Columbia University (2023-2024)

[winged lion]

fr? oh…

[white hazel]

Wdym oh

I like his charity

[hybrid bay]

do it

[white hazel]

He seemed cool

Add me lmao

[winged lion]

120k is crazy

[white hazel]

@hybrid bay oh here’s two cool people

Boys nation goats

David Daniel

Andrew don’t

Dong

[hybrid bay]

DAVID from KY

ik him

[white hazel]

Yes

He was our prezzy

[white hazel]

Do yall coke scholars just have a gc or somethin

[hybrid bay]

yes

[white hazel]

Cameron finalist

[hollow garden]

i am inching closer to kms

[hybrid bay]

our very own ellie was a cameron finalist

[white hazel]

Full ride rotc to Harvard my goat

[bitter iris]

cracked kids only, ~~your not included ~~ /j

[hollow garden]

get me into an ivy so i can flex that i did half the shit but got the same fruit

[hybrid bay]

me rn

[white hazel]

Hopefully the army will pay for law school in exchange for jag service

[hollow garden]

honey ur a coke scholar bsfr

[white hazel]

Or navy

[hybrid bay]

ummm

they do that?

wait they def do

[bitter iris]

iowa?

he seems like a refined hsxd

[white hazel]

Yeah I serve as a judge advocate for some time

[hybrid bay]

@bitter iris knows i did half the shit they did

[white hazel]

You

[hybrid bay]

have u watched the good wife

[white hazel]

Have

Not

Met

Andrew

[bitter iris]

our very own is crazyyy

[hollow garden]

i'm glad to say i know 3 coke scholars now

[white hazel]

@hybrid bay has David shown you the KY love yet

[hollow garden]

and 2 regeneron 40s

[winged lion]

this discord is CRAZY

[hollow garden]

i'm built different in terms of connections

[winged lion]

i sometimes forget that

[hybrid bay]

no but im sure he will when i meet him in april

[hollow garden]

no i mean 2 of them are my friends

irl

[winged lion]

oh

[hybrid bay]

what is the KY love exactly

[winged lion]

still tho 😭

[hollow garden]

fr

[white hazel]

Ky loooovvvveeee

You gotta find out

[bitter iris]

ITS TRUE

wait who

andrew dong?

[hollow garden]

can i marry one of y'all in the future to get into a cycle of generational wealth

[winged lion]

i do not have that unforch

[hybrid bay]

sure

did i tell u

[hollow garden]

ok bet bestie this is legally binding

[hybrid bay]

rishab jain is dating

another coke scholar

[bitter iris]

hsxd did elk acc come out

[winged lion]

yes

[white hazel]

The Cameron winner from my school did a really cool like 5 year project with best buddies

[bitter iris]

no wayy

[hybrid bay]

yeah u gotta start early

[hybrid bay]

i heard

[hollow garden]

whos the coke scholar

[hybrid bay]

if i started in 9th grade i'd be chilling

[winged lion]

i started in eighth but didn’t apply to Cameron 💔

[hollow garden]

not rishab but ik another coke scholar now in college

[white hazel]

I search up this guys instagram and 7 sweats ik follow him

Damn

[hybrid bay]

i found out abt cameron and it was full

[bitter iris]

there is this one crazy cameron winner this year whos poli sci

[hollow garden]

i learned abt cameron but was too lazy to apply 🔥

[hybrid bay]

hsxd r u gonna sell out to corporate law

[white hazel]

The Maryland girl?

That’s going to harvard

[winged lion]

i don’t know how to build a book of business 💯

[bitter iris]

nah kash r

from chicago

yoon prob knows him

insanely cracked

[hybrid bay]

yoon knows every cracked person in IL

[hollow garden]

💀

[bitter iris]

yea hes in IL

[winged lion]

ur being silenced

[bitter iris]

feeder school

[hollow garden]

no i silenced myself

[winged lion]

Stevenson?

[hybrid bay]

im so hyped to meet Yoon

and m&m and victoria

[winged lion]

sneak me into ur suitcase

[hybrid bay]

i got u

[hollow garden]

ur gonna need to book another carryon bag bcs no way ur leaving me behind

[white hazel]

I found her Instagram through association of coke scholars following her 😭

[hollow garden]

take me to atlanta 🤩

[hybrid bay]

u can squeeze in

[white hazel]

Ngl coming into this circle through nation has fucked with my self esteem

[bitter iris]

yes

[white hazel]

Cuz these people are way more cracked than me

[bitter iris]

like 12 coke semi

[hollow garden]

thanks bestie omw rn /j

[white hazel]

No

[bitter iris]

lol

[bitter iris]

always gonna be more ppl cracked then u but boys nation is up there

[hybrid bay]

robertson?

or morehead?

is there any creativity in polisci

[white hazel]

Oh i heard about him from ussyp

Kids

[bitter iris]

no way

[hybrid bay]

its all the same programs from my POV

[bitter iris]

what state

is he

[bitter iris]

not rlly

[hybrid bay]

he prob got morehead

[bitter iris]

everyone does the same thing

[white hazel]

Real

[devout mirage]

who??

