Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) (2023-2024)

[quartz falcon]

I see thanks

[hardy light]

For this year, yeah, self reported are fine

[wispy snow]

day 3 of where is my cmu offer

[quartz falcon]

Thank god lol

[sweet horizon]

is this the thread for CMU (central michigan university)

[hardy light]

😭

[chrome palm]

No its Colorado Mesa University

[sweet horizon]

oh my bad

[hardy light]

soon gonna be day 4, 5, 6, and 7

it's so over

[chrome palm]

give me my cmu rejection already

[signal dune]

dont say that

it could be an acceptance

[sweet horizon]

or it could be a waitlist

[unborn flax]

anybody got anything yet today?

.

actually?

[hardy light]

today 5 pm

[unborn flax]

my time?

[crimson sluice]

obviously EST

[hardy light]

5 pm ET

[unborn flax]

ok thanks

[sweet horizon]

speculation right

[summer yarrow]

!cmu

[hardy light]

Today is confirmed, the time isn’t

but I am just assuming 5 pm

[signal dune]

Waitlist better than rejection

[sweet horizon]

how is it confirmed today?

[summer yarrow]

not all though right?

5 pm et or pst

[hardy light]

CMU posted it on their insta stories

[hardy light]

yeh not all

ET

[small imp]

i never understand why some schools release decisions in waves

[agile harness]

I sent in an update like 2 weeks before decisions so hoping they r just considering me for the school 😭

Im coping so hard rn

[small imp]

ooooh yeah there’s no way i’m getting in here

[left lantern]

I know many are speculating 5pm today

But could it potentially be 9am today?

[empty cape]

Ooh I hope

[worthy anvil]

It could be @ any time during the day but it’s insanely unlikely

[gloomy oriole]

Do we get an email?

[worthy anvil]

No

😂

[empty cape]

Gl all lol

[olive bear]

why do ppl think its td?

[vagrant citrus]

Their insta says results will come out Monday onwards

But that doesn’t mean

Anything

[sharp phoenix]

Don’t worry I did too

I sent them an email about an updated mid year transcript I had to upload and they said it was fine to upload a new one and they’d check it

Regardless I’m still not getting in

[sweet horizon]

oh okay

[sweet horizon]

Sometimes it's to keep the portal from crashing, sometimes it's to control over enrollment, sometimes it's because they review apps in that order, all times it's to psych out already anxious kids

[agile harness]

Sme said they would call the admissions office to ask what time decisions are released so :)))) who wants to take one for the team?

[tropic garnet]

I dont think cmu had to worry about overenrollment

[sweet horizon]

i mean in general

[tropic garnet]

And top cs school cant make a portal smh

[sweet horizon]

like i know purdue does waves every friday or something

[tropic garnet]

Its to induce stress

You know

Prepare them

For pittsburgh’s last steel factory

[sweet horizon]

😭

[spring badger]

Did someone call

(Someone please call)

[upbeat void]

Source?

[sharp phoenix]

Someone can just live chat

[prisma gull]

💀💀 let’s not terrorise the AOs so much they have to shut down the chat

admissions office opens in two minutes chat

not that this means anything for our applications but if anyone is into refreshing their portal every five minutes

[fast mesa]

huh

[sweet horizon]

viola 😭 😭 😭

[fast mesa]

they open at 8:27 AM EST?

[prisma gull]

(me)

[fast mesa]

or is my discord glitched

[prisma gull]

8:30

[fast mesa]

oh

my discords just glithced

[prisma gull]

it’s 8:29 rn no?

oh lmao

[fast mesa]

it said your message was at 8:25

yeah it is lmao

[prisma gull]

oh rip

it’s fine

[fast mesa]

no decisions

😔

[prisma gull]

[quasi quarry]

chat is open

[prisma gull]

cmu

[sweet horizon]

who needs cmu when you have ucla/ucsd/gt/uw

[prisma gull]

i need cmu (ucla reject ucsd wl)

[sweet horizon]

manifesting for you

[quasi quarry]

needs aid prolly

[prisma gull]

thank you 🤩

[sweet horizon]

oh valid

yeah publics dont give good aid

[quasi quarry]

fr

[prisma gull]

i wonder if cmu (or other admissions offices) can see how often i log into/refresh their portals

[wispy perch]

bro is literally me except I didn't apply to cmu

JHU pls

[sweet horizon]

did you give up on gt

[wispy perch]

nah it's still later tho on the 22nd

[sweet horizon]

where's the bee pfp

[wispy perch]

poof it disappeared

after ucla rejection

CS is way too competitive

[left lantern]

Did someone ask the live chat what time decisions are coming today?

[wispy perch]

but atleast SD waitlist cs is a good sign

especially cuz SD CS is better than LA

[sweet horizon]

oh thats good

[wispy perch]

bud ain't getting into berk eecs 💀 💀 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥

[fickle field]

i just called

they said there’s no set time, wave today, rest of week too, completely randomized waves

[ebon hawk]

😭

i hate this school

[merry basalt]

😭

Completely random is wild

[wispy perch]

Schrodinger's decisions

[stone inlet]

holy fuck 😭

[prisma gull]

NO WHAT

[sweet horizon]

gl guys 😭

[fickle field]

i’m just happy they didn’t roll out acceptances first

[stone inlet]

wait can u call again and ask abt cfa? its ok if u wont ofc

[sharp phoenix]

What is cfa

Chick fil a?

[prisma gull]

college of fine arts

[stone inlet]

college of fine arts

[ebon hawk]

wait so

[prisma gull]

jinx

[sharp phoenix]

💀💀💀

[ebon hawk]

there might not even be

any decisions today?

