All Cal States (2023-2024)

[river charm]

I think a good one to compare SLO with is SWE at Waterloo in Canada

It’s also a top program

Where many companies take students from there

U won’t be disadvantaged tbh

I think having a cs degree is more versatile

[karmic grove]

SWE

[stiff stirrup]

stats

[open cypress]

idk lol

[cyan flame]

Computer science is a science so it focuses more on theory and algorithms while software engineering is geared towards understanding how to actually design software

[river charm]

In Waterloo SWE compared to CS it’s just CS with engineering requirements like Chem and Physics along with practical classes for software development where u actually build projects etc

[unreal anvil]

anyone know when state is suspected to come out

[open cypress]

which state?

idaho?

[terse finch]

state of matter

you dont matter

[unreal anvil]

Sorry my bad

San Diego state

We all call it state in sd 😭😭 apologies

[unreal anvil]

^

[limpid pasture]

bro theres san jose state

[open cypress]

theres also fresno state and sf state

[unreal anvil]

yeah i know

in san jose they call sjsu state too

[eternal vault]

lmao really?

my friends that live in sj call it "es jay es you"

basically everyone ik from sj calls it "es jay es you"

sjsu

[chrome locust]

idk we all call it san jose state

but i call fresno csu fresno

the only ones i call state are san diego and san jose

[eternal vault]

yea its either sjsu or san jose state, ive never heard it called just "state"

[open cypress]

no its called fresno state usually

and same with csu sf, its generally called sf state

[unreal anvil]

From the people I know

But it’s also just not that deep so gonna move on

[quick trout]

cal poly come on man

[open cypress]

ikr

[quick trout]

dont need the radio silence

[open cypress]

stahp holding onto the decisions just gimme already

[quick trout]

stop ghosting me

[quick trout]

do you know wen the released last year

[open cypress]

no lol

i dont look at decision dates i wanna keep it a surprise

otherwise i start spam refreshing my inbox and stressing out and it sux

[eternal vault]

friend said its somewhere around when davis released lmao.

[quick trout]

which is tn?

[eternal vault]

tmr

[lone brook]

at this point sdsu is making me angry so even if they let me in i wont go ngl

[drifting mortar]

i got the same thing for test scores

who knows lol

[serene tapir]

Wait I thought csu don’t take sat score

Oh for placement

[quick trout]

I tjink everyone is getting it

so probably doesn’t mean much

just some portal astrology

[violet hemlock]

No portal Astro

[modern bridge]

Last year it was 3/10

[silk fox]

yall lets manifest for slo

we will be mustangs by the end of today

🐎

[river charm]

mr bee keeping the postal astrology spreaders in tact

As a fellow beaver I will give u a piece of 🪵 🦫

[open cypress]

where do i find my caasp scores in the portal

[quick tree]

cal poly today?

[stiff stirrup]

possibly

wait cal poly doesn’t use caaspp scores in their admissions review right

[eternal vault]

csus do if u chose to report

[stiff stirrup]

oh bruh i shoulda reported

[limpid pasture]

wait what

[heavy berry]

I heard this from a lot of people but idk if it’s true 😭

[unreal anvil]

i hope not

i did not try in a single one of those

[river charm]

💀 are those like the tests they do to measure the states performance ?

[unreal anvil]

yes

its literally so the school can make more money

if the students score good

the school makes money

[river charm]

I don’t think that stuff matters unless u tell the Unis to look at it

[unreal anvil]

students can opt out of them because theres no point on doing them

atleast there wasnt until sat got removed

[river charm]

💀 ah they do that in the uk but with final exams

[river charm]

Are all schools in Cali required by law to be test blind

Or was it just adopted

As common practice

[unreal anvil]

i think it was adopted

[river charm]

ah

finally they realized it’s kind of useful

[unreal anvil]

the UCs did it and then everyone else followed lol

cus they know if the UCs dont do it no one will

like no one will take the sat

but i could be wrong

so anyone feel free to correct me

[river charm]

They might change it for next year

cuz test optional was a mess

[karmic grove]

Yea me too

Would it be the same time as davis?

[safe flare]

I thought it was only for class placement

[silk fox]

yeah what time

[dire sun]

Is SLO coming out today

[quick trout]

https://tenor.com/view/who-knows-shrug-what-shades-on-idk-gif-15962763

[dire sun]

Wat was last yr

[river charm]

Friday aswell I think

[zealous osprey]

have most people heard back from sdsu?

[junior shell]

I ain’t heard shit from SDSU

[zealous osprey]

ughh me too im like just TELL ME if u dont want me

[junior shell]

I ain’t getting into SDSU or Cal Poly but I just want to have the answer already tbh

[zealous osprey]

slo right

me too i jsut want to know

[junior shell]

Yeah SLO

[zealous osprey]

we'll get in trust 🙏

[jolly rover]

there is already an application status thing

in ur slo portal

[open cypress]

yea

been there since the start

it says no determination at this time right

guys i have a question abt sjsu
is their cs/software eng diffucult and rigorous, or its relatively ez and smooth sailing?

[dire sun]

So slo is today?

