#Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)
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people
i fuckin suck bro lmao
How
UH HUH
nah ur the goat
i would admit ai sponge to my college
yall is cmu worth going over ut instate for business?
nope
cuz ik tepper has prestige but like it’s gonna be a lot more expensive
1 min.
i wouldnt say so unless ur getting the same coa at cmu and u really wanna do more financial analysis
the kind who live life
it is not coming out now vroo 😭
okok
lmao
stressless kind of life
nah you just gotta experience it lmao
I haven’t seen any civilized person use “nuh uh” before
@cerulean crow where u at
Fucking gen z
1 minute
civilized?
bro, yorue literally gen z
oh shit my b
are we not all gen z?
but im not a business major i just know this from a bunch of my friends and a parent who is
Hate this generation
self hate is crazy
SAYS YOU BRO
nuh sounds gay
Who even says “rizz”
1 more hour 💯
civilized?
Most stupid term ever
trust me people
least toxic CMU thread conversation
“Finna”
thats just AAVE
you sound fun at parties
you sound like someone with dementia
W bait for all things considered
thank you!
is college worth it?
of course!
no learn welding
winston001 speaking facts
least obvious homeschooled a2cer
ohio rizz skibid toilet
but do you munt on livvy dunne
that's the real question
baby gronk the new rizz king
Factssss
This isn’t normal guys
you're not normal
You all need some help
we're cooked
was mlg noscope normal
fr. Bruh now that I think about it deeply. I don't have to go to college and waste my life to take some math and english classes for 2 years and then learn some programming theories
no
i aint gonna be there no more
skibidi is my fav stim word tbh
if you think that people having joking terms is a new thing
brain nourishment
youre very much mistaken
I can still quote YouTube Poops from 2015 verbatim
Why are people casually saying some of the dumbest shit known to man
I was NINE
you would be out of the loop for about over a century
people been saying dumbest shit known to man for longer than the usa been around
you sound like a millennial you know that right
was that too far
sorry
brother thinks it sstarted with us
nah, youre in the cycle of man
you aint unique lil bro
Please, get some help 🙏
kai cenat ohio rizz skibid toilet fanum tax adin ross sigma wale W rizz baby gronk new rizz king livvy dunne peak gyatt
bro you're in the CMU thread on an applying to college discord
people been repeating your words for at least 2000 years
I'm proud to say that I pioneered this type of speaking through ai sponge
thats alot of years
looksmaxxing mewing red 40
"the new generation is dumb"
@velvet crescent you’re better than everyone else 🙏🙏🙏👑👑
this isn't the harvard varsity debate team mate
"theyre less civlizied"
this is carnegie mellon university thread
on a college discord server
yeah fr the superior people
yall like the farthest from normal
anyone here is already too far gone
winston pulling us down bro
get winston outta here and i promise we will jump 30 points
it's insane how true this is
to 60?
its an improvement
who we gotta kick out next
yes we can compare with an average trained ape
the combined braincells here couldnt solve a simple lightbulb problem
the 330 dudes
DO YOU NOT JUST PULL THEM OUT OF THE SOCKET
anyways it drops in 53 minutes trust
no?
you screw them out
pull?
THAT'S HOW IT IS AT MY HOUSE
what kind of light bulbs you got
THE PULLING KINDS CLEARLY
i moved around alot
and i never been to a pull out one
lightbulbs screw
i have never heard of a pull out lightbulb
magnetized
“pull out” lightbulb 
how does the lightbulb stay in place
magnetized
oh you're just rich
why do that, when the screws exist
could've said that
oh nvm
that’s it bud you’re getting fanum taxed by the rizzler in ohio duke dennis style
that makes sense
this is a scranton thing clearly
magnetized lightbulbs dude tf
no
we serve pizza on trays here too
you just can afford magnetized lightbulbs
you don't order a pizza pie you order a tray of pizza
which no have improvements
on a screw
why would you need to pull out
when you can screw in
literally all my friends' houses have them
crew out
do you live in big houses in a suburban area
closed off with trees and stuff
only one of us
what is the average net worth of your friend group
how many digits
idk middle class
you guys got a two car garage?
