UChicago (2022-2023)

[vernal junco]

so I fucking hope my exams went well

[broken mason]

Miniature W just hit 225 x 5

[daring steeple]

Yale chat looks dead

let’s goooo

Unless it's slow for me

[broken mason]

That’s cus they all died 😭

[daring steeple]

Ee

[magic oar]

HOW

[broken mason]

Idk 🔥

[daring steeple]

We all just got our Drexel fin aid and most of us are abt to withdraw our acceptances because 💀💀

[magic oar]

That’s my current 5 rep deadlift max bro

[broken mason]

Rip rep 6

[daring steeple]

36.6-40k post aid is crazy for a school with an 80% acceptance rate. I know them mfs got a low yield rate

[magic oar]

I guess I haven’t tried more weight since like August

[broken mason]

Bros huge 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Nah I hit the gym a lot

👹

[magic oar]

Im at the gym like 2 hrs a week

Tennis like 10 hrs a week tho

[broken mason]

I’m there a solid 15

Track a solid 4 rn cus I’m injured

[magic oar]

Damn

Guys I’m panicking

[radiant hawk]

ramen is cracked

[magic oar]

I just fucked up like ba

D

So I applied to Rice today bc they have an interview deadline

and now I’m realizing I might not get access to the admission portal before I can upload my final material

[magic oar]

I’m so pissed

rice is in my top 5

[broken mason]

Good luck I really hope it pans out for yiu

[vernal junco]

they're need blind iirc

oh wait nvm you're talking about lehigh nvm

[magic oar]

When I hear “lehigh” i imagine a Lebron James high school

LeHigh

[broken mason]

Lebron university

[vernal junco]

is rice RD due soon?

[magic oar]

No but they have a priority interview deadline today

And I want an interview

[vernal junco]

ah

[hollow badge]

same

[daring steeple]

Huston is so stuffy though

[magic oar]

Better than Louisiana

[daring steeple]

Not going to lie, hype wise, NW > UChic

[daring steeple]

Facts!!!

[radiant hawk]

ed?

[radiant hawk]

yeah cuz uchicago is where fun goes to die

😤

[magic oar]

I’m ready for a decision bro

[broken mason]

I feel so left out rn because we have to wait 6 more days till we get decisions

[magic oar]

From any school

[vernal junco]

honestly me and my sister are split on whether northwestern or uchicago are better

[magic oar]

Same

[daring steeple]

But also like the maroon isn’t as eye catching as purple

[magic oar]

dude even Tulane EA is the 20th

[vernal junco]

she likes northwestern whereas I think uchicago is better

[daring steeple]

I think they’re the same and it comes down to your personality

[radiant hawk]

i think uchicago is more of the quiet quirky girl reading under the tree

and northwestern is the football player

[daring steeple]

I just could never understand applying to NW over UChic because UChic is my vibe

[magic oar]

Uchicago x Northwestern fanfic when?

[daring steeple]

I’ll start

[vernal junco]

which university embodies the doctor type or person? I assume JHU?

[hollow badge]

yep !!

[magic oar]

I associate northwestern w Mr peanutbutter from bojack horseman

[marble dust]

are the ED decisions out here

[magic oar]

21st

we’re all left out

[vernal junco]

honestly when I went to visit northwestern, before I searched it up, I thought it would be a safety lmao

[dusk holly]

how much do u weigh

[radiant hawk]

kewk

[vernal junco]

because I had never heard of it prior to then

like I learned about northwestern right as I took the tour

[daring steeple]

Your perceptions of colleges are wild. ☠️

[radiant hawk]

i heard of nortjhwestern before uchicago

[vernal junco]

bro I didn't know half of these colleges lmao

[magic oar]

Uchicago sounds more like a safety than Northwestern

[hollow badge]

it’s ok no one knows what northwestern is where i’m from

[marble dust]

i thought of bu as a safety in my freshman year bc i live in ma and everyone goes there💀💀

[radiant hawk]

this

sounds like a state school

[vernal junco]

if a few months ago you asked me my chances at northwestern I probably would have thought autoadmit

[magic oar]

I thought it was before I went

and then I was like

woooooow bro

[vernal junco]

heck I didn't even know vanderbilt was a top school

[hot crag]

i thought that would get me rejected

but ig not

[magic oar]

I did, I have a cousin there who’s a senior

[broken mason]

179

[daring steeple]

The second I settled into UChic campus I was in love. The gothic architecture and my affinity for black are like this 🤝

[hot crag]

yes

and they accepted me

0 efc

36k income

[dusk holly]

sheesh pop off king I wish my chest was as big as urs ❤️

[vernal junco]

I heard about uchicago through a relative who went there a few years ago, and that's when I first heard of it and decided to apply

[magic oar]

Oh ur heavier than me at least I have the solace of that

[broken mason]

All you brother 🔥

[hot crag]

yes

and i get institutional aid too

[vernal junco]

100%, the campus visit sold it to me

[radiant hawk]

was that ED?

[broken mason]

I damn near broke my back doing squats today

[hot crag]

yes it was ed

[magic oar]

I have a friend who’s 140 and squats like 330*5

[radiant hawk]

oh so r u withdrawing uchicago?

