#Caltech (2022-2023)

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stark ibex
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either way, I’m not getting in

full moat
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it would be worthwhile if there was substantial difference in admit rate imo

stark ibex
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I’ve been preparing myself this whole week to see the rejection letter

lament dew
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people keep asking me why i didn’t just rea caltsch

full moat
lament dew
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aside from my parents convinced me out of it i also wouldn’t have as many stem awards

mild wave
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For Caltech I think so

lament dew
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i got a few substantial things back after submitting rd which i had to update on

lament dew
mild wave
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For HYPS I don’t think REA matters

lament dew
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and those people can get in rd

full moat
mild wave
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Well Caltech yield isn’t that good

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And I guess REA shows u didn’t EA to MIT

stark ibex
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yall know how many people applied this year?

full moat
lament dew
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i wouldn’t get in mit anyway

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i’m a demographic better suited for caltech than mit and i hope they see that

true ginkgo
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all of my friends who applied rea just got rejected

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: [

lament dew
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but i’m seeing a lot of people deferred too…?

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it makes me think it was 50/50

buoyant grail
lament dew
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tbf i only know one person who did rea

buoyant grail
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"Great question. Caltech reserves most of our admissions offers for Regular Decision, so please do not feel compelled to apply REA to improve your chances of admission. As stated above, admission to Caltech is highly selective in both Early Action and Regular Decision, and there is a negligible difference in admission rates between the two. So what does this actually mean?"

lament dew
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oh based

buoyant grail
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the only reason you'd do rea is if you feel like you are competitive enough for it

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so actually the tryhard students are all in REA

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rn

lament dew
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my friend who has STS + ISEF + 4 published papers got flat rejected rea

buoyant grail
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WHAT

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😭

lament dew
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she’s from a huge feeder too

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in cali

buoyant grail
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was it her essays or was it just "too many good people, denied :("

lament dew
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i think the latter

buoyant grail
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interesting

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anyways two days to caltech*

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all anyone can really do at this point is cross their fingers and hope they get in tbh

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because even though there are obviously more qualified people vs those who apply with horrible stats or nothing done, it's still a pretty big lottery of 5% people

lament dew
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what do i do with my mit hoodie after getting rejected

buoyant grail
lament dew
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yk why

mild wave
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dude stop

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with the mit action

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stuff like that makes me hate a college

lament dew
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good

buoyant grail
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@lament dew does caltech ask for ap scores??

buoyant grail
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no i was wondering

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from the mit thread

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😭

fickle light
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damn rpi flame

meager bison
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38 hrs 15 mins ahhhhh

mild wave
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slate is decided check

fading harbor
swift acorn
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it shows like 2 other schools

meager bison
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as long as you have beaver breakroom you're fine

swift acorn
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how does slate even work/whats its purpose??

tall fable
fading harbor
solid lynx
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@meager bison I see u

buoyant grail
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we are literally almost 1 day to decisions 😇

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btw same on this again im having the 11 pm urge to do so

fading harbor
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35 hours until rejection 🥲

nova dragon
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You all got this

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College Admissions is very weird

meager bison
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!caltech

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@steel falcon can we have the !school command again peeposadge

buoyant grail
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i feel like i have an ok chance at caltech because the essays exist

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i love colleges w a lot of essays honestly

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feels like they prioritize holisticness a lot more than other colleges when they do that

steel falcon
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!caltech

haughty foxBOT
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meager bison
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!caltech

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finite oriole
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!caltech

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tiny wyvern
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!caltech

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meager bison
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!caltech

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meager bison
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!caltech

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meager bison
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!caltech

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meager bison
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!caltech

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tall fable
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lmao

steel falcon
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#🤖-bot-commands pls

vapid ember
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it's not 10:01 right?

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its at 8:31 as far as ik

meager bison
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10:01 pm ist

steel falcon
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We know where you live now lockweed

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I will steal your weed

meager bison
steel falcon
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How many are from there

versed field
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and like 2 or 3 (maybe even 1, not sure) are from India each year

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🤓

tall fable
finite oriole
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like 10-15 from china, 5-7 from india

tall fable
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Ahh I see

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Lmao there seems to be a graphic designing major tag besides my name

versed field
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15 just being india and china ?