[stone inlet]

LMFAO

[prisma gull]

“wave today” 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[fickle field]

yeah i’m not calling again but she said she’d call me when she knows the time decisions release today

[sweet horizon]

LMFAO

[prisma gull]

OMG she’s a real one

[hardy light]

they really wanna drop in rankings huh

[ebon hawk]

PING ME

please 💀🙏

[prisma gull]

and me please if you think of it!!

[sharp phoenix]

Why can’t they just drop decisions every hour or something

From now until they close

[ebon hawk]

that woild be too nice

[sharp phoenix]

That would literally cover everyone wouldn’t it

[ebon hawk]

to the applicants

[sharp phoenix]

I just want to confirm my rejection letter

[stone inlet]

i need my result so bad 😭 i cant wait 2 weeks

[ebon hawk]

😭😭

my friend from my school got in

does this mean im cooked

[prisma gull]

because they want to be weird and quirky

[stone inlet]

like u alr got rejected or u think u did? 😭

[ebon hawk]

i feel like theres no way they take 2 from my school

[sharp phoenix]

Think I did

Know I did

[ebon hawk]

we arent like feeder or competitive or anything

[sharp phoenix]

100

%

[fickle field]

yeah i don’t know how to do that if she calls me back i’ll put it in here

[stone inlet]

nahh u have to hold out hope 🔥

[sharp phoenix]

I don’t have hope cause I don’t have the stats for this school

[prisma gull]

thank you!! (if anyone here sees it please @ me)

[stone inlet]

sm theatre kids at my school auditioned but ig none of them got in bc cmu alr called the 12 kids who got in 😭

[prisma gull]

CALLED????

[ebon hawk]

i feel like i have the stats

[stone inlet]

yeah 💀

[prisma gull]

it’s just drama right

[ebon hawk]

but i applied for Cs

rookie mistake

[stone inlet]

yeah

[sharp phoenix]

Yeah cs here too

[prisma gull]

[sharp phoenix]

It’s ggs

[agile harness]

Wait so is it at 5 or 9?

[sharp phoenix]

So sad

[ebon hawk]

yeah fr

[prisma gull]

we dont know

[stone inlet]

i hope its 9

[ebon hawk]

i wonder if a lot of ppl apply as non cs but related major

and try to transger when accepted

[agile harness]

Somebody call then 😘😘😘

[prisma gull]

wait the AOs dont know what time they drop 💀💀💀

[ebon hawk]

😭

[sharp phoenix]

I’m just wondering how many other colleges I would’ve gotten into had I not chose cs

[prisma gull]

@fickle field already did

[stone inlet]

my friend is trying to do this but with piano tho
she visited and she met ppl who succesfully did this 😭

[ebon hawk]

i can imagine "uh hey guys so like when we dropping all this"

"idk man maybe later"

[prisma gull]

this

[sweet horizon]

btw if anyone gets a decision please respond to the poll in pins

[sharp phoenix]

This is so random that one of my friends in school who got in for MIT cs got rejected for UW Cs

[ebon hawk]

like fr maybe i shouldve done this 💀

[quasi quarry]

UW CS is soo competitive tho

[sweet horizon]

mit is more holistic i think

[ebon hawk]

what is UW?

[merry basalt]

they aren’t even sending out emails when we have a status update right ?

[sharp phoenix]

College admissions is a dice roll either way

Spin the wheel

[ebon hawk]

is it even possible for me to get in without national cs awards

best i have is regional hackathon 😭

like a few schools competed

[stone inlet]

do any schools even ever come out at 9 am tho

[hazy schooner]

Yes i got in for physics with only like 2 physics related ec’s and they arent competitive

[ebon hawk]

sometimes they do

but not cmu usually

[ebon hawk]

oooo okay okay

i hope 🙏

[sweet horizon]

university of washington

[sweet horizon]

i thought they said they were?

[ebon hawk]

ohh

[prisma gull]

for a bit of levity, enjoy the cmu cc threat discussing a2c’s poll

[merry basalt]

I’m not going to b able to focus in class td at all

[sweet horizon]

there is an imposter among us

[prisma gull]

lmao, at least two

[ebon hawk]

😭

[ebon hawk]

its me everyone

im the imposter

i am novacane123

[quasi quarry]

Still

if we look

at ED

there were much more rejections

[chrome fulcrum]

It's always red

[quasi quarry]

or deferral

s

then acceptances

[ebon hawk]

decisions in 4 minutes!

(manifesting)

[finite anvil]

Is there a confirmed wave today ?

[ebon hawk]

no

[chrome fulcrum]

Yes

💀

[ebon hawk]

💀

[quasi quarry]

so they def uploaded most of the acceptances first

[chrome fulcrum]

I agree

[ebon hawk]

i honestly think so

ik ppl were saying its a biased sample but never been this bad

i have a feeling very few acceptances in coming waves

[quasi quarry]

yeah exactly

and the ones rejected were prolly straight rejects

[prisma gull]

C Eb F Gb F Eb C

[ebon hawk]

exactly

gonna be a RD bloodbath

the one we expected to see

on friday

[sweet horizon]

👀

[stoic nexus]

What 😭😭

[prisma gull]

maybe it’s for our mental health, so they don’t have like 8000 people going “nooooo” in one day

[ebon hawk]

😭

[weary wave]

actually?

[ebon hawk]

now they have 8000 ppl stressing over release tikes

times

[weary wave]

good to know

[prisma gull]

also can we pin this or something

[ebon hawk]

which is worse

[finite anvil]

They can accept me to improve my mental health

[ebon hawk]

do we think release in 1 minute

[fickle field]

lemme rephrase that she said the time isn’t set yet

[weary wave]

wdym rest of week too?

[stiff solstice]

and i thought getting into CMU is hard. at this point, receiving a decision early is harder 😭😭

[weary wave]

like one each day?

