Columbia University (2023-2024)

[devout mirage]

Not really

[pale crown]

The en and en dashes are your friend.

[bitter iris]

ye i still have to edit

im at 250

rn

[devout mirage]

I think I mentioned it in the diversity essay

Or community

[pale crown]

I didn’t mention it at all. Which I kind of regret but I was able to get really specific into a professor’s research.

[bitter iris]

can u checkk my supps if u dont mind tn or tmr?

[bitter iris]

did u get in ed

[devout mirage]

When's deadline

Hella busy this week cuz finals

[devout mirage]

Yeah

[bitter iris]

jan 1

[bitter iris]

yeah thats fine i can do next or winter break if thats fine

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

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[red cliff]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[steep lodge]

wait what

thats crazy

guys do u think less ppl applied bc of the ranking drop or nah

[winged hinge]

doubt

bc last year was like no more rankings bc of the scandal

sooo

how much worse could that be

[steep lodge]

oh...

im highkey getting rejected

but keep subconsciously visualizing a miracle

its so annoying

[winged hinge]

trust

[native hatch]

u got this

[hollow galleon]

did yall get good fin aid packages?

[native hatch]

Yes

[stone ravine]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[stone ravine]

Imma enjoy my skiing ⛷️

[devout mirage]

70k in aid

[hollow galleon]

gyad damn thats really good

For a family that makes a gross of 300k, any estimates of aid?

Cuz i heard past like 150 or something they might not even give any aid at all

[undone sky]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[blissful elbow]

!columbi

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[restive ravine]

this isn’t real bro

[uncut igloo]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[glacial ore]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[quasi kayak]

OH I LOVE THE GOOD LORD

the day is here

[red cliff]

roaree woke up

[pale crown]

Please Roaree 🫶

[wise haven]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jiggy-with-it-gif-14549751785811634634

[red cliff]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[distant flower]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[stone ravine]

Time to miiimimimiiii

[quasi kayak]

lalala🥰

[pale crown]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[stone ravine]

You’re fine go sleep

[quasi kayak]

i am Not

[stone ravine]

I should sleep

I’m going snowboarding while coconut decisions snowball.

[restive ravine]

Bro

[rugged junco]

i wish i could sleep

[muted storm]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[quasi kayak]

shitting crying throwing up.

[west gazelle]

Petition to change the Columbia video background music to "Welcome to New York (Taylor's Version)" 🤣

[uncut igloo]

There’s a video if you get accepted?

[steep lodge]

is there a video if i get rejected

like womp womp

!columbia

[neat marten]

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ApplyingToCollege

[quasi kayak]

this is a great idea

[native hatch]

yes

[native hatch]

no unfortunately

you’ll open ur decision and see the “click here” screen

if u get in

else it’ll redirect u to the letter

[uncut igloo]

😰

[quasi kayak]

i am terrified for that letter screen

[pale crown]

My stomach would DROP

[quasi kayak]

RIGHTTT

[south hemlock]

i hope u get to see that vid

[quasi kayak]

i’m praying but the vibes just ain’t vibing :(

[undone sky]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[native hatch]

admissions is making welcome posts lol

i just walked past a photo

[quasi kayak]

oh brother

why am i throwin up rn

[native hatch]

ur fine cj it’ll all work out

[quasi kayak]

this is what i get for putting off rd supps

😍☝️

[pale crown]

I hope Roaree packaged my acceptance 🤞🤞

[muted storm]

just to freak y’all out a bit

[quasi kayak]

i posted this on my insta story lol

[devout mirage]

Don't come here

[quasi kayak]

😭😍

[pale crown]

Roaree is living the life while my stomach is folding inside out.

[wise haven]

Bro hates us

[devout mirage]

I hate lit hum

[wise haven]

Bro has to take the core

But Fr englihs sucks

[red cliff]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[wise haven]

Bud you needa calm down 😭

[uncut igloo]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[pale crown]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[pale crown]

So close.

[frank olive]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[olive forge]

0

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

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[devout mirage]

Gl

[blissful elbow]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

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[steep lodge]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

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[native hatch]

i can second this

🥰

[subtle granite]

I didn’t apply here but good luck to all of you waiting on admissions results

[native hatch]

i see

so THATS what the car was for

i passed it and was like HUH what is this

fun fact columbia was chartered in 1756 on halloween

by king george

[quasi kayak]

shiver me timbers

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[quasi kayak]

oh BOY

[native hatch]

shiver me timbers

!!!

