New York University (NY “Campus”) (2022-2023)

[rough forum]

bruh

[analog bramble]

yeah bc NYU loves high SAT scores

[rough forum]

im def not getting in

[analog bramble]

they look at them a LOT app

[rough forum]

gn

[fallow field]

i submitted a 1490 and 3.8 uw gg ☠️

[rough forum]

if i get in ill get my hair coloured purple

[fallen wing]

you guys submitted scores?

[rough forum]

kind of similar

[analog bramble]

not end of the world

i submitted a 1570 6.8/7 W

LOL

[fallow field]

naw my ass is not getting into tandon 💯💯💯

[rocky prism]

what time do the results come out?

[rough forum]

bruh

4et

[rocky prism]

alright thank you

[fallen wing]

only thing I got going for me is giving them the cash they want

[rough forum]

😭😭😭

real

[barren flume]

isnt tandon the easiest school to get into?

[fallow field]

fr?

[barren flume]

it's primarily stern and cas that lower the acc rate

[barren flume]

yeah tbf nyu isn't that great for stem

[fallen wing]

yea I think tandon has a bit of a higher acceptance rate since nyu isn’t that great for stem ^

[fluid fox]

a2c fooled me into not applying to non superscore schools bc I thought a 34 wasn’t good enough smfh

[fallow field]

34/36 tf thats a good score

[fluid fox]

ik

a2c brainworms got to me

[sonic orbit]

stop im so scared

manifesting stern

and good aid maybe

[rough forum]

give me a dare for if i get into stern

[fluid fox]

apparently the humanities/psych college has a higher acceptance rate which is good but also scary bc if I don’t get in that’s embarrassing

[pliant aurora]

what time come

[autumn meadow]

higher acceptance rate ≠ high acceptance rate

[sonic orbit]

i dare you to transfer me ur acceptance

[pliant aurora]

What Time Result Come Today

[rough forum]

can u actually do that tho

[autumn meadow]

4pm est

[pliant aurora]

thx

[sonic orbit]

i dont think so LMAO

[autumn meadow]

you could withdraw

[sonic orbit]

bro im gonna be on the subway when NYU comes out

[rough forum]

current best dare: color hair purple until go to college

[autumn meadow]

same

[sonic orbit]

wait what if i open NYU at washington square park

[hallow river]

nyc core

[fluid fox]

I’m gonna be at school about to do service work

[autumn meadow]

not opening that shit till I get home

[rough forum]

im going to be preparing for my finals lmao

[autumn meadow]

idk if that’s a good idea 💀

[sonic orbit]

wdym thats a fantastic diea

idea

[chilly robin]

nyu this nyu that but I'm out here wonderiN Y U got no bitches 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[sonic orbit]

LMAOOO

[pliant aurora]

im not gonna go even if i get accepted but i hope i get in

[sonic orbit]

i feel like if i go to NYU i would be one of the less attractive people there

[faint crane]

Братан, прими

[lament cape]

same

i cant afford it

[barren flume]

holy fuckkk ARs last year were fucked

[autumn meadow]

nah girl you got this

[fallow field]

why is nursing so low

[autumn meadow]

fashion is pretty heavy at NYU tho

[lament cape]

7% for CAS 😍😍

[fallow field]

anyone know the avg acceptance rate for RD

i heard nyu gets most of their class from EDs

[lament cape]

makes sense

[sonic orbit]

everyone i see at NYU is attractive i swearrrrr

[rough forum]

bruhhh

no way im getting in

[fallow field]

they care abt their yield 😭

[sonic orbit]

any school with ED I and ED II gets most of their class from ED’s

[rough forum]

MFW I CARE ABOUT WHERE I GO TO COLLEGE 😭

[rough forum]

uchi

[brisk kayak]

10 minutes left 💀

[autumn meadow]

10 mins left?

[sonic orbit]

for?

[autumn meadow]

?????

[brisk kayak]

9 now, good luck yall!

[fallow field]

10 mins left till 12 est yassss 🎊

[rough forum]

10 mins left for 4 hours to be left

[barren flume]

we gon slay at squidward cc 🔥

[autumn meadow]

it’s 4pm EASTERN TIME

[autumn meadow]

literally

[sonic orbit]

if nyu came out at 12pm EST i would be crying in the middle of ap lit

[brisk kayak]

8 now, fhew we getting close!

[lament cape]

if nyu came out at 12 EST then just rip me i guess

[brisk kayak]

my heart is raceing

[lament cape]

im eating rn there would be tears in my food

[autumn meadow]

I’m supposed to be in class rn 💀

[brisk kayak]

idk about NYU yall but Im makeing annies mac and cheese

[autumn meadow]

sitting in my school’s library trying to print stuff out for said class

definitely not gonna make it

[rough forum]

since im not getting into any of my reaches help me decide bw iu ucsd bu for business/econ

[autumn meadow]

the trains were delayed asf today too so I got there late

[daring pecan]

NYU home is teasing me so bad
one of their IT links takes me to a page which says
Name - my name
Email - my NYU email
Location - New York City

[autumn meadow]

did you just say BU

[rough forum]

yes

[autumn meadow]

As in Boston university

[rough forum]

as in boston university

[autumn meadow]

was your aid decent?

if so I’d go

[rough forum]

i didnt apply for aid

but

[autumn meadow]

acceptance rate was 10% this year bro good shit

[rough forum]

i probably cant afford it without it

[barren flume]

if you can afford BU, go for BU

[rough forum]

it’ll be a slight stretch

financially

plus i dont think BU is strong in terms of research no?

[rough forum]

tysm!

[autumn meadow]

they have a strong business school

[barren flume]

business students aren't very inclined to research, so depends on what you're looking at

[lament cape]

bu fs

[wraith hornet]

[lament cape]

unless ur in state for ucsd

[rough forum]

im out of country 💀💀💀

[wraith hornet]

Is everyone ready for the decision release!!

