University of Michigan (2022-2023)

[dense jolt]

ya like I’m rlly nervous and on edge and everyone here is too

What so like 6 ppl here?

[ashen rock]

though i'm probably going to be rejected from most of them

[crude comet]

really????

[potent birch]

ross business applicant :,)

[dense jolt]

Wait what can’t be right

[solemn elm]

That can’t be real

[ashen rock]

do you need me to post my spreadsheet again

[dense jolt]

1/40 is 2.5 percent cuh

[crude comet]

yes

[fickle cloak]

only gets harder from here. umich, umd, unc, uiuc, neu, and nyu

[ashen rock]

all reaches lol

[dense jolt]

I mean I’m sure u could get into a couple w the amount u applied to

[ashen rock]

i already got into 3 so yeah

[potent birch]

i’m in state for u of i 💪💪

[fickle cloak]

that's what im talking about

[fickle cloak]

indiana?

[ashen rock]

Isn't that IU

[potent birch]

oh sorry uiuc

[fickle cloak]

well never heard of u of i

bruh

[potent birch]

everyone i know calls it u of i here lol

[ashen rock]

u of i chicago probably makes sense

[fickle cloak]

oh we oos ppl call it uiuc for urbana champ

[ashen rock]

champ

[potent birch]

champ

[fickle cloak]

see i wasn't risking spelling it wrong

so i ended there lmao

[ashen rock]

campaign

[fickle cloak]

its campaign ?

what

[ashen rock]

it's actually camping

[fickle cloak]

battle royale mode

[noble sedge]

is decisions actually tmr or next week

ppl are all saying diff things sob

[reef dome]

Yuh

[fickle cloak]

rizzler

jk

[dense jolt]

WELL

WHAT

THE

FUCK

if this is a prank btw ur banned

[fickle cloak]

bruh

is this a teamup with u and that j dude

[crude comet]

THIS IS TRUE

[fickle cloak]

tf is choate rosemary

[crude comet]

I am not here to prank

[dense jolt]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[young breach]

???

[dense jolt]

Can we all agree to get him banned if it is not tmrw

[crude comet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choate_Rosemary_Hall

[fickle cloak]

how about we think its jan 27 until it isnt

[dense jolt]

I’m gonna live in death

[fickle cloak]

never heard of them

[crude comet]

guys horace mann and choate both say that its being released tomorrow

[dense jolt]

same 😐

WHAT IS A HORACE MANN

[crude comet]

then you live under a rock. most presidents when to choate

OMG ANDOVER ALSO JUST SAID

THAT ITS BEIONG RELEASED TOMREWO

[dense jolt]

No way

[young breach]

what if i don't follow politics

[fickle cloak]

stuy, bronxsci, btech>>>>>>>

[reef dome]

SOURCE

[dense jolt]

What’s that

[ashen rock]

is this some rich people thing that i don't know about

[dense jolt]

send proof

send proof now

[fickle cloak]

right

[young breach]

^

[dense jolt]

Or I don’t believe it

[noble sedge]

qhat is a horace

[dense jolt]

sounds like Horace slughorn

[noble sedge]

huh

[reef dome]

@onyx palm

Can u pin proof if they sent plz

Thx bae

[dense jolt]

Harry Potter reference sorry

[dense jolt]

NOW YES. NOW

[reef dome]

@crude comet send your list of proof/info plz so we can pin it

[crude comet]

I'm not sure if I can atm

let me see

[dense jolt]

WDYM

[ashen rock]

is this some NDA'd thing

[dense jolt]

HOW

SCREEN SHOT BRUH

[crude comet]

it is very private info

very

[onyx palm]

also send a modmail with proof so we can update our records

[dense jolt]

JUST SEND A SCREENSHOT

[fickle cloak]

this guy

[dense jolt]

THEY WONT KNOW U DIDN

[reef dome]

@crude comet you can send private info to mod mail

[cosmic plinth]

hi

[reef dome]

Plz

[fickle cloak]

he's fw us 😭

[dense jolt]

that’s the thing I lowk feel like he’s not but he’s also being a butthead abt it

[crude comet]

guys i cant send a screenshot but on my mamma im not messing with you guys

[young breach]

send to modmail or smth?

[reef dome]

May I ask why you can’t?

[dense jolt]

YES PLS

[reef dome]

Is this like twitter or a press conference or smth

[crude comet]

sort of hard to explain

[fickle cloak]

i believe u, we all love our mamma

[ashen rock]

why is it swearing by your mamma not some god

[crude comet]

its just very private

[young breach]

maybe they are no religion

[crude comet]

ok i swear on G_d

[twin wadi]

can someone ping me when you guys figurer out the actual date

[fickle cloak]

private? they know ur discord?