[winged lion]

innovation scholar

[hybrid bay]

ah

like gchomp

[white hazel]

Kshiraj

[hybrid bay]

so... what is he innovating as a polisci kid

[devout mirage]

did he like get morehead cain or what

[white hazel]

I dunno

[hybrid bay]

nah innovation

its one of UNC's scholarships

no extra app

[white hazel]

Kirk is there a coke scholar alumni network

[hybrid bay]

gchomp got it cuz he invented and patented some medical thing

[hybrid bay]

Yea

its like. a little linkedin?

i think

[white hazel]

Bro gets coke advantage for life

Crazy

[hybrid bay]

im gonna write a huge reddit post on exactly what i did

gonna help these juniors out

[bitter iris]

network goes crazy

[bitter iris]

credit me 😊

[hybrid bay]

yeah i got u

[bitter iris]

hes gonna take his kids to coke musuem every year

for vacation

[white hazel]

Hawk a Professional coke scholars coach 😭

[hybrid bay]

hawk scouted me out

[bitter iris]

i didnt even get semi man

[winged lion]

coaches don’t play 🤷‍♂️

[bitter iris]

true

[hollow garden]

y'all this is random but is engineering to law school a real pathway

[bitter iris]

im retired

[hybrid bay]

hawk found me when i knew nothing

lowk he convinced me to apply to coke

[winged lion]

yes ngl

[white hazel]

Patent law

Patent

[hollow garden]

fascinating

[hybrid bay]

any undergrad to law school is a real pathway

[bitter iris]

shoulda done ge too 🙄 thats my bad

[winged lion]

music to law is surprisingly strong 💀

[white hazel]

Shhhh

[hybrid bay]

yeah i wish u told me abt that too

[white hazel]

No mention

[hybrid bay]

its ok

[bitter iris]

ye dont matter what u major for ug

[white hazel]

Of that scholarship here

[hybrid bay]

im 1/2 on scholarships rn

[winged lion]

boosting

[white hazel]

Ge- fraudgan

[winged lion]

I’m 1/4 😭

[hybrid bay]

i didnt get jefferson

[white hazel]

Me and my national merit scholarship is all I need 😁

[hybrid bay]

OH WAIT

[winged lion]

Oh i forgor

[white hazel]

Ik a British man from west Texas that’s a Jefferson scholar

[hybrid bay]

hsxd and i r gonna get us prez scholars

(in my dreams)

[winged lion]

yeah remove me from that

[hybrid bay]

wait u might tho

ur in SC

im in sweaty texas

[white hazel]

Damnit why can’t I be in Oklahoma where the cut off is 1540

[winged lion]

nah ik who the male sc scholar will be

[white hazel]

Wait is it one m:f per state

[winged lion]

yes

[hybrid bay]

pretty sure

[winged lion]

and some members at large

my only hope

[hollow garden]

🥲

[white hazel]

Same

[winged lion]

robbed

[white hazel]

I should have tried for young at arts jazz

Tbh

[hollow garden]

omg fr

[winged lion]

youngarts is crazy

[hollow garden]

saxophone go brr

[hybrid bay]

wait i forgot

[winged lion]

piano is too competitive

[hybrid bay]

u all r musically talented

[hollow garden]

nah not rlly

[white hazel]

They should have had a rock and roll category

For me

[hollow garden]

i just like vibing

[winged lion]

my friend is a genius at Mozart and got it and I’m nothing next to her

[hybrid bay]

my only special talent is handling venomous snakes

[white hazel]

@hybrid bay I’ll be touring in Texas this summer

[hollow garden]

i need to learn scales in piano bro

[hybrid bay]

why

[hollow garden]

i've been relying on fucking synthesia tutorials 😭

[white hazel]

With my band

[winged lion]

nah that took me back 😭

[bitter iris]

bro has a band tf

[hybrid bay]

wdym a band

[white hazel]

A rock and roll band

[hybrid bay]

oh nah

[winged lion]

the policy punks

[hybrid bay]

u selling tickets

[hybrid bay]

LOL

[white hazel]

I make bands with my band

[white hazel]

Free entry the venues pay us

Lmao

[hybrid bay]

wait sid where did u early

[hybrid bay]

where r u touring

[white hazel]

Penn 😭

Deferred

[hybrid bay]

SAME

[bitter iris]

💀

[winged lion]

colleges were brutal early 😭

[bitter iris]

huntsman?

[white hazel]

Prog rock

[dense fable]

MIT deferred me bc they wanted to show their friends my app

[white hazel]

Rejected huntsman

[winged lion]

ayee

[white hazel]

Deferred Wharton

[hybrid bay]

arent u policy

howd u do business

[hollow garden]

guys i just need one more school pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[hybrid bay]

didnt u get UIUC

[white hazel]

Yeah that’s why I tried huntsman

[hollow garden]

similar enough 💀

[hollow garden]

yeah but its in the cornfields 😭

[winged lion]

me w Econ and finance

[potent meteor]

i got deferred northeastern...

[hybrid bay]

im glad i rememebred that

[hollow garden]

may be 4 for my major but its in the cornfields 😭

[hybrid bay]

ummmm

[winged lion]

dk the difference

[hybrid bay]

lowk same

[hybrid bay]

ah

[white hazel]

UPenn’s an opp

[hollow garden]

abt the cornfields?

