#UChicago (2022-2023)
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i wonder if it's the same for transfers
but i assume so
My acceptance rate is probably 0.005%
Bc I applied EA and got deferred
Not counting on anything tho just kinda applied on a whim tbh my supps were so cringe
we just do it for the giggles
Yeah exactly
i fully don't expect to get in for this college
Thank youuuu
might see ya
Congrats!!!
tyty
Yess
if you get in, gimme a ping
same
no
Who all submitted a video profile?
@accepted ppl did y'all submit?
@gentle maple @broken mason @jagged ocean
Ahhh nice. thanks so much!!! @broken mason
same:(
I didn't know that applying rd will give me even a lower chance otherwise I would've changed to ED2
I did
Itās on YouTube if you wanna watch
Just search Thomas with the video profile lol
If you want dm me and Iāll dm you the link
I sent in a video profile and was accepted edii
Some people are saying 10th
I am definitely not ready to face the decision
I am ready
Can visualise the rejection on screen
I use the ivy hub simulator for best realistic visuals 
Like I actually think my "unique" essay is somewhat good but when I saw the rd acceptance % I just...š
I am manifesting so hard rn
After this I gave up hope
Because college apps have a huge element of luck lmao
A lot of times ur essay or ur app isnāt the deciding factor
cant wait for that rejection letter āØ
i feel like i personally guaranteed myself that doing ea -> rd
If I get in I'll literally start sobbing
Ask away
I doubt it will help you with your current application in the pool, but ask away!
ah so
i have a very specific situation where
i wrote for this prompt
"Prompt: Merriam-Webster defines epiphany as āAn intuitive grasp of reality through something usually simple and striking.ā Isaac Newton had his apple tree. Scout had Boo Radleyās Porch. Cher Horowitz had her living room doorway. What was your something, both simple and striking, that sparked noteworthy realization?"
Iām no AO but Iāll answer it to my best ability
but it's actually not an official prompt
it's like an example prompt
from a website
Oh
Yes go for it
Make sure you cite it
the prompt
Cute the prompt in the question part
When you submit the essay (if you didnāt Alr) you have to make a separate file
separate file?
i'm not sure if common app lets me upload
more than 1 file
huh. lemme take a look
it says only one
š¢
i'm not sure if i should add a citation bc on the one hand i don't think they want you using non u-chicago prompts
but at the same time
if i don't ciite it
is it still valid?
Just cite jsut in case
i'll just cite it at the bottom of page maybe
You have both your essays on the same file
Just different pages
And clear italicized prompt
Oh yes good idea
LOL
but yeah no
hope to see you there in the fall
this school is like
i applied but i don't expect to get in at all
cuz its so difficult for RD
š
yeh same lol
hope to see all rd applicants in the fall as well ! good luck yāall
mike
whatās your top school
outta your 20
berkeley
but got no aid and would still have to pay 50k even with the SEEDS scholarship
OMG I LOVED IT
Were you guys test optional?
coz i went optional
I went test optional as well
I did watch the video profile as well and loved it too<3
My SAT score was horrendous, there was no way I would submit thatš„“
AHAHAH it was fun to make
i had a okay (decent) score so i submitted mine
it was borderline maybe i shouldnt submit tho so just wanted to show them it wasnt a bad score lol
Do you guys think a video response is important
Like am i disadvantaged myself if i dont submit that
Nah, little cherry on top
Just gives more personality to your application
I was talking to all the accepted students and seems like less than half did the vid
I dont even realize they recommend to submit video until i watch youtubeš³
do you know how many they accepted so far?
bout 1000 from early rounds
not sure about the ED2 pool tho
seemed like a good amount tho
wait what did u submit
should I have submitted a 1450
i went test optional lol
I think 1450 test optional is a good idea
especially considering your demographic is extra competitive
yea thatās what I was thinking
Iām not counting on this school anyways I always forget I applied
which is probably a good thing considering Iām RD
UChicago RD is pretty fucked so
yeah lol
for anyone still here
RD isnāt gonna. r easy
chicago prefers ED and ED2 applicants far more
yāall
very honest suggestion
forget about uchicago
genuinely forget about the college
donāt even keep the decision date in mind ngl
uchic RD is a true bloodbath
iām just forgetting about the college and gonna open the letter with absolutely no emotion when it comes
if you get in, big dub, if you donāt, then itās what u expected
based
ugh I think I should have switched it to ED
literally
getting in RD is the equivalent of being god
Some people do, but it's basically the lottery
wdym by on slate?
