#University of Michigan (2022-2023)
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Why don’t u become a cs boss urself so I can come be your manager and get paid 400k
im literally going to either get a management minor, BBA or MBA
top employers for CS usually look like that in a lot of places tbh
my goal is to be the boss
ive seen very similar listings at many schools
fs, but being the top employer also denotes that you'll more than likely get your foot in the door with them
which is a godsend to have on your resume
yeah i agree
Psychology kid
like my cousin went from UCSD straight to one of the maang companies(idr which my parents never tell me details)
and j jumped around microsoft amazon and google
has a porsche not too long after he graduated and bought a house and is insanely well off rn... his parents live in low income housing and work retail
shit does wonders bc now he is able to do whatever he wants
not to mention bro came here from Iran at 17
huh
that’s gonna be me but i be even better
also fuck psychology
my sister is a psych major and agrees
literally abandoned her psych doctorate for research marketing and an mba
i’m friends with a few psych majors
i scored higher on ap psych exam than all of them and i constantly shit on psychology as a major
as more of a joke than an actual insult
but still
true
whats a "bad" umich
what if they release decisions on january 31st at 11:59 pm
that portal change earlier today 😭
:thon:
idk it’s just not good. i referenced a few courses i was interested in but i just like.. listed them out?
i wasn’t too great with college apps when i wrote it it was one of my first
it’s not very personal to umich it could be switched out for like any school
besides the course names
lmao
not my school screwing with the portal
i believe u got in fam trust
bruhh
i mean u cant see anything on there anyways
besides the death blue gross screen
your schools gonna get you auto rejected if umich thinks you’re tampering with the website lmao
Not true
They'll see it was a dns block
is this your entire portal :dug:
Not a manual removal
u right
yeah they got rid of everything else
rip
i tried going back to the page where i used to click on my application, it saids not found
so like they've definately shifted some stuff
love how the application portal said “you’ll see your CS decision here” and “your decision will be here”
when did this change happen
meanwhile they shut down that entire part of the portal
i saw it today at 8am est
ah
nah its probably friday
This page just has apocalyptic vibes
fr man fr
the page is stupid
it’s freaky ngl
idk why they make decision day so vague
it just means they're making changes on the actual thing
at least the cornell portal didn’t change too much before decisions
its the stupidest shit
because they get a gazillion applications
if they don’t know when they’ll be done just make it january 31st idgaf just don’t make it random
^^'
true
i’m honestly just waiting for this thread to blow up that’s how i tell decisions are out
im waiting for my school to suddenly erupt about it
I nearly got heart failure when my top school told me that the decision is ready 9 days before the time they specified tho.... so
thats how ill know
ye we need an @ here if decisions released

my school has 0 umich applicants besides me. class of 376 btw
sheeesh
crying at home is better than crying at school
i think 80% of my grade applied 🤡
i always get admissions decisions like hours later than the actual decision
i think we have like 10-20 out of a class of 115
so like
its later than 2pm imo
iirc
i live an hour away too
est
i live 4 hours away
omg another in state person
(cross the border tho)
i
unfortunately
im sry
down in ohio
i cannot respect u
swag like ohio
lmfao
umich is 1 hour away OSU is 2 hours away
please not 3pm im good with 5
give me in state istg
ohio didn’t use to be a meme bro
i think it’s funny to be in the funny state
no it always was
michigan ohio rivalry from the start
:lmao:
ohio moment 💀
accepted to OSU main tho
but ofc
its an automatic reaction
they have like 60% acceptance rate
ah
idk how to feel bc they didn't yield protect me 💀
you got in?
y
yield is so confusing
and unnecessary 😔
which is sadge
imo
and i def wasn't yield protected from GT bc one of my genius friends got in
so I was just stupidity protected
😭
i think i was deferred for yield protection idk why case wouldn’t admit a 35/4.0/top 1% class applicant otherwise
they’re not that selective
probably just not showing interest enough
no distinction from other applicants maybe?
