Columbia University (2023-2024)

[fathom hawk]

yeah

im now not applying to anything ivy lmao (not entirely because epc)

[restive ravine]

i might still apply bc i got nice letter

maybe not ED

[wise haven]

gonna ED anyways cause im clinically insane

[restive ravine]

😭😭

[unique jacinth]

does the nice letter mean you’re actually a competitive applicant or just enough to be semi seriously considered?

[devout mirage]

It means u are a competitive applicant

epc and stars had VERY limited space

just like every fly in

[unique jacinth]

oh hmm interesting thanks

[devout mirage]

stars only had 25 spots, so u can imagine how low the AR was

[quasi kayak]

ed on top

[quasi kayak]

LMFAO

[devout mirage]

what

[quasi kayak]

nothing i just find it so strange that stars was prob more competitive than EPC😭

[stuck badger]

I don’t think so???

[plain birch]

For the Columbia list supplemental, do we just list things or do we explain why we picked them?

[boreal venture]

yall columbia is falling apart

[dense fable]

y

[boreal venture]

the flooding

[dense fable]

oh

[boreal venture]

did u not see lol

[dense fable]

yah i saw i didnt think abt it

[boreal venture]

😭

its so funny

kinda scary

[dense fable]

is ithaca safe

[boreal venture]

but kinda funny

safe in terms of what

[dense fable]

not flooded lol

[boreal venture]

yeah

we r on a huge hill

like when u drive to downtown, u literally have to pop ur ears

cuz the elevation change

[dense fable]

lol

average 🌽goers

Are classes cancelled at Columbia or just online

[boreal venture]

idt either?

@winged hinge

[dense fable]

how

if its flooding

are they just

boating to class?

[winged hinge]

LMAO what

we have classes

[dense fable]

I thought it was FLOODED

[winged hinge]

it's fine now

like everything is fine now

[dense fable]

oh

jae lie to me

[winged hinge]

it was for like a day and it was chill

[dense fable]

[plain birch]

.

[winged hinge]

just list

i love columbia

it's so funsies

so silly

[plain birch]

What about it is funsies

[boreal venture]

it was only like

several ceilings and a staircase

[plain birch]

Do we need authors?

[dense fable]

No

For the list question that follows, there is a 100-word maximum. Please refer to the below guidance when answering this question:

• Your response should be a list of items separated by commas or semicolons.
• Items do not have to be numbered or in any specific order.
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Sorry

[plain birch]

Ah ok.

[boreal venture]

dont explain

cuz it says not to

im a genius

[plain birch]

Jae for the win

[dense fable]

Jae... has a good soul.

[rain raven]

I'd like to go to new york but at the same time atlanta traffic has given me PTSD and if I have to deal with one more hellcat I might go insane

but new york seems cool

[quasi kayak]

I LOVR NEW YORJ

[rain raven]

nah

not until you see those rents

[plain birch]

CJ is currently living a lie

[quasi kayak]

yeah if you’re an elitist pos who thinks they simply must live in manhattan

[hybrid bay]

calling someone elitist just because they want to live in manhattan is just awkward.

[quasi kayak]

you cannot be serious

i was joking pls

nearly everyone who moves to NYC wants to live in manhattan 😭😭😭idk yall

[hybrid bay]

OK GOOD because i was so confused

cuz like arent you EDing?!!?

[quasi kayak]

yes?? i just don’t expect to live in manhattan when o grad

[native hatch]

i simply must live in manhattan (if i had to commute an hour to school every day i’d cry)

[quasi kayak]

duh if you are going to school in NORTHERN MANHATTAN 😭 i feel like i'm going crazy.

[plain birch]

its not that bad

[devout mirage]

@native hatch have you tried the thai tea yet 👀

from absolute bagels

[native hatch]

haven’t been in a hot sec so no not yet

[devout mirage]

lol okay

OMG

LAMP

LAMP SONGS ARE SO GOOD

[native hatch]

real

i’m like falling asleep on my bed rn

it’s so bad

grindset ensues

[quasi kayak]

STARS TICKETS BAGGED HELLO NEW YORK

[simple iris]

Any spring applicants?

[devout mirage]

im back

epc tickets bagged 💰💰💰

[quasi kayak]

is it this weeken?

[devout mirage]

yes

[quasi kayak]

oouuu

[devout mirage]

they made us all a giant ass groupme

crazy amt of kids from nj and nyc

[quasi kayak]

how many of you are there

[devout mirage]

83

[quasi kayak]

weird q but when u got ur tickets did u get an email from delta or just the invoices from the companies?

