UChicago (2022-2023)

[gentle maple]

True!

[slate flume]

like how did CUHK get ranked higher than HKUST

every employer with a brain knows HKUST is more prominent

same thing with alot of american universities

[vernal junco]

alr I think I sent invites to everyone who wanted to join

[gentle maple]

what that-

[onyx sedge]

Rankings are cringe

[slate flume]

some universities have shit ass aspects as well

[gentle maple]

For what😡

[slate flume]

that rankings wont show

oh well

[dusk holly]

!uchicago

[slate flume]

@warped river Good work on em essays

[vernal junco]

games like jackbox and stuff, since we don't have a uchicago vc in this server

[onyx sedge]

Carly won't make one for us because we don't have a specific time decisions will come out

[gentle maple]

oh yes i got it oops-

[slate flume]

send me one aswell !!!

[vernal junco]

alright

[onyx sedge]

Are you committed to HKUST?

[slate flume]

nah

[onyx sedge]

Did you invite me?

[vernal junco]

check dms

[slate flume]

but its the best offer I have (so far)

[lilac bridge]

me me

[slate flume]

I will be changing my name and bio as the offers change lol

[dusk holly]

sadge

[vernal junco]

already did dms

[onyx sedge]

That's a damn good offer

[slate flume]

ty!

its conditional though

[vernal junco]

already sent it to you as well lol

[slate flume]

85% in finals average
85% or above in maths
85% or above in Physics OR Chemistry

I need to meet these three conditions

I also got conditional (one year) scholarship

90% or above in maths and average - half tution off
95% or above in maths and average - full tution off

[lilac bridge]

damnnn !! congrats & good luck on meeting the conditions

[slate flume]

ty

hopefully I don’t need to meet the conditions cuz I will be with a better offer - but worst case scenario with only an offer from HKUST, I think I can meet that offer

I have a good 2 months (almost) to prepare for my national level final exams

(Senior year exams in india are national level exams, not just something the school will conduct and stuff)

[lilac bridge]

did you apply to any other asia schools?

[slate flume]

CUHK and HKU

other than that - all US

Asia is like safety, I need to meet heavy conditions but other than that - I am almost certain I will get into all three conditionally

if, by any chance, I fail the conditions, my final safety is University of Utah (I think I will get in unless yield protected)

[alpine sun]

?

Wait react to what

[lilac bridge]

ooo good luck

[vernal junco]

this one

[teal mauve]

Just do it here

[slate flume]

ty

[gentle maple]

LMAO carly

[onyx sedge]

Too late

[delicate bone]

#📜-rules

​Rule 6: Unsolicited Promotion & Advertisements

​Do not advertise anything that takes place outside of this server, such as other Discord servers, websites, surveys, or services, including in DMs. Exceptions may be granted by direct messaging @simple jolt.

[onyx sedge]

Oh

We will not advertise

I feel like a gun is being held to my head rn

[vernal junco]

well rule 6 is against unsolicited advertisement

adding people who asked to be invited isn't unsolicited

[radiant hawk]

direct message modbot

[alpine sun]

Its unsolicited

This is more like us asking to organize a thing and agreeing to it

[teal mauve]

It’s mostly that we don’t have room in the rule’s text

But the definition we use is stuff like “hey wanna join my server” in larger groups

Look at the sub’s definition

Thats what we use

[gentle maple]

all hail carly

[teal mauve]

Once our bot gets working again I’ll probably take out the word “unsolicited” now that you’ve mentioned it

[teal mauve]

Tbh if you wanted a thread wide game night here you could’ve just asked and we could’ve made it official

[vernal junco]

what's the point of having a rule that prevents people who want to join something to join something?

[teal mauve]

Im talking to trex, thanks

[alpine sun]

Lets move this convo

[teal mauve]

Im sure he’ll relay stuff back

[vernal junco]

unsolicited ads are definitely bad, but there's a distinction between that and solicited

[alpine sun]

Out of here

And keep this thread on topic ig

[warped river]

we're so close to beating cornell lol

[teal mauve]

TLDR: if you keep it to UChicago kids I guess it’s fine, but try to make an effort to keep it to ones you’ve had interactions with prior for keeping it as a friend server and bc it’ll probably be awkward if they end up not meshing with you and you invite them too early

[vernal junco]

alright, I was planning on only inviting people who wanted to join from the uchicago thread anyways, so that should be fine

[daring steeple]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRVwuw1o/

Me after Wednesday

[warped river]

frrr

honestly idk how people do it after being accepted to a t10

id be elated

[radiant hawk]

The ego boost

only to die from everyone 10x more qualified than u when u get to the college

[onyx sedge]

Bro

Stop it

I can't think about how once I get there I am going to look like a complete failure of a person

[daring steeple]

These people are going to be like “I write research on the Covid-19 virus and helped create a vaccine” and I’ll be like “….”

[onyx sedge]

That's how I fucking feel

Maybe it's just because their ECs just look more cool than they are

[lilac bridge]

someone's gonna be like "hi so i built a nuclear reactor" and im gonna be like "i made a sandwich today!

[daring steeple]

And not even a good one 😭😭

Idk if being around all those geniuses will drive me to do better or depress me

I’m also not excited about grade deflation

[onyx sedge]

uChicago, the place of top tier sandwiches supplied by nat

[lilac bridge]

😭😭😭

[warped river]

fr and the 123 hours of work too

[onyx sedge]

"Yea, I work 257 hours a week and take 16 APs each year"

[warped river]

idk how im to also work ontop of hw LOL at uchicago

ccause i swear some of these youtubers have 6 hrs of hw

[onyx sedge]

Me either, but we'll figure it out

[onyx sedge]

Sounds kinda fun ngl

[warped river]

college is when u sleep at 5am bc of hw and not bc you watch youtube/tiktok for so long

i cant wait for core classes to ruin my gpa lol

[onyx sedge]

I can't wait for core classes straight up

[lilac bridge]

grade deflation ... not excited

[daring steeple]

If any of you guys become friends with me at UChi and you see TikTok on my phone, just break it

[warped river]

frfr

tiktok is a plague

[vernal junco]

gonna steal it 👺

steal your discord acc moment

[daring steeple]

Please do. I can’t play around like I do in HS

Especially not with the four quarter system

Those classes will SPEED by

[onyx sedge]

Bro

The trimester system is awesome

Idk how y'all exist without it

[vernal junco]

fr, you get into uchicago, and you graduate with a child

[onyx sedge]

Wait...