[bitter iris]

ull be a finance sellout all good

[white hazel]

Reject me for huntsman

Then like 20 days later

Give me a huntsman interview

[hybrid bay]

no abt the difference thing

[white hazel]

No need to beat me down

[mental garnet]

you're*

[hollow garden]

oh

[bitter iris]

imagine if ellie ed we wouldnt have seen how cracked she was

[hollow garden]

oh yeah 💀

[hybrid bay]

yeah LOL

hsxd r u val

[bitter iris]

he is not

unforch

[winged lion]

not getting in early was a blessing in disguise 😄

[winged lion]

sal

[hollow garden]

like i got uiuc but can i just get another school which is preferrably actually known to people

[bitter iris]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[winged lion]

womp womp

[hollow garden]

like half the people i've met dont know what uiuc is

[mental garnet]

there are a bunch of rich people here

[hybrid bay]

me w penn

[white hazel]

My school punished me for taking high school classes in middle school by making them weighted regular when they were advertised as honors so I’m not top 10 😁

[mental garnet]

too bad so sad

[winged lion]

REAL

[hollow garden]

i mean im in a super competitive area so people couldn't mistake upenn

but

no one knows uiuc 😭

[mental garnet]

Uiuc is very famous in India if that counts?

[hollow garden]

even a couple of cs majors 😭

[hybrid bay]

im kidding my areas very competitive

like holy shit

[white hazel]

Heritage and us got beef in admissions

Throwing hands

[hollow garden]

cuz it takes a ton of internationals and gives them a chance at life in the us, for the "small" cost of 70k per year

[dense fable]

getting my shirt

[mental garnet]

TGHGFWIJXKWKS THAT'S SO COOOOOOLLL

[hybrid bay]

LETS GO

[winged lion]

early April is crazy 😭

[white hazel]

My goat got Columbia merch

[winged lion]

they had a priority size deadline like 💀

[hybrid bay]

i love how everyone here is so doxxable except for theyoungnerd and ellie

[mental garnet]

true

[hybrid bay]

how big r u

[mental garnet]

are they not doxxable

[hybrid bay]

ur school

[hybrid bay]

nope

[white hazel]

I’m 27 😔

[mental garnet]

challenge accepted

[white hazel]

Eh what’s the worst that can happen

They find me

[hybrid bay]

nothing

its not an issue

[winged lion]

yeah idrc

[hybrid bay]

bro it takes like 5 min to figure out who i am

[hollow garden]

😭 wdym big 😭😭😭

my sense of humor is not humoring

[hybrid bay]

IDK i meant how big is ur town

[hollow garden]

ive got a bio test tmrw

[hollow garden]

oH

[hybrid bay]

i didnt finish the sentence

[mental garnet]

it takes 2 seconds to figure out who i am

[bitter iris]

boys nation rep slayyy

[hollow garden]

pretty small but it has a giant school

[winged lion]

YouTube in bio 😭

[mental garnet]

just check my discord connections

[mental garnet]

YEAHHH

[white hazel]

I’m glad to advertise the program

[mental garnet]

🤡

[hybrid bay]

LOL

[white hazel]

We should have a discord jam you on the keys me on guitar

[winged lion]

do u post on there

[mental garnet]

should I protect my privacy online

[mental garnet]

very occasionally

[winged lion]

booringgggg

[mental garnet]

Used to do a lot before but senior year is kicking my ass

[mental garnet]

Im in

[bitter iris]

doing good for the underclassmen here

[mental garnet]

true

[hollow garden]

1k per class

[bitter iris]

kvd doing trombone

[hybrid bay]

nahh

[oblique island]

hehe thank u

[mental garnet]

people from a2c randomly DM me that my keyboard is good

kinda weird but meh i get views

[white hazel]

We can do 21st century schizoid man

[mental garnet]

i put my YouTube channel as an ec with 5k total views😭

[winged lion]

meanwhile my piano supp has 4 views.

[mental garnet]

AYYYYYYYY THAT'S GOOD THO BECAUSE IT'S VIEWS FROM AO'S

[winged lion]

black midi’s cover will unfortunately end urs

[white hazel]

Are you a black midi fan.

May your soul

Find salvation

[winged lion]

🥺

[mental garnet]

💀

[white hazel]

I’m truly sorry

[winged lion]

it’s truly tough, Ty for ur support

[mental garnet]

hsxd cmon add Columbia'28 to your nickname

[winged lion]

anything can happen!

[bitter iris]

hes humble

[dense fable]

idk I added columbia '28 bc "deferred MIT :(" seemed too complainy when I got a likely lmao

[hybrid bay]

so ur getting in next week anyways

[dense fable]

hope so

🤞

[winged lion]

i forgot mit comes out so early

gl!!!

[digital hedge]

It’s less then 7 days

[bitter iris]

r u cs young nerd

[dense fable]

I get my caltech decision saturday

[hybrid bay]

i withdrew soo

[dense fable]

yes

[bitter iris]

damn

[dense fable]

?

