ALL UC MEGATHREAD 🐻🐮🐴🐻🐱🐶🔱🤠🐌 (2022-2023)

[sharp orchid]

lmfao

[ripe cypress]

Fr

[cunning iron]

Some of y’all have like 6 figure startups 😭

[sharp orchid]

we have no option but being 10x cracked to even stand a chance

[cunning iron]

I can’t even get an internship

[ripe cypress]

For intls admissions seems like a lottery

[sharp orchid]

and thats just to stand a chance

and you know whats worse?

I am not that cracked 😭

[meager wren]

it really is

[sharp orchid]

I am the only regular int’l

💀

[meager wren]

this is the life of an int'l

[ripe cypress]

Me too

[sharp orchid]

dunno why I even bothered with the ivies

[ripe cypress]

I'm like above avg i think

🙏

[sharp orchid]

above avg. not enough for an int’l in ivies tho

sadly

[cunning iron]

Shit my cousin’s in the US but she doesn’t have a green card or citizenship

[ripe cypress]

Ra

Yea

[cunning iron]

She’s not all that studious either

[gilded scroll]

What does this mean

[ripe cypress]

If only my parents had fucked in the usa 😔

[gilded scroll]

Good or bad

Oh

[meager wren]

LOL

bro i moved int'l my junior year

worst decision ever

[kind kestrel]

LOl

[calm atlas]

too hard to get in

[ripe cypress]

Istg intl mfs who were born in the us but live in India piss me the fuck off

[meager wren]

oop

[sharp orchid]

no but fr

just why

[ripe cypress]

They get the advantage of acting oos

[zinc bison]

me.....

[sharp orchid]

like be born in the US only to go back into india

💀

[ripe cypress]

But living here

[meager wren]

what's oos

[kind kestrel]

but why

[ripe cypress]

Out of state

[meager wren]

o

[zinc bison]

hey man not my decision was my parents

[sharp orchid]

@gilded kindle lmao

[gilded scroll]

Imagine getting rejected cmu scs 🥱🥱🥱couldn’t be me

[ripe cypress]

Na but public schools in usa are shit

[cunning iron]

Okay but why do colleges prefer domestic

Is it bc of tax dollars

[zinc bison]

no idea

[tawdry zenith]

same boat

[kind kestrel]

bc it’s a state college system i think

[ripe cypress]

American college = more american students

[tawdry zenith]

applying as us citizen but oos for everywhere

[sharp orchid]

no, the curriculumn is but schools are still better lmfao

[tawdry zenith]

not helpful at UIUC

[cunning iron]

What about for private

[tawdry zenith]

if only i lived there for a year smh

[cunning iron]

Shouldn’t they prioritize getting the best

[calm atlas]

why r u applying UCs then

[gilded scroll]

(I got deferred 💀)

[ripe cypress]

Public schools not public colleges

[sharp orchid]

imagine the hate if the entire uni. was mostly int’l kiddos

[zinc bison]

lol.. my parents had an opportunity to move back to the States but my sister and I changed their minds!

[calm atlas]

lol

good save

[ripe cypress]

Ucb 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[calm atlas]

ucb 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[cunning iron]

It doesn’t have to be all

But like 50/50

[zinc bison]

UCI clears unfortunately

[cunning iron]

75/25 domestic?

[ripe cypress]

Na but still, conservatives would go mad

[sharp orchid]

thats already what it is

[rotund socket]

I hate how oos acceptance rates higher than in state when they fick our parents on taxes

[sharp orchid]

homie

we have braincells

[ripe cypress]

"those goddamn immigrants taking american seats in colleges"

[sharp orchid]

but most people

don’t

if this happened fr, some americans would go so mad lmao

*most

[zinc bison]

I think this is only applicable to most top public unis (like UCLA!!)

[sharp orchid]

most in any country would tbh

[rotund socket]

No irvine is the biggest one

[cunning iron]

Yeah I guess but America’s the country of immigrants, I feel like most of our success Chas come from immigrants honestly lol

[rotund socket]

But it applies to ucsb ucd ycsd

[ripe cypress]

The reputation of Americans around the world in terms of intelligence is really bad

[rotund socket]

Ucsd*

[cunning iron]

We’re investing into the future

[rotund socket]

Ucb

[young shale]

its like 40% immigrantrs

[ripe cypress]

America was founded as a country for immigrants. It had open borders for most of its history

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

[meager wren]

guys

i have a really scary math joke

but im 2^2 to say it

[ripe cypress]

-liberty milf

[ripe cypress]

Oh fuck right off

[meager wren]

BAHHAHAHAHHA

[cunning iron]

That was a good one lol

[ripe cypress]

Smash or pass: Statue of Liberty

[gilded scroll]

Person below me will be accepted into ucla today

[ripe cypress]

Yo

[crisp flame]

how do UCs even know what courses are available at your school?