[crude comet]

on hashem

[dense jolt]

BRO WHAT CULT R U IN @crude comet MY GUY

[cosmic plinth]

if you cant provide credible info id rather you not start speculation

[ashen rock]

i think i'd swear by the universe if im atheist

sounds pretty cool that way

[crude comet]

ok guys idc dont believe me

but im not lying

[dense jolt]

I lowk feel like hes telling the truth

That’s two rumors now

[reef dome]

You’re not giving us any reason to believe you bae

I want to

[crude comet]

do what you want with the information that i gave you

[reef dome]

But you can’t deny that it seems Sus

[dense jolt]

but this is annoying the shit out of me

[sinful totem]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/xvwwy7/university_of_michigan_early_megathread/?sort=new

naw

fr

[fickle cloak]

confirmation sir

[sinful totem]

they right

[cosmic plinth]

this is no crediblei nfo

not*

[dense jolt]

Damn it is tmrw isn’t it

[ashen rock]

crediblei sounds like italian

[cosmic plinth]

"i heard two people say that they heard a umich rep say it"

is not credible

[ashen rock]

why doesn'

[ashen rock]

why doesn't umich just send an email atp

[cosmic plinth]

again, thats not official info

if it comes tomorrow , great

[cinder dune]

lets goooooo

[cosmic plinth]

don't bet on it being tomorrow though

[cinder dune]

imma skip school tmrw

[young breach]

👀

[dense jolt]

I think it’s tmrw now FUCK

[cinder dune]

relax

[ashen rock]

just don't think

[onyx palm]

nothing is official, everyone relax.

[ashen rock]

be a plant

[dense jolt]

it does seem like it’s pointing towards that direction tho ngl

[cinder dune]

just hop on PlayStation and pkay some 2k

[crude comet]

before covid it would always come out on this friday

[young breach]

smart, let me transform myself rq

[onyx palm]

just dont say antyhing definitive

[dense jolt]

this is DESTH

death^

dam

[gritty flower]

@onyx palm ik 2 people at horace mann

ill dm them and check

[dense jolt]

Thank god

[onyx palm]

💀

me literally having talked to like 50 horace mann ppl today

[dense jolt]

Where is @crude comet getting his info from bruh

[sinful totem]

reddit

lmfao

[crude comet]

super elite private schools

[dense jolt]

cuh how rich r u

[sinful totem]

maybe confused with usc?

[dense jolt]

If it isn’t tmrw I want @crude comet gone

[crude comet]

no usc is also def tmrw

it is tomorrow

youll see

[gritty flower]

@crude comet enjoy the ban

[dense jolt]

lmao

[crude comet]

ok you guys will see

[gritty flower]

mukkar

bro literally goes to the schooo

why wouldn't he know?

[cosmic plinth]

no fucking shit dumbass

they told everyone

[gritty flower]

^

[onyx palm]

he fr called horace mann super elit

[dense jolt]

Imagine he’s right

[gritty flower]

horace mann isnt super elite

[dense jolt]

😭😭😭

[gritty flower]

its super nerdy

its literally every stereotype of the elitist nerd

[crude comet]

horace mann is insane

[onyx palm]

theyre stuckup and i say that with love

[gritty flower]

stuckup is such an understatement

[dense jolt]

ok so @crude comet is chatting out of his ass or not?

[crude comet]

yes and they have a really good guidance depart.

[gritty flower]

why does that matter

[dense jolt]

Does he have like a inkling or not?

[crude comet]

no why would i do that 😭

[gritty flower]

someone who goes there j said its not coming tomorrow

and that your full of shit

[onyx palm]

i doubt an active umich AO is part of their guidance department

💀

[crude comet]

someone who goes to horace mann?

[gritty flower]

ues

[onyx palm]

yes

[gritty flower]

i literally posted screenshots

unlike u

[crude comet]

ok tell them to check the google classroom

[onyx palm]

bestie

[reef dome]

Guys

We will find out tomorrow

Let’s just ignore this and get sleep

[onyx palm]

yeah take a breath

[sinful totem]

huh

[crude comet]

this is from my friend who goes to horace

[reef dome]

Try to

[reef dome]

Yes we all saw this

[dense jolt]

Yes ur right @reef dome but like he’s also being rlly stuck up abt this so I wanna know what he’s saying

[sinful totem]

is she in the admissions office

[austere karma]

If you got into Umich, would you go over BU?

[gritty flower]

have to delete SS bc bro doesnt want his user out there

but

[dense jolt]

So ur admitting u got this from the other guys who posted

[crude comet]

yes the guidance counselor posted that

[gritty flower]

@crude comet

[dense jolt]

WHAT

GET HIM OUT

[dense jolt]

Idk i just want options Yk they’re both on the same level for me

Both amazing

[cosmic plinth]

guys just

[crude comet]

let me ask my friend

[cosmic plinth]

shh

[dense jolt]

I’d be lucky to go to either

[austere karma]

I am in the same predicament

[dense jolt]

Did u ED to BU as well?