we hoard in our garage so technically it's a ZERO car garage
💀
maybe two Honda insights
alright
so like 1.5
this is so random bruh
honda insight?
why do you keep dropping the oddest facts
magnetized lightbulb honda insight
70 HIGHWAY
where are you living
SCRANTON BRUH
this guy rich as hell
I JUST SAID THIS
i went to scranton and all they had was the joe biden expressway
scranton pa is not that different
idk what kind of area your neighborhood is at
we serve pizza on a tray is that normal
but its not normal
do you have pizzaboxes?
we recycle trays throughout the city
ok
"the city"
your town is weird
- scranton, PA
it has more poeppe, than my state's most populated "city"
ok but it doesn't count if they're spread out across like 300 square miles
listen man with like 17 pizza places per square mile and being a city that used to have a FUCKTON of people in the metal industry we had to use the excess metal somehow
philadelphia???
hold the phone
scranton is not bigger than philly bro what
ARE YOU IN FUCKING WEST VIRGINIA
delaware
that was the other guy
im in delaware
get well soon!
youre not orignical or funny
that joke is a century old
sorry 😭 i will stop delawere slander
its south of philly
you were supposed to be part of us
directly south
well, we did our own thing
DELAWARE WAS PART OF PENNSYLVANIA
FIRST STATE BABY
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE OCEAN REAL ESTATE
you got the DELAWARE river
BY SEVEN FUCKING HOURS.
ITS STILL FIRST PLACE
YOU HAVE WHAT
i love how the CMU chaos has brought together such a diverse community
THREE COUNTIES???
NO SALES TAX
in the CMU thread
thats the biggest pull
so many people come here
for that
you know how many nj and pa people live here
they move ehre
cause pa and nj is expesnive and shitty
so many more come to avoid paying taxes your state is corrupt capitalism core
we just better
our state cares about our people
our minumwage is 15 dollars an hour
BECAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY
we have good roads
we have "alright" education
our beaches are fantastic
higher quality than nj
this is highly debatable
small town feel all throughout the state
As in in like 4 hours?
Lewes or Cape May
lewes
yeah you're getting killed if I meet you
yeah so does cape may
and couples and shit
cape may doesnt have NO SALES TAX
thats what sets us apart
you may be like,
but its really our main pull
besides our low cost of living
your shit little boner looking state is nothing more than a suburb of philadelphia that everyone forgets about
that's not hard to hit when you have such a tiny population
below the canal, we not a suburb of philly nomore
its just small towns
and americana
the delmarva penisula/island is a nice place to settle
the delaware side just better
its also near the ocean
we are 30 percent black
thats more than most states
and its nice
i like seing people who look like me
very commomly
im looking google earth every street looks like it has fancy houses
doesnt change the 30 percent black fact
we just have a low cost of living
its one of those that go over water
with a boat
It is one of only two U.S. Highways with a ferry connection
(i did not know this)
come to wildwood with me this summer we can go to a roll your own blunt station
(i thought you were talking about delaware route 9)
thats more famous
around these parts
great way for the teens to hit 80+ mph speeds
and no cops
one thing I will admit though
I've never heard anyone complain about Delaware drivers
we are crazy
and those black license plates are chill as fuck
bro FUCK NJ
so realk
they cannot drive
they come down here, to do what ever tf they want on the road
and they cant fill up their own gas
tf
talking about speeding through a place that is notorious for being a speed trap
they know it
(nj drivers)
and they get caught, and complain
the ones from the penisula are just like us
what about bmo
baltimmore?