[devout mirage]

just invoices from the company

not delta ether

either

[quasi kayak]

oh okay. bc it said in my email that i should’ve gotten one from delta and i def didn’t LMFAO

[devout mirage]

mines from like

united

[quasi kayak]

oh…

[quasi kayak]

i just got the invoice from the travel company not the airline…

[devout mirage]

wait

yeah

i only got that too

[quasi kayak]

oh period

i have my confirmation and ticket number

[winged hinge]

cyall soon 😉

[quasi kayak]

live laugh love columbia

how’s the flooding

[golden flint]

oh ur going to stars? that seems fun

[devout mirage]

EPC TOMORROW

[winged hinge]

YAY

[quasi kayak]

stars in 2 weeks 😍😍

[native hatch]

yay

i would come out of my hidey hole rn but i’ve got a lot of physics work to do

[quasi kayak]

I LOVE CREATIVE WRITING

am i doomed if i apply as a creative writing major w no creative writing awards

[devout mirage]

@winged hinge im here

[stuck badger]

oooh hows columbia

[devout mirage]

idk hust got here

[hybrid bay]

yes.

[quasi kayak]

LMFAOOO BUT I LOVE CRW

[wise haven]

rip cj

wait cj getting in regardless

[quasi kayak]

is this sarcastic never know with y’all

[winged hinge]

UHHH

i have smth 8-9 then i’m free

do u get free time

[hybrid bay]

NO

[quasi kayak]

:( idgaf i can and will apply anyway

[hybrid bay]

Mann u need creative writing ecs

[quasi kayak]

i have 1 (one)

[devout mirage]

NO

[winged hinge]

:C

[devout mirage]

im free now

lets meet up @winged hinge

[winged hinge]

girl it’s 12 pm i’m watching a movie w my boyfriend

[devout mirage]

K tomrorow

i thought u were a dude LMAO

[winged hinge]

💀💀

i could be a guy!

but i am not

[devout mirage]

💀

[devout mirage]

bruh im just now free

[native hatch]

im still up 💀

jk i have work to do

[wise haven]

hasnt it only been like a month

IS A MONTH A NORMAL AMOUNT OF TIME TO START DATING SOME1?

[wise haven]

[native hatch]

she’s had a boyfriend

💀

[wise haven]

BROOOO

IM A CHILD

IM A LITERAL CHILD

[native hatch]

ur literally 18

[wise haven]

in 8 days

[native hatch]

🤨

[wise haven]

did not know less than a month was a normal amount of time😭

[native hatch]

bro lied

[wise haven]

i told u my bday is oct 17

I SAID I TURN 18 IN A MONTH

[native hatch]

SHES DATED HIM SINCE BEFORE COLUMBIA

[wise haven]

AND THATS WHY U DIDNT SHOW ME THE DORM

[native hatch]

ohh

[wise haven]

oh they both got in?

[native hatch]

no

[wise haven]

oh

[native hatch]

her boyfriend is in hs

[wise haven]

he better get in

[devout mirage]

If you finish up my hosts are up until 3

[native hatch]

oh fr

who’s hosting u

what dorm

[devout mirage]

carmen

[native hatch]

😭

ain’t no way i’m going to carman

[devout mirage]

i dmed you my hosta name

i can come over

[native hatch]

my dorm is messy af 😭 do you have keycard access to all of the dorms tho

also i don’t know ur host

id be down to talk in my floor lounge

[devout mirage]

ok

sure

what dorm

[native hatch]

wait i’ll dm

[winged hinge]

long distance

[wise haven]

Good for u

[winged hinge]

are u tehre rn!!!

[wise haven]

Im alone (not by choice) but I can’t say I would be fit to love rn so I’m fine with it

[native hatch]

im in my dorm rn

[winged hinge]

ope

[native hatch]

well i could come out to floor lounge

[winged hinge]

wait ur here too?

[wise haven]

Lies ur out getting food

[native hatch]

but im doing work

where

[native hatch]

??? i was earlier

not rn tho

[winged hinge]

skull emoji

[native hatch]

i stopped by westside to get a bagel

and more milk

[winged hinge]

[native hatch]

so tired but have frosci work

[wise haven]

Lowkey I jsut give up on college rn

Dead need a gap year but I’m not the type of person who would make a gap year work so

Fuck it we ball

[native hatch]

college is practically a gap year

[wise haven]

Fair

[hybrid bay]

how is EPC!