[cunning iron]

Smash tbh

[meager wren]

tyty im glad u liked it

[balmy cedar]

what time is ucla out

[ripe cypress]

Same 🫂

[balmy cedar]

and ucsd

[grave lodge]

5 pm

pst

[gilded scroll]

Person below me will be accepted into ucsd today

[grave lodge]

for la

[ripe cypress]

Smash or pass: the famous Abe Lincoln statue

[grave lodge]

4:30 pm maybe for ucsd

[meager wren]

anyone wanna hear another joke

[cunning iron]

I’m straight but she’s hot man. All the liberty you know?

[meager wren]

bad for cowboy

[ripe cypress]

Fr as a straight guy one appreciates her beauty

[meager wren]

okay lemme tell another joke

[ripe cypress]

💀 xD

[meager wren]

i sued the airline company for losing my luggage

sadly, i lost the case

:(

[ripe cypress]

I will send your soul to the depths of hell

[meager wren]

LMAOOO

[cunning iron]

Haha not bad

[meager wren]

u gotta admit that's p good right

thank u thank u

[ripe cypress]

Zelda pfp L

[meager wren]

why didn't the penny go to jail

[ripe cypress]

It's good

[cunning iron]

Shut your dirty mouth

[meager wren]

bc he was inno-cent

[ripe cypress]

I love Zelda but that pic looks like it came out of a hentai

[meager wren]

ayo

[cunning iron]

Hold up

Does it actually

[meager wren]

he's speaking from personal experience

[vestal turret]

6-10 hours

left

[ripe cypress]

😭

[vestal turret]

fuck

[cunning iron]

I literally changed it to this a week ago 😭😭

[meager wren]

HAHHA ANOO

it's fineee

[ripe cypress]

Imagine you stay awake all night but decisions don't come

[meager wren]

okay okay

[vestal turret]

ill

[meager wren]

what noise does a french police car make

[vestal turret]

idk

what ill do

[ripe cypress]

Oui oui?

[meager wren]

oui woo oui woo

man

[ripe cypress]

Oui woo

Fuck

[meager wren]

wp

[bright frigate]

just sleep the whole day

[ripe cypress]

Assassinate the AOs

[cunning iron]

This perfectly sums up my 4 years in French

[grave lodge]

i have a concert right when decisions comes out lmaoo

[ripe cypress]

I learn French for 3 years and forgot everything

[grave lodge]

ill be performing and crying at the same time

[cunning iron]

Don’t look dude

[ripe cypress]

💀maybe it's a sign?

[cunning iron]

Did that once

[meager wren]

HAHAHAH

[ripe cypress]

UCLA is a party school afterall

[cunning iron]

And my parents said I looked depressed the entire concert

[ripe cypress]

Maybe you playing at a concert is a sign you get in

[grave lodge]

nah imma be waitlisted again

[cunning iron]

I was second chair too 😭

[grave lodge]

this is gonna be me fr

[cunning iron]

Nahhh think good thoughts

Will it into being

On a scale of 1-10 how badly do y’all want to get into UCLA

Me it’s like a 6

[young shale]

6 same

[grave lodge]

like 8

[young shale]

good school but its LA

dangerous outside of beverly hills

esp downtown

[cunning iron]

That OOS cost 😭

[grave lodge]

im in state

so worth it

[young shale]

imagine in state we pay literally nothing

just housing

[cunning iron]

And my brother would become an Asian male in CS living in Cali

Probably close to the bay too

I can’t do that to him 😭

[grave lodge]

i live at the bay

and i see ur concerns

[young shale]

THE BAY IS SO FUNNNN

[cunning iron]

Nah those collegeresults posts

He’s smarter than me and definitely more capable

[tawny geyser]

I hope not

[cunning iron]

But like

[tawny geyser]

Nah don’t underestimate yourself

That ain’t the way

[ripe cypress]

Fr

Never think less of yourself

Stay confident

[cunning iron]

Haha thanks but it’s facts

He’s in 8th grade

And already grinding for ivies 💀

Wants to get into Caltech

[ripe cypress]

You're gonna pave that way for him

You're his elder sibling

[tawny geyser]

That’s quite the early start mhm yea

[cunning iron]

Fr I hope so

[young shale]

thats too early wtff mans gonna be stressed for life

[ripe cypress]

Also If he's starting that early, do you think he enjoys his time as much as you did in 8th grade?

[tawny geyser]

You know they’re lucky to have us older siblings

[ripe cypress]

Fr

My Lil bro is in 6th grade rn

[cunning iron]

I mean he’s not being overly crazy with it

So yeah he’s fine as of now

[tawny geyser]

Like Archir says we pave their way

[sterile saffron]

What time does Irvine release

[young shale]

3:30 ish

[ripe cypress]

We bear the brunt of our parents expectations so they can live easy 🙏

[young shale]

thats when they released last year

[tawny geyser]

Exactly haha

[cunning iron]

I think it’s good he’s starting early bc we’re in small town Ohio. No research/internships/Olympiad stuff here

[grave lodge]

they released rj/wl at 5 pm

[tawny geyser]

Ah I see

[cunning iron]

I didn’t even know they existed until I started applying

[grave lodge]

most acceptances at 3:30

[cunning iron]

So I’m guiding him at least

[young shale]

ye so uh if u dont get it by 4

bad news for uci

[sterile saffron]

Got it

Thanks

[young shale]

rejection rejection we just got rejected!!

