#UChicago (2022-2023)

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vocal eagle
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i have my associates degree so tbh im like right on time in terms of progression

hot crag
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😭

vocal eagle
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so thats nice

vernal junco
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communist manifesto???

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that's what I sent above

broken mason
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me singing paparazzi to the 20 year old girl I just met in the dining hall

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:100

daring steeple
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Omg guys
I lost my "life of the mind" book. Does that mean rejection ?

vernal junco
hot crag
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woof

vernal junco
daring steeple
frigid galleon
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bark

broken mason
vocal eagle
broken mason
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soon to be masters degree

vernal junco
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⚔️

vocal eagle
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stem concentration though

hot crag
frigid galleon
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guys i can pin stuff now

frigid galleon
vernal junco
broken mason
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what the hell oh my god no wayayayayay

hot crag
teal mauve
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What cult

broken mason
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(the sound)

teal mauve
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Huh

vernal junco
frigid galleon
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they're trying to turn uchicago into an ideology

vernal junco
broken mason
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yeah these epopoe have turned into a cult please disband them and ban them

frigid galleon
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we already have maoist and marxist propaganda of uchicago

daring steeple
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I’m gonna major in A2C Cultural Studies

broken mason
vernal junco
frigid galleon
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i'm not the leader

onyx sedge
frigid galleon
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nor did i ever endorse this

vernal junco
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you are the leader

frigid galleon
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wtf

vernal junco
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you are the representative

vocal eagle
teal mauve
frigid galleon
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stop trying to pin this on me

vernal junco
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the liaison

frigid galleon
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NO

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I don't want any involvement with this 😭

broken mason
vernal junco
frigid galleon
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carly

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they are slanderin gme

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apocalypsegamer1 is the real leader

broken mason
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I just want the sanity of my compatriats back

frigid galleon
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he's the one making the propaganda

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you gotta believe me here i would never self-report

vernal junco
onyx sedge
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This is comedy gold

broken mason
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these maoist Uchicago applicants are scaring me blobfear

frigid galleon
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i'm not a maoist but apocalypsegamer1 certainly is

vocal eagle
onyx sedge
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Welcome to the regi- errr- I mean college!

vocal eagle
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not politics though fuck that

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but i want to work with people

vernal junco
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this clearly shows that you're in charge

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case closed

frigid galleon
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now you're making political propaganda??

frigid galleon
onyx sedge
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Bro

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Be careful with that

broken mason
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😶

frigid galleon
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you did not 💔

broken mason
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they say yeat you keep evolving, how you so steady with it...

frigid galleon
vernal junco
vocal eagle
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yeat 🤤

frigid galleon
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anyway i'm gonna go play beat saber then take a nap

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bye guys

vocal eagle
frigid galleon
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i'm so gonna fail my psych final dude

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the teacher didn't teach shit

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like holy shit

broken mason
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☠️

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autumn hull
vernal junco
frigid galleon
vocal eagle
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do you need help with ur final para

frigid galleon
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even when i'm paying attention i learn NOTHING

frigid galleon
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fuck that teacher though

vernal junco
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you gotta start self studying rn

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just grind it out

vocal eagle
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i took dual enrollment psychology that class was pretty hard

vernal junco
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fuck wait I gotta do a 4 page essay in 2 hours fuuck

frigid galleon
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and the quizizz turns out to be useless

vocal eagle
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definitely the most fulfillment i have ever felt earning an A though

frigid galleon
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or a asummary

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my ap lit final is tmrw and i need pride and prejudice for it

vernal junco
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I only have an AP Physics final tomm

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not C, 1

frigid galleon
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definitely the most annoying class i've taken

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given how little the course actually teaches

autumn hull
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good luck on ur finals yall omg

frigid galleon
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like 99% of people there cheat but i don't and i just take the shit grades because i'm not gonna lose my honor for that shit

vocal eagle
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i wish there was another gap year student in this chat i feel dumb as fuck

frigid galleon
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@daring steeple

vocal eagle
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LMAO

frigid galleon
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it's ok biscuit

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you're smart in my heart

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and i'm sure you're smart irl too