I think I'm missing something

[alpine sun]

HOLDUP

NAHH

[onyx sedge]

What?

I'm so confused

[radiant hawk]

fr

I won’t be able to follow the rigor

[daring steeple]

9 weeks vs a whole semester to take a class? Please be for real

[lilac bridge]

honestly i feel like uchi is going to be so much work

[radiant hawk]

it’s going to be deadly amount of work

[lilac bridge]

but also i want to be somewhere with ppl who also are willing to put in thhe effort so idm

[radiant hawk]

but at least I’ll be a UChicago student

[daring steeple]

I hope I get over my academic validation and start enjoying learning before Uni

[onyx sedge]

It's actually 11-12 weeks, but yea

[radiant hawk]

[alpine sun]

Itll be easier than my hs hopefully

💀

[daring steeple]

No way it’s 12.

[lilac bridge]

like if im gonna be dying from school, at least let me die with everyone elsr

[radiant hawk]

if I’m going to be dying from school let it be a t20

[alpine sun]

They said it was 9 or 10

Not 12

[radiant hawk]

[onyx sedge]

They?

[alpine sun]

College reps*

[onyx sedge]

Are you sure? I've heard it talked about frequently as 11-12

[onyx sedge]

Okay, so we were both wrong

[daring steeple]

Haha

[alpine sun]

Hey i said 9 or 10

💀

[onyx sedge]

Fair

So, we established that it is 14 weeks, right?

[warped river]

ten weeks is short enough for my laziness not to tank my grades at the end LOL

🙏 ily uchicago

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao true

[radiant hawk]

I’m gonna be dead with this kind of quarter

[warped river]

fr the burnout has to be crazy

no wonder ppl triple major tho w this system

[radiant hawk]

💀

[lilac bridge]

ok but triple major sounds like hell

[warped river]

frr

still gonna do it tho

[onyx sedge]

Triple major sounds like fun

[lilac bridge]

gonna be struggling w just one, let alone 3

[radiant hawk]

math and cs is enough for me

[lilac bridge]

which ones

[daring steeple]

I’m trying to triple major

[radiant hawk]

three would make me do 5 years

💀

[warped river]

econ, math, cs if i can lol

[daring steeple]

Idk if that’s a good idea

[warped river]

probs impossible tho

[lilac bridge]

altho

[onyx sedge]

uChicago is pretty liberal with letting people double count classes for multiple majors, so it works out

Brandon McCallister told me that

[daring steeple]

You and Brandon smh

[radiant hawk]

rizz up Brandon McAllister

[warped river]

omg trex and his cool AO 👀

[daring steeple]

Just make out with him already

[warped river]

fr

[onyx sedge]

He said that when he was a student we could get them to double count anything if he argued it enough lol

[frigid galleon]

@vernal junco i've done some soul searching and i'm ready to room with you <3

[warped river]

trex x AO fanfic coming up for the LOCI

[daring steeple]

Para, why are you still here?

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[warped river]

this is going to be me if i get in

[daring steeple]

I thought you were logging off

[radiant hawk]

he’s gonna muzzle you and put you on a leash

[frigid galleon]

bored at work + i like talking to you guys

[onyx sedge]

Me too fr

[lilac bridge]

its easier to double tho so ... maybe i'll double econ & history or econ & philo, one thats useful & one for fun

[frigid galleon]

you're acting as if i would mind that

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[vernal junco]

This does not sound good

[frigid galleon]

not good for you no

[alpine sun]

Wait you guys email your ao’s

[frigid galleon]

no i don't

i haven't emailed my AO once

[warped river]

yeah but only once

[alpine sun]

Does it help chances 💀

[vernal junco]

I did like 2

[frigid galleon]

i have emailed the finaid department once for obvious reasons

[onyx sedge]

I email them and talk to them irl 🤩

[warped river]

nah probs not too much unless u get rly close

[alpine sun]

[lilac bridge]

same

[frigid galleon]

they wanted w-2 forms but my parents were unemployed for that year

so i had to get them to waive it

[onyx sedge]

Damn, rough

[alpine sun]

I emailed for a course change

[radiant hawk]

I never emailed finaid

[warped river]

same

[lilac bridge]

mine wanted w2 but my dad worked outside of us so i didnt know what to submit

[warped river]

do you guys email for course change if u add an extra course?

[radiant hawk]

course change?

[warped river]

like hs classes

[daring steeple]

I emailed because I submitted the wrong essay

[radiant hawk]

wdym

[frigid galleon]

i think it's good to show

[radiant hawk]

oh

[alpine sun]

Switched from bc calc to ap stats, i alr got a 5 and took ab calc

[frigid galleon]

i've done some soul searching.

[onyx sedge]

Me too, they had me in Calc 506 for some weird ass reason when I was supposed to be in Math 10002

[frigid galleon]

math 10k

[radiant hawk]

and found that being muzzled is ur dream

[frigid galleon]

okay that's a big leap in logic

[onyx sedge]

Is it?