[austere karma]

Yeah

[dense jolt]

Ya it’s super stressful

[austere karma]

The city life is appealing

and Boston is just too good

imo

[dense jolt]

I’m thinking like if I get into Michigan do i retract BU and go? But BU is such a nice area

[gritty flower]

@crude comet this is the worst attempt at a troll possible

[dense jolt]

Michigan is quiet

[crude comet]

ok dude you will see

haha

[gritty flower]

like if u were being legit it wouldnt be hard to j send the SS to modmail

[crude comet]

i have no reason to troll

[austere karma]

Yeah I am considering maybe that

[austere karma]

true

[crude comet]

ok im done here

[dense jolt]

We’ll see hopefully I get into 1 lol

[crude comet]

believe me or not i dont really care

[dense jolt]

That’s a big if

it might be tmrw and u might be right but ur also just not telling us anything

[grave galleon]

Plug ur phone in bro and then stop saying shit

[dense jolt]

This night has been a roller coaster of emotions to say the least

[cinder dune]

umich is definitely better than BU

at least for my major

[dense jolt]

Eh depends like i also wanna have a social life yk and BU is def better for going around and shit

[reef dome]

This fight is funny

[crude comet]

thats not true at all bro

[dense jolt]

Ya I’m just stressing in between it all

[dense jolt]

U stfu Mr. Know it all don’t try and ruin everyone’s night like u already did

we r all allowed an opinion

For someone who wants to see as many ppl as possible yes BU is better for me

Seeing as I’m an extrovert

But once again- no guarantee I get in

So doesn’t matter

[potent birch]

holy fuck there goes my sleep

[fickle cloak]

im with u on this one despite both being great schools

[dense jolt]

Ya they’re both amazing I’d be lucky to get into either

[minor grotto]

hold up so soon?

[glacial hound]

when umich ea??

[quaint frigate]

Do we think it’ll come out Jan 27

[dense jolt]

Honestly it could be tmrw but prolly next week

[glacial hound]

o :

[fierce river]

if its priv send it to the mods atleast so they can verify it and put in the decision calendar or whatever

atleast then we will believe you

[minor grotto]

makes sense

[fierce river]

.

[fierce river]

dis

[inner spade]

can we see proof

[cosmic plinth]

whats happening

[reef dome]

You’ve got this man

[reef dome]

Dude madness

[cosmic plinth]

proof

[fierce river]

umich tomorrow maybe? (atleast this one dude keeps claiming it will be)

[cosmic plinth]

stop

just check when youre emailed

dont believe fools on the internet

[quaint frigate]

It would help if schools were more open about when they’d release decisions

[fierce river]

any USC + UMich applicant?

[cosmic plinth]

yes

me

[inner spade]

Twins

we screwed

[fierce river]

then no extra anxiety anyways, already got anxiety from USC

all the best 💀

[cosmic plinth]

YOU are

[inner spade]

ive really just accepted my deferral

[cosmic plinth]

i am fine

[inner spade]

Valid feeling loopy

[cosmic plinth]

because i dont give a flying fuck

😂

[fierce river]

I hate how they don’t reject- like atleast let us know if we are rejected or actually being deferred

[inner spade]

i dont really either

[fierce river]

💀

[inner spade]

usc and mich are to expensive

[fierce river]

same

excep

[inner spade]

shit/no aid

[cosmic plinth]

stop capping

[fierce river]

I need to get in somewhere

[cosmic plinth]

you definitely care

yeah

[inner spade]

whyd i even apply to michigan

[fierce river]

before febrauary

[inner spade]

yeah yeah

[cosmic plinth]

i did not apply to umich

i did USC only

[inner spade]

but i care more about gt and uiuc

[fierce river]

or I have to pay HKUST a shit ton for saving my spot until other decisions come out 😭

[cosmic plinth]

lol

[fierce river]

which major?

[cosmic plinth]

cs probably

[fierce river]

I (personally) prefer Umich over UIUC in cs

[cosmic plinth]

guess my major

[fierce river]

tbh they are neck to neck

[fierce river]

cs?

[cosmic plinth]

nope

ew

[inner spade]

Guess

its easy to guess

[fierce river]

hm

[cosmic plinth]

CS

[fierce river]

is it STEM?

[inner spade]

No art history

[cosmic plinth]

yes

[fierce river]

or ELA?

[inner spade]

Stupid

[fierce river]

physics or astro ?

[cosmic plinth]

its not art history

[cosmic plinth]

nope

far from that

🫀

[fierce river]

does it involve meth- oh

bio?

biochem

[cosmic plinth]

yes

[fierce river]

premed

idk?

[cosmic plinth]

DID YOU APPLY M,ICH?

human biology

[inner spade]

omg guys i just got inside info from umich president that decisions are coming out tomorrow!

[cosmic plinth]

premed

[fierce river]

ah

[cosmic plinth]

no i did not

[fierce river]

noice

atb!!

[quaint frigate]

So true

[inner spade]

whats ur major

[cosmic plinth]

i am a premed 🤓

[fierce river]

omg guys president biden came to my house to tell me I got in!

[cosmic plinth]

kook

[fierce river]

Cs

[cosmic plinth]

okok

[fierce river]

🤓

[cosmic plinth]

good luck everyone

umich is a great school

[fierce river]

fr

[inner spade]

How did i know

i dont think its tomorrow

[fierce river]

im indian

im applying intl

[inner spade]

they still say on instagram "late january"

[fierce river]

I look like a nerd in my pfp

ease

cs

💀

[inner spade]

yeah i could tell by the name

[fierce river]

plus active dev discord badge

[inner spade]

mich come out tomorrow

just postpone my app already

who the fuck calls it postpone

[cosmic plinth]

you are in ur pfp??

bold

[inner spade]

isnt ur pfp u?

