Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)

[weary wave]

i been a good boy

[prisma gull]

agsgshdjsj nice. ive done that with sheet music that people upload onto yt videos but the pdfs arent freely online

ok true

yes vyn is right, liberal arts college day - i.e. friday because a lot of LACs release on friday (williams, amherst, swarthmore, etc.)

[cerulean arch]

Im tired as heck

[prisma gull]

im on spring break and forgot tot turn off my 7am alarm

[cerulean arch]

Im on sprng break tmmrw

[prisma gull]

oh nice

my break ends on sunday

[cloud dagger]

rip my spring break is in april (prolly cuz we just had february break lol)

[broken sonnet]

Did a new wave come out today?

[fresh wagon]

My break ended this Monday

[chrome fulcrum]

We don't even get a February break

💀

All of our breaks(accept summer) are a week long

Max

[cloud dagger]

even winter break?? mine is like 12 days lol

[chrome fulcrum]

[cloud dagger]

feb break is a region based thing i think cuz not all of my friends have them

[fresh wagon]

i had like amonth off in winter cause i take all college classes lol

[chrome fulcrum]

They ended school December 23rd

💀

For winter break

[cloud dagger]

omg same dawg

[cerulean crow]

aw didnt come at 7

its coming at 8 guys

im right this time i know it

[wind grotto]

[cerulean crow]

:D

[short scarab]

im sure you will be right eventually

imagine you miss the hour it comes out

[cerulean crow]

aaaaa

i prob wont, i have a free class at 5 est

[prisma gull]

on friday?

[cerulean crow]

tmrw yea

[short scarab]

ah okok good

[prisma gull]

imagine they dont drop on friday as some weird form of retribution for parents and students harassing AOs

[short scarab]

would be tragic if u missed out

[cerulean crow]

yea

ill try my best to not miss it

:D

[short scarab]

nah if anything we should get retribution for this goofy ahh decision release system

[cerulean crow]

U GOT INTO MUDD CONGRATS!!

oooooo

[short scarab]

i did yesterday haha

idk how i did it

no one at my school even knows what mudd is

[cerulean crow]

mudd was my dream school congratssss!!!!!!!

[cerulean crow]

IKR ITS SO SAD

[short scarab]

😭 im sorry did you get waitlisted

[cerulean crow]

rejected ed1 lmao

[short scarab]

oh no

that sucks

nah but you've got good stuff coming trust

[cerulean crow]

nah its fine
now sjsu is my beloved

[prisma gull]

i mean true but we did essentially ask over and over again “are we there yet?” on a long car trip… except digitally

[short scarab]

yeah but we're immature high school students they should expect that

i am an impatient man

[prisma gull]

ok true me too

[short scarab]

well cmu is on the way

they can't deny you after all this

[cerulean crow]

and if they mess up their release time, they deserve getting asked again and again

[short scarab]

yup

[prisma gull]

and i think a handful of parents also went on

[short scarab]

cmu deserves all the hate they've gotten for this

[cerulean crow]

demonstrated interest 💪

[prisma gull]

it has brought out the pinnacle of humor via making fun of the process

[cloud dagger]

yeah ngl this was kinda weird and unnecessary
it probably wasn't because of server issues cuz this is a top comp sci school 😭 like??

[prisma gull]

reddit, this thread, and even cc has some pretty good cmu jokes

[prisma gull]

good point

[cerulean crow]

yea why r they doing rolling at all, whats the issue with normal release date/time

hopefully they just release them all tomorrow

or in 13 min :D

[prisma gull]

may the University of Carnegie at Mellon pls accept

the real UCM

or possibly CU Mellon if you’re looking at this colorado-style

UCarn if youre from conn

[inland crypt]

do the acronym for that

remove the ellon part

[stark zinc]

UC Mellon

[trim sand]

Former names_

Carnegie Technical Schools (1900–1912)
Carnegie Institute of Technology (1912–1967)
Mellon Institute of Industrial Research (1913–1967)

[prisma gull]

CIT

CarnTech

[cerulean crow]

california institute of melons

[prisma gull]

CIM? like cleveland institute of music

[cerulean crow]

i call caltech CIT and mit MassTech

[cinder thorn]

mellon-carnegie instiutte

[prisma gull]

you’re a menace to society (keep doing what you’re doing you’re doing great)

[prisma gull]

mellon cinematic universe

[cinder thorn]

mcu

[prisma gull]

cinematic marvel university

CMU
MUC
UCM
C??
MCU
UMC

UMC - university of marylanc

[cinder thorn]

umc is united maryland college

or united mellon college

muc is mellon united college

mellon united

manchester united

[cerulean crow]

aw cmu isnt out

its coming at 9 guys

trust me bro

[brave island]

lmfao

its tmrw

i believe

[cerulean crow]

no its at 9

[hazy schooner]

Every friday makes sense

[cerulean crow]

trust me ive never been wrong

[stiff frigate]

surely its at 9

[cerulean crow]

yep, never been wrong

[stiff frigate]

its not about right or wrong

its about conviction

[short scarab]

lmfaoo so true

[hardy dock]

you forgot one

🤨

[lofty stirrup]

@rustic bridge

[rustic bridge]

what

[lofty stirrup]

hope this helps lil bro

[rustic bridge]

this is a thing

[spring badger]

Guys

[lofty stirrup]

this is the chat

[rustic bridge]

thanks man

[lofty stirrup]

gotchu

[hardy dock]

welcome

[spring badger]

47 mins

Trust

[lofty stirrup]

actually?

