#Columbia University (2023-2024)

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exotic mortar
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go all-in

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i did not go all-in

weak delta
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Yea but supps showcase personalities

exotic mortar
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look at where i am

bitter iris
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then why do AO say to reveal other parts of urself

weak delta
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I didnt go all in but it worked for me

bitter iris
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a 50/50?

quasi kayak
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theme ☝️☝️🤓🤓 just be good ig

weak delta
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I showcased various sides of myself

exotic mortar
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i think

wise haven
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man i just wanna get into ONE college

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that isnt goign to put me in debt

quasi kayak
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am i supposed to?

weak delta
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I showcased my theme and EC+academics in why us essay, funny side in skills talents essay, adventurous side in personal essay, and leadership qualities in EC essaay

exotic mortar
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you don't have to

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i think

weak delta
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Very scattered but showed im an actual person

exotic mortar
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it's just a lot easier too

quasi kayak
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well slaying is my number one ec so

exotic mortar
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especially for questions like

weak delta
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Not a boring application

exotic mortar
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"intellectual experience"

winged hinge
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i talked abt

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uh

exotic mortar
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or "elaborate on one of your extracurriculars"

winged hinge
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uhhh

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uhhhhhhh

wise haven
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wait

weak delta
exotic mortar
wise haven
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which is my moms max

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so its fine

weak delta
weak delta
quasi kayak
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my ethos for not talking about ecs is that they already know u do that. talk about something else

weak delta
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Ok cj

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Go off

quasi kayak
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i talked about ONE ec as the exigence for an obstacle

weak delta
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Oh yeah thats my last columbia essay

quasi kayak
weak delta
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Before I submit

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I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT 😭

quasi kayak
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wrote essays the night before i submitted 😂😂

weak delta
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I wrote about overcoming obstacles in my common app

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So idk what to write about in this supp

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Is ur topic too personal

quasi kayak
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ALSO I WROTE AB FAMILY IN MY COMMON APP NEVER BACK DOWN

quasi kayak
weak delta
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Oh ok nvm

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Im tryna get a sense of what someone wrote

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For the obstacle

quasi kayak
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if your essay can be about anyone else… what exactly r u showing

exotic mortar
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oh wait @winged hinge

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gimme good cs/engineering stuff to write about

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for why columbia

winged hinge
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don's pizza

quasi kayak
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my why columbia did not cook. wdym 150 words

exotic mortar
small wadi
quasi kayak
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i sneezed and was at 204

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they broke mobile notifications on discord omfg

weak delta
weak delta
quasi kayak
weak delta
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Yale is killing me with 125 😭😭

small wadi
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150 is rough af, im on 310 and have cut out the fluff

quasi kayak
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most of my why columbia was about core

weak delta
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And then i turn around and cornell is 650

weak delta
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Its legit so short

quasi kayak
weak delta
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Whats that

small wadi
hybrid bay
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engineering

weak delta
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Im econ

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
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STOP

quasi kayak
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everyone says that though

weak delta
quasi kayak
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how will that positively impact you

weak delta
hybrid bay
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cj w his oh brothers 😭

quasi kayak
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yes it will do so but HOW DOES THAT HELP UR CAREER

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
weak delta
quasi kayak
quasi kayak
small wadi
weak delta
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Cj whats ur respawn despawn point

hybrid bay
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hey only i can hate on cj

quasi kayak
weak delta
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I can hate on anyone

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Thats my talent

hybrid bay
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welp

weak delta
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I love hating

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Its an art

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
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im excited to cook on my columbia supps

quasi kayak
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weird behavior

weak delta
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I have cooked mostly

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Except 1

hybrid bay
quasi kayak
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i cooked hardest on the obstacle one

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
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mbbb

hybrid bay
weak delta
quasi kayak
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ty ty

quasi kayak
weak delta
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No

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Columbia sports is ass

hybrid bay
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u do not seem like the bball watching type

weak delta
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😭😭

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Lets go out to the city

quasi kayak
weak delta
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And explore

quasi kayak
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they’re not bad

winged hinge
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women bball

quasi kayak
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girls is v good allegedly!

weak delta
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Wbb

quasi kayak
weak delta
quasi kayak
weak delta
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Cj did u buy any columbia merch