[hollow garden]

same bestie

[bitter iris]

would u go caltech over columbia

[winged lion]

I’m allergic to tech schools

[dense fable]

no I don't think so

[bitter iris]

i meant i didnt know caltech coming out so soon

[hollow garden]

in the middle of a tournament 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[dense fable]

Idk I can't decide lmao

[bitter iris]

id go mit

but clatech cs location

[oblique island]

i wouldn’t

[bitter iris]

not bad

[dense fable]

Oh, MIT is my #1 lmao

[hollow garden]

bro asked caltech vs columbia

picked mit

💀

[bitter iris]

oh shit

[dense fable]

MIT has been my #1 since I was 10

[bitter iris]

lmao

[hybrid bay]

same w penn for me

[dense fable]

But Caltech? Idk Caltech is in California and I live on the east coast I would probably just go to Columbia atp

[winged lion]

i switched from Duke to yale randomly

[bitter iris]

columbia where its at

[white hazel]

My mom said people at her work Columbia is a “lower Ivy” bc it’s “woke” 😭

[hollow garden]

i've just lost hope atp i just want one school please

[bitter iris]

best location amongst any school in the country

arguably stanford

[hollow garden]

one school besides uiuc

just one

[dense fable]

I can't even afford the plane ticket to get to caltech LMAO

[winged lion]

that’s fr the only reason why i got in

[oblique island]

fr

same

i’m woke af

[dense fable]

mine was a clerical error, it was supposed to go to @hybrid bay

[spark hatch]

How to be woke

[hybrid bay]

ill buy u a plane ticket to caltech if u get in and go

[white hazel]

Tbh after reading about the stuff they did to protestors and the surveillance thing it’s kinda rough would still go‼️

[winged lion]

admin seems atrocious

[hybrid bay]

but u shud j go to columbia over caltech

[bitter iris]

yeah

so u can be with kirk

cus hes getting columbia

[dense fable]

my goal is if I don't end up getting into MIT is to go wherever Kirk goes

[bitter iris]

exactly

[oblique island]

i’m a d1 caltech opp

[winged lion]

guys let’s all go to the same exact school 🤷‍♂️

[dense fable]

lmao

[oblique island]

fax

[white hazel]

I need to learn how to survive cold weather if I go to an ivy

Im cooked

[bitter iris]

caltech it is!

[winged lion]

I’ve never seen snow

[hollow garden]

the amount of people in this server who dont talk scare me

[bitter iris]

u get used to it

[dense fable]

Living in NYC tho is kinda wild seems xpensive

[hollow garden]

why is this server so big

[hybrid bay]

REAL we can scale ur business to $10M freshman yr of college

[dense fable]

FR

[white hazel]

So real

[winged lion]

I’m pulling out

[bitter iris]

yea

but ur dorming ig

[white hazel]

Anything below 60 is freezing

[dense fable]

My business is going to have to give me a 100% cash donation lmao

[hollow garden]

ugh can i actually go somewhere in california

[bitter iris]

bro is cooked

its not even 60 consistently rn

its like low 50s

[winged lion]

that’s when u pull out the parka

[white hazel]

I sunbathe on my roof dawg

In 90 degree westher

[hollow garden]

cancer

[hybrid bay]

hsxd and theyoungnerd

[white hazel]

I don’t mess with da cold

[hybrid bay]

duke or columbia

[white hazel]

I use 70 spf

[dense fable]

columbia

[white hazel]

Safety

[hollow garden]

good

[winged lion]

columbia

[spark hatch]

Dook

[dense fable]

I'd def go to Columbia over Duke

[hollow garden]

columbia <3

[winged lion]

just to be different from the rest of my school

[bitter iris]

reminds me of elizabeth d who got coke cus shes from alaska and eskimos

[hollow garden]

can y'all phone ur admissions officer and ask them why they forgot to email me

[white hazel]

That’s a hard choice

[winged lion]

but if Duke seduces me w BN scholars…

[white hazel]

Love basketball and love cities

[hybrid bay]

BRO THE ALAKSA SCHOLARS THIS YR R SO CRACKED

[bitter iris]

columbia

[bitter iris]

bro fr

yeahh

[spark hatch]

She’s from alaska?

[bitter iris]

i didnt wanna completley dox

yeah

alska cooked

they had like 2-3 coke

[dense fable]

also Columbia is ranked like 14th for CS or sum and Duke is ranked like 21st

[bitter iris]

rankigns dont rlly matter

too too much for cs

its marginal

id do columbia

[dense fable]

i suppose

[bitter iris]

cus i love nyc

[white hazel]

Coke scholars are nerds

[bitter iris]

except kirk

[white hazel]

On sight

[hollow garden]

ok this is random but how does it actually feel tonight knowing u got a likely

[white hazel]

Biggest one of them all

[dense fable]

idk I feel the same

[hollow garden]

like ik ur hearing everyone say "woah" but how do you feel

[dense fable]

I am less stressed than yesterday bc I was having a breakdown about how I've got nothing unitl now

[hybrid bay]

fr

[winged lion]

same i got over it so fast unfortunately

[hybrid bay]

im j getting over it now

idk how that happened

[bitter iris]

thats gonna be everyone on ivy day

u open it

and then

[winged lion]

i mean that’s hype af

[bitter iris]

u go back to a2c

[white hazel]

@winged lion do you know Aidan d

[winged lion]

YEAH

[spark hatch]

Is coke scholarship a full ride?

