#Columbia University (CUNY Morningside) (2022-2023)

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stable tulip
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R u sure I weren't just like

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Drinking it 💀

gentle river
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anyways @jovial crypt ik u committed to columbia, but i was wondering if u knew how students deal w rent in nyc or like how they get it to be lower 😭 (or if anyone else knows)

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nah it was thru my nose

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but i could have j been completely out of it

jovial crypt
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its guaranteed 4 years

gentle river
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is that cheaper?

stable tulip
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First year rate is 9k per year

jovial crypt
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for me at least, finaid covers all of tuition and a bit of housing so it is

stable tulip
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Other years are 11k I think

jovial crypt
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let me pull up my finaid doc

stable tulip
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With no finaid

gentle river
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and also do u know abt safety in that area bc im lowk kinda scared abt being a woman / asian in nyc LOL

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oo ok thats not bad

jovial crypt
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u should be fine if you have good common sense

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my friends at juilliard have been out and stuff

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no problems

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also women in nyc/asian

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haha

gentle river
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😭

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thank uuuuu

jovial crypt
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gl 🫶

mint hemlock
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Jfc columbia is expensive as hell

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85k cost of attendance

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Absolutely disgusting

gentle river
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yea all ivies r p expensive tbh

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i'm full pay too

mint hemlock
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These schools have so much money and do a really great thing with finaid

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But they could also literally just lower the price

gentle river
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yeah : ( ig esp penn bc idk

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it doesnt seem to be worth

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the money

mint hemlock
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I applied for wharton at Penn so idgaf what it costs if I get in

gentle river
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my penn interviewer absolutely shit on penn LOL

mint hemlock
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Wharton is arguably worth 100k+ a year

gentle river
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yeah im cs

jovial crypt
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Doesn't Princeton basically give everyone full tuition automatically 😭😭

gentle river
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so it doesnt matter as much

jovial crypt
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Like they might as well

gentle river
jovial crypt
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if you make 200-250k

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your family does

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you still get 66% tuition covered

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Tf☠☠ that generational endowment

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then again

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4 million per student is pretty crazy

mint hemlock
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If someone wants to get married we can be independent for fafsa

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And get hella finaid

gentle river
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LMAOOOO

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i think

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someone was gonna do that

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fr

mint hemlock
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It actually works

jovial crypt
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I am open to that, hmu

gentle river
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dont u alr have finaid 😭

jovial crypt
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i need us citizenship for ts/sci to get internships at the cia and navy yknow

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so i gotta marry a us citizen fast

mint hemlock
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Gonna cost a few k to get the prenup written up

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Because I'm not splitting 50/50

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Also not giving you my medical rights or estate lol

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If something happens to me

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So get a lawyer to take care of that

gentle river
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i wonder if a prenup solves that

mint hemlock
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And then.... Finaid 🤑🤑

marble garden
gentle river
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except explaining it if yall wanna date in college to other ppl would be interesting

jovial crypt
gentle river
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yeah so i'm married for finaid but ....

mint hemlock
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Its pretty explainable

somber spear
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ots cjeaper

mint hemlock
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Regardless it's worth the 360k in savings

somber spear
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ny rent

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holy fuck

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😭

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as a queens person

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i cant believe manhattan rent

gentle river
somber spear
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its vile

marble garden
gentle river
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like yearlong rent

somber spear
jovial crypt
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my friend at juilliard managed to get 1k/month apartment before covid, rent frozen for next 4 years

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insane

somber spear
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wtf

gentle river
marble garden
jovial crypt
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🫶

jovial crypt
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2 bedrooms

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1.4? k a month i think

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sharing it with a friend so she only has to pay 700/month

somber spear
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12k after

marble garden
jovial crypt
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nono i have green card

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i need passport

marble garden
jovial crypt
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but yes we can arrange something

somber spear
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where

jovial crypt
jovial crypt
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LOL

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obv wont find that good of a deal now

molten onyx
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it’s a school for people that have a gap between graduating hs and going to college, it is also the school for dual BA programs that columbia does with a few other colleges

somber spear
molten onyx
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i thought you had a green card

molten onyx
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how many years until you’re a citizen

jovial crypt
jovial crypt
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but marriage is the best of both worlds clueless

molten onyx
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so you’ll get it in college you’re big chillin

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hahaha

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you’re uh

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singaporean right

jovial crypt
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ye

molten onyx
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well you already have the best passport

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what other countries have you lived in

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out of curiosity

jovial crypt
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malaysia singapore and us, like 3-4 diff states

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but ive been to like 15 countries ish

molten onyx
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interesting

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so yk chinese english and malay?

jovial crypt
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only chinese and english

molten onyx
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i c

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cool

heavy gorge
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omg do yk why they have the swimming req?