[quasi kayak]

i’m literally shivering rn

[native hatch]

u got this cj!!

[quasi kayak]

NO I DONT

[native hatch]

who else ed’d

omg

@wise haven ❤️

hi

[red cliff]

meee

[quasi kayak]

IM DYING

[wise haven]

Hello

[wise haven]

Eh you’ll be fine

[quasi kayak]

i’ll be fine i guess yeah

[cunning osprey]

guys its joever for me

[steep lodge]

i feel like if ur this invested ur probably getting in

[native hatch]

hi hi

[native hatch]

come to nyc

[quasi kayak]

what is this supposed to mean

[native hatch]

watch the geminids tonight

come come

[wise haven]

No

I am working

I have a lot of hw

[native hatch]

lies

!

b e so fr

ur on discord rn

[wise haven]

Yeah cause I’m avoiding it

I don’t wanna work

[cunning osprey]

wait theres a meteor shower in nyc??

wont it get blocked by the light pollution?

i feel like i wont see shit

[wise haven]

You won’t

[native hatch]

ok is

so

last night

a group of friends and i went into riverside park after midnight

found a bench

and watched the geminids

[quasi kayak]

go to the observatory 😍🤞

[native hatch]

and they were beautiful

10+ very bright ones we saw

1-2 per minute

it was great

[cunning osprey]

that sounds so nice

too bad i cant

im camping the portal rn

[native hatch]

sigh

you have another 2 hours

don’t stress

[quasi kayak]

bookie they don’t come in until a few horus

[quasi kayak]

one of them was me yup yup

[cunning osprey]

ik

[quasi kayak]

this baddie on her way to nyc

[native hatch]

💥☄️ ur admitted video

u got this

[quasi kayak]

i’m so worried

[pliant wren]

U got this

[wise haven]

Yin appeared???

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-gif-19081723

[pliant wren]

[restive ravine]

STRESSING YALL

[native hatch]

all the columbia students rising from the depths

[restive ravine]

ONE OF MY NYU FRIENDS GOT AN EMAIL

AND THEY GOT IN

[native hatch]

more like sinking to the depths tbh i’m stressed af

[restive ravine]

I’m sinking bruh

[pliant wren]

Procrastination insane

[weak delta]

!columbja

[pliant wren]

First final in a few days

[weak delta]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[native hatch]

lit hum final tmr 🙏

[restive ravine]

I’m mentally and physically unable to do anything rn

[native hatch]

lit hum ez

frosci ez

worried abt math and physics

[wise haven]

I don’t know anyone who got in and the only person who could’ve had dropped me !

[native hatch]

sadge

[wise haven]

So much fun!

[pliant wren]

Physics is so aids

[native hatch]

literally

wait are u taking physics

[pliant wren]

I’m so fucked

Yeah

[native hatch]

what physics are u in

[restive ravine]

LOL

[wise haven]

AP physics is bad enough

[wise haven]

I hate my friends sometimes !

[pliant wren]

1401

[native hatch]

ohh icic

[wise haven]

Well Ig no longer friends

[native hatch]

i’m in 1601 and i’m so doomed

i should’ve taken 14

[pliant wren]

I literally don’t know anything

[native hatch]

lowkey same

[pliant wren]

My only A is in CS

[native hatch]

even tho i’m a supposed physics major

aaaggghhhhh

what cs are u taking

[restive ravine]

Gang

[pliant wren]

Intro to Java

[restive ravine]

Did your checklist disappear too

[native hatch]

me next sem

[pliant wren]

I haven’t attended a single lecure

[native hatch]

tell me how i have an A in hon math but i’m barely gonna pass physics

[pliant wren]

Since September

[native hatch]

i’m so doomed

[pliant wren]

I’m just laying in bed

[native hatch]

valid

[pliant wren]

[native hatch]

were u in AOE or UW this sem

[pliant wren]

Uw

[native hatch]

oh icic

the game expo for AOE was so cool

[pliant wren]

How was it

Idk what to expect

What you even do in AOE

[native hatch]

i’m cc not seas but from my seas friend who took aoe basically they just bring in lecturers, and then you have a final common project, and a departmental project

so you do a common project (which was game expo)

and then there is a project based on intended major

[pliant wren]

Ooh

I hate the core curriculum though

I don’t know why I have to bother taking physics as a CS major

Stupid af

[quasi kayak]

the ppl i know that applied yale rea ALL got in

[pliant wren]