[winged lion]

unc wronged him

[hybrid bay]

i wish

[dense fable]

$20k

[white hazel]

Frrr

[spark hatch]

Ah

[white hazel]

In state boys nation goat

[bitter iris]

was he the other rep for FL

[winged lion]

he works so hard, he’s always saying he’s at this rally or working at his party’s office 😭

hustler fr

[spark hatch]

Is presidential full ride then?

[hybrid bay]

$0

[bitter iris]

No?

[dense fable]

Presidential is no cash prize

[bitter iris]

its just prestige

and honor

[hybrid bay]

only full ride is cameron

[spark hatch]

Whatzz

[winged lion]

presidential is poo

[white hazel]

No

[bitter iris]

from US govt

[hybrid bay]

and coolidge

[white hazel]

He’s South Carolina

[spark hatch]

Lol ok

[bitter iris]

yeah

oh

i see

[spark hatch]

I thought they are full rides

[bitter iris]

nah

[hybrid bay]

i'm gonna fund a scholarship in 15 years

[bitter iris]

cameron + coolidge

[dense fable]

Jack Kente Cooke will cover the entirety of tuition AFTER all other aid

[hybrid bay]

full-ride merit to anywhere

[winged lion]

medallion tho 🤤🤤🤤

[spark hatch]

Dang ok

[hybrid bay]

if i had to choose duke or columbia it'd be hard asf

[white hazel]

I need apia scholars

Please

Give me a win

[bitter iris]

duke is like peak academics + life

id go columbia

[dense fable]

Idk, I think the advantage of having a Columbia diploma outweighs having a Duke diploma

[bitter iris]

still

[white hazel]

I want to see Jared McCain

[spark hatch]

Duke sounds great honestly

[hybrid bay]

i'd spend like $100k a year at columbia but i love the city. but i also love duke's lifestyle yk

[hybrid bay]

id rather not

[spark hatch]

You get to watch duke mbb too

[winged lion]

Duke seems so fun

[hybrid bay]

i'll see cooper

[bitter iris]

cooper flagg

[dense fable]

DUKE BASKETBALL THO IS WILD

[bitter iris]

and the new 7'2 mf they signed

he from africa

[white hazel]

He gotta prove himself

[winged lion]

the tents to get in 😭

[bitter iris]

thats why dylan harper>

[hybrid bay]

k-ville

[dense fable]

LMAOO fr

Coach K my goat

[hybrid bay]

bro i think i'd spend like $110k a year if i went to columbia

[winged lion]

<150k is free tuition

[white hazel]

I gotta finance my lil bros med school if I go out of state 🥶

Need to get that bag

[dense fable]

Lol

Damn wtf

[winged lion]

my sister will have to fend for herself 💯

[bitter iris]

i might do it to meet my future classmates

[spark hatch]

Make connections

[bitter iris]

ofc

bro escaped uva

[white hazel]

Are you serious

Damn

[bitter iris]

arent u like rural rural va

or smth

[dense fable]

yeah

[bitter iris]

damn

[dense fable]

I have been to TN actually

but thats abt it

[hybrid bay]

bro he was so down after getting waitlisted from VT... he deserves the likely so much

[dense fable]

smh idk how I got waitlisted from VT

[winged lion]

WHATTT

[bitter iris]

yield protect

[dense fable]

I got accepted by UVA like a month before and then VT waitlists me LMAOOOO

[winged lion]

Genuinely

[spark hatch]

Tf is vt doing

[dense fable]

Dunno

[bitter iris]

they dotn see the vision

[dense fable]

❤️

[bitter iris]

i feel like everyone here would like to meet kirk

he has no opps

[winged lion]

this is like when Olivia Zhang got rejected by Yale 😖

[bitter iris]

except for maybe michelleobama

[hollow garden]

the realest case of yield protection

[bitter iris]

and columbia

[hybrid bay]

NOT MY ONLY OPP

[winged lion]

wait…

[hybrid bay]

is this mrs cancer kids first

[bitter iris]

true kvd jealous of you secretly

[bitter iris]

yea

[winged lion]

yes

[bitter iris]

the girl kvd glazes

[white hazel]

Who’s Olivia zhang

[dense fable]

^

[bitter iris]

you didnt see her tt

[winged lion]

that name needs work I’m sorry

that’s prob so rude 😭😭

[white hazel]

Nah

[bitter iris]

shes officialyl a ifnance sellout

[bitter iris]

this was her most prominent activity

[white hazel]

If you willingly work for McKinsey you have a problem

[bitter iris]

and she got into 6/8 ivies

[winged lion]

she makes harvard seem fun tho

[dense fable]

oh yeah @hollow garden the moment I GOT the letter? I almost hit the ground from passing out

[spark hatch]

Crazy

[bitter iris]

i mean avg ivy league grad

she alr sold out

[hybrid bay]

imma see hsxd and the young nerd at columbia admitted students weekend fr

[bitter iris]

she got into this rlly hard harv consulting club

[hybrid bay]

maybe

prob not

[winged lion]

does Stanford admitted student weekend conflict ?