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its kind of funny

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they had this req even before the US became an independent nation, and the reason why they had the req was because if the brits attacked nyc, then the students could swim away in the hudson river

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EXCEPT for engineering students, they dont have to pass a swimming test because they can make boats or smthing idk

molten onyx
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hahahahaha

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Yeah I got a likely and genuinely praying I get in somewhere else to avoid that crap

molten onyx
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wow that’s funny

dense bobcat
molten onyx
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the swim test?

molten onyx
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Yes I am very much okay drowning!!!!!

errant echo
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I love the swim test concept

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That sounds rly horrible for y’all that have nearly drowned before tho I’m so sorry

somber spear
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me

fast forum
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How r my fellow Columbia simps doing now that we’re less than two weeks away

empty sandal
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Yo @jovial crypt could i see your stats at the time of applying? Or could i send you mine and you compare em?

jovial crypt
empty sandal
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Oh hype

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Yours arent super far off from mine

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Recommendation from the mayor is wild and i dont have any of the music stuff but otherwise that made me a bit more comfortable

jovial crypt
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i got a cool lil note from my ao

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saying they really liked my essays and portfolio recording

empty sandal
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I didnt know aos were allowed to leave notes lmao

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Would you be down to look over my essays? Once again, if not, totally cool

jovial crypt
jovial crypt
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if you want dm me though

empty sandal
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Ill put my columbia ones in a doc

gentle river
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i cant even read mine bc scoir 😭

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the page j is error when i click on it

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rip

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stable tulip
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Nop

jovial crypt
stable tulip
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But they do have free tshirts

jovial crypt
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but rn just a folder free tshirt handwritten note from ao and poster

supple harness
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I want my stuff now! So excited 😭

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wide oyster
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thin hedge
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candid ember
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Columbia

pseudo sage
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No

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Colombia

quiet sedge
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🇨🇴

pseudo sage
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Flag of the kind and clever

fast forum
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They stay #1 forever

errant vale
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COLOMBIA

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#1

jovial crypt
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They forgot the 8

somber spear
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COLUMBIA IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER

stable tulip
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Dommy

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Mommy

somber spear
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Friend of mine who goes to Cornell

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🤣

molten onyx
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Cornumbia

hushed depot
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Combia

dense kindle
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omg I thought we were gatekeeping

somber spear
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ok

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i deleted it

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im listening to it rn

quartz helm
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typing here to get a thread opened.

dense kindle
teal bolt
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columbi

chrome anvil
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a

lost rune
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hey are there any co 27 groups ?

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I got a likely so I wanted to meet admitted students

lost rune
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Is it because I’m international ?

stable tulip
lost rune
stoic widget
lost rune
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it’s showing up on my likely portal

stoic widget
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WHERE ARE YOU FROM OMG

sly bone
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sly bone
errant vale
sly bone
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sly bone
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errant vale
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Ig IIT is my only option tbh

sly bone
errant vale
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And IIT-B is better

sly bone
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fair, (also iisc>> but thats a personal call ig)

errant vale
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🙃

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errant vale
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That GDM role if for people who make logos/banners for this server

stoic widget
errant vale
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Now that you have said it, ig it probably is misleading lol

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lost rune
lost rune
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I was a JEE aspirant entire 11th grade

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But now I don’t think I’ll write the exam

lost rune
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But I’ve got like 10 decisions pending

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Although realistically I’d only take 4/5 ish of those over Columbia

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I’m also considering going to GSU

lost rune
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@errant vale IISC has a new btech in Maths n Computing

errant echo
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COLUMBIA I LOVE YOU

lost rune
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ME TOO

errant echo
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WE STAY NUMBER ONE FOREVER NO MEME

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please have less applicants so I get in

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errant echo
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u get accepted if u get a likely from anywhere