Feederrrrr

[wise haven]

Bro knows the nerds

It is SO over

[quasi kayak]

no i come from an underfunded public school

these r people from a program

[pliant wren]

Same

[wise haven]

Feeeederrrrrr

[pliant wren]

Did you already commit

Oh wait

Fuck

[wise haven]

Bud 💀

[native hatch]

he did STARS

columbia flyin

the chances he doesn’t get accepted are lower than the actual acceptance rate of the school

[quasi kayak]

what if said person wrote poopy caca for his essays

[pliant wren]

My personal statement seemed mid af ngl

Idk what happened

[native hatch]

same

[native hatch]

so were mine

[quasi kayak]

i tried being avant- garde w my caps but it was

[native hatch]

ur good

trust

[pale crown]

No! All us ED applicants are Barack.

[quasi kayak]

praying

[cunning osprey]

im really hoping bruh

im coping for rejection by saying that the core is utter ass

[native hatch]

realistically ~93% of you all will get rejected ed ❤️

[pliant wren]

[cunning osprey]

u didnt have to speak facts there

[native hatch]

there is no point in hoping for an acceptance let yourself not grieve something that wasn’t ever highly probable in the first place

[quasi kayak]

PERIOD

[native hatch]

❤️

coming from a place of love

[quasi kayak]

this is crazy sentiment

[simple iris]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[native hatch]

it makes getting in less conditioned and more appreciative tbh

[simple iris]

Bet ya’ll nervous af

[quasi kayak]

like most a bad way

not**

just jarring

[quasi kayak]

no wdym i’m extremely well adjusted and level headed rn 🥰

[devout mirage]

I'm going to shoot myself

[quasi kayak]

okay’

[native hatch]

me too

!!!!!

I LOVEE FINALS

[devout mirage]

Lit hum

Symposium

What are these

[native hatch]

SYMPOSIUM

[devout mirage]

Bum ass names

[native hatch]

I DONT KNOW THE CHARACTES

ME NETIEB

DIOTAMA OR WHOVEEVR THE FUCK was talking abt ascension of love

[pliant wren]

Imagine CC

[winged hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[native hatch]

there was the aristophanes guy

[winged hinge]

good luck yal

[native hatch]

who was talking bout two halves

[winged hinge]

@pliant wren aint no way ur chokign 1400

🤣

[native hatch]

and then everyone else is irrelevant

[pliant wren]

Bro chill

[winged hinge]

jk im so stressed

[wise haven]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-love-hi-bye-cat-gif-5848836

[devout mirage]

No

Diotimas ladder

Socrates

[winged hinge]

lowk the final is weighted sm

and for what

😟

[devout mirage]

And then u gotta remember uh

[pliant wren]

Some guy got a 25/26 on the first midterm

[native hatch]

im a cc stem major

i’m kms

[devout mirage]

Cc is easy

99 in calc 3 rn

Zzz

[winged hinge]

i forget ur acc smart

it's rly annoying

[devout mirage]

LMAO

[native hatch]

hope u fail ur final

just kidding

[winged hinge]

like bro is good at violin and is smart

[devout mirage]

Wsym

[native hatch]

love you

[winged hinge]

annoying

[native hatch]

hope you pass

[devout mirage]

I just need 85 for a+

🙏

[winged hinge]

freak!

[native hatch]

nice

hope you get a 84

[pliant wren]

Should I start my final essay due tmr

[winged hinge]

getting an A+ in math is acc freak shit

[native hatch]

84

[devout mirage]

Need cum laude after 4 years

[winged hinge]

u slay

[devout mirage]

I have a

B+

[winged hinge]

which UW r u in im stressin

[devout mirage]

In uw

Bc

[pliant wren]

Nah that’s some nerdy shit

[devout mirage]

My teacher a bitch

[winged hinge]

u wanna cum WHAT

[devout mirage]

No it looks good

[native hatch]

id need a 98% to get a fuckin A+ in math 😭

[pliant wren]

Are you doing grad

[devout mirage]

Magma cum award

[native hatch]

and that isn’t possible even with the curve

[devout mirage]

Prob not

[winged hinge]

BAZINGA

[winged hinge]

97 for me 🤡

[pliant wren]

With Allison

Contemporary issues

[native hatch]

how the fuck am i gonna get an A+ in proof based linalg

😭

joever

[devout mirage]

Allison the teacher or the freshman

[winged hinge]

slay

[pliant wren]

