#ALL UC MEGATHREAD ๐ป๐ฎ๐ด๐ป๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฑ๐ค ๐ (2022-2023)
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for where
Comp sci
quick
Oh
no
Mcchicken
all over UC system
YESSIR
if anyone gets into ucla for cs hmu i'll tell u not to come here
how many seats does ucla have
it really is nacho
like
watttt no way
heโs nacho i can confirm
it has to be more
that people could actually go?
for all freshman?
Wait legit
Nacho lore go crazy
Is Ucla cs that bad
uva portal down too nahhh
yeah
nah i'm just fucking around
recruiting results are pretty good here
No itโs really good lmao
HAHAHAHA
probably 12k accounting for yield
oh
You were making me think I wasted $70
so 6k came off the waitlist alst year?
the intro series is the most pain i will ever go through in my life
stop hurtinf our feelings wtf
no
i friggin hate how some colleges release admit first and wl/reject next
Even if it was ass half of yโall would still attend UCLA
ahhhhhhhh im not getting in
What did you not have any experience going into it
but last year only 6500 accepted the offer right
i did not no
Oh I see
UCSD data science vs UCLA ling cs
because the projects just take so much time
ucla ling cs lol
ling cs is the cs cheat code at ucla
does ucsd give you the decision in the email or is it on the portal
why cant UCs just do rolling omfg
IS UCLA OUT TODAY?
bruh
yea
davis really messed me up w their decision in the email
yea bro
why canโt anyone hit me
Do all ucs do that or just ucsd
hit you????
ucsd comes out all at the same time
i wanna sleep
no?
WHY CANT SCHOOLS POST THE RESULTS EARLIER
๐ซ
i might take aleeping pills
if they don't it doesnt vary based on if u get in or not
WTF
IM LITERALLY IN EST
yall aregoing crazy ๐ญ
i only remember uci does
I AM IN I S T
iโm at mcdonaldโs
8 PM FEELS LIKE 2478912479384329084 HOURS AWAY
why am i here
Sameee
they dono't want it to mess with school time
ugh
2 hrs left
Nothings out yet?
ahhhh
wait the ucla portal is down for everyone here right
3 hours and 46 minutes bru
yes
nope not out
aight cool
when iโm stressed i go to mcdonalds
2 hrs till uci
idc i want my social humiliation earlier rather than later
if it isn't then that means youre accepted
oh ok
will 2 hrs 15 mins
iโve been here 4 times today
the way ur not wrong
WHY IS YOUR PFP KRISHNA CUTE
but iโd still never go to berkeley
4 times man
bro UCSD CS is actually ranked higher than UCLA on all metrics and is 5x less selective than ucla.... bruh
even tho applied
not getting into a top uc is far from humiliating
Whatโs wrong with Berk
Computer Science Open Rankings is a meta ranking of four individual computer science rankings covering universities in the United States.
Berk too hard to get in
This is for masters and phd
Not undergrad
UNSAFE and no housing and literally eveyrhting else itโs so stressful iโve heard
true but imagine the cheers of accepted classmates all around
nahhh its counting undergrad too
Awww I went on their subreddit and they seem pretty chill
its a collation of rankings
Icic
yeah ngl berkeley environment is kinda off
would u guys pick UCSD or Yale for CS
Yale
ucsd ๐ญ
bro i got accepted uc davis they defo yield protecting rip iโm getting rejected
YALE
In state for UCSD, UCSD, if Iโm oos for both Yale
Bruh itโs Yale
ucs donโt yield protect lol
๐
weather + in state tuition
well then FIX ur eyes!
IF I GET REJECTED
uc davis doesn't yield protect
BUT
no dude dont do the overthinking
UCS COULD
are they for. sure coming out at 3pm, 4:30, and 5?
ur not gonna get rejected lol
iโve been overthinking since 2 days
WHAT THE FUCK
HELLO
ucs r random af tho
so if u say red flags that relate to davis in ur app
LANCE REDDICK PASSED AWAY
no they donโt dw
UC Davis could just be lowering the number of people they admit and lowering their acceptance rate
ARE THEY COMING OUT AT 3
that's not how it works
like what
Whoโs that
I got waitlisted ucsc with 4.5 for cs
LANCE REDDICK PASSED AWAY?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK??!!
Fml
I know lol but still
i want to
bro
๐ซ
you love the city, can't live in a hay field, shit like that
yall are not helpful
lol
youโll be fine they didnโt yield protect tho
if ur like "i cant wait to live in the city"
when do they come out
they probably dont want u ๐ญ
CHECK PINNED
Cap
Ur CS
NO ONE KNOWS BRO
iโm not familiar with ucsc but when it comes to cs thereโs no safety
HE PASSED AWAY WHAT
^
I believe in yield protection
oh good im glad i didnt apply. saved myself $70
BRUH
It's my coping mechanism
Bro
my way of coping with rejection<3
Oh yeah
ive never seen that man in my life
no way
Ok? So is gambling underage and I gamble underage
I definitely got yield protected from MIT
me too @cunning iron
AHHAHA ILL DO THAT
goddamn bruh chill go eat a fucking bowl of cornflakes fucking hell
I got yield protected from stanfoed
They knew we were too good for them
๐๐๐๐
ikr
Like why would we pay for a degree and depression
corny
๐๐๐๐๐
lmfao
damn it's time to touch some grass
ASU is number one for innovation
me when i get accepted (hopefully)
fuck my ankles WHY DID I TEAR MY LIGAMWNTS
Guys do u think I can get into ucsd
GUSY I WANNA
Yes
Yes or no
UCLA basketball is one of the best overall colelge teams
Yes
yooo magritte pfp
no
yes nacho
yes
i know it
ur cultured
this is true
thank u so are u
UCLA ftw
how does that work
my bracket is kinda fucked already