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Well as long as grades don’t slip

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errant vale
sly bone
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But anyways I really don't wanna go to IISC over IIT-B/D thb

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But yeah ig I have to look upon my research a lil bit cause I may be wrong about the BSc thing

sly bone
lost rune
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But I’d go to IISC over anything else in India excluding IIT D/B

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It won’t get you fame among aunties but it’s foreign placements are wild

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For masters / phD

errant vale
lost rune
bitter panther
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I don’t think any of the IITs in india are capable of competing with US T10 unis

lost rune
lost rune
bitter panther
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It sounds so absurd when ppl come then

errant vale
lost rune
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I’d argue not even T20, the only consideration is cost

bitter panther
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Compare*

lost rune
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And that’s where IITs win

errant vale
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And US is rich as f

lost rune
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They’re dirt cheap too attend

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But yea I’m not going to take IIT over Columbia

bitter panther
bitter panther
lost rune
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IITs are genuinely massively underfunded

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And we’re overpopulated as a country

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That’s what makes even smthn like GSU better infrastructurally than an IIT

lost rune
errant vale
lost rune
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UIUC is ranked 5th for Cs but overall it’s in 40s

bitter panther
bitter panther
bitter panther
errant vale
errant vale
lost rune
sly bone
lost rune
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I would take UIUC CS over Duke in a heartbeat

bitter panther
errant vale
lost rune
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oh u mean aid?

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That’s fair

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Finances are a v good reason to pick IIT

errant vale
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Yes

lost rune
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that’s a significantly more cost effective option

errant vale
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That is the main reason I have a high chance of attending IIT/NTU/NUS

bitter panther
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cause I ain't getting ivies

errant vale
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Like IIT cost barely anything compared to US universities

lost rune
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@bitter panther where are you from?

bitter panther
errant vale
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India def

lost rune
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oh what lmao

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Then you’d know IIT fee is like 4K USD

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the ROI might make sense for someone who can’t afford Us

errant vale
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Who would have so much knowledge/time to talk about IITs

lost rune
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Lmao

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nah but usually I’ve seen foreign people pick US unis over IIT

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Mostly everyone I know in India thinks that IIT > Ivys

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So I was surprised lmao

bitter panther
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Just mass labour supplier

errant vale
molten onyx
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wait what NYU release likelies?

errant vale
bitter panther
molten onyx
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what’s idts

errant vale
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I don;t think so

bitter panther
molten onyx
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ah

errant vale
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💀

bitter panther
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I at times google half of the short forms

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Latest one was iirc

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🤣

errant vale
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What seriously

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Tbh I use a hell lot of acronyms

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You shouldn't search up my discord name then ig

bitter panther
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I feel acronyms take away the feel of the language

bitter panther
errant vale
errant vale
bitter panther
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What’s it ?

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Too lazy to search

errant vale
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Its NOYB

bitter panther
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🤣😂

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Not your business?

errant vale
errant vale
bitter panther
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Ooh lol I was close

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Didn’t need to google

errant vale
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It's basically a joke:
What is your name?
It's NOYB

bitter panther
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🤣🤣🤣

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Makes sense now

sly bone
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lmao, iisc and iisers prolly cost negative after inspire/kvpy

errant vale
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Yeah ik lol

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And I just registered on the inspire portal 2 days ago idfk why 💀

sly bone
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cant hurt 🤷‍♂️

errant vale
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True

lost rune
errant vale
lost rune
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Oh

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nvm

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I didn’t write it in 11th thinking I’ll clear it in 12th

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Lmao

errant vale
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Ohh shit lol

static wyvern
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lol

static wyvern
errant vale
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sly bone
static wyvern
wispy nova
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time to apply to SG as international

errant vale
errant vale
static wyvern
errant vale
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Hmm yeah maybe

wispy nova
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🤔 might be too late

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i have offers already at least

peak token
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lowkey my first choice, so just hoping i get into columbia

storm inlet
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why did two people from columbia view my linkedin

static ermine
peak token
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i had 3 pton look at mine

storm inlet
peak token
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they’re checking in on i

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u

kind marsh
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I have no linkedin