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Or get any free

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From stars

wise haven
quasi kayak
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none free (apparel), but i bought a sweatshirt

weak delta
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Pic pic pic

quasi kayak
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wore it on decision day

weak delta
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I want pictures

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Right now

wise haven
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dont buy any

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just go to career events and shit

quasi kayak
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i don’t have a pic of it

wise haven
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boooooo

exotic mortar
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@quasi kayak is it worth writing abotu the core

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in why columbia

quasi kayak
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YES

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not if seas i would reckon too

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not as much at least

exotic mortar
quasi kayak
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i talked all about core since it’s such a major part

quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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come again

hybrid bay
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ill trasnlate

exotic mortar
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can u just rewrite it

hybrid bay
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hes saying

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if ur applying to seas

quasi kayak
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not if ur in seas i would reckon though

hybrid bay
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dont talk about core

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as much

quasi kayak
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thank you

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syntax is beating my ass

weak delta
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For you

exotic mortar
weak delta
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Damn

exotic mortar
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im writing about core

quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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guess i should change my major

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or school

weak delta
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Love language

hybrid bay
exotic mortar
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seas

weak delta
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Dont change

hybrid bay
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yeah but which major

quasi kayak
weak delta
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Seas is only 1

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Major

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Right

quasi kayak
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afaik yes

exotic mortar
quasi kayak
hybrid bay
quasi kayak
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p sure seas doesn’t have it

hybrid bay
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theres like 17 in seas

quasi kayak
quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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oh

hybrid bay
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ohhh

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ya

exotic mortar
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i just wanted to say something about like

quasi kayak
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CC FTW

exotic mortar
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how civil engineering is dependent on understanding a lot of things

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i dont fucking know

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like it obviously goes hand in hand with urban planning

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and architecture and design

quasi kayak
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URBAN STUDIES

exotic mortar
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and city management

quasi kayak
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🔥🔥🔥

exotic mortar
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urban studies is fire

quasi kayak
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was my intended major for stars lol

exotic mortar
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i could never though

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it's too hard

quasi kayak
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now i’m a finance bro :(

hybrid bay
quasi kayak
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me and caly quanting it up mashallah sister

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
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i thought u were a creative writing major

exotic mortar
quasi kayak
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i applied for it yeah lol

exotic mortar
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i never knew that

quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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quant is hella hard to break into

hybrid bay
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its not good for quant

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more than any other ivy

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but its good for ib, hf, pe etc

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like its good if u wanna make a bag

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or date someone whos making a bag

quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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i wanna date someone whos making a bag

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im too dysfunctional to make money

quasi kayak
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columbia is just good for business which is what i mostly care about

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fin econ is so interesting

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don’t fit the finance mold tho

hybrid bay
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mold?

exotic mortar
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pays hella

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so hella

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$600k a year starting salary typa shit

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i don't care how much i have to work

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as long as i'm not fired its fine

quasi kayak
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meh

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feel like columbias biz prospects are good regardless

hybrid bay
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yesss

winged hinge
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quant 🤮

quasi kayak
hybrid bay
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oh right

quasi kayak
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just a baddie

exotic mortar
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im going to try and finish two schools supps today

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is it possible? idk

quasi kayak
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who wanna start an ivy league coaching grift conmigo

exotic mortar
hybrid bay
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we gotta get in first.

exotic mortar
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but i need to get into one

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first

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yea

winged hinge
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u aint in yet

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🤣

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kiddign i believe in u

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good luck

exotic mortar
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ez money

quasi kayak
exotic mortar
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how are they gonna verify

winged hinge
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it's still crazy that u know kyltw btw

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why is everythign connected

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this is crazy tho 💀

exotic mortar
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💀

winged hinge
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💀

weak delta
quasi kayak
weak delta
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Ok

quasi kayak
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i’m not christian and i say good lord too it’s not like it’s a sin

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do yall have to ask if im g*y too like oh BROTHER

exotic mortar
quasi kayak
exotic mortar
quasi kayak
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yes i’m him

exotic mortar
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/j

quasi kayak
weak delta
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You are my favorite npc

quasi kayak
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i’m not an npc though

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yall r the npcs

weak delta
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This is how i imagine u

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Except older

quasi kayak
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you kinda got me though

native hatch
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u don’t have to commit

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i’m so tired

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we have a bed bug infestation too btw

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😟

quasi kayak
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WHAT

native hatch
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yeah

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avery is infested rn

quasi kayak
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ew

golden flint
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so for my major (public health) its a special concentration here and it requires you to double major. so for my why major essay can i only adress why i wanna do public health?

