University of Maryland (2022-2023)

[native crystal]

why would you release rats in my house

[rugged dust]

i was actually gonna surprise u bc ik ur mad into me and the rats were for self defense in case u were strapped

but they fell out my backpack when i tripped on ur stairs so i ran

[native crystal]

they drank my miss. dior perfume and now they’re dying and stinking up the house

so your surprise failed.

[rugged dust]

that wasnt the surprise

it was me

[native crystal]

flowers would have sufficed

[rugged dust]

the rats were self defense

[native crystal]

oh

[rugged dust]

i had flowers

[misty basin]

Do decisions come out this Friday?

[rugged dust]

i ran w them

[native crystal]

why would u need self defense

[rugged dust]

and returned them like a financially responsible male

in case u were strapped

duh

[native crystal]

that’s wonderful

why would i be strapped in my own hosie

house

but u were there to surprise me

[rugged dust]

exactly

[native crystal]

i wouldnt have known anyone was there

[rugged dust]

no no

i wasnt breaking in

[native crystal]

why would i be strapped if i thought nobody was there

[rugged dust]

when i said stairs i meant the stairs outside ur house

[native crystal]

oh

[rugged dust]

going up to the door

[native crystal]

i dont have stairs outside my house

[rugged dust]

shit

imagine u did

[native crystal]

i have a ramp and a driveway

[rugged dust]

i think u did

i tripped on the ramp

its oddly stairlike

[native crystal]

it is a sloped but flat surface

[rugged dust]

no

[native crystal]

how do u trip on it

[rugged dust]

its a stair in disguise

dwaI

[severe hull]

https://media.tenor.com/gHFbL7of1BAAAAAM/fat-cat-row-boat.gif

[native crystal]

okay

[severe hull]

the fuck is this fanfic

[native crystal]

got it

[rugged dust]

so i tripped

rats went in yo house

[native crystal]

leave us alone

[rugged dust]

i run w the flowers

[severe hull]

no

[native crystal]

just unlocked the front door

[rugged dust]

thats crazy

but im not by yo residence rn

im actually

[native crystal]

no

[rugged dust]

crazy enough

[native crystal]

i mean

[rugged dust]

inside my own

[severe hull]

plot twist

yall have same residence

[native crystal]

the rats just unlocked thr front door on their own?

[rugged dust]

oh no

[native crystal]

so thats how they got in?

[rugged dust]

the ate a hole into the foundatio

and found a way in

[native crystal]

oh ok

got it

[severe hull]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hampter-hammer-pet-pat-gif-21987385

[runic verge]

hi

[native crystal]

well can u tell them to leave

[rugged dust]

ew veda friends

[native crystal]

ikr

[severe hull]

LOL

[runic verge]

.

[rugged dust]

no or i'd tell them to go in my backpack when i fell

[native crystal]

well can u do a cinderalla whistle and summon them back

they r kind of getting to be a problem

[rugged dust]

uh

im not walking back to the bay no thank you

[native crystal]

one of them ate my icelandic yogurt

[rugged dust]

dang

what the fuck is icelandic yogurt

[native crystal]

use ur fancy car and speed

siggi's

[rugged dust]

i am now environmentally friendly

[native crystal]

19 grams of protein per serving

[rugged dust]

so i only walk

[native crystal]

delish

okay take the train

[rugged dust]

isnt that not done yet

or do we have amtrak to sf

[severe hull]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[native crystal]

they have some train

[rugged dust]

some???

[native crystal]

there are trains

[rugged dust]

so it j stops on the wya

[native crystal]

yea

[rugged dust]

and i gotta walk again

goofy

its prolly gonna stop in fresno

i aint doin that

[native crystal]

the train station isnt too far

there r trains to my city

u can come and take ur rats back

[rugged dust]

im not spending any time in fresno

tell them to meet me in like bakersfield

[native crystal]

i dont speak RAT

[rugged dust]

bruh

[native crystal]

and i cannot whistle

[rugged dust]

get a bloc of cheese

throw it

[native crystal]

all the way to bakersfield?

whaat makes u think the rats want to go to bakersfield

[rugged dust]

read the name

baker

field

farms

[native crystal]