[broken mason]

Yeah that’s insane

[hot crag]

i didn apply to chicago

lol

[radiant hawk]

ohh

[daring steeple]

👀

[hot crag]

no i havent gotten my fin aid award yet its weird for me

[magic oar]

He’s so skinny like all muscle

[hot crag]

bc jesse got his

his efc was like 13k

and he got 70k in aid

[magic oar]

Also a tennis player

[hot crag]

coa is is like 85k

[broken mason]

I squatted 335 x 5 @ like 180

[radiant hawk]

bros gonna get a full ride

[hot crag]

so i have high hopes my aid will be good

[broken mason]

Bros just as strong but 40 Lbs lighter

😭

[hot crag]

plus the ao + fin aid counselor i talked to said they meet upto 100% need for pell grants at gw

[broken mason]

If I was 140 pounds I’d look like a starving child

[hot crag]

so im hoping thats the case

[broken mason]

I don’t even look that bulky at 179

[daring steeple]

Well how tall are you

[radiant hawk]

lucky mf

[magic oar]

I’m 160 but apparently 10% body fat

[broken mason]

Trying to avoid leaking my height at all costs 🤣 cus para gonna pull up

But 6’1-6’4

Is the range

[magic oar]

Lucky you

[daring steeple]

Bro ☠️

[vernal junco]

I honestly want to lose weight before I get to college, and been working at the gym to do that

not good at dieting tho

[daring steeple]

The subtle flex haha

[broken mason]

you asked I answered 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

[daring steeple]

Obviously at that height you won’t look bulky at 170

[broken mason]

yeah it sucks a ltitle bit sometimes tho cus like

people be like dyel bro

there also isn't always a bar and 4 plates around so I can demonstrate that im not as weak as i look 🤣

no its not thats a good height king 💯

or queen

[vernal junco]

F

[daring steeple]

Honestly, the most ideal height is 5’11

Idk something about it

[broken mason]

I'm not saying I'd wanna be 6'5

but like

imagine being 6'5

[vernal junco]

honestly ideal height is comically short or comically tall

[broken mason]

that wouldbe pretty darn cool

[vernal junco]

no in between

[daring steeple]

I’ve heard 6’5 is pretty annoying for clothes and shoes

[broken mason]

I got tiny feet lol

despite being 6'1-6'4

I have size 10.5/11 shoes

🥹

give me 12's at least

[vernal junco]

bigger sized feet are annoying

esp if they're wider since shoes aren't very wide

[daring steeple]

6’1-6’3. If you were 6’4 you wouldn’t care about being 6’5

[daring steeple]

Baby feet 🥺

[broken mason]

Shh i'm trying to keep the range as vague as possible so I don't get farted on by parabirb

[daring steeple]

i love NU cause its been my dream school since ive been curious in college admissions. i love uchicago because its aesthetic is so real and sexy. i got my uchicago sweatshirt i ordered from boohoo on accident LOL

[broken mason]

acutally now that I think about it

there is a lot of 6'1-6'4 asian males

[vernal junco]

my shoe size is around 1-15

[broken mason]

so I really don't think para could tell me from a crowd

yeah i'm 6'2 lol

[daring steeple]

Who is parabird???

[broken mason]

@frigid galleon ☠️

[radiant hawk]

ur Asian?

[vernal junco]

I think I'm around 6'1 or 2, but it's hard to tell since my hair makes me a bit taller lol

[broken mason]

yerp

[radiant hawk]

I thought u were white

💀💀💀

[frigid galleon]

woof ^w^

[broken mason]

👲

[vernal junco]

can't explain otherwise you could find me in a crowd, but it's hard to measure my height

[broken mason]

I am not white

[hot crag]

im 5'2 😭

[daring steeple]

Bruh

[frigid galleon]

no idea

[frigid galleon]

why would i

[frigid galleon]

🥺

haiiiiiiiiii

[broken mason]

see this is what I mean

[radiant hawk]

fr

[daring steeple]

They’ve done nothing haha

[frigid galleon]

awwwww cute

[broken mason]

stick around a ltitle longer and you'll find out

[daring steeple]

Right

[broken mason]

I might even say fuck around and find out

[vernal junco]

THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE LEASH GODDAMNIT

[frigid galleon]

bark

[onyx sedge]

Ayoo, let's goooo. That solid. You may want to use your lower body a little more.

[radiant hawk]

we need to muzzle and leash him

[daring steeple]

Oh is this the furry from Texas??

[frigid galleon]

you guys are into some weird shit wtf

[broken mason]

broo teach me . I been tryna figure out how to use leg drive for like 2 months

but my bih ass can't do it 😭

[radiant hawk]

ur the one into furry

[frigid galleon]

the 16 year old senior from texas tyvm

[radiant hawk]

💀

[vernal junco]

gotta get one of those cages too

[onyx sedge]

I love how Para is known as "the furry"

[broken mason]

nailed it

[vernal junco]

resident furry

[frigid galleon]

WHY DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PUT ME ON A LEASH AND IN A CAGE???

[frigid galleon]

i am basically a2c's resident furry

[radiant hawk]

cage might be a little excessive

[broken mason]

he's also scary good at programming so i'm worried he's gonna break into some internet archive with the 3 stats that he has of me 😭

and find me

😭

[radiant hawk]

tranquilizers are probably better as insurance

[vernal junco]

what about one of those old-school dog houses

[frigid galleon]

it's ok i stopped doing data breaches of school districts in sept 2021

[daring steeple]

Dude, you’re so funny

[onyx sedge]

It's not too hard, but the issue is it doesn't make as much of a difference as one might expect, so even when you do get it down, it can be hard to tell

[broken mason]

my legs flail around so I definitely haven't gotten it yet 😭

[radiant hawk]

too expensive

[broken mason]

what the hell

[vernal junco]

we could get a plastic container

[daring steeple]

i

[vernal junco]

or cardboard

[frigid galleon]

yeah i was involved in a data breach with a friend once

[radiant hawk]

true

[frigid galleon]

no charges were pressed though

[broken mason]

yeah. we know

[frigid galleon]

so i'm chilling

[broken mason]

you told me about your columbia gym incident too

💀

[onyx sedge]

I like to think about having my back activated the same as ok the back squat. I get a little bit of that arch and make sure all the weight of the barbell is going through my chest and into the bench. Then,I support that lower back arch with upwards pressure from my feet/legs

[frigid galleon]

nas might not

[frigid galleon]

ohhh i did?