[hardy dock]

where we say it comes out every hour

[lofty stirrup]

lol

[hardy dock]

trust

[lofty stirrup]

it should’ve came out at 5 for u guys

[rustic bridge]

😭

[spring badger]

I think it’s at tmr at 5 fr

[lofty stirrup]

idk I got mine a week ago im chilling

It should be tomorrow at 5

[spring badger]

It wasn’t supposed to be rolling smth went wrong with their system

[lofty stirrup]

ah

[spring badger]

Starting to question the validity of their CS ranking tbh

[rustic bridge]

what

so everybody waiting

in denial

is bc of their

system malfunction

[short scarab]

i thought it might be to protect yield

[rustic bridge]

yield?

[hardy dock]

what system malfunction

[rustic bridge]

this is not real

😭

[short scarab]

yield is the percentage of accepted applicants who accept the offer

[rustic bridge]

????

so they decided to do

rolling

[short scarab]

i think maybe they're trying to gauge yield from the first decisions they release

[rustic bridge]

to protect yield

[short scarab]

i'm honestly not sure why else

[rustic bridge]

i don't get it

don't they

like then have to spend

rest of the

what

1 month

[short scarab]

all the universities use the same portal system so i don't think it's a technical issue with that

[rustic bridge]

to re calculate

and like

have another decision

or smth

[hardy dock]

they don't calculate yield until waitlist offers are sent...so like till june 😭

[short scarab]

like that's why all the portals look basically the same

[short scarab]

i dunno man

[rustic bridge]

isn't it just

slate.org

on their version

[short scarab]

yeah

exactly

so i don't think it's a cmu technical issue

i think there's a reason why they're doing this

beats me what that reason is

[hardy dock]

I expected it to be weekly rolling

that's how rolling admissions works

its one day every week

[short scarab]

i'm not sure what the commonality is between people who got decisions last week vs people who are waiting

like how did they decide

[hardy dock]

its random

[short scarab]

it's not by school

[hardy dock]

2 ppl from my school already got decisions

one got in

one got rejected

[rustic bridge]

wait

so i'm not on the

[short scarab]

yea i had 2 people from my school already get accepted

[rustic bridge]

rejects pool

god

that actually assured me a lot

[short scarab]

no it would be really weird if they rolled acceptances and then rejections

[hardy dock]

they send rejects and acceptances altogether

[rustic bridge]

ik

but like

i thought

cause

everybody got the decisions

[hardy dock]

I think its random sampling

[short scarab]

no i think there's something

[rustic bridge]

i actually can't 😭

[hardy dock]

they just RNG

[hardy dock]

I can't find any commonality

at all

its not by name

[short scarab]

might be on their side

[hardy dock]

not by school

[short scarab]

what if it's by applicant strength

or something

[hardy dock]

no bc

the person ik that got in

is rlly strong

the one that didnt get in

not so strong

[short scarab]

hmmm

i don't know

seems super opaque

[hardy dock]

its goofy

any AOs here that can answer this?

[short scarab]

haha

[hardy dock]

ik an MIT AO was in the server

maybe CMU AO

lol

[short scarab]

yup he said skill issue

to someone who didn't get in

that was really funny

[hardy dock]

LMAO WHERE

[steep bolt]

this and also its definitely not yield because literally no one's gonna commit for rd rn without fin aid

[outer musk]

when is cmu coming out

[steep bolt]

unless rich but whatever

[short scarab]

💀

[hardy dock]

supposedly tmw

[outer musk]

what time

[karmic prawn]

actually? I mean its kinda funny but mad unprofessional considering there are ppl that take college apps way too seriously

[hardy dock]

5pm est

[outer musk]

oh ok

[karmic prawn]

Ohhh nvm makes snese

[hardy dock]

not 100% sure tho @outer musk

thats when it came out last friday

[short scarab]

it was pretty funny

[north hamlet]

hasnt it been "tomorrow" for like 3 tomorrows

[short scarab]

i also got rejected

it was a skill issue

[hardy dock]

well I knew it was friday for a while

I was just coping

and hoping

[karmic prawn]

nah same but theres ppl who like sweat so muhc about college apps

[outer musk]

what if they postpone to ivy day lol

[hardy dock]

that it would be earlier

[hardy dock]

that would be funny

[karmic prawn]

less stress for me then

i have 3 decisions tomorrow 😭

[hardy dock]

same LOL

USC, GTech, CMU

[karmic prawn]

Same decisions

man there aint no secret its 30 % how ur AO feels

[small imp]

prob like 70% sometimes tbh

[karmic prawn]

yea

[flat thorn]

hi everyone

anything since last friday??

[karmic prawn]

for oos good publics its even more random

[karmic prawn]

nope

[flat thorn]

that's fake asf

[karmic prawn]

ngl ive been getting so many rejections i hope toorrow isnt bad

[flat thorn]

is it supposed to come tomorrow

[fallen pike]

Possibly.