[autumn meadow]

oh shit

[lament cape]

OH 💀

bu

[rough forum]

i want to do research related to vc/entrepreneurship too

kind of noticed that this research is usually done in grad schools anyways tho

[lone spindle]

i love nyu🤩 (pls let me in pls)

[rough forum]

thinking of doing a double major in econ and business tbh

[lament cape]

stupid q, what's vc

[rough forum]

all good! venture capital

[lament cape]

OHHHH

[daring pecan]

mood

[lament cape]

hmm

i feel like BU might be better bc location (closer to NYC)

[rough forum]

yeah exact location wise BU wins easily

cost only problem

[lament cape]

is ucsd cheaper

[rough forum]

plus im a prestige whore lmao so thinking about ucsd too

[rough forum]

yes by 10k/yr

[wraith hornet]

[lament cape]

hmmm

is ucsd higher than bu?? never knew that

[rough forum]

manifesting an ivy or cal so i dont have to think about this sm lmao

[rough forum]

no for business yes for econ

my major at ucsd is business econ

[lament cape]

would you go to nyu even if u got in

[rough forum]

yeah def

their research is strong

plus nyc

[lament cape]

manifesting nyu accepts you then

[wraith hornet]

[rough forum]

thanku sm 😭

[lament cape]

ik nothing abt ucsd so i cant rlly help you 😭

[rough forum]

nyu cost and bu cost same iirc

[wraith hornet]

^^ suddenly comes in Top emojis in A2C

[rough forum]

83k

[azure wave]

Goodluck to ya all

[lament cape]

but if BU location is worth extra 10k in debt to u then go BU

LORD WGST

[wraith hornet]

[lament cape]

120k??????

[rough forum]

WHATF FJEHSVAGA

[glad fulcrum]

IFKKKKK

[rough forum]

120k ???

[glad fulcrum]

tffff

[rough forum]

BRUHHHHH

[lament cape]

what are the diff decisions we can get

[rough forum]

BYE

IM NOT EVEN OPENING MY DECISION

[low galleon]

I'm actually screwed lmao

[lament cape]

bruh

[low galleon]

Thank God I got my safety lmao

[lament cape]

120k APPLICATIONS???????????

[glad fulcrum]

i think diff campuses

[wraith hornet]

Diff campuses

[lament cape]

im still hung up over that

[glad fulcrum]

yeee

[rough forum]

BRUH UCLA IS 150K

[glad fulcrum]

120K is insaneeeeee

[lament cape]

hoping they dont pull an neu and shuttle me off somewhere

[lament cape]

WHt

WHAT

[rough forum]

NYU IS GOING TO BE THE THIRD MOST APPLIED TO SCHOOL

AHHHHH

[lament cape]

... whats rhe first ...

[rough forum]

UCLA

[lament cape]

second?

[glad fulcrum]

we're screwed fr fr 😭

[rough forum]

UCSD

[lament cape]

oh i did not expect that

DAMN

[low galleon]

I'm SCREWED

[rough forum]

UCSD 130K IIR

[wraith hornet]

I'm not even sure of their NYC campus location. If I get Abu Dhabi forget it

[hard night]

They're still calculating the final admission rate?

[lament cape]

i think we all might be screwed

[rough forum]

IIRC

[lament cape]

if they throw me in nyush ....

[rough forum]

BRUH SUDDENLY BU DOESNT FEEL SO BAD TO ME LMFAO

[lament cape]

AKDBOEBF

[glad fulcrum]

ig so ??

[lament cape]

THE MASSIVE TURN AROUND 😭

thank you for sending this btw

HELLO IF APPS INCREASED BY 13% IMAGINE WHAT THE NEW AR IS

[rough forum]

WDYM THANKU IM LITERALLY HYPERVENTILATING

[wraith hornet]

Never applied cause Shanghai does do that stuff... Would send you there if you get selected to NYC but applications are less in Shanghai

[lament cape]

LIKE 4%???????

[rough forum]

BRUHHH

[glad fulcrum]

Bu was insane too, 3k applicants out of 85k?????? LIKE

[lament cape]

sobbing

[wraith hornet]

I predicted a number this morning iirc

[lament cape]

i see the number of apps and i wonder why i have hope

[rough forum]

YEAH BU WAS CRAZY IM SO GRATEFUL RN

[lament cape]

THE WAY MOST OF THESE SEATS ARE GONE ALREADY

THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

[rough forum]

i didnt even submit my english proficiency for bu 💀💀💀

[glad fulcrum]

ME TOO, sf happy that i got in

[glad fulcrum]

😭 lmaooo

[rough forum]

WAIT UR INTL???

[azure wave]

How many people enter freshman class a year

[glad fulcrum]

yesssir

india

[rough forum]

same lmao

[glad fulcrum]

oh which state

[rough forum]

bu india represent

delhi

wbu

[glad fulcrum]

hydd

[rough forum]

oh super cool

[lament cape]

does nyu take anyone off their wl

[azure wave]

Yeah

[wraith hornet]

Guys NYU is not worth it anyways so dw about the decisions. And a college decision never decides your future but what you do in college. So, ATB for the decision release but do not get disappointed if you do not get in!!

[azure wave]

My friend went to county college for a semester and then got off the waitlist

[rough forum]

dont know dont care im going to be straight up rejected bruh

[azure wave]

Became a spring admit

[lean grove]

Bruh I got into BU with presidential but idk about NYU anymore…I live here so I really wanna go

[fast kraken]

i’m gonna shit myself

i’m so nervous

[lament cape]

with my track record watch me get waitlisted

[rough forum]

BU PRESIDENTIAL WTF

[little jetty]

reject

[lean grove]

We got this ong

[lament cape]

BU PRES????