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i could be wrong ofc but it seems weird

lament dew
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y’all got this fr

tall fable
buoyant grail
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!caltech

haughty foxBOT
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empty wagon
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i have only ever known one pakistani getting into caltech

fading harbor
empty wagon
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after seeing some of the apps here

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they will probably laugh at my app

fading harbor
lament dew
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i’ve heard caltech surprises people

buoyant grail
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at the very least you tried compared to those who did not try

lament dew
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some people who think they’re getting in don’t, some people who don’t think they’re getting in do

tall fable
fading harbor
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💯

meager bison
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!caltech

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meager bison
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i swear time has slowed down

lament dew
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in 3 h 11 min it will officially be 24 to caltech

meager bison
fading harbor
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Me just chilling after receiving the unlikely letter.

tall fable
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Me too

fading harbor
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Ohh wow

tall fable
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Lets not forget, Caltech is a myth. IT doesn't exist

fading harbor
empty wagon
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me omw to get my second rejection of the season

tall fable
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Damn I thought the acceptance rate hovered at around 6%

fading harbor
meager bison
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me killing the chat with dad jokes 101

fading harbor
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And then deleting them 💀

lament dew
buoyant grail
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pop it

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😈😈

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caltech has me nervous but i'm not trying to keep my expectations up for fear of putting too much into the decision 😭

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i might try to forget ab it for a while 🥹

lament dew
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caltek

mild wave
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thats honestl crazy

lament dew
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we got free balloons

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it was a joke

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i’m tempted to draw tim x bucky on the back

fading harbor
fading harbor
versed field
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I am confused

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why is gravity not garvitying

fading harbor
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Scroll up

versed field
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Oh the string is twisted

lament dew
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💀💀💀

versed field
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so it crops out of frame

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and looks invisible

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I thought its half of a string just floaating

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💀

fading harbor
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RIP Physics

lament dew
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obviously i invented antigravity

fading harbor
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🙏

versed field
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Caltech better look out for you

lament dew
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i’ll pop them

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And antigravity them into space

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i decided i will start my villain/hero arc tmr

dull venture
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Bruh I had that idea too

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Like something with a negative mass

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Then we would be flying due to gravitational force

versed field
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sadly, mass is scalar

versed field
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I totally know what that is

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the more you learn in science, the more you release how much you don’t know

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not just you but we as a species don’t know at all right now.

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so many undiscovered theories and logic and stuff

fading harbor
eager elk
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they didn’t say what time tmr right

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cuz this is all i got

versed field
meager bison
versed field
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R = 8.314

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or in this case

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8:31am

eager elk
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o

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yeah i forgot everything abt chem

versed field
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I am trying my best to do the same

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actually I don't even need to try

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already done forgetting organic

stark ibex
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!caltech

haughty foxBOT
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tiny wyvern
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!caltech

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fading harbor
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Guys please could you use the command in #🤖-bot-commands

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fading harbor
peak fulcrum
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!caltech

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true ginkgo
lament dew
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nice

fickle light
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!caltech

haughty foxBOT
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fickle light
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damn it almost got it

full moat
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Less than 24 hours noooo

buoyant grail
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if i get into caltech i'll replicate the lime lips meme on campus

fading harbor
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If I get in, IDK

fickle light
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do we actually know it's AM and not PM?

upper crater
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Theyd probably use military time

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For pm

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So p sure its am lol

next fossil
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AM

lament dew
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also with the ideal gas law, it’s in ATM

stark ibex
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Who wants in to the rejection gang therapy group

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I’m hosting it

lament dew
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🙏

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well, i don’t want to join. i don’t intend to join. i hope i don’t join

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but in the event it happens

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i may join

hybrid sail
full moat
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caltech pls i wrote so many essays for u

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like so many essays

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it was pain

next fossil
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Princeton would like to have a word with you

lament dew
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i am destined to be a techer

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because i await my mit lover

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it’s written in the stars

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i’m vega

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they are altair

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it will happen

full moat
hybrid sail
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yeah fr

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i hate pton essays, that stupid difficult conversation essay took me forever

lament dew
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caltech is deneb 😔

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my bridge

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i love chinese astrology

buoyant grail
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praying this year there aren't as many applications

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like mit has

peak fulcrum
lament dew
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mit had 27k

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not sure abt caltsch

buoyant grail
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???

lament dew
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yes

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doesn’t mean caltech had less

buoyant grail
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oh i know i'm just hoping

lament dew
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mit switched from test optional to test required

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which is why the # dropped

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however

buoyant grail
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OHHH

peak fulcrum
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caltech will prob be more cause test blind

lament dew
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there could def still be less this year

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but it’s still test blind so yeah

solid lynx
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Good luck to all of you guys tomorrow!

full moat
lament dew
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they accept most rd

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do you guys know how long after caltech sends a “congrats, you’re in!” email

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i might wait to open caltech

pseudo kelp
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They always have less

lament dew
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i think across the board people applied to less schools this yr

full moat
pseudo kelp
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Caltech is very narrowed in on STEM, MIT is a bit more open

lament dew
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mit probably saw they got 6k less applicants and freaked out (hence the extension)

pseudo kelp
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And CalTech being a notoriously tough school discourages many

solid lynx
mild wave
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caltech = research bots