[shut fable]

Yeah

[short scarab]

i feel like publics r lowkey more meritocratic

[karmic prawn]

actually yea i guess

[short scarab]

than private schools

[karmic prawn]

private schools care a tn about essays

prob more than publics

[short scarab]

yeah also i feel like publics are way more transparent with admissions

[wispy snow]

y

[shut fable]

Publics probably don’t care about yield as much as privates

[wispy snow]

that doesnt rlly matter for me

im too weak to get yield protected

😔

uh for cmu i heard admissions are more merit based

cmu doesnt care about rankings

[shut fable]

I heard they care more about test scores than essays

[small imp]

oh im done for

[inland crypt]

1 more day until this annoyng ass school finally comes out 🎉

[wispy snow]

damn

[shut fable]

Nah you got this trust

I’m done for. Applied for scs so I’m cooked

[small imp]

oh yikes 😭😭

[shut fable]

Yeah, 5% acceptance rate for cs

[wispy snow]

sat is my strength

[shut fable]

I got this and Georgia tech tomorrow so hopefully one of those clutches up.

[wispy snow]

same

[small imp]

ahhhhh

[cinder thorn]

it could be next week for cmu

the 28th

[shut fable]

Georgia tech is probably my first choice outside of ivies + duke so hopefully it goes well

[small imp]

good luck!! i got rejected ea at gt lol

[shut fable]

No please I can’t wait any longer

[thorn mason]

23

[shut fable]

Everyone at my school besides me got rejected early so I’m lowkey scared

[spice ferry]

are the posted cmu acceptance rates per department to be trusted

like the ones on google

[small imp]

if theyre not directly from cmu then not rlly no

[shut fable]

Idk I saw a lot of mixed results

[cerulean arch]

ECE IS FUCKING LOW

Who gets into there?

I have MESA state awards and i have written about my proficiency with Python, C++, Arduino, ROS

Dude its so low im acared

[vale fjord]

so wtw with cmu

Is it coming tmrw confirmed

[cerulean arch]

Yes 5pm

[loud cape]

Wow

[cerulean arch]

Dude i cant take anymore rejections likd this

[loud cape]

Same

[cerulean arch]

Besides my safety

[loud cape]

🥲

[vale fjord]

with cmu decisions nothing is confirmed only “confirmed”☠️

[cerulean crow]

nah its in 3 min

trust me

[cerulean arch]

Anyone get into ECE HERE????

Anyone????

[vale fjord]

im compe

that will be admitted

trusst

[cerulean arch]

And what ecs you do?

[vale fjord]

Bro dont ask questions like that☠️☠️☠️☠️

[loud cape]

:-0

[vale fjord]

My ecs are a joke compared to the avg applicant lol

[cerulean arch]

WHAT DID BLUD DO????

[wispy snow]

same

[cerulean arch]

You had 4 years.

[wispy snow]

my strongest ec is ap scholar distinction

[vale fjord]

☠️

Thats an award i thought?

[cloud dagger]

Ayy there's still hope

[vivid sleet]

are we talking extracurriculars

[cerulean arch]

I have Local isef fair and jshs award, mesa awards, and I was extemp speech state champion, those were my 5 lol

[cloud dagger]

Damn only good award I got was the national African American recognition one lmaoooo

[vale fjord]

bruhh what schools have u gotten so far

and who rejected bro

[cerulean crow]

aw it didnt come out at 9

[wispy snow]

there is 0 hope for me

[cerulean crow]

its coming at 10

im right trust me

[cerulean arch]

Only umd honors college, and it was in state. Jhu, caltech, mit rejected

[wispy snow]

i've given up on college

im gonna start a gang

[wispy snow]

wtf strong

[cerulean arch]

No im scared

[wispy snow]

mb strongest award

[cloud dagger]

Dawg I've seen ppl with mid tier ecs get into ivys let's alone cmu
Let's wait until the results come in first

[wispy snow]

🥺

[vale fjord]

umd W ngl

[wispy snow]

i heard ppl hate umd college park area

🧐

but umd is full of cs crackheads

[vale fjord]

tru baltimore is kinda sus😭

[cerulean arch]

Its in college park, so far from balt

[vale fjord]

ah ok

im not too familiar with umd

[cerulean arch]

True, engineering is small but equipped

[vale fjord]

U def have a chance for cmu bro🙏

I believe in you

[cerulean arch]

You too bro

[vale fjord]

🙏 i hope i dont get double killed by usc and cmu tmrw 🙏

[wispy snow]

hope i dont get tripled killed by usc and cmu and gtech

[rain cypress]

all cmu out tmrw right

[fallen pike]

whats good about usc

[cerulean crow]

no in 50 min

trust me

[fallen pike]

put it on your mother

[wispy snow]

staff donations connections

[cerulean crow]

i can put it on your mother :D

[rain cypress]

ight bro

i hate cmu

[fallen pike]

thats not how it works

[rain cypress]

this is the worst possible way to send out decisions

[fallen pike]

cant do that

[cerulean crow]

nah its coming in 50 min ive never been wrong

[fallen pike]

are you cs

[short scarab]

bro has the screenshots prepared 💀

[wispy snow]

its WHAT in 50 min??!??

