Columbia University (2023-2024)

[iron canyon]

R U IN HSDA TOO??

[winged lion]

YES LOL

I’m so happy others r here

[iron canyon]

what the heck omg

ok we definitely know each other

nah she’s not

[winged lion]

i looked at ur user… i think I saw u on a meeting

[iron canyon]

WAS IT A CALL DUEING THIS WEEK…

CHAIR TO CHAIR CHAT??

STOP YES

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[winged lion]

I GIGGKED

[iron canyon]

STOPPPPPPOOOOO

ONFG

[winged lion]

WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE PRIV

[iron canyon]

YES TO FUCKING HENRY

[winged lion]

😭😭

[iron canyon]

WE WERE TEZTINF PROBATELT

[hybrid bay]

Yes

[winged lion]

Yeah we haven’t met before tho 😭

[iron canyon]

bro i know u

[winged lion]

oh fr ??

[iron canyon]

like not in person

but now ik who u r

this is so funny

[winged lion]

that’s so silly

[hybrid bay]

this is so funny

[iron canyon]

ur cracked

[hybrid bay]

it amazes me

[winged lion]

ur chats were so funny

[winged lion]

I’m not… says you 😭😭

[iron canyon]

i love being the personality of the group💙💙

i just say random shit during the meetings bc ppl r WAY too serious

[winged lion]

that zoom was so awk 😭😭

[winged lion]

thank you for this 🙏

LMAO NAHH

[iron canyon]

DID I LIE??

NAHHHHHHHHHHGH

HAHAHAHAHEHAHAHAHAH

[winged lion]

like what r we supp to do sorry

don’t rope me into that 😭💯

REAL love them

[iron canyon]

they’re so silly

i thought they were dating

[winged lion]

LMAOOO

r there any couples in hsda

[iron canyon]

yes

this is so wild i did not know ppl KNEW people in friends with

i looked up hsda as a joke in the chat and saw this

i followed u on insta

[winged lion]

damn ur quick af

ok moots

[hybrid bay]

wair whats ur insta hsxd

[iron canyon]

i’m not gonna dox

[hybrid bay]

lol we def have mutuals

[iron canyon]

OMG WAIT SO U KNOW EV**

[winged lion]

I’ll dm

[hybrid bay]

ok

[iron canyon]

r u also in hsda??

[hybrid bay]

and me

[iron canyon]

OMG

[winged lion]

y’all were so quick w the follows, i always see a few of my mutuals follow other scholars 😭

[iron canyon]

ok wait who r u

bc we def have mutuals

unfortunately i was only semi💔

[winged lion]

ok but how’s it going w admissions for u??

[iron canyon]

nah coke ATE down this year

[winged lion]

hope all good things

[iron canyon]

honestly i’m happy

just the money rn…

how about u????

[hybrid bay]

wnat my insta?

[iron canyon]

yes

i wanna see if i follow u

[winged lion]

waiting for finaid 😄

[iron canyon]

LEGIT

i just stalked ur linkedin

ur wild

[winged lion]

YEAH but hsda was robbed af

[winged lion]

SAYS YOU AGAIN

[iron canyon]

NO LITERALLY IM SO SAD FOR MY FRIENDS

[iron canyon]

i barely do anything g

like when i’m in natcomm i text h and s insane shit so that i can see their reactions bc they have to keep their cameras on

[bitter iris]

SC finest duo

[iron canyon]

who’s the other anika??

OMG

DUGAL

[winged lion]

LOL

[iron canyon]

I LOVE HER!!!!!

she’s so sweet

and so deserving

[winged lion]

i have never seen a linkedin so long

[iron canyon]

yeah he has some awesome results

who r u?? r u in hadems??

[winged lion]

is what i remember

[bitter iris]

💀

[hybrid bay]

LOL ANIMA

ANIKA

[iron canyon]

delete he doesn’t want stuff going around

she’s so 💖💖💖

like so humble and down to earth and accomplished

[bitter iris]

my guess would be neil + annika cus they r alike

[iron canyon]

i didn’t see that message

can u resend that

it deleted

[bitter iris]

frr

this is crazy

5 months ago

i didnt expect this

[iron canyon]

r u also coke(

[bitter iris]

rehman hassan begs to differ

[bitter iris]

yea

[winged lion]

r u also seeing everyone’s ussyp stories

[iron canyon]

as a finalist. it’s killing me.

[grave pumice]

wait did all Columbia likelies go out at once

[iron canyon]

legit 3 of my best friends r there rn and they’re all posting on their pvs please STOP

[bitter iris]

rightt we gotta cut her some slack even tho she hasnt been doing her data director role nowadays 🙄

[grave pumice]

U were a state finalist for USSYP too

[winged lion]

yes!

[bitter iris]

No

[winged lion]

mine came at 5

[iron canyon]

yes

[grave pumice]

me too it sucks lmao

[bitter iris]

are ur states comp

[iron canyon]

r u in nat comm??

my state is

[grave pumice]

Was it for engineering or just Columbia college?