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mit = idk

inland bane
mild wave
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nah bru

pseudo kelp
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Incomparable to MIT

peak fulcrum
mild wave
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not true at all lmao

peak fulcrum
inland bane
mild wave
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pull up a pic of an olympiad finalist for me rq

pseudo kelp
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That’s not “way more”

lament dew
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JPL 🥰

mild wave
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mit is just better tbh

lament dew
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i should’ve rambled more abt my intended research area in college

mild wave
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lmao

peak fulcrum
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there

mild wave
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u think that guy be talking toa nyone

lament dew
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you fr pulled out a pic of yourself

peak fulcrum
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thats not me lol

solid lynx
# peak fulcrum

This is how I imagine all the intl kids look like 💀 (this is a joke)

pseudo kelp
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📸

peak fulcrum
pseudo kelp
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Shat on our existence

inland bane
mild wave
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are u just a non stem major

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u can admit it

lament dew
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caltech is a tech school it is a miracle that such an intensive tech school has non stem majors 💀

inland bane
lament dew
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physics based

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i’m astrophysics + planetary

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if i get in i’m probably switching to astrophysics + polisci with a minor in planetary

pseudo kelp
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Still think MIT is a much more appealing university for non-stem related students

mild wave
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ofc

full moat
mild wave
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im pretty sure the type of student MIT is looking for is well rounded

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not just a loser

lament dew
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😐

solid lynx
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Supernova firing shots left and right I love it

inland bane
lament dew
pseudo kelp
mild wave
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obv

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i mean well rounded as in

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not this

lament dew
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i think optimally it’s best to have 2 major spikes

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and then be good at everything else

solid lynx
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Yeah 2 or 3 is great

lament dew
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most people double major

inland bane
lament dew
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i would say spiky as in “star” spiky

solid lynx
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I think a good quote I’ve heard is to have a spike, but don’t be the spike.

inland bane
solid lynx
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Yeah

lament dew
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well rounded people are good at everything, spiky people are good at everything and excellent at a few

pseudo kelp
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I think logically speaking, it’s much easier to get in if you are insane in a certain field like being a finalist in an Olympiad or something, than being well rounded

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Easier for the AO to make up their mind

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Because after all yes they care about your persona but if ur bound to be a major contributor to your field then they want u

peak fulcrum
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they want a well rounded class, not well rounded applicants.

lament dew
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i read smth that they want unique experiences

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everyone learns from each other and as such it’s important for people to have unique experiences which shape how they learn from each other

full moat
mild wave
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yeah

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true

lament dew
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based

full moat
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i feel like mit and caltech have the most authentic websites for this reason

lament dew
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also so based

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if i get in i’m ready to write my story out

buoyant grail
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i wouldn't say that i'm really massively spiked in any form of the sense (i have never accomplished anything massive, nor done anything stemmy) but i have done what i enjoy, there's just not enough physics opportunities at my school so i never sought any out peeposadge

lament dew
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“astrophysicist who loves data analytics, educational outreach, music, and art”

so uncommon 💀💀💀 for caltech

buoyant grail
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true!

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i do fit the diverse class with many experiences thing because i'm deaf

lament dew
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indeed

buoyant grail
lament dew
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i’m hoping they see that there’s been 0 people from our area in decades

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i think my friend did apply tho

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he’s cracked

buoyant grail
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i'm hoping they're seeing that there's been nobody from my school to ever go or apply until me

lament dew
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and he’s taken more physics than i have because his school offers more

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he applied for cs or ai something and has had internships and stuff nepo research

full moat
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idk if its just me but its really easy to see if someone has cracked ecs because they enjoy doing them or if they're building a resume for college

buoyant grail
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my ecs are mid but that's because i never saught anything out i didn't want to do

lament dew
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idk a lot of stuff i realized i was already doing

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i thought i had nothing until i realized

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i had no clue math league or piano was impressive or anything until i realized

haughty foxBOT
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verbal pawn
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!caltech

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nova dragon
narrow minnow
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!caltech

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vernal snow
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Anybody have acceptance/rejection plans?

rugged pumice
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! caltech

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lament dew
narrow minnow
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maybe im portal astrology-ing too hard but i couldve sworn beaver room had application complete, now it just has the checklist

lament dew
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let me see

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mine said complete earlier today

mild wave
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yeah

lament dew
mild wave
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just preparing for decisions

true ginkgo
lament dew
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someone tried to email about an update a few days ago, and staff told them decisions had already been made

narrow minnow
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ruh roh

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oki ty

true ginkgo
lament dew
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i’m on mobile but mine doesn’t say it rn

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i can check on pc but don’t think it means anything

true ginkgo
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i'm also on mobile

lament dew
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just means they’re getting ready to shut down the portal soon to upload

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the checklist should appear in a few hours

true ginkgo
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?