I have an account
and stuff
Yes
have u applied to uchi
Yes
Tf is slate
none of us getting in
we all stuck in the hood
none of us making it out
the reality of RD UChi
@gentle maple which SAT score did u submit
A 1510
So nothing amazing
Decent tho
slate is glitchy
literally bye donāt even
So far none of mine are decided for rd lol
tbf a 1510 for ivies stanford mit duke etc. isn't super remarkable
like it's for sure good enough but like he said it's not special
having a good sat score is not gonna make u stand out whatsoever among ivies
a 1600 is just as special as a 1510 when it comes to ivies, maybe not at MIT though
when are decisions going to / speculate to come out (ping me when replying pls)?
might come on the 10th, or maybe 17th
they always release on a friday
late-afternoon
and previous years it was 11th and 12th march
I c
they probably get through the pool so fast because they just denied everyone
they do ctrl + F in your application and if they donāt find that you cured cancer or something you go straight to the deny pile
Hmm, didnāt connect the psychological implications of believing in the boogeyman to writing the number eight like a headless snowman⦠rejected!
I thought they released in late March.
w the previous years itās likely mid March
Iāve heard lots of speculation around the 12th
better not to even think ab it tho
no oneās getting in šš¼
how did my
crackhead, borderline frat boy friend
get into uchicago
ed2
after getting rejected from northwestern with like quadruple legacy ed1
bro barely does his hw
Unlikely ngl
Because itās always a Friday
Should be 10th accordingly
10th is so early omfg
Yup
Next Friday!
2020: March 13th (Friday)
2021: March 12th (Friday)
2022: March 11th (Friday)
2023: March 10th?? (Friday??)
hopefully
its gonna be a waitlist festival
itās not the same for transfers right
how much do they usually waitlist?
Pleaseā I hope to at the very least get waitlisted
check last year's decision threads for RD if u really wanna know

Tons
Tons and tons of applicants
Are wairlisted
all of them
A uchic waitlist is a de facto rejection
Itās honestly worse
Just keeps you waiting for more time
Just for it to be an L (highly likely)
ima hold an l in a couple weeks but it was fun while it lasted yāall
I shoulda applied here
confirmed?
someone send it to modmail or send me a pic
10th is so early wtf š
first rejection here i come
SHITTTTT
Im 100% sure I got rejected
iām so fucked
stfu u r IN
i mean what do they have like 12 spots left or some shit
uchicago moment
thank you! :)
truly heavy on yield protection huh?
Praying for everyone ššæ
Bring back those dubs
oh how funn
i understand itās a super low acceptance RD
but how many ppl does it equate to?
like less than 100?
i have no idea, but most are definitely from the two ed rounds
how many were already admitted?
i think its interesting how the portal doesnt say anything yet, currently just the main admission page
Lol
WTF THATS SO SOON
Im going to Chicago for trip 2 days after decision, gonna be šæ š
do they waitlist more than reject
idts
yeah im definitely getting rejected for sure
if that happens i wont be too disappointed though because i already set my expectations so low for this school rd round 
manifesting for u š¤
aww thank you! and congrats to you
better than harvard š
if i remember correctly
harvard was like 81%
and uchicago 84%
lmfao
i don't have a source, but i remember seeing an article which said that 80%+ of the class is selected in ED1/ED2/EA
so i assume very few spots left now yeah lol
it's always like this for uchicago
it usually shows up in the portal later
was similar during EA as well
iirc, yes
similar numbers actually
but i guess my perspective is mainly just from reddit and discord lol
i'm kind of sad i didn't do ea for more schools but it's fine cause i'm not sure if uchicago would have been great for me
Meh, it's alr
Uchicago deferred a lot of EA anyways, you'd probably be in the same spot
yeah fr lol
try not to dwell on it cuz thereās nothing you can do now, try not to worry about things you canāt change, i know itās easier said than done but itāll make you feel better in the long run
and uchicago deferred a mass majority of ea applicants, regardless of if they had any fighting chance at being admitted in the other rounds
I wonder what school has the highest yield rate
uchi EA is also rly hard to get into
~80% of uchi admits r ED1 + ED2
Uchicago
Lol
Itās higher than Harvard
do yk what it is
Iām assuming like 90s bc basically all the applicants r ed 1 ed 2
Whatās their RD admissions rate?