[devout mirage]

Yes ppl have started after one week

[devout mirage]

Who

I know like 30% of the first years

[devout mirage]

tiring so far

[boreal venture]

idts

[mental garnet]

pfft write a book

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CqtspEhAsWq/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
🤩🫶

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IM KIDDING BTW PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

[native hatch]

wow ur up early

if i had to wake up earlier than 9 again i think i might die

[boreal venture]

Me waking up at 6:30 for the drive back

Didnt even leave till 10

😭😭

[native hatch]

😭

can’t imagine

i woke up at 9

[devout mirage]

im so tired

im at a class rn

Biomaterials 1

[native hatch]

fun

im in frosci

[devout mirage]

can you swipe me in

[native hatch]

where

i’m in floor lounge rn

[quasi kayak]

unitonicslly found a guy who did this

lied ab being a bestselling author. in a completely unsurprising turn of events he went to exeter

[devout mirage]

Saw a bunch of u mfs today

Or maybe it was tour ppl

My neighbors a tour guide maybe he's urs

He's also seas

[native hatch]

tour people

today is open house

all the hs kiddies are touring

[devout mirage]

What that

We told the tour pple they weren't getting in

[native hatch]

columbia open house

they can walk into things freely today

bro we went into grace dodge

and there were 2 tables reserved by people in suits

and it’s like

why are you reserving A DINING HALL

big tables too

[devout mirage]

Oh I was there

[native hatch]

oh fr when

we left after seeing it was busy

went to diana

[stuck badger]

ooh how’s the fly in

[devout mirage]

30 min ago

[native hatch]

ic

yea i ate earlier

[devout mirage]

Swipe me in

[quasi kayak]

@devout mirage did y’all get columbia drip

[devout mirage]

no

[quasi kayak]

ew tf

[devout mirage]

can you swipe me in

for dinner

[native hatch]

sure

i’m so hungry rn

fr

nah we have real food here

[devout mirage]

I'm at butler

[devout mirage]

too late damn

my schedule is jsut too packed

[devout mirage]

How r u liking it

[devout mirage]

i love it

i might ed

[devout mirage]

Good

I'd show u pics of my time here but it'd be doz

Dox

But yeah it's fun

N u get to meet insane people

[native hatch]

ur the insane person mf

[devout mirage]

How

Insane as in rich and cracked

[native hatch]

oh nvm

ur not

[devout mirage]

Billionaires row parties 🎉

[native hatch]

LMFAO

[devout mirage]

🙏 ty

I'm still winning

[winged hinge]

@devout mirage when u free

[devout mirage]

free niw

in 30 mins

[winged hinge]

10pm?

[devout mirage]

that works

[winged hinge]

i’ll text my schedule is kinda funky rn

[devout mirage]

K dm me

[devout mirage]

@native hatch @devout mirage you should come to lerner

[devout mirage]

I'm at barnard

ill come over

[devout mirage]

i have free reign

[devout mirage]

💀

I'm can't sign u into a barnard dorm

oh wait

u go to barnard?

No

[native hatch]

for what

come to john jay

[devout mirage]

ok

ill come

[native hatch]

i can put a movie on

i’m in my floor lounge

it’s free rn

[devout mirage]

is john jay below

[native hatch]

what

[devout mirage]

Caly I got my UW essay back LMAO

behind

[native hatch]

what did u get

[devout mirage]

butler?

wheres jj

[native hatch]

it’s next to butler

carman is on one side

[devout mirage]

B/B+

[native hatch]

john jay is on the other

nice

[devout mirage]

I hate the way they make you write

[native hatch]

i’m just better

[devout mirage]

Nah

apparently theres a party there so my hosts were heading over regardless

[native hatch]

💀

[devout mirage]

Good writers r gonna get bad grades here

K im at lerner

Wheres

[native hatch]

party in john jay??

[devout mirage]

Bc the rubric is so stupid

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

john jay

[native hatch]

ok so like

go past butler

and

[devout mirage]

K

[native hatch]

then you’ll see a building

with like 4 main lights

directly next to butler

on the left of it

when facing butler

carman is to the right john jay is to the left

it says john jay

on the building

@devout mirage come to floor 5

[devout mirage]

I'm at Barnard bruh

Im looking

[devout mirage]

??