[bitter iris]

[dense fable]

I won't be there unfort I will be at FBLA State Leadership Conference

[bitter iris]

you too nice

[hybrid bay]

i cant go

coke weekend

[white hazel]

@hybrid bay dawg we gonna have to do the whole application process again for Penn clubs

😭

[hybrid bay]

is same as stanford

[hybrid bay]

OH NAH

[winged lion]

damn 😭

[hybrid bay]

im j gonna glaze the leaders

[hybrid bay]

oh dont u worry

like 10 of them got in early

they were talking abt it

[bitter iris]

the gc 😋

[white hazel]

Including the name that will not be mentioned

For some reason

I don’t know

[hybrid bay]

i forgot u did that

[dense fable]

lol I mean I own a company so I guess technically I'm not a Future business leader

I'm a CBLA

current business leader of america

[white hazel]

What’s your business

[dense fable]

I own a tech consulting business with an emphasis in software development & data analytics

[mental garnet]

yeah but until then add it for the flexing privileges

[spark hatch]

What..

[dense fable]

?

[spark hatch]

Thats insane

[bitter iris]

startup when

[dense fable]

supposedly

[bitter iris]

[dense fable]

I started it in 2021

[hybrid bay]

i need to go to same uni as theyoungnerd so we can do a startup fr

[mental garnet]

Did you apply stanford

[dense fable]

yeah

me nad kirk going to stanny fr

[spark hatch]

Def admit

[mental garnet]

wait both of you are stem majors right

[white hazel]

If I had to choose it would be Stanford for the sun

[dense fable]

im stem i don't think kirk is

[hollow garden]

i am genuinely so happy for you bro <3 you deserve it

[hybrid bay]

i am not

[hollow garden]

i remember being a lurker when you were mit ea-ing

[mental garnet]

how do you solve the 25th question

[mental garnet]

Oh i forgot he's a business bro

[hollow garden]

i'm so proud of how far you've come

[hybrid bay]

u want me to do it rn?

[mental garnet]

yes

[dense fable]

AWH THANK YOU SO MUCH

[mental garnet]

like asap

[hybrid bay]

okay writing it out rn

[bitter iris]

same

[dense fable]

I was so down after my MIT EA decision and it only worsened, but I'm pretty chill now

[bitter iris]

my children growing up

[dense fable]

ti-84 not allowed ?

My AP Calc BC teacher lets us use them for those

On any definite integrals that aren't apart of a word problem*

[white hazel]

Seems like a inverse trig thin

[dense fable]

Yeah you may have to use trig identities

[mental garnet]

no calculators allowed lol

[modest sluice]

use the definite integral properties

[winged lion]

blah blah 🤮

[mental garnet]

you're the goat fr

[dense fable]

??

what class lol

[mental garnet]

which property tho

[hollow garden]

india is quirky like that

[mental garnet]

yeah ^

[hollow garden]

they dont like using calculators

[broken ice]

omg

[modest sluice]

the integral -a to +a= f(a-x) one

[dense fable]

Kinda wild; I could write it out on paper but I'm in bed

[broken ice]

@dense fable

[dense fable]

?

[broken ice]

:(

[dense fable]

why sad

[broken ice]

noooooo

[dense fable]

HM?

[broken ice]

did you get into columbia

[dense fable]

yuh likely letter

[broken ice]

bruh

[dense fable]

?

[mental garnet]

like the 2a one?

ok brb

[broken ice]

as an nyu student this is very sad

[dense fable]

why lol

[bitter iris]

why would he downgrade to nyu

[modest sluice]

yeah

[mental garnet]

Columbia>nyu except for the colours

[broken ice]

bro you literally go to ccc

[dense fable]

LMAO

[broken ice]

you cant be talking 😭

[winged lion]

and cornell is far below both

[mental garnet]

Depends on major

[broken ice]

smh how could you betray me like this youngnerd

[bitter iris]

?

[dense fable]

sorry

[brisk cape]

hey u guys can't talk about olivia zhang without me

[dense fable]

hello ms luck

[broken ice]

i trusted youuuuuu

😭

[bitter iris]

or @weak delta

[dense fable]

i deeply apologize

[broken ice]

top 10 anime betrayals

[dense fable]

i will repent

[mental garnet]

Ms luck solve my math problem

[bitter iris]

whats so special abt olivia zhang

i still dont get the hype around it

[brisk cape]

no way!!!! u got a likely wohoooooo

[winged lion]

dawg

[dense fable]

thank u

[hollow garden]

india awakens

[winged lion]

bofa scholars was like 6th for her

[mental garnet]

@brisk cape

[brisk cape]

which one?