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Lmao

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is that weird

storm inlet
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no

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its weird to have a linkedin

peak token
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always comes in helpful

storm inlet
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usually ur supposed to make one in college

peak token
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ur gonna start networking soon, and if u have the 500+ badge it makes it easier to netwrol so u might as well netwrol rn

storm inlet
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storm inlet
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500+ is stupid

peak token
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not necessarily

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i heard a few recreuiters talk about summer intern kids

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and how sm applicants don’t have any connections

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and it can be a factor in ruling out applicants

storm inlet
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cuz they made an account and havent touched it since

peak token
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yeah

storm inlet
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yeah its prob a good sign actually

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i need prem

peak token
storm inlet
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obv not

peak token
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if you are rich enough to afford linkedin premium your daddy’s connections will make it such that you don’t need it in the first place

storm inlet
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i mean i can afford it

errant echo
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My policy would be to get a LinkedIn as soon as I had a internship or smthg like that

storm inlet
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its just weird

peak token
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there are some schools where the kids who attend are just NPCs

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like people who go to Umich are just NPCs

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no way there are real people going there

storm inlet
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bro what

errant echo
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Abhi fuck off

storm inlet
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thats straight cap

peak token
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i’m kidding i’m bored and like annoying people

quiet sedge
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npcs 💀?

empty sandal
storm inlet
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just admit u dont like the social culture at mich

peak token
peak token
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nah idk what it was

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smth abt the school i just didn’t wanna apply

errant echo
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bruh

peak token
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it’s rlly prestigious and really good and stuff but i just didn’t feel it

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you thot i was feeling u?

peak token
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isn’t MSU Better tho

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in terms of

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party life

errant echo
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man just earned a spot on my shit list

storm inlet
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u better be intl

quiet sedge
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is party life the only reason you’re going to uni?

peak token
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m

peak token
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i’m also kidding

storm inlet
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yeah kinda

errant echo
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why do I have such complete loyalty to a school that gave me such shit aid

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storm inlet
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gotta be a good time

peak token
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i am kidding btw

quiet sedge
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education out the window

peak token
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i didn’t apply mich but my friend got rejected and so we both hating on the school

errant echo
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oh I see

storm inlet
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meh education doesnt matter

errant echo
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okay off my shit list

peak token
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thank you

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i was gonna apply but i got USC and idk i like cali more

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i acc rlly love california

errant echo
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Rly defensive rn 💀 Mich my only rly selective acceptance ahaha

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COLUMBIA I LOVE YOU ID CHOOSE YOU OVER MICH

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quiet sedge
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mich my only us acceptance so far

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quiet sedge
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😔

errant echo
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lowkey tho like

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if i don’t get anything more i’m so happy w USC

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i love the school

errant echo
storm inlet
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@peak token harvard looks at linkedins to make sure ur not ugly

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quiet sedge
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if i get nothing else more i’ll commit to umich i like it lots

peak token
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i’m so sexy

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harvard will love my linkedin

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bc of how good i look

errant echo
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mich business school is so good

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Atm it’s entirely unfeasible though

peak token
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honestly mich just ranks high for everything

errant echo
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yeah which is what’s so great abt it

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so many good opportunities

peak token
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i don’t rlly fw location tho

errant echo
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i got rly excited abt it before aid came in

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i fuck with location so hard!!!

quiet sedge
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like 4 hour drive

peak token
quiet sedge
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yep

peak token
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i’m so sorry to hear that

errant echo
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i used to live in michigan actually so ive been to Ann Arbor before

peak token
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oooh

quiet sedge
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😔

peak token
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ann arbor sounds nice

errant echo
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I’ve been to Umich’s library 💀

peak token
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lowkey i’m only scared abt the crime in the states

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i’m coming from dubai

quiet sedge
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me too honestly

errant echo
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Anyway it’s beautiful

peak token
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here i can leave my door unlocked on holiday

errant echo
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nah you’ll both be fine

peak token
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and come back home fine

errant echo
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just remember to be sensible

quiet sedge
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biggest concern of my parents is safety

errant echo
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you’ll be fine

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Look both ways before u cross the street

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don’t be alone w/o charged phone after dark

peak token
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it’s so cool

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you get free tickets to a pop smoke concert if you decide to go to detroit

errant echo
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actually, make sure a friend knows when u plan to be back if u go out alone too

peak token
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hehe i try

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LOCK YOUR SHIT

peak token
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beach weather is so good

errant echo
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people will steal ur shit like nothing else

peak token
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this song is stuck in my head

errant echo
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please lock it up and label it

