USC (2022-2023)

[stable spear]

Did sani get in?

[lime salmon]

ok see u edited ur response

[stiff flare]

Which one

This one?

[signal patrol]

he just said Yes and? earlier

nothing else

[stiff flare]

I just typed review instead of withdrew

Lol

[timid forge]

nope!

[lime salmon]

poor discord etiquette

[stiff flare]

What? please explain

[lime salmon]

nvm its ok

[timid forge]

LOL

[stiff flare]

Well I hope you get in march! All the best

[timid forge]

i wont but thx

[lime salmon]

thank you! I hope i get in

[stable spear]

i hv no good acceptances till now. Whag will i do in life

[stiff flare]

Just pray for my UW Madison decision. I’ll get of your backs then.

[lime salmon]

wait

a couple of month

s

[stiff flare]

@timid forge and @lime salmon I’m sorry about yesterday. I realise my mistake and won’t repeat it again. I wish y’all the best of luck with your decisions!

[lime salmon]

absolutely. apology accepted. good luck with UW Madison

i really really hope i get usc

GOD STEP IN

[gleaming saffron]

trolling

class of 26

[night sandal]

i need to pray to an idian god

[sinful obsidian]

continuing application just to see if i’ll get in 🤣

no shot im going without a scholarship and those r gone so

[lime salmon]

real

[weak walrus]

i have nmsf so i can still get scholarship if i get in rd

[sinful obsidian]

if i take someone’s spot that’s just unlucky for them

[weak walrus]

but like i aint getting in rd

6.9 % 😭

[sinful obsidian]

i don’t have nmsf bc i forgot the psat existed ☠️🤣

straight didn’t take it

all good

[gleaming saffron]

wait

[weak walrus]

our district has 130+ nmsf

it s so bad

[gleaming saffron]

if we didnt get in EA does that mean no scholarships for us

[sinful obsidian]

yes

[gleaming saffron]

oh damn

[sinful obsidian]

the big ones at least

[weak walrus]

if u drive 5 hours down to south tx they have ike 1 nmsf across 3 towns and here theres 100+ in 5 miles of each other

[gleaming saffron]

so what's the point then 😭

[weak walrus]

i think merit is only given ea

[gleaming saffron]

well shit

[stiff flare]

Yea they said it in their public release

Only the first 2.4K who were in ea will get scholarships

The rest?

F

[gleaming saffron]

😭 I barely read the deferral letter

I was too sad

[stiff flare]

Lmaooo same

[lime salmon]

nobody reads that shit

[gleaming saffron]

Saw it then closed computer immediately and went into my room

[stiff flare]

I wasn’t sad tho I knew it was coming from a mile away

It’s fine

Just need that madison to come through

Then we’re home clear

[gleaming saffron]

ayy u from WI??

[stable spear]

I read first 2 lines and just closed

😬

[gleaming saffron]

based

[stiff flare]

I am from good ol Bharat so it’s infinitely harder for me

[gleaming saffron]

fuck usc

[stable spear]

I genuinely don’t know how to cope with this

[thick gorge]

I mean yeah cool place in tx u picked lmfao

[mint inlet]

utah good tho

[thick gorge]

Go to Houston and you’ll find a nmsf every block in a couple areas

[shell dust]

96% acceptance rate jk its just that HKUST and HKU are better

[mint inlet]

my bf chose ohio over nyc

[mint inlet]

who cares abt an acceptance rate

[shell dust]

usually the location being US would drive me over to the US universities instead (cuz education and students and network wise HKU might even be better than purdue and irvine etc.)

But the location makes me choose US. However in Utah the network and rep. is significantly lower (comparatively) than HKU and HKUST so Id rather go there

Idc which uni I just want a US uni (other than Utah) to accept me and then I can open every decision with 0 anxietyy

[shell dust]

im just messing around

idc either

its quite good for cs

[mint inlet]

mf IAGO!!

[quaint steeple]

wait do all ea acceptances get scholarships?

of some form

[weak walrus]

no

[shell dust]

I don't think so

[quaint steeple]

damn

[weak walrus]

i heard its approx half

give or take

[shell dust]

that would be too much money to hand off

[quaint steeple]

well

L

[quaint steeple]

true true

[weak walrus]

cuz thats how many they nromally admit early

since in past years, dec 1 was a merit deadline

[quaint steeple]

god damn usc is expensive

why usc why

[weak walrus]

yep

[mint inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/uzui-better-gif-24953549

[slim bluff]

why

[mint inlet]

he hates the city

we live in a rural area and he likes the quiet and lack of cars and being surrounded by nature

[shy pine]

only in ohio

[mint inlet]

My bf ideally wants to stay in PA tho

Not like Ohio is his number 1 choice

[digital turtle]

Bruh wtf my cousin who is a legacy at USC, 4.5 GPA, and 1540 SAT got deferred

[vernal dagger]

USC, a school of prestige,
A place where dreams are made,
But behind the façade of excellence,
Lies a scandal unafraid.

A scam of deferring,
For those not deemed “worthy”,
A manipulation of the system,
To keep the wealthy, white, and blurry.

But behind the Trojan mask,
Lies a truth we must face,
That equality and fairness,
Should be at the heart of every race.

So let us stand together,
And demand an end to this game,
For all deserve a chance,
To attend USC, in its name.

Let the admissions be fair,
And the process be just,
For a true Trojan spirit,
Is one of integrity and trust.

[solemn grove]

@unique bear^

[raw depot]

Got into USC

[solemn grove]

gg! grats!

[shy pine]

is that a weathering with you banner?