[rough forum]

i regret sm not applying for merit at BU

[fast kraken]

pls

[lean grove]

I was shocked too

[lament cape]

WHY DIDNT YOU

[autumn meadow]

I felt like I said this before

[rough forum]

I STARTED AND FINISHED MY COMMON APP ESSAY ON 2ND JAN 2023 💀💀💀

[autumn meadow]

The number came out like right after the rd decision deadline

[lament cape]

LABFIEBFIEN

[low galleon]

If I didnt make bu no way in hell do I make nyu

[lament cape]

oh really? i didnt know that

[rough forum]

my friend didnt make unc chapel hill she made ucla

[lament cape]

im ... not really up to date on app number 😭

[lament cape]

thats amazing

[lament cape]

me !!!

[lean grove]

I even wrote my personal statement about how moving from SF Bay Area to NYC changed me as a person and helped me find my identity

LEMME IN NYUUU

[low galleon]

Man.......

[lament cape]

if i cant get into knockoff nyu how do i get into real nyu

[low galleon]

EXACTLY

[lean grove]

Two words

Random chance

[rough forum]

whats knockoff nyu 💀

[versed stump]

barnard

[low galleon]

Lmao I'm going to roll a die and pray

[lean grove]

BU lmfao

[wraith hornet]

College decisions are literally a coin toss at this moment!!!

[lament cape]

BU

[rough forum]

bruhhh 😭

[pliant aurora]

NYU or USC?

[fast kraken]

it’s okay manifest

[low galleon]

Ok I'm rejected

[fast kraken]

nyu tisch wants me 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[lament cape]

depends on major and aid

[low galleon]

I rolled the die

[rough forum]

nyu ilu 😋

[lament cape]

its okay !!!! i can be rejected from here actually i need to save my luck for barnard & ivys 😍

[barren flume]

i made unc chapel hill but didn't make umass amherst (wl)

[lament cape]

nyu if ur gonna reject me just tell barnard to accept me ok thanks

[lament cape]

that ones just weird

[autumn meadow]

I have three decisions left ngl

[lean grove]

Los Angeles fake city; shitty public transit lolololol

[autumn meadow]

either staying in NY or going to DC

[lean grove]

NYU so raw

Pls let me in NYU

[autumn meadow]

NYU Barnard Cornell

[fast kraken]

this is like technically my first “competitive” college decision

or reach idk

[lean grove]

Reach for everyone

💀

[rough forum]

does doing research under one of their profs boost ur app a lot

[lean grove]

Maybe

[rough forum]

or is it just a minimal boost

[lament cape]

maybe

[fast kraken]

that’s what i meant lol

[rough forum]

if even a boost at all

[autumn meadow]

minimal

[lean grove]

We’re all hs students not ao’s, we know as much as u do lol

[rough forum]

sigh 😔

[autumn meadow]

still a boost

[rough forum]

no im basically really stupid so

[hard night]

!nyu

!NYU

[autumn meadow]

did you get a recommendation from the professor?

[rough forum]

i was hyping up my friend for harvard rea defer until i realised harvard rea only defers or accepts lmao

[autumn meadow]

cause that would actually be gas

[rough forum]

no i dont think thats recommended no?

[lament cape]

LMAO

[autumn meadow]

mmm you could be right

[rough forum]

my only silver lining is i have another research internship lined up after HS lmao

[rough forum]

yeah bc i heard from an ao interview that if a prof for that uni is writing you a rec then that uni should accept you, why should we

[autumn meadow]

I mean you could’ve only sent it to NYU

But I see your point

[rough forum]

oh 💀

yeah that actually makes sense 💀

[wispy otter]

@rough forum you’ll find out in four hours

Just try to chill

[rough forum]

added to the list of things i screwed up on my app

[rough forum]

sorry the a2cer in me is coming out

[lament cape]

LMFAODNSI

in all honesty we will be fine

[wispy otter]

Personally I’m on the bus to an amusement park rn for work

I’m gonna jump by troubles away

[lament cape]

if we don't get in, we dodged a bullet w nyu tuition!!!

[rough forum]

if nyu doesnt accept me np idw go to yo bum ass school

[rough forum]

me when bu tuition 💀

[wraith hornet]

And no campus life

[low galleon]

I ain't paying 80k besties...

[lament cape]

nyu's like 90k isnt it

didnt nyu go up

[low galleon]

💀

[rough forum]

86 last time i checked

[lament cape]

i heard anywhere from 90 to 111k

[rough forum]

or 83

90 was usc iirc

[azure wave]

It’s 87,000

[tame oar]

it’s 87k

[low galleon]

Yeah....

[lament cape]

yeah im not paying all that for no campus

[tame oar]

only school that is 100k that ik of is umiami

[modest needle]

Is the fin aid normally pretty mid?

[azure wave]

without dorming and food it’s like $66,000? 60,000

[tame oar]

yeah

[lament cape]

yeah

[royal grotto]

i expect a sub 10% acceptance rate this year

[low galleon]

60k is sorta better, I can commute

[tame oar]

oh most certainly

[low galleon]

But still .....

[wraith hornet]

It's ~9.43%

[tame oar]

where’d this come from

[main sequoia]

how u know

[royal grotto]

I am not getting in!

wohooo!

[wraith hornet]

(Insider info)

[rough forum]

stern gonna be crazy then

[wraith hornet]

STOP NO PORTAL ASTROLOGY

[royal grotto]

it will

[tame oar]

stern and cas were 7% last year

[lament cape]

literally stop

[wraith hornet]

Yeah ik

[rough forum]

sub 5 this yr fs

[royal grotto]

i swear every school thinks they're Harvard this year

[tame oar]

idk how much lower the nursing school can get

[royal grotto]

apparently USC accepted 3k people out of 81k

[rough forum]

0% theyre not accepting anyone 💀

[tame oar]

no every school is just getting so many more applicants but only has the same number of seats

[stiff lagoon]

MF 120K?????