[radiant hawk]

bruh

bros a menace to society

[frigid galleon]

nah just curious

[broken mason]

yooo 🔥

[stone cosmos]

they're trying make ppl feel better in the comment section

[broken mason]

great advice(presumably)

[stone cosmos]

😭

[frigid galleon]

i'm not a crazy cs kid

[radiant hawk]

I’m curious what happens if I kill someone

[broken mason]

im bouta try it out next bench day

[frigid galleon]

like i don't do usaco or competitivee programming

[onyx sedge]

I take weight lifting classes :) so it's alright advice

[vernal junco]

I'm glad I never downloaded tiktok, youtube shorts superior fr

[broken mason]

I don't care what you do, you are scary in what you cna accomplish

😭

[frigid galleon]

i have lots of practical work but i don't have awards or leadership

[radiant hawk]

I hate you now

[broken mason]

not tryna get on the wrong side of you

[radiant hawk]

I think you need to be caged

[frigid galleon]

these days i literally bark at people on a2c and make OwO emojis i promise you i am harmless

[vernal junco]

🤪

[broken mason]

les gooo

[radiant hawk]

you are mentally insane

clinically insane

[broken mason]

im tryna hit that 1k pound total soon ™️

[daring steeple]

If UChicago does this, I’ll literally cry

[vernal junco]

🥸 😵 👺

[onyx sedge]

Damn, that's a hell of a goal. Good luck

[broken mason]

rn i'm like 245 + 405 + xxx

[radiant hawk]

no they will just block the comments

[broken mason]

so I need to see what my deadlift is

[frigid galleon]

actually i did the same thing minus the barking when i was being investigated by the fbi so i take that back

[onyx sedge]

Yea, I know.

[broken mason]

you know ⁉️

[onyx sedge]

Idk my total

I need to do maxouts on everything

[broken mason]

How did you know my numbers

[onyx sedge]

Luckily I'm doing my maxouts on squat tomorrow

[broken mason]

do I know you irl ⁉️

[daring steeple]

I wonder how many people from this sub, once they get in, will post on the 2027 page

[onyx sedge]

I meant like, I get the concept. I didn't actually know the numbers 💀

[frigid galleon]

yeah most people don't

[onyx sedge]

I will

[broken mason]

ohh

I was gonna say

[broken mason]

goal weight?

i'm a squat specialist lol

[radiant hawk]

if I get in I’m posting my cat ear pic to the co27 page

[broken mason]

but i'm tryna turn into a squat and bench specialist

[frigid galleon]

YOOOO

Calling uc hicago AOs rn

[onyx sedge]

Since it's been awhile since I've trained back squats properly, I'm hoping for at least 250, but I am not sure if I can do that.

[frigid galleon]

@radiant hawk i just talked to your AO, you're getting in ❤️

[alpine sun]

I am the family failure if i do not get into chicago ed 💀

the pressure is on

[onyx sedge]

I did a few reps of 225 the other day, but not sure if 250 is doable

[broken mason]

🔥

[radiant hawk]

💀

[broken mason]

oh yeah you got it

[frigid galleon]

i can't lift

[broken mason]

250 💦

[frigid galleon]

💀

[broken mason]

I need to be able to dl 350 and then I get my total

lettuce see

[frigid galleon]

so how much can you bridal carry 🗒️

@gentle jungle

[frigid galleon]

this is my coworker guys

say hi to him

[daring steeple]

This elitist girl in my grade didn’t get into Columbia 😈

[onyx sedge]

If you can squat 405, you can almost certainly dl 350

[radiant hawk]

Kekw

[frigid galleon]

why are you downloading 350

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao "deadlift "

[frigid galleon]

@gentle jungle say hi

[frigid galleon]

i know i was making a joke

[broken mason]

I tore my hamstring before

[onyx sedge]

Holy fuck

[broken mason]

so my hamstrings are pretty unusually weak

[onyx sedge]

Are you okay?

[broken mason]

yeah It was while running track

yeah im fine

[onyx sedge]

Okay

[broken mason]

It wasn't a full tear

[gentle jungle]

早上后卫周年该国现在我有病

[broken mason]

it was a grade 2 partial

[onyx sedge]

Yea, meant wanna start working on training those hammies back

[magic oar]

OW

[broken mason]

yeah i did rdl's today

3 sets of 225 x 8

[onyx sedge]

Oh okay, glad it wasn't a full

[broken mason]

yeah very glad as well 💯

[magic oar]

fuck dude that hurts to think about

[broken mason]

nah its ass

like i cant explain

your hamstring pops

and then suddenly theres 999 knives in that bih

[gentle jungle]

早上后卫周年该国现在我有病

[broken mason]

[frigid galleon]

my coworker, everyone

[daring steeple]

Tf

Is merit aid nonexistent

[frigid galleon]

was this a shitty attempt at the john xina speech

[gentle jungle]

yes it was

[frigid galleon]

not even close

[broken mason]

Nah the the heck 💀

[onyx sedge]

I know a little bit of Chinese, but not enough to know what the fuck that was

[broken mason]

any of you played hypixel skyblock before?

[gentle jungle]

damn

[vernal junco]

lmao yes

[gentle jungle]

have you guys heard of cumpilot

[frigid galleon]

早上好中国现在我有冰淇淋

[broken mason]

da mf tracked me down for a carry a year later

I aint posted that shit since 2021

[gentle jungle]

thanks

[vernal junco]

bro I played earlier this year in junior year and it was disastrous for my bio grade

[broken mason]

💀

[frigid galleon]

np

[broken mason]

nah tell me about it

I played a lot my sophomore year

[frigid galleon]

but you were so far off it was hilarious

[broken mason]

Im cata 49 💀

[vernal junco]

luckily it only dropped my AP bio grade to like B+

[vernal junco]

bro honestly I was just in it for the coins

I spent all day flipping shit

[broken mason]

me too 🤣

[gentle jungle]

i tried ok

[broken mason]

Even now my networth is still 20b

🗿

[gentle jungle]

i didnt use no translator

[daring steeple]

“My brother” ☠️

[vernal junco]

damn I'm only in the 50 mils or so

[frigid galleon]

me neither

you just suck

[broken mason]

yeah I quit for the sake of working hard in schoo

[vernal junco]

it got boring for me to mine after a while

[broken mason]