[cunning iron]

Good luck!

[young shale]

gll

[sterile saffron]

You too!

[grave lodge]

glll

[ripe cypress]

I hope you're not in East palestine

[young shale]

irvines a good place to live in super safe so choose uci

fr

[ripe cypress]

If you are change your town name to east Israel for federal aid

[tawny geyser]

Gonna go sleep and wait for my email

[calm atlas]

gl

I'm prolly sleeping early

to wake up in dawn lmfao

[cunning iron]

Close-ish but not

Luckily didn’t pick up any of the effects

Big news thing though

[twilit widget]

does anyone know what time uci come out?

[jagged wind]

3-5pm

ish

someone said 3:30

[young shale]

yeye

[vestal turret]

so 8 hours left

😔

[young shale]

😭 gl

[vestal turret]

am for me?

[ripe cypress]

Yes

[young shale]

pm pst

[ripe cypress]

330 am ist

[grave lodge]

oof gl

[rough gyro]

bro why cant the ucs be like clear as to when they releasing decisions 😭

[young shale]

theyre so silly!!

funny

[cunning iron]

Yeah what’s up with the mystery

[young shale]

keeping us stressed bc they just feel like it

[grave lodge]

extra puzzle solving element

[cunning iron]

They probably leaked the release date in an email

It’s a secret code

Whoever solves it gets in

[rough gyro]

istg if la and sd are like sike its next friday imma lose it

[young shale]

harrass the admissions office in person

[ripe cypress]

😭

[young shale]

yeaz

SRKT

[stoic torrent]

is ucla coming out today

[grave lodge]

yes

[ripe cypress]

Hercule Poirot on the uc admissions case

[grave lodge]

5 pm pst

[rough gyro]

possibly but no one knows for sure i dont think

[young shale]

but ucsd is for sure i think bc ealrier this week they kept on saying to get ready for deicisons

[rough gyro]

ok

[ripe cypress]

It's not confirmed is it

?

[rotund socket]

I'm going to go into a depression if I get rejected from everywhere

[young shale]

Community college here we come

TAG!!

[grave lodge]

not really but they’ve been hyping it up on social media

[ripe cypress]

If that happens will you really kns'27m?

[rotund socket]

Nah kms '23

[ripe cypress]

Aight bet

[marsh cove]

UCLA time????

[vestal turret]

ive already procrastinated and stopped studying 2 days ago

[ripe cypress]

😭 pls do it in a cool way

[stoic torrent]

even a2c discord changed their discord logo to ucla bruins

[vestal turret]

i cant do it anymore

[young shale]

here

everyones asking the same question lol its in pins

i think

[meager wren]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ripe cypress]

That's just benz

[young shale]

benz god saved us

[rough gyro]

i luckily have off today but its so annoying waiting for ucs and jhu

[ripe cypress]

😱😱😱

So scary

[meager wren]

sorry for scaring u man

[regal torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-today-todays-the-day-excited-gif-13929260

[ripe cypress]

Thanks for apologizing bro

[vestal turret]

U

C

L

A

[young shale]

go bruins

hahahahhaha

[vestal turret]

i wanna be a bruin ffs

[young shale]

the powell cat died ;(( tbh ucla isnt ucla without it

[ripe cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-john-cena-gif-18864860

The only UC i know is U (can't) C (me)

[ripe cypress]

What the fuck is a Powell cat

[young shale]

WHATT U DONT KNOW

hes so cute

[vestal turret]

nahhh u dont know?

(i dont know either)

[cunning iron]

HOW DO YOU ALL NOT KNOW

[vestal turret]

he the mascot or some shi?

[regal torrent]

UUUUUUU CCCCCCC LLLLLL AAAAAAAAA
UCLA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[young shale]

BABYYY

[vestal turret]

rip

[young shale]

hes been there for like a decade or smtn i think

saw him on campus last time and he was so friendly walking up to everybody

[ripe cypress]

Zamn

[young shale]

hes kinda loike the unoffical mascot

[ripe cypress]

The UCLA house cat

[vestal turret]

rip powell cat

[young shale]

yeppp they had a memorial on minecraft

[cunning iron]

RIP Powell cat

[ripe cypress]

Can't wait for some UCLA student to build a robotic replica next year

[quiet night]

I'm more worried about my school quiz bowl than college decisions lmao

[young shale]

they better make a statue

[ripe cypress]

Guys if we all get in can we make the new school pet a cockroach 🙏

[thick galleon]

We had an actual memorial too

[ripe cypress]

The Powell cockroach

[cunning iron]

No

That’s disrespectful

[ripe cypress]

Ugh

[young shale]

ah yes lets eat it

[calm atlas]

THIS IS SO SCARY

[cunning iron]

Name him something else

[ripe cypress]

It would be funny tho

[cunning iron]

Like Bob

[quiet night]

There's this 15 year old kid in our senior class I gotta compete against and he's been in every math and science class and studies encyclopedias for fun

I got no chance of winning

[ripe cypress]

The LA roach

[young shale]

name it randal randal the cicjraicg

[cunning iron]

15?!