I don't even want to go there

[rugged dust]

yk what farms have

cows

yk what cows make

cheese

[native crystal]

there's enough cheese at the grocery store yk

[rugged dust]

not fresh

[native crystal]

and that's like 1 mile away

it is

[rugged dust]

they want fresh from da mooomoo

[native crystal]

they have a cheese station

they have BRIE

and PEPPERJACK

[rugged dust]

wait

aint no way u simp for the same cheese i do 😭

anyways

rats only like american cheddar

[native crystal]

no way

those r the best cheeses

[rugged dust]

bakersfield got that

ikkkk

[native crystal]

brie is so good but expensive

pepperjack is my go to

the rats can stay then

they won't eat my cheese

[rugged dust]

ikik

brie lowk only for crackers and small dose shit

[native crystal]

they just need to stop making holes in my clothes

[rugged dust]

pepperjack for sandwiches

[runic verge]

parmesan for pasta

[native crystal]

its good w sourdough as well

[rugged dust]

tru tru

[rugged dust]

no

[native crystal]

yes and wraps

mozzerella for pasta

[rugged dust]

garlic powder chili powder nutmeg a lil oregano and parmesan

[grave sequoia]

sharp

[runic verge]

whats with you and having the worst opinions about everything

[bleak ferry]

sharp

[runic verge]

oh nvm

valid

so valid

[rugged dust]

yes bru

[rugged dust]

ik

[native crystal]

dont listen to Firestar he's literally lactose intolerant and has nut allergies

[rugged dust]

lmfao

nut allergies???

arent u brown

[native crystal]

yeah

[rugged dust]

we're supposed to be better than that

[native crystal]

hard life for him

[rugged dust]

fuckin bringing us all down

nut free zone headass

[runic verge]

...

[native crystal]

natural selection did not select well in his case

[rugged dust]

nah its his parents fault

[runic verge]

i did immunotherapy okay

[rugged dust]

they prolly neat freaks

[runic verge]

im just like u guys now!!

[rugged dust]

and u prolly dont go outside

[radiant belfry]

maryland or purdue?

[runic verge]

😭

[rugged dust]

maryland

fuck purdue

[radiant belfry]

good

[native crystal]

you will never be like us

[rugged dust]

ong

[runic verge]

good

[rugged dust]

my only allergy is ammox

and i think im half lactose intolerant

[native crystal]

i just have spring allergies to pollen

[rugged dust]

but i still have lactose

[severe hull]

you get into perdoer?

[rugged dust]

like a boss

[rugged dust]

ok the fuck

[runic verge]

fuckign weak

[rugged dust]

thats not that bad tho

[radiant belfry]

perdoer?

[runic verge]

ur allergic to flowers

[rugged dust]

this girl ik is allergic to saltwater

[severe hull]

purdue

[rugged dust]

fuckin saltwater

she cant cry

[runic verge]

vedas allergic to having good taste in men

[radiant belfry]

Ah yeah i did lol im lowkey lucky

[native crystal]

and ur allergic to fuckin reese's pieces

[rugged dust]

ay

[rugged dust]

she got fire taste in men

[runic verge]

allergic to making good life choices

[native crystal]

put her on a cruise

[rugged dust]

she picked me over mikey

[radiant belfry]

ik a guy who wrote 30 words for all the supps and got in CS

[native crystal]

exactly

[radiant belfry]

💀

[runic verge]

thats the bare minimum

[radiant belfry]

so its clear purdue didnt give a damn about essays

[rugged dust]

oh they did

[native crystal]

id do it aggain 100 times over

[runic verge]

cope 😂

[rugged dust]

you j needed the stats first

[native crystal]

yyea

[radiant belfry]

why... i got in

[runic verge]

exactly

[radiant belfry]

maybe

[runic verge]

cope

ur a boilermaker

[rugged dust]

not maybe

literally

every uni does

unless you're an insane applicant w insane ECs they need the essays

[radiant belfry]

then explain to me how someone ik got in writing 30 words

for the supps

for CS

[native crystal]

theyre a good writer

[rugged dust]

his stats, his ECs, his LoRs

and yea

[radiant belfry]

💀

[rugged dust]

quantity isnt better than quality

[native crystal]

impactful

[rugged dust]

you can do a lot with 30 words

[native crystal]

short and sweet

yeah

[radiant belfry]

idk 30 words seems less

[radiant belfry]

stats were 3.6 UW

[native crystal]

its 1 rly good sentence and sometimes that's all u need

[radiant belfry]

he qualed to aime

[rugged dust]

in state?

[radiant belfry]

idk about LoRs

no

OOS

ca

[rugged dust]

SAT?

[radiant belfry]

1420

[abstract rock]

How common are honors?

