HOW DID THEY FIND IT
#UChicago (2022-2023)
lilac bridge
lilac bridge
😭😭😭
warped river
LMFAOO
vernal junco
it's going to be fine, uchicago is into that shit
frigid galleon
like it's not hard to deduce
vocal eagle
this is the end of the road for me
frigid galleon
it's ok biscuit you're accepted in my heart
vocal eagle
tbh it's probably like a freshman communications student running that account LMFAO
but omfg
that's so terrifying
vernal junco
yeah lmao
I don't think admissions actually looks at online stuff at all unless they get tipped off about it
too much waste of time
vocal eagle
if i get rejected im blaming it on the bee video and nothing else
daring steeple
why are they suddenly stalking you 💀
vocal eagle
he was stinging us bruh!!!
frigid galleon
if it makes you feel better biscuit a prospective employer saw projects of mine labeled YIFF-SAMPLER, PENIS, and nokia-e621
vernal junco
why are they suddenly stalking you 💀
I think she commented on a uchicago tiktok and they looked at her profile or someth
lilac bridge
if it makes you feel better biscuit a prospective employer saw projects of mine ...
i
frigid galleon
they were chill but i stopped interviewing bc my mental health couldn't have handled a job even if it was 6 figures
vernal junco
if it makes you feel better biscuit a prospective employer saw projects of mine ...
bro what
lilac bridge
UCHICAGO ADMISSIONS
frigid galleon
that's called employability rizz
vocal eagle
WAAAAAA
vernal junco
and they *still* wanted to interview me
the fuck
daring steeple
are your tiktoks nasty orrrr
vocal eagle
no not at all
vernal junco
you are in trouble, the uchicago police force is coming after you
frigid galleon
the fuck
i was well qualified for the position + i have years of practical CS experience and know what i'm doing to an extent*
*i'm not brilliant but i can do things
vocal eagle
well like i had a video of a bee in a cup but i dont think thats that big of a deal
other than that its like concert videos
frigid galleon
i was well qualified for the position + i have years of practical CS experience ...
i could probably go into the job market without college but i want to learn stuff so
lilac bridge
okay y'all i just wanted to say, i was rlly upset abt my ED decision but talking to y'all in this thread took my mind off of it and you're all very funny people so thank you for being you & i hope uchicago accepts you all
daring steeple
uchicago admissions viewed my insta story when I shared their post lol
daring steeple
tnakfully i had nothing crazy at that time
vocal eagle
okay y'all i just wanted to say, i was rlly upset abt my ED decision but talking...
<3 u i was really sad to see your decision but you are worth so much more than your ed school
vernal junco
okay y'all i just wanted to say, i was rlly upset abt my ED decision but talking...
it was great talking to you! hopefully you get into a college you really love 👍
lilac bridge
<3 u i was really sad to see your decision but you are worth so much more than y...
thank you <333
vocal eagle
v is in your pfp thats why you're the goat
lilac bridge
LMAO yes thank you
vernal junco
this channel is so wholesome
frigid galleon
barkedy bark bark
lilac bridge
it was great talking to you! hopefully you get into a college you really love 👍
hoping 😭
vocal eagle
i am too LOL
frigid galleon
guys i didn't get a likely 💔💔 am i rejected (/j)
broken mason
I'm bouta go and write 918938129389123 thank you letters
lilac bridge
uchicago thread in a nutshell
broken mason
wtf 😭
daring steeple
okay y'all i just wanted to say, i was rlly upset abt my ED decision but talking...
that's why uchicago is gonna admit you on a full ride !
frigid galleon
if he's named paracatboy.. why does he bark...
vernal junco
uchicago thread in a nutshell
lmfaoo
and then we go off on a tangent trying to start a cult or go after para
frigid galleon
for real i've been threatened with being muzzled like 50 times now
frigid galleon
for real i've been threatened with being muzzled like 50 times now
also to be clear threatening to put me on a leash does not do anything apoc do not bother
alpine sun
I swear to god i will ban legacy admissions if i ever get into a position of political power
🙏
lilac bridge
suddenly its illegal
alpine sun
nice
daring steeple
lol my ap calc teacher wrote everyone in my class a personalized letter as a gift
lilac bridge
damn the visa gift cards
daring steeple
almost cried 💀
frigid galleon
if i get into a position of political power we are going gpa optional
just don't submit your gpa
lilac bridge
lol my ap calc teacher wrote everyone in my class a personalized letter as a gif...
thats so nice wtf
broken mason
damn the visa gift cards
🔥
daring steeple
fr
frigid galleon
just don't submit your gpa
you still have to submit a transcript that shows the classes you passed but no gpa consideration
lilac bridge
gpa is the one thing i have going for me
vernal junco
lol my ap calc teacher wrote everyone in my class a personalized letter as a gif...
honestly I wish I had a nice teacher like that, at one point our teacher tried to do someth like that for lit but came off as a bit passive aggressive imo
frigid galleon
gpa is the one thing i have going for me
it's the one thing holding me back
lilac bridge
my ECs are holding me back HARD
vernal junco
like I didn't talk much that year, and she wrote "To (Apoc), for being such a deep thinker."
daring steeple
yeah honestly he's my fav math teacher ever atp
vernal junco
like just calling me out lmao
vocal eagle
what do yall think my first name is if u had to guess
frigid galleon
biscuit
vocal eagle
if any of yall saw my doxx dont answer
vernal junco
what do yall think my first name is if u had to guess
biscuit
vocal eagle
true
lilac bridge
what do yall think my first name is if u had to guess
it's biscuit
vocal eagle
im gonna change my preferred name on the portal to biscuit
frigid galleon
@daring steeple bark
vernal junco
if any of yall saw my doxx dont answer
honestly no idea, stephanie or something? names don't carry much weight and I'm just saying a random one lol
vocal eagle
thats a cute name that would be fun
frigid galleon
im gonna change my preferred name on the portal to biscuit
change it to "Dean Nondorf" so your AO thinks you're nondorf and lets you in
vocal eagle
apocalypse you give mad thomas vibes
vernal junco
my name is wild but I can't say since I'd be instant doxxed
frigid galleon
follow me for more app strats
alpine sun
my name is wild but I can't say since I'd be instant doxxed
are you slavic?