Damn

[young shale]

BRO??? WTF hes depressed

no life

[calm atlas]

why isnt uci in the server icon 😭

[young shale]

tryhad

idk

[ripe cypress]

Bro he's already gotten a likely from mit

[young shale]

they stay hating

[quiet night]

He was taking calc BC when 11 when he was in our freshman class

[cunning iron]

Honestly ngl I used to have an ego about my intelligence

[young shale]

wtf????

[ripe cypress]

😭 i feel bad for this kid

[cunning iron]

Then I came on here 😭

[young shale]

same

[ripe cypress]

His social life's probably fucked

[young shale]

got humbled

[ripe cypress]

Same

[quiet night]

It is

[cunning iron]

I’m actually very average compared to everyone else but you know what that’s okay

[young shale]

thats ok colleges suck

[cunning iron]

I know a kid like that

[quiet night]

He doesn't even want to go to a prestigious university but counselor pressured him to apply to harvard

[cunning iron]

Wut

[west badger]

lmfao is purdue today also

[young shale]

every professor ive talked to say that employeers really dont care abt what college u go to

unless ur like top of mit

[cunning iron]

Yeah supposedly

[ripe cypress]

😢 were gonna get another unabomber

[cunning iron]

Good luck!

[west badger]

ig

dire

so

[quiet night]

Lmao

[junior bone]

why do you think they are professors

[west badger]

anyone know what time UCI UCSD and UCLA are gonna be

around 5 pst?

or spread across

[cunning iron]

5 pst for UCLA

[young shale]

naw theyre all old and used to work at like nasa and stuff

theyve been there

and done that

[stray apex]

6 hours-8hours left

My comrades we have come this far

[young shale]

this is it fr

[grave lodge]

help im dying

[young shale]

whelp

[stray apex]

bruv go back to class

[cunning iron]

You guys will be fine

[junior bone]

old people had much less college graduate competition

[rotund socket]

If I don't get in with good ecs good essays and great grades imma cry

[young shale]

ill burn down uci for u guys if u guys get rejected

[junior bone]

💀

[cunning iron]

Y’all are so smart fr

[grave lodge]

sd is 4:30 and i is around 3:30

[rotund socket]

I've only gotten into scu

[grave lodge]

at leadt it was last year

[cunning iron]

can you do that to UCLA too or no

[rough gyro]

et or pt

[young shale]

naw too far

[stray apex]

im hella nervous

its gg

[young shale]

im like 5 min away from uci rn

[grave lodge]

pst

[young shale]

so close

doing it for good luck

[rough gyro]

ok

[west badger]

im so sad

330 then 430 then 5

rip

[young shale]

yeeepp

honestly i woukd sleep it off and then open all of them at once

bc its annoying waiting a hour for each release

[cunning iron]

Yes then you can pretend it was all a bad dream

[young shale]

so nervewraking

yep

and gaskight urself that these colleges never existed in the first oalce

[cunning iron]

Ofc

[cunning iron]

Had that on public ivy day

Well it was two hours apart

Got waitlisted and two rejections 😭

[young shale]

yikes u have to wait that long??

[meager wren]

do u ever feel

like a plastic bag

[fresh sigil]

isnt ucsd 3 PST?

[young shale]

naw like 4:30 pst

[grave lodge]

at least it was last year

[meager wren]

drifting through the wind

[fresh sigil]

someone said 3PST

[grave lodge]

no ones too sure yet

[fresh sigil]

idk why but yeah 3pst was the guess

[young shale]

imagiune if they dont even release any decisions today

[cunning iron]

Yes because I could suffocate someone

[young shale]

and all the stress was for nothing

[ripe cypress]

Hearing the joker sing this has forever altered my perception of this song

[fresh sigil]

nah UCLA has prepared its portal and stuff

[meager wren]

LOL

[fresh sigil]

and UCSD said mid march\

[grave lodge]

ahhhhhhhh

[meager wren]

o.o

[cinder sun]

Should be today for UCI UCSD UCLA

[grave lodge]

yes

imma doe

[knotty lion]

SPAM THIS BRUIN 🐴🐴🐴 SO UCLA DONT GET RUINED

[ripe cypress]

Fr

[rotund socket]

Comp sci rates making me realize a 4.5 isn't good enough

[calm atlas]

I'm going 5/5 today

[calm atlas]

Facts

it's not all about gpa tho

Ur ecs gotta be good too lil bro

[sterile horizon]

Same hopefully

[rotund socket]

I have good ecs

Good essays too

💀 🔫

🔫

[meager wren]