But also you’re above average

[rugged dust]

yeah.... those must be some insane LoRs and ECs

[radiant belfry]

perhaps for LoRs

[rugged dust]

people with great essays and a 1540/3.95 have been rejected

[radiant belfry]

def not ECs

other than he qualed for aime and jmo

[abstract rock]

Y’all ask admissions questions to me as if I’m an admissions officer lmao

[radiant belfry]

which might be a high enough achievement for him to get in w

so idk

[rugged dust]

average sex per week at umd

[radiant belfry]

rip

[native crystal]

admissions r unpredictable don't question why someone did or didn't get in it's so fucking poitless

wow

true colors

[rugged dust]

i had to ask the important question

[radiant belfry]

idc

[rugged dust]

actually no

[abstract rock]

√i

[rugged dust]

my true colors are brown

[native crystal]

omg same

[rugged dust]

not severe sexism

because thats not a color

thats j my personality

[native crystal]

hm that's ur second color

[burnt pebble]

xD

[rugged dust]

my second color is white

[abstract rock]

Way higher than at home

[radiant belfry]

do people play chess at maryland @abstract rock

[rugged dust]

bc i am legally white according the the United States Census

[abstract rock]

A lot

[rugged dust]

ew

[radiant belfry]

good

[rugged dust]

im withdrawing app

[granite parcel]

Alabama

[abstract rock]

There’s a chess club

[native crystal]

yes pls do withdraw

[abstract rock]

Also I see the hikaru pfp

[radiant belfry]

Ay lets go

yess

[native crystal]

improve my chances

[rugged dust]

veda im literally better than you

i thinj

[native crystal]

how

[rugged dust]

idk lemme double check ur linkedin

[radiant belfry]

bro yall are prob like 800s

💀

[native crystal]

i havent updated in a year

its no use

[rugged dust]

nevermind ur better

[native crystal]

yeah

[abstract rock]

If you google terp link you can find all the clubs

There are hundreds

[rugged dust]

fuck u doing being in EVC since 7th grad wth

[native crystal]

we love self awareness though

[rugged dust]

our school didnt even let us till 8th

[granite parcel]

I am friends with Hikaru on chess.com

[native crystal]

childhood trauma

[radiant belfry]

take a look at this kid

[granite parcel]

Very cool

[radiant belfry]

he goes to my school now

[rugged dust]

vakud

[radiant belfry]

and ull kill urself after looking at that

[rugged dust]

@ebon marlin

[radiant belfry]

💀

what

[rugged dust]

i want her to see too

[native crystal]

the worst part was stress eating candy at the student store before class and gaining like 20 pounds

[radiant belfry]

Ah

[rugged dust]

jesus

[native crystal]

that was the trauma

[runic verge]

@mods ban him

[radiant belfry]

he qualed for aime in 3rd grade or smth

[native crystal]

^^^

[radiant belfry]

💀

and then has qualed ever since

[runic verge]

veda05 has mid ec's

[radiant belfry]

his older sis also insane

[runic verge]

ram is better

[abstract rock]

Any UMD questions for those who are undecided?

[radiant belfry]

going to mit now

[rugged dust]

she worked at cisco bru

[runic verge]

where is umd

[rugged dust]

i work for myself

[native crystal]

self made

[rugged dust]

i wanna work at cisco

[abstract rock]

Nebraska

[runic verge]

thanks

[radiant belfry]

in the alphabet

[native crystal]

no u don't it's like fob central

[granite parcel]

Like the furniture mart?

[rugged dust]

fob?

[native crystal]

yes

fresh off the boat

[rugged dust]

no like the fuck is that

oh

[runic verge]

isnt that a tv show

[abstract rock]

R u a Maryland student?

[runic verge]

i have a friend named josh hes super cool

unlike veda05

[native crystal]

immigrants and they form groups and tlak to each other in different languages and u cant understand anything that is going on in the work place

[native crystal]

i am carrying u through human geo sit down

[rugged dust]

what is the average....

origination

[native crystal]

india

[rugged dust]

fuck

where my persians at

[runic verge]

veda thinks just because she knows what a shatterbelt is shes better than me

[native crystal]

not cisco

[granite parcel]

Yea

[rugged dust]

ight i gotta do smt in my chinese class brb

fuckin hate these 2.5hr zooms

[runic verge]

r u cheating on veda05

[native crystal]

chinese class

[rugged dust]

nah i would never

[native crystal]

have some faith

he would never

[runic verge]

is ram having an affair with mikey

[rugged dust]

im too sexist

[granite parcel]

This break is not long enough

[rugged dust]

veda the only women that would even get near me

[native crystal]

aw

[radiant belfry]

bro why u even learning chinese

[native crystal]

so sweet

[rugged dust]

why not bruh

[radiant belfry]

hard

[native crystal]

can u say smt in chinese

[rugged dust]

i run a company that requires me to talk to chinese factories daily

[radiant belfry]

bruh

[native crystal]

wait ram do u run shein?