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you're uchicago material

vernal junco
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taking a gap year doesn't make anyone dumber

vocal eagle
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thank you i needed to hear this

frigid galleon
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guess what my favorite message ever is

vocal eagle
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honestly if i dont get into uchicago i know my application is GAS and they'd be denying me over something ridiculously small and stupid

vocal eagle
vocal eagle
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(i do care but im gonna act like i dont)

frigid galleon
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this one

autumn hull
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(felt that)

frigid galleon
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easily this one

vocal eagle
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LMFAOO

autumn hull
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HAFHJKL

frigid galleon
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i fucking love that message

vernal junco
frigid galleon
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so much

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i'd frame it on my wall if i could

vocal eagle
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i typed that in the breakroom at work snickering to myself

frigid galleon
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When para crawls under the couch and you can hear his bell jingling 🥺

vocal eagle
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para if we both get in ill print it out and frame it for you for your door

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dorm

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i really will

vernal junco
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honestly we should stop worrying about uchicago, they've probably already read all of our weird ass messages and decided to reject us anyways

daring steeple
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Whoever made the natural selection unit in ap bio can suffer from a stroke

vocal eagle
frigid galleon
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uchicago is gonna let me in after reading the shit i say fr

vernal junco
daring steeple
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I forgot it was 5 years of content😶

frigid galleon
vocal eagle
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my school only allowed 2 aps and they got rid of it after my sophomore year

frigid galleon
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i literally just coast through APES

vernal junco
daring steeple
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Ecology was my easiest, biochem was gross asf but short

frigid galleon
daring steeple
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Also we don't have apes

vernal junco
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biochem is fun imo

autumn hull
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never taken any ap science class Tbh

vocal eagle
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i took aphg and apush and then they decided no more APs

daring steeple
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I spent hours per day recovering my chem knowledge deficit from covid

autumn hull
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my only APs have been all the history ones except for euro and then ap lit

vernal junco
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I gotta leave and finish my paper otherwise I'm never getting it done lmao

frigid galleon
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okay i'm gonna go play beat saber

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bye newrds

vernal junco
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be back in an hour or so

magic oar
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Im so ready for college

vocal eagle
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good luckkk

magic oar
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I wanna like

autumn hull
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bye para!

magic oar
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Learn stuff I wanna learn

autumn hull
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same

magic oar
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instead of another year of history

frigid galleon
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my quest will not fucking tell me how much charge it has

vocal eagle
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fizzie the babytron lyric in ur about me

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gas

magic oar
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Economics seems so diff from anything I’ve done so far

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Law too

magic oar
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He cracked my top 10 artists on Apple Music this year

autumn hull
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college makes me excited bc i get to Leave my state (hopefully)

magic oar
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10 hrs worth of Tron

vocal eagle
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are u from michigan by chance hahaha

magic oar
brazen comet
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who ED's here and who EA'd

vocal eagle
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I ED'd

magic oar
autumn hull
magic oar
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EA

brazen comet
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I ED's wharton lol

vocal eagle
vocal eagle
magic oar
daring steeple
magic oar
vocal eagle
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bro the taste

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jpegmafia the goat

magic oar
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Saw him live this year

vocal eagle
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my top were bladee, alex g, ecco2k, kanye, and japanese breakfast

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i saw him live last fall

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soooo fire

magic oar
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Drainer lol

vocal eagle
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you know it

magic oar
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I like E a lot but haven’t listened to much other DG

vocal eagle
magic oar
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Or so I’ve heard

versed salmon
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WHEN UCHI

magic oar
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I’ve been more on a rock kick recently

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Black Country New Road>>>>

vocal eagle
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BCNR

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omfggg...

magic oar
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AFUT is my 3rd fav ever

vocal eagle
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my december playlist

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ants from up there changed my life for real

magic oar
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Same

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Track X is beautiful

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Place where he inserted the blade>>>>

vocal eagle
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basketball shoes too omfg

magic oar
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That shit makes me just curl up into a ball every time I hear it

vocal eagle
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real shit

magic oar
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Black midi is also great

vocal eagle
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black midi is FIYA