lilac bridge
my name is literally my name
vernal junco
apocalypse you give mad thomas vibes
bro I have the wildest indian name that no one knows how to pronounce
people haven't pronounced it right for years
frigid galleon
my name is literally my name
oh is your name natclis
vocal eagle
para gives max vibes
alpine sun
bro I have the wildest indian name that no one knows how to pronounce
telugu?
frigid galleon
that's so cooooooooooooooool
frigid galleon
para gives max vibes
i am not named max but i have a friend named max
lilac bridge
oh is your name natclis
yes it is (/j)
vocal eagle
i also have a friend named max
vernal junco
my name sounds like a combination of two animal's names and me and my friends made a joke out of it a while back
vocal eagle
if i get in ill tell yall my name 💯
lilac bridge
my name in real life is just bark
i thought your name was para
change it to para bark
frigid galleon
i thought your name was para
para is an awkward way to contract parabirb
it should be birb
lilac bridge
birb
vernal junco
the only hint I'll give is that my name has "rat" in it
vocal eagle
bharat
vernal junco
nah
frigid galleon
ratao
vernal junco
bharat is india lol
onyx sedge
My name has "hat" in it
vocal eagle
oh i thought you said you had an indian name
daring steeple
<@456226577798135808> bark
Ruff
vernal junco
oh i thought you said you had an indian name
well ye but it isn't india lol
frigid galleon
you should become an AO i think that'd be ecool
onyx sedge
Delete it then
vernal junco
imagine someone living in america with the name "america"
vocal eagle
wait educate me bc im curious i feel stupid
vernal junco
carly came on right then
frigid galleon
nothing happened
onyx sedge
Which is still better than a cold ping
vernal junco
@delicate bone we have a guilty person on our hands here...
frigid galleon
you pinged the bot??
lilac bridge
LMAOOOO
vocal eagle
well ye but it isn't india lol
sorry if that came off rude or weird i think i misread what you meant haha
vernal junco
wait educate me bc im curious i feel stupid
"bharat" is basically "india" in the indian language
frigid galleon
the real carly has something set up so she's pinged whenever her name is mentioned
vernal junco
sorry if that came off rude or weird i think i misread what you meant haha
nahhh you're fine lol I'm messing around
frigid galleon
so if you say her name enough times it summons her
vocal eagle
i just knew someone named bharat haha i didnt know what it meant
frigid galleon
kinda like satan but if satan was less cool and ran the a2c discord server
lilac bridge
the real carly has something set up so she's pinged whenever her name is mention...
so a highlight bot basically
vernal junco
ye that makes sense
frigid galleon
so a highlight bot basically
kinda
if you say her name it pings her
it's been said 10.7k times
vernal junco
carly showing up would be funny
lilac bridge
rip her mentions then
vernal junco
especially if saying carly causes her to come here
frigid galleon
yeah if you say carly enough times she'll be summoned
so have you watched i carly
vernal junco
damn I guess carly must be getting annoyed by the pings rn
frigid galleon
i forgot who the protagonist was again
lilac bridge
guys should i do my stats homework and then just go to bed
frigid galleon
can you remind me who the protagonist of i carly was
lilac bridge
forget abt this god awful day
vernal junco
I think it was carly
frigid galleon
guys should i do my stats homework and then just go to bed
yes
vernal junco
what is i carly tho
lilac bridge
or should i actually do more work so im not cramming on sunday
vernal junco
yeah I think it was named carly
frigid galleon
what is i carly tho
the hit teen sitcom i carly
frigid galleon
i carly*
frigid galleon
biscuit do you think carly was a good character
vocal eagle
definitely one of the least annoying main characters of any of those shows
daring steeple
or should i actually do more work so im not cramming on sunday
Work
frigid galleon
@daring steeple did you apply to uchicago ea?
if so do you need to know how to withdraw
vernal junco
imagine if carly never shows up
frigid galleon
cc @hot crag
frigid galleon
i need headpats and cuddles fr
vocal eagle
natalie u applied ea to uchicago right?
lilac bridge
yes
lilac bridge
and right now it's my #1 choice so please uchicago let me in !!!
vocal eagle
frigid galleon
okiii
hot crag
i didnt apply to uchucago
vocal eagle
im getting mad acceptance vibes
vocal eagle
for natalie
frigid galleon
please let me know
vernal junco
im getting mad acceptance vibes
fr it looks like an auto admit
frigid galleon
i need to tell them how to withdraw
hot crag
please let me know
oki
lilac bridge
LMAO PARA WHAT IS THAT
vernal junco
biscuit you're amazing
your acceptance will be greater
frigid galleon
i think you'll get in
and if not you'll prob be deferred
and you can ED2 and get in
soooo
vocal eagle
natalie when u get in EA i will cry for you because it would be so cool for you to beat the odds
lilac bridge
biscuit i'll be crying for you too when you get in
daring steeple
<@456226577798135808> did you apply to uchicago ea?
I did not, but I for sure will withdraw all other ea apps- once I get my finaid
vocal eagle
if we dont get in we can cry together LMAO
lilac bridge
yes we can
frigid galleon
proud of you gues
vernal junco
bro all of us are getting in, stop with this notion of rejection, it doesn't exist in this thread
lilac bridge
we're going with a 100% acceptance rate for this thread
vernal junco
our destiny is uchicago, and we will fulfill it
vernal junco
we're going with a 100% acceptance rate for this thread
fr
lilac bridge
uchicago has to take us all, we are the quirkiness it needs
frigid galleon
hit the wrong person
vocal eagle
woah
frigid galleon
meant that for apoc
vocal eagle
LMFAO
lilac bridge
PARA
onyx sedge
Guys
vernal junco
lmao what
vocal eagle
breeder type vibes
onyx sedge
What should I do if I get in?
frigid galleon
What should I do if I get in?
buy me a pair of cat ears
vernal junco
What should I do if I get in?