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i feel like those are the main things

peak token
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oh

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true point

errant echo
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otherwise I’ve been perfectly fine in a variety of places

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i mean ppl have like yelled slurs but

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living in small town area thingz

peak token
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slurs

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LOL

storm inlet
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California best state

peak token
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COLUMBIA is the best school ever

supple harness
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Is columbias colors light blue or dark blue

storm inlet
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light

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Alright getting a hat so might as well honor it the best school ever

storm inlet
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@supple harness did u get a likely

supple harness
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Yea

storm inlet
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damn nice

prisma vigil
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damn

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Colombia likely

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cracked

empty sandal
storm inlet
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I dont think likely letter = cracked

supple harness
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I think I posted it on here

empty sandal
storm inlet
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That colleges think they’re going be be competing with others

supple harness
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I’m FGLI so I think it’s more for that tbh than being “cracked”

prisma vigil
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I’m fgli didn’t get a likely

storm inlet
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Respect for admitting that

prisma vigil
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Ur just cracked

storm inlet
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I’m trying to change my mindset

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On what

storm inlet
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Nvm

empty sandal
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Whats fgli

supple harness
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First generation low income

empty sandal
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Also i cannot imagine the relief you felt whwn you got that lmao

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Would do anything to get that from anywhere

empty sandal
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Neither of my parents went to college let alone finish high school💀

empty sandal
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Where were they originally from

molten onyx
humble tiger
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im fg but not low income

kind marsh
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lol

supple harness
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I’m interested in what colleges would consider to be low income

supple harness
molten onyx
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hell yeah

candid ember
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Did columbia prescreen applicants before interviews

storm inlet
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nahn

candid ember
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So am chilling? Bc i didnt get one

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Am an intl applicant

storm inlet
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yeah

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i think columbia does very few interviews

candid ember
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All of my classmates got one

hybrid vapor
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Yeah my interviewer said they didn’t have enough interviewers so they were contacting literally every alumni in the area

storm inlet
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prob not good sign then

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intl is different

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i wouldnt be surprised if they use intl interview to verify stuff

candid ember
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Oh well

hybrid vapor
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Nah availability is probably just bad

candid ember
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Yea am in switzerland so

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Not a lot probably

hybrid vapor
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My interviewer was asked this year to help with interviews for the first time since the 90s. Pretty sure it is just cause of availability

candid ember
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Alright

hybrid vapor
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Ok maybe not the 90s but whatever

candid ember
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Hahaha

jovial crypt
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I think that was like a week ago or so

jovial crypt
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Oh no

peak token
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for business linkedin

storm inlet
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what is free trial

peak token
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u can get

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free trial

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for 1 month

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and just cancel

prisma vigil
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ye

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u can see who viewed

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with the trial

storm inlet
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how do u get trial

peak token
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just click on

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try for a month free

storm inlet
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i think i already did it

radiant jacinth
prisma vigil
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i didnt get it hm

radiant jacinth
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mine was columbia engineering though

storm inlet
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maybe theyre looking at all

peak token
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dont take it as anything

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they dont use linkedins to judge anyuthing

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everyones application is different

prisma vigil
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obvv

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when did they view it tho

peak token
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dude i cant tell if aos are looking at mine or randoms

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becausw ei have 3 from harvard and 4 from uchicago LOL

prisma vigil
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cuz i had someone view my profile like 3 weeks ago, but its a private acc

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bros on ghost mode

peak token
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nice

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thees loads of those

prisma vigil
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ye

peak token
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WAIT

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SOMEONE AT BERKELEY VIEWED MINE WTF

prisma vigil
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this is all i got

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but ion think thats it

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lmao

peak token
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i have 56 private views

buoyant dagger
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bruh wish I made a linkedin

peak token
#

fucks sake

prisma vigil
#

how tf u got so much

#

my linked in is so dead

quiet sedge
#

did you guys put your linkedin in your app?