[agile harness]

Prob not

[ebon hawk]

do they like procrastinate that bad 😭

cmu admissions like me fr

[ebon hawk]

LMAO

[fickle field]

there’s a wave today, and there will be more this week idk much else call yourself if u have more questions 😭

[weary wave]

ok makes sense

[prisma gull]

9am, nothing from me

[ebon hawk]

dame

same

[weary wave]

what does 5a 1d mean

[ebon hawk]

5 acceptences

[weary wave]

ih

oh

[ebon hawk]

1 deferral

[prisma gull]

bruh that’s me describing my portfolio timeline to my ap drawing teacher

[agile harness]

No update?

[ebon hawk]

why cant i send img

am i cooked

[chrome fulcrum]

Probably comming at 5

[prisma gull]

youre doing the lords work thank you

[chrome fulcrum]

Like the first wave

[merry basalt]

Nothing

[ebon hawk]

the decisions i have left to wait for are cmu, gt, stanford, vandy, and yale

chat am i cooked

[prisma gull]

imagine they just release at a totally random 2:39pm or something

[ebon hawk]

😭

me at 1:99 when decisions release

[chrome fulcrum]

Plot twist. CMU is actually letting an AI do the rollout

[fallen pike]

YO ITS OUT

[prisma gull]

hey at least you’re guaranteed >=6 options

[ebon hawk]

true but nothing i can afford 😭

[prisma gull]

dont cap us 🧢💀

proof or it never happened

[fallen pike]

😭

[ebon hawk]

lies

[prisma gull]

(i still refreshed my portal tho. you got me)

[ebon hawk]

me too..

[stiff solstice]

same 😭😭

[prisma gull]

💀

[stiff solstice]

too desperate

[ebon hawk]

i just want to know my fate

if i get waitlisted im gonna cry

i cant take anymore waiting

[chrome fulcrum]

Nah being waitlisted after this would be insane💀

[ebon hawk]

😭

cmu *making us wait fr

[tacit sandal]

cmon lets be real we wld rather get waitlisted than rejected

[ebon hawk]

idk im already brocken after my GT deferral

[sage oriole]

did someone call?

[ebon hawk]

yes

no confirmed tome

time for today

[sage oriole]

💀💀

broooo

[chrome fulcrum]

It has to be 5 bro

[merry folio]

Can I just call and ask my results?

[chrome fulcrum]

💀

[prisma gull]

plot twist theyre playing pinball to hit the button

[still pendant]

anyone have clues as to who they send these emails to/what their order is for this stupid rolling stuff

[ebon hawk]

cmu definitely using random time generator

[sweet horizon]

okay one sec

[ebon hawk]

im putting my money on a 3:42pm release time

[tacit sandal]

imagine they waitlist 90% of those deferred

[prisma gull]

according to sl2308’s call, even the AOs dont know/havent decided on a time

[chrome fulcrum]

Maybe CMU is doing some long prank/hack that class of 2028 will understand once they graduate

[sage oriole]

i would kms

[ebon hawk]

the prank is ghosting rejected students

[chrome fulcrum]

Like the times each of them got accepted are weights for an neural network or something idk

[empty cape]

If I get rejected I’m gonna cry and loose hope again

[sweet horizon]

Decisions will continue to roll out in waves but there's no set time they come out, and the waves are completely randomized. When you receive your decision will not indicate what the decision is. (confirmed by @fickle field who called the admissions office)

Also note that decisions will almost all be released within this week. (source: @merry folio who called admissions office)

[prisma gull]

mate i hope youre kidding. but if you arent just know that it isn’t worth it

[ebon hawk]

bro plagiarized 💀

[wispy perch]

the "rolling" CMU decisions can be described as a damped harmonic curve

[sweet horizon]

i rephrased it in a better format 😭

[chrome fulcrum]

Loll

[wispy perch]

bro sophisticated the wording

[sweet horizon]

english major moment

[ebon hawk]

plugged into chat gpt

[prisma gull]

bro doing my ap english homework

[ebon hawk]

"make this sound fancy"

[sweet horizon]

no i would never use chatgpt

[wispy perch]

it is not stealing it is "magpie-ing"

[sweet horizon]

also i gave them credit look :(

[ebon hawk]

me for my mock trial opening statement

[wispy perch]

nah if it was chatgpt it would write a whole ass essay and make it more confusing

[ebon hawk]

😭

[chrome fulcrum]

Gotta use Gemini/ claude

[ebon hawk]

post-plagarism credit is wild

[wispy perch]

gemini doesn't understand shit

[chrome fulcrum]

😭

Gemini pro advanced fr

[wispy perch]

I think AI models get dumber

when u give people the ability to use it

[chrome fulcrum]

Nah just more censored

[wispy perch]

cuz they're self learning

[chrome fulcrum]

Causeing more refusals

[wispy perch]

and humans ask it more stupid questions

[sharp phoenix]

I’m actually surprised no one here got waitlisted on Friday so far

How does that happen

[sweet horizon]

ITS NOT PLAGIARISM 😭

[wispy perch]

that'll eventually make it sound dumb

[ebon hawk]

guys do u believe my server profile

[wispy perch]

avg a2c user

[ebon hawk]

😭

[chrome fulcrum]

They aren't self learning. They don't learn with every chatgpt users input(not feature yet). Each model is released in full

[wispy perch]

lightwork no reaction

[wispy perch]

oh rlly

damn

[chrome fulcrum]

Yeah

[wispy perch]

if it was self learning 💀

[chrome fulcrum]

Lmao

[ebon hawk]

omg

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/chernobyl-liquidators-simulator-chernobyl-liquidators-simulator-chernobyl-liquidators-gif-23203289

bro honestly Tesla's deep learning model is geniunely a bad idea in the long term

[chrome fulcrum]

Bro manifesting all the colleges

[wispy perch]

it's not the most effecient

[chrome fulcrum]