[wooden dome]

yea thats me too, shits compettive af

[solemn grove]

yees

usc ea is weird

[shy pine]

W rimuru

[solemn grove]

lool

[fiery cloak]

you wanna weather with me 🥰

[solemn grove]

i have seen your pfp somewhere before too

it's funny

[shy pine]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[fiery cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/scums-wish-hop-on-valorant-hop-on-valorant-anime-hop-on-val-gif-26222760

[lime salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-the-fuck-up-dave-chappelle-shut-up-stfu-gif-5518509

[shy pine]

https://tenor.com/view/nle-choppa-gif-26072999

[timid forge]

neu next week

excited?!?

[fiery cloak]

LOL

i applied RD

but im excited for you guys !!

especially @shy pine

[shy pine]

im neu bound North Everest University

[fiery cloak]

YESSIR

im NAU bound

Northern Arizona University

on god

[minor venture]

g

[signal patrol]

goat nle

[livid crypt]

nau has the #1 ranked men's cross country team 🤷‍♂️

[fiery cloak]

damnn

i didnt know that

they gave me some money + WUE tuition

so its pretty cheap

[livid crypt]

i think they've won like the past 3 national championships

[fiery cloak]

damn

okay nau

lumberjacks 💪

[livid crypt]

go jacks

[potent quartz]

[fiery cloak]

so true

[potent quartz]

hi northeastern

[livid crypt]

nau and stanford actually have a pretty heated competition in cross country lol

nau likes to poach stanford's likely runners

[potent quartz]

Stanford gonna be #1 next 😈

[livid crypt]

they got 3rd this year lol

they were projected to win but lost to nau again

[fiery cloak]

hello nilo

how do u do

[stiff flare]

i want to madison

so hard

[fiery cloak]

you doubloo medicine

[stiff flare]

yez

[potent quartz]

gr8 but a couple of my friends got deferred from YouEssSee

[fiery cloak]

W usc

tbh

but its fine

[stiff flare]

careful lmao

this thread can be a minefield

[fiery cloak]

😁

[stiff flare]

also

whyd this thread die so quick

[deep lion]

does anyone know when usc give financial aid packages?

[fiery cloak]

its directly proportional to the lifeforce of the applicants

[stiff flare]

so....

none?

[fiery cloak]

ye

[low sluice]

@solemn grove mind if i dm you?

[fiery cloak]

is that the rizzler?

the rizzard of oz?

full ride at the university of harizzment?

[solemn grove]

sure

[timid forge]

praying my package is good

[slim bluff]

😭

[autumn silo]

deferral letter

[ionic bison]

Were there a bunch of new people in here yesterday

Our join number for the day went up exponentially and I’m trying to figure out if someone shared the invite link and brought people into here

[brazen ingot]

I got in!!!

[potent quartz]

lmao i quit geoguessr a while back but i recognized ur name from somewhere, do u still play?

[potent quartz]

congrats!! thats huge

[brazen ingot]

In my dreams 😥

[potent quartz]

😔

[brazen ingot]

Deferred gang up......

[potent quartz]

usc deferral rate be interesting this year ong

[signal patrol]

i think so

it felt like the whole thread got active

it was some umass level shit

😭

[reef slate]

No i quit

[silver socket]

Has Howard already released need-based aid? I'm seeing merit scholarship only in my Bison web portal. How much scholarship you got?

[fast escarp]

I think they only defer right? I heard yesterday they don’t reject people

[fast escarp]

Very good job, that’s super exciting

[shell dust]

that is correct

[hoary apex]

shitty strategy tbh

because i doubt they’re gonna give the deferred kids a second read

[stiff flare]

They called me a vibe - killer and yet I spoke the truth.

If this really is the first year they offered EA

I’m really confident

That they could have handled it better

[hoary apex]

absolutely

lovely

from my school two kids with double legacy, perfect application and parents donated millions BOTH got deferred 💀

hunger games really

[fiery cloak]

After varsity blues USC kinda stopped caring about legacy

Iirc

To save their asses

[bright copper]

EA round doesn't seem to be indicative of qualifications atp

[fiery cloak]

Yeah

[bright copper]

seems like its more focused on aid/merit schol

[hoary apex]

yeah i agree but we all thought with like the millions donated would at least count for smth

[bright copper]

with the real decisions being made in RD

[bright copper]

it will

in RD

you gotta remember

[hoary apex]

and they were really good candidates too, like smart etc

[bright copper]

only 25% of the USC class was accepted in EA

75% is accepted in RD

[hoary apex]

but liek r they really gonna read em over again?

[bright copper]

if they need to

[hoary apex]

they got so many new applicants too

[bright copper]

they have their own indexing scores, if they need differentiation they'll read it

your friends getting in more than likely because the donations double leg and im assuming 3.9/1520+ will be more than enough

BUT

it wasnt EA bc there was no reason to admit him EA

so they j pushed it to RD

or so i think

[hoary apex]

fair but it’s simply so unfair to every student who applied

they seriously should’ve just rejected ppl

[bright copper]

imo they should be rejecting those who they know have no shot

[hoary apex]

yeah

[bright copper]

like if someone w a 2.0 and shit essays applied

you know they're not qualified

nothing will change that

dont defer

just take them out of the pool now

[hoary apex]

no fr and i’m sure so many of them like fell into that category but they just didn’t reject

true

[bright copper]

yea

[hoary apex]

like give ppl SOME indication damn

[bright copper]

whole point of defer is a second shot when you need to see what the RD pool is like

but USC knows their minimum bar

so they know who won't change in the RD pool

[hoary apex]

and now they’re stuck reading a fuck ton of applications for the second time so it’s a lose-lose situation

[fiery cloak]

😅

[bright copper]

this is why you apply to 80 schools

[hoary apex]

so true

[bright copper]

we've reached post modern college system

you have to game the colleges that game you

[hoary apex]

lottery system mindset for the W 💪

[bright copper]

yeah but if they j rejected outright

you wouldnt be blue balled for a few months

now im wondering

hmm

[tiny oar]

what's the fun w/out the blue balls

[bright copper]

is my 3.89 and 1500 not enough?

are my ecs enough?