APPLICANTS

I JUST READ THAT WTF

[wraith hornet]

YES!!

[cloud tapir]

What was the acceptance rate for Tandon

[stiff lagoon]

OH YEAH IM NOT GETTING IN WTF LMFAOOOO

[cloud tapir]

last year

[lilac ice]

bruhhh

[royal grotto]

20% i think?

[lilac ice]

💀

[wraith hornet]

[cloud tapir]

It was good while it lasted

[wraith hornet]

That's high!!

[fallow field]

tandon pls

[royal grotto]

i do not know

[tame oar]

120k applicants for 8k seats

[low galleon]

Bro why did I apply to cas.... I'm gonna do engineering.....

[royal grotto]

this is like NEU all over again

apparently they had a 6% acc rate too

[stiff lagoon]

omg

well haha it was nice talking to u guys 🫡

[analog bramble]

wtf

why no tandon

[analog bramble]

i’m done

i’m so finished

[royal grotto]

was just thinking that

[stiff lagoon]

yeah welp

[barren flume]

acceptance rates will be -ve this year

[wraith hornet]

Don't forget there was ED1 and ED2 too

[low galleon]

Bro I'm stupid and did no research

I legit don't even deserve to get in

[tame oar]

so some of those 8k seats are already gone

[lament cape]

probably what

half?

[wraith hornet]

Yeah many

[cloud tapir]

I’m guessing Tandon is 15% this year, since it was 30% a few years ago

[wraith hornet]

Yeah maybe

[rough forum]

crying sobbing whining 😔

[wraith hornet]

No way bruh

[tame oar]

im assuming they’ll accept 8k more people because of yield

12k accepted including ed1/ed2

[royal grotto]

nyu yield is not that low tho

[wraith hornet]

They expect a high yield this year

[tame oar]

8k end up attending

[lament cape]

so we have 8k out of 120k apps .......

[cloud tapir]

Tandon used to be separate to NYU, but since they acquired it the acceptance rate has taken a nose dive

[tame oar]

interesting

[lament cape]

how much is nyu yield

[wraith hornet]

~15-17k

[lament cape]

yep

[tame oar]

probably decently high

[lament cape]

like 60:?

[fallow field]

40 ish percent

right?

[lament cape]

LOL

[dusky tundra]

when is it coming out

what time

[lament cape]

4 EST

[dusky tundra]

thank you

[cloud tapir]

2021 yield was 49.25%

[wraith hornet]

#1048131949367144448 literally

[wheat hazel]

not getting in + too expensive 😹

[wraith hornet]

I have seen that q like 100 times today

What time?

[dreamy flare]

what are stern rates like

[lament cape]

just answer it then, not everyone has the decision dates channel pulled up

[dreamy flare]

abysmal?

[tame oar]

prob around 5% this year

[lament cape]

thats horrendous

[cloud tapir]

😂😂😂don’t ask

[dreamy flare]

already kicking myself

[wraith hornet]

~4.2%

[tame oar]

every school’s acceptance rate is tanking bc soooo many more ppl are applying

[rough forum]

guys i will color my hair purple over the summer if i get into nyu

[cloud tapir]

Stop applying guys 😭😭

[tame oar]

see i said that too but i don’t wanna look stupid

[dreamy flare]

i swear a decade ago, 90% of this server would end up in a t30

[tame oar]

yes

[quasi cedar]

nyu does need based help right?

[rough forum]

i dont mind looking stupid over the summer tbh lmao

[tame oar]

yes but not great

[rough forum]

would be a cool new expe

experience

[tame oar]

true

[lament cape]

i think so

[quasi cedar]

i just know alot of ppl from my circle who got full rides

[lament cape]

im gonna be honest i didnt look into nyu that much before applying 😭 i know i prob wont get in

[lament cape]

do a really dark purple

could look nice

[low galleon]

Same ..

[cloud tapir]

My only other options are Purdue, Texas A&M, but they’re in the middle of nowhere and Cal Poly Pomona is just low ranked

[low galleon]

Yeah I don't want to go to indiana

[rough forum]

manifesting nyu for u

[low galleon]

I'm probably just gonna go state uni

[analog bramble]

purdue is acc quite cool v

fromcwhat i’ve heard lafayette is quite nice

[quasi cedar]

i wanna go to nyu

[fallow field]

Purdue is such a good deal for eng

[analog bramble]

my friend goes to purdue

yeah

[lament cape]

manifesting nyu for you

[glad loom]

I was gonna anyway but especially if nyu takes me in

[analog bramble]

it’s v good for engineering

[fallen wing]

i got accepted to Purdue for computer engineering

[cloud tapir]

Thank you, but no chance 😂😂😭😭

[cloud tapir]

Oh awesome

[analog bramble]

p sure dying your hair purple increases your chances of getting into NYU

[cloud tapir]

Purdue is great for engineering

[low galleon]

I made Purdue, but the agricultural school💀

[wraith hornet]

Well yes but NYU and aid do not go together very well if you are an intl

[cloud tapir]

but where even is West Lafayette

[low galleon]

Bro im no farmer

[fallen wing]

idk how I made the cut lol I was in their first wave of acceptances

[rough forum]

brb getting my hair colored rn

[lament cape]

call it demonstrated interest! (I DONT EVEN KNOW IF NYU TRACKS DI)

[cosmic yew]

Bro i wrote the supplement hours before the deadline on jan 5

[tame oar]

it could but i’ve been growing out my hair so i want it to stay healthy for now

[analog bramble]

imagine bleaching right after bevause uou get rejected LPL

[rough forum]

my friends just want me to get into nyu because taylor swift spoke there 💀

[wraith hornet]

Will be sad when this thread dies after decisions!!!