I was fucking flabbergasted

how did mfs track me down after 1 year

what the hell

[frigid galleon]

ramen

you're being stalked

[daring steeple]

Parabird

[broken mason]

by you probably 💀

yeah

[gentle jungle]

fuck you parabirb

[frigid galleon]

why would i care about hypixel skyblock

[broken mason]

he's in my walls

[onyx sedge]

早上好，我现在没有冰淇凌，但是我有水果。

[broken mason]

fuck allat

zao shang hao zhong guo

wo xian zai you bing chilling

[frigid galleon]

💔

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[frigid galleon]

i think it's xian zai wo you bing qi lin

[daring steeple]

Me after taking 3 years of Mandarin and not understanding 😭

[gentle jungle]

+1

[broken mason]

you right

i'm just recalling from memory

[frigid galleon]

i had like

part of the john xina copypasta memorized

and i have the melody of the song he sings memorized

[broken mason]

also if you want to be accurate with the bing chilling parts

[frigid galleon]

i used to randomly say it

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[broken mason]

im prety sure its bing ji ling

[onyx sedge]

No, it's bing qi lin

[frigid galleon]

i think the pinyin is bīngqílín

[onyx sedge]

冰淇淋

[broken mason]

💀

[gentle jungle]

did you write this in pinyin

[broken mason]

Hold up

wtf

[frigid galleon]

yes

[gentle jungle]

L

[frigid galleon]

that's the hanyu pinyin bruh @broken mason https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/冰淇淋#Chinese

[gentle jungle]

I (tried) to write the characters

[broken mason]

yeah im stupid

💀

me when I speak chiinese at home every day

TF I always thought it was bing ji ling

tbf ive never had to use bing qi ling

[daring steeple]

This guy smh

[broken mason]

like ive never had to type that shit

the more you know

[onyx sedge]

Paracat说汉语说得很好。

[frigid galleon]

it's ok ramen i barely know how to read/write my second language

i forgot most of my third

[broken mason]

its ok para I apparently don't know my first or second langauge

😭

[daring steeple]

What languages do you speak?

[frigid galleon]

i don't actually speak chinese it's just that i was blessed with wiktionary and the ability to memorize things

[frigid galleon]

english, bengali, and formerly french

[broken mason]

paracat shuo han yu sho de hen hao

🔥

[frigid galleon]

so i used to be trilingual

[broken mason]

paracat fang le yi ge pi

paracat shi yi ge furry 💀

[onyx sedge]

I know, was just trying to apply a modifying verbs lesson we had the other day in class. Wanted to see if I could apply it irl

[frigid galleon]

planning on taking dual enrollment japanese next semester

[frigid galleon]

ooh i see i see

[frigid galleon]

so getting back to 3 languages

i'd do fuckin duolingo but the placement tests are too easy

[broken mason]

good for you for trying to learn languages

[onyx sedge]

Lol true

[broken mason]

I'm just tryna get my calories in meanwhile

☠️

[frigid galleon]

i love learning languages but my school's educational quality is ass so it's hard to get any good classes here

[gentle jungle]

your school has jp classes?

[vernal junco]

damn you study japanese too?

[gentle jungle]

lucky mf

[vernal junco]

日本語を分かりますか？

[frigid galleon]

yes, but the language classes are kinda mid so i plan on doing remote dual enrollment at the local college

[frigid galleon]

a little bit

[vernal junco]

nice

[gentle jungle]

ah ok

[frigid galleon]

very basic

[vernal junco]

I've been self learning for a while but put it on hold for school for a bit

it's one of my main ECs

[frigid galleon]

oooh nice nice

i wish i could put my french as an EC but i stopped after 8th grade 💀

still got silver in le grand concours and 3rd in a regional competition though

[vernal junco]

I gave up on french since it was boring for me

stopped after sophomore year

I was in the third level yet knew very little

[frigid galleon]

i can vaguely understand what's being said but i haven't actually been studying it

most of my knowledge comes from music i'm not joking 💀

[daring steeple]

I hope France loses the WC. Like for real

[radiant hawk]

you should take Spanish in UChicago

[frigid galleon]

i took french 1 and french 2 in 7th and 8th grade respectively

[daring steeple]

Eww

[frigid galleon]

at a magnet middle school (top in texas)

[daring steeple]

Spanish is so boring

[radiant hawk]

if we get accepted we could all be Spanish buddies 🥳🥳🥳

[frigid galleon]

it was really good

[radiant hawk]

Spanish is so fun

[frigid galleon]

then i went to public school for hs (T4000)

[vernal junco]

yeah I sometimes like learning some vocab from music and it's easy to do

[frigid galleon]

took french 3

it was so easy i just gave up on language courses at hs

and dumped french

[frigid galleon]

literally all of the kanji i know are from music

[vernal junco]

ye hs language is too easy and it doesn't teach you shit

[violet sable]

Got rejected ED 😍

[vernal junco]

I mainly learned it from a textbook and learned how to do stroke orders and things

[radiant hawk]

it’s not even out yet

[vernal junco]

I think I'm good at writing kanji out generally now

[violet sable]

oh no i meant the school I applied ed too

[radiant hawk]

where

[violet sable]

penn

[radiant hawk]

mid school

[daring steeple]

Damn. Sorry

[violet sable]

yes

screw it

screw colleges

except uChicago

[vernal junco]

I'm really sorry to hear that

[violet sable]

Thanks guys, it was prettymuch expected

[radiant hawk]

Wait @daring steeple got in Columbia???

holy fuck

[vocal eagle]

clicking into my shift on uchicago eds+ ea hi fellas

[vernal junco]

ye

[frigid galleon]

@daring steeple congrats on columbia!!

[vocal eagle]

thats insane congrats @daring steeple

[radiant hawk]

well he’s set

huge W

[vernal junco]

unpaid labor moment

[ocean mortar]

all these ED wins... it's all coming together uchicago bros...