[stiff flare]

Can I ask you a question?

[bright copper]

were the best essays i've written enough?

yea

[stiff flare]

If the college gamed you and you have to game the college, is it really worth going to? No matter how good it is?

[bright copper]

we're not talking about A college

we're talking about all colleges

they all game us

[fiery cloak]

I love how Ko been talking his shit recently

[bright copper]

imo his shit is stupid asl

[fiery cloak]

Yeah but you'll end up at one

[fiery cloak]

Coming from you that may as well be a compliment

[bright copper]

you will, but the system is against you so might as well go into the life hacks a lil

[fiery cloak]

So true

[hoary apex]

enemies to lovers arc

[fiery cloak]

YES

[stiff flare]

Some more than others. Some less than. Why run behind an institution that doesn’t respect your effort?

[fiery cloak]

there's more enemies to lovers enjoyers

[bright copper]

bro is not familiar with the world of politics

[hoary apex]

it’s the only right path 🤌

[bright copper]

if you want to succeed in life you need to make the right moves

USC is one of those right moves

the connections are insane

[stiff flare]

Politics and education do not go hand in hand despite what the current situation may be

[bright copper]

so is the value of the degree across cali

[bright copper]

oh they 100% do

[hoary apex]

my child in christ of course they go together

[bright copper]

you're competing with thousands of people in your industry, connections are what pull you to the top

USC gives those, just like Stanford, Ivies, and many other schools do

[stiff flare]

Then isn’t there something rotten at the root?

[hoary apex]

absolutely

[bright copper]

of course there is, but we can't fix it

[stiff flare]

I agree.

[hoary apex]

#weliveinacapitalistsystem

[fiery cloak]

No they do bro there's no other way for the system to work

It's not about good and bad, it's about feasible and impossible

Yes

I love ko

[stiff flare]

Also I’m not trying to antagonise you I’m just trying to take in various viewpoints

[fiery cloak]

Don't hate on my boy

[bright copper]

so.... then why complain about the system and only feel the negative impacts

[stiff flare]

I’m sorry if I’ve offended any of you

[bright copper]

instead of taking advantage of the flaws

[fiery cloak]

That's what you're doing as well

[hoary apex]

like power is everything, politics is power, institutions was power to keep power

[stiff flare]

I just wanted to discuss

[bright copper]

wym

[hoary apex]

no ur right to think of it

[fiery cloak]

Why is this so targeted bruh

[bright copper]

i literally exploit the poor on a daily basis

[fiery cloak]

Average MTG enjoyer

[hoary apex]

it’s discord it’s part of the motto somewhere

[bright copper]

shrimp?

[fiery cloak]

LOL

[bright copper]

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[fiery cloak]

💀💀💀💀

HAHA

💀💀🙏🙏

[hoary apex]

enemies to lovers remember

[fiery cloak]

No but at ko

[bright copper]

i know, im not antagonizing lol

[fiery cloak]

Ko is lovers to lovers

Enemies to lovers is with tempura

[bright copper]

i j mean like if the systems broken and you can't fix it, take advantage of it else you'll j be a victim

[fiery cloak]

Okay hold up what the fuck am I saying anymore

I'm leaving

[hoary apex]

my bad got the plot lines mixed up king, forgive me 😔

LMAO

[fiery cloak]

No problem

[stiff flare]

Bro I love all of y’all lmao. I’m not going to find a community if people so competitive yet so supportive anywhere especially not in the country I live in

[hoary apex]

this was usc’s strategy exactly

[stiff flare]

That’s why I like discussing

With y’all

Yooooo

💀💀

Can I explain

But before I do

Can you define the term

Bombers?

[fiery cloak]

Ram

[stiff flare]

💀

[fiery cloak]

Sorry

I meant Ramesh Chandrasekhar Singh Prakashwaran

[bright copper]

ilsam

[fiery cloak]

That's tempura real name

[bright copper]

how peculiar

[stiff flare]

Alright then

[fiery cloak]

So true

[bright copper]

bro 💀

[stiff flare]

I’ll explain

[fiery cloak]

LOL

[stiff flare]

It’s simple. Your statement is wrong

[fiery cloak]

Good idea I will also leave

[bright copper]

yea no self dox

NEU U leaked my name

its literally u who will be banned

[bright copper]

wot

[fiery cloak]

💀💀💀💀

Ramesh Chandrasekhar Singh Prakashwaran?

[bright copper]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[thick gorge]

Why dox

[bright copper]

ong delete

[thick gorge]

Kind of an asshole by doing that

[stiff flare]

It’s not religion v religion . It’s simply those in power vs a minority community. And those in power have a propaganda machine the likes of which the world has never seen. Simple. Neither religion had ever hated the other. Only when it was capitalised on did it begin . It’s been downhill from there.