prisma vigil
#

it barely has anything on it

storm inlet
#

no

quiet sedge
#

or are they just finding you

peak token
#

OMG PROFESSOR LUSARDI LOOKED AT MINE WTFFVF

radiant jacinth
#

who's that

quiet sedge
#

mine has like 3 awards and that’s it

peak token
prisma vigil
#

bros got the whole faculty lookin at his shit

storm inlet
#

why would u even put awards

peak token
#

also links to my papers and recommenders

storm inlet
#

smh

quiet sedge
#

i made it specifically to network at a conference

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only put the big stuff

prisma vigil
#

me too but its difficult

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to use in hs

radiant jacinth
#

i use it for entrepreneurship stuff

prisma vigil
#

tbh

radiant jacinth
#

pretty useful meeting cool ppl

storm inlet
#

entrepreneurship stuff

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lol bruh

peak token
#

its a nice platform

#

i get to like

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show off my pretentious douchey wside there

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its so good, you get it all out on linkedin and become a relaly humble person irl

storm inlet
#

just put sat score

radiant jacinth
storm inlet
#

school

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thats all

peak token
storm inlet
#

lmao

radiant jacinth
#

i don't even think i have my sat score on it lmao

peak token
#

like its a perfectly respsectable sat score for application purposes but why would you put it on your linkedin

prisma vigil
#

i dont think so either

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all i have is like

#

1 internship

peak token
#

i dont believe in sat discrimination ( i hate test optional)

prisma vigil
#

and my hs

storm inlet
#

why would i even put ECs on it

prisma vigil
#

i dont even have a pic of myself

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its just the plain one

storm inlet
#

thats bad

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weird

peak token
#

test optional is dumb

storm inlet
#

i dont wanna put my stuff on it

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it would look too braggy

prisma vigil
#

not rly i think its good tbh

peak token
storm inlet
#

nah

radiant jacinth
storm inlet
#

its weird

radiant jacinth
#

ur chilling rn tho

jovial crypt
#

Nvm bruh it was my cousin😭

prisma vigil
#

ive reached out to a few people on there tho

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like i talked to a consultant to learn about consulting and shit

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from BCG

storm inlet
#

hella people search for my dad and find me instead

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its funny]

radiant jacinth
#

thats crazy

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i've been wanting to do that

prisma vigil
#

ye it was a wharton alumni

radiant jacinth
#

i've landed my internship from there

prisma vigil
#

she was chill

storm inlet
#

do that irl and lets talk

radiant jacinth
prisma vigil
#

fs

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lmfao

radiant jacinth
#

ik a lot of people the corporate world aren't always active

prisma vigil
#

i did like

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fuckin

radiant jacinth
#

so its def interesting to find ppl to help

prisma vigil
#

50 cold connections

#

and no one answered

peak token
#

my princeton interview was cool

prisma vigil
#

except her

#

lmfao

peak token
#

he got me to increase my onnections on linkedin

storm inlet
#

I dont really like adding people from my school because I know they have 0 future

peak token
#

LOL

prisma vigil
#

LOOOL

radiant jacinth
#

but not just for consulting

storm inlet
#

no one in my school is worth my connection

prisma vigil
#

bro

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it always says

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pending

radiant jacinth
#

its for lke all types of things

prisma vigil
#

no one ever answers

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they all view my profile

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then just dip

radiant jacinth
#

lmao you gotta improve ur profile then prob

prisma vigil
#

prolly

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its pre plain tbf

radiant jacinth
#

no pfp makes you look like a guy tryna pitch them something

storm inlet
#

should i add this t5 research i did

prisma vigil
#

theyre prolly like

radiant jacinth
#

cause i'm just an entrepreneur and i got like 10 a day of those

prisma vigil
#

look this is my boss tryna see if im actually working or if im just on linkedi n

radiant jacinth
#

so they def get spammed

radiant jacinth
prisma vigil
#

lmaoo i could see that

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high business is kinda cut throat