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my checklist is still on my portal

lament dew
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disappear

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my bad

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lol

true ginkgo
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ohhhh

vernal snow
true ginkgo
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yes

lament dew
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if i get in i’ll be in shock, i promised my friends id spam them abt it and we’d celebrate. i also have an orange balloon with “caltech” on it, if i get in idk what i’ll do with it but if i don’t then i’ll release it

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maybe pop it if i’m mad but it’s caltech

vernal snow
lament dew
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will do

buoyant grail
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if i get in i'll do the lime lips. if i don't get i'll do nothing

lament dew
vernal snow
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I'm just going to pet our crazy kitten when I get rejected

lament dew
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i’ll be in a meeting for 2h tmr for work

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decisions release 31 min after it ends

lament dew
buoyant grail
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i'll probably wake up when decisions release

pseudo kelp
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App fee date also changed for me to 03/10

lament dew
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my fee was waived

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but it’s still the same

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don’t think that means anything though

buoyant grail
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mine is the same and it was waived

full moat
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same

mild wave
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what does app fee changed even mean

lament dew
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could be uploaded decision

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i don’t think it means anything though

pseudo kelp
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Nothing prob

mild wave
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well i got in so

pseudo kelp
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I got two date changes

buoyant grail
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instantly shot on sight, and declined

lament dew
pseudo kelp
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30/01 probably when they received my mid year

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And today for some reason

mild wave
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theres a separate item for mid year

lament dew
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yeah

pseudo kelp
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Not for me

lament dew
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i don’t think your app not changing is particularly a bad thing

pseudo kelp
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But I emailed them and they said they received it

lament dew
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weird

mild wave
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I dont think changing is a good thing

lament dew
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mine never changed but my counselor did update my midyear since it was screwy

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caltech doesn’t log optional reports

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although my counselor said it was downloaded by all of my colleges 2/10

swift acorn
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!caltech

haughty foxBOT
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lament dew
full moat
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caltech doesnt track DI right

mild wave
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obv not

full moat
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yeah ik but im asking because of the admission counselor info on the portal

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its generally for schools w DI

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and i havent contacted mine once

mild wave
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i hvae

buoyant grail
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i thought caltech didn't consider DI

lament dew
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if you get deferred you know who to send the loci to

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or ask questions to

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🤷‍♀️

pseudo kelp
full moat
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yeah that makes sense

mild wave
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i heard if u submit a additional rec its like a 30-40% chance of admission

lament dew
pseudo kelp
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What 😭

lament dew
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wdym additional rec and where are you even getting those numbers from

mild wave
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like a professor or something

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academic

lament dew
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oh fr

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wait dms

pseudo kelp
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He’s saying the rec letter is from someone academic related

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But where are you getting this info from

mild wave
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trust me

pseudo kelp
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A friend who’s friend knows a friend who has a friend who has another friend who told him that his friend said that his other friend said that it’s 30-40%

full moat
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that has to be correlation

true ginkgo
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that makes sense, but it should be of quality
just another letter on its own won't do you any good

true ginkgo
pseudo kelp
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If ur getting an additional rec letter, then you have prob done research but that shouldn’t indicate that ur chances go up to 40%

lament dew
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i don’t think it’s 40%

verbal pawn
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i submitted one only for mit caltech and columbia lmao

lament dew
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wdym only one

verbal pawn
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one only

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not only one

lament dew
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you had to have 2 teacher recs

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OH

verbal pawn
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i submitted a professor rec

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for those three

lament dew
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ah i see

verbal pawn
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if it is such a big deal mb i shoulda asked to send everywhere but

lament dew
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yea i didn’t have a professor rec but i did have a rec from the director of higher education who manages all of the professors/college stuff in my state

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so hope that suffices

verbal pawn
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hopefully i get into MIT and nothing matters.

lament dew
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caltech is probably my only hope rn for a tech school

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@mild wave i saw that

mild wave
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saw what?

lament dew
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that

mild wave
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i dont know what that means

lament dew
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you’re unfunny

mild wave
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buggin

lament dew
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test scores not good enough for mit

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still have the research / awards

mild wave
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lol

lament dew
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just bc i don’t have t5 research doesn’t mean i don’t have a shot

#

just means i don’t have connections

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tbd 🥱

mild wave
#

hmmmmmmmm

pseudo kelp
#

To be open, no one has a chance at CalTech

mild wave
#

fr

verbal pawn
#

true

#

MIT chances >>> caltech imo

mild wave
#

nzh depends

#

nah

pseudo kelp
#

Supernova on some villain arc

lament dew
verbal pawn
#

imo

lament dew
#

i’m jk i’ll shut up

pseudo kelp
#

It’s good to be excited but you also have to manage expectations

verbal pawn
#

fuck i probably should have submitted my professor rec to every college

lament dew
#

no i know there’s only a 3% acceptance rate

lament dew
pseudo kelp
#

Who hurt him

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
16 hours, 24 minutes and 48 seconds until the decision date

finite oriole
spice sigil
#

How did you send in an update? I emailed them recently because I noticed I put March 2023 instead of May 2023 for graduation date on the common app and they said I can upload updates in the optional forms(but I don't know which would correspond so I just didn't do it). Are updates supposed to be sent to the regional AO?