Idk any Allison’s

Prof

[winged hinge]

im in climate next sem

hopefully itll be chill

[devout mirage]

Pray ur instructor is good

Mine needs to take ureading

[pliant wren]

I think ima get a C in physics

I’ll take it

[winged hinge]

YOU DONT NEED IT ANYWYAS

RAHHHH CS

[native hatch]

wait which instructor

[pliant wren]

Fuck that shit

[native hatch]

for climate uw

[devout mirage]

I'm switching to

[winged hinge]

i dont think ive ever met u ngl

[devout mirage]

Applied math

[native hatch]

i have climate uw next sem

[winged hinge]

or like weve met but i didnt put the pieces tg

[winged hinge]

WAIT WHAT ME TOO

horst

[native hatch]

FUCK YOU

[pliant wren]

Who me?

[native hatch]

YOU GOT SO LUCKY

[winged hinge]

did u get schoch

[pliant wren]

Prolly not

[native hatch]

I WANTED HORST SO BAD

NO

[winged hinge]

ya

LOL

L

[native hatch]

i got a grad student

[pliant wren]

Which dorm you in

[ashen sierra]

!columbia

[neat marten]

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[winged hinge]

oh ur chillin

[native hatch]

he’s great but

not horst

[winged hinge]

john jay

15

[pliant wren]

Wallach 5

[winged hinge]

ohhh what

DO U KNOW

UH

ANGEL

[pliant wren]

You can see my dorm if you look down

[winged hinge]

AND LEO

WHAT

[devout mirage]

Leo

[winged hinge]

I WAS J THERE

[devout mirage]

Omg leo

[winged hinge]

STEVEN

[native hatch]

wait i’m in john jay 5

[devout mirage]

Bro is on my calc 3

[devout mirage]

Which steven

[winged hinge]

ya

[native hatch]

LOL WAIT

[devout mirage]

He?

[pliant wren]

Yeah but not personally my room isolated from everyone

[winged hinge]

no doxxing 😵

[native hatch]

do you face inwards

[devout mirage]

Bruh

[winged hinge]

steven leo's roommate dumbass

[native hatch]

towards john jay

[devout mirage]

Ion know who Leo's roommate is bruh

[winged hinge]

(i dont know steven's last name 😭)

he's poli sci premed

[pliant wren]

I go to the bathroom in front of their door

[winged hinge]

WAIT WHAT

AND IVE NEVER SEEN U

[pliant wren]

Be hearing noises at 3 am

[winged hinge]

I WAS J THERE

[pliant wren]

😂😂

[winged hinge]

WHATT

[winged hinge]

😄

they be haigng

[native hatch]

ARE U THE GUY IN THE DORM IN WALLACH ACROSS FROM JJ5 LOUNGE

[winged hinge]

they made a superbed yesterday

it was cute

[pliant wren]

I’m next to the RA

[winged hinge]

ima come find u

later

[pliant wren]

LOL

[native hatch]

i wanna come too lowkey

[winged hinge]

👁️👁️

[devout mirage]

💀

Go study

[winged hinge]

shut up

lithum

💀

[devout mirage]

I was supposed to do so much fun stuff this week but my friends n I r just studying n playing fucking Bloons

[pliant wren]

Idk how thin the walls are I be hella loud

[devout mirage]

💀

[winged hinge]

I LOVE BLOONS

my friends are goiung out tmrw lol

[devout mirage]

LOL we on the battles 2 grind

[winged hinge]

slayyy

[winged hinge]

🤨

[native hatch]

im@going out tonight again

✨

[devout mirage]

Where

[winged hinge]

@pliant wren are u taking data struct next sem

oh w who

[pliant wren]

Yeah

[fiery quarry]

what do ur stats look like

[pliant wren]

Shit idek

[native hatch]

riverside

to see the meteors again

[winged hinge]

good luck 🤣

[pliant wren]

Brian Borowski

[winged hinge]

last midterm avg was a 67

median was a 69

[devout mirage]

Nice

[winged hinge]

🤣

[devout mirage]

I'm making my hinge rn

[pliant wren]

Imma ace that

[winged hinge]

LMFAOOOO

[pliant wren]

Tryst

[winged hinge]

20 ppl got above a 90

[native hatch]

why use hinge when you have a best friend

fr fr

[winged hinge]

theres 350 somet people

[native hatch]

anyway

[fiery quarry]

manifesting columbia rn

[winged hinge]

it was so funny

(not funny almost had a heart attack)