Who the fuck is hosting a party in a single

[native hatch]

what party is in john jay

😭

[devout mirage]

On a Monday night

[native hatch]

literally like

ON A MONDAY NIGHT

😭

[devout mirage]

im so confused

im behind butler

Omg I need to post

I have like 3 posts worth of flicks

[devout mirage]

From lerner walk across front of butler turn right then left and that's John jay

[native hatch]

wdym behind bro

yeah

[devout mirage]

i went to the carmen side behind

Caly ur frosci or uw

Just use Google maps brother 😭

[native hatch]

frosci

don’t go behind butler

go in front of butler

walk to the other side of it

else take the exit next to carman

and take a left

keep walking

and then take another left when you’re on the other side of butler

then take a right

and right there is john jay

[devout mirage]

K im here

how do u get in

[devout mirage]

Where is ur week one post

theres security

[native hatch]

are you 18

wait do you have a keycard

[devout mirage]

no

im 18

[native hatch]

ok i’ll come down and sign you in

[devout mirage]

i have a wristband

[native hatch]

do you have an id on you

like state id or drivers license

[devout mirage]

wait i have a wristbsnd for epc

[native hatch]

i’ll just come down give me a sec

does that get you in

[devout mirage]

ill see if i can get in with that

idk come down here just in case

[native hatch]

you prob can’t i’ll come down

[devout mirage]

cuz im supposed to be with my host

will they log it

[native hatch]

i’m wearing a pink hello kitty hoodie

im coming

im here

[devout mirage]

Lmk if he's hot

[stuck badger]

@devout mirage got into barnard fly in 🥹

[native hatch]

💀

wild

the second i left

the floor lounge got taken

by people not on our floor

[devout mirage]

Is that a no

[devout mirage]

My host abandoned me

[devout mirage]

So u going to barnard?

Im omw back i guess

[stuck badger]

its virtual

[devout mirage]

RIP

[stuck badger]

sucks but omg this is AMAZING

[native hatch]

rip

im still here but o might take a walk

[stuck badger]

the events are 11AM-6:30 VIRTUAL

broooo

[native hatch]

epc kids trying to get into john jay is funny

got asked if i was epc 😭

“no i live here”

[stuck badger]

just curious is this a thread for barnard questions too or nah

[native hatch]

yeah

[stuck badger]

yay 💙

[devout mirage]

Who is ur host

[devout mirage]

ill send u

[devout mirage]

K

[devout mirage]

there

[devout mirage]

Wyd nerd

[native hatch]

probably going to take a walk

idk

are you around

[devout mirage]

Bring him to a food cart

[devout mirage]

I'm @ milstein library

[native hatch]

who’s him bruh

oooooo

do you have a whiteboard table

can i come

i need to do math

[native hatch]

like hooda’s

i took him to jjs

😭

[quasi kayak]

@stuck badger r u barnard ‘28 or naur 🤭

[native hatch]

i genuinely think my microwave might blow up

but i put it on defrost so hopefully it doesn’t

[devout mirage]

No

[native hatch]

aight i sleep then

[devout mirage]

Were going to times square

Lmao hf

Our hosts locked us out

I went a few days ago wasnt bad

[devout mirage]

Huh

Who is we

[gusty timber]

times square isnt all that interesting

[devout mirage]

💀 L

Gl

[native hatch]

that’s such a bad idea

do you have anyone who like knows their way around there

i’d be down to supervise y’all

[devout mirage]

Caly supervising

💀💀

[native hatch]

you act like that isn’t my full time job at this point with my friends

if they aren’t drunk they’re high or almost getting themselves killed at night

[devout mirage]

U worry too much they'll be fine 🥱

[native hatch]

yea i worry too much i should let them in FUCKING NORTH WOODS AT 1AM BY THEMSELVES

[devout mirage]

We went biking on da streets drunk and we came back in one piece

[native hatch]

that’s different

you’re a bunch of guys riding bikes lmao

in a generally well lit area

on the street

[devout mirage]

We stopped at great lawn for like 30 min and talked to Eduardo from Cuba actually

[native hatch]

what

that sounds fun

but you still have a group

[devout mirage]

Yeah see they'll be fine

[native hatch]

my group is like 4

💀

[devout mirage]

Oh

True

Idk if u wanna go to times sq now tho

But hf ig

[native hatch]

i don’t

im in bed

with my contacts off

lights off

blanket on

[fathom hawk]

safest NYC interaction

[devout mirage]

Why don't u just bring them to Butler lawns n chill and get some halal

Orr host them in ur lounge

[native hatch]

my lounge filled up

the second i went down

to jjs

and then i got insulted

they asked if i was fucking sleeping in the lounge

because they saw my blanket

not like there isn’t a ton of work on the whiteboard

or whiteboard markers out

or my youtube study list i didn’t turn o-

IM SCREWED

I LEFT MY PRIME VIDEO ON

[devout mirage]

W who

[boreal venture]

With women????