[eternal vault]

unconirmed

[silk fox]

college confidential is saying acceptances coming today

[eternal vault]

wait what

for what schools

[silk fox]

slo

[eternal vault]

.

[pastel saffron]

any idea what time today?

[silk fox]

bc for the last couple years they released 2nd fri of march and thats today

supposdly around 3:45 pacfic time

[pastel saffron]

thank you

[silk fox]

so i guess 6:45 for us east coasters

[eternal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

[silk fox]

im sorry i meant 3:45 pacific

so 6:45 est

[eternal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

[pastel saffron]

damn thats like an hour from now wtf

is it all gon be at the same time or rolled out by major?

[silk fox]

so apparently most acceptances come out today, next week would be waitlists and some acceptances, then majors that required portolfio, then rejections

[open cypress]

today?

is that confiremd

[silk fox]

also pls take everything im saying w a grain of salt i dont want everybody getting too hyped for it to be wrong im just going off what im reading on college confidential. nothing is confirmed

[pastel saffron]

fr

[silk fox]

but historically its been 2nd fri of march and thats today + portals have been changing

[quick trout]

theyre guessing

i tjink the two main reasons is that slo added the admissions status thing

and last year like u said

[heavy berry]

Yeah and I hear that once the portal changes it’s usually like a day afterwards that decisions release

[limpid pasture]

so saturday?

[limpid pasture]

wait what

[karmic grove]

Ping me when SLO

[eternal vault]

yea someone ping tf out of me when slo comes out

[jolly rover]

Did slo come out today ?

[karmic grove]

what time did it come out last year

[limpid pasture]

apparently it comes out in waves

so theres no specific time

[karmic grove]

Oh

whens the first wave last year

[limpid pasture]

idk

[eternal vault]

someone said at 3:45 earlier

[limpid pasture]

psT?

oh shoot

7 mins left

[eternal vault]

yea

first wave in 7 min

[silk fox]

3:45-4:20 pst

♥️😜

[limpid pasture]

its first wave

[eternal vault]

really?

i see nothing though

no first waves

[eternal vault]

lmao

[heavy berry]

calpoly 8 mins?

[eternal vault]

maybe

[heavy berry]

or is it gonna take longer

[river charm]

They send it out periodically

[stiff stirrup]

my caaspp scores are like my best test scores ever 💀

[eternal vault]

lmao same i aced the english reading sectrion

[jagged tundra]

davis waitlist cmon slo gimme sum good

[stiff stirrup]

me w math

[eternal vault]

im like

built for anyting not math

im good w english

im good w physics

but just not math

[stiff stirrup]

im not built for physics at all

...still taking physics c but

[plush mountain]

so is cal poly slo releasing soon?

[eternal vault]

apparently

i doubt it thought

[jagged tundra]

nothing from slo

[quick trout]

anyone else’s server down?

[karmic grove]

For SLO?

i logged in fine

[eternal vault]

nope

still on yea

[spiral blade]

Cal poly slo releasing today?

[junior shell]

watch slo just never release

[jagged tundra]

im refreshing hella

[junior shell]

like never

[jagged tundra]

lol

[junior shell]

we'll never know

[jagged tundra]

i dont see it

[spiral blade]

Maybe it’s 4:30

Not 4

Or it’s in waves

[eternal vault]

i got nothing

[junior shell]

ill open it

[strange elbow]

i don't think it'll be today?

[junior shell]

the cal poly student center is down

HMMMMMMMM

[eternal vault]

still nothing

[strange elbow]

congrats davis

[junior shell]

thanks!

[eternal vault]

thats funny

[junior shell]

very funny

i dont think id take it over davis but now i just wanna know what they think of me

[eternal vault]

im taking slo over any of my choices rn

[strange elbow]

same

[limpid pasture]

oh boy

[limpid pasture]

idk if cal poly slo is better than penn state for my major

but it is way cheaper

so ig same

[eternal vault]

i didnt get uni park for penn

[quick trout]

san luis obispo is nice

[eternal vault]

would be nicer if they accepted me

[karmic grove]

Would like SLO to come in with a W for today after davis rejection

[eternal vault]

literally

[dire sun]

love that slo is fully draking on us right now

like they really be pulling a "Imma do my own thing"

[stiff stirrup]

i need slo

[karmic grove]

same

[eternal vault]

lmao

[heavy berry]

I’d cry

[strange elbow]

i don't think so

[heavy berry]

over half of the graduating class at my school last year got in

so I’m dickriding the nepotism HARD

[strange elbow]

my ass sitting on the davis waitlist

least slo could do is let a brother in

[junior shell]

huh????