Nvm

[ebon hawk]

not anymore

[chrome fulcrum]

Changed name

[ebon hawk]

😭

chat am i cooked for college

[wispy perch]

real

[sweet horizon]

didn't 2 of them already come out 😭

0A 0D 0W 27R

[chrome fulcrum]

😭

[ebon hawk]

LMAO

[sweet horizon]

you know how they say you have to be really smart to get 0/100 on an mcq test

like you need to know all the answers and intentionally mark them wrong

[ebon hawk]

yes thats what happened to me with college apps

[wispy perch]

yeah

[wispy perch]

real

[sweet horizon]

respect

bro intentionally fucked up his apps 🔥

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/real-spider-man-sad-walking-rain-gif-1924155781469686297

[chrome fulcrum]

Bro might be einstines arch Nemesis 😭🙏

[sage oriole]

💀

[wispy perch]

me rushing the harvard supps last minute cuz I know I have no chance at harvard

[ebon hawk]

guys what did i do wrong 1600 4.0 16AP's national cs award and cured cancer

and these are my results

[chrome fulcrum]

No turing award?

[wispy perch]

no DofE bronze

[ebon hawk]

oh thats why

[prisma gull]

yall

[ebon hawk]

my bad maybe next year

[prisma gull]

i put the message into microsoft ai

[wispy perch]

Duke of Edingbrugh award is like AP seminar or wtf it is

[prisma gull]

In the intricate tapestry of time, where the threads of causality remain untethered to any fixed chronology, decisions emerge like ripples upon a tranquil pond. Today, bereft of rigid schedules or predetermined scripts, we stand at the precipice of a wave—a wave that carries within it the weight of countless choices. These decisions, disparate and diverse, traverse the spectrum of human agency: from the mundane to the momentous, from the trivial to the transformative. Their arrival is not orchestrated by the conductor of a cosmic symphony; instead, they surge forth in a stochastic dance, their rhythm governed by chance and circumstance. As the sun arcs across the sky, casting elongated shadows upon our path, we find ourselves immersed in this sea of uncertainty, where each decision—whether trivial or profound—ripples outward, intersecting with other currents of fate. And so, we navigate this fluid expanse, our sails unfurled, propelled by the capricious winds of choice, knowing that within these randomized waves lies the mosaic of our existence.

[wispy perch]

useless

[ebon hawk]

what the

[wispy perch]

but for uk apps

[wispy perch]

chatgpt

[ebon hawk]

are you okay

[wispy perch]

anytime it's tapestry

or threads

[prisma gull]

asked microsoft copilot to make it a 10-sentence paragraph

[wispy perch]

its chatgpt

[chrome fulcrum]

Whole lotta yap😭

[prisma gull]

[ebon hawk]

that was my personal statement

howd u get it

[wispy perch]

my fav yappachuino

[prisma gull]

akshually it’s microsoft 🤓

[wispy perch]

microsoft and open ai collab

[ebon hawk]

how do i get image perms

[wispy perch]

u gotta exist on here for a while

[ebon hawk]

do i need MIT acceptance?

oh kkay

[wispy perch]

yes

[ebon hawk]

🙏

is there hope for me with MIT

i didnt apply

but i think they gonna reach out

[wispy perch]

actually u need a Minesotta Institute of Technology acceptance

[chrome fulcrum]

Maybe

[ebon hawk]

playing hard to get yk

[wispy perch]

Baylor uni is calling

[chrome fulcrum]

If you can win a fields medal/nobel prize before may

You should be good

[wispy perch]

gotta start neildegrassetysonmaxxing

[prisma gull]

could cure cancer

[chrome fulcrum]

Over done sadly

[prisma gull]

also gotta get a 6 in ap mewing

[chrome fulcrum]

Lol

[ebon hawk]

my college decisions are undefined

[prisma gull]

darn that must be why ucla rejected me

[merry folio]

y'all the ao said it should be all released within this week

[prisma gull]

0A damn

[wispy perch]

return 0;

[ebon hawk]

😭

[prisma gull]

WAIT FR

[chrome fulcrum]

W

Wrong reply

[ebon hawk]

when?

u called?!

[prisma gull]

you called?

[merry folio]

yea I asked how many more waves

[prisma gull]

THANK YOU

[ebon hawk]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanksb

thanks!

[wispy perch]

y'all the AO said I gotta give them the first and last four digits of my social security number

[ebon hawk]

can u ask if i was accept

[wispy perch]

should I do it?

[ebon hawk]

yes

[prisma gull]

@sweet horizon are you interested in editing your pinned message

[merry folio]

n they said it's indefinitove but should be within a few days, won't spill into the next week

[ebon hawk]

omg!

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-now-steal-take-grab-mine-gif-13196166

[ebon hawk]

ask them if dough from a2c was accept

pretty please

[prisma gull]

is your ao an exiled prince of nigeria with a case of diamonds

[wispy perch]

Yes

[chrome fulcrum]

Average CMU graduate

[wispy perch]

I just gotta pay him a small price of 30000 dollars

[prisma gull]

western union?

[sweet horizon]

only if you won't accuse me of plagiarism again >:(

[wispy perch]

somali e cash

[chrome fulcrum]

Bro takes his discord message originality seriously 😭

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/justice-matters-most-jimmy-mcgill-saul-goodman-jmm-jimmy-morgan-mcgill-gif-25752290

[prisma gull]

wasnt me

[sweet horizon]

edited

[ebon hawk]

guys is this email legit?

From: [email protected]
Subject: CMU Status Update
Body:
Hey!
You were accepted congratulations! We need a $500 deposit in order to send you ur acceptance package through mail, once it is sent you will receive your money back :)!