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so good

magic oar
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Never thought ants from up there would actually have competition for AOTY but hellfire is almost close

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I have like 3 FAVORITE favorite albums and then a lot of other favs

vocal eagle
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what are ur top 3

magic oar
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TPAB IGOR AFUT

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White boy who watched Fantano a few times list

vocal eagle
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LMAO

magic oar
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Actually my friend put me on tpab and AFUT

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Igor was from Fantano

vocal eagle
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solid top three albums i respect it

magic oar
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Wbu

vocal eagle
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if u havent fallen down the alex g pipeline its time

magic oar
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Actually haven’t heard of him

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I have but not any of his music

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I was on the Brockhampton pipeline

vocal eagle
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im really bad at ranking but i really like AFUT, jubilee by japanese breakfast, race by alex g, and room on fire from the strokes

magic oar
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1000 minutes of BH in like 3 weeks

daring steeple
magic oar
daring steeple
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But I’m an early grad gap year student lolol

magic oar
daring steeple
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I should’ve been a senior rn but instead I’m a preschool teacher who hates his life 😍

vocal eagle
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i was honsetly pretty late to the BH train but my bf was like brockhampton's biggest fan for a while so we own a shit ton of nick holiday's brand and bc of him i've heard so much lmfao

vocal eagle
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gap year vibe

daring steeple
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we’re implementing a new curriculum in Jan which is making me mad because you should never change curriculums until the start of the following year

magic oar
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EVERYBODY has a Brockhampton phase

daring steeple
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Who’s Brock Hampton

vocal eagle
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rap group

gritty idol
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ive only listened to sugar

daring steeple
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oh

magic oar
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listen to WASTE real quick it’s life changing

gritty idol
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theyre not rly rap

magic oar
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Wu Tang mixed with One Direction fr

gritty idol
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ye

daring steeple
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I have to clean my room tomorrow

vocal eagle
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i need to meet some alex g heads at uchicago for real

daring steeple
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It’s a dirty messy shithole rn

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Depression😍

magic oar
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Walking my dog rn and I was planning on listening to BCNR so

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brb

vocal eagle
# magic oar I’ll listen soon

just dont listen to his like top 5 on spotify or whatever u use because those are all the songs that randomly got kinda big on tiktok and those songs kinda suck lmfao

magic oar
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I guess I don’t

broken mason
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dude

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its actually killing me

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I realize im going to need to go through this shit 129839182391 times

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cus uchicagos decision date is the last one

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everyones posting their college admissions im like

magic oar
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I don’t even know if I’m going to college yet I haven’t gotten 1 decision back

autumn hull
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i got my state school decision back but like i already knew that was auto-admit for me 💀

onyx sedge
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Relatable

magic oar
autumn hull
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ah

gritty idol
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but i mean

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safeties arent at the top of most ppls lists

autumn hull
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yeah especially since i wanna get out of state

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dont get me wrong i was really happy knowing i got into college

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but at the same time (and it is a little messed up to think like this) i feel like i will have accomplished more by getting into a Good school yk

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Good as in like

gritty idol
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yeah makes sense

autumn hull
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known

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yea

gritty idol
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we gaslight ourselves into thinking prestige doesnt matter but to employers it does 😭

autumn hull
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fr 😭

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uchicago will look so much better on my resume than like university of nevada like

versed salmon
lilac bridge
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to me, i think i could be happy going to my state school, but also i just want more

lilac bridge
alpine sun
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like UMD and UVA arent even that bad

lilac bridge
frigid galleon
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back

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holy shit i'm sweating like crazy

alpine sun
frigid galleon
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oh my god

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my arms

lilac bridge
alpine sun
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oh

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fair enough

frigid galleon
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quit bc i was sweatingg so hard it lubricated the controllers and one just flew out of my hand while i was playyionog

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multiple times

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really annoying

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i should use the wrist straps but those are even more annoying to deal with

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bc they're like buckled to you and make your performance worse

azure tundra
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i go to a feeder school

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idk if that increases or decreases my chances tho

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cuz my gpa aint it 💀

alpine sun
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chicago?

azure tundra
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uhh its like a feeder to a lot of schools