[vernal junco]

we gotta form a band and stick together

[onyx sedge]

Nipe

Nipe

Nope

Nope

Nope

[broken mason]

Pee chicago 💯

[onyx sedge]

I refuse to believe I have a chance

[radiant hawk]

so true

[ocean mortar]

[daring steeple]

ty guys

[vocal eagle]

im starting to get a little hopeful for myself idk why i know that im not getting in LOL

[radiant hawk]

all the ED people are gonna withdraw

[frigid galleon]

fr...

[daring steeple]

gl on uchicago, im sure all of you will do great!

[frigid galleon]

bark

[radiant hawk]

and we will have our chance

😤

[daring steeple]

woof

[broken mason]

cuh Id be hype if i were you

💯

[frigid galleon]

ruff >w<

[alpine sun]

ed2 chicago is about ot go crazy

[broken mason]

you said it yourself

[vocal eagle]

if i come in here and tell you guys i got rejected please do not feel super bad for me im gonna be so embarrassed LOL

[broken mason]

your shit is gas 💯

[alpine sun]

with all the ivy ea/ed rejections

[vocal eagle]

my biggest supporter

[broken mason]

hopefully your actual shit is not gas

[vocal eagle]

it's not

[broken mason]

cus that would mean you are constpiated

[onyx sedge]

Remember not to post acceptances in his channel y'all

[broken mason]

but like

[onyx sedge]

Check pins

[broken mason]

your shit is gas 🔥

[vocal eagle]

oh you cant post acceptances in here?

[broken mason]

you get what I mean

[frigid galleon]

guys would uchicago (and other colleges) understand if i failed my community service class with an A+ because of absences
i literally did more community service hours than required and i'm still being failed anyway

[vernal junco]

there's a 0% chance of that happening since you've basically already been accepted

[broken mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kakaotalk-emoticon-ompangie-pentol-eat-gif-18260471

carb muncher 💯

[onyx sedge]

Well you can, but some of us agreed that we want to be able to talk and enjoy without seeing acceptances/rejections in here and bringing the mood down

[frigid galleon]

i have only 2 absences over the limit

[vocal eagle]

omfg if you keep saying this and i get rejected im blaming you

[onyx sedge]

Wdym?

[frigid galleon]

my school refused to understand the fact that community service classes shouldn't work llike that

[vernal junco]

trying to boost people's confidences lol

[vocal eagle]

if i get in ill simply change my name to say i got in that way you guys will know

[frigid galleon]

so i really don't know what to do other than negotiate w/ the principal or just inform my colleges

[vocal eagle]

and if i get rejected i will simply be biscuit

[broken mason]

they say yeat you keep evolving, how you so steady with it

bruh I had to drop my bi hourly yeat line

[vocal eagle]

your love for yeat should get you into any school you want

[broken mason]

you already know

[frigid galleon]

i'm not changing my name for uchicago

it's just going to stay tail debater

[broken mason]

🔥

[vocal eagle]

if u get in im printing that crawling under the couch comment and pasting it on your dorm door

[frigid galleon]

i really don't know wtf to do

if any of you have any advice please let me know

[broken mason]

💯

[daring steeple]

Good move

[frigid galleon]

i have a chronic stomach condition that caused me to be absent if that matters too

[broken mason]

the worst thing is

I only like that one song from yeat

[frigid galleon]

and i passed all of my other classes and made up absences in all of them

[ocean mortar]

when we all get in + commit to uchi we will start the yeat club

[broken mason]

facts

[vocal eagle]

can you like explain your absences to whoever is in charge of your class so you dont fail?

[broken mason]

more specifically the money so big club

[frigid galleon]

i could explainn them to my principal

[broken mason]

but if you make the yeat club I will be fine managing the money so big division/branch of the yeat club

💯

[frigid galleon]

i could also appeal to a committee but it's past the deadline for that

[vernal junco]

is getting tardy bad

[broken mason]

does it show on your transcript that you failed

[vocal eagle]

i would try that first and say like "look i have absences because of xyz reason and i have an A+ in this class, if i fail it i very well could get my offers from colleges rescinded. is there anything i can do that'll keep me from failing?"

[vernal junco]

like does it show on my transcript if I sometimes come in late

[frigid galleon]

it shows that i didn't receive credit bc of absences but it shows that i got an A in the class

[vernal junco]

my house is like 1 hour away from my school lmao

[frigid galleon]

well it will show

it hasn't happened yet

[broken mason]

that isn't really good i'd really try to get that appealed if I wer eyou

[vocal eagle]

it didnt on my transcript

please please try to talk to your principal para

[frigid galleon]

if the principal doesn't hear me out and i can't fix the absences do you think they'd understand

[broken mason]

most likely youd be able to explain

[vocal eagle]

if you tell the colleges about it they probably would

[frigid galleon]

again, i have an A+ in the class (98 first quarter, 100 second quarter, 95 final), was only 2 absences over the limit, and was absent bc of a chronic stomach condition (plus i did nearly 10 more hours than the class requires)

the school failing me is fucking bullshit

[broken mason]

usually like if they see an issue with the second half of your transcript post admission

they'll call you about it

see if there was anything to know about it

[frigid galleon]

attendance policies literally always disfavor those who are frequently ill

like i cannot control the fact my stomach fucking hates me

[ocean mortar]

facts i have the immune system of a small dark ages english child

[frigid galleon]

i did my best to remedy the situation and went above and beyond to do my community service and you're still gonna fail me?? 💀

[broken mason]

unfortunately the greatest osu mania player just quit forever ☠️

any osu players ⁉️

[ocean mortar]

i used to

[frigid galleon]

my ex played osu

so i played osu too

but i sucked

[ocean mortar]

yeah

[frigid galleon]

i could do like

3 stars

[broken mason]

I started playing more cus im not as busy sr year

[frigid galleon]

at most

or 3.5

[ocean mortar]

i still play overwatch and i hate it tho

[broken mason]

me as well

I suck

🤣

[radiant hawk]