[devout mirage]

Lmao

@native hatch knows my ws

[boreal venture]

💀💀

[native hatch]

what

[native hatch]

what ws bruh

your friends’ girlfriends

[devout mirage]

No

She doesn't go here

[native hatch]

💀

damn

where’s she go

princeton?

[devout mirage]

Nyu

[devout mirage]

All of them

More than u

[native hatch]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[devout mirage]

Where r ur models

[native hatch]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[boreal venture]

Why r u columbia if ur hs senior

Ohh

[devout mirage]

THANKS FOR SWIPING ME IN

sorry i had to leave

there was an ao coming

and it was curfew

[mental garnet]

damn bro

[stuck badger]

thanks Barack but it’s literally the whole day 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[native hatch]

np

[devout mirage]

are you free today

[native hatch]

after 2:30pm

[gusty timber]

bro woke up at 9 again

[native hatch]

who

[devout mirage]

i tried to see if i could catch u guys but i couldnt

thank you sm for swiping me in tho calypso

[native hatch]

no problem

and no worries

are you headed back?

[winged hinge]

aw :(

[devout mirage]

yep

im at the airport

[native hatch]

aw

safe travels

nice meeting u

if you’re on campus next year lmk! we should all grab lunch sometime

[devout mirage]

i didnt think itd be so strict to be honest

Also

i have the epc acceptance rate

if anyone was wondering

[stuck badger]

kinda curious what it is

[native hatch]

yeah campus security in general is strict

around residential areas

dorm security is super tight

same for dining halls, and libraries

[devout mirage]

9%

[stuck badger]

WHAT

9 percent????

[devout mirage]

yes

[stuck badger]

yo wtf

is this a joke or

how

[native hatch]

im not going to speculate

[golden flint]

like similar to peep i guess

[stuck badger]

idk apparently for the past fly ins ive been to its rlly good ed chances @devout mirage

[native hatch]

yes

that’s how my friend went ivy

[stuck badger]

wdym

[native hatch]

my one friend did a flyin -> ed and got in

[stuck badger]

is it ok if u dont?

[native hatch]

my other did qb and didn’t match but got in rd

[devout mirage]

OH no thats the acceptance rate to the fly in itself

[native hatch]

i just shotgunned and got lucky

[stuck badger]

OH

[native hatch]

yeah

[stuck badger]

like for the ones i did at washu, it was smth like 80 percent ed/rd acceptance rate but they probably prefer ed

[native hatch]

yup

[stuck badger]

if i apply rd is that ok

[devout mirage]

they didnt say for us

they said that if we were accepted they were really interested in us

[native hatch]

id assume fly in -> ed would be some sort of acceptance w/ scholar status

[devout mirage]

most likely

[native hatch]

im not a scholar here but clock is

scholars are like the top ~10% of the class they accept

💀 damn

they aren’t allowed to say that

[devout mirage]

its an intern

[native hatch]

yeah still

😭

[devout mirage]

prob not

[native hatch]

they work for admissions

they’re not allowed to chance u

[devout mirage]

but im not snitching

[stuck badger]

yo are u gonna

[native hatch]

if you ed make sure you still have backups

[devout mirage]

they were breaking all kinda of the "code"

at epc in general

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

they gave us advice which they arent supposed to do

[stuck badger]

ooh like what

[stuck badger]

wdym dont they normally for fly ins?

[devout mirage]

theyre not supposed to

[stuck badger]

like essay tips that kind of thing

[devout mirage]

for columbia its really strict

[native hatch]

yea 💀

they shouldn’t be

[devout mirage]

Nobody really cares dw

I was gonna give my friend 20 bucks to troll y'all and the tour groups

[native hatch]

i mean it gives you an advantage so take the advantage and run with it

holy shit

😭

yeah i mean if you’re native and cracked…

[devout mirage]

so theyre really trying to win me over

Shi next time u come I'll show u what Columbia is actually like 🥱

yeah one of them was worried about yale taking me

[stuck badger]

what do u mean

[native hatch]

shut up

[devout mirage]

like theyre not supposed to say stuff

[native hatch]

you didn’t even come because you were on a “date”

mf

[devout mirage]

its just nuts though

[devout mirage]

When did he come

[native hatch]

when you were at barnard

[stuck badger]

dang wait are u ever worried abt that??