idk
OSU’s better for CS anyways so i don’t care about the defer in that sense. my pride was hurt though
lol
I feel ya 100%
GT in state has a 40% acceptance rate
and I didn't even get in
💀
well clearly that rate meant nothing on me :lmao:
and I'm like also pretty competitive for GT imo
wut were ur stats
ive only heard from my ed which was a rejection smh
35 ACT, 3.91 uw
:( sry to hear that
sry man
which ed tho
columbia
someone asked me once if OSU was a safety for me
ah
fair enough
and i didn’t know how to answer without sounding like a dick
you just say yes

ye 
i don’t want everyone to hate me tho yk
also it's THE osu
tru tru
Michigan better 
the 'the' is vital
i don’t really care for OSU tbh
otherwise I got no idea what ur talking about
osu <<<
Ohhh sam
my family on the other hand
@deft kindle do u go to the games?
big OSU fans
L fans
cuz ik some colleges have too many reqs for engineers for them to study abroad
yeah
yeah, engineers have their own study abroad dept
called IPE
pog
u can do lsa study abroad programs too if u want
but IPE allows for engineering classes whilst abroad
i mean shit with how much we’d be paying umich they’d better let us study abroad
ah I see
btw does mich autoconsider scholarships for EA applicants 👀
cuz i forgor to do fafsa
also regarding games, u get the student discount for season tix, so its smart to buy anyway and sell later. made 200+ bucks that way
alternative: sell football
financial aid deadline is march 15 pretty sure
u need fafsa and css by both parents
priority deadline was december
css actually makes me wanna kms
oh it did
and why does harvard want the make and model of my mothers car
for css profile
jfc
bruh
huh xD
this is why i dont apply for harvard, knowing i wont get in 😎
oh nice
it’s wack af
but if the deadline is so late
i dont think youll know aid stuff right away
im confuzzed
i see a deadline and i don’t worry about it until the day before
if only we had that portal now
fax man
they probably did that because of how many emails they might be getting about decision release date
it’s ok the umich applicant portal kinda ugly af tbh
fr it is
i never interact w the undergrad admissions dept at all nowadays
my favorite is caltech’s portal
it’s so cute
they have beaver clipart on the top right and it’s adorable
lollll
and it looks modern and well made
nice
anyway, do any of you enjoy multivariable calculus 😃
would you like to do some for me :)
why do like 90% of my application portals for literal T20 colleges look like the source code was last modified before i was born
caltech was my #2 choice school....but I didn't apply bc too many essays and i'm too stupid to get in
basic calculus makes me want to end it all
im only in bc 💀
8 whole ass essays when i know damn well i’m not getting in
and so far, it's not bad at all
my school doesn’t even offer bc
ah
i just assumed that some a2cers would prob know multi
ikr
I wrote 3 of them
then was like
yeah no
but that's an assumption cuz ppl r crazy here
I am done
bro fr
someone def does just not me and my calc ab ass
my school technically doesnt offer ap calc but its built into curriculum (i do ib 🤡)
why my german keyboard autocorrecting ass to aß
i enjoyed AB calc
the engineer study abroad thing doesn't have japan 😭
ig i'll do it through LSA if I get in
changes every year
like they add and remove programs n stuff
are you japanese or just big on japanese culture?
they usually give info sessions in the fall
lessgo
i am weeb
i want to live in japan after i am done with corporate 'muricca
Well
I hope I get into Mch
mich
no point in doing this research now ig
you got it bro
Oh is there
and what u like
LETS GO
valid. i love anime but i don’t get super into it in the same way
i’m on my third naruto rewatch 💀
ayyyy
you should check out my MAL account
at the pain fight atm
ShinyGhoul999
😭
a place called quickly isn't that bad imo, and also its close by and not too busy
I almost cried
i also like coffee
i havent updated my MAL in years
my family loves going up to ann arbor
umich is just super convenient for me with my location
yeah fr. ann arbor is so fun, which is why i chose umich
lowkey if I get in... i'd 100% visit ann arbor
i before wasnt as enthusiastic
why'd you choose mich btw
for random things
ann arbor LITERALLY changed my mind bruh like
denied OSU :,)
i realized that like
if i get into umich i’ll visit ann arbor soon
just spend a few hours there and go back home
ann arbor was a large enough and diverse enough place that i would not get bored
better deferred than denied
that i could spend 4 years there and not see everything, yet still feel like it was my town yk
dw bro a few of my friends got deferred from OSU who were overqualified imo
like there's a strong sense of place
and ik someone who got accepted who is way under qualified
hello guys
no need. ann arbor has extensive public transport + is super walkable
quick question
will there be any uh
valuable info
appearing in the wolverine access portal
b4 friday
what if i live an hour away and want to be able to go home sometimes
umich has its blue bus system and ann arbor has its own public bus system free to umich students called the ride
holy shit
yalll too?