[runic verge]

💀

[rugged dust]

no lol

[native crystal]

aw man

[rugged dust]

i design and sell keybaords

or did

i stopepd

[native crystal]

oh

slay

not the stopped part

[runic verge]

@rugged dust

pineapple on pizza

yes or no

[native crystal]

imbecile he is doing chinese

[runic verge]

dingbat

[native crystal]

anteater

[runic verge]

oversized duck

[rugged dust]

no

supreme pizza is #1

[native crystal]

god. bless

[rugged dust]

gimmie hella veg

[native crystal]

margherita pizza

[rugged dust]

gimmie hella meat

margherita nice too

yall put garlic sauce & ranch on yalls pizza?

[native crystal]

cannot wait to only eat pizza this summer

[rugged dust]

damn

[native crystal]

italy grad trip

[rugged dust]

imma be hitting the gym

[runic verge]

are you vegetarian

[rugged dust]

cannot be goin to uni as a skinny mf

[native crystal]

mm no but sounds good

[rugged dust]

damn

[native crystal]

valid

[rugged dust]

u gotta try

[runic verge]

YES

[rugged dust]

so good

[runic verge]

veda its so good

[rugged dust]

damn

[runic verge]

ill tell mili to make some at party

[rugged dust]

our grad trip is no grad trip

[native crystal]

italy is a lot of walking so gym is unnecessary for that time

[native crystal]

oh no its just my family

[rugged dust]

oh

same thing

[native crystal]

its like my grad gift

[rugged dust]

my grad trip is no grad trip

[native crystal]

sad

[rugged dust]

my dad kinda implied for me to think of a trip

but we're too broke

im not finna do that to them

[native crystal]

bulk !

[rugged dust]

no

have u seen me fat

[native crystal]

valid

[rugged dust]

fucking traumatic

[native crystal]

no not that kind of bulk

like

a muscle bulk

take that down pls

[severe hull]

LOL

no she didnt

[rugged dust]

💀

[native crystal]

tw woulda been nice

[rugged dust]

lmfoa

that was 6 years ago tbf

[native crystal]

valid

[rugged dust]

i was like 4 10 and 140lb

now im 145-150ish and 5 9

[native crystal]

oh my

5 6 and 115

[rugged dust]

zamn

[runic verge]

veda is also 4 10

[native crystal]

bitch

[wooden geyser]

thats a good weight for 5 9

v healthy

super swag

[rugged dust]

frfr

i kinda havent worked out all year tho

so its more fat than muscle now

[runic verge]

im 1 inch taller than u but 10 pounds heavier 💀

[rugged dust]

no time bc 9 classes

[wooden geyser]

felt

[native crystal]

i have im just inconcsistent

[rugged dust]

and then whenever i have free time im too exhausted to do anything

[native crystal]

i have a 3 day split i just feel too tired to go sometimes

[wooden geyser]

i cant go to the fucking gym because of my fucking car so i feel like my muscle is slowly being washed away by the goldfish cracker sins i committed

[native crystal]

that is normal right

[runic verge]

i think so

idk

[native crystal]

walking is fun too

therapeutic

[runic verge]

wait do u walk home

[native crystal]

sometimes

its j like 25 minutes

[runic verge]

yeah

[wooden geyser]

mf i live in new jersey its cold

and moist

[native crystal]

that is difficult

[rugged dust]

damn

i used to be able to do 30 pull ups

3 make me tired now

i rly need to fix this

but no fucking time

[wooden geyser]

sr option is so good for me because i would always go in between school and theatre

but now

i CANT

[rugged dust]

anyways guys

why the fuck did i choose to graduate early

i have no riza

[native crystal]

i have been going to the gym on and off since last summer and i still cannot do a pullup without the assisted machine

why would u do that

[rugged dust]

im bouta leave hs a virgin and my headass cant get myself a date to prom

[native crystal]

same!

[rugged dust]

if i was a junior id be like i got a year its chill

i got 5 months

[rugged dust]

damn

you'll get to it eventually

[runic verge]

graduating early?

[rugged dust]

took me 7 months at first

[native crystal]

the second one is the only one that bothers be tho

[rugged dust]

pull up bar at my trainers gym

[native crystal]

i have a dress but no date

[rugged dust]

would try it every time till i slowly started rising closer and closer to the bar

[rugged dust]

true

[runic verge]

u can third wheel

[rugged dust]

i left another detail out

but i should prob leave it out for my sake

[native crystal]

fuck that im sick of that

[rugged dust]

im a junior

[runic verge]

wtf

[native crystal]

in this server we overshare

[rugged dust]

||no first kiss||
and the thing is its almost happened so many times

i j fumble

[runic verge]

veda05s love life is funny

[native crystal]

very

[rugged dust]

she's shared sm of it

funny asl

[native crystal]

just go to a party guaranteed to happen

[rugged dust]

i got to every party

but here's the thing

[runic verge]