[fallen pike]

coming

[cerulean arch]

Its 5pm

This stan is just wasting his time

[cerulean crow]

no im confident its in 45 min

[lusty vale]

guys

it is coming out at 3:30am tomorrow

[cerulean crow]

no its in 45 minutes u gotta trust me

[lusty vale]

no

I got inside intel

trust the process

[cerulean crow]

ok if im up ill do a check at 3:30 as well as every hour until then

[warped sundial]

coming at C:MU PM

[steep bolt]

thats so real 😭 😭

[lofty stirrup]

can anyone buy me a cmu hoodie so I can flex

[warped sundial]

my biggest EC is school

[cerulean crow]

didnt know they were releasing at 299792458:0.000001
ill add that to my calendar rq

[flat sluice]

the thing is ece acceptance rates dont even apply anymore because now people get considered for the entirety of cit whereas before it was restricted (you could be admitted to cit but not including ece)

[lofty stirrup]

yeah so now im on top

3 percent acceptance rate

well

[shut fable]

Cmu scs please clutch up

[lofty stirrup]

school of drama

[lusty vale]

big if true

[lofty stirrup]

is 0.5

[onyx falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-serve-failarmy-fall-down-fall-to-the-ground-fail-gif-17051348

[lofty stirrup]

for acting major

[steep bolt]

go away 😭 😭

[lusty vale]

C being the constant for the speed of light

[steep bolt]

shh

[lusty vale]

we are so fucked

[onyx falcon]

im cooked

[shut fable]

Bro some schools at cmu got 5 times the acceptance rate of scs 💀

[warped sundial]

C is an unknown capicitance

[onyx falcon]

yeah ofc

think ab uw lol

2% for oos cs

[shut fable]

Uiuc

[warped sundial]

Mu is the static friction

[shut fable]

Too

[lusty vale]

no C is the speed of light

[cerulean crow]

no its speed of light if we wanna keep it determinate

and mu

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-mew-boeshi-sigma-looksmaxxing-gif-13581087363054242055

[lusty vale]

it is coming out at 299 792 458 m / s

[warped sundial]

if yall took physics ce

[cerulean crow]

299792458:0.000001 o clock

[warped sundial]

C = capicitance

but ya its not constant lmao

[lusty vale]

if you took physics 1

C = 299 792 458 m / s

get swag'd on

[warped sundial]

e&m > physics 1

[fallen pike]

how did you find a gif of me

[cinder thorn]

it could be

is it calc based?

[shut fable]

[warped sundial]

yep

but there isnt much calc

theres only like 1-2 integrals that are in each unit's derivations

[lusty vale]

okay

astrophysics > e&m

[warped sundial]

astrophysics sounds horrifying

[lusty vale]

nah it is simple class

it is like my easiest class rn

[warped sundial]

bro goes to a hyper magnet school for it to be offered astrophysics 😭

[lusty vale]

I do not

I go to community college

just for fun tho

I'm doing my grind year

[fickle fossil]

did it happen yet

[shut fable]

No Friday 5pm esg

Eat

Est

[cerulean arch]

So. It coild be closer to 20%

[low holly]

It's tmrw @ 3:30

[cerulean arch]

Because everyone is essentially evaluated but not actually admitted right, so it deflates the perceny?

[flat sluice]

i mean we dont really know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[flat sluice]

well i mean before you could still be admitted to cit but just not to ece

now if you're in that same boat you just get ece automatically cuz its unrestricted now

[vivid sleet]

real talk this might be a good year for cmu waitlist kids

[cerulean arch]

So wait, now you can transfer into ece?

[wispy snow]

copium

[vivid sleet]

yeah..

[cerulean arch]

Let them get the ivy kids out of the way

[flat sluice]

no you're admitted undeclared

[cerulean arch]

Cmu if 40% yield. They are foing to have to take a significant number

[flat sluice]

you take two "intro to xxx engineering" courses and declare in march of freshman year

[cerulean arch]

Even if you had it as major?

[wispy snow]

oh damn

[wheat ether]

Droppin tomorrow at 5pm right?

[wispy snow]

its kind of like purdue fye

[cerulean arch]

So, you go into ece there?

[low holly]

Correct

[low holly]

3:30 AM

[flat sluice]

before it was that you were admitted undeclared to CIT but CANNOT declare ece if restricted

[wheat ether]

Oh wrd

[flat sluice]

yeah im planning on studying ece

[wispy snow]

guys how hard is it to transfer to ece from info systems

[flat sluice]

its what i put in my application

[low holly]

It's 3am trust

[wispy snow]

i heard its rlly competitive

[flat sluice]

but i got accepted to the college of engineering like everyone else who applied for any eng major

[cloud dagger]

Anyone here Dietrich for Data?

[low holly]

Real ans is nobody fucking knows

[cerulean crow]

yea im waiting

[low holly]

The CMU backend is absolute dogshit

It could come out next week

Who fucking knows

[wheat ether]

No shot they don’t not drop tomorrow right? ☠️

[cinder thorn]

it could be next month

we got no clue

[low holly]

There's a significant shot yes

[cerulean crow]

The CMU backend is absolute dogshit

[low holly]

Their only obligation is to release by April 1

[cinder thorn]

they aint trustworty

[wheat ether]

Bumahh school

[cerulean crow]

oh god no

[wheat ether]

Ion even wanna go no more

[low holly]

Are you in to GaTech?

[wheat ether]

Ye

[cerulean crow]

u can give ur acceptance to me

[low holly]

Or is it something else

Oh bruh

Why do u care about CMU lol

[wheat ether]

Idk lmao

[low holly]

Ur chilling bro

[wheat ether]

In state ig

[low holly]

THATS GOLDEN

[wheat ether]

Gt fire tho

[low holly]

IN STATE AT GT IS AWESOME

[wheat ether]

Nah in state cmu

[low holly]

O

[cerulean arch]

So you submit an intender major, but are considered in the whole of the achool of engineering, then admitted?