[iron canyon]

i think

[iron canyon]

both :)

[bitter iris]

No i just joined to get mutuals

[iron canyon]

same

[grave pumice]

ahhh

damn no likely sucks

[winged lion]

WAITTR

[bitter iris]

u got likely?

[winged lion]

which students day r u going to?!?

[iron canyon]

girll how tf would u know that she’s “not” doing her work

[bitter iris]

cus i have insiders at HSDA

also its a joke

[iron canyon]

she does her job just fine if she didn’t then she would’ve been kicked off ❤️

as someone who’s close with the entire eboard i promise you she’s just fine💀💀💀

[bitter iris]

@winged lion 😭

[iron canyon]

BRO LEMME TELL U WHY

IM TEZTINF U

[winged lion]

OK LOL

[grave pumice]

wait @winged lion ur coke?

[bitter iris]

Nah hes regional

[bitter iris]

ik ur coke

[grave pumice]

lmao

[zealous tartan]

guys likely letters only for domestics r8?

[grave pumice]

Does anyone know if coke even helps for college apps

[bitter iris]

yes

asa n update

[grave pumice]

Since it came out so early this yr

[bitter iris]

@hybrid bay

btw

theres like 4

coek scholars here

inculding 🫵

[grave pumice]

😅

[winged lion]

nah semi

[bitter iris]

damn u acc got robbed

[spark hatch]

no

[hybrid bay]

who r u

[grave pumice]

who r u is the real question

[bitter iris]

🍿

[zealous tartan]

u got likely?

[hybrid bay]

dm

[bitter iris]

he got berk likely last year

[spark hatch]

no

someone else did

[iron canyon]

AU THATS AWESOME

congrats!

[grave pumice]

congrats to u too!

[iron canyon]

insanely cracked

[grave pumice]

very if she got USSYP and coke

[zealous tartan]

idk man. never heard any intls getting likely. maybe some remote african country students (found 1 in reddit)

[iron canyon]

i love her so much

[spark hatch]

someone intl here got one

scroll up a bit

[grave pumice]

@iron canyon did u get a Columbia likely

[hybrid bay]

whered she get in

[spark hatch]

i think u got me mixed up w someone else

[iron canyon]

places

[spark hatch]

I got berk this year

[winged lion]

so so cracked

[iron canyon]

she’s also so nice???

[winged lion]

like u can tell she’s just genuinely driven

[iron canyon]

LEGIT she does stuff bc she wants to make a change

[hybrid bay]

thats crazy

[iron canyon]

ev** is going ivy league

100% next year

i’m callingggg it

[hybrid bay]

didnt u get 3 ivy likelies

[bitter iris]

damn u goated

anika is j very driven

[winged lion]

if u want to keep it dl I’ll delete

[iron canyon]

IM NOT TELLING PEOPLE REALLY

[iron canyon]

pls

[grave pumice]

WHAT THATS CRACKED

[bitter iris]

yea thats why shes cracked

[spark hatch]

who tf gets 3 likelies

is that even possible

[bitter iris]

wait u got 3 likeliy

how

u got yale columbia and harv/uc berk/washu/amherst?

[spark hatch]

?????????????

[iron canyon]

nah

[bitter iris]

Hsxd who do u think is the more cracked nj scholar

Both r easily 1% of all Coke scholars

[winged lion]

😭

atp idek

[bitter iris]

U were obsessing

[hybrid bay]

wait mark and anika?

both follow me on insta thats my #1 award

[bitter iris]

🤗

[bitter iris]

@cokescholars handle 😤

[hybrid bay]

ONG

[iron canyon]

as he should i obsess over anika daily

[hybrid bay]

he is

[white hazel]

Didn’t Anika speak at a un thing

[bitter iris]

Yea

But I’ve seen so many get

Un youth delegate

Also like another coke scholar here did too

[hybrid bay]

yeah so many have it

[iron canyon]

slay girl

[white hazel]

A2c poli sci meet up

[hybrid bay]

WHO IS THIS

[bitter iris]

Count me in!

[iron canyon]

HOW SO U KNOW HIM

HES ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE

STOPPPPPPOOOOO

THIS IS CRAZY

[hybrid bay]

I HAVE MUTUALS

[iron canyon]

HES SO WONDERFUL

[hybrid bay]

HOW DO I

have mutuals

[white hazel]

The algorithm is crazy

[iron canyon]

like honestly the best person ever

[bitter iris]

Fr

Who wouldn’t

[iron canyon]

LMFAO

i will tell him u agree

he’s such a gem

and so deserving of yale

i’m really happy for him

[hybrid bay]

is he cracked

do u j know everyone in NH

[iron canyon]

hes super nice

i’m in the northeast so

[bitter iris]

Yea hes cracked

I have mutual w him

Whos also cracked

Hes environmental science type@shit

😭😭

[iron canyon]

he’s like not..

