Cornell University (2023-2024)

[thorny violet]

Maybe they were mail-in applications?

[uncut wolf]

Yes. If ur learning only Calc AB

And devoting 100% to it

[novel jungle]

did someone submit resume

[fathom dirge]

guys

if I am using 300 out of 350 words for the first supp, is that bad?

[fathom dirge]

me, but I didn't actually submit yet

[maiden beacon]

what did this thread turn into this morning 😭

that was crazy

[uncut wolf]

I think so if it’s good :) I can take a read for u :D

[fathom dirge]

alright i will ping u when i finish if I need more readers

[uncut wolf]

Oki

[wild spoke]

can i read

[indigo notch]

what are some opportunities at Cornell that I can talk deeply about relating to statistic science or computer science

[weak valve]

Project teams

[indigo notch]

is that for the arts and sciences college

[weak valve]

Ya

Any college

[indigo notch]

what is it about

[weak valve]

Google it

Cornell project teams

[uncut wolf]

Go their webstite, go to whhich ever one your intesrets and read articles they post

im assuming this is for essay writing

[indigo notch]

what is cornell handshake and is it a worthwhile attribute to mention in the why college essay

[versed dawn]

man what

[ionic belfry]

Every college has handshake

It’s a networking site basically

[indigo notch]

so i should focus on more specific opportunities relating to my areas of interest?

[ionic belfry]

Yes

[indigo notch]

would the nexus scholars program be a better thing to discuss

[ionic belfry]

Yeah it’s a cool program!

[indigo notch]

have you done it?

[ionic belfry]

Im not in CAS so im not eligible lmao

[indigo notch]

oh

[ionic belfry]

I’ve heard good things tho

[indigo notch]

what are some cultural or student perks that you enjoy that are specific to cornell student life

[ionic belfry]

Wdym

Id recommend checking out the club directory

[indigo notch]

no like spirit things

football games or like cultural festivals

[ionic belfry]

Yeah there’s sport games

Cornell is big into hockey

[placid anvil]

the ivy league is a sports conference

[ionic belfry]

I can’t rly speak to cultural events but there’s a ton

[placid anvil]

theres going to be sports

[indigo notch]

are there like any traditions or events that are interesting

[weak valve]

our biggest game is the

harvard cornell hockey game

at the start of fall sem

[outer jolt]

hockey 💀

[weak valve]

our football team is dog shit

said w love cuz i have friends on it

but

still

they arent amazing

in whatever d theyre in

d1 or whatnot

[indigo notch]

i keep seeing the Bowers CIS college

[weak valve]

dragon day

havent had one myself

[outer jolt]

yall beat yale

[weak valve]

but its a thing

[outer jolt]

and brown

[indigo notch]

is that an official college because its not in the list of 7 colleges in cornell

[weak valve]

its within CALS

i think

[indigo notch]

no it says it is its own college on the website

but i dont know how to apply to it since its not one of the options in the application

[ionic belfry]

It is in engineering and CALS

your pick

[weak valve]

its not like

an actual college

[ionic belfry]

And CAS too

[weak valve]

its like

called

college of majro

lots of majors have that

[ionic belfry]

It’s like a group of major

https://cis.cornell.edu/students/undergraduate-opportunities

This explains it

[white minnow]

cornell supps are giving me a headache

[lament snow]

it was ok ngl

once u get in the groove™️

[glad siren]

@lament snow

how many rd schools r u doing

in total

[lament snow]

15

[glad siren]

holy

how many early

[lament snow]

maybe 16 if i'm feeling quirky and want to apply to MIT lmfao

5

[glad siren]

thats crazy

all 8 ivies?

[lament snow]

if i have extra time and am bored i'll apply to MIT i think

yeah

lmfao

💀

[glad siren]

no way

what major

[lament snow]

math and chemistry

[chrome nova]

did this

[lament snow]

if they allow a third field i put in english fr

[chrome nova]

it sucked

[lament snow]

like

the essays were hard?

or

[glad siren]

did u do stanford

[lament snow]

yes

[glad siren]

so out of those 15 how many left

[chrome nova]

one of them took me 3 days

[lament snow]

2

yale and stanford

[chrome nova]

the rest are fine

[glad siren]

dayumm

[lament snow]

well i haven't done stanford yet

[glad siren]

good shit

[lament snow]

but it's partially done

i need to go back and edit tho

[glad siren]

when ddi u start

[lament snow]

at this point i'm pretty good at speedrunning though so

[glad siren]

as soon as u got deferred

?

[lament snow]

beginning of winter break

LOL

ye

dec 15

[glad siren]

im resuing hella essays

reusing

[lament snow]

same

copypaste warriors rise up

my application list is literally the "What's a safety? I'm not a fucking pussy." list

💀

100% reach

[orchid magnet]

is CAAAN truly optional? I'm terrified that it's going to be awkward as fuck and that I'm going to slip up somehow and leave the alumni with a bad impression of me, but I also genuinely want to do it for the information and alumni perspective. How can Cornell say that it's 100% non-evaluative when they receive a report from the alumni? "We'll look at the notes from the interview but we won't consider it", like these admissions officers are human how can they claim that they're impervious to any sort of influence from it

[glad siren]

have u gotten into any

[lament snow]

no

lmfao

2 deferrals so far

[chrome nova]

yes it optional

[lament snow]

[glad siren]

brown and?