Please pay here: he82rjwif.net/fee

Congratulations!
Love,
Carnegie Mellon

[ebon hawk]

PLAGARISM

[sweet horizon]

no i just hate being falsely accused lol

[trim sand]

ChatGPT loves the "tapestry of time" phrase -- is it just me?

[wispy snow]

🧐

[wispy perch]

https://tenor.com/view/money-card-slam-smash-gif-26287004

[sweet horizon]

banning for false accusations 😡 (/j)

[wispy snow]

Love, Carnegie Mellon

[ebon hawk]

😭

[ebon hawk]

ig they really liked me

[prisma gull]

LOVE

you CHEATER

how dare you so much as look at another applicant

[ebon hawk]

💀

[prisma gull]

my heart has been broken

[wispy snow]

😡 wtf

i literally wrote cmu a love letter

[prisma gull]

fortunately, CMU, i have another side guy #pitt2028

[wispy snow]

you'd think cmu and pitt are together

🧐

[ebon hawk]

carnegie carnegie carnegie, mine
how are you? i am fine
i hope this letter is no crime
without my decision, im not feeling prime
maybe youll send them in the near time?
if that is the case, i will be devine

[candid patio]

spelling error be like

[ebon hawk]

should i send to admissions?

[ebon hawk]

😭 does this mean im rejected

[candid patio]

devine is crazy

[ebon hawk]

LMAO

i got warned for saying the E word

[wispy snow]

what's the e word

😭

same

[ebon hawk]

LMAO

was i wrong though 😭

[wispy snow]

nope

[ebon hawk]

no better word for cmu rn

[wispy snow]

i got warned for saying that during ut austin

[prisma gull]

bordering

[ebon hawk]

💀

[wispy perch]

Carnegie Mellon

melon

🍈

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-melon-melon-cat-melon-hat-gif-21923715

[prisma gull]

ok so

[unreal scroll]

what time is the next wave coming today?

[prisma gull]

i asked bing to write a love letter to cmu

does anyone want me to add it here

[ebon hawk]

i updated my name

cmu is the E

fill in the blanks

[prisma gull]

NAURRRR

[ebon hawk]

i thought u meant binghamton the school

[wispy snow]

LMAOO

[prisma gull]

it’s so funny now that i’m reading it. but it’s really long

[tacit sandal]

yea i got it also

and im going to the admitted students day

send deposit in 10 mins tho

[ebon hawk]

yes me too!

[wispy snow]

u should email admissions office first 🧐

looks kinda sus ngl

[ebon hawk]

no its real!

they said they promise

[broken pivot]

https://ibb.co/4Ym5ZY1

"All decisions have already been made. They are just being released throughout the month"

I cannot make this shit up what the fuck

[ebon hawk]

source?!

what is that site

thats crazy tho

[tacit sandal]

yea im cooked

[prisma gull]

it’s an image host site thing

with an image of the cmu live chat

[ebon hawk]

my favorite is the "waiting for ppl to commit" theory

we all cooked

[upbeat eagle]

Who thought this was a good idea LOL

[prisma gull]

from CounterBarrel2’s message

[ebon hawk]

my mom said im smart i think i got accepted

[chrome fulcrum]

Omg you must be cracked

[prisma gull]

strong letter of rec right there

[ebon hawk]

what would they even do if a parent sent a letter of recommendation 😭

[chrome fulcrum]

I feel like it could be really captivating

[ebon hawk]

definitely

and unbiased too

[chrome fulcrum]

Imagine a mother sending a heartfelt letter begging you to admit their son 2 weeks before decision.

Saying all the struggles she went

[fickle fossil]

did this shit come out yet

[chrome fulcrum]

For them

Could work

[vagrant citrus]

Probably just wait till 5pm est

[chrome fulcrum]

Definitely wait till 5

[prisma gull]

dam your toilet bowl is seeing the struggle

[vital solar]

Acceptances will still come out right

[chrome fulcrum]

Who knows

Jk

Definitely

Lol

[vital solar]

honestly who knows isn’t a bad answer but thanks

[prisma gull]

probably considering nobody from college of fine arts (aside from theater performance majors ig) has heard back

[chrome fulcrum]

Unless CMU had a 0.1% acceptance rate this year

[prisma gull]

the m in cmu stands for mit

and the u stands for uchicago

[finite anvil]

c for caltech?

[vague sonnet]

c stands for cornell

actually caltech

[finite anvil]

damn cmu only took 0.9% of waitlisted ppl

its over

[chrome fulcrum]

California institute of technology-Massachusetts institute of technology University of chicago

[gritty tusk]

Yo can someone send the live chat link for cmu

[stone inlet]

Did you write this 😭

[stuck helm]

I’m so glad I got rejected in the first wave

[stuck helm]

Gpt ofc

[wispy snow]

UC Mellon

[stuck helm]

Tapestry = gpt

That’s an obvious sign

[stone inlet]

That is true

[prisma gull]

bing AI

[stuck helm]

Okay holy fuck I saw the rest of the message

That’s huge

[ebon hawk]

i hope caltech mit university admits me

[stuck helm]

That’s like 100% ai my guy

[wispy snow]

UC MELLON 😧

[ebon hawk]

😭

[stone inlet]

Wait this is actually so funny

[stuck helm]

[prisma gull]

yeah it is

[stuck helm]

No

[chrome fulcrum]

Bad generalization since it's trained on real data. Some people generally used those words in academic writing

[stone inlet]

😭😭

[stuck helm]

No

https://tenor.com/view/average-meme-gigachad-enjoyer-funni-gif-20382212

[chrome fulcrum]

💀

[prisma gull]

i actually used something along the lines of “vibrant academic community” in my essays it’s joever

[chrome fulcrum]

Ok bro you win

[stuck helm]

🗿as long as the rest of it sounds natural enough you get a pass

[prisma gull]

thank you (bing)

[sturdy iris]

homies rly tryna navigate the complex intricacies of tapestry

is cmu today

at 2

[prisma gull]

for everyone who just saw that with no context, i essentially asked bing ai to rephrase smrithi’s pinned message about cmu decisions into a sophisticated 10-sentence paragraph

[chrome fulcrum]

Last wave was at 5 est so this has to be by 5 est

[prisma gull]

cmu doing that for us /j

[fast mesa]

???