[pliant wren]

I got a 90 on my last midterm

[devout mirage]

💀 u don't date ur best friend

[winged hinge]

slayy

intro to java is cool

[fiery quarry]

where can i see the stats of how many people applied

[winged hinge]

leo's in that too

[native hatch]

it’s friends without commitment

it’s great

[winged hinge]

prolly come out later

[devout mirage]

Huh

[pliant wren]

I don’t be attending lectures

[winged hinge]

fair

[pliant wren]

Cram the day before

[devout mirage]

Wdym without commitment

[fiery quarry]

no from previous years i mean

[native hatch]

u can date ur best friend

it’s just noncommittal

[winged hinge]

i heard the prof is good tho

caly r u ok

[pliant wren]

He’s hella loud

[native hatch]

still prob no

[winged hinge]

ur seas right

[native hatch]

but i am better

[pliant wren]

Yuh

[winged hinge]

😭

[native hatch]

🙏

[winged hinge]

slay

seas on top

[pliant wren]

I need physics out the way

[winged hinge]

hmu if u want data struct rubrics or anythnig

[winged hinge]

whos ur prof?

[pliant wren]

Cory Dean

[devout mirage]

Yeah you'll also end up ruining ur friendship

[winged hinge]

i have raymer 😍

loml

[devout mirage]

👍

[winged hinge]

ooo i see

[pliant wren]

Bro I was supposed to have him

Then they swapped professors

[winged hinge]

do u have him next sem

[pliant wren]

Thankfully

[winged hinge]

YOOO

[pliant wren]

🙏🙏

[winged hinge]

none of my friends have him

i do tho

[native hatch]

like i care LOL

[devout mirage]

!! What

[native hatch]

it’s already ruined

[pliant wren]

are your swipes broken at JJs

[native hatch]

nobody treats their friend like this

[pliant wren]

I did 10 express swipes this week 😂😂

[native hatch]

idk i intend to go to john jay for dinner

WHAT

LMFAO

[pliant wren]

My thingy is glitched

[native hatch]

nice

imma have to go get more

tbh

[pliant wren]

I started with 15 or 16 and used like 40 swipes

[winged hinge]

😭

[pliant wren]

The scanner broken or something

[native hatch]

u could also just be using ALL of your backup swipes

[pliant wren]

What’s that

Wha are backup swipes

[devout mirage]

😬

[native hatch]

a # of swipes you get each semester to make sure you have swipes when you go over

so you can still eat

[pliant wren]

I don’t think so

[devout mirage]

Idk just need wifey atp

🥱

[devout mirage]

Or dining dollars

[native hatch]

lmfao

[devout mirage]

Bro I have 5 cents dining dollars left

Matcha latte at butler too good

[native hatch]

I HSVE LOKE 12 LET

[pliant wren]

I sfill have $125

[native hatch]

LEFT

[winged hinge]

caly:
me and gues:

[winged hinge]

i havent tried it i kinda wanna

[native hatch]

im in such a good place rn

[devout mirage]

How's ur sem been

[pliant wren]

Where do I use dining dollars

[devout mirage]

Get it with oatmilk

Trust

[winged hinge]

good dawg we rockin

ooo

sounds yummy

[pliant wren]

I got $125 just sitting there

[winged hinge]

i shall trust

[native hatch]

listening to mitski

[winged hinge]

flex or dining dollars

[native hatch]

🔥

[winged hinge]

dining dollars??

buy me sushi 😍

[winged hinge]

wbu big dog

[winged hinge]

entering my lover girl arc next sem

[devout mirage]

Lowk 10/10

Meh 9/10

Just.missing one thing 🥱

[pliant wren]

Dining dollars

[winged hinge]

wifey

[eternal hare]

hey gang asking for a friend did the ed's come out

[winged hinge]

i want a girlfriend 😔

[winged hinge]

nah one hour babe

congrats on neu !

[eternal hare]

ok word

thank u!!