[chrome locust]

the graduating class was like 20 people trust

[heavy berry]

it was like 200 lol

my school is a feeder school there

bc most people commit unless they get accepted into smthn higher

[oak bloom]

are cal poly decisions this weekend😭

[heavy berry]

total not accepted

[junior shell]

SDSU and SLO are down for me rn

[strange elbow]

hey maybe they're sending out admissions guys

[eternal vault]

not for me

[dire sun]

I ain’t getting into slo for cs 😭

[river charm]

U got into Davis right

[dire sun]

Also luv how I got rejected from SJSU

[river charm]

SJSU is actually 💀 this year

[river charm]

Then slo doesn’t seem too far fetched

[dire sun]

lol. SJSU rejecting me I was shocked but I wasn’t like too depressed abt it

[dire sun]

Imma get rejected prob by slo

[eternal vault]

lol at least u got davis

i only got sjsu

[limpid pasture]

u got ucr

[junior shell]

^

ucr aint bad

its doable

[cyan flame]

Was it really that bad

[limpid pasture]

for cs its bad

because bay area addicted to cs

[cyan flame]

yeah probably a bay area issue mainly

I got in cs and I think mech was more impacted than cs

[severe chasm]

slo today? please be true 🥹

[limpid pasture]

ik sjsu has an index

idk what it means though

[cyan flame]

basically a point system that determines the minimum threshold for each major

[limpid pasture]

all this wait just to get rejected

[cyan flame]

Real

[karmic grove]

SLO please give me a W today
rejecred davis and irvine today

[terse finch]

same LMFAO

[eternal vault]

yea lmao...

i dont even have hope for slo anymore

[strange elbow]

double waitlist

[karmic grove]

me and you bro

[terse finch]

ucs are gonna sweep me 😭

[cyan flame]

Real

[karmic grove]

Losing hope

[severe chasm]

i got into uci but i really just wanna get into slo man 😭

[eternal vault]

ill take ur uci spot lmao

[severe chasm]

you can have it

[eternal vault]

man i wish i could

geniunely

take it

[severe chasm]

ngl personally I think slo is better than like most ucs for CS other than like UCLA and Berekely

[eternal vault]

i like irvine better than slo

but atp im prolly getting rejected from slo too

[severe chasm]

overall maybe

but I've heard campus is kinda dead

[small hill]

is Cal Poly SLO comming out today

[karmic grove]

Im hoping it is

[small hill]

Hopefully I get accepted, I got wailisted by Davis and rejected by Irvine

[karmic grove]

I got double rejeceed

so hoping for one W today

[junior shell]

imagine they come and someone gets triple rejected

the sadness

[eternal vault]

thats gonna be me...

[junior shell]

have hope

[eternal vault]

i cant

30% slo acceptance rate

38% for davis and i got rejected

[strange elbow]

yep

im finished

[junior shell]

shit can be weird sometimes

thats all i can say

i really do wish you luck @strange elbow @eternal vault you deserve something

[eternal vault]

thank u

[strange elbow]

thanks but i think it's over

https://tenor.com/view/ichigo-rain-gif-10466119050915345991

[karmic grove]

PLEASE DONT JINX IT LOLL

[plush mountain]

when is slo out??

[eternal vault]

never atp

[strange elbow]

most likely within the coming week

[plush mountain]

ohh ok

[prisma cave]

can sdsu be any slower

[strange elbow]

real

[prisma cave]

aint no way i got ucs before sdsu

[strange elbow]

slo too like tf

[cyan flame]

Fr like they don’t have that much material to review

[eternal vault]

slo be like

hmm... does this say A- or A? i cant really tell, let me call up my homie
the homie: i dont know man it looks like a B

[strange elbow]

LOL

[limpid pasture]

lol slo ditched

[open cypress]

guys can yall make me love sjsu

after getting rejected cs from riverside, davis, irvine, uiuc, and basically everywhere, i needa come to terms

[eternal vault]

same

[limpid pasture]

u live at bay area

[strange elbow]

@eternal vault

[limpid pasture]

so many internship opportunities

[strange elbow]

oops

[eternal vault]

ugh

ok

hold on

first of all sjsu has a square campus which sounds silly

but its small and its very cosy

and it seems to be in a cool/safe area bc its just dorms surrounding the campus

i went on a rainy day but the campus looked ok

[stiff stirrup]

i took my act there and the classroom was nice lol

[eternal vault]

lots of groups of friends just talking

ppl walking to wherever

dorm buildings look cool from the outside

theres a lot ot stuff to do in sj (japantown)

97% of students that graduate from sjsu lands a job (accoridng ot their website)

whats ur major?

for stem majors ur starting salary may very well be in the six figures

[strange elbow]

i also used to work there in real estate

[eternal vault]

bc sjsu is a silicon valley feeder

silicon valley literally hires directly from sjsu

[strange elbow]

the viet food is good

[eternal vault]

lots of opportunities

[strange elbow]

there's helllaaaaa viet people

[stiff stirrup]

you worked there in real estate as a senior in hs wha

[eternal vault]

yes the ppl r baddies here

[strange elbow]

well yea

[eternal vault]

their ice skating rink is fire too

[strange elbow]

assistant

[cursive birch]

W faang feeder

[open cypress]

software eng

[stiff stirrup]

ah

[eternal vault]

ok yea ur set

[strange elbow]

26/hr was fucking fire tho

[eternal vault]

ur very likely to get a v good job straight out of graduation

[stiff stirrup]

yooo wait what'd you do as an assistant

[strange elbow]

basically made fliers

organized open houses

helped looked for houses that may need to be sold

cleaned up houses for sale

set up houses for pictures

etc

really fun job with flexible hours

[open cypress]

im kinda deepressed getting rejected from all the ucs so far except merced, and sjsu looks increasingly possible, so wud u guys do purdue b.s. in AI or sjsu b.s. swe