UA is number one for scholarships
Had UVA over Furman
I love UA โค๏ธ
Thatโs not true
Yea
iโm going to go meditate
https://youtube.com/shorts/5MVoHEHtiJ0?feature=share
UC Davis, I feel called out
good night
gn
gnn
not me refreshing my portal despite knowing damn well decisions arent going to be out for 3 more hours
every person who reloads make decision come 1 second faster don't you know?
What time ucla
like
bruh

3:30am
Yโall pray your essays stood out, I wager thereโs probably 130k applicants to UCLA this year, no way theyโre gonna read half a million essays
They do read them
๐
my harry potter roleplay essay about playing rock'n'roll flute finna come clutch ;-;
i hope i was quirky enough
you get paid by the number of apps u read
And u have to go through training
hella training
bruh
i wasnt quirky at all ๐
it's $2500 per 1000 apps
That's probably like
bruh i hope my ecs carry ngl
10 minutes per app
i wrote an essay on fuking youtube lmao
Would be my guess
Then in that case yโall pray your essay was at the top of the pile so that it makes the most impression on whoeverโs reading, and not when theyโre burned out after reading 500 essays
Why the fuck would you write about fucking YouTube
Why would you even fuck YouTube
nah then im just giving up on the ucs then
ran out of ideas. Wrote it on editing
more about editing than youtube
I hope my ao was in a good mood whilst reading my app
same
pause
bro??
you cannot fuck an application starlight
Heโs a CS major
๐
ay, no judgements till you read the essay -
Imagine
Anything is possible
WAIT A SECOND I JUST REREAD IT, DA FUCK u wrote??
LMAOO
why is uci cs acceptance rate so low
Cs is not real
whats that supposed to mean homie 
it means ur chronically online
Metagaming and minmaxing life