[radiant hawk]

it’s UChicago

Anything is logical

[frigid galleon]

i wouldn't call it my dream

that seems a bit too strong of a word

i certainly wouldn't mind but i don't dream of it

[onyx sedge]

Cap

[radiant hawk]

what do you think apoc

[vernal junco]

It sounds like he's eager

[frigid galleon]

HOW AM I LYING RIGHT NOW

[radiant hawk]

so true

[frigid galleon]

i'll concede that point

[radiant hawk]

[frigid galleon]

you're the one who's gonna suffer here not me apoc

[alpine sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563873495533092864/1036671335625146418/attachment.gif

[frigid galleon]

yeah that's me

[radiant hawk]

I wish my AO had a tail so I can see how much they like me or not

[onyx sedge]

You definitely sound eager to be muzzled, ngl

[frigid galleon]

😭

[frigid galleon]

but i don't DREAM of it

like

again

[warped river]

LMAO UR SO RIGHT BAO LOL

[frigid galleon]

dream is a strong word

[onyx sedge]

No

[radiant hawk]

eager and dreamed

[frigid galleon]

i think we should tone down the language a little

[radiant hawk]

Basically same

[onyx sedge]

A little TOO eager

[frigid galleon]

hey now what do you mean by that

[onyx sedge]

Bao hit the nail right on the head

[vernal junco]

It's his fantasy

[frigid galleon]

NOT A FANTASY

[radiant hawk]

for real

[vernal junco]

Para probably wrote his essay about it

[frigid galleon]

NO I DIDN'TTTTT qwq

[onyx sedge]

Bing bong bitches

HYAH

[radiant hawk]

it’s ok para

[frigid galleon]

it isn't a fantasy nor am i that eager

i mean i'd be happy to don't get me wrong

but i don't dream about it

[radiant hawk]

“I’d be happy to”

[frigid galleon]

nor do i fantasize about it

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀💀💀

[frigid galleon]

those are two VERY Different points bao

[onyx sedge]

Who was the one that said they want to rook with birb?

[frigid galleon]

and the first part is to be expected from me like are you surprised

[vernal junco]

Imagine if uchicago had a roommate essay

[frigid galleon]

rook???

[frigid galleon]

💀

[radiant hawk]

match you with a roommate

that sounds so fun

[onyx sedge]

Based on the way you write lol

[frigid galleon]

someone should've thought of that as a quirky essay prompt tbh

[warped river]

para would be matched w a single asap

[frigid galleon]

LMAO

[warped river]

frr

[alpine sun]

Thats not bad

[radiant hawk]

you underestimate the amount of furries

[vernal junco]

It would be for para

[radiant hawk]

an entire housing bloc could be a furry quarantine zone

[frigid galleon]

RUDE

[warped river]

a little kennel 💀

or animal shelter

[alpine sun]

Out of pocket

[frigid galleon]

I hope we both get in and room together just so I can bother you 24/7 @vernal junco

[alpine sun]

💀💀

[radiant hawk]

you won’t be able to bother apoc

[frigid galleon]

why not

[vernal junco]

Is there an animal adoption center at uchicago

[radiant hawk]

you’ll be muzzled and caged

[frigid galleon]

AND CAGED???

[radiant hawk]

yea

[frigid galleon]

I'M 5'10 BITCH I'M NOT FITTING IN A CAGE 😭

[radiant hawk]

you would be surprised

[warped river]

whoops

[alpine sun]

Fellow tall bengali

🫡

[frigid galleon]

i wish i was short

i like tall men 💔

[alpine sun]

HUH

[onyx sedge]

I'm good with metal. I can make you one

[radiant hawk]

I’m short it’s terrible

[frigid galleon]

but i'm 5'10

this is my poem

[warped river]

https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/comer/conditions-services/adoption-center

[frigid galleon]

please do not put me in a cage

that is my one boundary

[onyx sedge]

No

I won't force you

[frigid galleon]

thank you xoxo

[onyx sedge]

I'm just saying, if you want to take the role-playing to the next level, I can make one specced to your size so you fit and can be comfy

[warped river]

imagine if someone just semi-randomly applied EA to uchicago and stumbled into this thread when its like this 💀

[frigid galleon]

ugh fine

[alpine sun]

I would personally rescind my app tbh

🗿

[frigid galleon]

LMAO

[onyx sedge]

I'll make it look like a little dog house

[daring steeple]

Awe. How considerate

[vernal junco]

Fr we need one of those dog cones

[onyx sedge]

It'll be cute

[frigid galleon]

aww

[lilac bridge]

how short

[frigid galleon]

okay that's fine trex

[frigid galleon]

WHAT??

[lilac bridge]

DOG CONE

[frigid galleon]

please guys i'm not a dog 😭

[onyx sedge]

Yea, not gonna cage you up like an animal (I am, just telling him so he doesn't think he is in danger)

[frigid galleon]

i can read parentheses trex

[warped river]

you can live in those dog houses rich americans make for their pets

bigger than a uchicago studio tbh

win win imo

[radiant hawk]

55

[vernal junco]

My dog is in one of those rn

[alpine sun]

Still thinking about this

[onyx sedge]

BIRB, THAT YOU??

[frigid galleon]

what

i don't think dogs normally come in 5'10 trex

[radiant hawk]

so he’s gonna be muzzled and in a dog cone and leashed and caged?