Low
Nope
Uchic yield is like 84% iirc
Harvard is 81 or 82
^^
oh wait MIT got 84.97% yield yooo
so MIT edges out uchic by 0.26%
so thatd make it like, 300 people of a roughly 2k attending class? š
Whats yield rate
the percentage of offers that go out that are accepted by students
so a school with a 80% yield rate means that 80% of the applicants who get accepted choose to attend
woah your name changed!
its higher with more prestigious universities like Harvard Stanford and MIT
but also among schools that pursue other ways of raising yield (preferring ED applicants etc)
i should put that in my name too, itās too accurate š
so when talking about UChicago, the school tends to like protecting its yield by largely picking their class from their ED and ED2 pools, which consist of students that will 100% attend if accepted. This leaves very few seats for students to get through the RD option
hope it helped!
that would include EA as well tho š„¶
essentially only the EA and RD applicants can be a part of that 15% that doesn't accept their offers
there are a few exceptions like those who renege on ED but that's irrelevant
listen ive already accepted that im getting denied fr
choosing rd was essentially autodenial
got a pre-admission aid offer to top choice school that doesn't have rd, decision for that was after uchicago ed2 decision deadline
got deferred š
Thanks!
So why do people say UChicagoās mental health environment is terrible?
@sharp pulsar
Oh no way
from what iāve heard
itās just very stressful
and the workload is very high
yeah iāve also heard the environment is competitive and thereās a lot of grade deflation
Astronomy & Astrophysics!
Business
eek i have a 62 in physics rn mad respect LOL
Actually grade deflation isnāt much of an issue
itās more so
The quarter system
Means you have exams literally every month
That makes the workload quite high
my sister graduated recently so I can speak to that
but the school isnāt like the stereotype āwhere fun goes to dieā lol you can def find your type of fun since thereās so many different types of people
4% acceptance ššššš
welp uchic more selective than Harvard this year
i am expecting to see so many ppl in #šŖ-chad-rejects on the 10th
4% is not the RD rate
4% will be the overall acceptance rate
š
And the ED rate was 7% according to the guy above
so well RD 
im trying to be like realistic and be like oh well yk its prob like a
half percent acceptance rate
but dang i rly want uchi
it has the tagline 'where fun goes to die' named after it
because of the amount of work people typically en dup putting in
out of the top tier colleges it is argueably one of the most intensive ones
partly because the academic year is split into quarters, making things like final exams and stuff more frequent
Mathematics
Omg Harvard is calling š„°
This does not happen lol
Being from a rural area is a hook because they need and actively seek geographic diversity
what even counts as a "hook"
anyways
rarely, unless combined with other diversity
thereās no isef qualifying science fairs in my state and the science fairs that do exist are exclusive to a tiny region up north, we also donāt offer AMC at all
They take that into account
Your location and opportunities
Itās a good example of why SAT required is good
Bc as long as ur SAT is above mit average you can still show that academic capability
As long as u show some initiative based on whatās available + have the average / above average stats you have a good chance
I should be good on ecs and academics
my ecs are average for bay area but in my area theyāre insane
math wise As in calc 1 to calc 3 and taking discrete math (all in person at an accredited college) so iām good for math
essays were fine
just worried about other stuff out of my control
I mean r u above 1500
You have nothing to worry about if u are
just barely under but a ton of extenuating circumstances
which i explained in additional info
so idk how thatāll affect me
Iirc MIT wants almost perfect on any math or science disciplines
thatās the only thing iām worried about
MIT 25th percentile math is 790
yeah