[lament snow]

uchicago

[chrome nova]

interviews arent evaluative in any way

[lament snow]

sent that mf to the regular decision pool

fuck ed2

deathball to RD pool

IM NOT A COWARD

[glad siren]

uchicago takes like 80% ed or smtg

[chrome nova]

lmao

[glad siren]

right

[lament snow]

idk

it's prob a lot

But I'm not a pussy.

[glad siren]

whats ur top choice out of all those

[lament snow]

https://tenor.com/bim3h.gif

brown

always brown

[glad siren]

other than brown

[lament snow]

dartmouth i think

the opportunities and resources there seem lit

dsafldj;asfdjfasdjfdlksafj;lsa

not like i'm getting in so i can drool from afar tho

[glad siren]

wait

so what u gonna do if u dont get into any ?

[lament snow]

Lol

🙂

[glad siren]

not tryna be pessimistic

just asking

[lament snow]

🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

it's like

i'm going to deal with that when i get to that

do you know what i mean

[glad siren]

gap year?

[lament snow]

uhhh

shit my pants and cry i think

[glad siren]

lol i would do at least one safety

[orchid magnet]

are the AOs robots? how are they able to read a report from the interview and not be influenced by that? like..

[lament snow]

im not doing grainger for uiuc at least

and i'm in-state

[glad siren]

oh

[lament snow]

so it's like 45.5% acceptance rate iirc

it's ont like

[orchid magnet]

sorry im not asking you specifically just a bit frustrated

[glad siren]

so thats ur safety

[lament snow]

guaranteed

but it's lowkey chill

[chrome nova]

dont be an asshole is literally the only requirement

[lament snow]

horribly insult cornell at least 43 times

[glad siren]

interviews are like neutral for most people they wont do much

unless the interview is rly bad or rly good

it wont impact anything

[orchid magnet]

okay ty

[lament snow]

walk in and reveal yourself to be the second coming of albert einstein

[ionic belfry]

Correct

This guy gets it

[orchid magnet]

this is like every component of the application though

[lament snow]

what

[ionic belfry]

Interviews r rly fun tbh

[lament snow]

that is false

i'm not scared about interviews

idt i'll even prep for them

i know a bit about every school im applying to

i know what i'm excited about

waht i'm apprehensive about

[chrome nova]

riley verbally abused the interviewer and then held them at gunpoint and said "report me as teh best student ever or else ur family dies"

[lament snow]

and im not an npc so i wont walk in and afk

[chrome nova]

and thats how riley got in

[lament snow]

brilliant stratagem

sun tzu the art of war

[chrome nova]

truly marvelous stuff

[lament snow]

https://tenor.com/b1H8B.gif

the idea is to sacrifice the interviewer's firstborn

for free admissions

[chrome nova]

true

[weak valve]

im losing my mind

[orchid magnet]

im overthinking

[lament snow]

if a part of your application

is integral to keep9ing yoursel fin the pool

then it's incredbly important

dont troll just try hard on everything

💀

no use worrying about "ah this is worth less this is worth more"
hit that asian american mentality:
you can't fail if you get a 100 on everything

[glad siren]

what are some unique things about Cornell CAS

or programs

that not many otehr schools have

[ionic belfry]

Yea

[outer jolt]

Wait cornell does evaluative interviews?

[lavish marlin]

no

[molten hull]

no

[chrome nova]

No

[lavish marlin]

bro got the triple response

[outer jolt]

Oh

[chrome nova]

He was that wrong

[ionic belfry]

Why r the lights flashing here wtf

And the servers r dancing

Crazy

But no Cornell interview is just for fun @outer jolt

[glad siren]

ive been yapping so much and im still only at 389 words

What do i do

[outer jolt]

Lmao

[lavish marlin]

you apply coe

jk

[glad siren]

i was going to

but they dont have as many double major options

those essays were def easier for me

i had already started them

[ionic belfry]

Yeah CAs is better for double major

[lavish marlin]

ah

If your minor isn't in your specific department (like if I'm doing MechE major in COE but I wanna minor in astronomy which is CAS I believe) that's do-able right

[ionic belfry]

You can minor in anything that has a minor

[manic ether]

bruh did i just read a whole love story unfold

[eager acorn]

Finished Cornell essays, editing and about to submit my application..

[lavish marlin]

Good luck! 🫡

[lavish marlin]

gotcha

[weak valve]

huh

[manic ether]

this

i was out like the whole day so i just saw it

[wild spoke]

gugu gaga

[uncut wolf]

Good luck!!!!

[raw basin]

HEHSHEHHAHEHEA

we talked for four hours today

i woke up at noon

and we talked till 430

like since i woke up

i left to do college

[weak valve]

am???

Oh pm

[lavish otter]

Hey y'all; for the engineering option A, are we allowed to talk about what we've done so far to solve the problem??