[prisma gull]

also be careful because some people have gotten warned for saying the e-word

[chrome fulcrum]

Don't worry mods. He was referring to the Microsoft browser

[ebon hawk]

💀

[ebon hawk]

me

thags why its in my name now >:)

[prisma gull]

[chrome fulcrum]

Bar

[prisma gull]

[fast mesa]

ACH

ACH

doomed

me when im in the next bunch of rejections

[prisma gull]

alumni concert hall?

(on cmu campus)

[stone inlet]

I just tried calling music admission office but they're unavailable 😭

[mystic mulch]

What time does the wave come

[sweet horizon]

"playing hard to get" is a very reasonable substitute

[sweet horizon]

check pins

[tired swallow]

check pins

[mystic mulch]

Thanks

[sage oriole]

fuck bruh

any info on when shit is dropping?

[prisma gull]

pins

[wispy snow]

uc mellon 😭

[sage oriole]

how do u see pins on phone

[gritty tusk]

Swipe left

[sage oriole]

uhh nun changes

[prisma gull]

tap on the “Carnegie Mellon University” title

then go to settings

[sage oriole]

i see

damn that’s fucked

waiting rng for my rejection

💀

[sweet horizon]

Don't try to circumvent the bot

[prisma gull]

oh sorry i thought yall were manually doing it

[sweet horizon]

we are but my point is it's not allowed for a reason so don't try to get around that, just dm or don't use it at all

[prisma gull]

okay

thanks

sorry

[sweet horizon]

yeah nw

[prisma gull]

chat we did it

[sage oriole]

💀

[rotund spoke]

Bruh

[merry basalt]

Can it just come out atp

[rotund spoke]

If people say no to apps, it increases ur chances

[fervent ginkgo]

when i type in the letter “i” the first result is the carnegie mellon admissions insta page

the second result is their ED 1 decision release post

[sweet horizon]

a2c touch grass for y'all ^

[pliant pawn]

It it at 5 today? Like Friday?

[ebon hawk]

it doesnt convey my anticipated excitement

if you get the metaphor

[pliant pawn]

Nvmd saw pin

[cinder vine]

has cfa decisions come out yet

[sweet horizon]

bestie stop

[hardy dock]

guys

will we be cooked

or cook

i think we will cook

😎

[wispy snow]

same

[tropic garnet]

It doesn’t help them, given their yield rate

[wispy snow]

uc mellon 🥺

[tropic garnet]

Except maybe scs

cMIDu

[hardy dock]

UC MELLONNNN

[stone inlet]

Naur

[wispy snow]

scs and drama

[hardy dock]

scs 🙏

heinz 🙏

[sweet horizon]

uc melon😭😭😭😭

[hardy dock]

after how hard i got cooked by UCs

this is the UC im hoping for

[wispy snow]

same

ucm ❌ ucm ✅

[knotty saffron]

Good morning cmu chat

[pliant pawn]

Good morning

CMU really got me refreshing my portal at 11 in the morning

[wispy snow]

buddy pal jit

[pliant pawn]

Bucko

[sweet horizon]

Me but the opposite

Like i got cooked by UC hicago so i wantex to get into any other UC

[hardy dock]

ok but UC hicago cooked everyone 😭

UCs cooked all in-state students

[wispy snow]

wtf

my friend got into uc hicago

[rustic yarrow]

unless you applied undeclared apparently

[wispy snow]

for ed

too strong

[hardy dock]

huh really

interesting

[rustic yarrow]

for uc’s

not sure

but the trend at my school suggests it

[hardy dock]

for my school it was so random

[wispy snow]

my school has 0 acceptnaces to brown

but they have never seen me apply

😹

[sweet horizon]

(im instate)

[hardy dock]

ok but ur profile is insane

ofc u would get in

LOL

[worthy anvil]

Do we know a time? Or a estimate

[sweet horizon]

Thank you😭

[sweet horizon]

5 pm estimate

[inland crypt]

cap

[sweet horizon]

I AM (ISH)

[inland crypt]

you applied as oos

[sweet horizon]

ok

[inland crypt]

you could get instate tuition

[sweet horizon]

but i pay instate

😤

[inland crypt]

in terms of application ur oos

the original comment

referred to instate UC kids

getting cooked

[sweet horizon]

eh ok valid

[inland crypt]

i feel bad for cali kids

[sweet horizon]

fr

[inland crypt]

their schools dont prioritize them

unlike the better states

NC, TX, FL, etc

[sweet horizon]

and my parents want to make my brother a cali kid😭

[sweet horizon]

That's because we have the best schools that constantly push kids to be the best 💯

[inland crypt]

tell that to the bay area kids

they are genuinely hurt

and wounded

by HS

[sweet horizon]

no yeah i know

but people who thrive will thrive

and others will get screwed over

such is the way of life

[inland crypt]

they could do sm better if they didnt live there

[sweet horizon]

Yeah but they wouldn't have access to the same opportunities and resources

[inland crypt]

depends where they move

[sweet horizon]

every state and every system has its pros and cons

[inland crypt]

if they come down to texas like all the cali ppl been doing they will do much better 😉

unless they go to ntx

then

[sweet horizon]

nah bro all my utd cousins moved to bay area immediately after college

your state mid ngl (/hj)

[rustic yarrow]

damn you got into 18

that’s crazy

[inland crypt]

for the money ofc

[inland crypt]

blud applied to all the colleges fr

[sweet horizon]

i did only 26 :(

[inland crypt]

'only'

wait u got 2 waitlist

since when

who tf waitlisted you

[rustic yarrow]

what are your top schools you’ve gotten into so far?