All the BS they say about 720+ being equal is just a straight lie
Idk why they feel the need to like about it
i have a ton of regional math awards as well š
But like whatever Lmao
Not necessarily
It is
Maybe it just so happens to be that all the students with the criteria they want, happen to have 790
i attended a program with a 790 median with a sat score of ~730
That implies that 790 correlates with other things (say good ecs) that mean a student has a better app
It's not like kids with 770 math are too fucking stupid to do ecs or something
and most people there had scores in the 1500s, but there were a generous amount of people who didnāt submit or had 700-750
Sure, but it doesnāt necessarily mean that 720 isnāt the cutoff of there even is a cutoff
Yeah there's no cutoff
my sat math is above a 720
But it's clear that 800 has an edge over 720
agreed
Idk why they lie about that
i seriously donāt think theyāre lying
Thereās no hard cutoff. Thereās definitely some soft cutoff at like 600 or 650 or maybe lower
i think that an 800 is an advantage, but a 720 doesnāt mean youāre out of the game
Yeah ok if you have below 700 ven I doubt you're gonna get in tbh
But I still think they'll review your app
my act math is a 29 but my composite is 34 š
If you got something extraordinary ur ok
and i want to do PHYSICS
Well maybe idk MIT rejects everyone
i just suck at the math sections
I agree
But that means they do differentiate
Like I'm not arguing with that
But their claim that it's all the same is just bs
they wonāt cut you for being at a 720 if you show in other ways thatās youāre academically sound
š¤·āāļø mit coach wouldnāt even try recruiting me because I had a B in calculus BC despite getting an A in UNC multivariable calculus
Theyāre just stingy
Do they actually give a shit about that
damn
yes
dCalypso/dSAT
Does that do me favors
iām rlly lucky to have gotten all A/A+s in my calc and discrete math classes
(school doesn't offer calc bc)
Yea cause the math rigor there is intense
i got a barely 89 in my calc class last semester which is so sad
They wanna make sure u can pass the required math exams
i think the point of mitās median is that people can prove their math ability by getting near perfect scores
but it doesnāt disqualify you if you donāt have a near perfect but prove it elsewhere
I think mit is fair for expecting a 780ish or higher
SAT is algebra 2
Like
Youāve gotten understand calc very well to do well at MIT
sat is also just a 3h test while ur expected to do well in math over all 4 years at mit
I hope all my competition perishes
So I hope they are super biased against low sat Ms
š
Like Iām not even in stem and my math is fine
Cause knowing alg2 should be a baseline academically
They are way harder š
MIT is like proofs galore
Theyāre not gonna be asking what 2x=4 is!!!
yeah but if it's straight forward it's so much better
How does 2x = 4?
I donāt think you can compare proofs and algebra
oh no š§ how can they assess that i know x = 2 then ššš
One is numerical one is logical
logic based math is so nice though
i honestly think i like propositional calc more than mvc
hopefully mit sees that ššš
i wrote one of my responses on taylor series
I donāt think you should worry about factors out of your control
iām not
i'm worried about my colleges cause BAD GPA NO ECS
but i'm praying that my umiami acceptance meant something and uf was just a fluke
but yeah i agree
itās practically a given ill get rejected by mit anyway
its all out of our control now
you never know
nuclear reactor makers get rejected
everyone gets rejected by mit so it will be a pleasant surprise if i receive a waitlist š
what even is the rate of people who get off mit waitlist
Last year it was 0 LOL
oh god
thank god i didnt apply to mit
i dont think i would have gotten in with some Bs in math and stuff
i love math but i also sucked at it before
awards: waitlisted by mit
Awards: In the year of 2023, on the day of 3/14, at 3:14 AM, I received an official "Waitlist" status from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
2 of them didnāt havenāt anything crazy
FIVE?!