[weak valve]

its

more a hypothetical question

not a actually go and solve shit problem

😭

[lavish otter]

So we don't talk about past experiences, right

[weak valve]

you could

[lavish otter]

Should it be a problem I have yet to do anything with?

Something unrelated to extracurriculars

[weak valve]

it can be

thjey dont expect applicants to have engineering experience tho

[abstract nimbus]

they just wanna see your problem solving skills

[weak valve]

^

they know that u have to like

get a degree

to actually know shit

[abstract nimbus]

yeah

for context I wrote the diversity essay though 💀

so don't trust my words either

[weak valve]

i wrote the engineering essay

so trust my words

🙄

[abstract nimbus]

lmfao

[lavish otter]

Did you write something entirely hypothetical?

[weak valve]

well

i live near metro ny and my uncle was there for 9/11 and i applied bme

so i wrote abt like

an airborne carcinogen detector

inspired by ph strips and a cancer detection pen

[abstract nimbus]

damn that's actually not even a bad idea

[prime oxide]

I talked about my own failed research

And how I’d keep experimenting

[abstract nimbus]

although also thats why firefighters have masks

nowadays

[lavish otter]

wow that actually sounds really cool!

Thank you so much!

[weak valve]

im not fac brat 💪

[abstract nimbus]

LMFAO

meanwhile transferring outta engineering into CAS

y not stay here and suffer w/ the rest of us 💀

[weak valve]

do i change to cs

[abstract nimbus]

premed to CS track real /s

[manic ether]

what if after i wrote the supp i was tasked with actually making it 💀

should i update them once i finished it

[abstract nimbus]

nah

[weak valve]

no tf 😭

[quick spoke]

submitted

[prime abyss]

hooray

[shell prairie]

can i play valorant at cornell

[prime abyss]

nope

[shell prairie]

ur a hater

[prime oxide]

So true

[prime abyss]

No im himothee

[shell prairie]

i wrote one of my essays about playing valorant

💀

[prime abyss]

OHHHH NAHHH

what did you relate it to

[shell prairie]

any person any study

my harvard essays are crazier

[prime abyss]

no way

💀

wild

[quiet rock]

they call it shotgun ig

[shell prairie]

see thsi the type of discrimmination i had to highlight about our society

[quiet rock]

do you shower

[shell prairie]

yea

[quiet rock]

rare W valorant player

[shell prairie]

bro i shower too much

that my skin is so dry

the costco moisturizer not working

[shell prairie]

the ppl in my rank arent that crazy normally

it is like 75% asians tho

[empty scroll]

no way

[quiet rock]

lmao

[empty scroll]

what u talk about

[quiet rock]

he wrote the any study

the big one

[shell prairie]

im doing a&s so actually the a&s one is bigger

[empty scroll]

valorant = community??

[lavish marlin]

maybe it'll be unique

[shell prairie]

thats the angle i was going for

[prime abyss]

5 stack on top

[shell prairie]

yall better not steal my essay topic

[prime abyss]

jus tkidding

im stealing ur essay topic

just finished my essay

thanks !

[lavish marlin]

"And those are the lessons that I extracted from my experience as a member of the Valorant gaming community, truly an experience that has shaped my perspective on life and it's meanings"

[shell prairie]

BRO I WROTE THAT SENTENCE FOR HARVARD

WTF

[lavish marlin]

nah...

💀

[shell prairie]

did u steal my doc

im not even trolling i actually did write something similar

[prime oxide]

If it makes yall feel any better one of my friends wrote about Overwatch in an essay, got into UPenn, and got a personalized email citing that as a partial reason

[empty scroll]

lowkey bro. you yapped too much

[lavish marlin]

bro if i can guess a sentence from ur essay

that is a problem

im sorry

😭

[prime abyss]

dont listen to this person

[shell prairie]

thanks 🙏

[lavish marlin]

dont worry cat

[prime abyss]

dont feel good about urself

[shell prairie]

im gonna be professional valorant player at cornell

[prime abyss]

i would 100% worry if i was you

[lavish marlin]

💀

hater doing his work

[shell prairie]

pull up on 3/30

[empty scroll]

rank?

[shell prairie]

ur an inspiration

[prime abyss]

i only push up lil bro

[shell prairie]

ascendant

[prime abyss]

gotta grind it out you know it

[empty scroll]

ur not making pro im sorry lil bro

[prime oxide]

You got this just believe :)

[shell prairie]

all these haters

[prime oxide]

And make it sound convincing

[prime abyss]

believing is fake manifestation

[shell prairie]

"x0123456789 told me I could never do it"

[lavish marlin]

bro cat is just catching strays left and right

give bro a break 😭

[prime abyss]

only break they need is from valorant

[lavish marlin]

let his valorant essay manifest

[prime oxide]

Be realistic

[lavish marlin]

🥷

[shell prairie]

i got banned permanently dw

[prime abyss]

other val players are smiling rn

[prime oxide]

But also not overly pessimistic

[prime abyss]

ok bet

[shell prairie]

its ok i have actually decent ECs i think

[prime abyss]

if u have to say you think

its OVER

[empty scroll]

when are loci due

[shell prairie]

bro got deferred why is he judging me

[prime oxide]

what are they

Just curious

[empty scroll]

"According to a 2022 Reddit post, the supplemental material deadline for Cornell is February 15. One admissions mom suggests sending a Letter of Continued Interest (LOCI) in January, a couple of weeks after Cornell is back in session."