[grave pumice]

lmao what’s anchor day

[bitter iris]

Is it gonna make it out the gc

[bitter iris]

Oh mb

His insta kinda

Resembled

[hybrid bay]

vandy

[iron canyon]

he’s comp sci and econ💀💀

[bitter iris]

Oh fr

[iron canyon]

yup

[white hazel]

Networking on Instagram is crazy

[grave pumice]

When is vandy decisions coming out

[grave pumice]

yea lmao I gained like 600 followers from just comps and programs

[hybrid bay]

i j gained a bunch through coke

[brisk cape]

i looked at her linkedin 💀

humbled me fr

[boreal niche]

hello everyone

[iron canyon]

i can’t with u

ur not funny for this

[white hazel]

Leave.

[bitter iris]

Did we summon u

[brisk cape]

yeah

[bitter iris]

Boys nation convo 🤪

[iron canyon]

I summoned jinx

him

[bitter iris]

Yeah she’s diff

[brisk cape]

is her uni decided or what?

[bitter iris]

Idt so

[brisk cape]

can't deny

[bitter iris]

Hsxd knows best

[iron canyon]

uwu i’m summer @boreal niche

[boreal niche]

yes

[brisk cape]

who is this

[iron canyon]

my bff

[white hazel]

A bad bad man

[potent meteor]

hi guys

[brisk cape]

oh 💀

[brisk cape]

hellooo!!

are u a likely person too?

[white hazel]

He likes cows

[boreal niche]

hi!

[potent meteor]

yes!!!!

[bitter iris]

He’s the best person!

@quasi kayak I s better

[brisk cape]

wohooo!! congrats 🎉

[white hazel]

Crazy

[potent meteor]

thank uu!!!

[bitter iris]

Mb

I forgot

Ppl know him

And other rando r clogging chat rn

[mental garnet]

wow that makes it so much more harder to figure out where they live

[iron canyon]

literally who the fuck r u

[mental garnet]

ignore hawk he's weird

[hybrid bay]

He knows more coke scholars than i do

[bitter iris]

Why so aggressive

[iron canyon]

he knows people that don’t know him💀💀

[white hazel]

Search up their instagrams

[bitter iris]

He’s in the gc

[iron canyon]

IM JUSR CONFUSED

R U IN nat COMM

[hybrid bay]

matcha accept my friend req

[mental garnet]

every time i see hawk text it's either some weird shit or pinging kvd

[bitter iris]

How is it weird

Jus block me then

I’m gonna get warned Ik it

And get banned

I’m on my 4ty

[mental garnet]

if you say so

[bitter iris]

So might as well

[iron canyon]

because ur talking about people u DONT KNOW personally as if u do it’s just creepy

[bitter iris]

A2c makes me wanna kms

[mental garnet]

then leave?

[bitter iris]

5/1!!

[iron canyon]

i did!

[potent meteor]

awww man

[mental garnet]

🫡

[bitter iris]

I was jus doing an inside joke between Kirk and I

And yes I’m in Hsda

So i see all your announcements

[runic tartan]

be nice columbia thread

[bitter iris]

So its not allat

[bitter iris]

Nahh it’s not that deep

[potent meteor]

BE NICE COLUMBIA PEOPLE!

[bitter iris]

I jus have too many oops

[winged lion]

undeserved fr

[mental garnet]

opps*

[boreal niche]

I didn’t apply to Columbia! But congrats to everyone who got likelies so excited for you guys 🙂

[winged lion]

this is so sweet ty

[iron canyon]

i can’t even with u

henry’s ivy bound too

RURAL IS CRAZY

[mental garnet]

which ivy

[boreal niche]

I have to be accepted to one first 😭

[iron canyon]

he hasn’t heard back yet but he’s gotten into every school he’s applied to so it’s inevitable.

[mental garnet]

which schools

[hybrid bay]

this polisci reunion is crazy

[iron canyon]

ask him fr

[bitter iris]

Matcha glazing Henry like crazy

[weak delta]

Dont insult my daddy

[mental garnet]

they need to get connections to support their presidential campaigns 30 years later

[bitter iris]

Answering all the questions for him

[weak delta]

[mental garnet]

can I insult you instead

[bitter iris]

Thank you son

[winged lion]

my money is on Henry fr

[bitter iris]

Same

[hybrid bay]

i’ll donaye

donate

[mental garnet]

who?

[bitter iris]

Henry saving America

[hybrid bay]

My hedge fund money will fund henrys campaign

[boreal niche]

Rn I’m planning on going to Georgetown

[bitter iris]

Perfect fit for you

[mental garnet]

W

[bitter iris]

U can go with KVD

[mental garnet]

Georgetown goated for poli sci

[hybrid bay]

idk why kvd would go gtown over bhp

[iron canyon]

he’s one of my best friends goodbye

[grave pumice]

I feel like I know who matcha is

[mental garnet]

out of state ✨ experience✨

[bitter iris]

So he can be w Henry

[mental garnet]

if I've lived in a place all my life I'd want to get out

[iron canyon]

ND ND ND

[bitter iris]