[fierce river]

yes

[cosmic plinth]

yeah, aren't i cute?

[cosmic plinth]

nice

[fierce river]

ty

[fierce river]

I don’t even private my insta account lol

[cosmic plinth]

yeah lol

[fierce river]

Idk I just don’t give a fuck ig

[cosmic plinth]

i saw u comment on a USC post

[fierce river]

oh

wait I commented?

[cosmic plinth]

💀

yes

[fierce river]

huh

[cosmic plinth]

i recognized ur name loll

[fierce river]

oh was it the admissions date or smth?

[inner spade]

No

[fierce river]

I think thats the one and only time I commented on a university insta post lol

[cosmic plinth]

cappp

[dense jolt]

Still pissed at @crude comet btw

[cosmic plinth]

loll

[formal bridge]

im sleepin sound tonight knowin my ass is not getting in 💀💀

[inner spade]

how i sleep knowing im going to get postponed next friday

[fierce river]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-ill-defer-thank-you-william-murdoch-murdoch-mysteries-no-thank-you-politely-refusing-gif-23512413

UMich on my ass app prolly ^

[formal bridge]

im not reading everything above, is it tomorrow or not

[gritty flower]

no

[dense jolt]

Minus the thank you 😥

[fierce river]

it is just one person speculating lol no one else thinks it is tomorrow

[formal bridge]

gotcha gotcha

[sinful totem]

no

there's multiple people speculating

[cosmic plinth]

no its one person

from the reddit

[sinful totem]

because apparently a mich admissions officer

said it would be coming this friday

aka tmr

[dense jolt]

Is that from the one comment on Reddit 😥

[sinful totem]

yes

[dense jolt]

Ya idk what to think of Reddit

[gritty flower]

not reliable

ever

[deft kindle]

alr im logging off for tn bc idt i can be of help

[dense jolt]

Love u Sam

never change

[deft kindle]

also bc i have a 10am

[fierce river]

they downvoted me for liking a (relatively) lower ranking US new ranked school than another

a2c moment

[uneven thorn]

nah ain't no way

jan 20th isn't the end of january yet imo

[fierce river]

By relative I mean less than 10

they were both T20s

[deft kindle]

ty

[glad bloom]

UMICH IS coMING TODAY???

[fierce river]

atb sam

[glad bloom]

wtf

[fierce river]

n o

[ashen rock]

vandy sucks in CS imma say it here

[formal bridge]

27th

[fierce river]

Oh no wait ur already in uni

uh

[ashen rock]

also duke

[fierce river]

have a good day

[quaint frigate]

Wait people actually thinks that it’s good at cs lmfao

[glad bloom]

ppl on reddit thread

are saying today

[inner spade]

MICH IS OUT RN

[glad bloom]

WTF

[gritty flower]

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[fierce river]

lmfaooo

[inner spade]

Excuse my phone i havent upgraded yet

[quaint frigate]

Lol

[dense jolt]

Wtf

[fierce river]

Oh damn the old UIs istgggg

[formal bridge]

goodbye 2011, welcome 2013!!!

[quaint frigate]

Good troll

[glad bloom]

can someone check

[gritty flower]

also guys

[dense jolt]

Oh took me a sec

To see

[ashen rock]

is this um dearborn

[gritty flower]

im struggling on this calc problem

[dense jolt]

2012

[gritty flower]

can someone help me

[inner spade]

CLASS OF 2016, LETS GO!

[fierce river]

lol

[gritty flower]

like i cant wrap my head around it at all

[inner spade]

ann arbor

[gritty flower]

dont know where to start

[dense jolt]

Did anyone think it was real as well lol

just for a second

[gritty flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764330502541934596/1065841874780291173/image.png

can someone tell me how to integrate this

[ashen rock]

actually when does dearborn and flint come out

[formal bridge]

-cos

[gritty flower]

hehe

[ashen rock]

they let me apply for free and then sent me nothing in email at all

[gritty flower]

chain rule

keep going

[fierce river]

subsitute method I recon

[glad bloom]

with decisions, are they automated or human presses a button and it gets updated

[inner spade]

chain rule chain rule

[fierce river]

Im lazy to actually check

[fluid swift]

reverse the chain rule

[fierce river]

either that

or chain rule

[formal bridge]

u sub

[gritty flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764330502541934596/1065846399276695562/image.png

try it

[formal bridge]

idk

[gritty flower]

do it

[ashen rock]

probably scheduled

[formal bridge]

i took calc last year i forget it all

[gritty flower]

its not doable

physically

mathematically

intellectually

sexually

biologically

[dense jolt]

On a side note I just realized im on a 1700 deficit for today

Yay

calories wise

[ashen rock]

did you not eat at all

[dense jolt]

No I literally just burned 3000 somehow

I had tennis practice

They make us run like every minute

[gritty flower]

he means money guys

not calories

[dense jolt]