[cloud tapir]

🥲

[low galleon]

I will do purple streaks if waitlisted

[cloud tapir]

How am I going to spend the next 3 and half hours though

[rough forum]

bruhhh

pls

no

[fallow field]

what is the percentage of students that get wait-listed

[cloud tapir]

Then go full purple when you get accepted from the waitlist

[hallow river]

real

[rough forum]

im just waiting for the decision

no portal astrology

[rough forum]

same

[wraith hornet]

NO ASTROLOGY PLEASE

[quasi cedar]

i am not intl

[fast robin]

Hi there, we’re in the thread, you don’t have to minimod

[wraith hornet]

Okay then!!

[rough forum]

wait there’s actually a rule like that? i was just saying bc it increases my anxiety 💀

[cloud tapir]

same 😭

[lament cape]

hi friends i would like to remind you all to read this announcement #📢-announcements message, and if you're too lazy to read, tldr is that portal astrology results in a 5 day temp ban so quit it with the housing portal everyone

[wispy fjord]

Wtf, food dye right?

Nvm thought u said steaks

[fast robin]

There’s no specific rule regarding minimodding, its just we usually tell people to not boss people around and to use /report or message us if there’s a problematic user

[low galleon]

Lmao

[fast robin]

If there’s a mod in the thread they will see it

[rough forum]

oh okay got it ty (:

[lament cape]

thats fair

[fast robin]

But yes required literature for the thread

[quasi cedar]

what is portal astrology?

[dreamy flare]

^

[fast robin]

Read our most recent announcement and the rules!

[lament cape]

what my friend did was she just lightly bleached her hair or smth and then dyed it dark red & it only showed up under the light so it still looked like she had dark hair

[dreamy flare]

it just says indicators or hacks @fast robin

like what is that

[lament cape]

!portalrule

[rough shuttle]

Any discussion about whether or not material you've received or a change related to your college portal means you've been accepted/rejected/etc. falls under "portal astrology" and is not allowed. This includes suggesting that having a button on your portal determines if you get in or not, a checklist disappearing meaning you're rejected, or assuming financial aid emails get you into a school. This is due to these speculations being usually incorrect, and can cause the spread of misinformation, panic, and anxiety at some of the most stressful times.

[lament cape]

you can also look at rule 5 in the rules

[fast robin]

I was trying to find that command

But yeah

[loud path]

ya kno what portal astrology cant tell you

which campus u got into

might as well look at nyush website just to explore ur options 👀

[fallow field]

who had the congrats link for NYU

send in DMS pls

[tame oar]

the who what where

[cloud tapir]

does NYUsh have the highest acceptance rate?

[loud path]

i got it

[fallow field]

someone sent some link and got deleted for portal astrology 😭

[loud path]

https://shanghai.nyu.edu/

[lament cape]

omg nyush ambassador!!!

[loud path]

i better be getting paid for this

[low galleon]

Do u need to speak Chinese to go to Shanghai?

[loud path]

nope

[tame oar]

i never even applied for sh

[cloud tapir]

I clicked it but it just took me to the normal NYU login link

[lament cape]

honestly nyush sounds really cool

[loud path]

get out

[low galleon]

That seems a little scary

[fallow field]

same

[loud path]

indeed it does !!!!

[cloud tapir]

Shanghai is great

[tame oar]

i was like straight shot to the nyc campus ion want anything else

[fallow field]

I forgot my temp pin so lost the page

[obtuse laurel]

it very much is

[main sequoia]

im so scared

[loud path]

wow even the mods agree everyone

submit to the hivemind

enrollenrollenroll

@nyushadmissions wheres my paycheck

oops

[lament cape]

LOL

[loud path]

PFPFPFPFPPFFP

[cloud tapir]

But like job wise I don’t really want to be limited to jobs in Asia after NYUsh

[loud path]

lucky for u u get 2 degrees!

wow!

an nyu one and a chinese one

[main sequoia]

W

[loud path]

its like ur paying half tuition

[main sequoia]

two degree

[loud path]

what a steal

[stiff lagoon]

PURRR

[obtuse laurel]

Does NYUSH share the same finaid policy as NYU NY

or even better

[rough forum]

i wanted to go to nyu after i saw the nyu girls roast tech guys thing lmfao

[loud path]

its just as trash :)

u forgot the 'sh'

[lament cape]

💔💔💔

[cloud tapir]

Why are we doomed

[lament cape]

nyush breaking my heartvhere

[loud path]

aahahahah

the funniest part of this is that my ass is tryna transfer 💀💀💀

still enroll tho!

[lament cape]

HELLO

[loud path]

LMFAOOOOO

[lament cape]

NYUSH AMBASSADOR TURNING HIS BACK ON NYUSH?

fraud !!! /j

[loud path]

KLDSKLFKLFDLKFDLKFDLKFDLKJ SHSHSHHSHSHHSHS

[lament cape]

fr tho why are you trying to transfer

[loud path]

NO DONT STARBOARD THAT AAHHAHAHA

[loud path]

no mechanical engineering lol

[unborn cedar]

Has NYU accepted people who didn't take APs?

[lament cape]

OH

yeah thats a really good reason 💀

[errant rose]

what time does it come out

[lament cape]

where sre you trying to transfer to? back to USA?

[tame oar]

yes they took ibs instead

[rough forum]

rn

[unborn cedar]

4pm

[lament cape]

4 est

[rough forum]

in 2 seconds

[loud path]

yeah back to us but only cuz i couldnt find any other cool english speaking colleges with transfer apps still open

[lament cape]

ooo

where are u thinking of in US?

[loud path]

i only decided to transfer like 2 weeks ago and ive been speedrunning these apps 💀

[rough forum]

okay guys im going off until decisions release, all the best to everyone!!! 🤞💜

[lament cape]

LMAODN

[cloud tapir]

For the 3 people who get accepted 🤡

[lament cape]

good luck!!!

