shit ngl

🙂

dont ask why i know

[molten adder]

~15th

[rugged field]

regenstein A j sucks in general

[upper elm]

incorrect.

bubble tea vending machine.

[west blade]

STAP @rugged field I saw ur username being sleep deprived & thought it's an actual class in U Chicago ☠️😭

And I was that sounds dope , might sign up :3

[upper elm]

🙂

[rugged field]

bruh

lol

yk what else is dope and should be signed up for

[upper elm]

wot.

[rugged field]

ye

grind maffs now

[upper elm]

@rugged field

💀

[rugged field]

stop grinding league j for today

(spam phase differences)

[gloomy ferry]

law letters and society

[rugged field]

ouch.

[gloomy ferry]

why😭

[vast sand]

because law

jk

i don't really have anything against law, but my dad is a lawyer and he told me I can be anything i want except for a lawyer 💀

[west blade]

Oo what's that??

[upper elm]

maths

lol

with bad pronunciation

[rugged field]

maffemaffics

[upper elm]

bro wait so

for #35 is it sufficient to just do an h->0 evaluation of f(x) = c

or no

[rugged field]

hold on

no

im late af but like

[rugged field]

doing this only proves the converse

[upper elm]

ye

that's what i was thinking

how do you do the desired way then

💀

[rugged field]

do it for the left side

equate to 0

[upper elm]

oh i just ofund it in the book

gg

[gloomy ferry]

LOL my parents are engineers and they wish i was going into stem

[vast sand]

thats funny because my parents did something humanities related and i'm doing stem

[gloomy ferry]

damn

wanna exchange parents uwu

[upper elm]

is it fucked if i can't do a lot of these

💀

@rugged field

[upper elm]

oh god bro im a fraud

i dont understand anything

[rugged field]

man shit sry i was doing my hum essay

[rugged field]

idrk actually

with this little time left

just know how to liek

gain partial credit

quite the productive day tho

[upper elm]

lmfao