[wheat ether]

It’s private tho so it’s wtv

[cerulean arch]

This is delicious

[low holly]

Thst doesn't help tuition yea

[cinder thorn]

it seems like people who applied to gt also applied to cmu here

[vivid sleet]

yeah

[cinder thorn]

like a good numbe of folks

[low holly]

I got denied gt, accepted cmu

[cerulean arch]

Yeah

[wispy snow]

strong

[low holly]

It's no biggie

[cinder thorn]

cmu could reject me, i just need gt

i have vt, need gt and ill be set

[low holly]

Gt and CMU are both awesome institutions

[wispy snow]

my chances for cmu might just be higher than gt ngl

[humble spruce]

Nah, decisions out at 3:30 am tomorrow

[low holly]

They're similar

Yeah ik

[cinder thorn]

columbia and cornell could reject me

cmu too

i just need gt

gt is like my 2016-2018 lebron james

[wheat ether]

Gt cheap too

Ish fire

[humble spruce]

Ik you know, just to confirm for the people doubting

[flat sluice]

yes

[low holly]

Yeah

[short scarab]

if they don't put out decisions tmrw istg

[low holly]

This week at 330am

[short scarab]

i'm breaking down some AOs door

[low holly]

And April 1 at 330am is the last batch

[cinder thorn]

gt will, cmu is doing it either march 28th or april first

[cerulean arch]

Thank you very much. I think im ready. Its like what, 10-15%.

[short scarab]

nono i applied early to gt i mean cmu

[flat sluice]

i mean in the end the acceptance rates dont really make much a difference cuz its not gonna directly impact whether you get in or not

[vivid sleet]

I will not get into CMU my SAT was too sad for SCS to submit but my extracurriculars will carry trust I am a god🙏🙏🙏🙏

[cerulean crow]

can u ask cmu to let me in?
im demonstrating a lot of interest rn

[steep bolt]

lmao

[shut fable]

Ai SpongeBob will get you in trust

[vivid sleet]

IT BETTER

[flat sluice]

aighty lemme go dm the current students working in admissions right now /j

[wispy snow]

po shen loh 😩

[vivid sleet]

ten bucks.

[flat sluice]

💀 💀

[vivid sleet]

twenty bucks.

[lone kernel]

😍

[shut fable]

Cmu would be so epic if I got in

[cinder thorn]

it would be aight if i got in

one of those things

[graceful oar]

18 min 🥰

[cinder thorn]

financial aid tho

[vivid sleet]

probably going to cmu if I get in

[cerulean crow]

it wud be an AO mistake if i got in 😔

[shut fable]

Either cmu or gatech 🙏🙏🙏

[cerulean crow]

yes were so close

just 18 min

[vivid sleet]

unless harvard or stanford but that shit is NOT happening

[cinder thorn]

same

[cerulean arch]

Dude cmu please i have ecs awarrds, kumon part time job, cmon!!!!!

[warm bison]

whats in 18 mins?

[urban dome]

not kumon 💀

[shut fable]

Nothing this guy is just doing a bit

[wispy snow]

cmu i have ap scholar distinction

[vivid sleet]

kumon is a crime against humanity they do not want such evil people in their school

[onyx falcon]

please cmu i have a 3 in ap physics lemme in

[wispy snow]

cmu pls

[vivid sleet]

CANTALOUPE WATERMELLON UNIVERSITY PLEASE LET ME IN

[cerulean crow]

it definitely 100% no fluke releases ive not been wrong

[cerulean crow]

at all

[shut fable]

If I get rejected ima switch up so fast

[wispy snow]

wtf is cmu

[lusty vale]

wait you're in here?

[cerulean crow]

central michigan university

[urban dome]

I don't understand why this chat is so active, cmu already released all of their decisions a long time ago?

[cinder thorn]

thats how i am with jhu

whom would want to go to baltimore

[vivid sleet]

nuh uh

[cerulean arch]

I completed the whole math in 10th. And i teach kids now. Theyll see it fine.

[cinder thorn]

mid city

[shut fable]

Nah it’s rolling

[flat sluice]

here for the shits and giggles (and also for info for my other friends)

[cinder thorn]

mid college as wekk

[urban dome]

yeah, https://www.cmich.edu/admissions-aid/undergraduate/freshmen/how-to-apply

[cerulean crow]

only a few decisions, not nearly close to all

[lusty vale]

read CMU discord

general chat

[cerulean crow]

oh i mustve forgotten to check my portal

[vivid sleet]

this is the cmu chat not the cmu chat

[cinder thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-ignore-that-friez-drag-dragon-mem-gif-25679084

[cerulean crow]

guys cmu is out

just not this one

[cerulean arch]

They release priority last week n9w the rest tomorrow

[humble spruce]

They're also here to vouch for fellow admitted CMU people confirming decisions come out at 3:30 am tomorrow

[shut fable]

Maybe the real cmu decision was the friends we made along the way

[cinder thorn]

330 am?

tf

[low holly]

Yeah

[cerulean crow]

:_)

[low holly]

CMU systems do be like that

[lusty vale]

Yup its confirmed

[low holly]

Just stay up watching F1

[humble spruce]

Yeah, their computer system is messed up, idk what's up

[low holly]

You'll be fine

[shut fable]

3:30 like am what

No way that’s for real

[rotund spoke]

Did anyone get results today?

[shut fable]

Source?

[low holly]

It is Man I don't know what to tell you

[humble spruce]

Yep, only a few hours away. Less of a wait that way

[cerulean crow]

whats the sauce?