quasi kayak
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concentrations are being phased out

crisp roost
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what aspects of columbia's core would you say make it more unique/better than other ivy league gen eds? @native hatch (or anyone)

fierce nimbus
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is it better? 😭

hexed canyon
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In the nicest way possible, students here aren’t required to take your DMs

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Many of us don’t want to to begin with

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If you have a question you’re free to ask in the threads to no person in particular where more people can view it

primal kernel
hexed canyon
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Don’t take it personally

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Idk how they think so I don’t wanna speak on anyone’s behalf, I’m mostly just explaining how I feel and many other students I’ve spoken to

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But again, asking questions in these threads is why we college students come to them

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It’s just kinda nice to be able to come and go as we please vs having it come into our DMs yk?

primal kernel
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no yea, sorry if I came off rudely. I'll make sure to just keep it private message and not bring it to the tread

hexed canyon
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No worries, ty!

hexed canyon
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Plus if your question gets answered maybe someone else also had it

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So multiple people can learn from it

primal kernel
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ok thank you, sounds good! I'll make sure to do that in the future

quasi kayak
crisp roost
# fierce nimbus is it better? 😭

ohh idk if its better, but just wondering what makes columbia's core so special from other universities (would it be the small class sizes/seminar style, the topics itself, the exchange of ideas) or is there really no big difference?

quasi kayak
fierce nimbus
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yea, from what ive heard its a specialized curriculum meant to really give students experience in many different disciplines and environments (history and how it affects the modern world type stuff). its meant to be more effective than just choose-your-own-gen-eds but i dont know a single student who likes the core lol

crisp roost
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ohh

wise haven
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its meant to encourgage different thoughts of mind and interdisplincary approach

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but its to restrictive that its ass

rain raven
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Bruh ok so

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Can someone dm me on the 2nd prompt on Columbia

wise haven
devout mirage
quasi kayak
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jfc

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also paris texas by ldr

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buy the stars by marina

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i could go on

devout mirage
vestal pumice
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How do you have 3 acceptances already? Most schools only let you ED to one

devout mirage
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probs ea

hexed canyon
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When the rolling schools roll

keen elbow
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What did y’all write your adversity prompt on

quasi kayak
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what’s the 211 on wallach hall

devout mirage
faint pasture
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hello, does anyone have a gc for Columbia University? I got admitted early

mental garnet
native hatch
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weirdest thing i’ve seen all day

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guest in a columbia video on my fyp of a dude being an influencer blogging college

mental garnet
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damn

native hatch
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but still have single bathrooms

quasi kayak
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above or below furnace

native hatch
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above furnald if that’s what ur asking

quasi kayak
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yes lmao

native hatch
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furnald is prob the worst freshman dorm

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my rankings are john jay > wallach > carman > furnald

small wadi
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like facing south

quasi kayak
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carman

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i would assume

native hatch
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carman and john jay

quasi kayak
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john jay 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

native hatch
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both have south facing dorms

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i face north

quasi kayak
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what’s the over under of me getting into jj

native hatch
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idk lowkey it’s just a lottery

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ik people whose top choice was john jay single

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and got a furnald double

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😟

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it’s just luck

quasi kayak
native hatch
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i lucked out and got a low floor of john jay in a single which is sooo nice

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i have a view of alma from my room

small wadi
native hatch
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no i just prefer my own space

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some people have singles all 4y

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usually you have them 3y

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either freshman or sophmore yr u typically get fucked

small wadi
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oh right

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wouldnt you want that friend origin story of freshman roomates though

native hatch
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i have that

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with the person who lives across from me

small wadi
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i mean how else are you going to find your charlie munger

native hatch
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on my floor lol

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unironically made my best friend by just being across from them on my floor

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and it’s so nice bc we have our own space AND can always talk and do stuff together

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like they’re just right there

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that’s why i massively prefer that over roommates

small wadi
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are floors segregated by gender?

native hatch
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nope

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all dorms are coed except barnard

small wadi
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ah cool

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lowkey i really need to get into columbia this shit is sick

quasi kayak
devout mirage
devout mirage
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/s

quasi kayak
devout mirage
quasi kayak
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insha allah

native hatch
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he’s actually not that short he’s like 5’9”

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his friends are all just rlly tall

faint pasture
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only singles

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like no roomates

native hatch
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but very few traditional ones. mainly walk through singles

quasi kayak
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im praying for john jay