[fiery cloak]

That's not actual name bro I just made some shit up

[thick gorge]

💀💀💀💀

[fiery cloak]

LOL

[hoary apex]

did they think it was real 💀

[fiery cloak]

lmao yes apparently 😭😭

[thick gorge]

I got bamboozled

[fiery cloak]

So true

[stiff flare]

@bright copper did this make sense?

[bright copper]

ye

[stiff flare]

I swear bro some Mf getting fake doxxed meanwhile im trying to explain the complexities of governments intimate relation with religion

[fiery cloak]

Kid named Ramesh Chandrasekhar Singh Prakashwaran:

🤪🤪🤪

[fiery cloak]

LOL I'm sorry

[stiff flare]

Youz good

[fiery cloak]

I have undermined your point a bit I feel

But we need to bring justice to ram

[stiff flare]

Eh it’s fine

[fiery cloak]

*Ramesh

Sorry

[stiff flare]

Rams a junior

[bright copper]

is he

[fiery cloak]

Ramesh isn't though

[stiff flare]

Juniors can eat mines for all I care

[bright copper]

yall homies w a junior?

[fiery cloak]

Isn't that right Ramesh Chandrasekhar Singh Prakashwaran

[stiff flare]

“Homies”

[bright copper]

yea

im a senior

[stiff flare]

More like victims

[bright copper]

lmfao

what he do to yall

[fiery cloak]

Ram is a demon bruh

[fiery cloak]

💀

[stiff flare]

Existed

[bright copper]

zammn

[stiff flare]

Every night I walk in fear

[bright copper]

gimmie 5 gotta help my dad bring in groceries

[stiff flare]

Bro NEU excited for 27th?

[alpine orchid]

who got in 🤨

[fiery cloak]

Hello

[stiff flare]

Lots of people

[fiery cloak]

It's fun trains friend

[stiff flare]

Like so many people got into USC

it was JUST ADMIT FEST OUT HERE

AMIRITE

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[fiery cloak]

100% acceptance rate for ea right?

[stiff flare]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fiery cloak]

LOLOLOL

the copium shines through

[alpine orchid]

i love how that's how u know me

[fiery cloak]

I don't really know you otherwise

[alpine orchid]

congrats to them all

[stiff flare]

I am in agonising pain.

[alpine orchid]

USC is my secret dream school

but it's so expensive

[fiery cloak]

But you're cool cause fun train is cool

[fiery cloak]

Fr

[fast escarp]

Pretty sure everyone got yield protected tbh

[fiery cloak]

Lolll

[stiff flare]

My dream school is you doubleoo medisin

[fiery cloak]

The yield protect is wild

[stiff flare]

Saginaw valley?

[fiery cloak]

Whay is that

[stiff flare]

MORE LIKE SAGINAWNNNNN DEEZZZZZ NUTSSSSSSSS LMAOOOO

[fiery cloak]

💀

[alpine orchid]

i wanna be a cali blonde

that's literally why im applying to UC's

the only reason is so I can dye my hair blonde.

[hoary apex]

i want to live the california life 🫡

[alpine orchid]

ahem anyways

[stiff flare]

I want to be a Wisconsin alcoholic

:))

[alpine orchid]

pls i wanna be a midwestern mom

i literaly have a whole plan

imma apply to harvard as a gender studies major

get in

[fiery cloak]

Plan b

[hoary apex]

i want to be an alcoholic wherever i get in amen

[alpine orchid]

start dating one of the doctors/engineers there

right?

then i drop out and go to like, U Mass or smth

for a normal major

[stiff flare]

Nah Fam if ur getting hammered get hammered at UW Madison

[hoary apex]

concrete plan

[alpine orchid]

that way I bagged a rich harvard guy

locked him down

[bright copper]

why did u apply to all Umn campusses who does that

and fucking NAU

[alpine orchid]

said i went to an ivy league while being stupid

AND got a decent paying job

it's PERF.

[fiery cloak]

i was bored

LMAO

[stiff flare]

Man applied to 45 colleges he had to justify it somehow lmao

[bright copper]

lmao

fr tho

[stiff flare]

NAU tho?

[fiery cloak]

okay listen

[stiff flare]

Dk abt that

[fast escarp]

What’s nau

[fiery cloak]

i did the share my app on umn

[stiff flare]

Northern Arizona University

[fiery cloak]

so every school just gave me decision

[bright copper]

why

[fiery cloak]

yes this one i was just bored

[fiery cloak]

bored

[bright copper]

now some farmer in bum fuck nowhere can't go to uni

[stiff flare]

LMAOOOO

[fiery cloak]

well no the idea was that i would help deflate their acceptance rates

but it didnt work

[bright copper]

lol

[alpine orchid]

i literally want to

go to college

and date a spicy brown guy

[bright copper]

graduate early

or get ur ged

[alpine orchid]

i alr am

[bright copper]

then insta apply to ASU & UMN

[alpine orchid]

im graduating at 17

[bright copper]

oh u are?