[eternal vault]

depends on cost

sjsu has great like

value

[open cypress]

not an issue

[eternal vault]

purdue idk

[strange elbow]

honestly it's like 50 50

i woild visit both campus if@possible

[eternal vault]

visit both campuses and see which one u vibe w more

yes

[strange elbow]

see which one you like

[open cypress]

i EDd to harvey mudd so cost of that was a lot more lmao

[eternal vault]

bc ur gonna be here for like

4 years

[strange elbow]

and which career u wanna go into

[eternal vault]

the next 4 years

dont go to somewhere that ur like

[strange elbow]

yeah it's super fun

[eternal vault]

campus is sorta mid

[strange elbow]

u meet a lot of people on the job too

[open cypress]

i mean its only 4 years, but the diploma lasts a lifetime

im more abt ROI

[strange elbow]

yea so consider what job field u wanna go into

[open cypress]

for now

[strange elbow]

coz ur majors for both school specialize very differently i think

[open cypress]

i mean both end up at a tech engineer

[eternal vault]

do u wanna work at silicon valley?

[strange elbow]

yea

[eternal vault]

well yea

[open cypress]

prolly gonna go to bayrea afterwards

[open cypress]

yea

[strange elbow]

but u don't wanna study something you hate for 4 years

or somewhere you hate

[eternal vault]

but in my case sjsu > purdue even, if i had gotten in, simply bc we have a nasa location here in cali while purdue only has boeing

[strange elbow]

so take a look around both campuses

[open cypress]

i mean ive heard purdue year 3 is insanely hard, but is sjsu difficult

or its smooth sailing

[karmic grove]

man not me seeing new activity in this channel and htinking its SLO
SLO really not coming today isnt it

[eternal vault]

from what i heard of, its p aight

like

[strange elbow]

i wouldn't say sjsu is difficult

[eternal vault]

"its exactly the same as high school"

[open cypress]

i dont wanna put myself thru hell again like i did thru high school

[strange elbow]

it's on the easier end of schools

i'd say

[open cypress]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[eternal vault]

so its not gonna be that much harder than high school

[open cypress]

i hate my high school its so damn competetive

and its just pure suffering

[eternal vault]

sjsu's not like that

i doubt sjsu is gonna be that competitive

[open cypress]

is purdue like that

[eternal vault]

most schools rnt that competitive

or cutthroat

[quick trout]

damn no cal poly yet

[eternal vault]

unless theyre like top of the top (caltech, berkeley, ivies)

[open cypress]

yea ofc

[quick trout]

see y’all on monday

[karmic grove]

when do u think it'll drop

[open cypress]

yes

[eternal vault]

never

[strange elbow]

most likely

the end of next week like 95% sure

by the end

[karmic grove]

LMAO

has calpoly ever dropped on the weekend

im coping

[strange elbow]

no clue

[eternal vault]

no

[open cypress]

yea i needa get myself hyped abt sjsu so if i have to go there i wont be disappointed
in my school sjsu has the sorta reputation that the rejects and the "losers" go there... and its turning out to be true in my case 😔

[eternal vault]

decisions r prolly never dropping on weekends

[eternal vault]

the "losers" going there have a 97% chance of landing a damn good job upon graduation

[stiff stirrup]

bro its 95% just gpa how they taking longer than some uc's

[open cypress]

yea

[eternal vault]

i literally know someone who just graduated aeroE and has a 6 figure salary right now

[quick trout]

doubt it bc admissions is closed

i think

[karmic grove]

true

[open cypress]

yea i rly hope some UC clutches up but if not, then sjsu it is

[karmic grove]

has Calpoly ever dropped on monday

[eternal vault]

like tehres sm companies here in silicon valley forget the "only losers come here" ur getting one hell of an opportunity

[open cypress]

but ig i wont complain

[eternal vault]

nah dw bro

im stuck between ucr and sjsu

[open cypress]

yea im tryna look on the bright side

for swe?

cs?

[eternal vault]

nah

aeroE vs EE

[open cypress]

ohh

gl tho

[eternal vault]

thank u

praying something further than na hour away accepts me

[open cypress]

wait why tho lmao

[eternal vault]

i dont wanna stay here

i dont wanna be around my family for any longer (kind of suffocating)

[karmic grove]

is it more likely that it comes next monday or next friday

[eternal vault]

and the org that im president of

theyre infamous for constnatly

calling

even after graduation

and leaving the damn place

like my friends at ucm and ucsc

they keep getting called every weekend to come back and shi

like i know if i go to sjsu im not gonna keep my life

my weekends r gonna be full of my organization

[open cypress]

lmao

[eternal vault]

and even if i refuse

[open cypress]

r u in bayrea rn

[eternal vault]

theyr egonna keep calling and calling and calling

yep

[open cypress]

dam... gl

[eternal vault]

so if i go somewhere that i cant easily come back

thyere only gonna call me during break

to which i say, fuck u bc my breaks r mine

[open cypress]

what org is that malicious lmao

[eternal vault]

i wont say cause the moment i drop the name im getting doxxed

but yea

[open cypress]

aight

cant u use a "just say no" card or smth

[eternal vault]

friends have tried that before

they treat it as a "no for this week" and then try again next time

[strange elbow]

it's usually within the range of 8-13 if i remember correctly

[eternal vault]

bc they cant fucking function wo the graduated students

hell, theres even a guy who already graduated from fucking ucsd and they still called him to write an email bc i wasnt available

[terse finch]

sjsu is a feeder into bay area big tech

[eternal vault]

like hello? thats what my vp is for?