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@devout mirage is cu ur no 1

winged hinge
quasi kayak
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are the dorms good in general

hybrid bay
quasi kayak
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nooo come to baddie school

native hatch
devout mirage
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And explored low

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And the bathrooms were fancy

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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i love columbia

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i love it here

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got my admissions folder

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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🤣🤣cs and fin econ🤣🤣

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might just do a cs minor idk i

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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also i’m CC

devout mirage
quasi kayak
devout mirage
# quasi kayak

oh i guess you can but the major requirements dont count double

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id have to take substitution classes and shit over the summer

quasi kayak
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i’m gonna be in be city rgarsles

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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me neither! hoping to get an internship and seeing if it’ll afford housing

devout mirage
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i have an idea

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@devout mirage if i go to the east let's split rent for the summer and be roommates 🙏🙏

devout mirage
native hatch
devout mirage
native hatch
quasi kayak
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period

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need to free myself from my parents

modern steppe
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guys

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what's the difference between columbia college

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and engineering

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CS

quasi kayak
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nothing

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core

modern steppe
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but engineering

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is a lot harder to get in, ig?

devout mirage
modern steppe
devout mirage
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someone who isnt taking physics calculus chemistry aint gonna do good in the seas pool while they might do better in cc

modern steppe
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didnt apply ED, because I thoguht I didnt have a chance

devout mirage
devout mirage
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you can start cs classes sooner in seas but u also are forced to take physics and chemistry so it depends on what u wanna do

modern steppe
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ok I aint going with that

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CC lol

devout mirage
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well then ur decision is made

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good luck

quasi kayak
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i think i could’ve made it in either but just bc cc has more majors i went w that lol

devout mirage
quasi kayak
devout mirage
quasi kayak
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oh lol

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i’ll have to meet with my advisor n see if cs and fin is possible

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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business special concentration is also only open to CC

spring turtle
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Columbia bby plsss 🙏

devout mirage
quasi kayak
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ijbol idgaf

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have fun in hodunk nj

devout mirage
native hatch
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but literally

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pure math gaps ORFE

devout mirage
native hatch
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i see

hybrid bay
native hatch
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🤓

devout mirage
native hatch
devout mirage
quasi kayak
toxic jasper
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is anyone in RD doing the optional research supplement too?

bitter iris
winged hinge
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FE is pretty decent

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pure math is good too

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anything that shows u know what ur doing w numbas

winged hinge
winged hinge
quasi kayak
bitter iris
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thats my top pick at colombia

winged hinge
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ya

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but pure math is good too

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if u qant quant

quasi kayak
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?? i didn’t think it did

winged hinge
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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jane street likes us

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idk we mid

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love it here tho

bitter iris
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columbia best location out of any

quasi kayak
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i love it

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i can’t wait

keen elbow
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how much does columbia care about legacy

quasi kayak
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ab as much as any other legacy honoring institution

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i would assume

quasi kayak
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@native hatch do i bag a vintage columbia sweatshirt if its cute

native hatch
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i need to find more cute merch

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columbia sweaters are cute lowk

native hatch
native hatch
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massively

dense fable
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@quasi kayak what did you put for your selection of texts question

native hatch
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like we feed most top quant companies in nyc

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2sig, citadel, and jane street mainly

dense fable
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would columbia cancel me auto-reject if i put joe rogan podcast

quasi kayak
quasi kayak
native hatch
dense fable
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cj ignores me

native hatch
quasi kayak
native hatch
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columbia is heavily progressive tho

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keep that in mind

dense fable
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yeah thats what im thinking

native hatch
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cj i’m glad ur answering all the questions so i don’t have to

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luv u /p

quasi kayak
dense fable
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it was a joke

quasi kayak
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i never know with some of yall

native hatch
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💀

quasi kayak
dense fable
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but you should also know if that is was your first response, that liberal/progressive people still do the Joe Rogan podcast

native hatch
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this was earlier this year

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😟

quasi kayak
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i’m so sad CUMB disbanded i need to be in marching band

dense fable
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i liked Sam Altman's one with Joe Rogan about AI

quasi kayak
native hatch
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there’s pep band!!