they barely come here
but they wild
interestingly, people who live in maryland are actually sububs of some delaware "cities"
like dover
or middletown
dover is not a real place
dover is so weird
“ben dover” 🤓
its downtown is alright
been said 50 years ago
WE'RE BUSY HERE
but route 13 dover is like desolate
it looks like its dying always
and the casino with the giant race track is out of place
idk why its there
its the only really big thing in central delaware
besides the fire festival
dover is also a kinda mid college town
newark is better
the small town feel is nice
@autumn wing did u submit sat and if u did wat was it
Did everyone that got into cmu submit sat or act
yeah
submited 1480
got in
submitted 1560 (800m 760 rw)
Seeing this made me regret for submitting my SAT 🗿
is a 1410 submit better than test optional
depends on context
whats average sat at your school
bro you got into stanford bro you are doing awesome
or region
not every school can be an acceptance
what is bro nervous for💀
1190
forgot if I submit my sat or not lol
Mine too
Lol thanks I mean I'm just thinking like oh I shouldn't submitted my SAT score
But i did act
low for SCS but like top 5 at my school
should be good
considering school average is low
Guys i have my own situation
cause i read in alot of places that it wouldnt be competitve
im sure it was fine and you did other crazy awesome things enough so that stanford wanted you
so i chose not to
imo always submit if >1450
maybe you made right decision
well that was the issue
i didnt know if they would consider a 1410
"College is like gambling. No matter how much money you have, you still fear losing money. No matter how many colleges you get in, you still fear a rejection letter." - Khoi Lam 2024
it was alot of maybes
i really didnt know
bro is yappin
😭
bro made 130 mil and is worried about loosing 50k
Maybe only stanny wants me lmao Caltech already rejected me (CMU is kinda similar to Caltech)
its like gambling but the thing is you already won the jackpot all you have to lose is chump change now
this guy a lil too much
caltech accepted like 1% bro 😭
bro is not one of us
CMU is not like caltech 😭
bro is a top of the tops
Don't ruin my quote plz lmao
are you sure you arent a drama major i hear cmu has the number one drama program
not practical
yeesh
your quote only applies to people not like you
I had a horrible curve
Sorry
my curve was what I needed
I'm not a good writer
1 wrong math for 800
i got a 700 maht, it could be my downfall
When i did my app i went test optional. But then i sent them a message of commitment saying i would include scores. So i sent them officially. They were 29, 30, 31 and trended upwards. I know its low but i justified i had a job and time heavy courseload that made me not study. Do they see upward trends as good?
-3=760 for me
and see what it was
oh lord that's tuff
yes
I KNOW DUDE
the 1-2 range must've been heavily curved
was 2 wrong 790?
wait
I mean 1 wrong
790
-1=800 -2=790 I think
so i did not send
something stupid insane
makes sense
4 wrong, 770😭
I mean technically isn't the lump sum just gonna get larger? Like let's say Stanford is getting 1 billion dollars, then doesn't getting all ivies is getting 10 bill? It's just gonna go up and endless greed lmao
YO SHOUTOUT TO MY -7=750 I GOT THE TEST AFTER MY 760
I think you downplay what a billion is
1 billion dollars is life changing money
generation changing money
my reading is absolutely my downfall though
Caltech is a professor factory. Caltech hasnt made any startup or major business founders simce intels baby days
if you're counting continuously
perfect grammar yet a 700 English
Quora doesnt count
i was just in the middle
700M and 710R
to count a bil
practically saying
if u want more than a bill
and need 10bil
you're dumb and it's pointless
it's just like college right
thats a thousand millions bro☠️ . billion is life changing
you could have 100 colleges
youre cs anyway
being here reduces one selfworth
do not go to the harvard chat bro😭
i dont got the plans to
being here makes my struggles seem like an ant
my accomplishments
Sorry wrong analogy 😭 Make it 1 mill then more realistic :v Alr we done this is bad don't talk about this I'm embarrasing myself lmao
😭
bro jus be happy with what you got you are a talented individual and one life changing institution has already recognized that and has given you an opportunity to cvhnage the world
youre good
Real
Yeah thanks ;)) I was jk lol it only takes one school
the amount of overachieving underclassmen in weird
and it seems like for some, money is not a factor in schools
eh. we just got lucky in most cases
if they wanna go somewhere, they get into it
thank god you were messin around
even the "relatable ones" are not relatable
dont think about it too much. you did your best over hs
i'm so fucked
lmao
they are so far removed from relatable
CMU PLEASE
I think my ecs carried my cmu acceptance & uchicago rd waitlist. Still unsure wether they actually dont look at freshman grades
the sense of average here, is top of the class in most places
cc is seen as the worst option
What do yhey look like?