adopt someone and make them a legacy
frigid galleon
that pic 😭😭
what pic
vernal junco
adopt as many people as possible to boost acceptance rates
vocal eagle
100 squats every day till move in day
onyx sedge
No, like seriously though
frigid galleon
breeder type vibes
breedee*
tight nimbus
i wouldn't risk it... if you do try it you're gonna have to do a lot of editing
lilac bridge
omg yes
vocal eagle
im gonna film one i think
vernal junco
i wouldn't risk it... if you do try it you're gonna have to do a lot of editing
yeah definitely, I mean as a way to get ideas/outlines
vernal junco
you would ideally word everything yourself but just pull ideas from the bot
frigid galleon
i'll use a protogen vtuber model instead
vernal junco
film a decision reaction vidieo
we need to all make a youtube video lmao
vocal eagle
im gonna face cam and slay
onyx sedge
I'll use a GPT script
frigid galleon
vernal junco
like once we all get to uchicago we need to make videos together
frigid galleon
who's ballsack sports
onyx sedge
like once we all get to uchicago we need to make videos together
Agree
vernal junco
tell me more
frigid galleon
like once we all get to uchicago we need to make videos together
yeah esp me i wanna be on your channel
onyx sedge
Ultimate gang
lilac bridge
omg i filmed a columbia decision video
i shut it off after 30 sec
cus it was DOWNHILL from there
tight nimbus
me and my friends are all recording our reactions and we're having a competition on who can get the most views on their reaction videos lmaooo- (and by that i mean one of us is gonna have like 11 views, i'll have like 3, and another one of my friends is gonna have like 9)
vernal junco
yeah esp me i wanna be on your channel
bro is gonna show up with cat ears 💀
frigid galleon
bro is gonna show up with cat ears 💀
and a bell collar
I would pin this but then carly would get pissed at me so I won't
vernal junco
and a bell collar
well merry christmas after all
frigid galleon
it's not christmas themed apoc
it's cat themed
but whatever you want to tell yourself
vernal junco
I'll do that in a week with an alt if I get accepted
frigid galleon
I think I'm just gonna cry if I get accepted
i'm gonna cry either way
tight nimbus
i'll use a protogen vtuber model instead
you see what you do is design your own vtuber model and list it on your common app as an EC for RD
frigid galleon
but if i get rejected it'll turn into a breakdown
vernal junco
I think I'm just gonna cry if I get accepted
I'm going to be so sad if anyone gets rejected
frigid galleon
~~you see what you do is design your own vtuber model and list it on your common...
i ripped a model from vrchat then converted it to the vtuber software format
vernal junco
we got a tight-knit group of people here, we've gotten too attached
onyx sedge
I'm going to be so sad if anyone gets rejected
Might want to start preparing to be real sad then
vernal junco
Might want to start preparing to be real sad then
that is true, I gotta start getting a playlist ready for rejection time
tight nimbus
maybe they accept us all :)
delicate boneBOT
natclis asks: ED or EA
vernal junco
maybe they will
onyx sedge
ED superior
vernal junco
**natclis** asks: ED or EA
wait which one is ED and which one is EA lmao
tight nimbus
....i applied ea because binding was too scary
vernal junco
wait fuck idk how to do the options
you need to do quickpoll
lilac bridge
OH
onyx sedge
Up is ED. Down is EA
vernal junco
it never specifies which one is ED and which one is EA
I guess you can call thumbsup ED tho
exams got me fucked up looking for technicalities lmao
onyx sedge
I guess you can call thumbsup ED tho
Because ED is superior 🤷
lilac bridge
anyone wanna quickpoll ED or EA for me cus i am stupid and cant figure this out
who did ed & who did ea
delicate boneBOT
Need at least 1 question with 2 choices.
frigid galleon
finding a pic of the vtuber model
delicate boneBOT
ApocalypseGamer1 asks: ED or EA?
1⃣: ED
2⃣: EA
onyx sedge
That will be the official quickpoll from now on
lilac bridge
is there even anything you can buy
frigid galleon
filming the uchicago decision reaction in this
vernal junco
finally got the cookies out of the oven
onyx sedge
Can I have one? 🥺🥺
vernal junco
vernal junco
Can I have one? 🥺🥺
yes 🍪
frigid galleon
did you guys know the founder of silk road went to UTD and penn state
vernal junco
FUCK
frigid galleon
finally got the cookies out of the oven
i want one 🥺
onyx sedge
Thank you, I'll send my shipping address
vernal junco
bro stole it from under my nose
alpine sun
based
onyx sedge
Ihso, vote in the poll
frigid galleon
reminder that you don't need to go to a T20 to start a drug trafficking website and be imprisoned
vernal junco
damn I got cookie thieved
alpine sun
Ihso, vote in the poll
?
frigid galleon
@vernal junco can i have cookies 🥺🥺🥺🥺
onyx sedge
when is uchicago gonna change the message on the portal
Prolly never
vernal junco
reminder that you don't need to go to a T20 to start a drug trafficking website ...
fuck drugs, I'm going to make desserts for everyone when I get to Uchicago
alpine sun
guys uchicago just charged my credit card 81,239$ does this mean I got in??!!!!!
vocal eagle
vernal junco
can i post a really mediocre decision in here
you can, I think others would be fine with it, it's just that we don't want people to get bummed for their uchicago decisions when they come out
vocal eagle
loyola chicago
frigid galleon
guys uchicago just charged my debit card $30 (the price the NPC gave me). am i in?????????????????
onyx sedge
Lol valid
vocal eagle
i just wanna tell yall im gonna be in chicago next year if i get rejected from uchicago
onyx sedge
I got into the UMN, so I feel ya
alpine sun
lowk loyola is a funny name
lilac bridge
that looks good
vernal junco
70% acceptance rate
should be fine then, the main reason we want to keep decisions for uchicago out of here is to prevent people who really wanted to get into uchicago from feeling bad
vocal eagle
i definitely wont post my uchicago decision in here
onyx sedge
Appreciate it
vernal junco
that looks good
thanks! I've been trying to get better at baking and cooking in general so that I can make food in college and do it with friends
vocal eagle
thanks! I've been trying to get better at baking and cooking in general so that ...
this is so cute i wanna do this
lilac bridge
thanks! I've been trying to get better at baking and cooking in general so that ...
wait that's so wholesome
if i get rejected from uchicago im
well
vocal eagle
i bought my bae some snoopy cookie stamps for christmas im so excited
lilac bridge
i think i'm going to have a breakdown
frigid galleon
@vernal junco can you bake me cookies....