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pep band is essentially marching band

dense fable
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anyways

quasi kayak
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true idk how much they like it

restive ravine
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i still cant believe i got rejected...

dense fable
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were your texts/books/podcasts only related to your major ?

quasi kayak
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cumb had a storied past

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no absolutely not

native hatch
quasi kayak
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well

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kinda sorta

native hatch
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redirection is usually good though

dense fable
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i like economic/community growth books but that doesn't relate to CS at all

quasi kayak
native hatch
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i’m glad i got deferred harvard ik i wouldn’t have liked it there now. everything works out in the end

quasi kayak
tepid zephyr
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me getting deferred and hoping my grades improve from Q1:
ap physics:

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its so over 😔

quasi kayak
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they need not be directly concerned with your major

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but you should have some sensible tie to them

native hatch
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cj i need to go eat dino nuggies

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i’ll brb

quasi kayak
restive ravine
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im so royally screwed

quasi kayak
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you’re literally not

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you’ll do well i have faith

winged hinge
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i like federalist

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i love fed

quasi kayak
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so many ed kids were infinitely more qualified than me and got rejected

winged hinge
quasi kayak
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so much depends on so many things… yall will find ur place i believe in u

winged hinge
native hatch
# winged hinge cu republicans bruh

thinking back to the time my marriage pact guy reached out to me to schedule a time to meet and when we met, opened with “so what are your political views?”

quasi kayak
quasi kayak
native hatch
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he was kinda based tho

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ranted abt how he wanted to disestablish prisons 💀

quasi kayak
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okay that’s fierce though

winged hinge
quasi kayak
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he ate w that ONE thing

winged hinge
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LMFAOOO I MEANT ABT ME HAHA

native hatch
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alice u know him prob

winged hinge
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sorry cj <33

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oh whom

native hatch
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he’s the guy who wears the fedora

quasi kayak
native hatch
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all the time

winged hinge
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💀 caly

native hatch
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with the funny looking messenger bag

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😭

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AAAAAAA 😭😭😭

quasi kayak
winged hinge
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WAIT

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WE DOING DINNER TMRW

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YAY

native hatch
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yesss

quasi kayak
winged hinge
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so excited (i hate spending money)

native hatch
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LOL

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it’ll be on

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ok

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fr fr

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i went out to eat w @late grotto in chinatown last and he brought us to this one place which was cash only without telling us

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then we proceeded to spend $21? per person (there were 7-8 of us)

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cus we bought a ton of plates of food and shared

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it was so good

winged hinge
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are we hanging out w that guy

native hatch
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yes. 💀

late grotto
native hatch
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YOU DID

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NOT

late grotto
native hatch
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U WERE LIKE “it’s fine it’s fine”

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oh yea

late grotto
native hatch
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we did

quasi kayak
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guys carman double or furnald single

native hatch
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dnx u know clock right

quasi kayak
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which would u bag

late grotto
native hatch
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silly clock

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aka

late grotto
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no idea who that is

native hatch
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@winged hinge

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she’s coming tmr

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to dinner

late grotto
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conservatism awaits (the academic maximizer in me is being killed)

winged hinge
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LOL

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hi!

exotic mortar
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so apparently there's a country named after columbia

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i just found out

winged hinge
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@late grotto

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?

exotic mortar
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and they changed the spelling a little

late grotto
winged hinge
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r u

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chinese

exotic mortar
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cuz i was watching the columbia video

late grotto
quasi kayak
winged hinge
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ooo that's sick

quasi kayak
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ME ENCANTO

late grotto
#

bu hui shuo zhong wen

winged hinge
#

LOL

#

ok

quasi kayak
winged hinge
#

hotpot 😋

late grotto
#

but @native hatch insisted so

winged hinge
#

STOP IM SCARED

native hatch
#

U WANTED TO COME

winged hinge
#

idk the place is it pricey

native hatch
#

ITLL BE FINE

#

idt it is

late grotto
late grotto
winged hinge
#

😍

#

fuck.