[lament cape]

LMAO

[loud path]

might remove uchicago tho cuz it scares me

[tranquil wing]

😭

[lament cape]

AYYYYY UCHICAGO

[loud path]

💪 💪 💪

[lament cape]

unironically i loved writing their application

[loud path]

oo which prompt did u pick

[lament cape]

do i love the school? not really! thank god i got rejected! but i did love writing their essays

[lament cape]

palindrome

[loud path]

LMFAOO

[opal crypt]

It comes out today?

[fast robin]

Lowkey kinda respect this lmao

[tranquil wing]

NYU's essay was optional right

[lament cape]

yup 4 est

[loud path]

oh i was gonnna pick that one

[fast robin]

Everyone likes and hates tufts at the same time

[tranquil wing]

So I didn't write it

[lament cape]

yes

[opal crypt]

Wooooo

[loud path]

what palindrome did u use 👀

[tranquil wing]

[opal crypt]

Third period babyyy

[fast robin]

So while everyone preaches it we all want to secretly transfer

[loud path]

pinky promise i wont steal

[lament cape]

im from singapore so i used one from my culture!

[cloud tapir]

My application was pretty average without the essay

[lament cape]

how's tufts

[lament cape]

yes it was

[fast robin]

Seasonal depression hits so hard rn

[lament cape]

was genuinely contemplating jot writing it and then ended up copy pasting another essay 💀

[loud path]

thats my specialty i love doing that

mm so goodd

[fast robin]

I nearly went to Arizona over tufts and realized that I probably would’ve enjoyed the weather there much better

[royal grotto]

they do

[fast robin]

And now I wish tufts was in like a desert

[lament cape]

arizona weather >>

i hate the cold but im applying to all these NE schools like im not abt to freeze to death

[loud path]

^^^

[main sequoia]

atl weather >

[loud path]

thats so real oml

btw tip for those of u that get in

request a roommate that doesn't sing because im about to evict mine

bro wont stop

[fast robin]

I’m used to the cold I just hate it being cloudy all the time

Back in CO its usually sunny when it isn’t snowing

[lament cape]

LMFOABD

[lament cape]

cloudy is the worst weather

i'd rather it be sunny & cold than cloudy & cold

[fast robin]

PREACH

[loud path]

😶

[cosmic root]

Should we trust the astrology

[loud path]

SHHSHSHSHSHHSHHHS

[lament cape]

no

[fast robin]

!portalrule

[rough shuttle]

Any discussion about whether or not material you've received or a change related to your college portal means you've been accepted/rejected/etc. falls under "portal astrology" and is not allowed. This includes suggesting that having a button on your portal determines if you get in or not, a checklist disappearing meaning you're rejected, or assuming financial aid emails get you into a school. This is due to these speculations being usually incorrect, and can cause the spread of misinformation, panic, and anxiety at some of the most stressful times.

[wild olive]

LMFAO

[lament cape]

THE RAIN????

AND THENNONE DAY OF SUN???

[loud path]

save me

[fast robin]

Celsius right

[loud path]

yup

[lament cape]

sunday rlly putting the sun in sunday

[loud path]

GREAT SCHOOL THOUGH

[fast robin]

can you provide this in freedom units

[lament cape]

like 60s maybe

[tough crescent]

I was rejected according to madison astrology

[fast robin]

Ah that’s not bad then

[tough crescent]

had no hope but somehow got in

[loud path]

average of 65% hot

[tough crescent]

they're inaacurate but i cant help but lpok for some

[fast robin]

2022 was “rejected” because of housing portal to UW Madison and got in

[cosmic root]

Eh

[loud path]

which is what fahrenheit actually is

[tough crescent]

*look

[cosmic root]

No matter the astrology

[tough crescent]

same

[cosmic root]

I prob got rejected lmao

[fast robin]

I assumed I got rejected from tufts and just opened my decision being like “yeah I can just go to zona” and then was like “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYY”

[stiff lagoon]

same

[low galleon]

Same

[lament cape]

LMFAOOOO

[stiff lagoon]

IM SOOOO SCAREDKDLGJAOFKS

[main sequoia]

astrology banned 🥹

[cosmic root]

My decisions peaked when I opened my first one lmao

[fallow field]

whos deleting my messages 😒

[cosmic root]

I haven’t gotten into a single common app sxhool yet

[fallow field]

lmk the astrology!!!!!!!!!!! dm me

[loud path]

mods deleting portal astrology posts in 0.865s glitchless

[low galleon]

I've never been the same after that Cornell ed rejection

Nothing's ever hit the same

[loud path]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshi-hummer-smack-smash-gif-16714701

[lament cape]

i have been Traumatised since that columbia ED rejection

[loud path]

this gif gives me anxiety oml

[fallow field]

i need to know 🥺

[loud path]

oml same

[lament cape]

NEWT YOU DID COLUMBIA ED,

?

[loud path]

YES

[lament cape]

I WAS SOBBING AFTER I GOT REJECTED 😭😭

[loud path]

MY EGO UNSTONKED SO HARD

[low galleon]

The funny thing is I was still doing my rds when the rejection released

[lament cape]

LITERALLY

[loud path]

[low galleon]

So now I just got a bunch of shit safeties

[lament cape]

hyping myself up just to have my ego burst

[loud path]

FR

[fast robin]

The nice thing after being rejected/WLd is that you can just always ingrain that the school sucks in your mind

[narrow jetty]

what time is the decision expected to come out?