no one’s gonna know that i don’t think
udub has a sweet subway system
or whatever it’s called
be there soon guys
idk but it was very nice
student govt runs busses to places + there are busses from the ride/aata (ann arbor public transport) has busses to the surrounding area
like i know friends that go to their homes in the detroit metro abt an hour away using the busses
plus there's an amtrak station in ann arbor
i don’t see a lot of public transportation around here
very occasionally i see a bus
was there no like
passport check
💀
there was apparently
but like
idk
they took the bus to detroit and then from detroit to toronto
sheeesh I wanna do that
alright but how much time
the best thai food I've ever had is from Toronto
5 hrs
no way
ok valid
midwest prices
i’ll see if i can get a bus into the area i live
actually
idek where i’ll put my car at home
ah
idk how prices are like in Atl
probably mid range
def not LA or NYC expensive
also the ann arbor busses take u to ypsi too if u want, and things are DIRT cheap in ypsi
ypsi?
shit in ny is pricey bro i’ve been there twice and my wallet leaves hungry
like u can get a 4.5/5 yelp restaurant meal for 6 dollars ypsilanti michigan
ypsilanti, its a neighboring city to ann arbor
its connected by public transport, and is about a mile away
that's easy to find cheap in ann arbor tbh
you gotta think about the audience too 
which food critics are going to ypsilanti michigan
alr cool
but that's still huge
but also there are really good ones that are more expensive
as long as I can eat the food, I like it 
i live in a good area, my dorm is called mosher jordan and its nice
i don’t gotta pay off debt until 4 years end right
there's a dorm called stockwell
so i can spend my money and embrace debt
i’d imagine
lemme in
yeah many dorms have practice rooms in the common areas
ooh nice
i’d lowkey withdraw every application i’ve submitted if it meant a umich acceptance
i just want security
one of the dorms next to mine is stockwell, another is alice lloyd. alice lloyd has private practice rooms w instruments and also they have an art studio
I wouldn't
but i get you
but yeah idk why but stockwell is so fucking beautiful
its the one dorm i look at and im like gah damn
well i’d rather get into umich than have to chance a bunch of ivies and t10s
:prayge:
Ok so what I'm most nervous about as well is that
for Mich
I have a very low level recruitment status
but idk how it'll effect my app for CoE since it's debate recruitment
this is my dorm
i am in an MLC so i was guaranteed housing in a good dorm on central campus
i had to apply for the MLC but honestly wasn't too hard
i bs'ed the essay
wow fancy
yeah
i think
i dont remember
my MLC is called MRADS
stands for michigan research and discovery scholars
i enjoy it
ooh cool
yeah there's one where u get to do writing, there's one where you're a health scholar or something so you get to shadow drs
im not sure
fr
MRADS is the most prestigious i think
all of these + uiuc and gtech are prolly releasing
PROLLY
MAYBE IM WRONG BUT PROLLY
sheeesh
also UICU
UIUC
i got into UIUC 😳
of 20 people who applied at my school last year, I think only 4 or 5 got in
and 2 commit
and northeastern
sheeesh
if you wanna know my reasons for not choosing other schools i could also disclose lol
Same for all of those
uiuc bc i found that the commute to and from the airport would be really cumbersome if i wanted to go home for break
But I also have NC state next Monday
additionally, although the engineering program is super strong, i wanted a school that could offer more well rounded options if i happened to change my mind
yeah that too, ann arbor seemed to offer what urbana had + more
it is relatively close to chicago tho
how's the party life
its umich so gotta be good
right
urbana to chicago is 2/3 hrs, plus then airport time and flight time
i took a train from Chicago to St Louis ... and we took a break in Urbana and it was only 2 hours away
so i didnt wanna do that
ic ic
its good if u want, party time starts thurs nights. u can always find any kind of party ur looking for if u want
but also not obligated
i dont party much
valid
did u have any ecs that related to bme engineering when applying
nope
what about like general STEM ECs?