#

fair

#

so valid

native hatch
#

i haven’t spent like. all week

late grotto
native hatch
#

i can drop $50 at hotpot

winged hinge
#

FIFTY

native hatch
#

MAYBE NOT $50

#

😭😭😭😭

winged hinge
#

WHY ARE U PAYING FIFTY FOR HOTPOT

late grotto
late grotto
native hatch
#

i can spend $15

#

maybe that’s more appropriate

#

ok 😭

late grotto
native hatch
#

wait

exotic mortar
native hatch
#

WHAT

late grotto
#

at least from a quick glance

native hatch
#

💀💀💀💀

#

UMMMM anywyav

late grotto
native hatch
#

bro there’s a hotpot food truck in front of columbia

quasi kayak
#

OU LMFAO

#

STFU

late grotto
#

why would we eat from a hotpot food truck

native hatch
#

maybe we eat food truck

#

jk jk

#

😭😭😭

exotic mortar
#

ngl

native hatch
#

WE EAT DRIED HOT POT ITS OK

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

i think it's admirable

native hatch
#

should i wear going out clothes tmr

winged hinge
#

ok it's not that bad

exotic mortar
native hatch
#

if A___ is coming

winged hinge
#

it's like 20 bucks

#

probably 25

native hatch
late grotto
native hatch
#

im too white to have done that before

exotic mortar
#

this is going to sound stupid

#

how the fuck do you eat hotpot at a food truck

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

aren't food trucks literally

winged hinge
native hatch
exotic mortar
#

fucking take home

native hatch
#

💀

exotic mortar
#

how are you going to eat hot pot

winged hinge
native hatch
#

LOL

winged hinge
#

i feel like im missing out

native hatch
#

i’ve seeen it

#

IT SAID HOT POT

late grotto
exotic mortar
native hatch
#

it’s on broadway

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

i remember going to new york and getting scammed

#

almost

#

i was boutta get in a fight with some dude

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

but i ran away

winged hinge
native hatch
#

you did send that

winged hinge
#

ok yea she mentioned

exotic mortar
#

you know in times square how like

#

there's a bunch of fucking minnie and mickey mouses

#

for no fucking raeson right

winged hinge
#

LMFAO

late grotto
#

HE IS FILIPINO

winged hinge
#

side piece is crazy

#

KFADJHLKADFHKFADH'

native hatch
#

i forgot

winged hinge
#

STOPAPPP

native hatch
#

my bad

#

maybe he is

#

he’s some flavor of east asian

winged hinge
exotic mortar
#

bro

#

one of them took my phone

#

cuz i thought they were actually going to take a picture of me

late grotto
winged hinge
#

LMFAOO

exotic mortar
#

cuz im a fucking dumbass

winged hinge
late grotto
native hatch
exotic mortar
#

and i ran after them and grabbed it back which was not a good idea

#

if they had a gun i would be dead

#

but i got my phone back

late grotto
#

bro caly low-key that shi not cool

winged hinge
#

my friend got mugged in times square lol

exotic mortar
native hatch
late grotto
#

b Indo bisa tapi ya namanya udh jauh tuh

winged hinge
#

going to hotpot and ordering in english

#

sad asf

exotic mortar
devout mirage
winged hinge
#

rizzler

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

我以为你是外人

late grotto
native hatch
exotic mortar
winged hinge
#

no i do

#

i meant you bro

exotic mortar
#

it's like

winged hinge
#

yea

exotic mortar
#

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

winged hinge
#

wait i have kyle ss

exotic mortar
#

you're so skibidi

winged hinge
#

ill dm you

devout mirage
exotic mortar
#

you're so fanum tax

devout mirage
#

warning 3

#

muted

exotic mortar
#

i just wanna be your sigma

late grotto
native hatch
#

ok i just want to clarify @late grotto i have massive respect for A___ i just accidentally typed indonesian instead of filipino like i meant to so i ran with it instead of having to admit i’m cripplingly tired

late grotto
native hatch
#

i did sleep last night

devout mirage
native hatch
#

😭

late grotto
#

in any case I didn't end up booking the restaurant this night I was grinding lbj great society memorization

#

so I will do it during my break tomorrow

late grotto
late grotto
native hatch
#

this is him in my dms

late grotto
native hatch
#

he responds to me before he begins to think abt responding to dnx

#

🔥

late grotto
#

don't make for more

winged hinge
#

💀 💀 💀 💀

#

LMFAOOOOOO

#

HES SO REAL FOR THAT

#

HAHHAHAHAHAH

late grotto
winged hinge
#

see u bae

exotic mortar
winged hinge
#

yea

#

J LIKE KYLE

#

MY IDOL

exotic mortar
#

were ur essays good

devout mirage
winged hinge
#

😍

exotic mortar
#

u think

winged hinge
#

no they were shit lol

exotic mortar
#

im trying to apply but my essays are absolute shit

#

and i have like no good ecs

devout mirage
native hatch
exotic mortar
#

hopefully they see my true rizz!