[alpine orchid]

so i didn't wanna skip another grade haha

[fiery cloak]

pull up

[bright copper]

no i mean as a juunior

[alpine orchid]

yo bet

[stiff flare]

The best school in the USA tho? University of Massachusetts at Amherst. By a clear shot

[hoary apex]

i have yet to find one that showers and also likes brown girls

[fiery cloak]

im in cali

[alpine orchid]

yeah but rn im 16 and a junior

[fiery cloak]

YES

[bright copper]

that's normal

[alpine orchid]

imma literally be in college b4 i can drive

[bright copper]

i was 16 when i was a junior

[alpine orchid]

no i just turned 16

[fiery cloak]

oh

[bright copper]

oh

[fiery cloak]

hmhmhmhmmm

sus

[bright copper]

fr

also

[stiff flare]

I was 11 when I turned 16

[bright copper]

NEU Isnt spicy

[alpine orchid]

i won't turn 17 until mid senior year

[bright copper]

pretty mild actually

so get some hot sauce when u pu

[hoary apex]

i can confirm that zoomas frat parties go hard

[fast escarp]

Ehh I turned 16 over the summer before junior year so only a little different

[fiery cloak]

okay not for you ramesh

[alpine orchid]

bet

[fiery cloak]

youre mid thats why

ro a 10

[alpine orchid]

sooo trueeee

[bright copper]

damn

[alpine orchid]

not rlly tho

brown guys be saying they're so into brown girls

then they're only into brown girls that look like madhuri dixit

[bright copper]

brown girls traumatized me

[fiery cloak]

i mean you could be like a 10/50 i never specified

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[alpine orchid]

and will date any white girl if they breathe in their direction

[bright copper]

now i exclusively date outside of my race

[alpine orchid]

it's kinda crazy

[fiery cloak]

i love being acespec

[alpine orchid]

at least you can get dates

[stiff flare]

As a brown guy who lives in India I’m only into one thing.
Depression.

[bright copper]

i can't

[hoary apex]

preach or like katrina kaif , or like the lululemon pseudo-white brown girls

[fiery cloak]

💀

LMAO

help

[bright copper]

i dated one persian girl then wanted to die after

[fiery cloak]

why

[bright copper]

was like yea

yk

[fast escarp]

Ngl they probably just dating any girl that breathes in their direction and they happen to be white

[alpine orchid]

YEAHHHHH omg ty. like if you're not wearing a crop top, baggy jeans, and a claw clip with bleached on the bottom, do you even count as a dateable brown girl?

[bright copper]

clingy asf, shit was moving way too fast and i couldn't spend more than 5m not in contact w her

[alpine orchid]

all the brown guys in my grade like the same 5 brown chicks

and treat the rest like shit

[stiff flare]

My entire person is being attacked right now what the hell lmaoooo

[bright copper]

and also she was in my friend group and all her friends were hounding me 24/7

[fiery cloak]

THIS HAPPENED TO ME WITH ONE INDIAN GIRL OMLLL

[fiery cloak]

its okay me too just realize youre not the target audience and move on

[bright copper]

"HEY SO HOW IS IT GOING W PERSON OMGGGG HOW WAS THAT CALL W PERSON"

leave me the fuck alone g

[fiery cloak]

LOL

sara ali khan

type shit

[hoary apex]

brown men get mad when brown women don’t date brown men, but then they don’t date brown women 💀

[alpine orchid]

SO true :(

[fiery cloak]

is this a thing

[alpine orchid]

all the brown guys at school are mean to me

[fiery cloak]

damn

skill issue

[hoary apex]

absolutely

[fiery cloak]

brown guys are generally Ls

[alpine orchid]

probably because i have more body hair than them

[fiery cloak]

honestly

[alpine orchid]

🙏

[hoary apex]

LMAO

[stiff flare]

Did you know shah rukh khans son went to USC? So did Madhuri dixit’s son

[fiery cloak]

apart from Ko brown guys are like

Ls

[alpine orchid]

my mom STILL doesn't let me shave

[fiery cloak]

jk not really

[hoary apex]

my beard can connect unlike theirs 🤌

[alpine orchid]

but tbh im over it now

[fast escarp]

Why not

[bright copper]

no amt of money would get me to release that info

[fiery cloak]

at my school though

[alpine orchid]

oh

wtv

u do u

[fiery cloak]

ro is probably full pay

💀

[alpine orchid]

no my family is living on disability rn

[bright copper]

idk how much body hair indian dudes got tho

[fiery cloak]

oh

[stiff flare]

My one true friend in this server called me an L my life is over I’m going to ASU bye.

[bright copper]

we persians are fucking forests

so thats why

[fiery cloak]

HEY I DIDNT CALL U AN L

nooo

i called like every indian guy at my school an L

[hoary apex]

it’s okay king you’re redeemed as long as you’re not from hyd or sumn

[bright copper]

i gotta shave my fucking chest daily

[fiery cloak]

you are a W

[alpine orchid]

i hate how ppl clown ASU, like i would literally LOVE to go there

[fiery cloak]

you didnt need to do that

[fiery cloak]

he didnt clown ASU tho

ASU is great

i love that school

[hoary apex]

i’m from hyderabad i can claim this

[bright copper]

fuck ASU

[stiff flare]

I’m a tad bit more southern

[fiery cloak]

i mean okay i like other schools over it

[fast escarp]

L take

[bright copper]

why would u put a fucking UNIVERSITY FOR PEOPLE WHO DOTN HAVE CARS in PHOENIX

[fiery cloak]

but its a fine school

[bright copper]

IN FUCKING PHOENIX

[fiery cloak]

okay this is a take i can fucking get with

honestly

[alpine orchid]

i phoenixed ur mom last night

awooga awooga

[hoary apex]

ko you can party w me at umass when we both end up there

[bright copper]

goofy as

[fiery cloak]

nah what the fuck is this

[bright copper]

lets rave at goa

[hoary apex]

LMAO

[fiery cloak]

@shy pine

[alpine orchid]

i identify as awoogasexual please do not shame my sexuality

i cannot control it

[fiery cloak]

oh bitch i will

[hoary apex]

i’m doing that over the summer w my cousins

[fiery cloak]

thats like dreamsexual levels of low

[hoary apex]

no like i’m serious

[bright copper]

who tryna rave to some dumb and bass

[alpine orchid]

ok true story, i once joined a server and they were like 'custom pronoun roles available'

[fiery cloak]

LOL

[stiff flare]

Goa’s hella crowded now. If you’re going somewhere with a beach you now go to Kerala

[alpine orchid]

so i trolled them into thinking my prns were

chicken/tikka

[bright copper]

true

[fiery cloak]

deez/nuts

LMFAO

[alpine orchid]

i told them that they were a vehicle of asian hate

if they disrespected my pronouns

[fiery cloak]

ayy im tryna get a full ride on this vehicle

[hoary apex]

true also they shut down the old party alleys so it’s boringly regulated now

[stiff flare]

Also bro did you see what was going on in Memphis?