D: its okay u got this

[grave lodge]

imma stay at 0/6 forever

all wl

let me cri in a corner

[fresh sigil]

bro if UCLA CS takes me im giving them my deposit

[calm atlas]

bro if UCLA CS took me I'd give them head

With my deposit

[vague moth]

got rejected from ucsc and davis but im getting into ucla 💪

[calm atlas]

guys this punk ass motherfucker is the only thing getting me through tonight

[cunning iron]

I have trash ECs

[tired oar]

Good luck to everyone

[cunning iron]

But my essays actually hold up

Wtf

[arctic swift]

UCs care a lot more about your ECs and essays

cuz test blind

[cunning iron]

Fantastic 💀

[quiet night]

My essays are trash ECs ok

[vestal turret]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

MY FUCKING DUCK

I can’t

to not get nervous i’m going to the scariest horror escape room here with actors tjay hit you and everything

my socks go hard

ANYWAY IM SO FUCKING NErvoUS

[grave lodge]

ull be fineee

[vestal turret]

but but storm how do you know

[ripe cypress]

Guys.i want your honest opinions

[vestal turret]

yes archir

[ripe cypress]

Is UCLA ee better or UIUC ee better?

[lusty arch]

Is only ucla coming today?

[vestal turret]

idk tbh

[vestal turret]

all 3 are speculations

[ripe cypress]

UCSD and uci too prolly

[vestal turret]

uci, ucsd, and ucla

probably either today or next friday

no most defo

[sterile horizon]

I don’t want to wait another Friday

[vestal turret]

but probably today

[lusty arch]

I'm already stressed abt johns hopkins

[vestal turret]

same

[sterile horizon]

Though ucla is highly today cus of ucla alumni scholorship reading starting tmr

[vestal turret]

WHAT

SO ITS 100% TODAYv

??

[lusty arch]

USC vs UCLA

[sterile horizon]

Not 100% but very likely

[vestal turret]

🔫🔫

[cinder sun]

i expect 1-2

[calm atlas]

Did any decisions release

[vestal turret]

micah yoo

no not yet

[calm atlas]

I j woke up

[vestal turret]

it’s 8:30 pm here HAHAHA

good morning

[languid coral]

wait its today???

[vestal turret]

yup

[languid coral]

LOL good night

[kind kestrel]

AHHHHH

I can’t no more

[languid coral]

for everything or j ucsd?

[vestal turret]

i don’t think i’ll sleep bro

[kind kestrel]

[grave lodge]

ucla uci and ucsd

[kind kestrel]

i need acceptance

[languid coral]

NOOO LA TOO

[calm atlas]

Yea it’s just another 2.5 hours

[languid coral]

IM NOT READY

[kind kestrel]

[vestal turret]

what no way

micah don’t do this to me

[languid coral]

its coming out at 12 pst???

[vestal turret]

i thought they weren’t out for another 6 hours

[languid coral]

me after reading that

[calm atlas]

I’m tweaking I’m geeking

[grave lodge]

uci 3:30 pm par

ucsd 4:30 pm pst

[calm atlas]

Oh that sucks

[vestal turret]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grave lodge]

and ucla 5 pm pst

[vestal turret]

i can’t save no hoessss

[grave lodge]

not totally confirmed but likely these r the times

[vestal turret]

bro heroes and villains tho 😩

[daring lynx]

my friend got a liekly letter

[calm atlas]

frl

[kind kestrel]

[daring lynx]

is it a scam?

[kind kestrel]

for what

[daring lynx]

for ucla

comp sci

[vestal turret]

scam

[kind kestrel]

what did it say

[daring lynx]

is it a fake emial?

[vestal turret]

idk i’ve never heard of a ucla likely

[kind kestrel]

yea

[vestal turret]

might be cracked

[kind kestrel]

tell us what’s in the email

[daring lynx]

she has like a 5.0 gpa

so i think thats y

[kind kestrel]

u can’t get 5.0 for uc

[calm atlas]

uncapped you can

[daring lynx]

ya

she cured cancer tho

[lusty arch]

Yeee

[calm atlas]

💀 shutcho goofy ahh up

[daring lynx]

like dead aaa

usc'27?

[kind kestrel]

i cured hiv

with a 5.6 gpa

[daring lynx]

i have hiv

[kind kestrel]

president of the united states

[calm atlas]

yeah i was on the rowing team

[kind kestrel]

and i got a likely letter for ucb

[daring lynx]

ya she did too

[calm atlas]

Rejected

[grand bloom]

what are the timings today

[calm atlas]

Cuz yo ugly

[daring lynx]

uc;s come out at 12

[lusty arch]

Internet was discovered at UCLA, we should thank the uni

[daring lynx]

admissions officer told me

[amber magnet]

I have a 5.5 UC GPA and am the CEO and founder of a Fortune 500 how screwed am I?