[empty scroll]

cuz im being real

[shell prairie]

uhhh i can dm it i guess

[prime oxide]

Ok

[empty scroll]

send it here no balls

[prime abyss]

what if they hav eno balls

[empty scroll]

ovaries

[prime abyss]

sheesh

[outer jolt]

@prime abyss war is over (for now) i finished the 650 🙏🙏🙏🙏 🫂🫂🫂

[thorny violet]

It's over, I can't access the materials I need for calc, why is my school portal not working JP help me

[prime abyss]

now the battle begins (getting in)

[prime abyss]

nerd

[outer jolt]

Battle is over for cornell but the war isnt (5 other schools)

[prime abyss]

bro gotta press the submit button a bit more often 😔

[outer jolt]

Yea i finished darty and cornell completely so ima submit soon

Im basically 15/20

You gotta submit wisco fr

Dont they have a 500 word essay or smth crazy

[shell prairie]

yall are haters

[empty scroll]

send the first one here

[prime abyss]

yeah bruh its 650 i gotta get it done but like half of it is just why major so i got it

besides, i got like 10 days before school starts dw im him

[prime abyss]

w

[shell prairie]

?

[prime abyss]

first ec

im guessig

[shell prairie]

i sent them the first two

cause the rest kinda irrelevant

[outer jolt]

UW Mad over UT?

[empty scroll]

lol okay

[prime abyss]

nah prob not bc of tuition

[weary creek]

I'm kinda stuck on the essays rn. Doing CALS BioE

[prime abyss]

uw mad is t20 tho for cs

so thats why i want to apply

[shell prairie]

oh ur a cs kid?

[prime abyss]

cs/ds

[shell prairie]

my valorant essay is gonna steal ur spot

trust

[prime abyss]

ngl

[prime oxide]

Insane by my standards

[prime abyss]

im not applying for cs at cornell but

u right

[outer jolt]

Can you switch into ut cs or is that in a different undergrad school

[shell prairie]

by AO standards its probably mid

[empty scroll]

cats ego is too big

[shell prairie]

its actually not

idk why u guys are hating on me for writing an essay about valorant

[empty scroll]

k send first 2 i'll send you my first 2

[prime abyss]

nah they're in the same school but i dont think i wanna switch

[prime oxide]

Only time will tell

[shell prairie]

bro are you like the national merit scholarship or something

[prime abyss]

ive looked through ds a bit more and it seems more interesting to me

besides it also has stats in the major name, which i enjoy too

[shell prairie]

OMG CAT PFP

i respect

ok i need to rewrite my valorant essay so yall cant predict one of the sentences

[empty scroll]

are u on ec or awards wtf?

[prime abyss]

oh nah

[outer jolt]

Hope you are joking

Val essay is dumb asf

😭😭

[prime abyss]

:skku

💀

i feel like val essay can work but it has to be pretty good

[outer jolt]

Theres been val essays before

Its not super unique

[prime oxide]

Award: top 500 valorant player

[outer jolt]

Can come off pretty cringe too

[shell prairie]

ur radiant on valorant?????

[prime oxide]

🤩

[prime oxide]

Ive never played it

[shell prairie]

oh

i only got it last year

[shell prairie]

i mean i had other ppl look at it and they said it was fine

idk if theyre trolling or not

[prime abyss]

thats prob true

bros the next willius

unlucky tbh

[outer jolt]

Other ppl as in your friends?

[shell prairie]

yeah and a teacher

[ionic belfry]

Active chat kids

[empty scroll]

💀

[manic ether]

j

[outer jolt]

Riley i did it

Slayed the monster

650 word essay

[prime oxide]

I mean hey my friend said that for ow

[outer jolt]

I hate dyson with all my might

[prime oxide]

And it worked out so

[outer jolt]

But lets go

[shell prairie]

ow mid game

does take skill tho

so

[ionic belfry]

Ezra Cornell?

[shell prairie]

650 word is cas i think

[outer jolt]

I liked that one and did it last week

[manic ether]

im almost finished

but then i gotta do shortening hell

[outer jolt]

Was your resume one page?

I dont see the point tbh

Its just common app

[ionic belfry]

Yeah resumes should always be one page

Shouldn’t just be common app

[prime abyss]

actually 🤓

[outer jolt]

Why do they require it

[outer jolt]

??

[ionic belfry]

From what I gathered it’s to get you started for the future, and it’s a good way to see initial business writing skills

[manic ether]

how do i go through shortening hell

[outer jolt]

Aight

[ionic belfry]

How you can convey education, professional experiences, and your skills in like a page says a good bit

I’d rather just have test scores tho tbh

[outer jolt]

Mhm

Dyson test blind pissed me off

[prime abyss]

💀

[outer jolt]

I am test carried

carried by my sat

[weary creek]

what's shortening?