[terse finch]

also didnt u get into purdue..

so like

[open cypress]

yea but not rly sure abt purdue

[strange elbow]

what if u just ghosted them

[eternal vault]

am president rn

but after tmr

[open cypress]

i dont wanna suffer during college like i did during hs

[eternal vault]

im not going back to any events

[eternal vault]

im done w them, mentally and physically

[terse finch]

i would pick sjsu tbh

[open cypress]

NO NOT THE DAVIS COW

AAAA

get it away from me

[open cypress]

better

[eternal vault]

when is slo gonna drop cuh

[open cypress]

never

at this rate

[eternal vault]

fucking please

i wanna go to a school w @strange elbow slo is our only hope

[open cypress]

on ur deathbed, 75 years from now, you will receive a notification on ur phone that slo has finally, finally released

[strange elbow]

real.....

slo and riverside (if we can convince ur parents)

[eternal vault]

ah... this truly was... our jujutsu kaisen passes away

[open cypress]

r yall irl frends lmao

[eternal vault]

yea

[strange elbow]

nah... i'd win...

[eternal vault]

bro is in my stats class

[strange elbow]

type shit

[eternal vault]

and physics

[open cypress]

advanced placement physics 1?

or c

[strange elbow]

c

[eternal vault]

this guy so goofy bruh shows up to physics "IM ABOUTTA COOK" and then walks out and said "i got cooked"

[open cypress]

AAAA

[strange elbow]

bro that shit it too hard no?

[open cypress]

no

stop wit the cow

i hate the cow

[eternal vault]

i love these stickers

theyre so silly

[strange elbow]

i no no wanna donphysics

[eternal vault]

but anyway isnt slo like

[open cypress]

these are my favorite

[eternal vault]

i thought slo wasnt that hard to get into

for in state

like

[strange elbow]

hey slo is a tech school

[eternal vault]

itd be like sjsu

[open cypress]

its inpossible

[eternal vault]

ykyk

[strange elbow]

so they should like

let a lil bio major slide thru

just for the one time

yk

[eternal vault]

i thought itd be sjsu and sjsu let me in

[plush mountain]

is slo out?

[eternal vault]

me omw to "pspspspspspsppssspspspspsp" the colleges

[eternal vault]

no

[strange elbow]

nop

[open cypress]

nah

[eternal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-huh-cat-huh-etr-gif-15332443943609734737

neither is uw :D

[open cypress]

slo is INSANE

[strange elbow]

hey surely they'll let a bio major in

right guys right

hahahahah

i mean i have a maxed out csu gpa what else could they want from me

[eternal vault]

guys im fucked im cooked im grilled im toasted im roasted im deceased im dead im crying im throwing up im on the ground

[open cypress]

https://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/education/cal-poly-university/article274047625.html

[strange elbow]

atleast u didn't apply psych

wait

is this real

they have fucking 1 space for microbiology

[open cypress]

LMAO

[strange elbow]

or is that transfers

[strange elbow]

i think it's transfers.

[open cypress]

this is undergrad

what u said was trasnfers

[strange elbow]

.....

MY ASS IS NOT GETTING IN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[open cypress]

me too

3% swe is screwed up

yeaaaa i think ill go with sjsu lmao

[strange elbow]

i've won worse gambles....

1v415

i'd win

[open cypress]

wait

the article

it doesnt take into account yield rates

slo yield rate is abt 25%

so the acc rate cud be nearly 4x what the website says

[eternal vault]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-reaction-meme-haha-emoji-gif-gif-17470264342123209059

[open cypress]

hope is not all lost

[eternal vault]

bro...

[open cypress]

more like 15%

[eternal vault]

i wanna avoid sjsu if i can

[eternal vault]

dude

[eternal vault]

my ahh got rejected from davis 38% and irvine 20%

and soon to be uw 47%

[strange elbow]

my ahh got waitlisted both

[open cypress]

no no im saying the acc rates are 4x what the website says because yield rates are not calculated

[open cypress]

ripp

[strange elbow]

so 28% for microbio

[open cypress]

dw good things will happen

[strange elbow]

nah.. i'd win

[open cypress]

prolly

[native rain]

cal poly is out?

[eternal vault]

even if u multiply it by 4, it still isnt davis lol

[open cypress]

madison or wash?