[loud path]

that appplication was so hard too 😪

[fast robin]

Wake forest waitlisting me last year was craaazy

[lament cape]

me looking at their tuition

[lament cape]

4 est

[main sequoia]

rationalization

[stiff lagoon]

4pm ET

[narrow jetty]

thanks boss

[loud path]

me watching them drop in the rankings one year later

[craggy carbon]

anyone know as to the time that decisions come out

[main sequoia]

4 est

[loud path]

brother

[stiff lagoon]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[lament cape]

i look at the tuition of any school that wls me like "thank god i dont have to pay that"

[lament cape]

karma fr

THE WORST PART IS COLUMBIA ED HAD LESS APPLICANTS THIS YR

[loud path]

i didnt even wanna pay that tuition

[analog bramble]

4 pm et is so soon

[analog bramble]

king

ong

they suck

[stiff lagoon]

literally

[loud path]

RIPPP 😭

[analog bramble]

it’s already 1pm

[stiff lagoon]

i stg it was just January

[stiff lagoon]

THREE HRS HOLY SH

[analog bramble]

yeah bruh

[loud path]

i so want to stay up until 4 and watch this chat explode but i have an 815 pfpfppfpfpf

[lament cape]

go to bed

[loud path]

and college apps

[lament cape]

write those transfer apps

[loud path]

😾

[lament cape]

write those apps or you have to pay nyu tuition for another year 💀

[loud path]

uh oh

ya kno thats v motivating

[fast robin]

I told myself that I’m gonna enjoy my non weed out soph year next year and if it’s better then I’m staying

If it’s like god awful

Then I’m outta here

But I want tos ray

To stay

[rugged pulsar]

@loud path why u transferring out of nyu?>

[loud path]

shanghai campus doesnt have mechanical engineering

school good tho

idk if ive said it yet but u guys should enroll

our subway doesnt have ✨rats✨

[rugged pulsar]

ah makes sense

[lament cape]

LMAO always a plus

[rugged pulsar]

then its not a normal subway in my books 😂

[lament cape]

where would you transfer to?

[stiff lagoon]

LOL

[rugged pulsar]

in nyc we got rats as big as cats in these subways

[tough crescent]

wtf

Srsly?

[lament cape]

im

[loud path]

im scare

[fast robin]

Back home

[lament cape]

is this real

[fast robin]

Colorado Mines or CU Boulder

[loud path]

everyone so shook from this message lmfaoo

[stiff lagoon]

god i love new york

[lament cape]

welcome to new york !!!

[lament cape]

ooo nice

[rugged pulsar]

search up big rat nyc

[stiff lagoon]

ong!! ratatouille core maybe i’ll find my own lil personal rat chef💜💜💜

[rugged pulsar]

pics to graphic to send here

[royal grotto]

someone keeps feeding the rats bro

soon they might actually take over the city

[lament cape]

michelin star chefs 😍

[stiff lagoon]

ONG🤭🤭

[stiff lagoon]

they’re just hungry trying to survive🥺🥺

[tough crescent]

Welp you've gotten kicked if not straight up banned 💀

Don't wanna google it again

[low galleon]

The rats eat garbage

And dead bodies

[lament cape]

y'all are really good at making me not want to get into nyu ....

[main sequoia]

piss scent everyday

[stiff lagoon]

mmmm makes me want to go even more!!!!!

[tough crescent]

Where'd they get it tho

Why is nyc so scary

[loud path]

you know what you guys are so right

new york sucks

https://tenor.com/view/mrchina-mr-china-china-imports-mr-china-imports-gif-14820206

:)

[cerulean ice]

what if i said

[loud path]

dont

[tough crescent]

Lol

[cerulean ice]

HAHAHAHA

[loud path]

get out

[cerulean ice]

cao ni ma

[loud path]

AAYYYOOOOOO

别说

[cerulean ice]

im rdy for shanghai ny

wait ill get more

[loud path]

我不可以听到你，你太胖了 💀

gottem

you will never recover from that fatal blow

[cerulean ice]

ni shi sha bi gou

[low galleon]

Bro I go to hs in Manhattan

[loud path]

what

[low galleon]

I'm suffering

[cerulean ice]

wo shi niubi maozi

[loud path]

w/o characters ur saying the most wack stuff lmfaooo

[cerulean ice]

yea i know

i have a friend from far east russia

he plays with chinese players sometimes

and trolls them

hence the china number four meme

[loud path]

wait fr are u saying ur an awesome hat

[loud path]

I told you

[cerulean ice]

no

[loud path]

fatal blow

[tough crescent]

Lmao

[loud path]

they dont teach us mean stuff in chinese :(

你太不聪明

maybe?

idk

[tough crescent]

I only remember ni hao lao shi from my chinese class

[cerulean ice]

play online

[loud path]

real

[cerulean ice]

and you learn mean stuff

cao ni ma gang

[fallow field]

U ARE TOO NOT SMART 😢

[loud path]

obliterated

[fallow field]

💔💔💔

[low galleon]

You ever see that vid of the guy on the subway sleeping

[cerulean ice]

i have no ideas when you write the characters

[loud path]

is no one gonna translate this 💀

[cerulean ice]

so

AHHAHAHAHA

[loud path]

lmfaoooo

[low galleon]

And a rat just like crawls down his shirt

[cerulean ice]

T_T

[tough crescent]

dm

[cobalt sparrow]

Idiot is 笨 btw

[tough crescent]

that way i'll feel less shitty abt my rejection

[cerulean ice]

WHAT 😭

[loud path]

oh thats an ez character

ty brother

[tawny willow]

HI CUTIE 🫦🫦🫦

[loud path]

你妈觉得你是笨

[low galleon]

Wait I'll find it

[cerulean ice]

write fast rec please

i send update

and send new preference SH > ny > ad

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

[loud path]

LFGG

[fallow field]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

😍

[loud path]

@NYUSHADMISSIONS I WANT MY PAYCHECK

[tough crescent]

How much are they paying you

[low galleon]

Oh it wasn't down his shirt it was up his leg

[tough crescent]

That deservers a few thousand dollars at least

[cerulean ice]

bro is being paid by the CCP

[tawny willow]

I BURNT MY TONGUE on tea come kiss it :(

[graceful bough]

Is it at 4ET ?