prestige is valued beyond finances
best ecs ever
its like an alien world
Hit me
Of course I was I'm chill I'm like that lmao 😂 Sometimes I just wanna be controversial but deep inside I'm chilling
dms . GAtech pls was just talking about anxiety
average a2cer has 10 finalist wins, 2 npos for fixing poverty, 3 research papers
like damn
he chill like that 🔥
of getting into 1/7 colleges(they're all hard reaches)
and to them, these are the easy stuff to achieve
Is cmu confirmed tmr
nope
I’d say 80% yes but looking at past trends don’t hold ur breath 💀
Kk
only confirmation is that we wil recieve it by april 1st
no its in 7 min
i have a feeling
bro is flabbergasted😭
7 min is crazy 💀
I wanted IMO so badly
never had time to really study
most of these awards and competitions, ive never heard of in my life
Its frustrating i know
I found about isef and jshs from google searches, no teachers told me
some of these things dont even happen in my state
same
I learned about regeneron sts 2 months before
💀
id have to go two states away to even try out about that
imma keep it a buck, i dont know what that is
i also dont know what that is
Some research projects are actually done by them and a re very impressive, some are just tethering to researchers work
I saw that alot
There was one person with 5 PHDS BEHIND THEM
only research i ever did is what im doing for my senior project rn
and thats just looking stuff up
academic superweapon
they dont hold that agains you
if youre in the middle of say kansas
I dont think they expect you to be doing large international things
im lucky enough to have the capital of the united states be 30 mins away
What i expect schools like GaTech and CMU to focus on are good stats and ecs and especially strong purpose statement.
my ecs got better
But not crazy for ivyleagues
jhu was >:(
didnt wanna go anyway but I didnt appreciate the rejection
the capital of the us is 2 hours away
for me
who wants to go to balimore anyways
if cmu rejects me, then vt>>>>
only colleges id choose over cmu rn are if I get into harvard or stanford
Im 40mins
I even got a JHU grad student to write me a letter CMU PLEASE😭
manifesting cmu for you
cause i know how that gonna go
thank you
mine sucked because of seizures and family stuff
all bs
😭
Was not submitting 1420 bad
i didnt submit my 1410
if you had a <3.7 gpa yes
really>
I had a 3.93 uw so only had two Bs
you should be good
Go sleep
you are very consistent
I feel like sat covers gpa at some extent. shows competence. say you get a 1550 but have a 3.0 gpa. They see you as a smart student just bad work ethic. 3.0 gpa but test optional? bad on both sides
3.99 test optional?