💀

[native crystal]

bad experiences make good stories

[rugged dust]

at the nye party i was at

this girl tried to make out w me

but i was so cross

i turned my head the other way

and didnt even process

bro thought i rejected her

[native crystal]

yeah thats why dont get crossed

[rugged dust]

yea

but i need to get buzzed at the least

or too pussy to do anyt

[native crystal]

yeah

next party just

bare minimum

[rugged dust]

yea

also all the fuckin weird girls like me

not at parties

the hot ones do there

but outside of there its j the girls i'd never like

[wooden geyser]

felt

[runic verge]

if u know veda05 in 8th grade u wold hate her

[native crystal]

hey

beggars cannot be choosers

[wooden geyser]

except i got one last year and he got into a throuple two days after

[native crystal]

oh my

[rugged dust]

💀

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-should-been-gif-23901254

[runic verge]

oh

[wooden geyser]

its all good this motherfucker looks like linguine from ratatouille

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-remy-cooking-drop-spices-gif-25818556

[runic verge]

at least hes not the rat

unlike someone i know

[native crystal]

shut up

[ebon marlin]

You two

Are just

[native crystal]

everyone calls me a rat as iff im not taller than most of the school's population

[burnt pebble]

i think she done w yall idk

[runic verge]

ur an abnormally tall rat

[rugged dust]

u a girl tho tf

[runic verge]

so what

[rugged dust]

and u fuckin 5 6

thats tall for a gir

[wooden geyser]

appreciate it

im tall as shit

[rugged dust]

avg height here is like 5 3

[wooden geyser]

5 7 women squad up

[ebon marlin]

I swore we were arguing in UIUC yesterday are we doing a thread a day or smth

[rugged dust]

ew

[native crystal]

i cant date anyone here bc theyre all short

[rugged dust]

too close to my height

be shorter

[wooden geyser]

bruh

[native crystal]

we r colonizing

[rugged dust]

dont tell me ur one of the 6ft+ mfs

[runic verge]

whats ur minimum height

[wooden geyser]

LMAMO

[native crystal]

5'10+

[runic verge]

thank god

only vittals in danger

[rugged dust]

wow

[wooden geyser]

i agree

[rugged dust]

i wonder why you picked that exact height

WOW

I SEE HOW IT IS

[wooden geyser]

i like over 6 foot

but 5'10 is okay

[native crystal]

no he is good he is out of the picture

[native crystal]

im sorry

[runic verge]

so ur just racist

[rugged dust]

my 5'9 headass gone

j gone

fucked up

[severe hull]

okay but u rly want veda

[native crystal]

5'10 has always been my cut off

[rugged dust]

its about what i do w the height not how much i ahve

[runic verge]

real

[severe hull]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wooden geyser]

bro ill make u look short in heels

[native crystal]

but its ok ram u could grow ur hair our and u will make the cut

[rugged dust]

nah im j maintaining my ceo status

[runic verge]

what if i wear heels huh

[rugged dust]

img

im a short hair mf

[severe hull]

YES

I LOVE THIS

[rugged dust]

bro u live in jersey

[severe hull]

🥰

⁉️

[native crystal]

i LOVE wearing heels and towering over men

[wooden geyser]

fr

[native crystal]

well grow it out

[wooden geyser]

its so powerful

[native crystal]

RIGHT

[runic verge]

wait would u be taller than me in heels

[rugged dust]

no

[native crystal]

(i own one pair)

[rugged dust]

its fye as is

[native crystal]

yes definitely

[native crystal]

itd be even more fye if u grew it out

[runic verge]

wow

[severe hull]

no

[runic verge]

i need to grow taller then

[severe hull]

let him keep it how he wants

[runic verge]

being shorter than veda05

is just no

[severe hull]

dont change for women ⁉️

[wooden geyser]

Ram | 3.89/1500/33 CEO Of Sex — Today at 12:13 AM
im bouta leave hs a virgin and my headass cant get myself a date to prom

[runic verge]

if i lose to that rat

then what am i

[severe hull]

LOL

[severe hull]

LMAO

[rugged dust]

@native crystal im tall asl

[severe hull]

scoliosis mf

[rugged dust]

FUCK YOU CARLY

[severe hull]

LMAO

[rugged dust]

dwai

[native crystal]

yeah unfortunately i am too

[ebon marlin]

Ceo of sex is about to be ceo of banned

[rugged dust]

fuck u rite

[native crystal]

pls dont

[severe hull]

no fk u xarly

[native crystal]

not again carly

[severe hull]

i love ram

[native crystal]

^

[rugged dust]

@ebon marlin

if i cut my head out

is it ight

[ebon marlin]