Ya money 💰

got that negative bag

[gritty flower]

bro lost the bag

did i sell my vr to u or smt

are u the dude i fucking swindled

[dense jolt]

Why hasn’t mukkar been banned or something

[gritty flower]

idk

[dense jolt]

Knew it

[gritty flower]

fucked up tho

gimmie my cash

its j sitting here

[dense jolt]

😩

[ashen rock]

what is knuckles and backer box strap

[gritty flower]

Pimax 5k+ with base stations valve knuckles and backer box strap

[ashen rock]

oh is it a vr equipment

[gritty flower]

yea

bought it for 500 in 2020

sold for 1600

minus fees

[ashen rock]

why did its value go up

[gritty flower]

no clue

games game

[cerulean tiger]

i highly doubt it is tomorrow

[formal bridge]

likely the 27th

[cerulean tiger]

because this was from yesterday, and i'd assume theyd have finalized the date

[formal bridge]

they got like a stupid amount of apps to read

and i doubt they even get to all of them

[cerulean tiger]

but if it does come tomorrow, it will be a rather pleasant (or unpleasant) surprise

[formal bridge]

why would they make it earlier than needed

[cerulean tiger]

not gonna bank on it tho :)

[ashen rock]

why do people want to pull the decision date prank on umich specifically

[reef dome]

Active sub

[ashen rock]

is it really true when people say colleges defer a lot because they didn't have time to read all the applications

i always thought it sounds very sus

[gritty flower]

it is

way easier than pushing a deadline

[young breach]

im pretty sure

[reef dome]

Yes

Michigan gets like tens of thousands of kids a year ea

Somewhere between 30-80k ea I forget

[crude sedge]

thats crazy bro

[reef dome]

They release defferal decisions in three week batches

[ashen rock]

do they just outright, not read it though?

[crude sedge]

is that the most of any school?

[ashen rock]

or do they give the stats a first pass and filter out some people

[reef dome]

I believe one of the most for public; def top ten overall

[gritty flower]

not even close

150k at the UCs

[reef dome]

My guess is that the very least you’d have gotten is a stats review/filtering process

[reef dome]

Top ten besides UC’s lmao

[gritty flower]

UCs on top

[crude sedge]

common UC W

[reef dome]

UCLA got 109k alone last year

[ashen rock]

so they filter out some people first, and then read as many applications as they can, and defer the rest?

[reef dome]

I WAS RIGHT

MICHOGAN IS TENTH ACTUALLY

[ashen rock]

this is so random smh

[crude sedge]

uc’s dont count as ea anyway though

[gritty flower]

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[reef dome]

We aren’t AO’s, but I’m guessing this

[gritty flower]

trapezoid

[reef dome]

or smth similar

They also probably get to most of applications

Probably like 10k they don’t or smth

[young breach]

yes

that's wut i've heard

[ashen rock]

from where

[reef dome]

They would restrict ea if it was like 60k they couldn’t get to

[young breach]

private counselor

[reef dome]

my school counselor said same

[ashen rock]

I had a taster session with a private counselor once

Now that I think about it they probably were full of speculation too

[young breach]

lol same. apparently they weren't a fan of me b/c they ended up ghosting me after 💀

[reef dome]

I mean it’s not all speculation

School counselors regularly meet with AO’s

[ashen rock]

Not international ones though

[young breach]

and somehow my school counselors r still clueless

🤣

[ashen rock]

My counselor has no idea basically

Mf thinks USC is a target

[reef dome]

The U-M application reviewers rate each applicant with respect to the following criteria:

Secondary School Academic Performance
Educational Environment
Counselor and Teacher Recommendation
Essays
Awards/honors, involvement, leadership, and service
Reviewers will then balance the different ratings and decide which best fits the applicant’s achievements and potential. They then provide an overall rating for the application based on the following scale:

Outstanding
All of the applicant’s materials exemplify superior and/or exceptional characteristics that contribute to the specific evaluation categories.

Excellent
The applicant’s materials illustrate extremely strong, but not exceptional, characteristics. The reviewer may have a reservation, but there are enough redeeming features to compensate for, or outweigh, the reservation.

Good
The applicant’s materials demonstrate competitive average characteristics in most of the criteria, but may be particularly strong in one or more areas. The reviewer may have reservations about the applicant’s academic competitiveness.

Average/Fair
While the applicant’s materials are competitive in each of the criteria, the reviewer has substantial concerns about the overall strength of the application and may have reservations about the applicant’s academic competitiveness.

Below Average/Poor
In the applicant’s materials, the reviewer detects serious deficiencies in most of the evaluation criteria in comparison to other applicants. In addition, several of the evaluation criteria may or may not be met or may not have been addressed in applicant’s materials.

@ashen rock this is how they do it

[fierce river]

idek how but I thought my HKUST email was my UMich email 💀💀

Im paranoid

[ashen rock]

When "average" means bad

[inner spade]

this valid or nah

[reef dome]

No

[fierce river]

shush

and wait

[ashen rock]

And below average means absolutely dogshit

[fierce river]

eaze

[ashen rock]

At least by UM standards

[reef dome]

We can’t trust anything until we hear proof

[reef dome]

And my English teacher

[inner spade]

https://tenor.com/view/michigan-harbaugh-gif-4937071

[fierce river]

hm

[glad bloom]

Bro loopy u r making my head go in loop. Please don’t prank.