[devout mirage]

i got kicked out pretty much

[native hatch]

i took him to jjs

[stuck badger]

like not having a big native community?

[devout mirage]

theyre all in CC

[native hatch]

no college has a big native community

[devout mirage]

O yeah I was busy sry

[native hatch]

unless it’s near a reserve i assume

[devout mirage]

I'll bring u to ktown or smth next time idk

[native hatch]

but even then

[devout mirage]

dartmouth and stanford do

i mean

[native hatch]

bro take me to ktown

[fathom hawk]

hello kings college

[devout mirage]

not "big"

but theyre large

[native hatch]

id imagine dartmouth does yeah

dartmouth is big on diversity

[fathom hawk]

im def not applying ed here but i might rd

[native hatch]

bigger than columbia

[fathom hawk]

if i can bother to do the supps

[stuck badger]

wait so are u applying ed??

[devout mirage]

👎 only hot girls

/j

[native hatch]

but dartmouth is like 70% white 22% from the top 1% income

soooo

[devout mirage]

Maybe when I'm done with midterms and internship

[devout mirage]

IDK i might

[fathom hawk]

columbia (and ivies in general besides maybe cornell) dont have great cs engineering stuff

[native hatch]

capping

literally capping

[devout mirage]

Dartmouth used to be a native American reeducation camp so yeah

[native hatch]

columbia cs is pretty damn good

[stuck badger]

omg

[devout mirage]

i was surprised they wanted me so bad 💀

[native hatch]

we’re frontiering a lot of AI/ML stuff

[fathom hawk]

im just shooting higher though

[stuck badger]

ngl ur app process will probs go rlly well

[devout mirage]

Look at my pictures LMAO every one of them kinda bad 🔥

[native hatch]

🤨 shooting higher than an ivy

😭

[fathom hawk]

cmu with that -4% admit rate for scs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[devout mirage]

i might ed columbia though

i liked it a lot

[native hatch]

my friend is in cmu scs

and cmu is grind culture

[stuck badger]

btw i dont think ill do the barnard fly in

[native hatch]

virtually any cs place in the top 20 for cs will give you the same opportunities

[devout mirage]

WHY

[stuck badger]

its literally 6 hours on a sunday afternoon+night virtual 😭

[native hatch]

if it’s virtual just put it on in the background lmao

it’s fine

literally just attend

it’s only 6h

[fathom hawk]

true but also columbia prompts

[devout mirage]

U said u had pics with hot men but I don't see any btw

[stuck badger]

idk i wanna be present for fly ins cause ik they give rlly important info too

[native hatch]

????? what

[fathom hawk]

too late for columbia ed deadline

[native hatch]

where

[devout mirage]

Waiting for ur insta post...

[stuck badger]

yoo

[native hatch]

i mean david kipping is

but i don’t have a pic with him yet

[devout mirage]

YO wait mutual me

[fathom hawk]

doesnt columbia have like 4-5 prompts

i need to check

[devout mirage]

ive met you irl so like

[native hatch]

let me get into his lab first 😭

SHHHHH

i don’t want to doxx the lab i’m in now

but i’m working with a prominent one

[devout mirage]

Bro I meant cute boys not nerd shit

🥱

[devout mirage]

Nerdddd

[native hatch]

literally the guy i’ve ranted to u about

literally him

[devout mirage]

oh yeah apparebtly columbias considering tribal affiliation in admissions

thos year

[native hatch]

offset AA

💀

[fathom hawk]

is columbia good in terms of safety

i imagine so

[native hatch]

absolutely

the gates close around columbia at midnight except the main guarded ones

we have public safety in the lobby of every dorm

and every library

[devout mirage]

No pics

[native hatch]

it’s super strict on id access

[native hatch]

he has to send me them

[devout mirage]

Lowk nyc is safe if ur not dumb

Actually we've been dumb and we're fine

So

[native hatch]

yeah just don’t go into north woods at night

[devout mirage]

We did

[native hatch]

literally don’t go into any wooded area at night

ur literally stupid

that’s drug dealer row and people getting fucked and murdered during the day and night

[fathom hawk]

may as well fill out rd

[devout mirage]

We visited the murder alcove

Lolol

[devout mirage]

yes

[native hatch]

💀

[devout mirage]

No I have fun

[native hatch]

stupid

[devout mirage]

Besides my friend told me

[fathom hawk]

my stats have well improved since epc

[devout mirage]