#

to where it could acutally be a possibility

radiant jacinth
#

true

storm inlet
#

is adding activities for school even worth it

radiant jacinth
#

but if u have any research

#

or internship

#

or anything like that

#

then yea

peak token
#

yeah

storm inlet
#

where do i add

peak token
#

volunteering stuff can be nice to fill

radiant jacinth
peak token
#

i just have my papers, internships and volunteer stuff

radiant jacinth
#

looking for recruiters etc

storm inlet
#

where do i add research

prisma vigil
#

ye they all got 500+

peak token
radiant jacinth
#

it could be as simple as saying ur a student interested in the industry

peak token
#

start humble nad loko realistic

storm inlet
#

Thats what i did

prisma vigil
#

ye

#

im plenty humble in my messages

#

i just

#

my profile looks like an actual bot

#

LMFAO

peak token
#

NPC

radiant jacinth
#

yea lmao

#

but u fix that then it'll work

prisma vigil
#

ye itll take me like

radiant jacinth
#

bc ppl usually like to help

prisma vigil
#

10 mins

#

and 1 pic

#

ez

radiant jacinth
#

ye

storm inlet
#

better hope ur not ugly

prisma vigil
#

bro

#

i look mad good in person

#

but bad on pics swear

storm inlet
#

what they all say

prisma vigil
#

the camera always scams me

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the mirror i look clean

#

fs

radiant jacinth
#

lmao

storm inlet
#

so Activities & Societies doesnt matter

radiant jacinth
#

do you got a school pic u could use

prisma vigil
#

iidk

storm inlet
#

for hs

prisma vigil
#

ill just toss on a suit

#

and take my own pic

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or have my mom take it or something

static wyvern
#

do we need to put card details to get free trial

#

?

prisma vigil
#

probably

static wyvern
#

sigh

prisma vigil
#

but you should be able to cancel right away

sly bone
static wyvern
prisma vigil
sly bone
#

i'd rather not know who viewed my profile than exert 0.0003 joules worth of effort

prisma vigil
#

fax

stark tapir
prisma vigil
#

go to your profile

#

then it should say

#

profile views somewhere on it

stark tapir
#

ag ok

#

ah*

errant vale
#

Now is there some new type of astrology!!!???!!

#

LinkedIn Astrology!!

#

💀

jovial crypt
#

LMAO

#

This is sending me so far☠ it's evolving

stoic widget
#

I dreamt that I got a likely

#

💀

young nexus
#

Can everyone access their finaid portal?

prisma vigil
#

ye I can access but there’s nothing there oddly enough

young nexus
#

I can get into it but the documents and messages page shows no checklist.

young nexus
errant vale
#

Their portal has been glitchy in the past dw

errant echo
#

COLUMBIA I LOVE YOU ACCEPT ME

errant vale
#

COLOMBIA #1

hybrid vapor
#

i will do anything for an acceptance

prisma vigil
#

Based

pseudo sage
#

I will cut off my pinky for an acceptance

#

Probably not my thumb

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Or my other fingers

#

But maybe my pinky

#

Actually maybe just one inch

sly bone
pseudo sage
#

Ok maybe not my pinky

#

But probably my pinky nail

#

Like you know how it’s a torture method to pull out nails

#

I would probably do that for one finger for a Columbia acceptance

#

Maybe

sly bone
#

like...dont torture yourself for college apps 💀

pseudo sage
#

I mean it’s a pretty good deal

#

I’m just saying

sly bone
#

idk, you're prolly joking but thats a very unhealthy mindset

pseudo sage
#

If it was a deal some omnipotent but goofy god offered me

#

Like if you think about it logically, it’s definitely less pain than the pain I endured through 4 years of high school

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Plus it’s temporary

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It’s just really bad pain for a few days

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Vs an acceptance that lasts four years

sly bone
#

idk but self harm, no matter how trivial or hypothetical, should be jokes about ig

pseudo sage
#

I mean, in this hypothetical scenario, it’s not really self harm

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It’s not essentially different fro any kind of other contract

#

Like if you sign a contract that says you get paid a certain amount of money for a certain amount of labor

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And that labor is painful

#

It’s essentially the same

sly bone
#

maybe its because i get overly sensitive on that topic idk

pseudo sage
#

That’s fair, my bad then

sly bone
#

nvm its fine

sly bone
pseudo sage
#

Hope

errant vale
#

For intl students with aid

sly bone
fresh marsh
#

bro has been in vc all day

errant vale
#

Forgot to log out

fresh marsh
errant vale
#

💀

errant vale
sly bone
#

i mean if you're using the same account then you can

pseudo sage
#

It takes less effort to log off than for you to type that 💀

fresh marsh
pseudo sage
#

Time to go on the vc

fresh marsh
errant vale
#

Wait ig i need to log out remotely from there too just in case someone logs on in the morning