[kind kestrel]

i pay 100k a year in tuition

[daring lynx]

my dad works in it

[calm atlas]

I am UCLA guys

[grave lodge]

3:30 uci, 4:30 sd, 5 la all pst

[daring lynx]

thats wrong storm

[calm atlas]

It's my fursona

[grave lodge]

it was last year

[lusty arch]

Why is there no thread for UK uniss

[vestal turret]

i have a 9. 2 gpa weighted and i interned at nasa how fucked am i 💔🤓

[kind kestrel]

fucked

[grave lodge]

not confirmed just based on last years data

[tropic jungle]

LMFAO

[kind kestrel]

u never getting in

[daring lynx]

id say u ahve no shot

[tropic jungle]

ur competeing against kids who cured cancer

u aint shit

[kind kestrel]

u gonna be majoring in toilet unclogging

[echo gust]

Seems kinda fire

[lusty arch]

competing against asians***

[daring lynx]

my friend is also a competitive eater

[kind kestrel]

hell nah

[tiny flare]

how many campuses did everyone apply to

[kind kestrel]

i ain’t winning

[daring lynx]

like she is as big as 10 people

[calm atlas]

5 UCs

[daring lynx]

does that mean she takes 10 spots?

[tropic jungle]

7 uc

[grave lodge]

6

[twilit helm]

what time is sd and la expecte

[calm atlas]

6

[daring lynx]

12

[lusty arch]

UCLA IS 60% ASIAN POPULATION

[calm atlas]

yo momma oclock

[daring lynx]

pst

[kind kestrel]

7

[calm atlas]

yea

[tiny flare]

i applied to 4 LOL

[twilit helm]

huh

12

[calm atlas]

3-5 for all of dem

[twilit helm]

or 7

[twilit helm]

O

[grave lodge]

4:30 and 5 pst based on last years data

[lusty arch]

I AM ASIAN YAYAYAYAY

[twilit helm]

getting u rescinded

[calm atlas]

Good luck

I am on the rowing team

[tiny flare]

congrats!!!!!!😊😊😊

[flat steeple]

Omg grats

[calm atlas]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886777898336399410/1075867047898132561/1075856952795603074.gif

[kind kestrel]

[nimble glen]

manifesting acceptances

[sharp orchid]

someone ping me when UCI and UCLA comes out!!!

[meager wren]

bro's gripping the dashboard with his toes

[worthy tangle]

rejected 😦
||this is preemptive ||

[kind kestrel]

YO SD IS OUT

[cyan moon]

Ca cap

[meager wren]

HAHHA funny

[grave lodge]

lmaoo

[meager wren]

cap cap

why did i check my email anyways 😢

[grave lodge]

prob not gonna come in email anyways

i bet portal release only

like every other uc

[rotund socket]

SD as in sdsu

Not ucsd

[meager wren]

every time i open the portal i think this is the congratulations gif

[calm atlas]

yeah ucd portal was updated at exactly 3 but the email came out like an hour late 😭😭

[meager wren]

god damni

[meager wren]

HAHHAHAHA

i actually forgot to make a portal

so i got my decision by email 💀

most anti climatic thing

[calm atlas]

same

[meager wren]

bc i forgot UCD was even coming out HAHHA

"oooh what's in my email toda- oh huh okay cool"

[calm atlas]

Me with UCSC

[fresh sigil]

brej UCSD please come out at 3

[calm atlas]

I'm asking them to delay just ur decision

[meager wren]

!ucsd

...?

[calm atlas]

How does 3/31 sound

[meager wren]

HAHAHAHA NAH U WRONG FOR THAT

[kind kestrel]

straight up rescind him after giving an acceptance letter

[calm atlas]

Imagine all UCs coming out next Friday

Not likely but imagine

Would be so funny

[meager wren]

imma go to sleep

[kind kestrel]

would’ve shit myself before next friday

[fresh sigil]

bro chillin with the USC acceptance so has no care for the UCs

[meager wren]

and when i awake, i shall recieve my decisions.

[kind kestrel]

reject, reject, reject

[calm atlas]

Nah I still care

UCLA

[cyan moon]

usc over ucla anyday

[kind kestrel]

wat major

[fresh sigil]

ah so you're team ucla

[calm atlas]

usc too expensive

[kind kestrel]

shut up

[calm atlas]

Neuroscience + Computer Science

[kind kestrel]

i c

[cyan moon]

and ucla isnt?

[calm atlas]

igo full ride tho

[calm atlas]

Yeah

[kind kestrel]

no

[grave lodge]

usc is twice ucla if in state

[calm atlas]

So I'm just waiting for everything to come out

[meager wren]

STOPPPP

[calm atlas]

Well from an in state perspective

[kind kestrel]

LOl

[meager wren]

:((

[kind kestrel]

what is bro on

[cyan moon]

full ride usc > ucla anything

[grave lodge]

frfr

but imagine full ride

[kind kestrel]

who getting full ride to usc anyways

LOL

[meager wren]

imma draw all of u getting into UCLA to manifest it for u guys :D

[calm atlas]

bro doing kickflips on USC meat

[meager wren]

brb

[calm atlas]

But yeah

[sharp orchid]

guys

remember

if you think the anxiety will kill you

withdraw in advance

[calm atlas]

Kick flips is crazy

[cyan moon]

Dawg ur the one with usc'27 u should be meat riding

[sharp orchid]

for us

[calm atlas]

but the idea of taking up someone's spot in UCLA 😈

[kind kestrel]

agree

[calm atlas]

just kidding

[grave lodge]

lmaoo

[calm atlas]

I'm not evil

[meager wren]

here

!!