[ionic belfry]

Fr idk why

Ik some people included test scores on their resume lmfao

[manic ether]

i dont need a resume for engineering right

idts

[ionic belfry]

Don’t think it’s worth it tho

[outer jolt]

Im putting psat award tho so maybe thats a slight advantage to show im a good test taker

[ionic belfry]

Nah you don’t … yet

[manic ether]

essay word count

[manic ether]

ill worry about it later then

[outer jolt]

I have it but ima remove for cornell bc it seems disrespectful ion know

[ionic belfry]

Yeah I agree

[weary creek]

For anyone doing CALS, the 650 essay is just the two Purdue essays but like more word limit.

[outer jolt]

They specifically put test blind so

[ionic belfry]

I finally got to add my Cornell gpa to my resume

Felt so nice

[prime abyss]

"nah imma do my own thing"

[outer jolt]

4.0?

[weary creek]

why do they have a 650 essay

[outer jolt]

They are meanies

[ionic belfry]

Nah

4.075 😏

[prime abyss]

oh nah

[weary creek]

My major is CoE/CALS-ish, which school should I do?

[outer jolt]

Alright fam time to get back to my intellectual essay 🤓🤓

Fuck harvard/stanford man

Intellectual stuff is boring

[weary creek]

(Purdue same situation, I did CAgri)

[outer jolt]

Grade inflation?

[weary creek]

is COE much more competitive than CALS?

[ionic belfry]

Nah just worked my ass off

Cornell deflates a bit

More for stem than business tho

But average in most biz classes is like a B which isn’t too bad

Ranges from B- to B+

[outer jolt]

How do u have higher than a 4.0

[ionic belfry]

Cornell has A+’s

[outer jolt]

Whats that weighted

[uncut wolf]

4.3

[ionic belfry]

Yeah 4.3

[outer jolt]

Ah ok

Whats a good gpa to be in internship contention

[uncut wolf]

atleast not MIT levels of deflation

[weary creek]

?

[ionic belfry]

3.8+

3.6-3.7 isn’t horrible tho

[ionic belfry]

Depends on major

[outer jolt]

Aight

[uncut wolf]

I feel like thats high for engieirng

[weary creek]

I'm thinking of doing BioE

[ionic belfry]

For biz

[uncut wolf]

ahhh

[ionic belfry]

Idk much abt engineering internships

My friend in CS has a 4.0 tho

So it’s def possible to do well

[prime abyss]

nerd alert holy

[ionic belfry]

@weak valve

[weary creek]

it's in both colleges.

[ionic belfry]

SHE GOES OUT MORE THAN ME

[weary creek]

Cornell has so many overlap majors between colleges it's so annoying 💀

[empty scroll]

yo @ionic belfry when are locis due

[prime abyss]

HOLYYYY UR THE NERD

[ionic hearth]

of course ❤️

[manic ether]

get me in and give me money

i’ll genuinely commit if i get like 20-30k

[thorny violet]

JP it's so over I can't access my canvas page for calc, the one day I felt productive I can't work

[weary creek]

Slay P Morgan

[ionic hearth]

NOOOO

dw

calculus finds a way 🙏

[ionic hearth]

HI

i haven't talked to u in so long 😢

how r essays going

[weary creek]

Cornell 650-ing

[ionic hearth]

real

it's a long one but I think the long word count gives you a lot of power

[weary creek]

[manic ether]

i prefer the engineering one tbh

[ionic belfry]

I’d do it before 1/1

But no exact date

[ionic belfry]

HEY I GO OUT LIKE ONCE A WEEK

[prime abyss]

YIKES UR PROVING MY STATEMENT

[ionic belfry]

BRUH U TRY

I did parties Friday-Saturday for August and September but then I was dead by prelims

[weak valve]

@finite lava

[prime abyss]

DW I WILL ONG PARTY EVERYDAY

[weak valve]

He did too

Not exposing him

[ionic belfry]

I’m ready to see this

Giving ksig energy

Or pikes

[prime abyss]

ITS SO OVER GPA DOWN BUT THE PARTY IS UP

[shell prairie]

omg he got in

theres hope

[weary creek]

ngl I thought CU was Cooper Union cuz it also says engineering.

[prime oxide]

Parties exist? Gasp

[ionic hearth]

isn't cornell one of the bigger party schools

[ionic belfry]

Sorta

Def bigger for the ivies

[lament snow]

biggest by far, no?

gaps second largest by like 7k or something

[ionic belfry]

Bigger in terms of partying

[lament snow]

oh

mb og

[ionic belfry]

Dartmouth also parties a lot

Harvard has the Boston scene

And Columbia has the nyc scene

[lament snow]

is dartmouth even close to anything

💀

[prime abyss]

dartmouth partying 💀

oh boy

[ionic belfry]

That’s why they drink/party sm

[lament snow]

i hope the mfs are partying idk what else they would do other than studying and hiking

ye

[ionic belfry]

They’re a train away from a lot if you have time tho

[lament snow]

their outdoors club sounds cool asf

[ionic belfry]