Just great personalities and genuine / kind people
I ONLY KNOW ONE KID FROM MY SCHOOL GOING TO A T20 THIS YEAR

and they got in via questbridge
yeah i think ultimately it's like that
are you speaking abt rsi kids or are these others kids you know
ssp wise we had 4 early from my campus
if you're genuine in what you want to do, and your essays reflect that, you're golden no matter where you go
and 2 of those werenāt āinsaneā
Ik some rsi some campers some just normal stem kids
ic ic
MIT isnāt really that merit based
thatās why they rate personal qualities so high yeah?
iām thinking you have to be tolerable even if youāre cracked
how do they even tell your personal qualities?
on the counselor form they rate your personal qualities
also it reverberates through your essays
and ecs
I think essays mostly
The most cracked people Ik are often the most humble
People with true achievements donāt feel the need to flaunt them
that's true
i don't think i wrote any of my essays about my accomplishments
the biggest ec i wrote ab was thespians
and that's it š¤·āāļø
maybe that's my problem? idk
i think you still should include some of your accomplishments in your essays because it shows the depth of them
although my āwhat do you do for funā prompt was a rework of another essay and wasnāt achievement focused
but still showed depth
i didn't feel like my accomplishments were necessarily something to write home about because i thought talking about my activities were much more important personally
something that i love to do
ah i meant activities
oh nvm i see what you mean
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part of my pleasure essay
what was that one for
what do you do for fun
We know you lead a busy life, full of activities, many of which are required of you. Tell us about something you do simply for the pleasure of it.*
225 words or fewer
yep
yeah i didn't apply, namely because i thought it would be too much of a reach for me + i didn't think i would finish before then
oh god that prompt but for stanford though š
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run on sentence BYE
wow thatās a long sentence
i also made the consideration of grad school
cause astrophysics would be a grad school endeavor so i might be able to apply to places like these 
YES
THIS LATe?
do they have a good physics/astrophysics program
and their astro program is t10
YES
theyāre t10 in space science
let me pull up the rant i went on
anyway
@full pagoda look
WHAT
even with your gpa youād still get ~30k in merit
š
and scholarship universe can cover the rest š¤©
iām waiting on a major scholarship which releases this week but you can easily net 10-20k just applying to scholarships on there
the one i applied for doesnāt combine with any others but iād be receiving 50k in merit per year
yes!!
and guess what
they donāt require a personal essay
š³
thatās why i applied to them first
but i think i still submitted a personal essay š
Then there is my mom who refuses to send me anywhere that isn't a t20
that's pretty toxic
my mom is begging me to stay in state because she wants me to stay close to her
She doesn't even like vandy, washU or northwestern cus they aren't good enough too Lmao
Although she's willing to let those slide
and also because my brother isn't going anywhere (community college is 10 minutes away, and my brother is like. very lacking in many departments, 0 clubs or activities at school LOL) so she wants me to stay with my brother
?????????
There are like 10 colleges that exist to her
HYSPM
PENN
Uchicago probably
Idk what else
Oh Columbia too
arenāt you double mit legacy
wait
actually
what the fuck?
bro has one of the biggest hooks ever to get into mit
Yeah but mit hates legacy
Single
mit doesnāt consider legacy
oh nevermind
Why tf did my dad go to MIT over Stanford anyways
lol L
Itās ok my dad said itās Harvard or Yale or umich
š
Princeton not good enough for him apparently
??!?!!?
shes intl though
so its more fair
massively dependent on aid
o rwell
no
shes domestic
cus shes citizen
but she lives in UK
so if she cant get int oharvard, yale or stanford
she has to go to UK school
āoh no i have to go to oxford :(ā
iām ngl last year i really wanted to go to oxford and was going to take ap exams to just have a shot at getting in not realizing that we donāt even have ucas!
what is ucas
Oh Iāve seen this that was you? š
HAHA maybe
š
I simp for UofA TOO hard
HEART ATTACK I THIUFHT THIS WAS THE SCHOLARSHIP I APPLIED FKR
Big partier?
no
they have a t10 space science program
and hundreds of thousands in astro dept funding
Well yeah I know that but I mean the student experience is party party party
itās a caltech grad pipeline
maybe for the general college lmao iām not into partying but iām into paying $5k/y to attend a t10 space science program living in a practical apartment
with mentorship
all 4y
š„±
maybe just me tho
sounds pretty nice
itās a bussin safety
i wish bama did that since they offered me full scholarship + stipend
ok, but like alabama though š
anything about uchicago? 
it's the 10th
dyk what time
no
i think it's later in the day?
don't quote me on that though
also, has anyone just like
gotten zero emails from uchicago lately
like since applying
i didnāt get emails from them before
besides like portal stuff
ah ok that's good to me
nooo iāll be in school
thats what it was for ed1 and ed2, its historically always been at 4 cst
they always do it
yep
yikes
i'll be in play practice then
or just ending it
i will probably be walking to my car
and i will see the decision w my parents š
Oh nice another 2 am decision perfect time for a mental breakdown lmao
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We have 5
@full pagoda
chess rating?