I feel like I lack those
and I'm applying ChemE
i applied as a bme major but i dont have any engineering ecs bc i found my interest for the major pretty late into my junior year 😭
the only engineering related thing i have in my application is engineering classes i took freshman and senior year
i didnt choose northeastern bc i wanted to graduate in 4 years, worried about reintegrating back after co-op/abroad programs etc, and i also heard many issues with their housing and accommodating for students mainly bc theyve grown so fast so quickly
additionally their engineering program pales in comparison to umich or uiuc
yeah I feel the same way
Foot In door phenomenon
you stub your foot with the door
nah not really i didnt lol, i mean i built my dog a wheelchair
oh
i use that on a daily basis
as well as door in the face
i chose not to go to BU bc even tho i enjoy boston, umich oos still much cheaper for stronger engineering program
COA for BU is 80k a year lol
probably my essays, i wrote my essays on a creative streak idk
i had relatively strong stats and upward trend to begin w
but i think it was my essays that set me apart
i spent HOURS on umich engineering site, and i rewrote the essays several times. it was umich's essays i wrote from scratch and copied and adapted for others
i also considered CWRU for BME (they actually are t10 bc of the cleveland clinic) but i hated cleveland, even though case did give me 34k/year merit scholarship
a bunch of people from my school got accepted
but my school is quite competitive
i know around ~20/400 that got accepted
im sure there's more idk abt
around 10 went
including myself
yeah neither do i :lmao:
my school was a little crazy though tbh
but I didn't build my dog a wheelchair
i wouldnt use my hs as a point of comparison
we sent 3 people to MIT, 3 to harvard, 3 to yale, 7 to cornell 6 to williams, etc so like again, its stupid
do not compare based on my hs
nah my ECs were weak
well dam
sheeesh
personally i think my essays were the weakest part of my app
My umich essays are pretty mid imo except the communities one
aka my Why Umich essay is kinda mid
submitted ea before i rly figured out wut i was doing
fr
my RD apps have my best essays as well
i will also say my school didnt offer that many APs, didn't have class rank or val/salutatorian
ah
but we were public competitive hs
i actually went to hs with another person in a2c here
ally
ye did 20+ schools by the time we hit rd it was ez
damnn
I only applied to like 9 or 10 EA
i wish mine didnt do class rank
1 ed 6 EA like 15 RD
like top 33% or like rank 3
top 33% lol
i moved so im like 200/550 for a number of reasons
ah I see
and i had a 3.87uw
competitive hs will prep u well for umich
yeah
likewise but like 0 applied to umich which is good
prob not
ohh nice
depends imo
guys i gotta do hw
moved from intl so in my experience not hving honors/ap classes fucked with my weighted gpa
I think I like Umich now too
so it depends on how many qs u guys have
mom went there so ive been sold since i was like 8 lmao
sheeesh
my parents think mich is an easy school or something lol
from what ive heard its in context but idk
it is NOT easy
yeah ik
thankfully both my parents went to grad school so they know a lot
by easy I mean... they think michigan is of the same caliber as UGA
but thats also y im doin 20+ schools
but we're not from america sooo
no where close
yeah ik
where u from
i applied uga as a safety ngl
spent the longest time here tho
ssame moved like 5/6 times
i was gonna but decided against it cuz i hate uga
y lmfao
like 2012 - now
idc for the school
mid engineering program, mid cs program, also athens georgia is a dumpster
and the campus is mid
i got like atlanta (1-6) South africa (6-7) Ghana (where im from 7-8) Nigeria (8-16) VA (present)
Y did u withdraw
he got into his ed
O
oh wow nice

lmfao
ye its been a lot
anyone wanna look at my umich essays rq tryn fig out if they were bad or not
bet ill dm
I need to study for a physics test I have tomorrow
Gotcha bro
bet
here's my mich essay if yall wanna see:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-3EeXKW7SdBXoARoKBCKh6NR0rvCPr-l6l1nekFXYbE/edit?usp=sharing
Why Mich Describe the unique qualities that attract you to the specific undergraduate College or School (including preferred admission and dual degree programs) to which you are applying at the University of Michigan. How would that curriculum support your interests? Beakers glistened in the refl...
the why mich one
the communities one kinda doxxes me af
use words
i don’t have any after reading that
did you make this document with a spare non doxxable google drive account cause people can see your display name and email
ye
hmmm okay
formulate

ayy acnh
bruh why do yall care so much 😭
i dont get what the problem is if a mf gives his email and name up he gives it up
cuz beeg server = strange peoplelurking
cause people start crying and bitching at us when they got doxxed through this server
source: has happened before
whats an mf gonna do to a dude wa bunch of japaneese characters in his name(or chinese I recognize a few)
tell them to fuck off
its a valid option

"oh you willingly gave your info and someone used it?"