Its my cringiest UC essay
in my defense I ran out of ideas for essay and had exams soon
so had to write something for the fourth essay in a rush
MRBEAST GAMING
and just choose utube
๐ญ
โ ๏ธ
real
I also wrote about video editing for that prompt
I'll send my gardening essay after app season ends
If anyone's interested
Probably not
idt i did the second prompt
My essay was very similar tbh I talked about the same erratic editing style
lol can we swap gardening essays
Is it just me or was that the same prompt for last year
sure
Probably
no way im getting in i literally wrote one about model un fml
lmaoo i did mine about creative writing and music
This is amazing af lol
editing vine boom sounds into random segments really taught me the importance of spontaneity
if they could let me add images, I would show them this time line lmfao
this is still in the making ๐ญ
I wrote mine on Wikipedia so it's not super weird
lmfao
nice btw
me too and mine were generic as hell
ur name reminds me of a long lost friend :(
an online friend that
went offline one day
and never came back
just praying that being non-cs helped me stand out
beef stew 
u sure lmao
THE beef stew???
non-cs being a strong point in an app ;-;
yeah lol
Bookworm adventures??
Ok
lets hope this essay makes it LMAO
i also did it about dnd cause y not
250k apps lmao
lmfao
HEY MY ALT IS MECH ENG
How many hours is UCLA out in again?
I think itโs 5pm pst right
oh ok my bad
Idfk anymore
Any east coasters
๐ซ
woah
Itโs a good essay!
major selection in ohio
Even if I get in I doubt Iโll get aid
yes
me
idk what i was doing
ty, if its my shittiest essay yet decent. Lets hope other essays pull through lmao
i wrote about bicycles
this timeline is probably more impressive than the essay tho lmfao. This timeline is my sleep deprivation
I wrote about cosmology
I can tell what major you are just by looking at the 5 campus
I was going to write about video game photography ๐ญ
Video editing
So glad I scrapped that essay
I love scu so much
alr im going off this thread probably forever unless i get into ucla bc then ill come back post my pic with ucla blue hair. all the best to y'all for all the decisions! everything's going to work out in the end! = )
Half my tuition paid for cuz scholarship they gave me
Honestly all my UC essays slapped
im shitting my pants in general
Ong
my ass one was community bc i didnt put as much effort as the others in it
the official number of apps for uclaโs fall 2023 is nearly 170k, which is a slight decrease from 2022โs 175k, but still an obscene number nonetheless, so good luck
meanwhile berkeley has about 125k apps for the 2023 cycle, lmao
same
berkeley is still better
iโve done so much community work but my essay was so bad
ucla has always been the top most applied-to university for many years straight
ya
isnt like 30k of this transfers?
im praying for you nacho
๐
Do we still think la and sd releasing today?
Fuck I want all of em badly
yes
3:30 uci, 4:30 sd, 5 la
Nachoeese
Thanks
about 24k are transfers, so that makes 146k freshman apps, which is still an insane number lol
Two of my essays were good
dw they make sure you're out of school first
WAIT TODAY UCI AS WELL?
this is so toxic for uci rejects then
excited for UCSD and UCLA decisions
like if i dont get it at 3 pm
Awh ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ good luck
am i rejected
Did any release?
My essays and ecs were godly but my grades suck lol
no
Congratulations! Youโre rejected!
Fr lmao
IS TODAY UCI AS WELL
my grades and ECs were good but my essays are eh
yee
Evidently
yes
WHEN IS UCI TODAY
Iโm mid in everything
samee lmao
OMG YAY IST HUMAN
nah that's san diego
uci is 3:30 pm pst
3 pst
You mean Indian time zone amirite
yea
Here it is
Okay so 5am UCI and when is UCLA ๐ญ
UCLA 5 pm pst
half an hour later ๐
๐ our sleep is so fucked
Shleep
rippp
cwatttyy
oh yeah

my dog curls up like that every time i get home lmao
I'll be sleeping at that time ๐ซ
he's basically a cat
bro one of my friends had bentley and babson just come out. uva in 14 mins from now and applied sd la and irvine
Watch everyone check it at 5 and then UCLA announces itโs the 24th
Guys
I have a video of him pretending to be asleep and peeking with one eye to see if I'm coming
i vibe with your name
When is UCLA and UCSD ? Time?
Ikr Iโve had it for months
id kill ucla
u dont understand
what time irvine ish
id kill for ucla*?
based on last years
Cop???
3:30 pst
no if they released next friday id kill them
same tho same
Isn't purdue releasing in 10 min
Burdue
this is the uc thread not purdue ๐
John Wooden university
(UCLA reference)
wait which ucs are releasing today
Had to keep it on topic
and when
uci at 3:30 pst, sd at 4:30, la at 5
good luck everyone ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
UC this, UC that, I just wanna grill for godโs sake!
based on previous data, nothing is confirmed 100%
UCI is in like an hour and 40 minutes
oh noโฆ.
uc deez ๐ฅ
ahahaha
Bentley a good school ?
I would even be happy with a waitlist from UCLA
Got in
thanks pal