[cerulean crow]

nope

nah guys its in 13 min

[shut fable]

Confirmed where

Y’all can’t just say silly stuff like that and then dip

[lusty vale]

one of the students who does work study in the admissions office confirmed it

[humble spruce]

CMU admitted student discord

[vivid sleet]

it came to him in a dream

[rotund spoke]

I ain’t staying up that late to check

[cinder thorn]

why would that be trustworthy?

[humble spruce]

Dw, it'll be there in the morning

[cinder thorn]

idk

[cerulean crow]

do u have screenshot

[hardy dock]

someone from my school got in

[rotund spoke]

Source: trust me bro

[cinder thorn]

ill wait

[cerulean crow]

and reliable source?

[urban dome]

they are probably trolling because why would any college release 330am

[shut fable]

Y’all being fr? Like cuz no way it’s at 3:30 am. What time zone?

[spring badger]

How much does second choice matter for CMU? Does it increase chances at all? My first was scs and second was tepper

[hardy dock]

he didn't have anything related to computers, just hella physics and stuff you'll be fine

[stoic nexus]

def trolling

[flat sluice]

they consider you equally for each school

[rotund spoke]

This was a funny joke no one laughed at it

[lusty vale]

nah its legit

[cinder thorn]

330 am is absurd

[shut fable]

I need some sort of proof before I decide to stay up to 3:30 am for this shit

[urban dome]

anyone have a source

[brave island]

send ss?

[hazy schooner]

i think its 3:30

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[cerulean crow]

do u have photo proof btw

[hardy dock]

3:30 is insane 😭

[lone rain]

cuh just wait

[cerulean crow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

confirm pls

[lusty vale]

check DMs

[cerulean crow]

aight

[past briar]

send to me too

[urban dome]

can u dm me too?

[short scarab]

bro you're getting trolled

[ivory kraken]

so true true

[past briar]

stfu im desperate

[flat sluice]

hi rock

[cinder thorn]

this a sick joke

[short scarab]

3:30 a.m. dawg you're lost in the sauce 😭

[past briar]

😭

dont lie you'd stay up

[brave island]

theres no way a school is sending deicsion at 3:30 am

pathetic

[vivid sleet]

CMU kids are supposed to be smart how are you falling to bait

[short scarab]

💀 i would but it's not actually 3:30 yall are getting trolled

[past briar]

LMFAO

[lusty vale]

bro it is literally confirmed

[short scarab]

wait fax u didn't get cmu either

[cinder thorn]

theyre desperate

[shut fable]

Nah after this whole situation it’s plausible

[past briar]

nah being (you know the word)

[cinder thorn]

what kind of school would send descisions at 330 am

thats fake as fuck

[short scarab]

confirmed by who dawg

[shut fable]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[short scarab]

so true

https://tenor.com/view/misinformation-nerd-gif-17106369201686793223

[lusty vale]

Work study students in the admissions office

[cerulean crow]

wait send sauce im curious

[lusty vale]

you can check the CMU discord

[cerulean crow]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[cerulean arch]

I release now people are considered by the school. And im a fucking engineer.

[short scarab]

yall are being horrendously trolled rn

[brave island]

there is no damn way

[hardy dock]

yeah very nice

[shut fable]

Ok thank you

[short scarab]

lmfao no way you guys fell for this

[past briar]

💀 i hope you get rescinded

[shut fable]

I’m so delusional

[short scarab]

prospective cmu students should be better than the bait

[cinder thorn]

bro, cmu was trolling worse than yall

[rich mural]

"guys the decisions come out at 3:64"

[cinder thorn]

they said it would start going out on monday

[shut fable]

Playing along for the bit

[cinder thorn]

dude its friday

[hazy schooner]

decisions dropping at 7:99 tmrw

[cinder thorn]

these guys played us all harder than you could

[short scarab]

guys it's gonna be okay

cmu will drop decisions

we will get rejected

[spring badger]

Guys be for real

[past briar]

i mean it has to drop at some point

right?

[spring badger]

Why would they release at 3 am

[short scarab]

there are few certainties in life

[cerulean crow]

W

guys its 3.30

[cinder thorn]

idk, out of spite

[cerulean crow]

he sent source

[shut fable]

💀💀💀

[low holly]

Fake news

[lusty vale]

wow imaging seeing that and not trusting the process

[short scarab]

MIT students on their way to spread misinformation on the internet

https://tenor.com/view/running-hiatus-gif-27536067

[past briar]

mg recently on a2c

[cerulean crow]

MOM IM FAMOUS ive made it into someone's screenshot

[past briar]

i swear i always see you on here when i come

[short scarab]

😭

[shut fable]

Cmu most deranged chat in the whole server

[short scarab]

i spend way too much time here

[past briar]

💀

[polar lark]

So true

[cerulean crow]

guys its out in 5 minutes

trust me

[lusty vale]

it is out in 5 minutes at 3:30am

[shut fable]

It’s gonna be really funny when you say this on Friday 4:55 pm and it doesn’t actually come out

[short scarab]

chat is this real chat

[lusty vale]

technically if we subdivide the world into equal time chunks of 1 minute

minute zones

and we assume

that CMU is real

and is actually sending decisions

they will come out at 3:30 am

[short scarab]

idk i dispute this

has anyone ever seen cmu

or met a cmu student

it's all fake

[shut fable]

Nah cuz they always inside

[short scarab]

no cause they don't exist

[shut fable]

Probably playing league or valorant

[cerulean crow]

its a research lab under the guise of a uni

but theres no students

[brave island]

3:30 is crazy

[spring badger]

?