vocal eagle
i think i'm going to have a breakdown
real
im gonna be super sad bc im so attached its awful LMFAO
daring steeple
I'm going to also have a breakdown lol
vernal junco
i think i'm going to have a breakdown
you'll be fine, you'll def be great regardless of your college
lilac bridge
real
uchicago's now my #1 choice and if i get denied i have to figure out what i'm gonna do with the rest of RD
vernal junco
<@408658036694188032> can you bake me cookies....
only animal crackers
lilac bridge
cus i have a bunch of reaches but no chance of getting in (which is college admissions in a nutshell)
frigid galleon
only animal crackers
i will bark at you
vocal eagle
if i get rejected from all my schools im gonna take my ass back to UT Austin </3 and i dont wanna go back there
vocal eagle
uchicago's now my #1 choice and if i get denied i have to figure out what i'm go...
yeahhh same
frigid galleon
if i get rejected from all my schools im gonna take my ass back to UT Austin </3...
come to UTD ❤️
vernal junco
I'd have to go to case if rejected lol
frigid galleon
we have furries and smelly CS kids
daring steeple
I swear you think just like me
vocal eagle
come to UTD ❤️
my brothers making me apply so i can live with him rent free if i get rejected everywhere
frigid galleon
my brothers making me apply so i can live with him rent free if i get rejected e...
if you end up going to UTD lmk
because if that happens to you it'll prob happen to me too
we can meet up
daring steeple
if i get rejected from all my schools im gonna take my ass back to UT Austin </3...
Aye we can both get rejected and go to UT 👊
frigid galleon
i'll take you to a UTD furmeet, they hold one every week
lilac bridge
also over uchicago ngl like i'll be more worried abt finding backup plans if i get rejected than actually getting rejected
i have one (1) safety acceptance
vocal eagle
i'll take you to a UTD furmeet, they hold one every week
you know i really will go with you
vernal junco
honestly I just gotta find the cure to a disease and uchicago will be begging for me to apply again, but it'd be too late
vocal eagle
Aye we can both get rejected and go to UT 👊
see u there next fall if i get rejected everywhere LMAO
vernal junco
honestly I just gotta find the cure to a disease and uchicago will be begging fo...
of course this is a cope but still doesn't prevent me from hoping
lilac bridge
honestly I just gotta find the cure to a disease and uchicago will be begging fo...
uchicago will be begging for you on their knees
daring steeple
see u there next fall if i get rejected everywhere LMAO
Valid. Texas is literally my LAST resort
vernal junco
lmfao para
frigid galleon
lilac bridge
para 😭
frigid galleon
what
vocal eagle
Valid. Texas is literally my LAST resort
same
vocal eagle
tight nimbus
if i get rejected i'm gonna be hard panicking finishing up my RD applications....they're like half finished but i've been putting them off
vernal junco
para put into words what no one was thinking
lilac bridge
if i get rejected i'm gonna be hard panicking finishing up my RD applications......
mine are
well
i have one essay written
frigid galleon
para put into words what no one was thinking
that was my instant first thought
daring steeple
if i get rejected i'm gonna be hard panicking finishing up my RD applications......
I haven’t even started and I have surgery tomorrow ☠️
lilac bridge
i'll write more tmr, tonight is processing night
vocal eagle
should i write my why northwestern tonight what do u guys think
vernal junco
tomm I'm going to start my essays
vocal eagle
i feel like watching glee and eating chips instead idk
vernal junco
bro did biscuit dirty
lilac bridge
should i write my why northwestern tonight what do u guys think
get the first draft of it
vocal eagle
i also wish i was british
frigid galleon
i wish i had a tail
same
vocal eagle
i really wish i was born british i think life would be different for me
frigid galleon
https://tenor.com/view/meevin-melvin-hes-coming-321-run-gif-26186363
ln 2.713...
vocal eagle
LMFAO
daring steeple
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
vocal eagle
bro wtf
restive vault
.
alpine sun
they liked it tho so its cool ig???
frigid galleon
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
NO IT WOULDN'T
vocal eagle
thats fucked up
frigid galleon
haiii :3 @restive vault
vernal junco
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
we all gotta apply to another university in tandem then lmao
frigid galleon
what's upppppppp
restive vault
helllooo
frigid galleon
how are youuuuuuu
daring steeple
NO IT WOULDN'T
Like the odds ☠️
frigid galleon
Like the odds ☠️
step on a lego
daring steeple
we all gotta apply to another university in tandem then lmao
To see if it was a fluke the first time
frigid galleon
onyx sedge
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
No it wouldn't 😭
azure tundra
good lord.
vernal junco
it would be a shakesperean tragedy
azure tundra
todays apps were crazy 💀
broken mason
I just bought a bottle of tajin and that shit goes crazy
vocal eagle
tajin is gas
lilac bridge
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
whybwould you say that
broken mason
tajin is gas
no litearlly
lilac bridge
hey jackie
daring steeple
I’m sorry but thinking of everyone logging in like “🥺”
lilac bridge
todays apps were crazy 💀
today was a bad night
vocal eagle
have u ever had elote ramen
onyx sedge
today was a bad night
I feel this
azure tundra
today was a bad night
word
broken mason
hispanic food in general is just incredible
vocal eagle
it's soooooo good
broken mason
hmu with that mole
vocal eagle
i want to try mole so bad
broken mason
I will fly to where you at to get a bite of summa dat shit
lilac bridge
I feel this
🤣🤣 ED dream dead just like that
onyx sedge
Literally
vocal eagle
dude we all have to get into uchicago because the food in the city is SO so so good
onyx sedge
I mean, I ED'd here, but still
broken mason
bruh like
usually i take 20-30 minutes to eat my nightly apple + mango
I ate that shit in like 2 minutes ☠️
daring steeple
freshman 40
Especially since they require freshman to get the unlimited meal swipe plan
frigid galleon
guys should i go play beat saber
broken mason
I put tajin on that shit and it tasted just so good im like oh hell nah
broken mason
How often do you workout?