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chicago is one of them i think

alpine sun
azure tundra
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public

alpine sun
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i aint readin allat

gentle maple
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What was that

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Holy

alpine sun
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i aint readin allat

frigid galleon
alpine sun
frigid galleon
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fine you guys don't get the glorious copypasta

gentle maple
frigid galleon
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the title of the original was "my boyfriend broke up with me because i talk about yale too much"

radiant hawk
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coping

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magic madness heaven sin

gentle maple
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Can’t wait

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For the flood of rejections or ivy people lol

alpine sun
gentle maple
frigid galleon
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i'm a combination of the strategic ed + the rolling action before ed + the wants-to-get-it-over-with

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uchicago is hella competitive don't get me wrong but the ed pool is slightly smaller than most schools

gentle maple
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Ivy leaguers

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And their rejections or hoodies

radiant hawk
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potential networking material

magic oar
radiant hawk
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looking to bag a T20 Success person

magic oar
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I might be a T20 success person soon

broken mason
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How many UChicago acceptances last year

azure tundra
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lemme check

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i think last yr was lower than usual tho

warped river
# alpine sun

currently the "wants to get it over with," most realistically the deferred/rejected, but hopeful t20 success

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same thing with this year ngl, or im assuming

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theres been a huge boom in applicants everywhere

azure tundra
warped river
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my safety went from like 7.5-8k to 10k+ applicants

broken mason
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I'm always skeptical when people say feeder because public feeders are rare af

charred rivet
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Do I just email Uchicago AO to withdraw my application?

azure tundra
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the year before that was 51 tho

frigid galleon
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!emory

mild rose
frigid galleon
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did you get into emory?

charred rivet
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Ye

broken mason
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No way a public school has 51 uchicago acceptances

warped river
frigid galleon
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i concur with the others

warped river
frigid galleon
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there is a form on the portal

radiant hawk
frigid galleon
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just go to your portal and complete the withdrawal form

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congrats on emory!!

azure tundra
charred rivet
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Thanks

frigid galleon
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now please withdraw your uchicago application ❤️ we need more space for us

azure tundra
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its nyc ;p

alpine sun
broken mason
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Oh NYC makes more sense

warped river
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my public school is lowk a feeder for the UCs. basically like 80% of my senior year goes to a UC

broken mason
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whats your class size?

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its gotta be like 3k

azure tundra
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900

broken mason
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sheeesh 900 isn't all that much

warped river
broken mason
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what typa public are you smoking in NYC

frigid galleon
broken mason
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is it public like anyone can attend?

alpine sun
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My public got like 30 kids into mit

frigid galleon
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once again, congrats on emory!!

azure tundra
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i think we had an alum as an AO the year before last

charred rivet
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Thanks

azure tundra
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but he retired

frigid galleon
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it's a great school i am certain you'll love it there

warped river
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LMAO PARA 😭 not u trying to get them to withdraw asap

azure tundra
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so now our rates go down!

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:c

radiant hawk
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is this stuyvesant type shit

alpine sun
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@charred rivet what major?

broken mason
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is it a real public @azure tundra

warped river
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^^^

azure tundra
charred rivet
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Bio

frigid galleon
broken mason
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like anyone can move to the area, get districted, and attend

charred rivet
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And I want to minor in Econ

warped river
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love that for us para

azure tundra
alpine sun
azure tundra
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gotta take a test 2 get in

charred rivet
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Indeed and good for pre med

radiant hawk
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defo stuy

azure tundra
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u know whats up

broken mason
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def stuy yeah

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I don't consider stuy public

radiant hawk
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isn’t stuy more magnet like

broken mason
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NC has one called NCSSM that basically feeders to t10 schools

warped river
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whats stuy?

broken mason
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yeah its magnet category

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stuyvesant high school

warped river
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ohhh

alpine sun
charred rivet
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I Heard of that school

azure tundra
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idk all this jargon

broken mason
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basically you are not considered public public

azure tundra
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interesting

alpine sun
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that location is so good

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😭

azure tundra
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damn bro lookin it up n all that

frigid galleon
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are any of y'all super anxious about your app