[eternal vault]

and i got rejected

[strange elbow]

no

[eternal vault]

wash

[open cypress]

no lmao

[open cypress]

oof oos wash is impossible

2% cs oos acc rate lmao

[strange elbow]

gg.....

apparently instate ucs are impossible too

coz i've only gotten riverside and merced

[open cypress]

i paid 80$ to them for a rejection letter

[open cypress]

i didnt even get riverside as in state

[eternal vault]

engineering is 47%

or 50% depending on what source u wanna use

[open cypress]

thats prolly in state

[eternal vault]

no

i checked website

and other various sources

it hovers around 45-50%

not saying i have hope

cause i dont

im getting rejected

[open cypress]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[open cypress]

no not the cow i hate the cow

[strange elbow]

mannnnnnn

if i could go back in time

i probably wouldn't change anything coz i'm too lazy

[open cypress]

LMAO

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[strange elbow]

this is the result of my actions lmao

ig i'll accept it

if not i might just go csulb

[open cypress]

yea we gotta be grateful ig
the schools we got into are some ppls dream schools

[strange elbow]

yea csulb is ight ig

irrelevant ass school tho

nice area

[open cypress]

lmao

but gl on slo

:D

[strange elbow]

thanks good luck to everyone

[river charm]

hi

[eternal vault]

so

apparently

calpoly gpa is entirely different from csu or uc

my uc gpa be 3.79 and my csu gpa is 3.49

im cooked

which is also relaly weird cause on the csu app website it says this

[safe flare]

Yeah it uses freshman year

[eternal vault]

calpoly but not csus?

[safe flare]

I think cal poly is different

[eternal vault]

im cooked

[strange elbow]

good thing i got straight as frosh

[open cypress]

nah ur a chill sophomore

[open cypress]

wait howw

[eternal vault]

yes i agree ur cool

[open cypress]

where do u calculate

[eternal vault]

uhh

[open cypress]

can u send link or smth

[river charm]

yes I very much am

[open cypress]

or was it on ur app

[eternal vault]

bro i just

closed that tab and now its gone

https://www.calstate.edu/apply/gpa-calculator

[eternal vault]

(jk ur awesome)

[open cypress]

oh god now im scared

[river charm]

😎that’s me

[strange elbow]

guys i got a NaN gpa am i cooked?

[strange elbow]

it says all grades earned AFTER

9th

so does that include ninth

or is that just slo

[eternal vault]

just slo, probabl

those fuckers

[heavy berry]

soooo what’s going on with slo

do we think ot’s coming this weekend?

[eternal vault]

no

[steady cape]

Idk thought it was coming out today womp womp

[jolly rover]

not even that mad about uci and davis rejections i just wanna go to slo

[river charm]

Hopefully u will

Even though I got into Davis and got rejected by Irvine I was still gonna go to slo over most UCs if I possibly can’t go to the top uk one that accepted me depending on circumstances

[jolly rover]

@strange elbow wait till u get the demon hunter scholarship 🙏

[jolly rover]

i love slo's campus yeah

[river charm]

They apparently gave internationals acceptances

on February something

[strange elbow]

yea i hunted some demons back in my day

[river charm]

I was the only undergrad tho the rest are masters

When I went to the slo discord

[river charm]

Fr and it’s cheaper

A lot of grads get into top tech firms

[jolly rover]

yeah but thing is they have 0 spots

lol

[strange elbow]

i hope... i pray... i beg

slo please

[jolly rover]

pray to fruitysama

🙏

[river charm]

😭

[strange elbow]

my fault

[river charm]

Guys imma pray for y’all in my prayers

[jolly rover]

preciate u bro

[strange elbow]

bro iont even have mutual servers with you

[river charm]

Who

[eternal vault]

im cooked for slo 🙂

[jolly rover]

saw demon hunter and forgot i was there

so i left

[strange elbow]

my fault

yea iont have any hope for slo

[jolly rover]

its just they have no spots

[strange elbow]

if i get in i will be super fucking happy tho

[river charm]

Is there something about meta recruiting a lot of students from slo over other companies

[strange elbow]

they have like 30 spots for my major

am i finished?

[jolly rover]

yeah me too its my top school

[jolly rover]

just be one of the 30

🙏

[eternal vault]

like 70 but my gpa is so below the median or even the lowest percentile that im an autoreject for sure

[river charm]

U should’ve applied cs 😭

[strange elbow]

i applied bio

[jolly rover]

i applied for CS

[river charm]

oh damn

[strange elbow]

like fucking 200 people apply microbio

[river charm]

Ok it has more seats

[river charm]

💀

[jolly rover]

bro their psychology has 0 spots which is insane lmaooo

[river charm]

😂

[jolly rover]

@strange elbow where do u place slo in ur top schools

and did u get into uci and davis??

[eternal vault]

ouch

[strange elbow]

waitlisted both

[jolly rover]

lucky i got double r

times r ruff

[river charm]

Bro thankfully it’s a waitlist lol

[strange elbow]

i decided to opt out of waitlist

[jolly rover]

chad

[river charm]

I got rejected from UCI 💀

[strange elbow]

i'd rather someone more deserving have the spot

iont even fuck w uci or ucd

[river charm]

can I show u smth

[strange elbow]

?