[kind kestrel]

if u r scared of ejection

rejection

just withdraw

no anxiety, no stress

[calm atlas]

you withdraw first

[meager wren]

!

[kind kestrel]

no u do it first

i’ll come after

[meager wren]

fr

[calm atlas]

no

[kind kestrel]

lady first

[calm atlas]

Follow the leader

U da leder

[kind kestrel]

nah it’s a tradition

i respect u the most so i’ll leave the spot for u

[crisp flame]

$20 usd for everyone that withdraws

[calm atlas]

riga will give head to everyone who drops

[kind kestrel]

yes

sloppy

[meager wren]

BET

brb

[kind kestrel]

deepthroat

[meager wren]

ew nvm

[kind kestrel]

what

if u want it sloppy u gotta go deep

[tropic jungle]

judgement day today

?????????????????

[calm atlas]

no they pushed back decisions to next week

[tropic jungle]

fr?

I CANT WAIT ANYMRE

[calm atlas]

I do a bit of tomfoolery

[tropic jungle]

BRU

[grave lodge]

lmaoo

[kind kestrel]

u right

[west badger]

lol

[grave lodge]

imagine if they push fr

[kind kestrel]

UCSD posted release date on their instagram just 10 mins ago

check it

it’s next week

[tropic jungle]

I AM COMMITTED TO UCLA
I AM COMMITTED TO UCLA
I AM COMMITTED TO UCLA

manifest guys

[sharp orchid]

ooof for those hoping for UCSD

[kind kestrel]

yea sad times

thought it would be today

[quiet night]

Bruhhh

UCSD scam

[west badger]

aait where

which instagram account tf

[kind kestrel]

ucsdadmission

[west badger]

😑

[calm atlas]

bruh

[wispy pebble]

i

[kind kestrel]

LOL

[calm atlas]

UCLA

[west badger]

rip

[vivid shell]

It’s both there

[wispy pebble]

yall suck

[vivid shell]

Where?

They posted are yg excited for admission release a week ago

[kind kestrel]

nah man

it should be there

[tropic jungle]

bro does a little bit of tomfoolery

[wispy pebble]

i think theyre scamming

[kind kestrel]

3/24

[grave lodge]

lmao

[wispy pebble]

stop scaring

me

my heart cant take

[kind kestrel]

wym

[grave lodge]

ppl have trust issues here

[vivid shell]

It’s not there 😭

[cyan moon]

Stop

[vivid shell]

I follow them too

[cyan moon]

u play to much

[calm atlas]

what's going on

[west badger]

this riga guy be playin

[kind kestrel]

🤣

[cyan moon]

@vagrant briar can u mute this dude?

[wispy pebble]

riga is a stink poopoo head liar 😡😡😡

[grave lodge]

gg

[quiet night]

Is it not delayed lmao

[grave lodge]

no prob not

[quiet night]

This fucker

[frail trail]

soooo its still today?

[grave lodge]

its prob today

most likely

nothing 100% tho

[kind kestrel]

ain’t no way y’all falling for it

[wispy pebble]

probably today unless we get ACTUAL info

[grave lodge]

ikr

[frail trail]

bruh
just goes to show how nervous we all are lmao

[grave lodge]

i was laughing

[kind kestrel]

LMAO

[grave lodge]

ppl have trust issue fr

[fresh sigil]

admissions aint gonna fall to pick up your file when it falls in the bin\

[kind kestrel]

dam

[fresh sigil]

bro like fr please dont give me a heart attack i have to pull an all nighter today for the results

[grave lodge]

gll

[fresh sigil]

🥲

[kind kestrel]

😂

[quiet night]

Should I open my decisions at work or go home then open

[dawn zealot]

open w friends

[kind kestrel]

why all night we

[dawn zealot]

best option

[kind kestrel]

bigger

[dawn zealot]

you get forced to not cry

[kind kestrel]

just go to bed

[quiet night]

Bro

[kind kestrel]

I WANTED TO SAY

NIGHTER

[dawn zealot]

sure buddy

[kind kestrel]

ALL NIGHTER

[quiet night]

Ain't no way

[kind kestrel]

DUDE

[grand bloom]

gonna do all nighter

[kind kestrel]

AUTOCORRECT

[quiet night]

Ayo we need carly in here

[grand bloom]

first we go clubbing

then I come back at 3:30 am and get my free Irvine dub

[fresh sigil]

bro im legit brown hahahahahahah

[grand bloom]

inchallah

[kind kestrel]

LOL

nighter

[tender raft]

Hi

[grave lodge]

gl guyss

[kind kestrel]

hi

[kind kestrel]

7 more hours to go

[zealous sinew]

the confidence brother

[grave lodge]

abhhhh

[tender raft]

Dont troll.