Ok Mr coke scholar

[mental garnet]

heck that's literally why i applied to USA schools only

like obv if bhp was significantly cheaper it's logical to choose that

[winged lion]

REAL

[grave pumice]

she didnt tell me

[hybrid bay]

it is cheaper

[mental garnet]

but if they're comparable then Georgetown will be fun

[bitter iris]

Whos she

[hybrid bay]

its cheaper by like $40k

[bitter iris]

Yeah

He’s going chp

[mental garnet]

he didn't get fin aid back tho right

[grave pumice]

I’m not gonna dox her here lmao

[mental garnet]

Georgetown could clutch up fr

[winged lion]

room and board is still so expensive for vandy 😫

[hybrid bay]

he is not getting aid frkm grown

[bitter iris]

Ithought u were talking abt Kirk

[mental garnet]

oh i thought it's a full ride

[iron canyon]

who me

[winged lion]

tuition only

so i kinda fibbed

[grave pumice]

yea

[bitter iris]

Full tuition*

[mental garnet]

rip

[mental garnet]

rip pt. 2

[pure sonnet]

how much is r&b at vandy?

[mental garnet]

does vandy give fin aid tho

[iron canyon]

add me

[mental garnet]

or are ivies free for you

[winged lion]

idk but i heard it’s like 20k ?

might be a lie

[iron canyon]

EEK

[hybrid bay]

i have to pay $100k a year at ivies!

[iron canyon]

this is so scary

[winged lion]

this is so eerie LOL

[iron canyon]

I DONT WANT PEOPLE KNOWING ME

[hybrid bay]

matcha u literallt somehowdoxxed me and followed

[mental garnet]

how is it 100😭😭😭😭 isn't it 85 ish in total

[bitter iris]

It’s only fair then …

[bitter iris]

85 is 100 for him basically

[mental garnet]

i pay $44k at berkeley 😍🫶

[bitter iris]

If you round it off

[mental garnet]

💀💀💀💀

[iron canyon]

I DIDNT DOX U

[hybrid bay]

im thinking expenses

my lifestyle gotta be bougie

[hybrid bay]

JKK

[potent meteor]

omtgod

[hybrid bay]

WAIT

is henry ussyp

[bitter iris]

Daddy money 🙄🙄

Ye

[hybrid bay]

holy

so is cj

[bitter iris]

@quasi kayak your ussyp?

Esscrlyyy

[hybrid bay]

YES

[bitter iris]

Exactly

OMG

[iron canyon]

LMAOOO

[bitter iris]

yk what I’m thinking Kirk

[mental garnet]

smh

[hybrid bay]

what

[bitter iris]

Henry and cj

Oh

[iron canyon]

j*** uwu

[bitter iris]

Is alternate 4 ppl

[iron canyon]

two

[winged lion]

2

[bitter iris]

Ohh

Right

4 in total

Got it

[brisk cape]

ready for tomorrow?

[bitter iris]

Kirk is cj ussyp

Or alt

[mental garnet]

no but we ball

[hybrid bay]

no cj is in dc rn

[mental garnet]

wby

[bitter iris]

Iirc your senate page?

[bitter iris]

damn

We talked abt it ystday

[hybrid bay]

He was alt but got cjosen

[runic tartan]

no cold ping

[bitter iris]

And forgot all abt cj

[hybrid bay]

Yea

[iron canyon]

we both are

[hybrid bay]

i didnt even know cj was polisci

Til he told me he was in dc

[bitter iris]

I was asking Henry only 😭

[winged lion]

columbia lowkey loves poli sci ppl

[bitter iris]

Ye he applied urban tho

Ye

Columbia and Princeton

[iron canyon]

idgaf❤️

[bitter iris]

Cj selling out to finance

Yea

Change ur name

[winged lion]

yes 😭😭😭

[bitter iris]

For your own good

[iron canyon]

yes idiot

i literally told u to in the groupchat

[mental garnet]

i thought cj applied creative writing

[iron canyon]

“let me do something funny”

[bitter iris]

Idk he did urban I think

Wait

And creative minor?

[mental garnet]

probs creative writing second

yeah

i just know there was cw somewhere

cw 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[bitter iris]

Fuck the humanities

Everyone going to stem

[mental garnet]

:(

[boreal niche]

hi everyone

[iron canyon]

summer james uwu ur not slick.

[bitter iris]

I mean you didn’t have to change the pfp 🙄🙄

We only asked for the previous username

[bitter iris]

Is that code

[boreal niche]

who’s Henry

[iron canyon]

CHEESELOVER IS CRAZY

U LIAR

FUCKING LACTOSE

[iron canyon]

idk who is that no one i know

[boreal niche]

is Columbia everyone’s top school?

[mental garnet]

nah

i love them but the coa isn't great

[bitter iris]

My top sxhool is wherever Kirk goes

[mental garnet]

uchicago/stanford are cheaper

[boreal niche]

I’m torn between Georgetown and notre dame

[iron canyon]

go to uva

[mental garnet]

Georgetown is better for poli sci rigjt

WAIT I KNOW YOU

[iron canyon]

yes it’s the best for poli sci

[mental garnet]

did you make a college admission stats post

[bitter iris]

Gtown>>

You would fit into both

Esp UND

[winged lion]

wait is notre dame out?