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like

alpine sun
frigid galleon
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just hoping you didn't fuck anything up

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etc

alpine sun
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to be anxious

frigid galleon
alpine sun
gentle maple
frigid galleon
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yeah

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okaay

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just making sure this feeling is normal

gentle maple
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but you have a fking week

frigid galleon
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can't wait for it to go away in a week and be replaced with depression instead

gentle maple
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it doesnt matter

warped river
gentle maple
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you can be anxious again on monday

alpine sun
gentle maple
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bro being wednesday kinda sucks

broken mason
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well if you're in Stuy then yeah thats a feeder

warped river
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frr tlothomas21

azure tundra
radiant hawk
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stuy kids are insanely smart tho

gentle maple
gentle maple
broken mason
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yeah ofc

radiant hawk
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I would not have survived there so no wonder

broken mason
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any school that you need to take a test to get into and its completely free is insane

warped river
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i want to make an instagram for my school's "college decisions" to see where everyone ends up ngl 💀

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whats tj?

warped river
broken mason
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we have a school in NC called NCSSM and its pretty much the same. + you get auto full ride to UNC or any state school

warped river
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omg thats crazy

broken mason
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and they send a shit ton of kids to MIT and all that stuff

warped river
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damnn

azure tundra
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unc is fire

frigid galleon
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anyone wanna tell him 💀

warped river
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i think my school sends like 1 kid to the ivies and everyone else goes to state schools usually

broken mason
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my school is public public but we're honestly pretty darn good for it

alpine sun
warped river
broken mason
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we had 1 cornell 2 stanford 1 harvard 1 yale 1 uchicago and uhh what else

warped river
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DAMN

broken mason
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1 upenn as well and probably more t20's

broken mason
warped river
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thats a dream

radiant hawk
broken mason
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But at the same time

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our school has a very high percetnage of minorities

radiant hawk
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oh day before decisions

broken mason
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you see a lot of hispanics and african americans at our school

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prob at least 30-35%

warped river
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wait can someone screenshot the photo cause my Reddit is acting up

radiant hawk
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we have so few aa's at my school

frigid galleon
radiant hawk
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lot of hispanics and asians

broken mason
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yeah

frigid galleon
warped river
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OH LOL NVM

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ty!

broken mason
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if I got that shit then I would have a heart attack lol

frigid galleon
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bark

frigid galleon
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that's so fucking evil of them

broken mason
frigid galleon
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literally the exact same size colleges send decision letters in

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they knew what they were doing

warped river
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i would get a heartattack

azure tundra
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its next week

alpine sun
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I got a package yesterday

azure tundra
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not tmr

warped river
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but lowk i feel like thats what happens when u use like 5 emails to sign up for collegevine or smth

alpine sun
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and was like shaking at the mailbox lmfao

warped river
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omg LOL

radiant hawk
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time to start actively portal astrologying

warped river
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lmao people on college confidential are already doing that for my safety school 💀

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currently i am assuming i got rejected or deferred

frigid galleon
warped river
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LMFAOO

frigid galleon
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you know

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when i submitted to my safety

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i was obsessively checking my portal in the 6 days it took me to get accepted

vernal junco
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bro I just realized

warped river
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"oh u have a 1500? yk maybe you should try cc for a year"

vernal junco
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can you imagine if ChatGPT or other ML models get bonded with khanacademy or other learning platforms so that it learns to teach humans the most efficiently?

radiant hawk
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i just want to study in the quadrangle

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warped river
warped river
broken mason
frigid galleon
frigid galleon
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or insta

broken mason
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I wanna see every single thing thats related to admissions date uchicago

warped river
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i feel like i forgot something in my application idek

frigid galleon
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it's a crop of the annoucnement post

radiant hawk
frigid galleon
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OH SHIT WHAT

warped river
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like what if i forgot to submit a form

broken mason
frigid galleon
warped river
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WHAT CHECKLIST

frigid galleon
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oh my god it's real

warped river
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i dont have one

vernal junco
frigid galleon
broken mason
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the checklist is gone now

frigid galleon
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oh

warped river
broken mason
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the portal checklist has dissapeared

frigid galleon
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did you get an email saying your app was complete

warped river
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oh omg you guys scared me