[stiff flare]

Exactly

[alpine orchid]

well send addy and i'll give u a full ride tonight 😏

[fiery cloak]

what happene4

[fiery cloak]

oh for sure

dms

[alpine orchid]

HAHAHAH

[fiery cloak]

you aint ever had a university this good before

[stiff flare]

Just Google Memphis. It’s about to break into riots I think

[fiery cloak]

damn

[alpine orchid]

pls the only reason im giving you this aid is because it is need-based

[hoary apex]

pulling up to kerala over the summer 😎

[fiery cloak]

oh shit i can give you some merit too

[alpine orchid]

raise my gpa, tank that rpf

[fiery cloak]

😩

[alpine orchid]

😩

[fiery cloak]

so true

i love a2c edating

[stiff flare]

Finna go to Wayanad or like kochi and eat some appam with chicken stew

[alpine orchid]

@raven gazelle im simping for someone else now

bye babygirl

[stiff flare]

The Indian came out in me

[fiery cloak]

damn

im honored

[stiff flare]

Y’all need to try proper Indian food tho

Like

[fiery cloak]

yall ever had @alpine orchid

thats some proper indian food right there

whole ass meal n right

[stiff flare]

Lmao

[alpine orchid]

FRRRR MASALEDARRR

[fiery cloak]

FR

[alpine orchid]

ayo @fiery cloak wanna try some of my garam masala tonight

[fiery cloak]

down asf

gamer girl make me some pav bhaji

💀

[stiff flare]

Lmao lol i like how probably the whitest thread in this server is currently a couple Indians fan girlingover each other lmaoooo

[hoary apex]

dude my aunt and my cousins and i all planned this like southern road trip to do nothing but like eat at dhabas and drink kallu

[alpine orchid]

wait u need to pass the brown guy screening check:

• do u say the N word
• how much weed do you smoke at the back of the temple
• are you addicted to Clash of Clans
• how many black kurtas do you own

[alpine orchid]

girl u can eat dhaba food? my gut microbiome is so american i literally have to wash the dishes in bisleri

[stiff flare]

You have to do this once at least . It’s only right

[hoary apex]

i grew up in india and moved here for high school

[stiff flare]

And this is why I laugh at y’all

LMAOO

Can y’all eat dhaba food

Y’all won’t be able to handle the Taco Bell here

[fiery cloak]

no; none; never played; probably like three

[stiff flare]

Lmaoooo

[fiery cloak]

YEAH

[hoary apex]

that is an INSULT to my person

[hoary apex]

i ate too much disease ridden pain puri in youth

[stiff flare]

Lmaooooo

[hoary apex]

i’m basically immortal

[stiff flare]

ONG fr

[hoary apex]

the hyderabad pollution for a decade was nothing on covid 💪

[stiff flare]

Bro I inhale 1 cigarette worth of smoke everyday and eat veggies that have touched the road multiple times for all 17 years if my life. My gut microbiome stronger than than Mike Tyson

Bangalore tho

What a city

Love it

Well

The silence is deafening

So

I’m gonna go sleep

Gn

Was fun talking to y’all

[bright copper]

it isn't its fucking fighting for its life 24/7

how are your shits

[hoary apex]

no come back i was folding the dishes

[hoary apex]

indian immune systems need to be studied because i have clue how we’re alive

white people would fold in max 20 minutes

[stiff flare]

I’ve seen it in action lmao

[bright copper]

its bc white ppl are always in clean conditions 24/7

which is worse for them acc

thats why they have all the mf allergies

[hoary apex]

the concept of so many miscellaneous allergies baffles me

[stiff flare]

Honestly man I’m gonna be very honest Korean/ Japanese / Chinese and other southeast Asian cuisines simply cannot compare to Indian cuisines in terms of spice level

[bright copper]

okay but

variety

have it all

fuck sushi tho idk why people love it so much

[signal patrol]

ayo questionable rizz?

[bright copper]

shit j tastes like rice and fish it aint special

[hoary apex]

correction: unquestionable

[stiff flare]

Bro variety? We just became the most populous country in the world variety is our middle name

[bright copper]

have you been to any indian restaurant outside of india

that shit gets thrown out the door

variety do not cross borders

[hoary apex]

we’re basically like 2 different countries atp

[hoary apex]

not our fault

[stiff flare]

See that’s at any restaurant with an exotic cuisine right

[bright copper]

your fault

[weak walrus]

W take

[bright copper]

yes

[signal patrol]

its exotic ✨

[bright copper]

thats why you love ita ll

[bright copper]

😭 bro if my gas station sells it its not exotic

[signal patrol]

😭

[stiff flare]

It is boiled grains in fish skin with raw fruits

[hoary apex]

yes solely my fault 😔

[bright copper]

yes

[signal patrol]

u never know, maybe the rats looking for something oriental

💀

[bright copper]

💀

[stiff flare]

Nah bro if Hyderabad ain’t got nothing at least it’s got it’s biryani

That stuff man

[hoary apex]

i miss hyd so much dude

[stiff flare]

Worth the dysentery

[gleaming saffron]

on god

[hoary apex]

if only hyd had a good humanities uni

i would move back in a heartbeat

[stiff flare]

Instead it’s got IIIT

[hoary apex]

so true i’d commit war crimes for a paradise biryani

[gleaming saffron]

lmfao usc is stupid for deferring 38k

it’s so dumb

[bright copper]

omg riya what a unique not said every hour take

really?