[river charm]

True

[jolly rover]

u think cal poly pomona will tell slo not to accept me if i got into pomona

[river charm]

slo better

[jolly rover]

💀

[strange elbow]

cpp has been glazing me

[jolly rover]

me2 bro

[strange elbow]

to join their honors

the fucking kellogg's cereal college

[jolly rover]

go mustangs tho

[river charm]

😭

[jolly rover]

broncos < mustangs

[river charm]

Even sounds cooler

[strange elbow]

if i get into slo i'd be the jolliest wee lad

[river charm]

Innit

[strange elbow]

i maxed out my csu gpa

what else could they want

[jolly rover]

what is ur college gpa?

[strange elbow]

4.0 uw like 4.4 w

or like 3.95 uw

[jolly rover]

dayum

[strange elbow]

not sure what my csu gpa is

but it says 4.0 on my app

[jolly rover]

i think mine is 4.1 i get why i got rejeted now

i rly thought i cooked on the piqs tho

bummer

[strange elbow]

same

we still have half the ucs left to go tho

[river charm]

UCI was definitely smoking crack when reading our apps

[quick trout]

no

[eternal vault]

do a heel click if u get in

[quick trout]

that makes no sense imo

[strange elbow]

no coz

literally a coinflip ass college

[jolly rover]

na... all my friends either waitlisted or rejected and one of them got accepted but they got into stanford aswell

[strange elbow]

i hope slo realizes they want me hella bad

[jolly rover]

its joever uci wants 2 much

[karmic grove]

im getting scared

i did SWE 💀

this is abscially a lottery at this point

[strange elbow]

what are my chances at microbio man

at a tech school

surely they let a little lad in

[river charm]

They probably would

[river charm]

Absolutely dumb idea 😭 u should’ve chosen cs but hopefully u still get in

[karmic grove]

bro i dont need back to back to back Ls

[strange elbow]

man i heard there was hella white girls ar slo

[karmic grove]

i didnt know that SWE had so little seats man

but at this rate imma be racking up Ls like candy

[river charm]

Yeah the whole town is basically white and if u need confirmation go onto insta and type in slo class of and look at all the students 😭

[strange elbow]

man...

slo even more reason

[river charm]

it’s alright

[strange elbow]

diversity hire right here

im a minority too

[karmic grove]

LOL

[strange elbow]

they can put me on their newsletter or sum for diversity idc

[river charm]

I’m middle eastern but they grouped me as white

[strange elbow]

unlucky

[jolly rover]

Likewise bro

But i put two or more races

[river charm]

💀 I think they’re racist 😱 😱/jk

[strange elbow]

im full viet

[jolly rover]

[river charm]

Bro playing the college game

[karmic grove]

interesting username

[jolly rover]

its not false i have a varying ancestry

[jolly rover]

its true

[river charm]

bro got that pure Vietnamese in him I respect that

[river charm]

Same with me

My ancestry will make ancestry dna question their metric

Metrics

[hasty scarab]

SLO baited me

[river charm]

https://tenor.com/view/sloth-walking-slow-slow-mo-asi-cuando-gif-9747136

[strange elbow]

type shit

[strange elbow]

wdym

[karmic grove]

fr

[hasty scarab]

There was a button for application status on the portal home screen and I almost lost it

[river charm]

I typed in slo and that’s what I got

[strange elbow]

yea hella people were tweakin over i

[jolly rover]

bro i might submit an appeal in person if they reject me i will have to freestyle for them

[strange elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/slo-loading-more-slo-smolano-gif-3376336944552170899

my fault

[river charm]

Coleslaw

coleSLO

🤑

[jolly rover]

cal poly slo what up yo
got rejected and that’s not cool bro
did my fafsa not my sat
so why decide to reject me

😎🎶

[paper summit]

did anyone apply just to see if you'll get in

[jolly rover]

prewritten appeal

[river charm]

Gonna be a fire beat ngl

[paper summit]

for slo

[jolly rover]

I applied because I see myself getting in

💪💪💪

[river charm]

Someone made a whole brown portfolio that was him singing stuff about him and it was more creative than 99 percent of those portfolios and got rejected 💀

[paper summit]

wish you best of luck

[jolly rover]

yeah so he remade the video with a different university and got accepted

[jolly rover]

likewise :)

we all gonna make it brah

[paper summit]

make it through that 2% cs acceptance rate 🙏

[hasty scarab]

Do they usually release it at midnight or in the day

Do we know

[karmic grove]

man my hope of going in state might be dwindling

[jolly rover]

2% is just 2 out of 100
which is 2000/10000

that’s a big number

[paper summit]

the more I read my app the more Im wondering why I applied

[river charm]

https://youtu.be/_cwuWGLRnjE

[river charm]

Really

😂

[jolly rover]

think about that beautiful campus and the mountain hike right next to it

i will@never forget that tour

their gym is the size of my high school

[paper summit]

are you in state

[jolly rover]

yes sir

[river charm]

Blud he got rejected for his next vid and it was wash u 💀

[paper summit]

damn nice, norcal or socal?

[jolly rover]

middlecal

[paper summit]

sheesh

[jolly rover]

more north

[paper summit]

1 in a million, ur getting in

[jolly rover]

their cs building is funded by large tech companies allegedly

man

i’m so jealous of the 20 people majoring in cs there

must be nice

[paper summit]

more north is it like around fresno

[jolly rover]

around sf

[paper summit]

oh

[river charm]

which uni

[jolly rover]

guess

[river charm]

SLO?