3.99 TO is fine. see that allot
especially at harvad. idk what cmu really looks into tho
damn your english was not it
I did even get to finish reading
Math is fine it’s always the reading
i missed like 3-4 reading questions
710 reading 770 math(damn curve😭)
i did act 😃
Should I have submitted 1420 then
780 math 640 reading
no bro
Don’t ask abt reading
I didn’t submit tho
700M 710R was better than my 590M 620R
do it fo rme too please
800 math
Cuz it makes me seem illiterate
🙏🏿
sure bro
sat math always confused me
good thing i dont gotta do that again
(i'm losing my mind)
(it is not just common sense, or easy math)
only math questions I got wrong were because I read something wrong or I wrote my answer down wrong ie I got 15/2 as answer but my dumbass put 15 on paper
i did not know how to do any stats questions
or complex heart of algerbra questions
word problems
but you know, it all worked out
word problems get tricky. just understand patterns in the wuestions
after you do enough practice questions
basically the same thing
i did 8 months of practice
it worked out
went from a 1210 to a 1410
W
did it again, and dropped to a 1360
rip
so i wasnt pushing my luck
its not like im bad a math
its just remembering algerbra from years ago
calcuslus feels easier at times
the hard part about calculus is the algebra
well thats something ive heard time and time again
Yea, it really is
The little mistakes like factoring wrong
Or distribution wrong
Or even simpler. Forgetting how to add and subtract
Confusing positive and negstives
its confirmed by april 1st
Greatest troll of all time
i trust u bro
less than 24 speculations left hopefully
Ty for serving as our CMU update checker
Can confirm it's coming out at 2
how so
It’s a joke

You’re truly the honored one. Thus, I bestow my blessing and good luck and fortune for u to get into cmu
I don’t trust this guy
I don’t trust no one
Never trust TikTok people
38 more minutes
Hello
hey dude
they could use a little css here
increasing the padding would go a long way
(i'm finding any reason to hate)
They're busy training their chatbot AI LLM so that we don't know that it's a bot and it sounds like an AO
No one in CMU cares about HTML, CSS, JS anymore. They went all in for AI now
It's the trend lmao
Why does it feel like kids who get into t10 in a2c for class of 2028 are all so normal
Like there’s almost nothing special about them
it's a joke holy shit
Huh? (I was also joking lmao)
Wait so the previous generations aren't? 😭
No I’ve noticed that the class of 2028 are much weaker
In terms of ECAs, activities, academics, etc
Oh
So uhhh you meant it as a bad thing lmao
Oh you didn’t realize
I mean yeah test-optional is a big factor for sure
I took that as a compliment lol cause I want to be "normal" and not like crazy cracked people
I mean it's nice to be super cracked but I think I'm just a normal average dude lmao so that was a compliment for me
class of 2028 were also freshman in hs in 2020 so i assume that fucked up a lot of things for people
You mean COVID? Yeah fs
Eh it’s more like they’re subpar
Compared to previous admits
I.e they’re just so very normal
Class of 2027 for Stanford mit Harvard - especially these three schools were impressive
class of 29 at my school are another breed
And ucla too was also a strong cohort for 2027
I know what you're talking about very relatable
I was looking at 2028 students for ucla and Harvard as well as mit and Stanford and they’re really average

Yeah I think I talked to many '28 people and they all said their essays carried so idk
I mean personally I would say that I'm not impressive just essays carried
So yeah I think you're right
word
tmr right?
no in 51 minutes
jus wondering if you got caltech would you go over stanford
like what schools would you choose over stanford
just out of curiousity
i didnt apply stanford but i imagine thats the ultimate dream for most people
👀 good luck!
👀 source for that?
bro i was kidding 💀

I was jk 😭
Yeah that's true.
after the amounts of ppl having issues with the AI major...
Idk whoevever gives me more aid and then I'll do more research on that school. Like I just applied to schools and I do research later because I don't wanna do research on the schools that I'm getting rejected anyway. After getting all of my acceptances I'll do research on all of them
go to fresno state
I didn't apply 😭 Dang I wish
on the other hand, doing research before might have increased the chances of getting in?
he thugging it out big bro
oh I guess I should PSA: I'm not sure if they resolved it yet but if ur international and wanna work in the US the super specific majors in SCS is kinda sketch since ur OPT is based on your major
For example AI jobs usually require a masters but you cant just get a software engineering job since your major is in AI not CS
bro what
maybe its better to do research before
you know apply to schools that have the stuff you love
That’s what I did
True just too lazy lol
Yeah that's def the way to go of course you should do research before
But I'm like nah too lazy honestly I was just burnt out from everything not wanting to do anything else 💀
💀
bro said f it we ball and got into stanford
Exactly my mentality lmao
😭
I mean I did take my college application seriously but like
I don't wanna also stress over it
I care about my mental health and I wanna have fun and enjoy life too
One of my ecs was building a railgun in my front yard
when tf is my decision gonna be out?