lament dew
#

i think they closed their committee 3 days ago

tardy skiff
#

omg caltech is going to be my 2nd rejection

#

i think them being #2 fits so well bc 2 is such a math-y number so slay

full moat
#

😭😭 the tease on Instagram

lament dew
#

HELLO

#

COUNT THEM

#

FIND MY NAME

#

that is insane

fading harbor
lament dew
#

why are they teasing SO HARD

#

anyway i’m not gonna open my letter. i’ll wait for my package to come in the mail

#

if not i don’t need to know if i got rejected or got waitlisted

meager bison
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
14 hours, 21 minutes and 10 seconds until the decision date

amber flame
#

Last row

#

The one by the window

pseudo kelp
#

Which account is this

full moat
#

caltechadmissions

lament dew
#

my name is caltech

#

i’m on every folder

meager bison
#

i have my finals in an hour and I'm still fixated over caltech

#

caltechorz

#

astrophysics deptorz

#

please let me inorz

lament dew
#

not finals

#

i’m about to fail a discrete math test

#

🗿

meager bison
#

my final is math too 🗿

meager bison
lament dew
#

i might draw it tho

meager bison
#

cool

lament dew
#

if we both get in we gotta go pet the turtles together

vernal snow
#

Am I the only one whose portal is exactly the same?

meager bison
lament dew
vernal snow
#

No changed dates, still says application complete etc

lament dew
#

wait, let me see

meager bison
lament dew
#

does yours physically still have the “application complete” at the top?

lament dew
#

hmmm not sure

#

could be it just didn’t update?

#

i wouldn’t speculate

#

nothing else on my portal changed

full moat
#

Mine doesn't have application complete anymore
Everything else is the same

meager bison
#

my activity tracker says i've been to beaver breakroom 231 times in the last 10 days💀

lament dew
#

i don’t think it particularly means anything

full moat
#

Oh wait

lament dew
#

i can’t withdraw anymore though

full moat
#

I misread

#

Wait are we talking about slate or beaver breakroom

lament dew
#

not sure if i had one prior? i think there was a withdraw button

#

i wouldn’t speculate tho

meager bison
#

idts, never saw it , other portals did have it but not beaver breakroom ig

tardy skiff
#

mine doesn’t say application complete 😵‍💫

#

wait does that mean i got rejected

lament dew
#

No

#

it means nothing

spice sigil
#

Unless it says application incomplete, it means nothing.

vernal snow
tardy skiff
#

i wonder why it’s different but we’ll see tmr

full moat
vernal snow
meager bison
#

pls stop

lament dew
#

it means nothing

vernal snow
tardy skiff
#

ope my slate caltech thing has now changed to decided 😭😭 it was on complete for the past week

lament dew
#

policy

lament dew
#

lol

tardy skiff
#

nope

#

it was on complete literally yesterday

#

so weird

lament dew
#

oh well

spice sigil
#

I’ve got to be at robotics tomorrow from 6am-5pm 💀

lament dew
#

don’t think it means anything

tardy skiff
#

i agree tbh

#

half of my already accepted ones say false info

meager bison
#

slate's weird

lament dew
#

decisions were finalized days ago

vernal snow
#

Even if they weren't, there's nothing we can do lol

lament dew
#

yeah

vernal snow
#

Just wait another 14 hours

meager bison
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
13 hours, 55 minutes and 22 seconds until the decision date

lament dew
#

anyway i’ve really gotta take this test, cya

vernal snow
#

Anybody have anything good for dinner? I just had some burritos

#

Totally not trying to pass time here

lament dew
#

had watermelon

buoyant grail
#

i'm terrified for tomorrow 😭

vernal snow
lament dew
#

💀 im procrastinating

#

it’s discrete math

#

and i don’t particularly want to take it

#

i’ve got a chem test after but that’s going to be late atp

#

😕

buoyant grail
#

caly your productiveness is going to rub off onto me 🥹 i'm tempted to take a shot at a take home test due next week bc of u

lament dew
#

i’ve done so much work today it is crazy

#

the past week

#

has been so stressful

tardy skiff
lament dew
#

imagine

buoyant grail
tardy skiff
#

wait did you get accepted?? thats so good omg

buoyant grail
#

NO I WAS WAITLISTED 😭

#

i thought i was rejected for a bit tho

tardy skiff
#

frfr

#

i dont think anyone on this server actually got accepted 😭

buoyant grail
#

i was actually surprised to be waitlisted compared to some people here

#

someone did but there's no real proof

tardy skiff
#

uchicago is insane RD

buoyant grail
#

like bffr chloe had 1000+ service hours and a ton of ecs and you're telling me she got denied but i got waitlisted 😭

spice sigil
#

I’m also so surprised I got waitlisted. My essay was a 10-20 mins written unoriginal mess about why Math should be a Nobel prize.