[bitter iris]

yeah im trolling

crazy how cancer kids

was a pipeline for her

but shes rich

[winged lion]

she could’ve been more creative w that

[mental garnet]

people never talk about the normal kids who get into ivies

[bitter iris]

shes in the richest country in america

[hollow garden]

hawk are you rich

[mental garnet]

only the cracked ones

[bitter iris]

wdym

[dense fable]

I mean if you get into an ivy, they are probably relatively cracked

[bitter iris]

nah 😦

wait

define rich

[winged lion]

🙋‍♂️

[bitter iris]

[bitter iris]

irrelevant 😝

[mental garnet]

you could have good essays

[hollow garden]

idk big house

fancy house

[bitter iris]

yeah ig so

[mental garnet]

shit did i break kirk

[hollow garden]

ooh new a2c logo

[mental garnet]

can I see your profile

[winged lion]

Kirk let us know if ur still alive

[bitter iris]

think im well off

[mental garnet]

DAVIS RAHHJWJZJKEKS

[brisk cape]

k wait

[mental garnet]

i broke him with calculus

[hybrid bay]

im alive

[hollow garden]

woooo kirk lives

[winged lion]

charging u w manslaughter

[mental garnet]

😭

[brisk cape]

nothing really she's really sweet tho

[mental garnet]

How's calculus going

[hybrid bay]

im doing ittt

[white hazel]

There are contrasting opinions here about her

What

[hollow garden]

||(dw guys im not actually down bad i'm just playing w this chat)||

[brisk cape]

she helped with my essays bro

im the best judge here

[winged lion]

wait fr

[brisk cape]

yeah

[hollow garden]

girlie casually knows olivia zhang

[brisk cape]

$70 per hour

[winged lion]

have u seen that one Singaporean (?) girl who keeps bragging about her essays

[hollow garden]

oh

[winged lion]

mun

[hybrid bay]

malysian

[hollow garden]

bro how do hour rates even work for college essay editing

what if she goofs around for an hour

[dense grail]

congrats to everyone who got likelys!! 🥳

[white hazel]

Boys nation alumni plugs was so goated I got so much free help with my apps

[brisk cape]

nah she had this 3 pager terms and conditions thingy

involved my parents too

[bitter iris]

that is so extra

[brisk cape]

she's fun to work with fs

[brisk cape]

it is

[bitter iris]

honeslty shes rich

and is well connected

[mental garnet]

bro imagine paying for essay reviews

[winged lion]

i paid 600 for BCA 😋😭

[bitter iris]

still dk why shes doing consulting

[brisk cape]

she has a company sorta thing for it

or organization whatever

[bitter iris]

columbia 😍

[sonic anchor]

not worth iirc

[mental garnet]

i just dm a2cers who seem like good judges of writing

[hybrid bay]

i figured it out i think

[bitter iris]

kirk and oats

[sonic anchor]

i just got told my essays were good ngl

[mental garnet]

SERIOUSLY????

[bitter iris]

i dm all the english majors except for sm

[mental garnet]

oats is such a W

[winged lion]

i was petrified

[winged lion]

yes 😭😭

[brisk cape]

i had 2 harvard kids help me out

[mental garnet]

the math? dm or send pls

[sonic anchor]

i’m an english major guys

[brisk cape]

now if i don't get in

[bitter iris]

i mean bca > EM 🙄

[sonic anchor]

i had a harvard and cornell kid help me out

[mental garnet]

thank goodness

[mental garnet]

nah

Em>bca

[brisk cape]

ill declare that harvard kids aren't that smart afterall

[mental garnet]

I love em sm he's so helpful

[sonic anchor]

some of them really aren’t

[bitter iris]

so is BCA

[brisk cape]

nice

[bitter iris]

except BCA has better rates

💀

[hybrid bay]

yes give me 2 min im writing it out

[brisk cape]

hmm agreed

[sonic anchor]

but the kids who helped me were my friends from way back in middle school so i can’t talk shit abt them i love them too much

[mental garnet]

True but I've interacted with em more

[bitter iris]

i think the best person is Oats

over em + bca

[mental garnet]

yeah oats is kind

[bitter iris]

if u write ur way into MIT

😅

[mental garnet]

tbh you can't judge someone's worth based on their college acceptances

[tender pelican]

@winged lion YOU

CONGRATS

[mental garnet]

like even without mit oats is pretty goated

[tender pelican]

AHHHH

[queen schooner]

Are likely letters mostly for athletes and FGLi?

[bitter iris]

No

can be anyone

[dense fable]

Afaik Columbia doesn’t send likelies to athletes

atleast college confidential says they don’t

[mental garnet]

i broke both ms luck and kirk good to know

[brisk cape]

https://www.toppr.com/ask/question/displaystyleintpipidfrac2x1sin-x1cos2xdx/

[mental garnet]

Oh shit thanks

[brisk cape]

lmao i had searched up this question too

[mental garnet]

i searched but couldn't find it

[white hazel]

Toppr is goated

For physics c questions

[brisk cape]

anytime*

so how many likely letters we got here?

[dense fable]

Gotta be 6

If not more

[mental garnet]

Toppr is goated for everything

[brisk cape]

fact

[winged lion]

TYY

[brisk cape]

so many cracked people wtf

[hybrid bay]

nvm

they got it

LOL

[sonic anchor]

damn

[winged lion]

TY for providing me with this

[brisk cape]

you got a likely too?

[winged lion]

yes 🙏

[brisk cape]

wowie congrats!!!!!!!