I workout whenever I can
vocal eagle
Especially since they require freshman to get the unlimited meal swipe plan
bro what really
lilac bridge
usually i take 20-30 minutes to eat my nightly apple + mango
you eat fruits every night?? mad respect i wish i had that kind of discipline
broken mason
usuaully its 4-5 times a week
vocal eagle
thats crazy
lilac bridge
guys should i go play beat saber
yes
frigid galleon
freshman 40
freshman 1000
broken mason
you eat fruits every night?? mad respect i wish i had that kind of discipline
mf imma have to stop myself from eating fruit after I got this bottle of tajin
daring steeple
bro what really
Yeah. My tour guide told me this summer
frigid galleon
i was sweating kinda hard when i was playing beat saber last time though im ngl
onyx sedge
usuaully its 4-5 times a week
Okay, cool. If you get into uChicago we should lift together
azure tundra
yo ngl bruh
vernal junco
thats crazy
they force underclassmen to stay at the dorms too
frigid galleon
should i wipe my controllers down with a wet wipe
broken mason
Okay, cool. If you get into uChicago we should lift together
for sure broskie
vocal eagle
i like the dorms
onyx sedge
Maybe I can reach you how to use your legs on the bench
vernal junco
Okay, cool. If you get into uChicago we should lift together
yoo I gotta join in too
vocal eagle
i really hope i get a single
broken mason
facts 💯
azure tundra
todays decisions gave me a reality check for uchicago
frigid galleon
@onyx sedge how tall are you
vernal junco
I'm sort of a beginner tho so hopefully I can catch up over the next year
tight nimbus
It would be funny if we all got rejected Wednesday
uchicago releases when i'm on vacation so......i'll either be having a really nice vacation or a not so nice one
onyx sedge
<@404021633557463040> how tall are you
6'1"
alpine sun
uchicago is right under HYPSM in the rankings wtf
vocal eagle
im gonna have to submit a form to request a single bc im not going to room with someone when i have ocd
daring steeple
uchicago releases when i'm on vacation so......i'll either be having a really ni...
I’ll be at a Christmas party tmr so this is gonna be at there abt nu 💀
daring steeple
i really hope i get a single
As an only child, I FEEL this
broken mason
uchicago is right under HYPSM in the rankings wtf
according to US news it is
lilac bridge
i really hope i get a single
SAME
onyx sedge
uchicago is right under HYPSM in the rankings wtf
It's literally #6. It's like the same as HYPSM and should probably be added to it
broken mason
In my heart its #1 and my rational brain says its like #10
lilac bridge
watching para pull
frigid galleon
i'm not trying to pull 🙄
daring steeple
I like singles cause I can’t stand certain ppl
onyx sedge
how are you
Good, how are you?
frigid galleon
i'm just saying hi
alpine sun
according to US news it is
idk how accurate it is
frigid galleon
Good, how are you?
good
alpine sun
but
lilac bridge
It's literally #6. It's like the same as HYPSM and should probably be added to i...
yeah this means i'm getting another reject
abt to go 1-4
vernal junco
para is rizzivated
broken mason
I might get flamed for this but tbh I don't think its actually #6. Its prob more like #8-10
vocal eagle
do any of you guys have like a slight feeling you're going to get in?
frigid galleon
Glad to hear it, what's up?
wya
broken mason
I hope so
vernal junco
do any of you guys have like a slight feeling you're going to get in?
about a 6% feeling yeah
onyx sedge
yeah this means i'm getting another reject
Word
frigid galleon
🥺
daring steeple
That 6% is wild
onyx sedge
do any of you guys have like a slight feeling you're going to get in?
If I buy a ticket to suck Brandon McCallister's dick, maybe
daring steeple
Every time I think of it my hope dies
vernal junco
yeah this means i'm getting another reject
nah you ain't
lilac bridge
do any of you guys have like a slight feeling you're going to get in?
oh i had this with columbia
onyx sedge
That 6% is wild
It's only like 1 in 20 people; many people get in
lilac bridge
got humbled BADLY
frigid galleon
@onyx sedge woof
lilac bridge
so this time round im humbling myself before the deans do it for me
onyx sedge
<@404021633557463040> woof
Rawr
frigid galleon
ruff :3
vocal eagle
i really hope i get at the very least deferred
broken mason
Guys I get that you wanna be rational but I don't think this negative talk is gonna benefit any of your mindsets
vocal eagle
so i can ed2
broken mason
just hold your breath and don't thinka bout it
vocal eagle
Guys I get that you wanna be rational but I don't think this negative talk is go...
this is what im saying
vernal junco
so this time round im humbling myself before the deans do it for me
you gotta humble the deans this time
vocal eagle
im trying to hype people up LOL
broken mason
wait till decisions come out and cry afterwards if its not good*
frigid galleon
@onyx sedge woof Ow<
onyx sedge
Guys I get that you wanna be rational but I don't think this negative talk is go...
Yea, it will. It'll make the pain less
daring steeple
If I buy a ticket to suck Brandon McCallister's dick, maybe
Wait, you’re a Chicagoan?
frigid galleon
Guys I get that you wanna be rational but I don't think this negative talk is go...
yeah i'm being so negative rn
lilac bridge
but in all honesty it is what it is
broken mason
but in all honesty it is what it is
Correct
frigid galleon
Wait, you’re a Chicagoan?
brandon mccallister serves multiple areas
alpine sun
5 days
onyx sedge
Wait, you’re a Chicagoan?