[fallow field]

MY TONGUE KINDA HURTS TOO :( IM COMING

[cerulean ice]

valorant e daters

[tawny willow]

omg what happened

[cerulean ice]

[lament cape]

yes

[loud path]

someone say the most outta pocket thing rn

ill pay u

rn

[cerulean ice]

drone strike

[fallow field]

i must be reyna because id suck the soul out of her 🥰

[loud path]

STARBOARD IT

STARBOARD IT

AYOOOOOOOO

gulp

[cerulean ice]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

[fallen wing]

yo what

[tough crescent]

Are you cypher? cuz id give you my corpse

[tough crescent]

how much do i get

[loud path]

GET THAT ON THE STARBOARD RN

I LIED

STAY MAD

[tough crescent]

Lol

[fast robin]

I saw Reyna and thought of the soccer player

I watch too much sports

[fallow field]

I MUST BE PHOENIX 🔥 BECAUSE ID RUN IT BACK TO BREAK KRISTINE'S BACK 🥰

[cerulean ice]

headreceiver9000

this u?

[hallow river]

WAIT DO ONE FOR OMEN PLS

[fallow field]

are u an omen main

🫡

[tough crescent]

Me too

I was

[fallow field]

i main omen too

[hallow river]

omen >>>>>

[tough crescent]

Ayyy

[mortal basalt]

omen L

[fallow field]

iron take tbh 😒

ratio lil bro

[tough crescent]

instalock bottomfragger jett who always cries out loud for someone to pick sage

[mortal basalt]

nahhh 💀

[fallow field]

instalock bottom frag jett who sits in spawn and camps flank instead of entrying 😭

[tough crescent]

True lol

[tawny willow]

😍😍😍 this is why i fell for you

[fallow field]

omg are u that one website 😭

[tawny willow]

no😍

[fallow field]

my friend was on that website and said he had the same type as jesus

and hitler or sum 😭

[tawny willow]

wait what 💀

[fallow field]

no!!

[tough crescent]

nope

[autumn jasper]

damn

[sonic orbit]

more portal astrology?

[tawny willow]

😭

[loud path]

!portalrule

[rough shuttle]

Any discussion about whether or not material you've received or a change related to your college portal means you've been accepted/rejected/etc. falls under "portal astrology" and is not allowed. This includes suggesting that having a button on your portal determines if you get in or not, a checklist disappearing meaning you're rejected, or assuming financial aid emails get you into a school. This is due to these speculations being usually incorrect, and can cause the spread of misinformation, panic, and anxiety at some of the most stressful times.

[loud path]

im basically a mod

i do it all

[lament cape]

newt

isnt it like 2am

[fallow field]

i think they mightve been lying about it tho

too

the one guy that actually got it

[loud path]

no comment

[lament cape]

tf are u still doing awake

[fallow field]

i dont think its hard to lie about tbh

[loud path]

EDITING MY NORTHEASTERN APP LMFAO

[lament cape]

LMFAOOOO

does neu have essays for transfer

[loud path]

yES

THEYRE LONG TOO

600 word + 250 word

[lament cape]

THATS SO FUNNY

[fallow field]

wait newt ur transfer?

[loud path]

IK I THOUGHT IT DIDNT HAVE ANY 😭

[lament cape]

CUS UNGERGRAD NEU HAS NOTHING

[loud path]

no comment

[sonic orbit]

i find it so funny that even the "campus" shown on NYU's admissions portal is washington square park

[fallow field]

old 🫵 👴

[sonic orbit]

or at least i believe this is washingotn square park

[loud path]

yeah imagine not having a real campus

kinda stoopid huh

[fast robin]

I’m in a class rn and I hate this class sm

[lean grove]

I live here and yup

[analog bramble]

i hat the fyck

why are there ppl talking abt

val here

[fast robin]

I’m just gonna chill in here and watch this thread

[fallow field]

i hat the fuck too

[analog bramble]

nice name

[lament cape]

yep it is

[lean grove]

Hey at least I wouldn’t be missing out on anything as a commuter!

[loud path]

better go to nyush amirite

[lament cape]

what class

[sonic orbit]

LOL me too but i dont go near downtown manhattan

[analog bramble]

did u know my princeton interviewer went to princeton for undergrad and NYU law for JD

just funny coincidence

[lament cape]

that looks like the building glitched

[lean grove]

The Party would certainly appreciate it!

[fast robin]

Intro to renewable energy, required class for engineering school

[loud path]

LMFAOOOO

[lean grove]

Damnnnn

[loud path]

campus corrupted oopsies

[tough crescent]

SHould've applied to nyush 😭

[analog bramble]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

[fast robin]

There’s like 29 different EN1 classes you can take but this is the only EN1 they’re offering this semester

[loud path]

real

[lament cape]

that sounds both interesting and boring ngl

[loud path]

and the pun

incredible

what a winner of a human

[tough crescent]

Wait i just noticed it

didnt mean to do it on purpose

It works out tho

[loud path]

we take those

[tough crescent]

Lol

Yeah

[lament cape]

my aunt gave me a tour of columbia & we were walking to washington sq park & she just told me to look for purple flags cus there's no nyu campus 😭

[eager lodge]

4 pm est

[sonic orbit]

HAHAHA

columbia honestly has such a cool campus in such a packed city

its the only school i visited other than umic

umich

[tawny willow]

did you like umich 😭

[lament cape]

I LOVE THEIR CAMPUS SO MUCH

[sonic orbit]

i did!! i really liked it

[analog bramble]

okay

based pfp

[sonic orbit]

i still have a soft spot for columbia's but umich's campus is honestly not bad at all

[lament cape]

i toured columbia & barnard and i love their campuses so much