[mental garnet]

Did you get it tho

[brisk cape]

were you solving it the right way?

[hybrid bay]

kinda?

WAIT

i was solving it the right way

[mental garnet]

something feels wrong

[hybrid bay]

u want me to write it out

[brisk cape]

in the solution?

[mental garnet]

is that wrong

[brisk cape]

wait lemme check

[mental garnet]

i despise definite integrals

[hybrid bay]

idtso

[brisk cape]

im sending you the correct solution on dm

[hybrid bay]

no like i think its wrong

[brisk cape]

i think wrong yeah

[rose zenith]

do internationals get likelies at the same time as us applicants 😭

columbia feels like the only one who sends it to intls too

[hybrid bay]

they do it in waves

[rose zenith]

ohh that’s interesting to hear

ms luck you’ll get one soon 💯

[brisk cape]

i think it varies college to college 😭

not sure how columbia does it

any intl here got one?

[brisk cape]

aww thank you so much 😭 ❤️

[dense fable]

Ik that Ivy League regulations say that like likelies can only be sent Oct 1-March 15th

[brisk cape]

afaik an intl student got one a few years back but they were studying in america for 2 years or something

[hybrid bay]

wait thats a thing?

[dense fable]

Yeah

[brisk cape]

yeah heard of it

it's in their agreement thingy

[dense fable]

After March 15th likelies are done for all ivies

[hybrid bay]

oh shit

[sonic anchor]

oh hell nah i hate integrals

[brisk cape]

answer is pi square

[mental garnet]

okay ily

[brisk cape]

so this defo wrong

[white hazel]

Waiting for my likely to get rejected letter

[hybrid bay]

is that like 9.7

[white hazel]

Yeah

[mental garnet]

one more day till no math ever again🥹

ok no I have ap calc but still

[white hazel]

Ap calc ends on Monday

Then it’s just mocks

[sonic anchor]

did you try pythagorean identity’ing

that’s the only trick i know for integration

[mental garnet]

no like the exam in may

[brisk cape]

wrong reply lmao

[brisk cape]

im so happy

[white hazel]

Yeah but we’re done with content

On Monday

[mental garnet]

ah nice

[sonic anchor]

damn

me too

[winged lion]

HUH

IWe r on series

😭

[white hazel]

@winged lion @bitter iris @hybrid bay ussyp people just met President

And First Lady

[hybrid bay]

its 12:30 😦

[white hazel]

Yeah

I guess they were waiting after state of the union

[winged lion]

did u see britts rebuttal

[winged lion]

I’m jelly

they met Buttigieg a few days ago 😵‍💫

[white hazel]

Very

Uh

Interesting

[white hazel]

They met blinken

[hybrid bay]

i have a signed book

from him

[bitter iris]

Ohh

It’s that weekend

Are ur friends sending live updates

[white hazel]

Yes

[devout mirage]

they met bernie too

[candid merlin]

wait so did many intls get it alr or is there another wave

[spark hatch]

idt intls get it

[hybrid bay]

No

[brisk cape]

i think someone did

saw it on reddit

[faint pasture]

my friend got it

[brisk cape]

nicee!!

country?

[boreal stream]

yes they do

[raven shard]

am i cooked

[spark hatch]

Then it means its ooooverrr

[boreal stream]

colover 😔

[rotund ingot]

its so colover

i wont be kind nor clever

maybe being kind and clever is the traits you make along the way

[mental garnet]

maybe the likely letters were the friends we made along the way

no bcuz fr I've made so many friends from a2c y'all are so bae 🫶

[rose zenith]

last year intls got likely from columbia on 10th

[mental garnet]

When did domestic students get

[rose zenith]

today?

[mental garnet]

last year*

[rose zenith]

didn’t check that

[mental garnet]

because last year 10th was a Friday

and today's a Friday

[silver shale]

this matches up w/ 2nd friday of march

[mental garnet]

so domestic could've also gotten same day as intls

which means intls probs got it today

[rose zenith]

😭😭

no one posted or said anything

I’d brag about it 🤭

[mental garnet]

i mean maybe the intls who got aren't chronically online

[rose zenith]

LMAOOO

[mental garnet]

Also someone said their intl friend got

[rose zenith]

that’s over for us fr

[mental garnet]

fr

It's ok West coast is better anyways

[iron canyon]

HOW DO U KNOW ANNIKA SHES ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

[mental garnet]

seeing online strangers talk about your irl best friends is so weird im ngl

[raven shard]

That’s wild ngl

In a2c out of all places

[rough bear]

heard columbia likelies are out

[potent meteor]

u def got it bagged for rd!!

[potent meteor]

yep

[rough bear]

columbia doesn’t want me 🥺🥺

[rotund ingot]

i am not kind enough

should i take a buddhism course to be more kind

[bitter iris]

sameee 😊

[bitter iris]

2 other ppl here know her

[bitter iris]

shes sweaty asf

and bosses around hsxd

[spark hatch]

Thanks I hope so too

[winged lion]

We are CO-workers

[iron canyon]

who??!!!!

[winged lion]

she gives me guidance though!

[iron canyon]

WHO R U