[winged hinge]

buy me sushih 😍

[pliant wren]

From@where

[native hatch]

sigh

i want sushi too

[pliant wren]

I want some actual food

[native hatch]

cafe east

[winged hinge]

cafe east

[pliant wren]

Rn

[devout mirage]

Next sem trust

[winged hinge]

loll

[native hatch]

pull up

[winged hinge]

i believe in u

[devout mirage]

Fuck I gotta get dinner

[winged hinge]

i lowkey want a girlfriend

[devout mirage]

No stop

[native hatch]

barnard women

[devout mirage]

Competition

No

[winged hinge]

LMFAOOOO

[devout mirage]

Go away

[winged hinge]

HAHAHAH

[devout mirage]

😬

I like my women t10

[pliant wren]

What else is at Cafe East

[devout mirage]

T12

[winged hinge]

theres this girl on my floor

[devout mirage]

Whatever

[winged hinge]

but RAHHHH

[native hatch]

says the guy who obsessed over a barnard woman for like 3 months

[devout mirage]

👀 WHO

DM

[winged hinge]

.

[devout mirage]

Huh

[winged hinge]

she wont want u

shes basically completely gay

[devout mirage]

Idc I wanna see if I know her

Lmao

[pliant wren]

glad I met mine in HS

[winged hinge]

oh fuck no

[native hatch]

i want her

[devout mirage]

Wait ur on jj15

Wait u know that slovakian girl

Hahaha

[native hatch]

UR “WORK WIFE”

[winged hinge]

long distance didnt work out 🤣

[native hatch]

😂

[restive ravine]

omgomgomg

[devout mirage]

Shush I'm getting an internship at EU cuz of her

[winged hinge]

happy for u tho /gen :))

[royal widget]

Release when?

[pliant wren]

I live in the city

[restive ravine]

im actually so scared rn

[winged hinge]

oh slay

[restive ravine]

7 pm

[winged hinge]

uh who

[pliant wren]

She’s like 30 minutes away from me

[native hatch]

daniela

[winged hinge]

ohh

[winged hinge]

AW

WWW

is she in college?

[steep lodge]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

Columbia University decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
1 hour, 17 minutes and 9 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[pliant wren]

Yeah

[winged hinge]

nicee

[native hatch]

i only date for prestige

[pliant wren]

She didn’t wanna apply to Columbia or Barnard cause she didn’t believe in herself

[native hatch]

t10 or bust

[devout mirage]

Uhm

[pliant wren]

[winged hinge]

did u think she woudlve gotten in

[pliant wren]

She had some nice stats

[winged hinge]

it be like that

-w-

WAIT I NEE TO GRIND CHEM

FUCK CHEM BRO

[pliant wren]

I feel bad cuz she gotta us swipe that disgusting $2.90 fare to get here

Damn fuck

Reminded me

[winged hinge]

30% gets an A

❤️

lol

[pliant wren]

Who dot yo hahe

Do you have

For chem

[winged hinge]

patkin

:|

[pliant wren]

Same

[winged hinge]

hate him

[pliant wren]

fr? I thought everyone liked him

[winged hinge]

do u?

[pliant wren]

I don’t like any of my professors

[winged hinge]

he's met obama!

[native hatch]

@devout mirage you

[winged hinge]

oh 😭

[pliant wren]

Oh yeah I saw that

Casually chilling with the president

[devout mirage]

Eh I'm not that much of one

Only w friends

[native hatch]

anymore

[winged hinge]

it's not alcoholism if ur w others

💯

[native hatch]

true

[devout mirage]

Actually I take that back

Beta hehe

[native hatch]

fuck i need more vodka

[winged hinge]

not rn 💀

[native hatch]

we ran out

maybe after finals

[weak delta]

Aren't u a freshman

[hexed canyon]

why is this the alcohol thread

[weak delta]

[winged hinge]

ugh i shoudlve gone to beta

[hexed canyon]

go to #🏡-verified-village with that

let the kids stress in peace

[native hatch]

sigh

[devout mirage]

Was good

[native hatch]

the college experience is becoming an alcoholic

[devout mirage]

Yeah guys if u get in we have good parties

[winged hinge]

no it's not 😭

dont say that to the KIDS

[winged hinge]

i dont have access :(

[hexed canyon]

get verified then

[winged hinge]

@devout mirage did you go to any of the formals

ohh

[devout mirage]

Yes

Fgli and trip a

[winged hinge]

oooo

good??