[iron canyon]

men or rural

[boreal niche]

Notre dame is giving me merit aid

[iron canyon]

REA

[winged lion]

LFGG

congrats n

[boreal niche]

so it’s way more affordable for my family

[iron canyon]

u realize ppl can literally see who u are through the pfp

THAT DEFEATS RHE PURPOSE OF CHANFINF UR BAME

[bitter iris]

How much

Wait you got in?

I thought ND comes out end of march

[boreal niche]

I did early for both

[bitter iris]

Oh congrats

[bitter iris]

Gtown too?

[boreal niche]

They only don’t allow you to ED anywhere

[bitter iris]

Ohh

Ok

[iron canyon]

rural check the gc

[mental garnet]

rural but i checked the post, that guy's Charlie

[bitter iris]

Id go UND if merit aid and avoid KVD at gtown

[mental garnet]

But he got into georgetown and notre dame too

[iron canyon]

idk what this means

[mental garnet]

so i thought it was the same person mb

[iron canyon]

a lot of ppl do rea to both bc they’re the only two match that lets u

[bitter iris]

Pls stop spreading misinformation

[mental garnet]

the guy I was thinking of is not henry but he also got into georgetown and notre dame

[bitter iris]

I thought if you Rea it’s only to that one sxhool

How r u allowed to rea to gtown + und

[iron canyon]

no one is spreading misinformation 💀💀💀

[mental garnet]

For most rea it's like that

[iron canyon]

@boreal niche

[mental garnet]

Some rea it's just you can't ed anywhere

[bitter iris]

So u can Rea to harvwrd and Stanford

[iron canyon]

no

[mental garnet]

But you can ea wherever

hyps rea are exclusive

[bitter iris]

Ohh

Ok

[mental garnet]

Georgetown and notre dame rea you can't ed but you can ea

[boreal niche]

for ivys u can’t ea to any other private schools

[bitter iris]

Hmm uchic + mit + mich/usc aint bad

[mental garnet]

yeah

[iron canyon]

@boreal niche

hawk thought annika and neil r a couple💀

bc they’re the “most alike”

[bitter iris]

It’s a joke bro

[iron canyon]

legit no one is laughing

did bel figure out the YIG gov situation

[bitter iris]

Rural resident why is ur bestie like this

[iron canyon]

because 🤭

[iron canyon]

R U USSYP???

[quasi kayak]

i hate it here

[boreal niche]

is it fun

[bitter iris]

ughh at least you get to go

[hybrid bay]

yes

he is

[iron canyon]

OMG

[boreal niche]

HEYYY

IM UR ALTERNATE

[iron canyon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CRAZY CROSSOVER

[quasi kayak]

this is soo cool guys but can we like commiserate ab my identity in dms

[bitter iris]

That’s what me and Kirk were talking abt and I got flamed by you

Yea

[quasi kayak]

also girl you should be here instead of me i am NAWT qualified

[bitter iris]

Matcha straight up dozxing him

[bitter iris]

Nah trust

[potent meteor]

ayy i applied poli sci

[bitter iris]

🙏🙏

U are your states finest

[quasi kayak]

i applied poli sci last just bc of my ecs

[bitter iris]

What was main

Polisci-Econ?

[boreal niche]

But I have already that experience

[quasi kayak]

creative writing

[stuck badger]

u areee

didnt u get that one polisci related award

[boreal niche]

bro I saw the stuff you do u so are

[hybrid bay]

cj is so understated

so siñent

silent

[boreal niche]

representing the state well

[quasi kayak]

WHICH ONE OF YALL IS SCRWAMIN B ME BEHIND MY BACK

[bitter iris]

Ye cj u got epc too and your humble

[quasi kayak]

WHO ARe you ppl

[bitter iris]

@iron canyon

[hybrid bay]

WE ALL KNOW U

[iron canyon]

IM NOT LETS NOT POINT FINGERS

[stuck badger]

cjjjj helppp i have like 12 decisions coming in soon

[iron canyon]

i saw ur reaction on my instagram explore😭😭😭

[stuck badger]

actually prolly less but still

[boreal niche]

Does anyone know me now that I’m anonymous

[iron canyon]

we all know who u r

[bitter iris]

Your so slick uwu

[quasi kayak]

gl charlie

[stuck badger]

dude somebody submitted their barnard supps this week

💀

[quasi kayak]

i only did one decision idk

[iron canyon]

and u ate

[quasi kayak]

that’s a lie i got into LUC and UMN too

and bofa state

[quasi kayak]

ur as in mine?