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lmfao

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i think so

frigid galleon
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no if the checklist is gone that means you're accepted ❤️

frigid galleon
warped river
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like the one w your AOs name and stuff right?

radiant hawk
warped river
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ok ty

frigid galleon
broken mason
frigid galleon
warped river
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ok yay

frigid galleon
broken mason
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I have a forms checklist too

frigid galleon
#

yep

broken mason
#

can someone show me your forms checklist?

frigid galleon
#

that's normal

gray geyser
#

i think they’d send you an email if your app wasn’t complete reminding you

warped river
#

i have that one too

#

yeah

frigid galleon
#

bark

warped river
#

meow

stone cosmos
#

also

#

any update

#

of anything

warped river
#

yeah its the 21st

#

for the decision date

broken mason
#

I just wanna see a pic of someones forms checklist 🥹

warped river
#

thats it

frigid galleon
#

reminder that SBF got a degree from MIT and that still didn't stop him from getting arrested for fraud

#

fuck MIT

stone cosmos
#

fr

frigid galleon
#

i can dm it to you

#

@broken mason

broken mason
#

please do

lilac bridge
# alpine sun

i am a combo of The Rejected & the wants-to-get-it-over-with

vernal junco
radiant hawk
#

sam bankman fried

frigid galleon
#

parabirb — Today at 9:51 PM
do you want a jhu fee waiver btw
wait
Ramen — Today at 9:51 PM
nah im good
parabirb — Today at 9:51 PM
you're in ed
nevermind

warped river
#

paraglitch

frigid galleon
#

protogens are so cool ngl

broken mason
#

I just blew my nose so hard I lost hearing in one ear and tears came out of my eye

#

what the actual fuck

frigid galleon
#

dude i was about to do something then i immediately forgot

#

i'm trying to remember what i was doing

alpine sun
frigid galleon
#

guys 😭😭 i was about to do something and i forgot

#

i think it was interesting

#

ughhhhhhhhhh

#

i don't remember anymore

frigid galleon
gentle maple
#

Dummy

radiant hawk
#

maya me

onyx sedge
radiant hawk
#

socie

onyx sedge
#

Lol what?

#

Saucy?

broken mason
#

YOOOOO

#

They finally gave us the real shit

#

bruh

#

I just finished my book report

#

I did it on the limits of growth 💯

frigid galleon
#

so let's say hypothetically i have a final tmrw

#

and a lot of it is about pride and prejudice

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but i haven't read it

#

where is the best place for me to read a summary so i can cram the key info

broken mason
#

sparknotes

radiant hawk
#

why didn’t you read it

#

you had so much time

dusk holly
#

@frigid galleon @onyx sedge do u guys have same role

onyx sedge
#

Yea haha

frigid galleon
#

yep

#

we are hall monitors

onyx sedge
#

That's one way to say it

frigid galleon
frigid galleon
frigid galleon
frigid galleon
radiant hawk
#

i don’t think you forgot

#

💀

frigid galleon
#

i have minor issues with forgetting things

#

didn't know we needed to know pride and prejudice until the last minute

radiant hawk
#

"minor issues"

#

forgot a whole mf assignment for a final

frigid galleon
#

and you wonder why i say i need to see a psychologist

frigid galleon
#

i didn't know it was gonna be on the final

#

i know all the other books and plays that are on the final

#

just not pride and prejudice

warped river
#

Deny: After much consideration, we are unable to offer you a place in the Class of 2027. There is no process for appealing admissions decisions. We wish you the best as you pursue your educational goals.

this little blurb terrifies me

frigid galleon
#

bark

#

yeah that is scary

warped river
#

its at the bottom too so when i read last year's uncommon blog post, i didnt realize being rejected was an option ED/EA

#

i thought it was just deferral

#

would u guys rather be deferred or rejected

frigid galleon
#

i think you might be thinking of usc

#

usc only defers EA

radiant hawk
#

deferred

frigid galleon
#

they don't reject

onyx sedge
#

Rejected

frigid galleon
radiant hawk
#

so i can ed2

warped river
#

oooo thats cool for usc

radiant hawk
#

im loyal til the end

warped river
#

id probably want to be rejected too tbh no false hope or whatever

onyx sedge
warped river
#

wait if you get rejected u cant apply ED II right?