[onyx sedge]

Yea

I'm building the cage

[frigid galleon]

okay at this point you guys are projecting this petplay shit onto me i haven't consented to half of this shit

[vernal junco]

We gotta let him touch grass too

[warped river]

online classes only frfr

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[onyx sedge]

We can take him to the dog park

[radiant hawk]

I am not going to the housing area where this is occurring

[frigid galleon]

WHY DO YOU GUYS WANT TO TAKE ME ON WALKIES WHAT

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[vernal junco]

What is this chat 💀

[warped river]

LMAOO

[alpine sun]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-is-happening-dim-dim-what-confused-gif-26463317

[onyx sedge]

Epicness

That's what

[vernal junco]

Para gif

[onyx sedge]

[frigid galleon]

why do you guys want to do this to me so much 😭

[onyx sedge]

Y'all

[warped river]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cute-mouth-filter-funny-cat-gif-15465132

[onyx sedge]

We started out making fun of birb for being a furry

But I think we're the real furries now

[vernal junco]

Nah we the humans

[onyx sedge]

He's turning us

[warped river]

nah speak for yourself trex

[frigid galleon]

bark

[warped river]

frrr

[radiant hawk]

speak for yourself trex

[vernal junco]

We are the ones who leash, not the ones who are leashed

[radiant hawk]

I think it’s you 💀

[onyx sedge]

Forgot about that

[warped river]

maybe its ok if i get rejected from uchicago 💀 cant have this furry influence

[radiant hawk]

this is turning into fifty shades of gray

[frigid galleon]

more like fifty shades of gay

[warped river]

LMAO

[onyx sedge]

True

[frigid galleon]

what

[frigid galleon]

yeah use me to cope okay

[vernal junco]

Not you

[frigid galleon]

WHAT

[onyx sedge]

Carly watching this chat like "What the fu-"

[radiant hawk]

so true

[frigid galleon]

you realize saying her name summons her right

[alpine sun]

We’re all blacklisted from chicago now

[warped river]

frr

[frigid galleon]

she has a bot that summons her when her name is uttered

[daring steeple]

Convos like this are what make us one of the most active threads ☠️

[frigid galleon]

it's like saying the devil's name

[warped river]

imagine the aos just reading this chat

[frigid galleon]

yeah and we own it

[frigid galleon]

not me i haven't done shit

[warped river]

thats so sad lmfaoo

[radiant hawk]

Carly cannot be seeing this

[frigid galleon]

STOP SAYING HER NAME

IT SUMMONS HER

IT IS LIKE THE DEVIL.

[onyx sedge]

Lol

[warped river]

LMFAOO

[lilac bridge]

keep talking, let's beat cornell

[vernal junco]

Carly fr looking at us weird

[onyx sedge]

Birb is paranoid as hell

[frigid galleon]

i'm not

she actually has a bot for this

[daring steeple]

Guys, I hope I get a goth roommate at UChi

[frigid galleon]

she sent screenshots confirming this

whenever her name is said it pings her in a staff chat

learned about this a few months ago it's a real thing

[lilac bridge]

yeah i have the same in another server

[radiant hawk]

I hope I get a single at uchi 💀

[vernal junco]

I swear at this point it's a guarantee I get para

[frigid galleon]

i hope i get to room with apoc ❤️

[warped river]

lol same

[frigid galleon]

the AOs reading this and rooming me with you to see what happens

[lilac bridge]

me too

[vocal eagle]

Real shit

I’m gonna be the goth roommate

😭

[vernal junco]

That would be chaotic

[lilac bridge]

LMAO IMAGINE BIRB & APOC GET IN AND END UP ROOMMATES

[onyx sedge]

I hope I go from single to taken 😭

[lilac bridge]

coming over to see the chaos

[radiant hawk]

good one but deferred

[frigid galleon]

no i'd probably shut up if you actually did anything

[alpine sun]

I brought this up a bit ago

Terrifying

[warped river]

imagine if they get a suit with ramen and trex or smth

[frigid galleon]

fanfic tier plot

[warped river]

frr

[lilac bridge]

thatd be fucking hilarious

best suite

[alpine sun]

Enemies to enemies plot 😔

[radiant hawk]

imagine ramen gets a room with both

[vernal junco]

Bro imagine me bao and Para get a triple

[radiant hawk]

born

Birb

[onyx sedge]

Oh no

[radiant hawk]

Ramen would be doomed

[onyx sedge]

I can't

[warped river]

omg the triple 💀

[frigid galleon]

bark

[onyx sedge]

I'm extra crazy on Discord, this isn't how I am irl

[frigid galleon]

oh ramen would not make it out of that suite alive

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[frigid galleon]

i'm not that weird irl i promise it's mostly repressed

[safe wagon]

Lowkey me

[vocal eagle]

If we all get in would you guys actually be down to meet up next fall

[warped river]

me emailing my AO once they find this thread

[frigid galleon]

hell yeah

[daring steeple]

No biscuit fr, we can make our room all black

[vernal junco]

Well duh

[loud depot]

I don't like the vibe created in the studio today

[vocal eagle]

Or at the April sleep over night thing they do

[onyx sedge]

Literally

[warped river]

omg yeah frr

[radiant hawk]

what’s the April sleep over night thing

[vernal junco]

You gonna hide a body in there or someth...????

[frigid galleon]

LMAOOOOO

[safe wagon]

I finally made progress 🙏🏼

[frigid galleon]

they were projecting that petplay shit onto me man. i did not consent

[onyx sedge]

Good job

[alpine sun]

Yeah for sure

[safe wagon]

@gentle maple LOOK AT MY USERNAME I HAVE TWO

[alpine sun]

Not trying to go to uni not knowing anyone

[lilac bridge]

yes

[frigid galleon]

haii gues

[safe wagon]

Thank you 😜

[radiant hawk]

you said ur eager to be muzzled and leashed 💀💀💀

[onyx sedge]

Gues has arrived y'all

[daring steeple]

hai

[vernal junco]

Don't listen to this he was into it

[alpine sun]

Although maybe that would be bette rthan whatever this is

[lilac bridge]

yo gues

[vocal eagle]

https://prospects.uchicago.edu/www/documents/Final_2017_April_Overnight_Program_Schedule.pdf this is for admitted students right?