buoyant grail
#

my essay was a hr written thing with a rough draft about how we can't comprehend time

#

in my why chicago essay i said i hated florida and thats part of why i wanted uchicago💀

#

u can just send that in dms

#

@spice sigil

tardy skiff
#

i forgot how unhinged my caltech essays were. im reading them now and regretting the decisions i made when responding to the prompts bc of my "i have no chance at caltech so might as well have fun writing the essays" mindset

tardy skiff
#

no 😭 they are so humiliatingly bad

buoyant grail
#

also tbh you're probably fine unless you put something stupidly controversial

tardy skiff
#

hopefully ngl

#

they were fun to write tho so at least if i get waitlisted or rejected its not like applying to caltech was a chore so at least thats good

vernal snow
#

I've only taken linear algebra and various calculus/differential equation courses, which are definitely continuous for the most part

next fossil
#

mine doesnt say application complete

steep apex
#

Discrete math tends to be analogous to an intro to proofs class

#

Basically intro to upper division math

vernal snow
next fossil
#

did anyone elses application status change to nothing like mine?

tardy skiff
#

yeah mine has no status anymore

buoyant grail
#

ya mine has no status

#

i also have had 0 date changes

#

idk why the dates are changing for you guys

vernal snow
tardy skiff
#

probably means nothing since it's happening to so many ppl and caltech like only accepts 2 ppl total

mint lintel
next fossil
#

LET ME BELIEVE

tardy skiff
#

LOL

next fossil
vernal snow
mint lintel
next fossil
#

it might be good might be bad

#

same goes for me

#

we will know tommorrow

tardy skiff
#

im so curious why college portals do this to us ngl. like they have a great cs program so why are there these mini glitches still

vernal snow
next fossil
#

DONT LOSE HOPE

next fossil
next fossil
#

Cause alot of applicants are not qualified and you most likely are in the running if you have decent enough stats and ecs so its really more than 4%

vernal snow
#

This is why statistics majors are the violas of math majors

next fossil
#

lmaooooo

#

correlation doesnt mean causation

vernal snow
#

No offense to any violas here. Violas are great

buoyant grail
#

there's a large amount of people who apply for shits and giggles and don't put enough effort into their application to really be considered

vernal snow
fading harbor
#

Okay yeah the Application Complete thing just vanished on my portal too!

buoyant grail
#

i'm hoping that a large amount of factors allow me to be accepted tbh despite my middling ecs and my weak unweighted gpa

#

if they're looking for diversity maybe they'll accept a completely deaf person

#

😊

next fossil
#

was it there before?

fading harbor
#

I checked it now. And this date change

next fossil
#

hmmm

buoyant grail
#

i think it's worth noting that portal astrology probably means nothing here but i also have 0 idea why they're waiving random fees again

fading harbor
#

Okay no Portal Astrology

next fossil
#

someone said that if your international school uses english then they wave it

fading harbor
#

Yeah they do but why yesterday idk.

next fossil
#

hm yeah

buoyant grail
#

like i don't have a heavy stem focused profile at all but it was never allowed at my school other than robotics which i don't have a great interest in

#

the only thing i have really is founding an environmental club :p

#

that's true but i also just never sought out some of these opportunities 😭 i wasn't really sure what i wanted to do until the past year and a bit

#

if i get in it'll be my essays fr

peak fulcrum
#

i dont have the status thing anymore

next fossil
#

did anyones application fee date change to today?

#

like todays date

#

yeah

shut adder
full moat
#

They should've just removed the checklist like MIT

fading harbor
#

Okay guys none of that app complete thing works cause a lot of people have it and no way is Caltech admitting so many people

fading harbor
#

Yeah but there are many who stilll have it so, Caltech is just uploading decisions

kindred heath
#

I still have app complete ☠️

lavish kraken
#

wait whats the new change?

kindred osprey
buoyant grail
#

i think app complete being gone just means decisions are loaded yeah

fading harbor
#

And tbh same things happened with GT and people thought they are getting in but many ended up with rejections so, I'd say just do not log into the portal.

true ginkgo
# lavish kraken wait whats the new change?

for most of us the "Application Complete" message has disappeared from beaver breakdown.
for some of us, the Application Fee date changed to today
and a few of us still have that "Application Complete" message

#

we don't know what it means

#

but mad coping and portal astrology theories rn

shut adder
buoyant grail
#

nope LOL

lavish kraken
fading harbor
#

They ain't doing that mistake again

true ginkgo
#

i do not have that

next fossil
fading harbor
kindred osprey
#

No

buoyant grail
#

why are the dates changing for you guys??? what point is there behind this 😭

#

none of mine have changed since midyear transcript

fading harbor
buoyant grail
full moat
fading harbor
true ginkgo
#

coping rn 🥹

lavish kraken
#

should everyones application fee betodays date or only some are like that?