[iron canyon]

YES

to getting in

i’m friends with some of the ussyp delegates and we have a shit ton of mutuals

[quasi kayak]

guys you all are supposed to be the weirdos in my phone not aware of my face name hair color

[stuck badger]

ik some on linkedin

they are stacked

[bitter iris]

As per

[stuck badger]

dont know them irl though

[iron canyon]

i just joined this server today i’ve fallen way too deep💔💔

[bitter iris]

LinkedIn summarized

[hybrid bay]

@bitter iris will matcha know ellie

[bitter iris]

Nah

[boreal niche]

Sorry I just know u because we’re both in the political scene in our state lol

[bitter iris]

Ellie would smoke

Matcha

Two different ppl

[iron canyon]

CRAZZZYYYYYY

[bitter iris]

One is more humble

[stuck badger]

one of my state delegate's does similar ec's to me tbh i wish i applied

[quasi kayak]

i am not relevant at all

like what

[stuck badger]

i could get that 10k bag

[iron canyon]

i’m not bragging💀

[stuck badger]

how was washington week

[bitter iris]

Yess

[boreal niche]

I don’t believe that

[bitter iris]

You are important ❤️

[iron canyon]

agreed even ik who he is and i’m not from ur state

[stuck badger]

wait hawk did u get in anywhere

[quasi kayak]

i am literally proof that nothing but a funny admission video gets u into this program

[stuck badger]

so far

[bitter iris]

Nah

cc rn

[hybrid bay]

@bitter iris chill on matcha i like her

[quasi kayak]

so many ppl here have big ticket offices and i’m just a girl

[stuck badger]

bro💀 wb ur state schools

[boreal niche]

mine was way too serious I think lol

[bitter iris]

WL

[quasi kayak]

tbf i think they pity chose me

[bitter iris]

Oooh I’m telling Ellie

[quasi kayak]

my codel is so much more lovely and accomplished than i

[bitter iris]

🧢

Bru u cracked

[iron canyon]

@boreal niche didn’t u meet her bf two weeks ago

[bitter iris]

What’s a codel

[quasi kayak]

what

[boreal niche]

Yeah we’re besties now

[stuck badger]

how many rd schools are you waiting on

[bitter iris]

Stern ivy duke

Limited options :/

[stuck badger]

no targets??

[bitter iris]

Nah

[stuck badger]

😭

[bitter iris]

T15 or bust

Wait

I do have targets

Targets as in target schools@for finance

[iron canyon]

thanks queen

[quasi kayak]

groan

[hybrid bay]

wait id neil dating annika

[stuck badger]

no like target schools that are easier to get into

[iron canyon]

boi

[quasi kayak]

literally not but okay!

[bitter iris]

Stoppp that’s hsda gossip and can’t be done w/o @winged lion 🙄🙄

[bitter iris]

Oh

Yeah no

[iron canyon]

literally no one is gossiping about that besides you

[bitter iris]

Like I had a few in mind but I’d rather go in state

My parents would never pay for targets

Idek any targets either

It’s only t10 or state schools

[bitter iris]

Not talking to you !

[iron canyon]

LMAO

[stuck badger]

northeastern was my target lmao

[bitter iris]

Congrats on getting in btw

Yea those schools id never go

[iron canyon]

i got in too!!!

[stuck badger]

im joking😭

[iron canyon]

congrats queen

[native hatch]

stop trolling

[bitter iris]

Isnt neu London a target?

Or some of their other satellite campuses

[stuck badger]

i dont know i got into boston

i'm sure they are slightly easier to get into

[bitter iris]

Oh wtf nice

[iron canyon]

SLAYYYYY

ok so u ATE

[bitter iris]

That’s a reach

[stuck badger]

YAY

did you get into boston?

[bitter iris]

Why r all the poli sci kids in chat

What happened to America

She always yaps here

[stuck badger]

bro got banned💀

[native hatch]

i’m not polisci dw

[bitter iris]

HOWW

[iron canyon]

i joined here TODAY

[hybrid bay]

SHE GOT BANNED LOL

[bitter iris]

they did her dirty bro

[iron canyon]

what r u talking about

[bitter iris]

@weak delta

[bitter iris]

Omg no one is talking to you

Jus stop chiming in

[iron canyon]

bro no i got into the study abroad thing

[hybrid bay]

CHILLL

[quasi kayak]

girl shut the flip up

[native hatch]

anyway i’m a columbia student feel free to ping me if you have questions

[native hatch]

^ current columbia student

[bitter iris]

Did you get research at CIUMC?

[native hatch]

i’m not in medicine

i am doing research though

[bitter iris]

Oh nice

[iron canyon]

ik a ton of ppl that did tho bc we live in the area so lmk if u want their @ on insta

[potent meteor]

how many freshmen get singles?

[native hatch]

like 70%

i’m in a single rn

[potent meteor]

do u know anything about greek life on campus?