[daring steeple]

Nah, just summon the dark lord every once and a while

[warped river]

omg hi gues

[frigid galleon]

you literally threatened to put me in a cage and a dog cone

[vocal eagle]

Let me do more research h

[safe wagon]

I’m prepared to get rejected by Chicago my supplements were so ass

[radiant hawk]

that was apoc

[daring steeple]

LMAO WHAT

[frigid galleon]

i'm not being put in a cage 💔

[onyx sedge]

@daring steeple here to watch the chaos

[warped river]

same ngl

[frigid galleon]

no that was you i have receipts

[daring steeple]

yeah i was curious what was going on here

man i wanna commit so bad 😭

[radiant hawk]

I never threatened that was apoc shaking my head

[safe wagon]

I chose the easiest prompt too

For that essay one

[radiant hawk]

why not

[safe wagon]

Mine was like kinda meh

[onyx sedge]

What's stopping you?

[frigid galleon]

they're trying to live their petplay fantasies vicariously through me man

[gentle maple]

Uchicago > ivies

[daring steeple]

finaid

still waiting on the est

[warped river]

wait did u do the historical character one?

[vernal junco]

Bro I don't want to shake any head

[lilac bridge]

did they not give it yet

[onyx sedge]

YOURE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE MUZZLED

[warped river]

facts

[safe wagon]

No I did the wisdom teeth one

[frigid galleon]

AND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED BUILDING ME A CAGE??

[warped river]

ooo that one seems lowk hard ngl

[daring steeple]

so ig maybe next week

[radiant hawk]

think of there being a period between apoc and shaking my head

[frigid galleon]

LIke there are several leaps you're making here

[alpine sun]

Out of context a2c

[daring steeple]

idk how long they take to process

[lilac bridge]

wait if u dont mind, lmk how much u get cus if aid is shit it'll make me feel better 😭

[warped river]

there's like 7 dif convos going on rn LMAO

[onyx sedge]

I WAS OFFERING IF YOU WANTED IT

[daring steeple]

aight

[safe wagon]

PLEASEE MINE SOUNDED LIKE SHIT

[onyx sedge]

I'm being supportive

[frigid galleon]

i mean i'll take it but NO

[daring steeple]

but idk if theyll get mad if i dont withdraw my apps or smth

[safe wagon]

Do u wanna read each other’s 🙏🏼

[radiant hawk]

YOU WILL TAKE IT

💀💀💀💀

[warped river]

def better than my mess of an uncommon essay 😭 it was fun to write but not uchicago quality LOLLL

[frigid galleon]

i need decorations for my dorm okay

[safe wagon]

I had no idea what to write for the historical one without sounding basic

[onyx sedge]

Probably not?

[radiant hawk]

“Decoration”

[vernal junco]

Bro he wants the cage lmao

[daring steeple]

yeah ik im just overthinking LMAO

[gentle maple]

Withdraw 😡😡😡

[radiant hawk]

It’s gonna be used everyday

[lilac bridge]

i mean u havent gotten finaid yet, it's fair for u not to withdraw apps elsewhere

[vernal junco]

We are going to need fencing in our room

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀💀

[vocal eagle]

My essays are 🔥 if I get rejected I’ll let y’all read

[warped river]

💀

[daring steeple]

i dont think i actually can

[onyx sedge]

Valid

[daring steeple]

oh u mean

other places

[safe wagon]

No it’s prob good I can send u mine

[daring steeple]

i didnt apply uchi

[gentle maple]

There’s a button dummy 😡😡

[vernal junco]

We need one of those grass patches

[onyx sedge]

Good

[safe wagon]

And u can feel better ab urself

[daring steeple]

Same. I actually didn’t like any of the prompts so I dug old ones up

[gentle maple]

Oh okay no chicago

[radiant hawk]

[gentle maple]

Nvmd keep em in!

[frigid galleon]

not true

[lilac bridge]

good cus if u were im not getting in

[onyx sedge]

I'm glad, cause you would steal my spot

[frigid galleon]

OKAY NOW

[daring steeple]

noooo guys

😭

[safe wagon]

Yeah I wrote my supplement after I blocked my ex bff on everything so it def showed….

[daring steeple]

i am not quirky

i am very boring person

uchicago would not want me

[gentle maple]

💀💀💀

[radiant hawk]

you got wanted by Columbia

[gentle maple]

Whew

[frigid galleon]

if i get a room with any of y'all i feel like i am not making it out of there

[alpine sun]

Im quirky but im also a nerd so like

Idk

[lilac bridge]

but columbia did and thats all that matters

[daring steeple]

Columbia is prissy though

[radiant hawk]

you would make it out

[safe wagon]

Hey I told u I would tag u when I made progress and I did

[radiant hawk]

on a leash

[gentle maple]

WE SHALL SEE IN 4 DAYS FROM NOW

[teal mauve]

3

Right

[gentle maple]

GOOD JOBBO!

[frigid galleon]

DON'T DRAG ME TO CLASSES ON A LEASH WHAT

[alpine sun]

aaaaaa

[radiant hawk]

THREE DAYS

[gentle maple]

4

[safe wagon]

🥰

[radiant hawk]

TRES DÍAS RESTANTES

[alpine sun]

Do not scroll up

[lilac bridge]

tbh im not quirky either so i feel like uchi wont want me but thats ok

[daring steeple]

bro, i cant withdraw my ucsb app until jan 11 cuz portal isnt available until then

[vernal junco]

GUYS CARLY IS HERE SWITCH TOPIC

[warped river]

3 or 4 is too short

[daring steeple]

😐

wtf

[gentle maple]

WAIT NO 3

[onyx sedge]

Everyone stop for a secojd

[gentle maple]

ONG

[warped river]

LMAO APOC

[frigid galleon]

so how are we

[safe wagon]

My Cornell supplement is about greys anatomy

[frigid galleon]

uchicagoing today

[gentle maple]

ITS 3

[onyx sedge]

Bingo

[gentle maple]

HOW THE FK

[onyx sedge]

WE DID IT

[frigid galleon]

how's the uchicago uchicagoing

[onyx sedge]

WE DID IT

[gentle maple]

HOW IS IT 3 ALREADY

[lilac bridge]

thats. how is portal not available till so late

[gentle maple]

AHHHHHH

[warped river]

THREE DAYS LEFT OML

[radiant hawk]

ITS SUNDAY MY FELLOW BRETHREN

[daring steeple]

What?