[low holly]

I ski man

[short scarab]

prove cmu is real

[shut fable]

Ur not at cmu yet

[short scarab]

how much did they pay you to put that in your nickname

[shut fable]

Is it true that social life at cmu is dead

[misty token]

The unholy trinity at CMU is Genshin, Valorant, or League

[low holly]

I had to pay them $80,000 a year

[brave island]

lmfao

[spark fog]

LOL

[shut fable]

[short scarab]

damn you got scammed bro

[low holly]

That's tuition idiot

[cerulean arch]

No hearts of iron 4 players?

[cerulean crow]

scammed

[cinder thorn]

its all university of pittsburgh students

[flat sluice]

half the time nobody reads it anyways 💀

[cerulean arch]

Techies cannot into startegy except for me.

[cinder thorn]

students who didnt make it to cmu go to upitt

[cerulean crow]

cmu isnt real and u lost 80k, i feel bad for u

[ivory kraken]

so true!

[cerulean crow]

guys 30 secs :D

[cinder thorn]

its pretty much the same price

[short scarab]

average cmu bot trying to convince us it's real

[cerulean arch]

Aos looking at this tracing ypur address and definately rejecting you for embarassing them like this...

[cerulean crow]

aw its not out

[shut fable]

Andrew Carnegie is not real

Carnegie is not a real name

[cerulean crow]

its coming at 11 guys

trust

1 hour left

[low holly]

See y'all at 3:30am!

[short scarab]

guys. real question: andrew carnegie robber baron or captain of industry?

[past briar]

@short scarab thats you

[shut fable]

They should let you in based on your demonstrated interest

[low holly]

Captain of industry of course

[short scarab]

oh shit

[cerulean crow]

💪

[cerulean arch]

Captain. Built libraries and infrastructure

[short scarab]

u a hoi4 player??

[shut fable]

Guys who even is Andrew Carnegie

[cerulean arch]

Mhm, but school burnt me out so i havent touched it since sept

[short scarab]

damn we should play sometime

i havent touched it since last break

[past briar]

bro this man plays like 30 hrs per week

used to*

[short scarab]

(last week)

[short scarab]

nono

i still do

play like 30 hrs per week

[past briar]

LMFAO

[short scarab]

senior year = hoi4 year

[past briar]

aint no way

[shut fable]

Which captain of industry college is better, CMU or Vanderbilt?

[low holly]

CMU

[cerulean arch]

Depends

But cmu is stronger many places but both servr the role of basically taking hypsm pencio shavings

[short scarab]

hypsm pencil shavings is a crazy thing to say

[cerulean arch]

Its kinda true

[main cedar]

Cmu vs ucla in state data sci?

[tired swallow]

!cmu

[cerulean arch]

Truth is cmu is good for kids like me whove done what we can but cant compete with obviously dominators with steller everythinv.

[main cedar]

Probably gonna be tomorrow at 5pm est

[tired swallow]

true but i dont trust after the bs they pulled on monday

scammers bruh

[low holly]

Bro it's at 3:30am

Idk what to tell yall

It's the truth

[rich mural]

4:99

febuerary 30th

[main cedar]

LMAO

[rich mural]

💀

[autumn wing]

my bet is tmrw at 2pm pacific

5pm eastern

hope yall get in ong

[unkempt elk]

every day I wake up
and check for the result
but it has not come
so I sleep again

can someone make this rhyme

[tired swallow]

they never said which friday bruh watch them say next fridya or some bs

[rich mural]

my bet is 4:99 am on march 32

[tired swallow]

agree

[cerulean crow]

eyy wassup cmu (usc) guy

[autumn wing]

hello vroo

[unkempt elk]

why 4;99

[storm pewter]

i heard cmu does this to protect their yield and see who’s withdrawing apps before they release all the decisions

could be a good or bad thing

[rich mural]

oh mb its 4:88

[cerulean arch]

When?

Shouldnt it be closer to ivy day?

[small imp]

wait the initial wave was completely random right cuz ik ppl who got in & rej at my school

[storm pewter]

i heard it from this popular college coach on tiktok; not sure if it’s entirely reliable tho

[cerulean arch]

Ehh...

[main cedar]

Apparently it was all accept and reject

[small imp]

oh interesting

they didn’t release decisions for some majors yet tho right

[mellow river]

No I heard a waitlist

From a person I know

[cinder thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[main cedar]

Oh

[prisma gull]

wait which one?

[prisma gull]

they haven’t released any art/music/theatre/architecture/etc. afaik

[cinder thorn]

so engineering has been released?

[short scarab]

no

well

not all

cause im engineering and didnt get it

[prisma gull]

no idea. fine arts has not; mellon, dietrich, computer science, tepper have partially; i forgot what else there is

[cloud dagger]

hope they don't do this next year cuz what

[low holly]

They have

A few have popped up in the server

[prisma gull]

wait fr

[low holly]

Yea...