errant vale
sly bone
fresh marsh
#

how to make a school ghost story 101

sly bone
errant vale
fresh marsh
errant vale
fresh marsh
#

(you know what the janitor did)

errant vale
#

Log out sucessful

#

🎉

sly bone
fresh marsh
#

insta banned otherwise

errant vale
#

Idk if they would even know about it

#

Btw it is my coaching center

#

Same diff

fresh marsh
#

jeetard learning sex is a thing

#

mindblown

errant vale
#

🪦

sly bone
#

💀

wispy nova
#

bro somehow over the months, ive made columbia my favourite school

#

even though it was bad cuz im prob not getting in

errant echo
#

real

last rose
wispy nova
#

now im just gonna be sad

#

3/30

errant echo
last rose
#

oh

errant echo
#

6hr 15m till decisions release

last rose
#

gotcha

pseudo sage
#

If I get rejected I’m yield protected, if I get in it was expected and more proof I’m getting into ivies

wispy nova
#

my application isn't good enough to say im yield protected xD

wide oyster
#

is anyone going to the cu saturday night + days on campus program on april 22-23?

supple harness
mint hemlock
errant echo
kind marsh
#

pulling out one nail for a columbia acceptance is literally a good long term decision

#

Cutting off your finger ok no

#

bit extra

errant echo
#

I’d pull out all ten for Columbia probably

#

The pain is temporary and so is parental approval so. Fair trade

supple harness
#

Just wondering did everyone get the diversity recruitment emails? Got one for being FLI just now

empty sandal
#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

#

im going to get in

prisma vigil
supple harness
prisma vigil
#

Nah I didn’t get one

somber spear
#

I did a tour today

#

Shit was so fire

#

It affirmed my belief that Columbia is the best school ever

supple harness
somber spear
#

Lots of grass to touch

#

The uni as a whole is sequestered away

#

So that was nice

#

I had to take 4 flights of stairs to get there lmao

#

The faculties looked very nice and it seemed like a nice place in general

marble cosmos
#

really nice and calming place

somber spear
#

Yeah

#

It was just actually nice to see the place

stable tulip
somber spear
#

Yeah

#

Mudd was mid

#

It’s just a block

#

With floor divisions

#

🤣

wispy nova
empty sandal
#

Really good school but insanely mid campus

last nimbus
#

Columbia is a CUNY

#

Columbia University in the city of New York

quiet sedge
#

they need to stop emailing about the pre-college programs

#

giving me a heart attack every time 💀

last nimbus
somber spear
#

😭

fresh marsh
#

I LOVE CUNNY

last nimbus
lean ether
#

my friend got a likely letter from columbia today!

#

it would appear they are still making decisions

last nimbus
#

erm

#

i did not

#

ergo i got rejected

#

why do i even hope

devout solstice
#

if everyone got a likely what would the point of ivy day be

last nimbus
#

so u get the official letter

devout solstice
#

like max 5% of admits get likelies

#

still in the game trust

molten onyx
#

guys i’ve accepted it

#

i’m getting in

last nimbus
#

there is no trust

#

there is only my impending doom

#

and the inevitable march towards it

devout solstice
#

march 30th will be a day of hell

#

but nonetheless

#

likelies don’t matter

last nimbus
#

likelies matter

#

every likely is every unlikely

#

the denominator is dropping

molten onyx
#

huh

#

bro

#

you’re gucci

last nimbus
#

actually no

#

actually

#

oh my god i cant math

#

why do i expect to get into cu when i cant mat

#

💀

molten onyx
#

listen, folks

#

this whole college thing, it’s a scam

#

if you get in, exquisite, delightful, poggers, even

#

if you don’t, welp, it sucks innit, columbia is quite the university

last nimbus
#

the best school ever

#

with students that are kind and clever

molten onyx
#

it is quite the good school

heavy gorge
#

guys i dont think im getting in either this sucks

last nimbus
#

i love colombia!!!

devout solstice
#

it is the school

molten onyx
#

guys

#

until we get decisions

#

don’t get sad or excited or anything

last nimbus
#

im gonna be preemptively sad

#

so i dont get sad

#

er

molten onyx
#

i wish uncle iroh was here he’d prob have super good advice