[frigid galleon]

is carly gone yet

[gentle maple]

HOLYM CRAP

[onyx sedge]

MOST ACTIVE CHANNEL

[gentle maple]

ITS ALRWADY AFTERNOON

[warped river]

WAIT DID WE PASS CORNELL

[onyx sedge]

LETS FUCKING GO

[warped river]

AHHH YESSS

[daring steeple]

LETS GOOO

[gentle maple]

DUBS

[alpine sun]

W

[onyx sedge]

FUCK CORNELL

[safe wagon]

W

[warped river]

WOOO

[radiant hawk]

WE ARE BTFOING COLLEGETALK SIMPLY WITH 6 people

[onyx sedge]

W

[daring steeple]

like wtf?

[gentle maple]

UCHICAGO>CORN LLL

[warped river]

WERE DEF GONNA GET TO 25K

[lilac bridge]

corn-L

[radiant hawk]

CORN-L

[onyx sedge]

Truth

CORN-L

[gentle maple]

UC schools and their non existent funds

[lilac bridge]

thats so dumb

[daring steeple]

i guess ill have to send them an email

lmao

[lilac bridge]

omg 3 days

[warped river]

three days !!!

[safe wagon]

What time do decisions come out

[lilac bridge]

🫡 better start writing in advance

[radiant hawk]

Late afternoon

[warped river]

late afternoon

who knows what that means

[safe wagon]

Oh of course chicago is once again ambiguous

[radiant hawk]

I’m sure apoc would love to

[safe wagon]

Why cant they just be straightforward for once

[lilac bridge]

"late afternoon" they'll release it at 11pm

[warped river]

fr

[radiant hawk]

21:12 I’m calling it

[teal mauve]

??????

[warped river]

NAHHHH

LMAOOO

[safe wagon]

Early afternoon for me cuz I’m EST

[lilac bridge]

cus they said "mid december" and ended up with dec 21

[radiant hawk]

this is so funny

[warped river]

agreed 100%

[onyx sedge]

That is hilarious

[radiant hawk]

uchicago so quirky fr

[safe wagon]

Wait actually no later afternoon

[teal mauve]

Star It i dare you

[daring steeple]

💀

[safe wagon]

They’re so messed up for that fr

[radiant hawk]

Started

[lilac bridge]

this is why uchi better let them in

[warped river]

frr

[daring steeple]

I don’t think I’ll ever live this down

[vernal junco]

how many do we need to star it

[onyx sedge]

Are we about to put THAT on the starboard?

[radiant hawk]

everyone is going to come into the UChicago channel now

[warped river]

5 i think

idk

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[frigid galleon]

this is uchicago

if you want a normal school go to the columbia thread or some shit

[daring steeple]

lmao 😭

[frigid galleon]

yes

[daring steeple]

Fr

[frigid galleon]

yes we are

[safe wagon]

wait if we get in EA when’s the deadline for deciding

[warped river]

yes

[radiant hawk]

THIS IS ALL SUPPOSED TO GO IN THE UT CHANNEL

[onyx sedge]

NO

[radiant hawk]

😭

[lilac bridge]

im still bitter

[warped river]

may/april

[onyx sedge]

OF ALL THINGS

[vernal junco]

it's in the starboard now lmao

[warped river]

i think

[safe wagon]

okok

[gentle maple]

PLEASE LET ME IN UCHI

[alpine sun]

Oh no

[onyx sedge]

that is not the first thing from the uChicago channel to be put on the starboard

[warped river]

uchicago let us in 🙏

[frigid galleon]

#fightforthepin

[onyx sedge]

It's too late

[radiant hawk]

Trex and para is famous in the startboard now

😭

[warped river]

u too LOL

[frigid galleon]

and you bao

you're in there

just not in the starboard channel

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-stop-gif-15995092

[lilac bridge]

wchicago so real for that last one tho

[frigid galleon]

who keeps unpinning it 💔

[onyx sedge]

Honestly, that last one is epic

[radiant hawk]

💀

[teal mauve]

Your did it!!!

[vernal junco]

fr we need to build an animal facility at uchicago

[onyx sedge]

We're better than Cornell

[lilac bridge]

🌽-LLLLL LETS GO

[vernal junco]

are there any engineering students who would contribute?

[lilac bridge]

suny ithaca

[frigid galleon]

hey now

[radiant hawk]

Corn-L

[frigid galleon]

i'm cs 💔

[daring steeple]

HOW

[radiant hawk]

yes

[daring steeple]

what has happened after dec 15

[radiant hawk]

I am an engineering student

[vernal junco]

we can put a computer in the cage

[daring steeple]

what the fuck

Is anyone in here going into humanities?