"great thats on you goodbye"
😭
chinese
racist
super idol hater
bro I saw ji and i couldn't recognize the rest
they have a shared character set
indeed
我说一点儿中文
but racist
i can write sushi in japanese
所以我说中文
i can also write ushi in japanese
thats crazy
ikr
im in chinese 3
fancy
so i cannot be racist towards the chines elanguage
you can't be racist to a language
the world disagrees
you can be racist to a race by making fun of their language
i no do that
bueno
🍅
Good luck all! Hope we all get in 😄
My AP Language teacher worked as admissions at UChicago for years and has connections in UMich that say Thursday, take that with a grain of salt tho
Thursday afternoon probably right?
Damn that'll be Friday morning during school for me 
i have no idea at this point
but at least like ik they did something behind the scenes bc now when i login i select my application instead of automatically going to the blue screen (still goes to it)
i tried going through another way to maybe see if it would say if i got in or not, only states like my app id and program but not decision
plot twist its tomorrow
its not
dont even say that

its always closed 4 days b4 release
its most likely friday
not most likely
100%
there isn't any reason for it not to be
historically ALWAYS been last Fri of Jan
fr they might switch things up 
and historically they ALWAYS close the portal 4 days b4 mich
why would they
use your brain
they're following the prev patterns
portal closed 4 days b4
right on time
why change anything
whenever the portal changes i go into panic mode
^^
nah same tho im so not ready
esp if it comes out while im in class
thats the last thing i want
goofy ass school is my top choice
do portal astrology
by that i mean hack
so they rescind ur app
and i can potentially have higher chances
ive been trying to reach my results another way in their websites
they aint saying shit though
wolverine access?
yeah
i still dont have access to a bunch of stuff
this is what it saids for app status from there
blurred is my name and app numbers lmao
but like thats it
How did u get there
i made a friend account for myself back when the portal worked
ahhhh smart
but it doesnt work anymore so idk how to get to this
mine is the saem
Big brain play
dude ive been spamming random like sub websites and just getting access denied lmaoo
cause like if it lets me through
then like high hopes
bro if u find a link pls send it over 🙏
i had to register a seperate thing
so i cant tell u how to get to it cuz i just access it from my email
please dont do that
U heard the CEO of Sex
💀
listen i dont have high hopes anyways
alr enjoy your free life and sex
How do u play around
ill be trapped in u of m land
well the portal gone now but i can try to find the thing
Im sorry i Sound dumb
thanks
show?
listen uh
Just be funny
do it when u get rejected (ik youll get accepted but /j)
ofc ofc
mine does that too lmao
as in?
yeah that happens kekw
i think its cuz common app was one day
Y’all are dumb stop the portal stuff
💀
It comes out in like 3 days
and then they made the account the next that isnt anything
Chill
its just called increased panik alright
And you’re not helping anyone by feeding into it
sry fam, ill just peace out till it comes out
I’m not banning you from talking
Look at some of the other threads
They’re giving
Vibes
does uom not give an actual time
such as #1051125605137121411
nope just guessing
carly approved caht
yep
all they say is they’re gonna email you when they’re out
but i heard emails tend to come late
Yes
did you guys see the little secret that put in their most recent insta post 😱😱😱
I’m finna be hella upset on Friday with both UMich and Tech
these colleges got me trippin
ong
+umd maybe
hoping my Purdue luck carries through 🤞
you got this
thanks gang u too
is Mich releasing this Friday?
Yes
Ye
I applied for CS so I think I’ll be in the same disappointment boat
yeah. its my top pick. I would have done ED, but no option lol
how do you feel you stack up?
Nice!