[inner spade]

BLAME REDDIT

IM FEELING LOOPY

[plain galleon]

hello

[ashen rock]

hi

[plain galleon]

omg so when does umich come out bc i had a friend said it comes out next week

i didn’t apply i’m just curious

[ashen rock]

Anytime before Feb is possible

But most people speculate it's 27th

Because they come out around the same time in the previous cycles

[royal chasm]

I’ve heard 2 dates. Today and the 28th. A classmate who says he has an “inside source” at the school says today. Everyone else says the 28th because that’s when decisions were released last year

[lethal geyser]

wait what it can come out today too??

stress x2

[reef dome]

The 28th is a Saturday tho

[royal chasm]

True

27th would make more sense

[ornate hare]

“inside source” = Reddit rumors

[royal chasm]

Probably

[fierce river]

just tell me one thing, when they usually release this stuff do they give a prior notice or release it just out of the fucking blue?

if they give a prior notice usually, then why does anyone think its today

if not then

[ashen rock]

Nice pun

[royal chasm]

Ye idk. I just stated what I’ve heard. I’d put money on the 27th

[fierce river]

I'll put my money on patience

and my email notification

Eaze

[lethal geyser]

dont have more money after college apps

not putting anywhere

[fierce river]

💀

[royal chasm]

lol

[fierce river]

all my money left is for tution fees

👍

[ashen rock]

You can put an arm and a leg

Or maybe kidney

[royal chasm]

I got all mine in during free weeks. Except UofM. They don’t give free weeks

[fierce river]

inch resting

[ashen rock]

Mile resting

[reef dome]

The latter a lot more than you’d think

[fierce river]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[fierce river]

I see

[reef dome]

1000 meters

[lethal geyser]

its way better if they release out of the blue

[reef dome]

Blue

Hehe

[fierce river]

I love HK universities

they just release it randomly

for each kid

like if they read your application today then they give your decision today

[lethal geyser]

so rolling

[fierce river]

no set date for each kid

[lethal geyser]

basically

[fierce river]

not exactly

but kinda

they have an Early action (they have a different term for it but same thing) which is basically - all decisions out before january end

when exactly? Thats random per kid

[lethal geyser]

ooo

aight

[fierce river]

so like no anxiety or anything for decisions

[royal chasm]

The only real answer to the question of when is sometime in the next 11 days

[fierce river]

^

[lethal geyser]

thanks didnt know

im hella anxious

goodness

[royal chasm]

Me too. This is the only school that’s taken more than a week or two to get a decision from

[lethal geyser]

oh

ive waited for all

a lot

[uneven thorn]

this is one of many i'm waiting on

but if this one's on jan 27

then i get three decisions that day

rest are in march

[lethal geyser]

uiuc is on 27 too

[fierce river]

7 december, 17 december, 21 december, 12 january, 13 january, 16 january (submitted my first application on 28 october, so not that long of a waiting period ig?)

💀

[lethal geyser]

or 26

[fierce river]

27

not 26

[lethal geyser]

oof

[fierce river]

😎

two of them are HK though

(HKUST and HKU)

not US ones 🥲

[uneven thorn]

i ha

v

5 !

5 a 1 d 0 r

[royal chasm]

Ah so that’s what those numbers mean

[sturdy valley]

does umich care abt demonstrated interest

☠️

well yall i’m getting rejected

[uneven thorn]

uhhhh

shiii

i tried

i didn't demonstrate a whole lotta interest

[royal chasm]

Yeah. I’m hoping that their interest in accepting more students from my area will balance out my lack of demonstrated interest

[thin cove]

so many messages

took proper 10 mins to read the gist wtf

y'all stressing over nothing

if it comes

it comes

if not

then not

easy

[potent birch]

says the 3.9 1530 /lighthearted

[thin cove]

😭😭😭😭

naa im intl tho

so y'all dw abt me

[potent birch]

oh pfff sorry

changes everything

good luck

[thin cove]

lmaoo

😭😭

im an intl us citizen

so technically oos

for admissions purposes

[deep drum]

Are internationals more fucked or oos

[potent birch]

internationals depending on aid

[lavish hearth]

Does any1 have any actual clue about Ross admissions or even LSA?

[thin cove]

im going no aid babyy

still wont get in babyy

😄

[lethal geyser]

fr same 🥰🥰

[deep drum]

No aid

[thin cove]

whats this supposed to be :-

a poorly drawn penn crest?