[lilac bridge]

we went insane

[frigid galleon]

thanks ❤️

[radiant hawk]

10000 out of those messages is just talking about muzzling and caging para

[vernal junco]

I honestly want to see a full breakdown of that lmao

[warped river]

we went up around 6k messages in a day once LOL

[frigid galleon]

what about the leash i thought we agreed on that 💔

[daring steeple]

aight cya

[vernal junco]

what percent of all messages are about para

[frigid galleon]

we need to count it up

[radiant hawk]

Bro is dreaming about the leash

[frigid galleon]

baiii gues :3

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-gif-3429144

[frigid galleon]

probably a bit given how much i talk here

[onyx sedge]

Me too Gues, me too

[daring steeple]

Wednesday is going to be really quiet

[frigid galleon]

not true

[lilac bridge]

i'm going into econs

[alpine sun]

No

[warped river]

frr

[frigid galleon]

and i just had the most violent sneeze of my life

[alpine sun]

Its going to be quiet after 4pm

[lilac bridge]

oh man

[frigid galleon]

nah i'm gonna continue talking like normal

[warped river]

it probs will if we all get rejected ngl

[vernal junco]

I gotta feed the entire chat into chatgpt and see what it comes up with

[safe wagon]

Ugh RD decisions r so far away

[lilac bridge]

i can't think abt it bc i cant bear another disappointment

[radiant hawk]

all quiet on the western front

[vernal junco]

how do I export an entire channel's chatlogs lmao

[frigid galleon]

bark

[daring steeple]

All except Ramen with his likely

[lilac bridge]

actually no i feel like the chaos of this chat will soothe the rejection

[daring steeple]

And Rex with his business

[frigid galleon]

anyway i'm asking the housing department to put me in a room with apoc and bao

❤️

gl guys

[radiant hawk]

💀

[lilac bridge]

HEY WE'RE GETTING AT LEAST 2 WS ON WED

[frigid galleon]

why 2

[warped river]

PRAYING

[radiant hawk]

begging to be caged

[alpine sun]

Why 2

[vernal junco]

luckily you don't know my name so you can't

[onyx sedge]

Who is the 2nd?

[frigid galleon]

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

[lilac bridge]

ramen got a likely and trex started a business

[onyx sedge]

If y'all say me, I'll leave immediately

[daring steeple]

You

[onyx sedge]

BRO

NO

[frigid galleon]

"if you see a man with a ralsei profile picture please put him in a dorm with me thanks"

[onyx sedge]

IM NOT

[radiant hawk]

if he’s smart he can figure out my name

[daring steeple]

Tf, who else

[dull nacelle]

theres never too much kate

[frigid galleon]

too lazy for that

[vernal junco]

how tf you gonna know irl

[onyx sedge]

True, I forgot

[alpine sun]

Mods are watching us like vultures

[vernal junco]

this pfp is only for discord lmao

[frigid galleon]

you're ralsei irl.

[teal mauve]

Did you see the latest #⭐-starboard

[radiant hawk]

i think I know paras name

[vernal junco]

fr vultures like eating small animals

[radiant hawk]

💀

[warped river]

imagine if some of you end up being in a dorm or class together and go 2 months without realizing you guys know each other LOL

[frigid galleon]

DMs

[onyx sedge]

Yes 😭

Me and Para are featured

[lilac bridge]

guys wednesday starts w W so we're all getting Ws on wed

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/you-need-help-wtf-dr-phil-confused-huh-gif-16346596

[lilac bridge]

THANKS GUES

[vernal junco]

exactly lmao

[daring steeple]

God, I live Nat’s positivity

[onyx sedge]

Why does everyone think I'm gettingin

[daring steeple]

Because you made us all chance you

[warped river]

cause you literally are, just watch LOL

[vernal junco]

POV: talking to para

[daring steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smh-nope-no-cute-gif-4883226

[onyx sedge]

Lol fair!

[dull nacelle]

no i’m too busy hanging out with my irl bf unlike everyone else here

[daring steeple]

Youre on discord

[alpine sun]

Chance me 4.98 gpa 5 papers published 6 letters of reccomendstion leader of economics club and double legacy

[warped river]

reject LOL

[vocal eagle]

Ehhh idk probably rejected

Just the vibe though idk

[radiant hawk]

which channel is more active

[vernal junco]

fr she's taking time away to get on discord

[radiant hawk]

Collegetalk or UChicago

[vocal eagle]

Purely based off my vibes with no stats can y’all chance me

[frigid galleon]

okay i confirmed that i accidentally self-doxxed through the furry lanyard pic

[warped river]

accept

[frigid galleon]

and bao saw it before i deleted it

[vernal junco]

accept

[frigid galleon]

sooooooooooo

[lilac bridge]

going off what i alrdy know abt u, accept

[safe wagon]

I kinda started a business

[vocal eagle]

Let’s go!!!!

[teal mauve]

They both have several people talking

[vocal eagle]

💪

[vernal junco]

wholesome vibes, and uchicago is wholesome, so easy W

[radiant hawk]

we need the stats

[vocal eagle]

If I get rejected I’m blaming you guys

[frigid galleon]

am i wholesome

[vocal eagle]

Bc of vibes

Jk

[frigid galleon]

if i get rejected i'm blaming apoc

[vernal junco]

you are eager, I know that

[frigid galleon]

hey 💔

[vocal eagle]

So true

Everyone blame apoc

[radiant hawk]

collegetalk huge win

[daring steeple]

I swear the one thing that I think could get me rejected is my uncommon essay

[alpine sun]

Uchicago wholesome. My favorite wholesome uchicago moment is when they made a cozy nuclear reactor during the winter

[lilac bridge]

• strong & amazing & would survive uchicago's rigor

[vernal junco]

nooooo

[frigid galleon]

are we still hung up on the muzzle leash and cage thing apoc

you need to get over that

[vernal junco]

blame para not me

[lilac bridge]

i think my commonapp essay will get me rejected tbh

[warped river]

this but my common app ps

[onyx sedge]

I love how the uChicago thread is boosting the #1050620654485000213 to the second most active channel

[teal mauve]

Cornell made it first for a bit lmao

[vernal junco]

we gotta do that

[radiant hawk]

yeah but corn-L

[frigid galleon]

so today i will be holding a guest lecture on collars

[safe wagon]

Personally I like my common app essay but my stats r weak

[onyx sedge]

And muzzled

[frigid galleon]

bro thinks he enrico fermi 😭😭

[radiant hawk]

and caged

[lilac bridge]

why use space heaters when you have nuclear reactors

[vernal junco]

at least we have a test subject...