Well did you do four essays or two
I think three.,.. I might be having a stroke
Neither has three lol
Lsa is community/diverse and why mich
One sec
no, 4. The two specific Ross, and then the 2 Michigan
Ross has portfolio and business cases
yeah. I did that
Ok then you applied to Ross
Ross with LSA questions
i think it was the best move. I will still probably get rejected tho
Could still get into LSA tho
@deft kindle btw could I get an mba after doing ppe in lsa
My dad keeps scolding me for not doing Ross
yeah. Thats the hope. If I get into business at UIUC and LSA at Michigan, idk which to pic
pick
i mean... if I get into UIUC business, im gonna cry
and buy my entire school fake champagne or somethign
I am in drexel, thats it
if I get into Mich Ross, imma throw a rager
lol
I only listed my top 5 ECs
You like Uiuc? Interesting
As an illinois kid, no one seems to appreciate it
well FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Nice stats Faziz! If you don't get in, none of us are
Yeah. It's probably top 3. It's a great campus, nice people, etc. Michigan academics are better tho
Ayy nice!!!
Agreed I just didn’t apply bc I wanna get away
@dense jolt why r u so stressed man
U seem like u have a rly good shot
I feel you. I dont want UMD bc I wanna leave
thanks guys but ngl getting deferred from Case ruined my confidence
also, all the stats are fucky. The average stats, bc covid and shit
FAziz, youll be fine!
Case is a BITCH to get into. Unless you basically live on their campus to demonstrate interest, they arent accepting lol
I know a girl who got into MIT, and deffered from Case
I got differed from fucking Pitt...
I also placed second in a US national competition wiht NASA!!!!
like, a fairly good soudning accomplishmetn
but naw
Nah don’t say that bro 😭😭😭
lol
Ayyy!!
I think I have good stats
But we shall see
the NASA kibo challenge. I organized the team, etc. and still got differed
only got into Drexel so far
Defferals aren’t bad
Still mean you’re qualified
Rn I’m in at Villanova and Kelley at least
WTF. Drexel is smoking something. Tbf, Drexel always accepts ppl from my school. Like, every person, even with a 80 GPA and 1100 SAT gets in
We are a drexel feeder lol
It’s okay I wouldn’t go anyways I don’t wanna get shot 😭😭
Pitt is my backup
And pitts a good school!
I’m hella thankful tbh I sometimes think abt how grateful I should be
yeah
I love Michigan
47% for in state
same
a loaded coin tbh
i mean ur basically guaranteed if ur above avg stats
yeah.... I'm not lucky tho. OOS, Above Ave ACT, Below Ave GPA... Above Ave ECs I hope
I think
Ask me for some screenshots from this server that’ll show you
january third
Ya
Depending on if you want college admissions or not you have two choices
LMAO
lol
ok
thank you
that barnard thing tho... politics aside... if you arent a woman, you shouldnt go
isk
idk
LOL
anyone else here aiming for a 5 year MBA?
the all-women colleges are actually highly ranked
theres like no all-men colleges that rank high
The nerves r kicking in
i am not as good as the average a2c person and after seeing the stats of the people on here i lost hope 💀💀
the nerves are gone
just hoping for a defer
keyword: average a2c person
not representative of the overall applicant pool
plus youre likely going to be more harsh on yourself
dont sell yourself short like that
obviously dont stress over it but you are definitely good enough
it seems like enough to have anything less than a 1500 at this point 💀
Oos or in stats
In state
In state, trust yourself a bit more
oos
Out of state is the same, just know what you’re up against
Not just A2C kids
Depends on major too but yeah
yeah im going for oos COE so not great
honestly i think this is funny
ppl are saying it will hurt u which is logical but i actually think it’s good (even tho i wouldn’t personally use it)
bc u did ur research and that’s a hilarious unique thing abt umich
like i feel like u could get a surprise acceptance
Y’all tried to be funny in your essays
I just wrote some stuff
Not funny stuff
Not sad stuff
Just “stuff”
Interesting stuff but “stuff” nonetheless
Af least all of us wrote stuff
My “why Michigan” essay was basically just my life plan and how Michigan fits into it
me too
how umich would be the perfect stepping stone
Thst was basically everyone
Anyone considering transfer to Michigan?
If they don't get like top 3 as a first year?
idt it was a prompt to go creative in
Yeah. I was slightly creative, discussing programs and shit. But that's it
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