I know someone who is like 4 digits in osu ranking

[broken mason]

https://osu.ppy.sh/users/17378869

[ocean mortar]

im good at widow and god at dva but lmfao im so bad

[broken mason]

💀 me

[radiant hawk]

he’s a closeted furry

[ocean mortar]

my gold gun is from lucioball competitive

[vocal eagle]

that is crazy

[vernal junco]

I tried it once and wasn't good so I didn't continue playing since I didn't want to waste my life

[radiant hawk]

ramen is insane

[frigid galleon]

also @broken mason should i disclose the absence thing to uchicago after decisions or tomorrow (my semester ends tomorrow)

[ocean mortar]

oh nice

[vocal eagle]

when i was in middle school when i wanted to kms id get so sad id play OSU it's so embarrassing thinking back on it

[broken mason]

nah 😭 tf

[vocal eagle]

LMAO

[vernal junco]

like I know that if I got actually into osu I'd be stuck like that for years so I'm just not going to play

[broken mason]

its the one game I played across the 2 years

like i would grind homework from like

8-2

[vocal eagle]

anyone here play overwatch

[broken mason]

and then play a little osu to destress and then gtb

[broken mason]

yep 😭

[radiant hawk]

damn

[broken mason]

mccree main

[ocean mortar]

yes

widow/dva main

[radiant hawk]

no

paradox gamer 🥳

[vocal eagle]

if i get in can i 5 stack competitive with some of yall

ill heal

[broken mason]

sure 🤣

Im not good at all

[vocal eagle]

i used to be masters but now i suck

[ocean mortar]

yes as long as you heal

[frigid galleon]

@broken mason https://osu.ppy.sh/users/26336302

[vocal eagle]

i dont suck but climbing is so hard in overwatch 2

[broken mason]

I'm gold 5 dps silver 1 heals 🥹

[frigid galleon]

look how full it is

so much stuff!!

[radiant hawk]

bro didn’t play a single minute

[vernal junco]

we gotta start a uchicago mc server or someth lmao

[broken mason]

last season I ended G3/G3 for both dps and heals 🥹

I was proud of it tho

[frigid galleon]

no i did

[ocean mortar]

i used to be like gold but i stopped playing comp bc i needed to VC to do well
and men would go up to the mic with:
heavy breath "you're pretty good for a girl..."

[frigid galleon]

i have 9 hours 9 minutes in osu

[radiant hawk]

that is expecting us to get in

[vocal eagle]

REAL

[radiant hawk]

realistically there will be 3 players

[vernal junco]

which will happen

[radiant hawk]

💀

[vernal junco]

IT WILL

WE HAVE TO

[frigid galleon]

the map i played the most was Second Subway and the map i plaayed the second most was MTC

[radiant hawk]

💀💀

[vernal junco]

how else can I torture para?

[vocal eagle]

my boyfriends friends are all pissy because i peaked higher than they ever did they keep saying its because your ex carried you!!!

[broken mason]

nah dudes that play overwatch are actually gross as fuck

[vocal eagle]

stfu small peepee losers who are hard stuck gold 5

[broken mason]

Never VC if you're a girl can't cap

[broken mason]

ME 😭

[frigid galleon]

woof >w<

[vocal eagle]

LMAO

[warped river]

imagine if only para gets in out of all of us (minus ramen) 😭

[radiant hawk]

by muzzling him

[frigid galleon]

that's literally impossible dw

[radiant hawk]

I will burn down uchicago

[broken mason]

bro summed me up in 0.000001 seconds

🥹

[radiant hawk]

😤

[vernal junco]

bro anyone who plays video games all day is fucked

[vocal eagle]

if i dont get in im gonna be so sad bc ive formed emotional connections to all of u

[broken mason]

small PP loser who is hardstuck gold 5 🤣

[vernal junco]

and I need to get into uchicago to do that

[radiant hawk]

this is true

[broken mason]

[radiant hawk]

I need to get into UChicago

[vocal eagle]

what are yalls zodiac signs

[frigid galleon]

??

[radiant hawk]

Aquarius

[broken mason]

no 😭

[vocal eagle]

oh yall uchicago liked my comment today yes sirrrr

[broken mason]

im a leo I think

[vocal eagle]

🫡

[radiant hawk]

chinese zodiac is monkey

[vernal junco]

downvote, DOWNVOTE

[frigid galleon]

a professor at jhu liked one of my comments ❤️❤️ is this a likely

[vocal eagle]

im just curious omg

[vernal junco]

but pisces I think

[broken mason]

I'm year of the chicken 💯

[vocal eagle]

science believers smh

[broken mason]

and a lot of you guys are year of the chicken too I think

[frigid galleon]

ramen please help me 😭

[vocal eagle]

jk i do too

[broken mason]

cus we're the same graduating class

[daring steeple]

A sign from the universe

[vernal junco]

idk what pisces mean but I'm it

[radiant hawk]

I was born January so

[broken mason]

with what ⁉️

[frigid galleon]

haha yeah i'm def the same age as you

[radiant hawk]

monkey gang

[broken mason]

cock gang wya ⁉️

[vernal junco]

bro we gotta all get in vc and play skribbl or someth

[frigid galleon]

for the absence thing do i disclose after decisions or tomorrow (last day of the semester)

[vernal junco]

that would be wild

[daring steeple]

Right here!!

[frigid galleon]

i literally got an A+ in the class

[broken mason]

I'm honestly not sure

[radiant hawk]

para has the zestiest voice

[broken mason]

not the best person to ask about this

[frigid galleon]

you're zestier

[broken mason]

gang shit 💯

[vernal junco]

bro is a lemon???