[native hatch]

it’s alright most people just go to parties but don’t necessarily rush

there is greek life tho

vaguely

yes

[iron canyon]

slay

[iron canyon]

how’s the core treating u?

is it difficult to manage

[native hatch]

uhhh it’s kinda intense with my courseload but i did this to myself

[iron canyon]

along w ur coursework for ur major

[native hatch]

i recommend like single majoring

[iron canyon]

eek that’s my biggest concern tbh

[native hatch]

core is essentially another major

in terms of coursework

[hybrid bay]

im gonna rudh

rush

[iron canyon]

i am too i think

[native hatch]

for me i’m essentially going to see where the wind blows in terms of majoring since i’m in the research spheres i want to be in

[iron canyon]

how is seeking out research opportunities??

is it saturated bc there’s so many people

[native hatch]

not awful it’s pretty easy to get research here and at other institutions

it depends on your field tho

[stuck badger]

bro i deleted my insta 😭

[native hatch]

i’m interested in theoretical astrophysics

it’s hard to crack into theory your first year

[iron canyon]

AHH

[potent meteor]

how bad is the toxic stress culture? i feel like everyone says it's really bad but everybody looks so happy on the outside

[iron canyon]

yes omg that’s another concern

[native hatch]

rn i’m doing computational cosmology and theoretical/computational stellar physics in terms of research

[native hatch]

stress culture is awful here

[iron canyon]

holy shit

[stuck badger]

LMAO i love nu-in. are you considering??

[native hatch]

even my therapist says so

[iron canyon]

i don’t think so

[potent meteor]

DOH

[native hatch]

it’s just the city life + intense workload

[potent meteor]

i literally crack under stress so easily

ruh roh

[native hatch]

things go so fast and are overwhelming at times

but you’ll be fine

for context im from a pretty low income area in a town of 5000 and now i’m here haha so there’s def an adjustment but it’s very doable

[potent meteor]

• do u have time to go downtown or do most people stay near campus

[native hatch]

i go downtown often

[rough bear]

I want linkedin clout

[native hatch]

not every weekend but i know people who do every weekend

or even on week days tbh

people are always out doing smth

[stuck badger]

lol part of me wants to flaunt the school i'm committed to im ngl

[potent meteor]

where?

[stuck badger]

nowhere yet

LMAO

[potent meteor]

LOL

I SUPPORT U!

[iron canyon]

is NEU ur top

[stuck badger]

no😭

[potent meteor]

thank u @native hatch i appreciate the answers a lot🙏

[stuck badger]

i really want to get into cornell

[iron canyon]

omg u got this

[stuck badger]

cornell on my linkedin would look sexy fs

[potent meteor]

cornell wants u!

[iron canyon]

my interview was so weird

[potent meteor]

DEF

[stuck badger]

my interviewer def read off of a script or smth

it was so awkward. glad it was non evaluative

[iron canyon]

it felt so inauthentic

yeah

[rough bear]

my linkdin is fire now

[runic tartan]

michelle i will literally manifest that you get into cornell

[iron canyon]

bless up harvard and yale interviewers

[runic tartan]

my manifestation works

trust

[potent meteor]

CORNELL WANTSSS UUU

[iron canyon]

YES

[stuck badger]

i will manifest you get into dartmouth

[iron canyon]

CORNELL NEEDS U

[runic tartan]

@potent meteor can confirm

[iron canyon]

omg u wanna go to dart

[potent meteor]

yah

[stuck badger]

LMAO we shall see on the 28th

[runic tartan]

DART MY BELOVEDDDD

[iron canyon]

i go to campus all the time

[runic tartan]

davis and dartmouth are my

top schools

[iron canyon]

and have a lot of friends that got in/go

[stuck badger]

its in the middle of nowhere

new hampshire

[runic tartan]

i love nowhere

[iron canyon]

yeah i know

[stuck badger]

wait you live near it

[iron canyon]

i’m in the northeast lol

[potent meteor]

nowhere

[stuck badger]

oh

[iron canyon]

one of my bffs goes there

i was on campus a month ago at a frat

it’s super cute

[runic tartan]

do you have pics

[iron canyon]

yas that’s how ik northeastern ppl too

[iron canyon]

yes actually a good number

do u want me to send u them?

[stuck badger]

columbia thread turned into a dartmouth simping thread 😂

[iron canyon]

lollll i don’t wanna go there

like at all

[runic tartan]

please send in https://discord.com/channels/786557653924708373/1135692152123441182

[stuck badger]

hows neu's campus

[iron canyon]

i don’t really like it

[iron canyon]

lowkey it’s like

okay

[runic tartan]

once davis comes out

[iron canyon]

but it’s not anytning special

[runic tartan]

im gonna go back to dart

dart dart dart

[iron canyon]

boston colleges campus is def the prettiest in the area!!! BU and NEU don’t really have a CAMPUS

i’m only saying this bc i got in but💀💀

[native hatch]

oh btw. before you commit to a college, i would educate yourself on what’s going on on campus

in terms of issues and whatnot

look at what admin is like and don’t blow off campus culture/anything you think might be impactful to your experience