[sweet horizon]

Neu UCI

[sweet horizon]

Shut up you did 22

[inland crypt]

both yield protect

[sweet horizon]

(it's in my nickname)

[inland crypt]

genuinely

[sweet horizon]

i know

so im chilling

[rustic yarrow]

ohh haha

[inland crypt]

im getting yielded by my safeties next week sadly

[rustic yarrow]

nice

[inland crypt]

i alr know it

[sweet horizon]

What safeties do you have left

Didn't you only do utd tamu and smu

[inland crypt]

basically all my RDs

all safeties yk

[sweet horizon]

none of your RDS are safeties💀

ok bro sure

[inland crypt]

they all are tf

[sweet horizon]

also

rejections aren't yield protections

[rustic yarrow]

help i also got waitlisted to neu and uci😭

[sweet horizon]

Only deferrals/waitlists

[inland crypt]

mine are im just too good

[inland crypt]

this is cap lmao

[sweet horizon]

come back when you have 10 waitlists and I'll accept they're safeties 🥱

[inland crypt]

ik someone who got into 2 ivies but rejected ohio state

[sweet horizon]

No school is gonna reject you if you're over qualified

[wispy snow]

lol

[inland crypt]

and uga

[inland crypt]

uga does

some schools acc do

[sweet horizon]

Yeah but that wouldn't count as a yield protection, just bad fit or AOs were having a bad mood

[fallen pike]

YMU rejected me

[inland crypt]

bruh its straight up a yield

[sweet horizon]

But that's pointless

[inland crypt]

they know ur not going

and others wanna go

[sweet horizon]

Because if you go to their school their reputation and average stats would go up

[inland crypt]

so why waste a spot on u

[sweet horizon]

yeah that's why they wl/defer

[inland crypt]

well some reject lmao

its true

[wispy snow]

dont some schools still take ppl off waitlist

[sweet horizon]

but it doesn't make sense to reject someone over qualified😭

[wispy snow]

yeah it does

[inland crypt]

it does

[wispy snow]

waitlist is still a waitlist spot

[inland crypt]

lowers acceptance rate

[fallen pike]

im rejecting/rescinding everyone in this thread from CMU

[inland crypt]

neu rejects

ppl

with 4.0 1600

and accepts 3.5 kids

[fallen pike]

neu artifically deflation their AR

[wispy snow]

deferring = yield protection makes the least sense tbh

[inland crypt]

yield/acceptance rate protect

[wispy snow]

y consider again

[sweet horizon]

Waitlist doesn't count for yield rate or acceptance rate right

[solemn sage]

Have decisions came out today yet

[sweet horizon]

No see this was how i thought about it

[inland crypt]

no

prolly 5

[fallen pike]

prob at 5

[inland crypt]

what are your RDs left?

[solemn sage]

Fellow dune enjoyer I see. Round 3 imax tomorrow for me lol

[wispy snow]

washu is my safety

[inland crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-atreides-lisan-al-gaib-muad-dib-dune-2-part-2-gif-6652943365664618564

[north otter]

yo did cmu drop

[wispy snow]

no

[inland crypt]

no

leave junior

[solemn sage]

Type shit

[sweet horizon]

If you're over qualified, they know you probably won't go there so they don't wanna accept you because it lowers yield. However if by a slim chance you do end up going to the school, it increases their reputation and average stats (like if you have a 1550 sat but their average is 1400, it goes up by a ton). So they don't wanna pass up that chance (because every school wants to better it's reputation) but they also want to protect yield. Hence defer/wl

[inland crypt]

go grind SAT

[upbeat eagle]

I’m gonna get rejected in the last wave 😭

[inland crypt]

did u commit to cmu

[upbeat eagle]

I guarantee that’s what’s going to happen

[solemn sage]

No

[sweet horizon]

Bu nu columbia brown upenn stanford gtown nyu

[cloud dagger]

Same but I don't mind lol

[sweet horizon]

I predict 3 accept 2 wl 3 reject (kinda delulu ngl)

[upbeat eagle]

I’d rather I just get rejected immediately

[wispy snow]

this is kind of like saying there is a 50% chance of raining, but that doesn't mean you bring 50% of an umbrella. you just bring an umbrella.

[upbeat eagle]

Instead of this false hope

[solemn sage]

3 accept 💀💀💀💀I wish you luck

[inland crypt]

wait that doesnt make sense how do u have 18 + 2 + 1 = 21 but then 8 RDs wouldnt that mean 29 total

[sweet horizon]

what😭

[cloud dagger]

Real I think I'll get wl at Brown then rejected at upenn lol

[inland crypt]

extremely delusional

[sweet horizon]

3 direct admission acceptances

which i don't count as schools i applied to

But i count as acceptances

[inland crypt]

ok

[north otter]

damn

[sweet horizon]

i just wanna get into 1 t10 </3

[wispy snow]

like off-chance of them coming to your school =/= them coming to your school. if you mess up accepting them then you messed up accepting them

[north otter]

im gna put up legendary numbers

[rustic yarrow]

cmu!