[stiff flare]

Right. L take. Paradise biryanis gone bankrupt in Bangalore

[hoary apex]

but like it’s not even in the city and IIT is full of just npcs

[gleaming saffron]

they should’ve rejected people so the pool would’ve become smaller

[weak walrus]

fuck usccc

[bright copper]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[gleaming saffron]

lmfao

i just hate usc

[weak walrus]

UCLA on top >>>

[bright copper]

i love usc

and ucla

[stiff flare]

THEY CALLED ME AFALSE PROPHET

[weak walrus]

i dont fw with usc anymore

[bright copper]

both fye schools

[weak walrus]

bruins > trojans

until i get rejected from both

[signal patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/little-kid-staring-thinking-meme-disappointed-gif-14317296

[gleaming saffron]

i wanna know if i was at least close

[bright copper]

u weren't

[stiff flare]

THEY CALLED ME A VIBE KILLER

[bright copper]

there

[stiff flare]

NOW THEY SEE THE TRUTH

[gleaming saffron]

probably😝

[bright copper]

also fuck bruh

i was abt to start doing last wks hw

[hoary apex]

the lines r still heinous in hyd, they haven’t minced quality yet. although their saalan has a dubious oil ratio

[bright copper]

j had fuckin in n out now i wanna pass out

[signal patrol]

USC - University of sucking cock

[gleaming saffron]

based

[fiery cloak]

BRUH

why are you making it enticing

im not ssupposed to like USC

[hoary apex]

more like in n out of consciousness 💀

[signal patrol]

ayo

[fiery cloak]

🫠

[gleaming saffron]

yo chill

[signal patrol]

come over maybe

[fiery cloak]

sheesh

[signal patrol]

😩

[bright copper]

hehe

[gleaming saffron]

what the

[stiff flare]

Tbh only one biryani beats Hyderabadi and that’s Meghana biryani in Bangalore. If you ever come here imma take you all out on a treat for chicken boneless biryani.

[gleaming saffron]

go to your dms to finish that convo @fiery cloak

[fiery cloak]

riya u pull up too

[signal patrol]

fax

[fiery cloak]

😩

also ramesh

@bright copper

[signal patrol]

all indians pull up

[bright copper]

wsg

[gleaming saffron]

lmfao how many indians are here

[hoary apex]

🫡

[fiery cloak]

ramesh not indian

but he also pull up

[stiff flare]

Wazzgood my g

[bright copper]

pu where

[gleaming saffron]

someone make a gc

[bright copper]

fr

[signal patrol]

the masala (orgy) fest

[stiff flare]

PABAJEE MOBAIL

[signal patrol]

lmao

[signal patrol]

that african dude

[fiery cloak]

pubg mobile

[hoary apex]

holding u to this promise i’m literally going to my aunts house this summer

[fiery cloak]

?!?!

[signal patrol]

make a gc or sum

[fiery cloak]

anyone wanna play fortnite

[hoary apex]

no fr

[fiery cloak]

💀

[gleaming saffron]

make a gc

[fiery cloak]

wait fr

[signal patrol]

no cap make a gc

[fiery cloak]

okay bet

[gleaming saffron]

i assign u

[signal patrol]

neu make gc

add them indians

[gleaming saffron]

ong

[hoary apex]

pls make one 🫡

[stiff flare]

Make a gc lmao the USC thread has become Delhi lmao

[hoary apex]

💀

[small cove]

omg guys my bsf got into usc i’m so happy for him😭😭😭

[hoary apex]

all the white ppl watching this unfold n not saying anything

[signal patrol]

we arent,

we're salty

[hoary apex]

congrats!!! 💀

[signal patrol]

):(

jk

congratss

[hoary apex]

he beat the odds

[stiff flare]

“What is a ‘Hyderabad’?”

Lmaooo

[hoary apex]

yk they wanted to defend the honor of sushi 💀

[stiff flare]

Lmaooo

[small cove]

wait so did ppl get rejected yesterday or was it only acceptances & defers

[crisp halo]

only acceptances and defers!

[green jewel]

@crisp halo I got in!!

[crisp halo]

Congratulations!!

[green jewel]

thank you for being so patient with us 💀

[crisp halo]

LMFAO

ur so good

[timid forge]

Are you going to the visiting day event?