[prisma gull]

which majors

[brave island]

why cant this school give an exact time lmao

[low holly]

A few have shown up in the '28 server in every college

[prisma gull]

cuz they fall into different schools within the CFA

[low holly]

Bc it's CMU lol

[brave island]

bro

idt they did such thing before

right

[low holly]

I don't know I don't spend my time in this server being paranoid bro

[cinder thorn]

they love being mysteroius

[low holly]

I just joined to make the 3:00 a.m. joke

[cinder thorn]

nobody likes mysterious

they think this shit a game

[prisma gull]

lmaooooo iconic

[low holly]

No their systems are just slow

[cloud dagger]

top comp sci school's systems are too slow lmaooo

[short scarab]

cmu thinks it's all fun and games wait until i show up tomorrow

[cinder thorn]

good thing i applied and got into upitt

its right across the street

and bigger

if i get rejected, cmu is relegated to mid

[brave island]

they aint special ong

cmu will be my no1 opp if they rej me

[cinder thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/buzzlight-year-gif-23473774

cmu

[vivid sleet]

which one

[cinder thorn]

the famous one

[vivid sleet]

doesnt help

[autumn wing]

computer malfunctioning university

[cinder thorn]

the one in the usa

[autumn wing]

central michigan

[flat sluice]

im p sure its just shit backend on cmu's side with the new portal 💀 💀

[vivid sleet]

doesnt help still

[flat sluice]

ppl who alr got in arent gonna commit asap

[low holly]

Correct

[cinder thorn]

the one on the east coiast

[low holly]

I havent committed yet

[autumn wing]

yeah im still waiting rn

[vivid sleet]

ahhhh ok

[brave island]

wait cmu is 80k a year?

tuition

[prisma gull]

yea theyre gonna wait until ivy day at least, for the most part

[low holly]

It's mad expensive yea

[autumn wing]

somethn like that yea

[brave island]

WHAT

[flat sluice]

wait no

[brave island]

bro

[flat sluice]

80k is not just tuition

[low holly]

It's one of the schools where you got to pray for finaid

[cinder thorn]

did you not check the tuition before applying

[autumn wing]

its 86k total coa

[flat sluice]

https://www.cmu.edu/sfs/tuition/undergraduate/index.html

[cinder thorn]

people gotta check out the financial parts of schools before applying

[flat sluice]

$64,596 for tuition, $86,812 estimated total cost of attendance

next year

[brave island]

uh i mean ik tuition is around 60k

[low holly]

90K oh nah

[brave island]

i didnt check the other stuff

[autumn wing]

its alright they still got nothin on USC rn 🥱

96k

[low holly]

Oh hell no

[cinder thorn]

more incentive for gt

[low holly]

I got rejected there ea lol

[brave island]

same

[loud cape]

Wow

That’s sad

[brave island]

im 100% stem, if cmu rejects me i will be so pissed

[vivid sleet]

does anyone know if the cmu food is worthwhile or if i should just go to one of the infinite restaurants in the upitt vicinity (plebians)

[brave island]

i got rej by 2 tech school already

[tawny moon]

ok so is cmu tmrw or not

[vivid sleet]

idk lmao

[brave island]

nobody knows

its possible

50-50

[low holly]

I hear it's pretty decent

[brave island]

resnik is bad i think

i went to their summer school

[cinder thorn]

we dont got a fucking clue

[autumn wing]

i heard its jus mid tbh

[long cradle]

Wait so is cmu actually coming out tmr

[brave island]

we dont know

[prisma gull]

hey resnik is ok

morewood is better but resnik isn’t the worst

[cinder thorn]

bro, what part of, we dont know areny you getting

[main cedar]

How’s CMU non academic life like

[brave island]

i literally got rotten oranges there 😭

[prisma gull]

oh nvm 💀

[main cedar]

Is it as nerdy as its stereotyped to be

[prisma gull]

never touched the fruit section

[brave island]

it has 8ball room

and table tennis

[cinder thorn]

pitsburgh exists

[brave island]

badminton

[prisma gull]

they make okay like pasta, salad bar, meats are usually fine

[vivid sleet]

MY IMESSAGE GAMES GRINDING ISNT GOING TO WASTE OH MY GOD THANK YOU LORD

[main cedar]

What does that mean

I live across the country so idk anything about Pittsburgh

[brave island]

lmao

what type of students does cmu want

[cinder thorn]

its a city in penn, thats it

there people there

most likely stuff to do

[brave island]

my gpa is mid but i have decent awards and EC

[flat sluice]

resnik during the summer is much different than resnik during the school year

they wont serve you raw chicken in the academic year thats for sure

[brave island]

lmfao

[vivid sleet]

my ecs better carry🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[brave island]

i think my friend did get a raw chicken

[brave island]

frrrr

trust my double DHR gotta carry 🔥

PLEASE

[stone inlet]

What other music schools did you apply to @prisma gull

[prisma gull]

if you have dining dollars i would recommend going to either morewood or the second floor of the cohon center. if youre very fond of sandwiches and/or salads and attend the cfa, the downstairs cafe has those (i had then daily for a few weeks until i got bored of them)

[vivid sleet]

FOUNDING THE LARGEST USE OF AI IN MEDIA TO DATE AND A NOW ANNUAL BLOOD DRIVE PLEASE

[loud cape]

:-/

[vivid sleet]

OH MY GOD AGAIN???

[gilded spruce]

i hate ur face

u rlly had me

for a sec

[loud cape]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[prisma gull]

michigan (got in smtd), northwestern, vanderbilt, uw madison, boston u, nyu, msm as part of barnard-msm, ucla (rejected prescreening in december)

[chrome palm]

O(n^2) time complexity

[autumn wing]

im assuming the geeky fun type

[chrome palm]

I think they’re leaving out the “fun”

[autumn wing]

bro i hope u get in i really want to meet the person behind ai sponge

[ebon idol]

Whhy is CMU a top channel rn?

[chrome palm]

There is no way bro is not getting in

[autumn wing]

nah the people in the admitted students server are lowk lit

[loud cape]

In what way