[calm atlas]

🤬👹🤬

[tender raft]

Unless it wasnt

[calm atlas]

[tender raft]

Idk whats happening here

😭

[calm atlas]

Uc

[tender raft]

I was told to come

[grave lodge]

riga just trolligg bc everyone

[tender raft]

Good afternoon

[grave lodge]

giving them trust issues

[cyan moon]

Rigas being mean

[calm atlas]

You got deployed in the wrong front lines cadet

[quiet night]

@tender raft he also said this

Wait it got deleted lmao

[tender raft]

I saw but they meant to type allnighter

😭

[calm atlas]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quiet night]

Ye lmao

[tender raft]

Context

[quiet night]

Fuck you

Stop trolling

[kind kestrel]

chill out

[calm atlas]

guyss

[quiet night]

Lmao

[kind kestrel]

ur ass prob pulled an all nighter drinking 10 cups of coffee huh

[calm atlas]

Drink water

[kind kestrel]

[sharp orchid]

GUYS CAN SOMEONE PING ME WHEN ITS OUT

sorry capslock fuck

but still

[calm atlas]

Water break

[sharp orchid]

UCLA and UCI ping pong pls

[kind kestrel]

@sharp orchid i gotchu

[quiet night]

Nah I'd drink chai instead

[calm atlas]

im going to manifest

[sharp orchid]

100% got me right, don’t ya dare forget 🔫

[quiet night]

Idc about decisions today

[sharp orchid]

I don’t get email notifs until like 2 hours of the email and don’t want to recheck like every 10 min

[kind kestrel]

i gotchu 120%

[sharp orchid]

hence why i want someone to ping me lol

thank you

[kind kestrel]

why

[quiet night]

Got into UCD, chilling rn

[kind kestrel]

what’s ucd

[calm atlas]

UC dick

[kind kestrel]

never heard of that

[sharp orchid]

my name

*nickname

[kind kestrel]

[kind kestrel]

new campus?

[calm atlas]

how many hours

noone knows

could be 5 could be 173

[calm atlas]

Yeah in my pants

[kind kestrel]

shit housing covered?

[calm atlas]

..

[kind kestrel]

what does 2P mean

[calm atlas]

Negotiable

2 pending

[grave lodge]

5-7 hrs

most likely

[calm atlas]

🙏

7 hours

[tropic jungle]

so nervy

[calm atlas]

hearts racing

[tropic jungle]

150 hours a week 😭

[calm atlas]

pls UCLA

[kind kestrel]

what major

[tropic jungle]

ucla gonna be like this guy active as fuck

[kind kestrel]

i’ll do a prediction

[tropic jungle]

bro other day ppl were putting stats into chatgpt to get their predictions

[kind kestrel]

chatgpt predicting the future

[tropic jungle]

i was one of them ngl

[calm atlas]

predict me @kind kestrel

[sharp orchid]

no

[kind kestrel]

what’s ur gpa

[sharp orchid]

carl bot best prediction

[kind kestrel]

ur major

[calm atlas]

🙏

4.25 poli sci

[sharp orchid]

!chance UC Irvine

[calm atlas]

what did u ask it

[kind kestrel]

0% rejected

[sharp orchid]

!chance UCLA

[calm atlas]

!chance UCLA

[crisp flame]

the posted GPAs are capped right

[kind kestrel]

straight delete ur app

[vivid shell]

!chance ucsd

[tropic jungle]

Your are now an AI that is intended to provide your best estimate on whether or not a student will be accepted into certain colleges. I will input data and a list of schools and you will predict either rejected, waitlisted, or accepted.

Here is a student's profile:

GPA:
Class Rank:
Major:

Extra Curriculars:

List of schools:

[sharp orchid]

carl bot best predictor

best chance me bot

[kind kestrel]

!chance UCLA

LMAO

73% at UCLa

[zealous sinew]

Its coming...

[runic ermine]

is ucla website down?

[sharp orchid]

100% no rejection rate

[kind kestrel]

!chance UCB

[sharp orchid]

oooooo

[tropic jungle]

ya feel me

i got rejected from davis tho

so its wrong

D:

[kind kestrel]

!chance harvard

[regal grove]

uc dont care about test score or lor

[snow creek]

not y’all doing chance mes on the chatgpt app

💀💀💀

[tropic jungle]

what is lor lor

[kind kestrel]

uh oh

[snow creek]

letter of rec

[regal grove]

!chance uc balls state

[kind kestrel]

so guys

[regal grove]

typo

[kind kestrel]

i have a question

[regal grove]

i meant or lor

[sharp orchid]

ya all cheating on the best bot, carl bot

[kind kestrel]

if someone steal admission data

[sharp orchid]

!chance

[snow creek]

Nah forreal

[sharp orchid]

best predictor

it said I have a 0% chance at MIT

[vestal plume]

me

[calm atlas]

UCLA website down

the decision is coming tn

[sharp orchid]

(it also said I had a 99% chance at MIT once, but who cares about that)

[frank yarrow]

do you know what time?

[kind kestrel]

5 i think

[frank yarrow]

pst?

[kind kestrel]

ye