No, buy a ticket and fly out to Chicago lol
frigid galleon
brandon mccallister serves multiple areas
minnesota and wisconsin too
lilac bridge
ik im facing rough competition from my school so i'm not expecting much
alpine sun
ik im facing rough competition from my school so i'm not expecting much
same here
lilac bridge
hope i at least get deferred so that's ED2 done tho
daring steeple
brandon mccallister serves multiple areas
The DFW AO is by far my fave
vocal eagle
i found out the one girl from my high school whos applying to uchicago didnt finish her ed application so shes waiting to rd
yes sirrr
frigid galleon
guys i got aired by trex 💔
daring steeple
Yeah!!
daring steeple
I love him. I fucked up my essay and he let me send him the correct version over email
frigid galleon
i think he's a '22 grad if i'm not mistaken
frigid galleon
i hope he likes my furry extracurricular 💀
onyx sedge
guys i got aired by trex 💔
What is "aired"
frigid galleon
What is "aired"
left without a response
vernal junco
I hope the ohio AO gives me a chance
vocal eagle
i cant even catch my ao's vibe
vernal junco
she seemed nice when I met her
daring steeple
Hopefully he got my gen-z references
vocal eagle
i have no idea what shes like
frigid galleon
What I do?
bark
onyx sedge
bark
frigid galleon
Hopefully he got my gen-z references
I referenced Icarus in an essay about Uno
daring steeple
I hope the ohio AO gives me a chance
OHIO?
onyx sedge
Ruff
daring steeple
I referenced Icarus in an essay about Uno
I referenced the “He’s a ten but..” game in an essay about efficiently rating guys
onyx sedge
Yip!
broken mason
my friend last year who applied to uchicago and got accepted has guided me thru the process
alpine sun
I referenced kafka in my commonapp
onyx sedge
Bro
vernal junco
I wrote an essay about a greek philosopher so hopefully that goes across well
daring steeple
I wrote an essay about a greek philosopher so hopefully that goes across well
For the UChic prompt?
frigid galleon
i said nothing
vernal junco
For the UChic prompt?
ye
onyx sedge
Lmfao
vernal junco
Which prompt did you pick?
historical figure
onyx sedge
I made my own, I'm so proud of it
vernal junco
tf
onyx sedge
:)
alpine sun
I made my own, I'm so proud of it
based
daring steeple
I made my own, I'm so proud of it
Yo, no way. About what?
onyx sedge
do people actually get in Uchicago EA
Lots get in both
alpine sun
do people actually get in Uchicago EA
no it has a 0% acceptance rate
frigid galleon
do people actually get in Uchicago EA
yes
brazen comet
no it has a 0% acceptance rate
Really?
alpine sun
no it has a 0% acceptance rate
not a single person has gotten in via EA
brazen comet
ik rd has a 0% acceptance rate
broken mason
ik rd has a 0% acceptance rate
did u get into wharton?
brazen comet
did u get into wharton?
no
broken mason
oh
frigid galleon
!upepnn
broken mason
You don't need them
alpine sun
did u get into wharton?
bro was manifesting 💀
frigid galleon
!penn
broken mason
come with us
vocal eagle
!uchicago
frigid galleon
University of Pennsylvania Decision Date
The decision date is December 15, 2022 6:00 PM in your local time
brazen comet
Did you apply EA?
EA Uchicago mhm
frigid galleon
bruh upenn released
brazen comet
I got rejected from penn
vocal eagle
im sorry amar
onyx sedge
EA Uchicago mhm
Nice, vote in the poll
alpine sun
!uchicago
onyx sedge
I got rejected from penn
Damn, sorry to hear that mate
Wishing you luck for uChicago and any other EAs
frigid galleon
at least you're manifesting uchicago now
i thinnk the uchicago manifest will work
they're quirky enough to get hexed
unlike penn
penn is a bum ass fucking school
fuck penn
vernal junco
i thinnk the uchicago manifest will work
you gotta manifest your destiny
broken mason
brah the fuck
I want to cry righ tnow
and for no reason at all
nothing bad has happened to me today
daring steeple
Admissions season has helped find religion again
frigid galleon
admissions season has done nothing except now for some reason i really want cuddles
and also i'm more unhinged than normal
brazen comet
hopefully uchicago EA has a decent acceptence rate
broken mason
im playing osu anyone want in ⁉️
onyx sedge
hopefully uchicago EA has a decent acceptence rate
It is reasonable. I think like 5-10%
alpine sun
ed is like 30% right
onyx sedge
It is reasonable. I think like 5-10%
What a cursed line "reasonable"
alpine sun
or was
alpine sun
ED?
onyx sedge
One second
onyx sedge
vernal junco
graph representing our hopes:
alpine sun
EA is full of ivy kids
onyx sedge
It has the early group though
alpine sun
ed is both smaller group and more committed
onyx sedge
I speculate that EA is near 5-10% and ED is somewgere around 10-15%
With a combined average of 7-9%
alpine sun
With a combined average of 7-9%
wouldnt that mean rd brings it down
to like
4%
lol
vernal junco
that's a good guess
onyx sedge
wouldnt that mean rd brings it down
Look at just the early line...
onyx sedge
Yea
frigid galleon
hai guys
frigid galleon
im playing osu anyone want in ⁉️
I would join but I'm busy craving pets and also preeparing to play beat saber
onyx sedge
Beat saber is the best
frigid galleon
if you crop some of my messages they make no fucking sense without context
vernal junco
Look at just the early line...
the early line is an average of both ed and ea
onyx sedge
in yield
There are a few reasons behind that. A. They are taking a lot more ED. They started a huge marketing campaign a few years back. C. They are becoming much more well respected as an institution among the younger generation.
onyx sedge
the early line is an average of both ed and ea
That was discussed...
alpine sun
There are a few reasons behind that. A. They are taking a lot more ED. They star...
A would drive Ed acceptance rate
which is why i estimated higher
but yeah maybe it is 10-15
personally i beleive its around 20%
onyx sedge
A would drive Ed acceptance rate
It would, my hope is that EA accept rate is actually like 3% and ED accept rate is like 20%, but I doubt that is true
alpine sun
It would, my hope is that EA accept rate is actually like 3% and ED accept rate ...
would not put it past them
💀
brazen comet
can i switch to uchicago EDI rn or no
alpine sun
we're built diff
vernal junco
It would, my hope is that EA accept rate is actually like 3% and ED accept rate ...