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my chess rating ass u guys shld coach me!
1200 rapid 1000 blitz 1000 bullet
Iād say this lower

Wbu?
above 2k š
1500?
Holy!
can only play bullet
š
I feel that way too lol
Thfwwp! The deck has been shuffled.
uno deck
omg
uno hand
how does this game work
wtf it dms
You got it! I've DMed you your hand.
uno play red 1
uno play yellow 1
uno play yellow skip
Bozo
š
Start with uno play color number
press hand to see ur hand
Yellow 4
Put uno play
say uno play
In front
uno play yellow 4
Ty
Do yāall think itās worth sending an update atp š
yes
It comes out in 4 days
uno pickup
no harm
Yeah ig
uno play yellow 5
uno play blue 5
Although like 99.99999% chance theyāre p much done
uno play blue 6
They usually go until the end but yeah they may not see it
uno play blue +2
uno play blue 5
they definitely consider right up to the deadline though
uno play blue 2
Yeah Iāve heard until day before for usc and MIT
they're still making decisions day before decisions
uno play blue 4
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
Tom Buchanan | 5 card(s)
the Captain | 9 card(s)
salmon | 4 card(s)
dugat | 4 card(s)
carly | 5 card(s)
This game has lasted 3 minutes. 38 cards have been drawn!
uno play blue +2
WOW
Itās the only blue I have
uno play red 8
uno play wild green
hehe this is fun
uno play green 2
uno play green reverse
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
the Captain | 10 card(s)
Tom Buchanan | 3 card(s)
carly | 4 card(s)
dugat | 8 card(s)
salmon | 2 card(s)
This game has lasted 5 minutes. 44 cards have been drawn!
uno play green 5
uno play green 3
uno play green 8
you can call someone out for uno btw
uno play green +4
It doesn't seem like you have that card! Try again.
You played a wild card! In your next message, say just the color you want the wild card to be.
green
uno callout
There is nobody to call out. Pick up 2!
uno play green 1
@daring steeple fuck u
uno play wild blue
bitch
it was originally for carly
but U REVERSED IT
LMAOOAIKWJQD
uno play blue reverse
oopsies
You have to specify a valid color! Colors are red, yellow, green, and blue.
uno play <color> <value>
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
Tom Buchanan | 1 card(s)
the Captain | 8 card(s)
salmon | 6 card(s)
dugat | 7 card(s)
carly | 4 card(s)
This game has lasted 7 minutes. 50 cards have been drawn!
uno callout
Uh oh! Tom Buchanan, you didn't say UNO! Pick up 2!
Itās uno!
š
To call your own
Ty
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
Tom Buchanan | 3 card(s)
the Captain | 8 card(s)
salmon | 6 card(s)
dugat | 7 card(s)
carly | 4 card(s)
This game has lasted 7 minutes. 52 cards have been drawn!
uno play blue 9
dawg mt hand trash
uno play blue skip
uno play green +2
Sorry, you can't play that card here!
uno play blue 8
uno play blue reverse
uno!
uno play blue 7
uno pickup
uno play blue 7
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
the Captain | 7 card(s)
Tom Buchanan | 1 card(s)
carly | 2 card(s)
dugat | 9 card(s)
salmon | 5 card(s)
This game has lasted 9 minutes. 54 cards have been drawn!
uno table
Here are the players in this game:
the Captain | 7 card(s)
Tom Buchanan | 1 card(s)
carly | 2 card(s)
dugat | 9 card(s)
salmon | 5 card(s)
This game has lasted 10 minutes. 54 cards have been drawn!
uno play blue 0
Bro still has a card left
grr
uno pickup
yas
uno pickup
uno play blue 1