[frigid galleon]

Dearest UChicago thread,
wat do?
Thank you,
parabirb

[broken mason]

whatchu know about that TastyRamen05(2005)

[daring steeple]

It’s so weird that we’re about to be 18

[frigid galleon]

haha

yeah

[vernal junco]

yeah

[frigid galleon]

i'm def about to be 18

[broken mason]

my only symbol of achievement in osu 😭

[frigid galleon]

i can relate so hard

[radiant hawk]

apocalypse can attest

[broken mason]

bruh yes

[radiant hawk]

I’m right ur wrong

[broken mason]

im gonna go and buy 5 lottery tickets and lose all my money as soon as I turn 18

legally of course though

[daring steeple]

Like I remember playing with my iPhone and scrolling to 2023 thinking it would take forever to get here when I was 9

[radiant hawk]

5 lottery tickets is cheaper than a college app

[daring steeple]

This is not UChic behaviour

[vernal junco]

I am insane, so yes

[broken mason]

Well all my money is like 20 bucks

[frigid galleon]

I remember when I was 16...

and I was like "yeah man i can't wait to be 18"....

[broken mason]

guys I will give you a chance to guess what song im listening to

[vernal junco]

I remember when I was applying to uchicago...stressful times

[broken mason]

please take a gander

[frigid galleon]

your new boyfriend by wilbur soot

[radiant hawk]

Money so big

[daring steeple]

Was??

[frigid galleon]

but the sus remix

[broken mason]

⁉️

how did you know

[radiant hawk]

I’m smart like that

[frigid galleon]

i'm joking about how i'm 2 years younger than you 💀

[broken mason]

hollly

average uchicago admit

[vernal junco]

bro is getting in auto

[daring steeple]

Gross. You’re like a minor minor

[frigid galleon]

😭😭

don't do me like that

[vernal junco]

he's only 1 year younger than us tbf

[radiant hawk]

like a diminished chord

[frigid galleon]

no two

[radiant hawk]

omg

[frigid galleon]

oct 2006

[broken mason]

im young as hell for 2005

[vernal junco]

no you are 16 we are 17

[broken mason]

im on the verge of the cutoff

[daring steeple]

Bro like can’t you be 17. Something

[vernal junco]

I'm march 2005

[daring steeple]

Damn

[broken mason]

im way younger

[radiant hawk]

January 2005 wya

[frigid galleon]

well it couold mean minor 3rd and then another minor 3rd up from the 3rd or a minor triad and a minor 3rd above that

[daring steeple]

So am I!!!

[broken mason]

im july-august(not disclosing exact month )

[frigid galleon]

so it could be either diminished triad or fully-diminished 7th

[vernal junco]

what day?

[daring steeple]

6th

[frigid galleon]

you're so old

like over 1.5 years older

[radiant hawk]

I think you are a fully diminished 7th

[vernal junco]

damn only 5 days off lol, I'm on the 1st

[frigid galleon]

rude ass i'm trying to teach you music theory

i got an 85 on the final 💀

[radiant hawk]

f

[broken mason]

my toes finna freeze off tf

[vernal junco]

yeah bro, my bones are creaking rn

[frigid galleon]

it's ok i had a C each quarter that class is so fucking difficult

it's fun but HOILY SHIT I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A HARDER FUCKING CLASS

[vernal junco]

like I got wrinkles already

[frigid galleon]

AP Music Theory is actually the hardest class I have taken in my life

[broken mason]

THEY SAY YEAT YOU KEEP EVOLVING HOW YOU SO STEADY WITH IT

[vernal junco]

bro this is gonna be like up with the tennis chair walker and para 💀

[daring steeple]

My thoughts about APCSA

Fuck that class

[frigid galleon]

ap cs a is actually easy

if you've done cs before

if you haven't and your teacher is shit

yeah it can be pretty damn difficult

[vernal junco]

fr I gotta recreate the house from the movie and ship us all to uchicago

[daring steeple]

Exactly what happened to me ☠️

[frigid galleon]

WAIT I GOT A 91 ON THE AP MUSIC THEORY FINAL

[vernal junco]

WWW

[daring steeple]

WWW

[frigid galleon]

78 for the semester 💀

i wish my final grades showed up to uchicago man i've gotten like 4 As so far

every midterm grade entered into my gradebook so far has been an A

[hot crag]

SLAY

[magic oar]

I really hope I have a 4.4 flat by the end of my semester

[frigid galleon]

not applying to jhu though

[frigid galleon]

i knew everything in the class already

but my teacher was shit

so i totally understand

[daring steeple]

GUYS I JUST SAW MY FIRST ADMISSIONS VIDO ON TIKTOK ☠️

[frigid galleon]

CS classes are only useful if your teacher is actually good

[daring steeple]

Good for you

[vernal junco]

oh no

those are never good for you

[daring steeple]

It was heart warming though. This first gen kid got into Yale

[frigid galleon]

nearly everyone was cheating because nobody understood the material it was so fucking sad

[frigid galleon]

awww

[vernal junco]

aw that sounds good actually

[frigid galleon]

have you seen the one where uchicago surprise admits a student

[vernal junco]

the ones that suck are when people clearly have advantages tho

[daring steeple]

Bro the exact reason I just dropped the course. I have an A but it’s from cheating on EVERYTHING.

[daring steeple]

Yes. I was envious

[frigid galleon]

my teacher was such a hardass man

like

i got a 100 on every single FRQ

except 1

i finished my assignments in 10 minutes

[vernal junco]

that one was so wholesome but I am very jealous

[frigid galleon]

but she wouldn't let me do SHIT in the class

after i was done

so i had to sit bored for an hour every other fucking day

because she wouldn't let me do shit

i walked away from the class with an A and a 5 but it was easily the least fun class i've ever taken

[lilac bridge]

hello uchi people

[frigid galleon]

bark

[vernal junco]

hey

[daring steeple]

Bro I want to get in so I can cry on camera and get likes on TikTok

[lilac bridge]

ngl

[vernal junco]

I just want to get in so I can study in mansueto in the middle of the night while it's snowing or raining

[lilac bridge]

my friend rn goes to uchi & i mostly want to get in bc she promised me a tour if i did

[vernal junco]

that would be a W

[hot crag]

f

[frigid galleon]

apoc if i come across you at campus i'm gonna bark at you

[vernal junco]

I need a dog whistle then

[lilac bridge]

para did you ED uchi or EA

[frigid galleon]

guess

[lilac bridge]

hmmmm

[daring steeple]

EA

[lilac bridge]

ED

[frigid galleon]

won't stop me

[frigid galleon]

correct

this is why you're getting in

[lilac bridge]

you have the uchi vibe ngl

[frigid galleon]

i give off uchi vibes?

that's a good thing but damn i give off uchi vibes?