Like a weekend trip

[lament snow]

unfortunately i am weak and not an outdoors person

and i'm not getting in anyway so it's nothing to worry about

LMFAO

[ionic belfry]

Bae get ready for Cornell

[lament snow]

bold of you to assume i'd survive college admissions process

rapidly evaporating as we speak

[prime abyss]

W

[lament snow]

idk if that's a W

[prime abyss]

nah its a W

💀

[ionic hearth]

do we have the latex bot here

$$ \frac{d}{dx}[f(g(x))] = f'(g(x))\cdot g'(x) $$

[crystal totem]

J. "Slay" P. Morgan ⥈ Cornell

[ionic hearth]

there we gooo

$$ i \cdot love \cdot cornell $$

[crystal totem]

J. "Slay" P. Morgan ⥈ Cornell

[prime abyss]

$$ nerd emoji $$

[crystal totem]

hater himothee (12/13) 🤘?

[weak valve]

I got tired of them

[lament snow]

$$ a^{3} = a \cdot a \cdot a $$

[crystal totem]

Aka

[lament snow]

oh cool

[solar vortex]

oooooh latex bot

[weak valve]

Theres a store in ithaca dt called the outdoors store and they have dogs

Not for sale but like

To play with

[shell prairie]

$$ a * b * c $$

[solar vortex]

i never put int the effort to learn latex

[weak valve]

Nad chill with

[crystal totem]

cat

[lament snow]

dawgs... 😭

that's so cute

[solar vortex]

ngl i thought this was general

and then i saw cornell

[lament snow]

[weak valve]

Theres j so many ppl

[lament snow]

generell

[empty scroll]

wth.

[weak valve]

If ur looking u can likely find a party

[lament snow]

what, . .,,.,. .. .,., ,. ..,.,.,.,

[weak valve]

Bc 1/2 is rd due date

😭😭

U dont want ur loci lumped w that imo

[lament snow]

oh no bro

well gg it's too late for me

[solar vortex]

my cornell eng supp on fixing a problem in my community is so ass

[weak valve]

Noo

Im sure its good

[solar vortex]

i mean they want original thinking

but the thing im fixing

is pretty trash

so any fixes are kinda of a no brainer

[weak valve]

Pick a new thing

[solar vortex]

idk any other new thing

[weak valve]

😭 where do u live

Idk i did 9/11

[solar vortex]

dms?

[lament snow]

holy cow it wasn't george bush?

[prime abyss]

yikes

reported ong

[empty scroll]

do you guys have loci resources

[ionic belfry]

Me too

[ionic belfry]

I can send mine if you need but I think there’s pinned stuff

[empty scroll]

ye plsssss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z56qa38zIRA&ab_channel=AndreanaFrangos

LMAO I FOUND THIS

SOMEONE DID THIS FOR LOCI THERES NO WAY

[lament snow]

LMFAOOO

[prime abyss]

HOLY

[empty scroll]

she made a clip of saying i wanna go to cornell since 8th grade bruh 💀

[ionic belfry]

Dear SHA Admissions,

I hope this email finds you well. I truly appreciate your consideration of my application, and I am writing this letter to reaffirm that Cornell is my top choice to continue my educational journey. I was recently waitlisted and wanted to provide a few specific updates following the submission of my application to the Nolan School of Hotel Administration.

Since applying, I have maintained high grades (3Q UW = 3.93, W = 5.28) with a rigorous course load (five APs) while excelling at both of my jobs within the hospitality industry. In my hostess position, I’ve taken on a heavier workload and additional training responsibilities for new hires. I also recently received a merit increase at my camp counselor position, as a result of a positive performance evaluation.

With each shift, my appreciation of the hospitality industry grows. As a result, I am confident that the Cornell Nolan School will serve as a bridge between my current experience and my ultimate career path in hospitality management.

If I am granted admittance into Cornell, I will accept the offer. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

[lament snow]

bro was planning on being deferred

[ionic belfry]

And then some personal info

It worked so lmao

[lament snow]

for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGASS TIME

[ionic belfry]

It’s not perfect I wrote it fast

[prime abyss]

NO WAY BRO DOID THAT

[lament snow]

is this

like

supposed to be a private video

or can i share it w myu friends

lmfao

[ionic belfry]

A HOTELIE LMAO

demonstrated interest

[empty scroll]

idk bruh i found it on yt

[lament snow]

bro why are you searching for this shit on yt

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

what is bro doing

[empty scroll]

first thing that popped up

not my problem

[weary creek]

desperate for a chance

[ionic belfry]

Why did she make it public

[weary creek]

me too (deferred NU)

[lament snow]

idk bro trolled

[ionic belfry]

Love the video but it’s kinda crazy

They want little letters

[lament snow]

bro that shit is not interest

that is letter of continued worship

[ionic belfry]

SHE ACCEPTED ME ON INSTA

do I dm her

[lament snow]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ERMMMM

dude that person is gonna like

[empty scroll]

ok i'll just update on grades, this comp, and intern

[lament snow]

explode if they find out u go to cornell

.,., . , . ..,.