[simple elbow]

lolol

[worthy orbit]

LPenn

[wispy island]

guys i'm getting super impatient with results

just send it already omfg

[worthy orbit]

L

Penn

[worthy orbit]

Yeah idk

[thin cove]

penn good

tomo is my penn interview

so gotta be in penn simp mode😭

i shall shit on penn w u tomorrow

[deft kindle]

gm everyone

math at mich is hard for no reason js

(i am on my way to calc iii lecture)

[buoyant spade]

this one looks better😁🪄

a dragon/fish

We need this

[simple elbow]

Ⓜ️

[deft kindle]

lol downtown ann arbor on fire

cuz the vape shop is on fire LOL

[night epoch]

Bro

Today?

UMich?

Yoooo???

[deft kindle]

yeah todau

idk if its still happening

but this indian restaurant madras masala which is right next door is apparently done for

spread to below the parking structure, near hopcat restaurant and also an axe throwing place

[idle coral]

sam do you perchance know what time umich normally comes out

okok tysm

[fluid swift]

i thought it would be 5pm

[deft kindle]

https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2023/01/fire-destroys-building-on-maynard-street-in-downtown-ann-arbor.html?outputType=amp

it was like 3/4pm last year

[carmine oyster]

Rip

[deft kindle]

i remember bc i couldnt check till like 5/6pm cuz i was somewhere

and everyone else knew their results before me

and my friends lied and said they all got in

[night epoch]

Yo what kind of Indians do they have. Like which state

Like I’d be chill if it’s a restaurant with Gujaratis

[deft kindle]

that specific place was south indian cuz they had dosas

[night epoch]

Rajastanis and Maharathi folks are ok too

[fierce igloo]

the dude who owns it was tamil iirc

[night epoch]

Darn it

I need a place to chill where ppl speak Gujarati

I never get a chance to speak it outside home💀

[deft kindle]

theres a bunch of other indian restaurants in ann arbor

[night epoch]

Yooooo

[deft kindle]

quite a lot actually

[night epoch]

I never go eat Indian food outside in the US

Homemade

It’s a good center for culture tho

[fluid swift]

if it’s at 3pm today tho i’m gonna sob i have an interview right at 3

[night epoch]

I mean you could wait to open it

[fluid swift]

i don’t like to live in suspense

😔

[deft kindle]

my friend told me theres another place thats telugu owned but idk

[dull quest]

Is there any pure vegetarian places ?

[low zodiac]

Does umich accept all of their engineering EA?

[fluid swift]

did they send a thing last year to tel us when decisions were released? or did people just guess

[quaint frigate]

Focus on school

Oh wait

[outer bronze]

why today

is it confirmed

[fluid swift]

speculation

[glad bloom]

hello become my roommate at umich

fellow gujarati here!

[thin cove]

do not worry abt gujarati ppl man, y'all are practically everywhere no cap😭

[glad bloom]

patel gang assemble!

✊

[night epoch]

Yoooooooooooooooo

[night epoch]

Half Patel myself

[glad bloom]

half shah?

[night epoch]

Nah

I have relatives who have that name tho

[sinful totem]

do u guys thinkm it's coming out today

[night epoch]

Hopefully

[glad bloom]

i want it today

27th is gonna be bloodbath

[night epoch]

Nah bro. Gujarati floor. We gonna find them all if we get in

[glad bloom]

theplas flying in the air

[night epoch]

Gonna tell my mom to pack them with me💀💀

[glad bloom]

umich pls accept us both

found roommate already

[night epoch]

Gujarati floor???

[glad bloom]

yes that too

[night epoch]

My goal before college is not only finding a roommate but like an actual friend group

[glad bloom]

yes ofc

mali jase

🙏

[night epoch]

Mail jase

Ha mali jase

[glad bloom]

admission and group. banne mali jase

CS?

[night epoch]

Nah

Premed

[glad bloom]

🧠

[night epoch]

I’m oos

[inland skiff]

Where’s the speculation regarding the decisions coming out today coming from?

[night epoch]

NJ 💀

[glad bloom]

avg gujju place

[night epoch]

Yeah 113 confirmed applicants from my school

[glad bloom]

113?/

[night epoch]

Most who get in

We’re not a feeder

Like around 10%

Accepted

[carmine oyster]

💀

[gritty flower]

time zone?

kk

bro she literally just answered it waht

oh fr

[modest relic]

So it’s not today

[noble sedge]

it is not today?

[formal bridge]

prob not

[crude comet]

T-54 minutes!!

Good luck everybody

[lavish hearth]

is it today? are you guys sure?

would they be sending out an email to check update of status?

[trail vault]

It prob isn't

[crude comet]

My money is on today

[lavish hearth]

how do you know

[reef dome]

You’ll find out if this sun goes crazy

[formal bridge]

stop the trollin 💀💀

[idle coral]

should i take a nap

[young breach]

sameness

[idle coral]

i wanan get so close to people before college to the post where we’re like calling like friends

point

[reef dome]

230 applied from mine

We are oos

[young breach]

👀

WOH

big school?