let's hope natalie gets in that EA percent
vernal junco
can i switch to uchicago EDI rn or no
probably not I don't think
onyx sedge
can i switch to uchicago EDI rn or no
Go check the portal. I don't think so, but I don't know
onyx sedge
let's hope natalie gets in that EA percent
I'm hoping. Also, that is not to rip on my EA friends, I just want the best chance for me
broken mason
its far too late to change decision round
alpine sun
Dude, that's like most colleges
uchicago is probs the msot expensive
vernal junco
it does cost a shitton yeah
onyx sedge
uchicago is probs the msot expensive
I've checked it, and they certainly are expensive, but Cornell and Dartmouth are both more expensive
tight nimbus
can i switch to uchicago EDI rn or no
i dont think you can anymore :/
alpine sun
vernal junco
damn that's like a small house for all 4 years of going
alpine sun
cornell on the left
onyx sedge
uchicago is probs the msot expensive
And to add on, they are close to most of the rest of the top colleges/ivies
alpine sun
And to add on, they are close to most of the rest of the top colleges/ivies
fair enough
vernal junco
it definitely sucks, and a lot of us need to grind scholarships to have a chance to not be financially assed after this
brazen comet
does uchicago give a lot of aid
onyx sedge
It bugs me that everyone hates on uChicago for being so expensive when it literally isnt
vernal junco
does uchicago give a lot of aid
100% of demonstrated
alpine sun
it definitely sucks, and a lot of us need to grind scholarships to have a chance...
thanking god i have a disability rn
onyx sedge
does uchicago give a lot of aid
Generally yes
vernal junco
thanking god i have a disability rn
damn I should've gotten one prior to applying
onyx sedge
Does ADHD count?
vernal junco
uhhh I mean I'm sorry to hear that it happened
alpine sun
tied in well timing wise too
alpine sun
Does ADHD count?
iirc colleges are discriminatory to mental disabilities/handicaps
its fucked up
onyx sedge
It is
I wrote a small section about it in my add. info section, hoping it doesn't hurt my app
alpine sun
I wrote a small section about it in my add. info section, hoping it doesn't hurt...
it prob wont, thats rlly common nowadays and medicines address it well right?
lilac bridge
let's hope natalie gets in that EA percent
you believe in me so much and i genuinely love you for that, it means a lot to me
onyx sedge
I talked about how living with it actually led me to develop a bunch of good traits as I learned to adapt to it.
frigid galleon
i might have autism tbh but i've never been screened
daring steeple
Officially deleting TikTok. I CANT make another those manifesting videos that goes into my drafts
frigid galleon
haven't been screened for any mental disorders but i'm probably not neurotypical lol
alpine sun
i might have autism tbh but i've never been screened
.
onyx sedge
What does "." mean?
brazen comet
Here's my prediction
alpine sun
What does "." mean?
new uchicago prompt?
onyx sedge
Lmao
brazen comet
Uchicago: ED1 20%
Uchicago ED2: 15%
Uchicago EA: 10%
Uchicago RD: 0.5%
vernal junco
you believe in me so much and i genuinely love you for that, it means a lot to m...
the least anyone applying can do for each other is support each other 
daring steeple
Uchicago: ED1 20%
Uchicago ED2: 15%
Uchicago EA: 10%
Uchicago RD: 0.5%
RD goes crazy
onyx sedge
Uchicago: ED1 20%
Uchicago ED2: 15%
Uchicago EA: 10%
Uchicago RD: 0.5%
Reasonable, but EDII is a little high. I'd drop that to like 10%
brazen comet
Reasonable, but EDII is a little high. I'd drop that to like 10%
but EDII is binding and uchicago loves binding
and EDII has a lot of cracked ivy rejects
lilac bridge
the least anyone applying can do for each other is support each other <:catthumb...
i hope you get in too, you're an amazing person and you deserve all the wonderful things in life
onyx sedge
but EDII is binding and uchicago loves binding
True, but I think they like to admit most of their class as soon as possible and just fill it out during the EDII and RD round
brazen comet
True, but I think they like to admit most of their class as soon as possible and...
wait ur right because before EA comes out all the people who got in ED to ivy's will withdraw
frigid galleon
but @alpine sun i have pretty bad issues i just don't talk about them
lilac bridge
Uchicago: ED1 20%
Uchicago ED2: 15%
Uchicago EA: 10%
Uchicago RD: 0.5%
i think it's hilarious how their EA % is nearly the same as columbia's ED %
frigid galleon
i'm barely functional socially 💀 idk how i make it through everyday life
tough
brazen comet
i think it's hilarious how their EA % is nearly the same as columbia's ED %
whats columbia's ED rate
onyx sedge
Like 10%?
lilac bridge
whats columbia's ED rate
assuming they took the same number as past years, it's 11.7% this year
frigid galleon
but i do have my fair share of issues
tight nimbus
What does "." mean?
the punctuation mark, known to many as the "period" is one with a long and rich history steeped in hundreds of years of development and knowledge. it is a symbol seen commonly throughout everyday life, and despite it's small size relative to letters, it is an incredibly important symbol, in this essay i will-
frigid galleon
and my parents will not get me screened for anything so you can imagine how that feels
i just hope i can access mental health resources at uchicago
onyx sedge
assuming they took the same number as past years, it's 11.7% this year
Given the applicant # jump we've seen this year, I'd expect it to fall by a percent or two
lilac bridge
i feel like i just broke up with a partner, i'm reeling after this rejection 😭 cannot stop thinking abt it & talking abt it
onyx sedge
It'll get better Natalie!
lilac bridge
Given the applicant # jump we've seen this year, I'd expect it to fall by a perc...
columbia actually had like 800 less ED apps this yr than last yr
vernal junco
i just hope i can access mental health resources at uchicago
I hope you get what you need
onyx sedge
A bunch of other schools had insane jumps
lilac bridge
yeah, they get 6500 usually, but this year was 5700 according to the letter
frigid galleon
I hope you get what you need <:catthumbs:790027138555314176>
i need a hug 👍
and also therapy
mostly therapy
onyx sedge
yeah, they get 6500 usually, but this year was 5700 according to the letter
Praying for uChicago to have the same thing happen
vernal junco
mostly therapy
maybe a service animal as well to help out?
broken mason
heres an interesting question
broken mason
do you think colleges will ever increase class size?
onyx sedge
Hugs being sent virtually
broken mason
like the top 10 colleges
vernal junco
lmao
broken mason
or top 20 colleges
onyx sedge
do you think colleges will ever increase class size?