radiant hawk
#

yea

onyx sedge
#

Yea

frigid galleon
#

yea

warped river
#

ooo

frigid galleon
#

ooo

warped river
#

000

frigid galleon
#

0w0

radiant hawk
#

no

warped river
#

uWu

frigid galleon
#

w<

warped river
#

<m>

frigid galleon
#

^w^

radiant hawk
#

im muzzling all of you

warped river
#

/M/

frigid galleon
#

try me

lilac bridge
frigid galleon
lilac bridge
#

at least i'm not being strung along for another 3 months

warped river
#

agreed

frigid galleon
#

*w*

warped river
#

~w~

frigid galleon
#

w>

radiant hawk
#

im gonna be strung along by another school anyways

warped river
#

<w<

frigid galleon
#

Ow<

radiant hawk
#

i may as well just ed2 the same school

warped river
#

wO

frigid galleon
#

OwU

warped river
#

UwO

radiant hawk
#

maybe they will see my dedication

frigid galleon
#

UwU

warped river
#

they probably will ngl, bao

#

OwO

frigid galleon
#

bao you should write fanfic for uchicago

#

then email it to them

radiant hawk
#

only if you write it

warped river
#

as a LOCI

#

y/n x uchicago typa beat

frigid galleon
warped river
#

titled "UChicago"

radiant hawk
#

how much is that

frigid galleon
#

idk

#

$5k

radiant hawk
#

too expensive

warped river
#

LMFAO

radiant hawk
#

let’s do $5

frigid galleon
#

for a novel length fanfiction

#

$5 is too cheap

#

$1k

radiant hawk
#

$10

#

doubled my offer

frigid galleon
#

$500

#

halved mine

radiant hawk
#

$20

#

doubled

frigid galleon
#

$250

warped river
#

i want to get into a t10 to scam rich high schoolers for "special consulation meeting from a t10 accepted pre-frosh"

frigid galleon
#

halved

warped river
#

LMFAO

radiant hawk
#

$40 doubled

frigid galleon
#

$125

#

halved

radiant hawk
#

$63

frigid galleon
#

deal

radiant hawk
#

the art of bargain

frigid galleon
radiant hawk
#

i refuse to watch jreg videos

frigid galleon
#

missing out

#

if you don't watch jreg videos you should at least watch his spoken word poetry

#

it's really good

warped river
#

👎

radiant hawk
#

too lazy

versed salmon
#

wait y'all

#

do we know when uchi releases alrdy or no

radiant hawk
#

my attention span is too low for videos

#

yes

#

dec 21

versed salmon
frigid galleon
versed salmon
#

bruh that's so cringe

radiant hawk
#

ik

versed salmon
radiant hawk
#

ill have one mf week to finish all my RD

#

ig two

versed salmon
frigid galleon
#

woof

frigid galleon
frigid galleon
teal mauve
#

happy 12k besties

frigid galleon
#

i think it's part of the point at least

versed salmon
frigid galleon
#

happy december 14 to you

radiant hawk
#

cease woofing

teal mauve
#

since ur decisions are later you may beat cornell one day

radiant hawk
alpine sun
frigid galleon
# versed salmon sigh

by letting EA applicants who were accepted elsewhere withdraw, uchicago is increasing their admissions rate and also giving more spots to ED and other EA applicants

frigid galleon
teal mauve
onyx sedge
frigid galleon
#

cornell will die out and we'll still be going strong

alpine sun
#

I want to go to a t10 so i can give my nonexistant future kids legacy

versed salmon
radiant hawk
#

wait what

teal mauve
radiant hawk
#

how do we have 12k messages

#

what did we do

#

WHAT

frigid galleon
#

bark

radiant hawk
#

it was 6k yesterday

#

????