[fiery cloak]

@alpine orchid

accept friend request

[green jewel]

i’m gonna try to make it!! maybe see you there?! 🤠

[timid forge]

Yass

See you there too

I’ve never been to LA before

It’s going to be my first time on the west coast 😃

[green jewel]

omg so exciting!!!

my sister lives out there so I think i’m gonna try to go out for a week or so and live with her

[low sluice]

ahhh wish i could be there

would be so cool

[sinful obsidian]

fair warning everything is expensive 😭

congrats on usc tho

[timid forge]

My fear

[low sluice]

my fear [2]

[sinful obsidian]

once purchased a medium boba for $11 stay safe 🙏

[green jewel]

oh god 😭

[low sluice]

[green jewel]

tbh I can prob only go to usc if I get a merit scholarship SO 🤠🤌

[low sluice]

yeah me too

[green jewel]

everyone manifest 🤪

[low sluice]

i doubt i’ll get one as an intl

they want that intl money

[timid forge]

Same

@green jewel idk if this is totally true

But I saw somewhere

50% of people admitted will get a merit scholarship

[green jewel]

oh wow

this wait is gonna be unbearable lol

[raven gazelle]

goodbye 😩

[alpine orchid]

you have passed

[alpine orchid]

W rizz

[fiery cloak]

W

[signal patrol]

W

[timid forge]

hey, you're now 2-1 19 to go

[daring citrus]

😭

yeah pretty much

soft reject

well they don't want to reject everyone

so u still have a chance for regular round

[timid forge]

not really

you literally

have better chances rd than ea

[daring citrus]

well not really

ea acceptance is 6%

reg is 15

[timid forge]

some people wont continue their application, others will withdraw due to getting finaid and shit from ed, its more than 2%

defer = reject is just bs

[daring citrus]

👆

[timid forge]

if you believe that then might as well not apply to any <10% acceptance because "its all reject"

have faith in urself!

[daring citrus]

ye

also why does it not show the requirement for mid year report on the portal

i don't think i sent it but it doesn't say it's missing

i just don't see it anywhere tho

[timid forge]

I applied to USC the day it was due😭

I didn’t even know much about it till September of 2022

[daring citrus]

o thx

[signal condor]

Why was EA so low?

[daring citrus]

they only admit like 25% of the freshman class through ea

for some reason

[signal condor]

Maybe it has to do with yield protection?

Idk interesting tho

[unique bear]

L school

[old marsh]

They do it probably to lower their acceptance rate because they can “consider” deferred applicants twice

[wooden dome]

yea

so we still have a good chance of getting in

[timid forge]

@green jewel dms!

[small cove]

Does anyone mind showing what y’all answered for the questions that were on USC app?

[green jewel]

Drag Queens and Meryl Streep came through 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[timid forge]

MINE WAS SO CRINGE

[worthy tangle]

have to say love the brewster pfp and you seem like a very fun person

[autumn silo]

basically meme the app and u get in? welp alr.....

[worthy tangle]

I don’t think it’s memed more so demonstrative of interests with humor thrown in

[green jewel]

honestly just tried to be real and show them a NOT super boring side of me

[shy pine]

they already wrote the bs essays flexing their intellectual side, these questions are to gauge their personality

[autumn silo]

sorry im salty lmao

[thick gorge]

U should def meme the app on the short answers

AOs want personality

For my favorite roommate I literally put the train conductor from the polar express

lol

[autumn silo]

I put doctor emett brown, memesque enough ig

[green jewel]

yeah I think if you say like “computer science” for what class you would teach it’s like… what does that say about you that hasn’t already been said?

[autumn silo]

I said intro to sleep schedule while being a cs applicant....I SHOWED MY LOVE FOR SLEEP LEMME IN RDDDDDD

[signal condor]

Lolll

I said Jay Gatsby Bc his optimism was funny yet inspiring

Trust that the great gatsby never gets old

[charred laurel]

i also applied for cs, i said: How to click your mouse 14 times per second

Tony Stark for roomate

[autumn silo]

nice

[signal condor]

Good roommate choice

I applied for IR, I know it’s competitive since USC is t5 for that but I’m not sure how competitive it is compared to engineering

[small cove]

omggg did u get in ???

[timid forge]

same

[manic vine]

yes!!

[timid forge]

and i got in

[small cove]

THE SONGGGG

U HAD IT FR

[worthy tangle]

one word: self-proclaimed-foodie

congrats on usc though!!

gosh these prompts look so fun

[small cove]

fr! i wish i applied

[worthy tangle]

i def wouldn’t have attended 😭

but they do look rlly fun

[signal condor]

Bro these answers are so creative!

Here are mine

A lot blander than most of the other ppls probably

[timid forge]

@signal condor u got in too right?

[worthy tangle]

ROTS 🌝

[lime salmon]

these are the 3 words that got me in!

if any1 was curious

[timid forge]

LMFAOO

[worthy tangle]

that’s so quirky

[fathom heron]

Swap with ucla and you're in

About to become the Trojan himself

[thick gorge]

Why not lol

[worthy tangle]

i cannot pay

[thick gorge]

Finaid? Ur applying to ivies which cost like basically the same

[worthy tangle]

i’m oos

usc gives like 0 aid oos

i’d get good finaid at most t20s

[thick gorge]

Oh I didn’t know that

That sucks :(

[worthy tangle]

yup

[signal condor]

Yessir

I’m actually so hyped for SoCal

[signal condor]

This might actually be genius

[signal condor]

Lmao trust in rots

[lime salmon]

Really?

[signal condor]

Yeah

You’d need the reader to be really abstract I assume

[lime salmon]

Yeaaa

[signal condor]

Didn’t Stanford use to do like a 5 word description thing too?

[lime salmon]

I was thinking ab how everyone else was gonna respond

and I wanted to do the opposite

Yea I believe they did too

[agile cave]

I wrote about Oreos for my Stanford essay

[signal condor]

Ooh cool!

Which one?

[agile cave]

Letter to roommate

[lime salmon]

Full disclosure I did not get into usc

[agile cave]

And then wrote hunger games for favorite book for usc

I don’t know how I got in for such a random answer