[jolly rover]

😂

yeah

[river charm]

Isn’t it 75

[paper summit]

sheesh

[jolly rover]

my bad

[river charm]

25 for SWE

[jolly rover]

75 cs majors

😂😂😂

[river charm]

I genuinely am considering slo now

[strange elbow]

dude how does this school have so little space

[jolly rover]

it’s that exclusive i guess

[strange elbow]

the schools not even super selective technically

[river charm]

Bro Istg I get into at least one MAANG if u actually put in some effort

u*

Not I

lol

[paper summit]

im looking at slo and its giving me high school vibes

[river charm]

😭

Yeah

[jolly rover]

i only applied for UC CSU and ASU (do not question my antics)

[paper summit]

i might get traumatized there

[jolly rover]

when i toured slo everyone seemed like high schoolers

ur not wrong

[paper summit]

cs paired with hs is gonna be the death of me

[jolly rover]

dual major is nuts

at slo

[paper summit]

should probably withdraw now since I dont think they send acceptance packages unless u enroll

would do another person good if I wouldve gotten in

[jolly rover]

i’m 100% enrolling if i get in (can’t wait for the free pop socket 😃)

[paper summit]

this is the most high school field Ive ever seen

[paper summit]

🙏

[jolly rover]

look at their gym bro

[junior shell]

ive never seen a high school field that well maintained tho

[jolly rover]

guess they’re just a cleaner high school

[junior shell]

some of the soccer fields ive had to play on bro...they were hazards

[river charm]

Davis accepted student detected opinion rejected (I got into it aswell)

[junior shell]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-7050408340647147055

[river charm]

mod hypocrisy right here

[jolly rover]

is it valid to have slo as a #1 dream school oh wise beaver

[river charm]

yes

cheap

Ability to get into MAANG/top tech companies if u actually do stuff

and safe area

Better cs program than alot of UCs

[jolly rover]

N= Netflix or Nvidia

[river charm]

Netflix

but tbh I’d love to go into Nvidia

[jolly rover]

[river charm]

Nvidia stocks rn

[jolly rover]

wouldn’t count on it after that speech about getting rid of the need for programmers

loool

[karmic grove]

LMao

[jolly rover]

@strange elbow did you do the creativity PIQ

[stiff stirrup]

i loved the creativity piq

[jolly rover]

are we allowed to disclose what we wrote

[stiff stirrup]

yeah haha

[jolly rover]

what did you ramble about

[strange elbow]

o i talked about fucking webnovels

[jolly rover]

i wrote about creating a rapper alter ego and dropping music about skool ☠️

moral of the story was it brought people together

[stiff stirrup]

LMFAO if i was an ao id admit you instantly

[jolly rover]

“Solo leveling: Creativity explained”

[jolly rover]

i appreciate it

davis and uci thought otherwise 🥲

[stiff stirrup]

ahh

[jolly rover]

they did the opposite instantly

but i mean cs is suuuper competitive

[river charm]

That’s bs 😂 they’re still asking for developers

[jolly rover]

what’s urs?

[river charm]

😭

[stiff stirrup]

i’m a stats major

but did cs at riverside and data science to ucsb & la

[eternal vault]

ainnoway

[river charm]

mine is actually just formal idk

[jolly rover]

Statistically you’re gonna get in 🙏

[strange elbow]

how the fuck did you know

[river charm]

bro using his degree in Slonomics

[strange elbow]

i wrote about solo leveling

[stiff stirrup]

my probability of getting into the uc’s today was 0.5 (i got into davis rej irvine)

[jolly rover]

cs/software engineering to all UCs and CSU i went crayzeeeee (my alternate major were remotely close to cs)

[stiff stirrup]

damnnn

[jolly rover]

all i need is 1

i got into 3 csus so far

[stiff stirrup]

oh nice!! which ones

[jolly rover]

but my true love is for slo

[jolly rover]

cal poly pomona chico and san jose state

[stiff stirrup]

oooh yoo sjsu cs?

[jolly rover]

let me double check it might’ve been software eng

[jolly rover]

really

[stiff stirrup]

ah still solid either way

[strange elbow]

yeah and omniscient reader

[jolly rover]

software eng sorry for the wait their portal is lowkey high key trash

but yeah i’m hoping for 1 or more UC acceptances

[stiff stirrup]

ong but yeah swe is fire

[jolly rover]

and most of all SLO

[stiff stirrup]

ah yeah

did you apply anywhere oos?

[jolly rover]

just ASU

and i got in

[stiff stirrup]

ah

[eternal vault]

hoping for 2 more acceptances out of the 14 im waiting for…

[jolly rover]

but it’s too expensive

[stiff stirrup]

oh yeah true

[jolly rover]

you gave up hope for the rest?

[eternal vault]

i gave up hope for everything

its hard getting 8 rejections w 4 of them being in a row

[jolly rover]

keep your head up

mayhaps the god of cal poly slo will bless you with your other decisions

clearly slo decides the outcomes

if slo wants me rejected from uci and davis then so be it

[eternal vault]

i hope so

if i go slo i can drag unstable’s ahh w me

[jolly rover]

lmk if you got room for one more