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

let's say

devout mirage
native hatch
#

billert come to columbia

#

👉👈

exotic mortar
#

you know what

#

you're actually convincing me

#

i just don't want to get shot at morningside heights

#

hypsm still takes priority though

native hatch
exotic mortar
#

as does caltech and uchicago

devout mirage
#

facts morningside heights is basically the projects

native hatch
#

👉👈

winged hinge
native hatch
#

that’s crazy

winged hinge
#

oh god

exotic mortar
winged hinge
#

if youre here

#

and kyle is here

#

oh god

exotic mortar
#

we don't know each other like that

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

we ain't gay for each other

native hatch
exotic mortar
#

although he has grabbed my ass on a couple occasions for no reason

winged hinge
#

💀

exotic mortar
#

p sure he's straight

#

he got that haircut

#

i was shocked when i saw it

winged hinge
#

the middle part?

exotic mortar
#

on his insta

#

yea

#

like wtf

winged hinge
#

it looks better now than when he first got it

exotic mortar
#

and he got a fucking iphone too

winged hinge
#

ya

#

my goat

native hatch
winged hinge
#

wdym

exotic mortar
late grotto
#

@winged hinge who is this Kyle fella

winged hinge
#

asian middle part

winged hinge
exotic mortar
native hatch
winged hinge
#

he does not want me either

exotic mortar
#

have u ever seen him shirtless

winged hinge
#

💀 no

native hatch
#

and at first it was like wtf

winged hinge
late grotto
native hatch
winged hinge
#

💀

#

do you want him?

late grotto
winged hinge
#

he's single yea

native hatch
#

just kidding

devout mirage
#

you guys should hit up this guy in engineering named michael

native hatch
#

no i’m good

#

🫡

winged hinge
#

well

#

"really"

native hatch
#

my roster too full

winged hinge
#

good friends

devout mirage
winged hinge
#

roster never too full 😏 (i do not have a roster)

devout mirage
late grotto
native hatch
#

if anyone wants me potentially send them my way

winged hinge
native hatch
#

i am being fr

winged hinge
devout mirage
late grotto
exotic mortar
native hatch
#

💀💀

exotic mortar
#

THAT'S A W RIZZ

devout mirage
#

i tried

late grotto
#

imagine not being from a coast

#

MF from OHIOOO

native hatch
winged hinge
#

.

devout mirage
winged hinge
#

.

#

ok.

devout mirage
#

you're locked in

native hatch
#

and doesn’t even go here

exotic mortar
#

couldn't be me

#

🤣

winged hinge
#

💀

#

ur worse than i am

#

mf

native hatch
#

how am i going to date a man from rice from nyc

exotic mortar
#

imagine being in or bordering ohio

late grotto
exotic mortar
#

i would personally evacuate myself

winged hinge
#

LMFAO

devout mirage
exotic mortar
#

after evacuating my bowels from shitting myself

native hatch
exotic mortar
devout mirage
winged hinge
#

@exotic mortar i went "kyle yk sometimes ppl like me" and he went "LMFAOOOOOO 🤣 "

late grotto
winged hinge
#

see u tmrw!

exotic mortar
#

huh

native hatch
#

id lowkey be down for anything tbh anyone who wants me can feel free to dm me

#

taking those cold emails fr fr

devout mirage
native hatch
#

i have too much gma e

#

game

devout mirage
exotic mortar
#

down for what

#

for getting money from you?

native hatch
devout mirage
native hatch
devout mirage
#

i saw one in knight armor

native hatch
exotic mortar
#

are you white

#

你是外人吗

devout mirage
#

caly is white

winged hinge
#

so white

exotic mortar
#

oh

winged hinge
#

so white

devout mirage
#

caly is the most white person ive met

winged hinge
#

real

#

WAIT HAVE WE MET??

#

or did i miss u

devout mirage
winged hinge
#

rip

devout mirage
#

and then the other time you were free i went to

winged hinge
#

lollll

devout mirage
#

and you guys got worried

winged hinge
#

yeah at like 2am

exotic mortar
#

When i eat really spicy food

winged hinge
#

that's rly embarrassing

devout mirage
exotic mortar
#

Or go get starbucks

loud bay
#

any fellow bananas in the chat

devout mirage
#

like the one time we were both free

devout mirage
native hatch
#

aka balkan

#

i can tolerate spicy

#

and i had tiger parents

devout mirage
native hatch
#

but i also got that white dawg in me 😟

devout mirage
native hatch
#

aside from the sarmale/mich/cozonak eating dawg