I love when ram follows the rules

[wooden geyser]

protest

[severe hull]

hey no bitch back tf off veda

[native crystal]

wtf

[wooden geyser]

carly is god

[native crystal]

why r u homewrecking

[runic verge]

raghav vs veda

[severe hull]

no

[runic verge]

fight for ram

[severe hull]

no

[native crystal]

or he could choose

[runic verge]

dw this is just the start of a new enemies to lovers trope

love triangle

[native crystal]

no

[rugged dust]

is this not a dox carly

[severe hull]

LOL

[rugged dust]

is this okay

deadass

[runic verge]

hot

[wooden geyser]

thats probably good

if i was a mod i would approve

[native crystal]

talented

[rugged dust]

bro says im too short yet loves me tf

[severe hull]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-smile-cat-smile-orenge-cat-smiling-gif-23133369

[native crystal]

ok 5'9 is tall enough

[severe hull]

veda irl

[rugged dust]

thas what i thought

okay i need a 2nd gf

[native crystal]

woman

what

this is california

[rugged dust]

@wooden geyser i humbly request u edit ur height requirements

[native crystal]

u cant do that

[runic verge]

veda irl is so pretty that it just makes u turn into stone

[rugged dust]

im arab i can

[sand marten]

lol basically the thing is there's one college student in each megathread to whom everyone feels the need to ask questions LMAO

like for uiuc, it's bjz

[native crystal]

exactly

[wooden geyser]

wtf dont pull a c@#(% w(%*#nd

[sand marten]

for ucsd, its benz

etc

[rugged dust]

a what

throuple guy?

[native crystal]

well i am not

[wooden geyser]

mf dont make me whip out the platform crocs

[rugged dust]

💀

this acc a doc marten state

comply

[runic verge]

@native crystal bald 6'0 guy or ram

[native crystal]

ram

[rugged dust]

mhmmm

[runic verge]

what if ram was 5'6

then what

[rugged dust]

bro what

what if the bald dude was 4ft

[native crystal]

but he isnt

[runic verge]

no

[rugged dust]

u cant j edit numbers

[runic verge]

6 ft bald guy or 5'6 ram

[native crystal]

but ram isnt 5'6

so that wouldnt be ram

obvs

[runic verge]

what if you werent such a little bitch

[native crystal]

wow

[wooden geyser]

i keep them next to my glock

[runic verge]

veda dont make me go into

cookie dough mode

[native crystal]

do it

let everyone here know

[runic verge]

no ima get cancelled

[native crystal]

what a little whiny bitch u are when things dont go ur way

[runic verge]

wow

[native crystal]

younger child activities

[wooden geyser]

ive been cancelled before buddy

youll live

[native crystal]

me too

[runic verge]

fine

here i go

ur st*pid

[rugged dust]

what the fuck

A those aint platforms

B

why u got a gun

next to the fuckin crocs

[native crystal]

thats inaccurate

[wooden geyser]

next to all 4 pairs of crocs

[native crystal]

have u never had nerf battles ram

[rugged dust]

i have

[runic verge]

OMG

[rugged dust]

i dont leave them by my shoes

[runic verge]

WE SHOULD HAVE A NERF BATTLE

[wooden geyser]

mf those are 2 inches

[rugged dust]

thats literally nothing

[wooden geyser]

boost me to 5'9

[rugged dust]

girls here got fuckin 4 to 5 inch platforms

[wooden geyser]

oh we can go next level ram

[native crystal]

i will shoot u so many times there will be styrofoam embedded in u

[runic verge]

dora wig

[wooden geyser]

its a good glock

[native crystal]

my hair is waist length now

[runic verge]

this why u got 2nd place in the zombie apocalypse

[wooden geyser]

i highly recommend x shot

[native crystal]

fym dora

[wooden geyser]

i got that gun for 12 bucks

holds 40

[native crystal]

outlasted u

[runic verge]

oh yeah

i forgot i put myself 5th

[rugged dust]

btw

sam

yk what day it is

@wooden geyser

[native crystal]

reading medea rn and i do not like the infidelity parallels

[bronze glacier]

anyone know when umd ea is coming out?

[runic verge]

i know

[native crystal]

care to share with the class?

[runic verge]

no because ur here

if u all collectively agree to ban veda05

i will say

[native crystal]

i have done nothing wrong

[runic verge]

yes you have

[native crystal]

what

[runic verge]

be allergic to pollen

[native crystal]

ok mr nut allergy

[runic verge]

i hope lizzer haunts you

[native crystal]

thats ur ex gf why would she haunt me

[runic verge]

u were there

u stood by

while she was bullied

the standbyer is worse than the bully

[native crystal]

can u just listen to mitski and have ur lunch at 4 am like u normally do

why cant u go back to that

[runic verge]

can u just have your weekly mental breakdowns and cry over pasta like you used to do

[native crystal]

if i did i would be sent to the ward

[runic verge]

we go to school there already

[native crystal]

oh true

i think im getting sick im honestly so happy

i will get to skip school

[runic verge]

i think first period trang is comparable to those white rooms where youre put in a straitjacket and confined and locked without any escape or tools or distraction

[native crystal]

agreed

[wooden geyser]

@rugged dust what day

[last wagon]

friday

[wet oak]

OK... I have to know lol. Those fellow MD applicants, what are your ACT and SATs?