The track record is 2-0 murderers vs Barnard

But 0-0 cc murderers

So we're fine

[native hatch]

yea because you’re not women

gg

[fathom hawk]

and i can grind out essays pretty quickly

[native hatch]

💀

[devout mirage]

Ur in ur room or lounge all day shut up 🥱

[native hatch]

LMAO not true

[fathom hawk]

it isint

but i could do it for fun

[devout mirage]

guest did u ed

[native hatch]

im only in my room rn because i’m tired

[devout mirage]

Yeah

[fathom hawk]

only reason for CMU ed then is gigantic programs in cs

[devout mirage]

what does scholar mean

[fathom hawk]

but almost guaranteed rejection

so idk

[devout mirage]

Where have u went past month besides met

Exactly 🥱

[devout mirage]

Useless

[native hatch]

LMAO multiple places off campus

opera, multiple parks, broadway

several times to different places in harlem

the one mexican bar

LES

chelsea

[devout mirage]

Harlem 💀

[native hatch]

literally

i’ve been to LES chelsea AND midtown

in the past like 2 weeks

so shush

[devout mirage]

When tf

ok guys i have one concern

[fathom hawk]

ik an issue with one of my top choices is that the city sleeps EARLY

and nyc is not that

[native hatch]

nyc never sleeps

[devout mirage]

ppl said that u wont make friends from class

[native hatch]

that’s such a lie

[devout mirage]

Maybe not close close friends

[native hatch]

i randomly met a girl in my physics rec who was coincidentally in my math class and now we get dinner together and do pset

that’s not true either

[devout mirage]

Closest is dorm bc that's easiest

[native hatch]

i met max thru physics

[devout mirage]

Ok

R u close close tho

[native hatch]

yes

LMAO

i see him all the time in the dorm too tho

so i guess that’s part of it

[devout mirage]

Like he would invite you to his house or like live w u as roomates close

[native hatch]

when i come back from math on tuesdays he leaves for ballet

he might do the former

but he’s not from here

[devout mirage]

But this isn't true I have friends @ all my classes n we text often+ get dinner once a week or every so often

• I still talk to my orientation friends and we get lunch or dinner every week too

[native hatch]

oh yeah same

i mean my main group is my orientation group

nsop friends typically stick

[devout mirage]

Also u can find wifey at class

Trust

[native hatch]

💀

bro has no experience with this

[devout mirage]

U have no idea

[native hatch]

yes i do

[devout mirage]

bro my host said there were "so many bad girls that were easy to bag"

[native hatch]

💀

LMFAO

[devout mirage]

Hookups are easy yeau

they were wildin

[native hatch]

from his dorm i can infer that behavior

yeah

hookups ARE easy

[devout mirage]

they were even smoking blunts

[devout mirage]

No

[native hatch]

that’s normal behavior

[fathom hawk]

@native hatch is astrophys in cc or engineering

[devout mirage]

Yeah we chill like that

[native hatch]

cc

[devout mirage]

cc

[fathom hawk]

hows the core there then

[devout mirage]

U actually dont know anything just u wait

[devout mirage]

bad

[devout mirage]

Finding wifey is hard tho

the girl i was talking to didnt start physics 2 until jr year

Shoulda went to byu

[native hatch]

umm it’s a bit much on top of all of my math and physics shit but it’s a grade booster

tbh

[native hatch]

💀

that’s crazy

im taking physics 1 and 2 this yr

[devout mirage]

It's not bad

Uwriting is dumb but lit and music hum r fun

Lots of time to talk in small groups

Again

Find wifey

i heard lit hum is hell on earth

Nah

It's easy

[fathom hawk]

ok 5 essays

[devout mirage]

I haven't done a single reading

[fathom hawk]

do i want to put that in with regular stuff

dont know

might as well

[native hatch]

no it’s fun

tbh

[devout mirage]

they said on the test you have to know a page from one the 27 books randomly

[native hatch]

oh yep

that’s our midterm

😂

passage recognition

midterm wont kill ur grade tho

[devout mirage]

Yeah just guess

Use context clues

[stuck badger]

at least barnard has no core

[devout mirage]

N finals

[native hatch]

i mean if it mentions a random greek guy

[devout mirage]

if you ed barnard ill ed columbia

[native hatch]

you can infer the book

[stuck badger]

are the vibes at columbia stressed out or nah

[native hatch]

no

[stuck badger]

no 💀

[devout mirage]

yes

my hosts were crying

[devout mirage]

Depends on the type of person u are and who ur around

[stuck badger]

yo

fr?