No
broken mason
do you ever think they'll try to accomodate for maybe 3k or 4k students instead of 2-2.2k
onyx sedge
It's a lot of money to build new dorms, new classrooms, new dining halls, etc
lilac bridge
in all seriousness, possibly bc of estate issues
frigid galleon
but i promise things aren't that bad it's just like barely functional tier
lilac bridge
like they literally don't have the room for more students
onyx sedge
Also, sometimes they don't have the land to expand
lilac bridge
columbia, for example
onyx sedge
Columbia is a great example
lilac bridge
real estate in nyc is pricy and they literally cannot expand
onyx sedge
They already have a fuck ton of stuff off campus
vernal junco
honestly I would be fine with sleeping on the street as long as I got to go to uchicago lmao
onyx sedge
They have 3 campuses, like what
broken mason
where real estate prices are expensive as shit
lilac bridge
i went to nyu campus and my aunt who was showing me around was like "yeah just look for the purple flag" and i was like ?????????????
onyx sedge
Lol
brazen comet
Uchicago likes querky people right
tight nimbus
It's a lot of money to build new dorms, new classrooms, new dining halls, etc
dang i guess we need to start donating more buildings....
vernal junco
uMich is getting close to that
bro it's like speciation, they're going to split off into different colleges eventually
frigid galleon
quirky people yes
onyx sedge
Uchicago likes querky people right
"quirky" but yea
frigid galleon
@onyx sedge woof
vernal junco
the multicampus rebellions against the founder
lilac bridge
which is why we're all auto admits
onyx sedge
Because we're quirky
onyx sedge
bro it's like speciation, they're going to split off into different colleges eve...
I wouldn't be super surprised
They almost are
Different admit processes
vernal junco
I wouldn't be super surprised
bro have you seen the UCSD colleges lmao
frigid galleon
maybe a service animal as well to help out?
i promise things are not bad enough to warrant a service animal. i am functional just not fully
vernal junco
there are 7
onyx sedge
bro have you seen the UCSD colleges lmao
No
frigid galleon
🐕🦺
lilac bridge
bro have you seen the UCSD colleges lmao
UC san diego?
vernal junco
i promise things are not bad enough to warrant a service animal. i am functional...
ye, but we gotta get the functioning level up as soon as possible
vernal junco
UC san diego?
yeah
vernal junco
I AM SORRY
dude search it up
lilac bridge
wait can u explain cus i know nothing abt this
onyx sedge
Explain yourself
frigid galleon
ye, but we gotta get the functioning level up as soon as possible
just because i can't do well in social situations and can barely make it through a checkout line, ordering my own food, or talking to others doesn't mean college isn't gonna be fun
lilac bridge
OHHHHH ITS OXBRIDGE MODEL
onyx sedge
Oh
lilac bridge
that makes so much more sense
onyx sedge
Wait, I thought you meant like 7 campuses
lilac bridge
yeah it's basically different schools at that point
vernal junco
just because i can't do well in social situations and can barely make it through...
we gotta get you up to high-functioning in college
onyx sedge
we gotta get you up to high-functioning in college
We'll work on it with para
vernal junco
I gotta work up to that level myself lmao
onyx sedge
I gotta work up to that level myself lmao
Me too lol
Maybe that starts by uninstalling Discord
vernal junco
I'm not perfect but hopefully this opportunity to go to uchicago will improve us
frigid galleon
t-rex i've had problems with social interactions since i was a kid
vernal junco
Maybe that starts by uninstalling Discord
at least once we all meet up at uchicago
lilac bridge
like i'm assuming if they stay true to oxbridge, each ucsd college will have their own admissions system bc they have their own criteria for the college
vernal junco
like i'm assuming if they stay true to oxbridge, each ucsd college will have the...
I think they assign you to one? idk
you have to indicate your preferences
onyx sedge
at least once we all meet up at uchicago
Once we get accepted, I'll just drop my number to the other admitted people
We can start a gc
lilac bridge
i'm down
onyx sedge
I'll update y'all as I slowly descend into hell
lilac bridge
if i get in idm sharing contact info cus we're prob gonna see each other on campus anyways
trex you got this
onyx sedge
The funny thing is, "hell" in this situation is my own mind
vernal junco
we all got this 🫵
lilac bridge
im gonna just keep myself busy the next few days by writing essays and reading
vernal junco
I gotta cook a bit more and try composing some music, altho I gotta start RD soon just in case
lilac bridge
I gotta cook a bit more and try composing some music, altho I gotta start RD soo...
ooo you compose? that's cool !!
vernal junco
ooo you compose? that's cool !!
ye I try to, although I'm just a beginner
here's one I tried to make the other day altho idk if it came out well
dang it isn't embedding hold on
lilac bridge
that's really cool, big respect to anyone musically inclined bc i am Not
vernal junco
vernal junco
that's really cool, big respect to anyone musically inclined bc i am Not
thanks! I still got to learn a lot of music theory since idk how to compose too much
what type of stuff are you inclined to doing as a hobby?
lilac bridge
what type of stuff are you inclined to doing as a hobby?
i do graphic design! been doing it for years actually but never rlly have that much time outside of school for it
vernal junco
i do graphic design! been doing it for years actually but never rlly have that m...
that's cool! Do you do stuff like drawing/editing in photoshop and lightroom and things like that?
gusty wind
that's cool! Do you do stuff like drawing/editing in photoshop and lightroom and...
Correct Adobe app ranking:
- Indesign
- Photoshop
- Premiere Pro
- Lightroom
- Other irrelevant apps
gusty wind
Correct Adobe app ranking:
1. Indesign
2. Photoshop
3. Premiere Pro
4. Lightroo...
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frigid galleon
obsessively refresh your portal 🥰
vernal junco
Correct Adobe app ranking:
1. Indesign
2. Photoshop
3. Premiere Pro
4. Lightroo...
ah interesting
I think the most I've done in terms of computer design is blender, which is just fun to mess around with at times
vernal junco
going to leave now
seeya!
vernal junco
i'm buying you a pair of cat ears if we get in
bro that's the first thing I'm going to have to burn when I get there 💀
frigid galleon
bro that's the first thing I'm going to have to burn when I get there 💀
fine i'll take you for milkshakes then
you can get a $1 milkshake
gusty wind
I think the most I've done in terms of computer design is blender, which is just...
I’m indesign, photoshop and premiere certified but simultaneously suck at all except indesign, which I’m ok at