[ionic belfry]

I hope she gets in honestly

[lament snow]

i hope so too

[ionic belfry]

Seems like a nice kid

[lament snow]

bro really wants to go

[empty scroll]

i'll probably write in like a bit of a conversational tone

[lament snow]

💀

[ionic belfry]

We have a mural that’s also at the hotel school

Mutual

[manic ether]

hello again

[outer jolt]

Harvard kids just crash mit parties

[manic ether]

should i abbreviate terms or not

im concerned about word count

[empty scroll]

wait did you send the letter to portal or email @ionic belfry

[empty scroll]

if they get what u mean then sure

[manic ether]

for the first time

like ML and computer vision

[ionic belfry]

I did both

They said to do portal tho

[empty scroll]

ED Postpone correspondance?

[manic ether]

is there a link to the liberal studies distributions

for the engineering requirement

im assuming theyre the CAS distributions but im not sure

[ionic belfry]

No they’re completely diff

No language or anything

[manic ether]

alr

[thorny violet]

I can't laugh because I also did something similar where I emailed Cornell when I was in 8th grade...

[tidal fiber]

Will I get rejected if I put basic ass answers:

What three words best describe you?
Word 1*

Word 2*

Word 3*

What are three words you would use to describe Cornell Engineering?
Word 1*

Word 2*

Word 3*

[chrome nova]

i put basic answers its fine

justt put smth that you think is true

[weak valve]

Prolly not

Lots likely do

I tied my why engineering words to my why engineering essay

But my others were basic

And cringe

[manic ether]

i got ideas for it

10 words to shorten

[ionic hearth]

this is so real

Calculus practice!

[chrome nova]

related rates

mad easy

[manic ether]

true

got 1st supp under word count lfg

[weak valve]

I remember when my CAPS was 800 words

And i was like

1/3 done

😅😅

[manic ether]

i gotta make some touches to any person prompt and then shorten the other two

and then further shorten for cmu

if the AO thinks my essays are as good as I think

yall are getting a cornfield

[finite lava]

Imagine not talking abt a valorant game

[finite lava]

Dw my whole common app essay and engineering supps were basically valorant and overwatch

[haughty leaf]

any solutions for this

[finite lava]

😏😉

[weak valve]

☹️ imagine not staging a discord coup

Underaccomplished

[finite lava]

Imagine not hitting radiant

😉

[weak valve]

☹️☹️

Imagine not being at hmart rn

💀 hold on imagine being in bed rn

[glad siren]

remove college from common ap

and add it back

everything saves

[weak valve]

Moo moo cow

Isnt that a fashion store in singapore

[finite lava]

The bed is comfortable

[glad siren]

no idea

CU keeps reminding me of colorado

[haughty leaf]

all my inputs for cornell saves?

[glad siren]

yea

[haughty leaf]

didn't work

[glad siren]

the only thing that u have to reinput is Regular Decision

and Fall 2024

[weak valve]

I do got o colorbadoso

[chrome nova]

u can just

delete all ur answers

and then switch sections

then switch back

and fill it all out again

[haughty leaf]

ok that worked

thx

[glad siren]

i thought u went to cornell

[finite lava]

She goes to Columbia with me

[glad siren]

lol

[weak valve]

Rlly? Can i try

[shell prairie]

are u radiant

[weak valve]

Like a black hole

[finite lava]

I was

[prime oxide]

Looks good trust

[finite lava]

It’s more comfortable than my dorm one atleast ☠️

[finite lava]

Thx

I mean it worked

[shell prairie]

did you put that on your app

idk if i should put ascendant 3 on my app

[limpid laurel]

moderators please remember that college megathreads are NOT to be used for rizz purposes

[weak valve]

!sani

[potent meteor]

https://i.imgur.com/wYgTmUG.png

[weak valve]

Oh

!guest

[potent meteor]

https://i.imgur.com/xmzlo8g.png

[weak valve]

Stay safe

[limpid laurel]

yes

[limpid laurel]

except ur the one who needs to stop edating /erizzling idk

[weak valve]

I havent tried that one either thats a shitty comparison

[weak valve]

Says u

[limpid laurel]

i don’t edate wtf

[weak valve]

I touch grass often

LMAO U DONT DATE IS CRAZY

[limpid laurel]

i also touch grass often

[shell prairie]

bro edited even date to edate

[weak valve]

😭

[shell prairie]

caught in 4k

[limpid laurel]

freudian slip was very telling

[limpid laurel]

edited to meet a2c standards

[weak valve]

More like u wish u dated

[shell prairie]

oh yeah i forgot i put discord moderator on my activities sheet

[weak valve]

I put it like

3 times

Onmy EC page

Ur good

[shell prairie]

did you just straight up say discord moderator or did you word it differently

[weak valve]

Um

Community administrator

Named didcord in the description

Cuz for one of them it was fandom and discord

Anothet was discord and YouTube

The other was just a2c so i put like

Moderator

😭

[shell prairie]

i put Community Manager and then didnt mention anything else

maybe i should change that

[weak valve]

It was too vague the way i was describing my ECS

but i couldve done a shitty job w my descs

[shell prairie]

i need to fix my resume so its not 2 pages

[weak valve]

Discord mod is also on my resume

😭

[shell prairie]

"Managed Discord community with 130K members"

[weak valve]

Yeah

Good

[shell prairie]

fr?