Also, we probably hear back, EA, this Friday maybe?

[mental ferry]

This is a2c so it’s not gonna be a good tell since most ppl here have a 1400 minimum

I submitted a 1330

[wet oak]

lol yeah. A2C is CRAZY

I got a 32 ACT superscore

my GPA is utter shit tho

and no honors and like 2 APs

[wooden geyser]

OH

I get it

[wet oak]

?

I also applied to Mich, where 32 is like thier 30th percentile... And everyone on A2C who I have talked to seems to have a 34+ and a 95+ GPA

gotta love the internet lol

[wooden geyser]

@rugged dust decisions are coming out 4/20

y’a heard

[last wagon]

are you serious or are you giving ram a taste of hi own medicine?

[wooden geyser]

yeah im dead serious they’re coming out in 2069

[last wagon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722404331114070057/955868874094547024/redditsave.com_5jtjhlu674u61.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722404331114070057/955868942310719488/redditsave.com_oi3gy1m474u61.gif

[sonic idol]

@last wagon shh

[last wagon]

what

[sonic idol]

They’re just joking lmao

[last wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/deluxeluigi-gif-23228284

[mental ferry]

I emailed umd about some competition that I won like 3 weeks ago and they just responded yesterday

Surely decisions have already been made

[last wagon]

wait

i have a qn

at anypoint

did

UMD itself

say

27th was EA day

[mental ferry]

Lol no

Last year was the 28th but there’s like 4 different dates for the results

[last wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/dh9511dh-head-banging-on-the-wall-gif-13355825

[mental ferry]

27th-feb2nd?

[plucky wolf]

Pretty sure I applied test optional but I have a 31 act. Not super strong but Ive got a 4.0 uw and 4.3 w so I hope that’s what helps me

[wet oak]

thats a great GPA! 31 ACT might not have helped, but it wouldn;'t have hurt

[last wagon]

bro

what

31 and 32 acts out here

my ass applied with a 1410

[sonic idol]

That’s a 30 ur okay

I applied with a 34 and it won’t make any diff

[wet oak]

I applied with a 32... Being IS is my life saver. My school used to be a feeder, but not any more. I am juist hoping that my ACT saves my ass bc i have a bad GPA

tbh, I just probably failed a math quiz... lets hope my apps are better than my current grades

[radiant belfry]

Hope I get in I applied with a 33 ACT and UW 4.0

[wet oak]

you in state?

if so, no shot you get rejected

[tired widget]

ye87```````````````````

[rugged dust]

the 24th

gues what was 3 days ago

[bronze glacier]

I have a 3.95 with 11 aps and a 1390. Also 8 varsity sport seasons with a few all conference / all division honors. Out of state.

[restive edge]

Fellow low sat person here too

[restive edge]

Cs ?

[last wagon]

the 3rd?

[restive edge]

It’s comming Friday

[restive edge]

Hola

[runic verge]

Hi

[restive edge]

Amazing and beautiful stats

I see

[runic verge]

!!!

yup

[restive edge]

Cs ?

[runic verge]

Mid 😂 I’m president of my schools cabbage club

[rugged dust]

the 21st

@wooden geyser confirmed umd drop day

[ebon marlin]

Where

[rugged dust]

no

[ebon marlin]

?

[rugged dust]

inside joke

kinda

[ebon marlin]

Oh

[rugged dust]

she said it would drop the 21st ishat on her for like 3 hours

[wooden geyser]

LMAO

[restive edge]

?

[candid glen]

if umd dropped on my bday (21st) and I saw a rejection lmao

[radiant belfry]

OOS

[runic verge]

@rugged dust veda got into ugk

[wet oak]

You have a solid chance. Like 80%

Just remembered that this is the UMD chat, not Mochigan. You're fine

[rugged dust]

Fuck ie that

[restive edge]

is 1420 good enough for cs direct admit

[mental ferry]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

direct admit means very little anyway

[restive edge]

ik but just curious lol

like how does a certain amount of students get direct admit and the others don't

like so many 1500+s fs

[mental ferry]

yea I think ppl can get into honors college but not direct admit to cs

Weird

[restive edge]

hmm interesting so someone can get banneker for example by being in letters?

[rough nexus]

so majority are admitted into letters and sciences cs?