next fossil
#

Bruh why r some people’s dates are changing others application status are the same and others have a waitlist faq. What a mess lmaoooo

buoyant grail
next fossil
#

Lol

#

Gotcha

#

Last year people’s checklist disappeared

full moat
#

so basically..this proves it doesn't mean anything

amber flame
#

Why is the portal broken rn

full moat
#

A lot of overlap b/w each one

next fossil
#

I feel a sense of community honestly with everyone freaking out equally

lavish kraken
#

frfr

#

wait what is everyones faq questions?

next fossil
#

Like we are all panicking together it’s kinda wholesome ngl

kindred osprey
#

You forgot the FAQ waitlist

next fossil
#

Yeah that too

#

Oh ok

true ginkgo
#

i replied to the wrong person

#

oops

true ginkgo
#

also caltech still hasn't appeared on slate for me

next fossil
#

That’s weird

true ginkgo
#

💀

#

ggs guys

#

i got y'all though, i'll be apart of the 96%

full moat
next fossil
#

Caltech also says letter of recs are important too

#

Like on the common data set

true ginkgo
#

true

next fossil
#

Kinda makes sense since they are test blind

full moat
#

The whole portal astrology thing has got me freaking out... Even tho it probably doesn't mean anything

true ginkgo
#

i have anecdotal stories if you guys want to cope 👍 i know like 2 people who've gotten in

buoyant grail
#

i don't think it means anything

true ginkgo
#

the deaf guy

#

who was my ap physics c teacher

next fossil
#

Is there a portal astrology subreddit…. So I don’t visit that subreddit of course

fading harbor
#

This thread is gonna blow up with activity today!!

buoyant grail
#

yeah i remember him ok

#

who's the other one

full moat
buoyant grail
#

this makes me think it's just applications being loaded

#

lol

#

i had the application complete for a while then it was gone

#

so it means literally nothing

next fossil
buoyant grail
#

and why would it signal whether you're accept/rejected?

next fossil
#

Hmmm yeah

true ginkgo
# buoyant grail who's the other one

my friends sister. she was accepted like in 2019? apparently she didn't have the best gpa (top 40/500) and didn't have any leadership/sports. my counselor talked about her lors and he said they weren't that great, but she still got in!

buoyant grail
#

uchicago's portal astrology only worked because it was a direct confirmation LOL

true ginkgo
#

there is still hope

#

maybe

#

idk

#

maybe we're all doomed

fading harbor
#

Doesn't mean anything unless you have a solid data of ~10% of applicants

true ginkgo
full moat
buoyant grail
next fossil
fading harbor
#

Oh wait was there one. Idk cause I didn't apply

buoyant grail
#

plus i made an explanation 😭

next fossil
#

Strong upward trend gang RISE UP

buoyant grail
#

@true ginkgo did she have good stem ecs?

true ginkgo
#

:D

true ginkgo
next fossil
#

Freshman year was straight dodo for me cause I moved lmao

full moat
#

@buoyant grail During uchicago ea everyone was hyping me up coz I didn't have the defer thing.... Ended up getting rejected

true ginkgo
#

oh, she was apart of our schools "coding academy" but all they do is take classes (ap computer science principles, honors web development)

buoyant grail
#

oh interesting

next fossil
true ginkgo
#

and kinda average classes too. calc/physics in junior/senior year

tardy skiff
#

wait guys i don’t have the waitlist question in my faqs

true ginkgo
#

but yes we got this!!!

#

:D

buoyant grail
#

my freshman and sophomore years debatably sucked because i couldn't understand my classes at all

buoyant grail
tardy skiff
#

lol fr

buoyant grail
true ginkgo
#

but idk what prompt that would go under

buoyant grail
#

no i mean on the common app

true ginkgo
#

OH

buoyant grail
#

theres an extra section

true ginkgo
#

right

#

yes

#

i mean, you're not supposed to put an essay there right?

buoyant grail
#

wat

true ginkgo
#

LMAo

mint lintel
#

inspect element i fear

swift acorn
#

totally not inspect lmao

#

guys literally its around 12 hours chill out

#

portal astrology won't get yall anywhere

buoyant grail
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
12 hours, 54 minutes and 46 seconds until the decision date

tardy skiff
#

lmaoo

full moat
#

Upload it as a link to reddit

peak fulcrum
true ginkgo
#

congrats on your acceptance!!! 🎉 🎊 i'm sooooo jealous of you right now.

spice sigil
#

Caltech just showed up in slate for me(as decided).