When does Purdue come out
Ur mom
@gilded scroll
this is the uc thread

no

One of the best UCLA ppl of all time went to Purdue๐คทโโ๏ธ
Why do we think that UCLA and UCI come out today

benz even said himself he is not cut out to be mod
UCLA portal is down
ur late
and UCI historically has released today
lmaoo
it was down since the morning
Is that why?
But their website says 30
thats why we expect it
Tbh idc about UCI they can reject me
by the 30th

not on the 30th
Just pls ucla and ucsd๐
yeah
damn tha k you squishy
tyyy
yes.
Yes
nice
INCREDIBLE
3pm pst?
what time for ucla and cal
la 5 pm pst
cal is at 30th
alr
Do yk the time for ucsd
Alr bet thanks ๐
did you like the espeon plush
I am hungry
thanks
what
What?
They are not released together ?
thats what they did last year
what about the lefeon plush
kinda of
i dont think i have leafeon
again, none of these r confirmed
what is bro waffling about you have leafeon
OMG I UT ON
NO WAYY
ITS OUT
WTF
NONNIVRE
What
๐ต
90 minutes till UCI
I checked my Mail
No I donโt I think
๐ญ
ahhhhhh
Also I think UCLA released 2years ago around 28th
Who even are you and why is your yoshi pfp so damn ugly
Why is it so hard for some schools to just give a set and specific date
Ifkr
lmao
nice try john smith
dont do me like that bb
๐ญ I was opening my laptop fucking hell
because
you know me anbun
I feel like they get their kicks off frm watching students suffer
wait who
asked
colleges
Asked
specifically aos
idk who asked is๐
bro is majoring in the discovery of grass ๐
Coming today ๐
yep
prob
Then I am rejected because I did not get asked for an interview by their TFT school
Y'all we've been over this. UCLA today, around 5 p.m. with like 80% certainty.

cali time?
Yes, PST.
phd in the study of botany ๐คซ
bro got a nobel prize for world peace for staying indoors
come *back here little man
๐
what can i say except your welcome
will anything come out at like 3
I will make sure to!!
thank you my lovely supporter.
What time does UCLA come out again?
bro is coming out from under his bridge ๐
There's speculation Irvine will come out at 3 p.m. PST, and SD will come out at 4 p.m. PST
UCI=UC Irrelevant
Based on what tho
Precedent?
Past years
for the past 5 hes
University of Chinese immigrants
Uc Irvine
rude
lmao
Itโs true
rude
Irvine is near like Disneyland for reference
which is nice
Somebody pin!!!
sd is near sea world for reference
The Asian food in Irvine is literally so legit tho
Itโs a borderline official nickname lol
ucla is near la for reference
Wow u just left out Lego land like that?
r u a child
L
lego land is for children
Legos arenโt just for children
is said legoland
legos are cool
but expensive af
how does a piece of plastic cost that much
We got to pin this
Ur fucking delusuonal
best place ever
Lego> most hobbies u have
I remember coming home from one when I was a kid with two new lego sets
Legoland cool asf still
best thing I ever used to do
no u
not even the joy of college admissions acceptance will match the joy of getting a lego set as a kid
Whoโs the secret ao in the chat rn ๐ฅธ ๐ง
me
I am praying yall dont get in so my friends have more spots
Me. 500k PayPal for acceptance.
we looked and we accepted you already
Swag
you got full ride
Am in included
Lovely
I*
@tender elm
You already got rejected I just talked to an AO
@rocky thunder we should go to the same school
man has sent 25k messages
Apush 2.0
Double it and give it to the next person
Ugh
I'm going up to a temple in India today to ask the gods to reject you just out of spite
Average lol player social awareness
go for it
I wont get in anyways
APUSH is easy
didnt apply ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I donโt get how ppl thought apush was hard
Apush > whap
Me rn
Not talking abt difficulty. Had same period
im the opp
??
ap euro was way harder than apush
catch me outside
im going with yang and leo
how likely is it that I get into my second major at UCLA
we waiting for bekrely
berk is far off
ye
Berk last day of March
yall dont have a shot anyways compared to the academic weapons im friends with
Bro yall joining Berkeleys val team
im saying me n my friends r planning on going to some UC together
if i get in to sd today, the first thing i want to do is meet u
Teemo main
benz is my idol
AO here, we rejected them
except for the fact he wants to be mod
wtf
that disgusts me
Based
ucsd runs in my blood ๐
nah they dont have shitty ass gpa's like you
my dad and brother both went
k
im praying
Ong
im blessed
Benz adopt my son
Bro chillllll
Their essays sucked with 0 ecs sadly.
bro is mad
Ur gpa is literally lower than my balls
ur english looks like a 1st grader compared to their writing
0h hell naw
That is a crazy insult
how could i be mad if i didnt apply XDXDXD
My gpa is 3.91 ๐ญ
fr he has to try hard to get to 3 in two different ways
@rocky thunder has a higher GPA than me tho
why did you apply to UC's
didnโt they get cut off too
๐คฃ
I had a B+ for one semester of trig and Iโm going into STEM do I have a shot at LA?
WDYM
you need a competitive gpa for them
hi
IS THAT TOO LOW
transfer apps tho
hi
Fuck u junsu
@unique shoal
theres like 25k of those
WHAT HAPPENEDDDD
LMFAOOOO
Wow itโs because Iโm Mexican isnโt it
Literally a 7th grader out here trollin
LMAOOOOOO
IS IT LOW
got 4.04 capped so I'm out here good
LEIGH
Bro is prolly in Alg 2
nico honestly idk why u would ever admit that
nah bro is probably stuck in arithmetic 1
batman himself could not beat that info out of me
how many professors did yall research with
I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED
ITS TRUE ITS TRUE
couple
Only 9
I WASNT THINKING CORRECTLY IN TJAT CSR RIDE
dawg
did anyone else recieve an email from ucsd
3.91 is a competitive gpa for UCs donโt listen to this mf
Bro still tryna figure out why the cow says moo
NOT AN EXCUSE FOR ADMITTING THAT BUDDY
๐คฃ
WTF 3.91/4 IS LOW FOR UCS? I AM AN INTERNATIONAL AND I CANT HAVE WEIGHTED
Wait mfer how tf do u know abt it
you might need to rizz the AO
do you wanna know ๐
for international u should be chill
@undone wigeon fuck u
bro did 4 years of research at UC Davis on if he can drink unpasteurized milk
LMFAO WTF
I know someone with a 3.6 that got into UCLA
everyone knows
Wtf
@silent portal youโre unfunny dawg ๐