[iron canyon]

keggy

[native hatch]

well being over prestige

[iron canyon]

that’s so smart ty

[oblique island]

same

bye i would actually die

[iron canyon]

no it’s like really nice

i just don’t like the location

[oblique island]

i hate everything abt it

[iron canyon]

and the quarter system just isn’t for me

[oblique island]

the vibes are not giving

[iron canyon]

lol the parties r fun is all i can say

[oblique island]

lmfao

yea i bet

[iron canyon]

and it’s kinda the epitome of a college town

[oblique island]

idk i’m not big on frat culture

[iron canyon]

reallt picturesque

oops i am

[oblique island]

and living in the woods is😭

i think partying is good

like

i’m not a caltech stan😭

but idk

[native hatch]

i have friends at both dartmouth and caltech

[oblique island]

lmfao

i’m a d1 caltech hater

[iron canyon]

my friends at dart all LOVE IT

[native hatch]

my friends at dartmouth aren’t largely involved in frat culture

but they like it

[iron canyon]

even if ur not into parties u can still have fun

bc there’s a lot of nature

[oblique island]

icic

[iron canyon]

and the school will plan community based events and things to do

[native hatch]

yeah like imo columbia is the opposite of dartmouth vibe wise

[oblique island]

yeah idk i only applied cuz prestige💀

[iron canyon]

where?

[oblique island]

to dartmouth

[native hatch]

that’s crazy

[iron canyon]

interesting..

[oblique island]

nah caltech lowkey an L

[native hatch]

(i am barely making it thru at columbia i would not have survived caltech even tho it was my #1)

[oblique island]

im a hater

lmaooo

no yeah

also i’ve heard so many bad thtings

about the culture

[native hatch]

my friend has 6-12 hour midterms

[oblique island]

and how toxic it is

[white hazel]

I hate physics

[oblique island]

and yeah😭

it’s too small

[native hatch]

work culture there is so fucking hard

yeah

[oblique island]

fr

isn’t everyone there only doing school

cuz they can’t balance outside stuff

[bitter iris]

what ab at columbia

yeah

[native hatch]

columbia is already small i cannot lie

[oblique island]

like internships

oh

[native hatch]

i see a ton of people i know on campus all the time

[oblique island]

yea what are ur thoughts on columbia

i got in

but idrk abt the vibes

is there a co28 server

[native hatch]

idk

[oblique island]

it feels like there’s a campus tho right

[native hatch]

@quasi kayak

[oblique island]

unlike nyu?

[native hatch]

yes there is a campus lol

[oblique island]

okok

[native hatch]

we have a pretty decent campus

[oblique island]

that’s nice

[native hatch]

and we’re bordered by ~5 parks

[oblique island]

oh yeah

how’s the food

😭

[native hatch]

food is generally very good too

[iron canyon]

YEAH

OMG

[oblique island]

oh fr

bro

[native hatch]

we have like 7 dining halls here

[oblique island]

this is making me covinced

[native hatch]

and then 4 at barnard

[oblique island]

BRIOO

[iron canyon]

i love barnard

[oblique island]

dubs

wb core curriculum

[native hatch]

columbia and barnard have a dining exchange so u can go to either

[oblique island]

😭

ngl

[native hatch]

core isn’t terrible

depends on ur major what ur workload will be

[oblique island]

YAY

more food

oh ok

i applied linguistics

[native hatch]

core is like 33% of your coursework tho

[runic tartan]

there's no core at barnard right

[native hatch]

i have no clue

[native hatch]

for columbia college

seas is like 10%

[potent meteor]

what is the intergration?

[iron canyon]

they only have gen ed requirements

[native hatch]

wdym integration

[potent meteor]

like

how many barnard people r in ur classes

[native hatch]

oh quite a few

even in the upper div math classes i’m in

i take classes with gs, seas, barnard, cc, and even like GSAS lol

[potent meteor]

hmmmm

[native hatch]

core is gonna be more cc tho

another thing i don’t recommend doing

don’t take GU classes ur first year

awful awful idea

especially if you’re still adjusting

[potent meteor]

r all dorms like right on campus? i know barnard has some dorms pretty far away

[native hatch]

Yes

all first year dorms are on campus

[potent meteor]

niceeee

[native hatch]

very centralized

even most upperclassman dorms

[iron canyon]

i’m lowkey getting excited

[potent meteor]

wait that's grea

im so excited like actually so excited

[iron canyon]

idek where to pick now

[native hatch]

my 2 top picks for next yr are right next to my currrn dorm lol

[runic tartan]

whats GU

[iron canyon]

ur making my choices a lot harder 💀💀

[runic tartan]

lowk realized idk much abt columbia

[native hatch]

UN - undergrad only
GU - grad/undergrad mix
GR - grad only

[iron canyon]

me neither i applied as a joke

[potent meteor]

columbia was my dream for like over a year so this all feels kind of crazy

[iron canyon]

did u ed??

[potent meteor]

we dont talk abt i

i fucked up my ed app

[iron canyon]

hey u got in

so ur chilling

[potent meteor]

yeppie

https://tenor.com/view/dogdiesamengodbless-gif-23866738

me and this dog twinnig

twinning

[bitter iris]

"no one is laughing"

[native hatch]

also pls pls pls do your own research into campus culture before you commit

look through spectator articles