[devout mirage]

Also beta was technically a formal

[winged hinge]

i j didnt wanna pay

[devout mirage]

Just masquerade

[winged hinge]

yeah i was going to go

but aoe

lol

[devout mirage]

Fgli was free i just went for food

[winged hinge]

was up until 9am

[devout mirage]

Oh yeah LMAO my eng friends came late

[winged hinge]

😔

[quasi kayak]

the panic is setting in

[cunning osprey]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

Columbia University decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
59 minutes and 58 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[cunning osprey]

the hours are gone

wheres jesus

[native hatch]

i’m going to go eat dinner spam me if u get in

!!

gl y’all

[winged hinge]

ONE HOUR WOOO

[hollow galleon]

caly just tell them to accept me plz

[winged hinge]

@native hatch wher er u going

[hollow galleon]

go knock on the admissions office door or smth

[native hatch]

john jay

[winged hinge]

oh enjoy

[native hatch]

i need to bring ziggy food too

[winged hinge]

john jay looks kinda gas acc

maube ill run down in a little

[devout mirage]

It's aight tday

[quasi kayak]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

Columbia University decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
49 minutes and 37 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[quasi kayak]

COLOMBIAAAAAA

ME ENCANTO

[devout mirage]

thats what my host said too

he said engineers are lucky

It's annoying

[steep shard]

!penn

[neat marten]

University of Pennsylvania ED Date

University of Pennsylvania ED decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
41 minutes and 41 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[winged hinge]

😋

[steep lodge]

idek why im so stressed

i literally have 0 chance

[undone sky]

literally same

[cunning osprey]

almost 30 min left

[stone ravine]

Have fun!

[hollow galleon]

fuck it we ball

whatever happens happens ig

[cunning osprey]

thats life

[hollow galleon]

my parents dont even want me to go

[wise haven]

ay dont steal my lines

wtf

[wise haven]

why

[hollow galleon]

because its 80k a year lmfao

and i live in san diego

[wise haven]

yeah fair reason

[hollow galleon]

so its 12 hours away haha

[stone ravine]

The way my friend is more concerned about my Ed than I am 😭

[boreal venture]

Good luck children

[stone ravine]

Yayyyy

[pliant wren]

Someone open it on live stream

[quasi kayak]

oh BROTHER

[cunning osprey]

guys

less than 10 minutes'

[quasi kayak]

all of the junior girls are hyping around me

[restive ravine]

Manifest

[quasi kayak]

they all asked me if i got in today and i was like “YALL IDK

[stone ravine]

Come on we got important things to do

It’s her

It’s her

And me and you

[cunning osprey]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

Columbia University decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
7 minutes and 26 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[cunning osprey]

god be with us

[vapid plank]

pussied out of ed here

i need to live vicariously thru u guys so GOOD LUCK

[cunning osprey]

the knots in my stomach are forming

[restive ravine]

I’m not ready

[pliant wren]

I remember that

[cunning osprey]

fuck

[wise haven]

BROOOO O

ITS HITTING

[cunning osprey]

wait the mods put on cooldown

[slender hamlet]

WE GOT THIS

[cunning osprey]

damn mods

[quasi rover]

Y'ALLL GOTT THIS GOOD LUCKKK

[cunning osprey]

3 min

[slender hamlet]

2

[cunning osprey]

i need to cope rn

[slender hamlet]

Believe

You got this!

[cunning osprey]

columbia sucks columbia suckscolumbia suckscolumbia sucks

the core is trash

[slender hamlet]

100% acceptance rate

[vague basin]

GOOD LUCK

[cunning osprey]

less than 1

[hollow galleon]

i dont wanna check

[royal widget]

l

[hollow galleon]

glhf

[winged hinge]

💪

[flint frost]

LMG GLL

[winged hinge]

!columbia

[neat marten]

Columbia University ED Date

Columbia University decisions come out <t:1702598400:F> in your local time
19 seconds until the decision date

ApplyingToCollege

[winged hinge]

loll

[royal widget]

!columbia

Bro be fr

[vague basin]

the pause

[cunning osprey]

i didnt get in

[slender hamlet]

you and me

[winged hinge]

🫂

[wise haven]

😔

it is SO over

[vague basin]

what happened

[wise haven]

what do u think abe

[red cliff]

I GOT IN

[wise haven]

W

[foggy ravine]

CONGRATSSS

[cunning osprey]

w

[winged hinge]

CONGRATS

[hollow galleon]

man fuck im too nervous to check

[flint frost]

CONGRATSSSSS

[neat marten]

carly asks: Your result?

1⃣: Accepted
2⃣: Deferred
3⃣: Rejected

[vague basin]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-just-too-good-to-be-true-henry-with-love-too-good-to-be-true-youre-too-amazing-gif-24206875

[hallow kelp]

How do u tell if u got rejected or deffered 💀💀💀

[wise haven]

they say

[flint frost]

itll tell u

[hallow kelp]

Bet

[wise haven]

like that first line

[vague basin]

THATS STILL GOOD

[weak delta]

@restive ravine

[wise haven]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[flint frost]

ITS OK U CAN DO IT

[devout mirage]

W

@quasi kayak

[weak delta]

@quasi kayak

[devout mirage]

DID U GET IN?