[lilac bridge]

it just connects in my head

para = uchi

[frigid galleon]

yes i am the university of chicago itself

[broken mason]

I don't mind one or two paras

but if there is 2100 paras

I don't think i'd survive

[frigid galleon]

why

[warped river]

i agree lmfao

[vernal junco]

bro would get rabies

[frigid galleon]

[broken mason]

🤣

[warped river]

but para u do give off uchicago energy

[broken mason]

my pfp ‼️

[frigid galleon]

that's good

[lilac bridge]

it's why you're getting in

they can't live without you fr

[frigid galleon]

awww thank you 😭

[warped river]

i really hope we defy the odds and all get in

[frigid galleon]

what's your height again 🗒️

[broken mason]

my guy 🤝

[frigid galleon]

i still can't get over the fact bao said he'd burn uchicago down

[broken mason]

oh nah

[warped river]

LMFAOO

[frigid galleon]

i hope to get in and see all of you on campus next year

[daring steeple]

MOOD

[vernal junco]

hasn't been the first fire chicago has been through

[warped river]

LOL

[frigid galleon]

no the first one was the drop of ramen's mixtape

[broken mason]

YOOOO FACTs

[vernal junco]

bro we gotta form our own university if we get rejected

[broken mason]

YEAT REMIX SLOWED + REVERBED THAT ONE SINGLE LINE FROM MONEY SO BIG

THAT IS MY ENTIRE MIXTAPE

[frigid galleon]

accreditation isn't actually that hard

if endowment size isn't an issue we could prob open one with like

a mil

[warped river]

wChicago

[broken mason]

they say yeat you keep on evolving, how you so steady with it

[warped river]

STOP W THE YEAT I SWEAR 😭

RAMEN

[broken mason]

I be asking yeat the same questions I swear to god

[vernal junco]

now we just gotta pool the money and find it

[broken mason]

I be wondering how he keeps evolving and shit

[frigid galleon]

what's your height

[broken mason]

how is thy individual so steady with it ⁉️

🤔

[broken mason]

6'1-6'4

[lilac bridge]

IMSNDINDD

[vernal junco]

bro turned into shakespeare

[lilac bridge]

ok ive been missing a lot why are we asking ramen's height

[broken mason]

beacuse im bouta get tracked by parafart

[vernal junco]

firemen need to be able to crawl through windows

[broken mason]

oh nah

retract that image

now

[vernal junco]

ramen is going to eat that fucker for dinner and roast it easy at his height

[frigid galleon]

my name is not parafart

[frigid galleon]

statistical analysis

[broken mason]

if you call off the investigation i'll call off the parafarting

[frigid galleon]

i'm not investigating you

[broken mason]

⁉️

[frigid galleon]

just curious

[vernal junco]

brb let me know if you want any cookies

[frigid galleon]

image retracted

[warped river]

guys im so happy my parents arent on college confidential. those parents know everything ab their kid's applications

[frigid galleon]

i am no longer parafart.

[vocal eagle]

isnt ramen like 6'1

[frigid galleon]

i want some

[frigid galleon]

6'2

[broken mason]

wtf

so you did catch my exact height

[frigid galleon]

i have a good memory

[lilac bridge]

LMAO

[vocal eagle]

my id says 5'2"

fucked up fr

[frigid galleon]

why are you so small

[broken mason]

[frigid galleon]

i wish i was that height though fr 💔

[broken mason]

see the thing is

[lilac bridge]

are u like 4'5"

[broken mason]

my ID says i'm not 6'2

[frigid galleon]

5'10

[broken mason]

so if you ID me it will not say i'm 6'2

[lilac bridge]

damn

[frigid galleon]

i wish i was shorter though

[lilac bridge]

wait why

[broken mason]

therefore you have to carry a measuring tape around campus

[lilac bridge]

being tall is great

[frigid galleon]

i wanna be shorttttttttttttt

it's easier to come across guys taller than you when you're short

[lilac bridge]

actually thats fair

[frigid galleon]

i'm a sucker for height diffs

[frigid galleon]

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[vocal eagle]

YALL

uchicago

looked

at my tiktok

WTF

[lilac bridge]

WTF

[vocal eagle]

omfg

[daring steeple]

I thought para is a guy

[frigid galleon]

i'm

gay

[vernal junco]

yo what

[vocal eagle]

this is freaking me out i had to go through my videos to see if something was innappropriate

[frigid galleon]

gay people exist

[warped river]

omg digital footprint

[frigid galleon]

some of y'all cannot think

i literally have pronouns in my roles 😭

[vocal eagle]

i have a video of a bee trapped in a cup and i applied for environmental studies

[broken mason]

what the hell 💀

[frigid galleon]

they want you so bad

[warped river]

BAHAHA

LMFAOOO

[daring steeple]

Oh my bad, I don’t check profiles

[frigid galleon]

you're just studying the bee?

[vernal junco]

I don't have a digital footprint luckily afaik

at least tying to my app

[lilac bridge]

IM

[frigid galleon]

that's fine but my name also literally has boy in it

[vocal eagle]

dude no we trapped the bee and blasted rap music in the cup

i had to archive the video

aint no way im getting in

[warped river]

BISCUIT NOOO

[vocal eagle]

LMFAOOO

[frigid galleon]

i don't have anything with my name on it for this reason

[vocal eagle]

we let the bee go omfg

[lilac bridge]

NOSNDISND