[weak valve]

Twice

[shell prairie]

i swear discord moderators have a negative sentiment or something

[weak valve]

Yea

[weak valve]

🤷‍♀️ fuck that its leadershup

In big servers

[shell prairie]

id own the server but i made someone else make it in case the server got mass reported 💀

[weak valve]

Lol

Server i modded once like

Kept getting deleted

Thank fuck my acc survived

But yeah i have liek six discord alts bc of it

😅😅

[shell prairie]

this is my third discord account

been on this platform since i was in 5th grade 😭

[weak valve]

Bro

I have an account started in 2015

But i never remember actually knowing what discord was

Until like 2020

[fervent trail]

hey guys, do you think i should send my 1490 sat score to Cornell?

[shell prairie]

i had nitro in like 2017 too 💀

[weak valve]

Major?

[fervent trail]

cs

[shell prairie]

now im a professional begger

[weak valve]

Hmm

[fervent trail]

int student too

[shell prairie]

doesnt the college matter too

[weak valve]

I want to say no 😭 but ad intl and stuff idk

[shell prairie]

like engineering or cas

[weak valve]

Cs is only cas and cor

Coe

And both are selective af

[fervent trail]

engineering

[shell prairie]

o i thought cas would be easier

cause im applying cs at cas

[fervent trail]

but one thing to keep in mind: I got the highest score in my class by a big margin (160 points), I added this in the additional information section

[shell prairie]

tbh if cornell isnt major binding i can probably just put some random arts and sciences major and then hope i get in cause they want diversity in that major or something

[fervent trail]

don't know if it'll help

bro this SAT stuff is killing me

it's not too bad and not too good

[novel tide]

what exactly is cornell looking for in the describe an engineering problem and how to solve it prompt

is there a certain way they want to see something solved

[shell prairie]

idk i had a 1500+ and even i was deciding whether or not to submit

[fervent trail]

huh?

[shell prairie]

i think if its one of the good ones in your school then submit it?

my school told me to submit the score if its above the 50% of admits

otherwise go optional

[fervent trail]

yea i think mine is below

[shell prairie]

i mean i live in the US at a competitive hs so our situtation isnt really the same

since you have the highest score in your class then maybe submit it?

[fervent trail]

do you think they'll take my situation into consideration

[shell prairie]

probably

idk its hard to give advice cause im not like an admissions officer

[fervent trail]

then i probably should submit ti

[shell prairie]

are your grades good

[fervent trail]

yea my gpa is 4.0 uw

[shell prairie]

uhhhhhhhh

[prime oxide]

TRUE

[shell prairie]

i mean

1490 isnt a bad score

[ionic belfry]

wtf r u here

[shell prairie]

• test optional skews the medians up

so i think youll probably be fine?

[weak valve]

Bro hes harassing me

[fervent trail]

i hope so

[shell prairie]

this is from 2 years ago

[hybrid temple]

nooo way

dont tell me you went TO anywhere cat?

[manic ether]

i meet the stats but at the same time

[shell prairie]

nah i ended up submitting it eveyrwhere cause my gpa is mid

[manic ether]

im cs

[hybrid temple]

cl your counselor was smoking-- suggesting to go test optional instead of submitting a 1500+ LMAOOO

[shell prairie]

yeah thats what i thought too

[manic ether]

i dont want to be in cs anymore

[hybrid temple]

did you do something to make em hate u?

[outer jolt]

wtf

[shell prairie]

nah my counselor got pregnant

so i had a sub

[fervent trail]

hmmmm

[shell prairie]

the sub did not know anything about college apps

[outer jolt]

no school in the nation does that apply

[hybrid temple]

cat's counselor was rooting against them HAHAHA

[outer jolt]

1500+ is submit everywhere

[shell prairie]

which is highly concerning considering they are the lead of the department

[hybrid temple]

it's because of everyone saying that 50% percentile stuff

with iviesthatd's mean a 1510 should go TO cuz they're below the 50th percentile of 1540 hahahahah

[fervent trail]

it probably is higher now as well, so perhaps i shouldn't submit. ion know

[outer jolt]

how does a counsloer not know about covid test opt inflating median scores

💀

[manic ether]

i have some cs ecs though

[shell prairie]

idk i wasnt very confident in my profile and i think that led to me having really bad initial applications

[manic ether]

if i didn’t i might have applied EE

or compe

[shell prairie]

like i wasnt gonna apply to cornell originally

[ionic belfry]

Come to Cornell

[shell prairie]

no i did some research and i actually really think id like it

but i have to get in first sooo

i literally threw together my college list like last week

[shell prairie]

MY REAL COUNSELOR GAVE ME A FEE WAIVER

[hybrid temple]

put me in your thoughts (after your internship apps or whatever)'

[indigo notch]

what is the class environment at cornell like

[ionic belfry]

LMFAO ofc

[limpid laurel]

why can’t i be here

anyway i’m here to hate on jae

[finite lava]

I mean I was t500 so yes