[sand marten]

OOS or ínstate

OOS it’s def on the lower side esp for CS

[restive edge]

instate

[sand marten]

instate it should be ok

Like about average

[mental ferry]

I mean there’s so many ppl that do cs and UMD so I would assume so

[restive edge]

so like u think prob letters ?

[rough nexus]

is going test optional gonna be bad?

[restive edge]

no

well everyone does that tbhj

mostly

[sand marten]

High test score > test optional > low test score

[restive edge]

so is 1420 consdiered low for cs

[rough nexus]

thats good

[hazy plover]

do merit scholarships come with the decision? or do they come later

[restive edge]

later

[sand marten]

For OOS, yes, for in State it’s fine i think

[mental ferry]

also have to remember the whole “holistic” application thing

so scores are just one part of it all

[restive edge]

so u would need to ideally have 4.0 to compensate if u want direct admit cs?

but again letters is fine too

[rough nexus]

i wish they had an essay prompt instead of the sentences

[restive edge]

sentencers ?

[rough nexus]

🍑

[restive edge]

nah

so much easier

[rough nexus]

thats true

[mental ferry]

those sentences were the reason I finished my UMD app in one day i thank them for that

[restive edge]

too much work and i think u can make urs very creative for each tbh

[rough nexus]

but idk how knowing what i do on wednesdays gonna do for admissions

[rough nexus]

thats true

[restive edge]

just to see creatrivbity im thinking

[rough nexus]

i felt like mines were mid

[restive edge]

mine were idk

[rough nexus]

gl tho

[restive edge]

thx u too

[mental ferry]

my counselor said mine were fine but I don’t think 2-3 sentences are gonna matter much in the application

unless u make urself look like a crazy weirdo in them

[rough nexus]

that's what i was thinking

[restive edge]

i did 1-2 setnences

doesnt matter

if 1 or 2

tbh

[rough nexus]

but who knows how admissions consider every factor

[rough nexus]

same

[restive edge]

whats ur gpa

[rough nexus]

3.5

[mental ferry]

same

what’s ur weighted?

[rough nexus]

thats my weighted

lmao

[mental ferry]

o whats ur regular gpa then

[rough nexus]

I think 3.4

We don’t calculate unweighted

[mental ferry]

ah

[restive edge]

Ohh

What course have u done

[rough nexus]

This year I’m taking ap cs a, ap econ, honors physics, n rest normal

my gpa got screwed up cause of freshmen so I hope they see the improvement since the

[spiral acorn]

Yes me too. My freshmen gpa was shit and my gpa got better and better

I wrote about it in my ca essay

[rough nexus]

bruh I messed up on not including that in my essay

but that’s good that u were able to explain

[radiant belfry]

Dangg

[remote yacht]

Alr thanks, UMD definitely shouldnt be a safety for anyone, it’s my target. If I get in I’ll probably go, so that’s why I’m a little nervous

[mental ferry]

UMD is very competitive but it’s not harvard

[remote yacht]

UMich and UNC are the other EAs I applied to, they all come out on Friday

Apparently

I’ll be lucky to get into either, they don’t take many OOS

[brazen moat]

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[burnt pebble]

K

[restive edge]

Gl

[deep osprey]

What do you guys think about 1530 but 3.7UW

[tender topaz]

Major?

[restive edge]

Cs ?

[deep osprey]

Political science

4.3W

[slender radish]

u good bro

[tender topaz]

Stats wise sure

[restive edge]

That’s fine

Good ecs ?

[tacit rapids]

in-state?

[deep osprey]

I’m so unconfident after a straight up rejection from Villanova

I was expecting deferral

[restive edge]

Don’t stress things r weird sometimes

[tacit rapids]

^

[deep osprey]

OOS

[restive edge]

Still fine

Poki sci is prob not competitive

[deep osprey]

I think I have good ECs I mean it’s nothing crazy

MUN leader, 2 campaign internships, stage crew captain

[restive edge]

Sounds good

[tacit rapids]

yeah you'll probably get in

what state are you in?

[deep osprey]

I saw this school as an easy target so good to hear

NJ

[tacit rapids]

rutgers is great!

i said umd was a safety and people thought i was crazy out of state it is pretty competitive though

especially for cs

[restive edge]

Cs is not safety tho

But some non comp majors r prob

[deep osprey]

My top 2 schools rn are Northeastern and GW

I’m still confident about GW

[runic verge]

What’s gw

[deep osprey]

Northeastern we’ll see, I ED2d

George Washington university

In DC

[runic verge]

ohh

[tacit rapids]

i live in dc!!! gw is awesome

[restive edge]

R u cs

[tacit rapids]

nah im planning on studying public policy

[bronze glacier]

yes for cs

[burnt pebble]

same but columbia

felt worse than i thought

[deep osprey]

Awesome