wait thats so cool
i'm also trying to build a railgun for a end of year physics project 😭
holy shit lol thats insane. im so cooked. my ass not getting in lol
Bro it cost me like a grand for these big ass electromagnets
and all I ended up doing with it was shooting cinder bricks
my brother in christ do not worry about admission, you are going somewhere great
I’m like 2 for 10 rn
For college apps
Uwash and ucsb
real
March 28 will be my day of reckoning
the best ours is gonnna do is roll down the rails
we ain't getting big enough electromagnets for anything serious
that sounds cool af though
I suppose
making a railgun is fucking insane as a highschooler
for ur projectile, did u coil wire around a iron core
It was mostly just for fun
basically
it was basically a big tungsten dart
A bunch of car batteries
It was a pain in the ass to sort between lead acid batteries and lithium ion ones
And the biggest hoop was probably the fact that railguns don’t draw continuous current
but rather a pulse of high power
indeed
railguns aren’t a very efficient weapon anyway
The stored to kinetic energy ratio is mid
ik some people use capacitors to try n do the burst
yes but they are cool af 😍
Supercapacitors were something I considered but couldn’t find
Well
Ones that were suitable
This summer my project is probably gonna be a mini rc tank for my dog
fully functioning weapons and everything
go to bed bro
nah its comign at 4 trust
ong ;-;
chat can we get this on the starboard
if I get in i will open a fifa pack with coins
that’s not bad lol, do it with points
i dont have points
ill open the 750k pack
if my luck works with cmu
it will work on fifa
r they out yet?
please

fair
dont lmao
or it means you used up all your luck on CMU
Gl today everyone
i have 900k rn and realistically no player ~1m will upgrade my team rn
13 minutes trust
in seriousness tho today at 5pm is probably the soonest possible time that the next wave comes out
send team
hopefully they let us all in today after the trauma we experienced
Insha'allah
7 hours 34 minutes
@cinder thorn yo good luck today lil boy
wait is that rumored?
Imagine it doesn’t come out td 💀
honestly wouldnt be surprised
Everyone wish @cinder thorn luck 🙏
N me
Kvd too🙏
weren't you gonna withdraw 😭
good luck everyone!
ofc
Indeed🙏
💀
atp just write a script to check for u
IF @cerulean crow doesn't get into CMU I'll genuinely get angry
This is crazy dedication
Me fr
Cmu clutch up please
I will get into cmu ‼️‼️‼️
areu manifesting
Yeah
When washu came out I said I was gonna get waitlisted and I was waitlisted
So if I say ima get accepted, ima get accepted 
When does cmu come out?
9 min ❤️
What
10 days from now
💀💀💀💀
It's coming out next year don't worry guys
Release April 29 2028
Is that the graduation date?
Fair
5pm EST today?
24:01
@void relic I’m sitting next to u
Fight me
Are the decisions coming 😴
someone should call in and ask
could you be that someone for us
It’s 5 today
HOW
everybody said 5 today yesterday
na did it twice already
People chatted with AO’s in live chat and they said today at 5
Yes
5 est
EST
WHAT
they said that about other things too
💀
they also made an entire video saying they were coming out last week
so who knows
6 hours!
cmuadmissions
wait what
Pretty sure I heard someone say the rest will all come out today instead of making it rolling because students were stressed
I thought the insta just said they would release over time till April 1
Fr
There have been enough conversations with AO’s through live chat to confirm it’s all coming today
I haven’t seen an AO not say 5 pm today
this brotha been counting down since last week
i remember them saying they'd release the rest of decisions today
We will we at 5
ye
5pm is confirmed
idk the admissions on their official instagram said they are rolling through to april 1st
thats the only confirmation
people livechatted again a few minutes ago and they said 5pm
they also asked if cfa is planned for release and they said yes but there’s a small chance they might be delayed (unsure if this refers to all decisions or just cfa)
What’s that
college of fine arts
O ok
thank god
@restive jolt here we gooooo