[native hatch]

the vibes are kinda weird. most people are super nice and usually people aren’t openly stressed out

[devout mirage]

My group did club apps after shots 30 min before they were due for fun

yes lots of ppl cried over the chem midterm

[native hatch]

most people are fun

[devout mirage]

CHEM LMAO

[stuck badger]

do u talk to barnard students or nah

[devout mirage]

they do

My friend got a 12/25

badnard students r everywhere

[devout mirage]

my host got that too

another one got a 3

[stuck badger]

wait u r serious or what

[devout mirage]

yes serious

my host invited 7 kids to our room to study

[devout mirage]

Like there's def stress culture/ppl that r stressed but all the ppl I hang out with r chill

Like the most cracked ppl r the ones that chill and party the most

its stressful but like fun stressful

[native hatch]

yes

[stuck badger]

bro im ngl i filled out the fly in app in ~30 mins and dont know anything beside surface level stuff abt the school

[devout mirage]

This girl on my floor goes out every night even on weekdays and she got most selective finance club

[stuck badger]

so why would i ed

[devout mirage]

4 ppl/300 get in

[native hatch]

aghhhhhhh to go or to skip physics rec…

[devout mirage]

💀 studying in the room is so mid

[stuck badger]

nicee

[native hatch]

we do nothing there

but it’s attendance mandatory

[devout mirage]

Butler is nice bc they have good matcha latte

[native hatch]

you can skip 2 before he starts to take points away

[native hatch]

FOR LIKE $7.50

[devout mirage]

Yeah

[native hatch]

GO TO URIS IF YOU WANT COFFEE

[devout mirage]

U have dining dollars anyways

Nah

[devout mirage]

Bruh the class i surveyed was boring

[native hatch]

what was it

[devout mirage]

gen chem 1

[native hatch]

LMAOOO

[devout mirage]

it was just a repeat of ap chem

[native hatch]

GEN CHEM

[devout mirage]

Stop being broke

[native hatch]

u pay for me

if ur so rich

[devout mirage]

Why would I pay for u

I only pay for my bros or wifey

🥱

[native hatch]

i’m a bro

[devout mirage]

Hmm

[devout mirage]

bruh i wish the guard was chill

the other epc kids wouldve snitched if i said u were my host tho

[native hatch]

the floor lounge was gone the second i came down to talk to u

[native hatch]

wtf

why

[devout mirage]

idk i feel like they would

[native hatch]

because they wanted to go up too?

i could’ve signed them all in

[devout mirage]

nah they just knew u werent my host

[native hatch]

it was funny they asked if i was epc though

WHILE i was holding my keycard

[devout mirage]

ya it was lol

[native hatch]

😭

[devout mirage]

the guards to all the other buildings were so chill

except jjs

[native hatch]

i mean yeah they are

[devout mirage]

They r if u r nice to them

[native hatch]

john jay is strict on securit

we have 2 guards typically

[devout mirage]

I bought the JJ guard food and he's chill w me

[native hatch]

one in front of jjs one in john jay

[devout mirage]

Really chill w swiping ppl in 😉

[native hatch]

💀

“hey joe just bringing another barnard baddie back to my room u take care”

guest if he got any women

ughhh class time

[devout mirage]

I get more women than u get men

Shush

[native hatch]

QUALITY >> quantity

[devout mirage]

there was this one baddie i was talking to but she was a junior

[native hatch]

???? what

[devout mirage]

Yeah he was chill w them let them leave for a bit and come back no need to check

[native hatch]

damn

[devout mirage]

Have u seen mine LMAOOOO

[native hatch]

idc

mine better

[devout mirage]

yeah

Dorm parties mid

[devout mirage]

Mid

[fathom hawk]

i am not a woman

[native hatch]

in carman?

that makes sense if so

[devout mirage]

No way an Epc kid been to a dorm party before u lmaoo

[native hatch]

😭

shut up

what

like you went clubbing????

[devout mirage]

Oh which one

[devout mirage]

noo

like a club

[native hatch]

which club

[devout mirage]

an organization

[stuck badger]

lucky

[devout mirage]

F1 throwsgood parties ngl

[native hatch]

ohh

[devout mirage]

whats f1

[native hatch]

why does F1 throw parties 💀

csi doesn’t

csi should

[devout mirage]

Bc why not

[devout mirage]

Fsae

Build electric cars and race against other unis globally

[native hatch]

car club

yes

are u even in fsae

[devout mirage]

Uh I've went ince

Once