[weak delta]

I wanna know cj and hater

[pliant wren]

He celebrating

[flint frost]

CJCJ U HAVW TO LET US KNOW

[wise haven]

hes celebrating

[vague basin]

CJ DEF GOT IN

[bitter iris]

WHAT THE FUCK

[restive ravine]

rejected

[bitter iris]

LETS GOOO TITXNNNN

[restive ravine]

not even deffered

[wise haven]

NOOOOO

😔

[pale crown]

Rejected

[cunning osprey]

i knew my supps were ass

[weak delta]

NOOOOOOO

WTF HOW U GOT ROBBED

[flint frost]

NOOOOOOOO

[wise haven]

NOOOOO

[devout mirage]

😔😔

THATS INSANE

[neat marten]

choices should be seprated by either | or ,

choices should be seprated by either | or ,

[devout mirage]

columbia losing out on all yall

[flint frost]

theres already a poll

[south hemlock]

My phone is so glitchy even

[flint frost]

the three polls 😭

[pliant wren]

Did you get in @wise haven

[quasi kayak]

I ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOILD COMERE

[wise haven]

no

[pliant wren]

Oh shit cj got in

[steep lodge]

U GOT IN?

[pliant wren]

Sheesh

[wise haven]

hes was destined to

[winged hinge]

cj dub???

[pliant wren]

Columbia seas > cc

[winged hinge]

real

[pliant wren]

Still a W tho

[bitter iris]

@quasi kayak CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

NEVER DOUBT URSELF AGAIN

[flint frost]

U GOT IN?

[quasi kayak]

yes!!

[flint frost]

OMGGG YES IM SO PROUD

KNEW ITTT UR SO GOATED

[winged hinge]

see u next year ☺️☺️☺️☺️💖💖

[restive ravine]

wth bro

im gonna kms

rejected not even deferred

[alpine bison]

I got in!

[devout mirage]

lmao i FUCKING TOLD U

U WERE GETTING IN

CALLED IT

[flint frost]

WOOOOHOOO

[cunning osprey]

its ight bro, chill and steamroll those essays

[wise haven]

W

[quasi kayak]

my fin aid package is just okay

😭😭 it’s gonna be close to my cheapest option though idgaf

[pliant wren]

How’d you already get your package

[mental garnet]

good job everyone!!

[vague basin]

whats the cheapest?

[quasi kayak]

columbia

[quasi kayak]

it’s in my fin aid center?

[pliant wren]

I think it took a bit for mine to come in I forgot

[weak delta]

YAY CJ CONGRATS

My future classmate 🎉🔥❤️🥳🥳

[wise haven]

kvd did u get in

[weak delta]

I've gotten the same question in 4 channels I didn't ed bro

[wise haven]

oh

OH YEAHHH

[devout mirage]

WHAT IS IT

[quasi kayak]

it’s $9000 which is my EFC

expensive for my family but like it’s not bad lol

[wise haven]

9k isnt badi

i think i have to pay liek 16k

[weak delta]

How do I calculate efc

[wise haven]

FUCK I NEEDA DO A LOCI

[static jetty]

You get to live in NYC on $9k that's a steal tbh

[quasi kayak]

try the css profile

estimator

[mental garnet]

@wise haven deferred?

[wise haven]

yeah

@native hatch when tf do i send a loci

and what do i do for it

[mental garnet]

slay gl for rd apps

[wise haven]

ty

[stone ravine]

I don’t :(

I was too gay

Or not gay enough :(

[wise haven]

u got in?

i have no idea what that means imma be honest

[mental garnet]

does anyone know acceptance/deferred/rejected rate

[wise haven]

cornell and penn DEMOLISHED with rejections

[native hatch]

hi guys

what happened

[wise haven]

hi caly

[native hatch]

released?

[wise haven]

uh cj and like 2 others got in

[stone ravine]

I’m not gay enough :(

Or too gay

[wise haven]

i do not recall tbh

6k is wild

[native hatch]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

@quasi kayak CINGRATSSASASSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAA

[stone ravine]

They have enough resident silly ppl as is :(

[wise haven]

😔

[stone ravine]

Oh cj got in??? CONGRTASSSS