[frigid galleon]

what is with you guys and muzzles and collars and leashes

like is there something you're trying to tell me here

[teal mauve]

This was dec 15 I think

[frigid galleon]

HEY NOW

[alpine sun]

72 hours

[vernal junco]

we need to make a nuclear powered dog collar

[lilac bridge]

HELLOANDJD

[radiant hawk]

megathreads are the most successful a2c innovation

[daring steeple]

LMAO NOT ME

pls

[onyx sedge]

I'm down

[frigid galleon]

????

[daring steeple]

i died that day

[frigid galleon]

fr like i thought that this concept would die off but no it's uniquely popular

[lilac bridge]

birb & trex

[radiant hawk]

😭 he likes cat collars more

[onyx sedge]

Y'all think that server activity positively or negatively correlates with accept rate?

[vernal junco]

82k messages in 7 days holy

[frigid galleon]

i'd wear a dog collar but yeah that's correct i prefer having a lil bell

[alpine sun]

Depends on the round

[warped river]

we'll see in 3 days LOL

[vernal junco]

oh true

[radiant hawk]

negatively

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

[lilac bridge]

negatively bc ppl celebrate offline if they're accepted

[alpine sun]

More rejections means more active during time between ed and rd

[onyx sedge]

No, I mean for like chances for each person

[frigid galleon]

i go crazy

[lilac bridge]

OH

[daring steeple]

i called my family in singapore and they asked what columbia was

💀

[lilac bridge]

IM SOBBING

[radiant hawk]

how

💀

[frigid galleon]

uchicago? is that a state school?

[daring steeple]

they know harvard and stanford

[alpine sun]

🐒

[daring steeple]

thats all

[warped river]

i think the auto admits would be inactive, but the general admits for uchicago could be active

[daring steeple]

lmao

[radiant hawk]

everyone thinks UChicago is a state school

[lilac bridge]

if i tell my grandpa i got into uchicago he's gonna think thats a state school

[onyx sedge]

Like if active people are statistically more like to be accepted or statistically less like or the same

[frigid galleon]

i'm the most active here and i'm prob getting rejected

so i'm gonna go with negatively correlates

[onyx sedge]

Shit

That doesn't bode well for me

[daring steeple]

No joke. When I told my mom about it she said why do you what to leave UT for a dangerous state school

[frigid galleon]

no it does not

[vernal junco]

nah man you got a solid line to the hands of the uchicago AO's, of course you're getting let in

[radiant hawk]

💀

[lilac bridge]

uhmmmm ykw it depends, some people are active to take advantage of having others read their essays & help with apps, but others just want to chat so

[frigid galleon]

what does that mean

are you talking about a leash i can't tell

[lilac bridge]

fr

[frigid galleon]

"a solid line to the hands" ????

english

[vernal junco]

🐕‍🦺

[onyx sedge]

Nat coming back with the good ideas

[radiant hawk]

service dog

[frigid galleon]

I'M NOT BEING LEASHED BY THE UCHICAGO AOs

service dog

[vernal junco]

bro you're gonna get leashed by debt as well

[onyx sedge]

Bro, birb about to become the fucking uChicago mascot

[radiant hawk]

Brandon McAllister wants you

[frigid galleon]

the npc said i'm paying $30 so

[daring steeple]

Guys I think I’m going to send the “should I start writing RDs” to my AO email

[frigid galleon]

THAT ISN'T EVEN MY AO but he could leash me any day

[warped river]

omg 6th place???

[lilac bridge]

AYYY

[radiant hawk]

guess im@not getting accepted

[lilac bridge]

10 place lets go

[daring steeple]

my aunts reaction

💀

[radiant hawk]

💀

[lilac bridge]

NOOOOOO

[frigid galleon]

she is a HATER

[vernal junco]

we need this to be a pin

[lilac bridge]

what a hater

[daring steeple]

noo ok shes really nice but she was like

[frigid galleon]

why??

[radiant hawk]

Everyone star this

[daring steeple]

"i thought you wanted stanford or harvard"

LMAO

[lilac bridge]

THIS IS SO TRUE

[vernal junco]

we need this on starboard too

[daring steeple]

whats the %

[teal mauve]

i think its within the top 50 or smth

[frigid galleon]

we can get on the starboard if we try hard enough

[vernal junco]

we need more stars lmao

[vernal junco]

react quick

[radiant hawk]

star star star

[daring steeple]

⛔

deleting your messages now

?purge

[warped river]

gasp

[onyx sedge]

Everyone, give that message a star

[lilac bridge]

how many do we need

10?

[onyx sedge]

More

[vernal junco]

I think 10

[teal mauve]

6

[lilac bridge]

STAR IT STAR IT

[teal mauve]

excluding from the person who sent it

[onyx sedge]

One more?

[vernal junco]

ye we just need 1 more

[lilac bridge]

we need 1 more come on

[warped river]

someone star it pls

[radiant hawk]

this thread got 22k messages just from like 7 people

[daring steeple]

no

[radiant hawk]

💀

[warped river]

LMAO

[onyx sedge]

@teal mauve star it

[frigid galleon]

dad sending me to get water brb

[vernal junco]

we need one more star plz

YES

[daring steeple]

do you respond to commands

[frigid galleon]

it's in #⭐-starboard message

[warped river]

LMFAOO

[onyx sedge]

LETS GO

[frigid galleon]

yes i'm obedient thanks

[onyx sedge]

WE GOT IT

[warped river]

AHAHA

[radiant hawk]

💀💀💀

[vernal junco]

fetch me a uchicago diploma

[onyx sedge]

Bro, the starboard is out of pocket today

[lilac bridge]

LEST GOOO

[warped river]

ppl looking at the starboard will be wondering what is going on in the uchicago thread

[radiant hawk]

uchicago thread is just bottom thread