[reef dome]

1000kids in my grade yeah

[young breach]

o lol

[reef dome]

Michigan is our 5th most popular application

[young breach]

i c

[astral halo]

Bro I'm in-state like an hour away from UMich and that's more people than applied to there than from my school, y'all wilding

[inland skiff]

My oos school has 500 in the senior class and I’m literally the only one who applied

[formal bridge]

it’s not today from what i heard

the portal always shuts down before

and it didn’t yet

[dense jolt]

If ur source is so reliable u should put a million on it

[reef dome]

Illinois

[river vessel]

This was sent out today from some school in NJ

Either their college counselor is an idiot or they have some sorta inside info

[cedar token]

Prolly inside info

[river vessel]

I looked it up and it’s a really preppy private school

So they prolly do have a good connection

[cedar token]

I thought uMich doesn't favor preppy schools as much as other elite schools though

[glad bloom]

one college counsellor is messing with anxiety od 100 ppl

[crude comet]

Yeah… for sure today

[dense jolt]

Oh god

Fuck

[cedar token]

LMFAO

So, they have the same admissions stats as any other school ig

[river vessel]

Not today I mean

Earlier in the week

I dunno their head college counselor has been working there for 28 years and used to be the head of admissions at duke

[cedar token]

But for the number of applicants, they have around a 15% accept rate

That's actually kind of low

I thought it was a little higher

[dense jolt]

So it’s today for sure?

It’s so weird lol their website isn’t down or anything

[royal chasm]

Nothing is for sure

[cedar token]

That's what I thought, so that would mean they have a below average accept rate.

[crude comet]

Where did you get the screenshot from

[cedar token]

Maybe they're all applying engineering or CS or something

[dense jolt]

I feel like it’s today FUCK

[fluid swift]

i hope it’s not today

[river vessel]

My College counselor sent it to me

[dense jolt]

same

[lavish hearth]

i also feel it is today

[fickle cloak]

Well since we are here today, might as well inject pain in our body

[fluid swift]

they’ll send an email about status update tho right?

[cedar token]

That feels like a bad idea, don't do that

[fluid swift]

imagine y’all are counting down to nothing

damn ok

[royal chasm]

I’m not expecting today. Just hoping

[river vessel]

Yeah tbh it’s prolly not today it’s just wack that people somehow mess up the date and leak a wrong date

[night epoch]

👀

[fluid swift]

💀

why would they give no heads up tho

and just drop it on our portals

for fun?

[glad bloom]

if i get into umich

[royal chasm]

Because they have an ego

[glad bloom]

i m going to scream

and wake up everyone at home

[fluid swift]

if i get in i’m gonna be so relaxed for the rest of decision season

one W is still a W

[glad bloom]

fr

[fickle cloak]

U know what I mean

[arctic siren]

Y’all got me tweaking

[fickle cloak]

No crazy enough to do the literal meaning

[dense jolt]

Real

[dense jolt]

Why r so many “sources” saying today ugh

[cosmic plinth]

its literally one source

on reddit

that said that their friends told them that someone told them

[fluid swift]

💀

so it’s not today that’s what i’m getting

[cosmic plinth]

It could be just like it could be any day

[sinful totem]

and a counselor

[cosmic plinth]

we'll see if its today good

@sinful totem getting in ong

albert meetup

[idle coral]

i’ll be so happy to have more options besides my safety

[sinful totem]

lmfao fr

i doubt that it's coming out todya

but hey

that would be great

[fluid swift]

i just want a single us acceptance 😭

[idle coral]

iu and osu are good but umich is actually an option i would be ecstatic about it even if i don’t get into any t10

[royal chasm]

Man really wants to pay exhorbitant amounts of money

[fluid swift]

pretty much

[royal chasm]

I really want Umich because if it’s dental school

I’ve planned my life around it

[fluid swift]

id be more relaxed if uoft already came out with offers but they dont until later

i spun the umich cube

let me in fr

[idle coral]

uf is gonna be so fun cause i live in florida and basically all 900 of the people in my class applied 😭

[fluid swift]

wow 900 😭

we only have like 115 people graduating this year

[idle coral]

one of the largest schools in one of the largest districts

[lavish hearth]

18 mins to go

[idle coral]

either 18 mins or a week and 18 mins

[royal chasm]

Last year was 2:15 est

[noble sedge]

i think with so many people applying this year it’s kind of unlikely

[crude comet]

with this image i dont see how theres a debate

[noble sedge]

they have 11 more days to review apps

but if it does come today yay

[fluid swift]

portal looks the exact same

[sinful totem]

yup

[royal chasm]

See the thing that colleges don’t want you to know is that they procrastinate too. Wait until the last minute to review apps

[astral halo]

hey my school is on there :p

[formal bridge]

the portal would change if they were coming out

doubt it’s today

[old dove]

Mines a feeder god damn

[crude comet]

how do you know lmfao

[cosmic plinth]

1. No
2. no portal astrology

[astral halo]

lmao this is how I'm feeling fr

[fluid swift]

love coping with portal astrology

[cosmic plinth]

not allowed here you can do that in dms or whatever

[noble sedge]

huh

[old dove]

Just hope it applies to me tho

[formal bridge]

every other year it has changed a couple days before saying decisions are being processed

maybe they changed this year idk

[fluid swift]

ik some portals remove the checklist and whatever right before decisions

[royal chasm]

They got a new admissions counselor so there could be changes

[astral halo]

hoping for ya man!!