swift acorn
lavish kraken
#

not me thinking it was real for a second 😭

#

jk way longer than a second

next fossil
true ginkgo
#

also one of her parents works at caltech

#

idk if that factored in at all

true ginkgo
verbal pawn
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
12 hours, 40 minutes and 45 seconds until the decision date

vernal snow
#

Gl everyone

next fossil
#

Thanks you too

stark ibex
#

I’m seriously contemplating staying up all night bc I don’t think imma be able to sleep

fading harbor
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
11 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds until the decision date

fading harbor
brisk jungle
#

gl y’all

empty wagon
#

no hope now

#

took another L

#

sigh

unkempt quest
#

o

next fossil
#

Yes

buoyant grail
#

who knows

chilly cape
#

wait nvm i just scrolled

buoyant grail
#

stop trying to portal astrologize 💀

fading harbor
#

ATB guys!!! <12hrs for the decisions and Portal Astrology is only gonna give you more anxiety. So just sit back and relax.

marble smelt
#

can’t wait to get denied

chilly cape
#

real

buoyant grail
#

real

fading harbor
chilly cape
#

8:21 is pst right

marble smelt
#

yep

chilly cape
#

okay sweet

full moat
#

12 hrs for this 😍

chilly cape
#

dang

marble smelt
#

just think one of those isn’t me 😍

fading harbor
#

And remember,

#

**Caltech is a myth!! It does not exist. **

marble smelt
#

real

chilly cape
#

true

full moat
#

Caltech is the new stanford

lavish kraken
#

😢

next fossil
buoyant grail
#

caltech is highkey an SCP

lavish kraken
#

whats an scp?

empty wagon
#

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

full moat
#

!caltech

haughty foxBOT
#
Caltech Decision Date

Caltech decisions come out <t:1678552260> in your local time
11 hours, 40 minutes and 52 seconds until the decision date

empty wagon
#

sorry

#

had to get it out somewhere

chilly cape
empty wagon
#

guys

chilly cape
#

atm L / mol K

empty wagon
#

when i get rejected

#

i'm going to message here going crazy

#

saying i got in

buoyant grail
#

it's basically like

#

horror fanfiction for dangerous or just anomalous (couldn't exist normally) entities and things that are being contained by this foundation and kept secret from humanity

#

this is the scp above

#

it's very popular cause it's the most known one

lavish kraken
#

OH WTF

#

ive never seen that before

#

but dayummm

buoyant grail
#

caltech is just a massive scp and we're all involved in it ❤️

marble smelt
#

true

chilly cape
#

scp is so interesting

#

there are a ton

steep apex
#

Hyped to be part of the 96%

fading harbor
#

Yeah 💯

steep apex
#

Listen guys

#

It’s possible

marble smelt
#

1 in 25 doesn’t sound as bad

steep apex
#

We will have some good celebrations tomorrow

steep apex
#

Statistics 📈

marble smelt
#

lol

buoyant grail
marble smelt
#

yeah

buoyant grail
#

the pure statistic seems harsh to me

#

but 1/25 isn't horrifying

empty wagon
#

dont the checklist disappear a day before decisions

inner pond
#

Did your application complete status disappear?

empty wagon
#

i think so ?

#

i can't tell

marble smelt
#

mine is still there, weird

#

same here

#

different admission counselor though

steel falcon
#

alright

#

stop

#

or get muted

empty wagon
#

oops

zenith vault
#

Caltech decisions tomorrow?

empty wagon
#

indeed

zenith vault
#

I could have applied to be like one of three econ majors at the whole school

inner pond
#

Imma gonna get rejected 🙂

empty wagon
#

im trynna get waitlisted ngl

#

that's my only hopes

inner pond
#

waitlist = rejection (100%)

empty wagon
#

i'm decent enough to get into caltech

#

just not enough space

#

otherwise i'm claiming yield protection

inner pond
#

you will get in dw

#

don't worry

empty wagon
#

if i don't get in its obv yield protection

spice sigil
marble smelt
#

just be a minority easy

buoyant grail
#

does being completely deaf count as a minority

lament dew
#

a2 caltech

#

bro i took the test

#

and my parents were being absolutely disrespectful

fading harbor
lament dew
#

like kept calling my name, put the tv on full blast, kept asking me questions and looking at me and talking shit about me

buoyant grail
#

ok but what the fuck are your parents on

#

my parents just ignore me at home 😭

lament dew
#

telling my sister while i was on proctored video “this is what you don’t want to grow up to be like”

buoyant grail
#

they don't care if i'm taking a test or smth

lament dew
#

like what the fuck

buoyant grail
#

????????????????????????

lament dew
#

i’m on fucking video and audio

fading harbor
#

!??!???!

buoyant grail
#

that's literally no contact type shit 😭

#

so weird and demanding

lament dew
#

aside from that i accidentally cut my toe and there was blood dripping on the floor 💀

#

i don’t even know how i cut it

fading harbor
#

Wth is happening!!!?!!?💀