thatโs true ๐
Fuck u
jitslayer fr the most unlikable here lmao
you remind me of an enderman
Thatโs actually kind of true
ITS TRUE ITS TRUE
How did you know
I'm not carrying u in val
Jitslayer prolly failed out of algebra 1
ion need you
3 hrs?
iโm better
I'm p sure he did
ayo @tender elm annihilate this man
Nacho varga
at least im not getting rejected from UC's
!uci
unrelated but is someone here good with physics?
whoa
Thanks
ty
same
Lol
I wonder why
what just happened
Whatโs the upcoming releases?
.
AAAAHHH HALF AN HOUR LEFT
Arent they at 5 pst
Which is in 2.5 hrs
Thatโs just ucla
uci is 3:30
for UCI?
UCLA
pst
uci?
Ohh
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1 hr
Ye should be the first one
Real and true
๐ซ
Whens ucsd
4:30 apparently
Oh
Why is uc so quirky
Ty
Oh thatโs not a good one
I did not expect this
Oh
Kk
based on last yearโs data
Nvmm 1 hour
from my eternal madnesss
Why does it say march 18
of telling timesss
OH
Good luck guys
BASED ON PAST

last years data
i see
i can stoppppop
i have repeated the times too many times to countttt
ok let me wallow in panic now
best of luck to all of you!!!
So if u donโt get Irvine early, ur most likely waitlisted/rejected
At 3:30
around
did anyone get this "The resource you requested requires you to re-authenticate. You may also log out and log back in as another user" on their uci portal
help!
is that so? lmk if you want to hear more about our rl program lol
guys please to maintain your sanity and mental health just check your portals after 5pm
again this is past years, so nothing is confirmed 100%
lmaoo what sanity (i have nothing to do in class and i have concert at 5)
why ๐
IT'S OUT
shut up
what is
no it fucking isnt stop
UCLA
Shut up