[sweet horizon]

you literally called your T20 RDS safeties

[north otter]

20R 1A

[inland crypt]

utd '29

[solemn sage]

Why is a junior in here

[inland crypt]

im joking but youre not

[inland crypt]

fr

[sweet horizon]

I didn't apply to cmu

[north otter]

this is racism

[sweet horizon]

ok valid

[north otter]

againt juniors

:(

[inland crypt]

bully this fraud

[solemn sage]

You’re goddamn right

[sweet horizon]

my expectations go up with every decision i receive

[north otter]

cmu not gna like this gng

[wispy snow]

same lmao

[sweet horizon]

in November i thought I'd be rejected everywhere

In December I was okay with a #115 school

[north otter]

18 accepts is still crazy ngl

[inland crypt]

my warning is publics are very different from privates but at the same time you could cook everywhere so who knows

[sweet horizon]

in January i just wanted a t50

[devout shard]

Whenever y’all start talking on here I think it got released

[outer musk]

lol same

[sweet horizon]

currently it's T20 or bust

[prisma gull]

UC Melon 🥺 please drop cfa today

[wispy snow]

same

[outer musk]

same

[solemn sage]

This is real

[sweet horizon]

soon it might be t10 then t5

[prisma gull]

real

[inland crypt]

this is crazy

[wispy snow]

didn't think i'd bag schools i actually like

🥺

[inland crypt]

setting yourself up for dissapointment

[north otter]

nah if im being realistic i think i def can get cmu math or uiuc cpe

[sweet horizon]

yeah valid but berkeley early greatly raised my ego im ngl

[sweet horizon]

SAME

[sweet horizon]

Honestly I'm okay either way

[inland crypt]

i was confident id get into my 'target' so im chillin

[north otter]

ngl ill be happy if i just get UT

[sweet horizon]

I love both UCLA and Berk so if i get rehected everywhere it wouldn't matter

[north otter]

but if i get UT ill just be like "hmm i want MIT/stanford"

[wispy snow]

wtf strong

[sweet horizon]

stanford '28

[inland crypt]

dont lie

[wispy snow]

same. apparently my "safeties" by a2c standards are targets 🧐

[sweet horizon]

also realistically i will go to ucla or berk because t20s are more expensive for me BUT I want to get in for the flex and prestige

[inland crypt]

dont lie to yourself i said the same thing and im not at all satisfied with ut + honors

now i want an ivy

💀

[sweet horizon]

I mean yeah i will be disappointed but in the long run I'll be okay

[north otter]

yeah even if i get UT CS i'll want turings

[wispy snow]

wtf strong

[north otter]

or mit/stanford

[wispy snow]

wtf turing 😔

[north otter]

idk if id even take cmu over ut bc of the cost difference

[wispy snow]

i got rejected by turing

shows i am weak

[sweet horizon]

i got rejected by fordham honors💀

[inland crypt]

and then a 'real' t20, then gtech, uiuc, etc, then you will want mit/stanford/cmu

[inland crypt]

fordham honors is competitive

[prisma gull]

youre a junior go touch some grass and worry next year

[wispy snow]

gtech 🥺

[sweet horizon]

More competitive than uc's?

[inland crypt]

guys i have a secret i havent revealed

[wispy snow]

tbf i wanted gtech since junior

[inland crypt]

ucs have way more applicants and thus way more spots

[sweet horizon]

are you gay

[inland crypt]

no

[sweet horizon]

damn

[wispy snow]

damn

[left lichen]

damn

[north otter]

na id take ut over gtech or uiuc

[inland crypt]

i got rejected by temu business honors 😭

[north otter]

js bc of cost

[sweet horizon]

yeah but Berkeley early is only 1%

[prisma gull]

fair i toured barnard as an 8th grader

[rustic yarrow]

gtech this friday?

[sweet horizon]

What's temu

Tamu?

[wispy snow]

i toured mit as a 5th grader

[north otter]

ive wanted mit since 7th grade 💀 lost in the sauce

[wispy snow]

[sweet horizon]

Bro my dream schools change every month wtf y'all have decades long of dedication

[inland crypt]

berk early shouldnt have an acceptance rate since they admit who they like but that doesnt mean they reject everyone else. you should look at who applies to berkeley (everyone in CA) and then their overall acceptance rate

[vivid sleet]

oh god gtech this friday

[hardy light]

fr NEU waitlisted me with a IB 44 predicted and a 1560, the day after, I was waitlisted by MIT 💀

[devout shard]

Fr

[wispy snow]

gtech is better than uiuc anyways

[prisma gull]

though ive no longer wanted to ED barnard since junior year

[sweet horizon]

Yeah fair

[vivid sleet]

neu denied my 1580 friend😭😭

[wispy snow]

cuz sat dont matter

after 1550+

[devout shard]

CXII I got into BBU

[inland crypt]

like fsu has a very low acceptance rate but its a safety bc a lot of the ppl who apply arent at fsu's caliber

[prisma gull]

temu the dropshipping website

[vivid sleet]

SCC better unfortunately

[hardy light]

Honestly, it’s a blessing in disguise, your friend deserves better, NEU wouldn’t have been good for them

[sweet horizon]

What😭

[inland crypt]

in cali legit everyone throws a shot at la/berk so it kinda lowers their acceptance rate even if they arent qualified

[devout shard]

I got rejected from Ms. Puff’s boating college unfortunately

[inland crypt]

neu is a commuter school

[weary wave]

bro I got deferred and waitlisted from neu 1540 sat 34 act but people I know with worse stats got in

[chrome palm]

Nah a lot less for Berkeley

[inland crypt]

yield protect

[prisma gull]

nvm the opposite of dropshipping ig

[chrome palm]

It’s usually sd and La

[sweet horizon]

Same

[chrome palm]

Bro I bought my house from temu

[weary wave]

u actually think so?

[hardy light]

Yea NEU is for doing this, it’s alright though, there are better places calling you

[inland crypt]

100%

[sweet horizon]

kvd you should post your Ls in #💪-chad-rejects

[inland crypt]

neu outright yields

[sweet horizon]

blud only every posts Ws smh

[inland crypt]

i dont take Ls

0 R

[weary wave]

I mean our valedictorian last year is going there its wack

[inland crypt]

🤫

[devout shard]

NEU is sketchy anyway

[inland crypt]

i feel bad for bro/sis