frigid galleon
#

i wonder if utd gave me my finaid yet

onyx sedge
#

We started at 4k yesterday morning

teal mauve
#

cornell is just shy of 17k

radiant hawk
#

we’re gonna beat cornell soon

onyx sedge
frigid galleon
#

There is no financial aid information found
ShibeBrokenHeart

#

UTD stop breaking my heart like this

frigid galleon
onyx sedge
#

I have

frigid galleon
#

the pool is less competitive if a lot of applicants withdraw

onyx sedge
#

Yea, but the EA and ED pools are separate

frigid galleon
#

there are only a finite amount of seats

alpine sun
onyx sedge
#

Our pool is unaffected because we all applied ED, so very few people are going to withdraw

frigid galleon
alpine sun
#

to borderline ed candidates

onyx sedge
alpine sun
frigid galleon
#

wait how do you know this

radiant hawk
#

where is the data on this

onyx sedge
#

Yes

frigid galleon
#

i'm gonna need a source on that

alpine sun
mild rose
#

^

alpine sun
#

they accept a lot ED

radiant hawk
#

this is cap

onyx sedge
#

The AOs talk about this on tours

mild rose
#

theyre lying

onyx sedge
#

Why would they lie?

#

They have no incentive to

mild rose
#

lol

frigid galleon
#

lol

alpine sun
#

but the AO i saw

#

did not say this

#

they highly suggested ED

teal mauve
onyx sedge
#

The AOs told us explicitly that they allocate (almost exactly) 1/4 of their class to each pool

radiant hawk
#

parabirb

#

💀

harsh mountainBOT
versed salmon
frigid galleon
#

like i don't talk anywhere else

radiant hawk
#

how does para have twice the messages i do

#

💀

frigid galleon
#

woof ^w^

alpine sun
onyx sedge
#

So, if people withdraw from EA, then our pool is unaffected. We don't get any benefit from this delay

alpine sun
#

thats a bit more

#

than 50%

#

also highly doubt ED2 is 25%

#

thats insane if true

frigid galleon
#

bro mafumafu has such a cute voice

teal mauve
#

top for the channel

Screenshot_2022-12-14_at_8.25.42_PM.png
frigid galleon
onyx sedge
#

Is that a flex?

#

I'm not sure

frigid galleon
#

yes

#

demonstrated interest

versed salmon
#

🗿

radiant hawk
#

im winning demonstrated interest fr

frigid galleon
#

bork

#

sorry misinput

radiant hawk
#

bonk

frigid galleon
#

don't bonk me

radiant hawk
#

bonk

frigid galleon
#

wtf

radiant hawk
#

!uchicago

#

!chicago

onyx sedge
# alpine sun chicago accepts 80% from EA/ED

"If UChicago accepts 80% of its class from EDs"

The 80% figure was posed as a hypothetical, not as a definite. It was never actually disclosed, merely speculated. I am taking the word of the Admissions office over reddit.

onyx sedge
frigid galleon
#

bark

#

one sec gonna do an analysis

alpine sun
#

where was the site

radiant hawk
#

bonk

alpine sun
#

that had the ed/ea acceptance

#

etc

#

that should confirm

onyx sedge
alpine sun
#

another article

#

i saw a bit ago

#

that had data on this

onyx sedge
#

Ok

radiant hawk
#

7 days left

#

using my sorcery to manifest acceptance

onyx sedge
#

Thank you Bao for manifesting with your wizardry

#

I shall hope and pray

warped river
onyx sedge
#

Maybe do a few blood sacrifices

broken mason
#

Ive heard speculation was that it was around 60-80%

onyx sedge
broken mason
#

i was gonnna say 🤣

onyx sedge
#

What?

broken mason
#

it being 80% benefits you

onyx sedge
#

Agreed

broken mason
#

nah idk uchicago cares a lot about yield so it makes sense theyd admit mostly thru ED

onyx sedge
#

But they said very clearly "all rounds get allocated a fourth of our admitted class

broken mason
radiant hawk
#

so if i don’t get in, guess i wont be with dirty muggles

broken mason
#

we could honestly probably find out with a mass scale survey

onyx sedge
#

Maybe they were lying though b/c they said right after that "All application rounds have an equal chance for admission"

broken mason
#

we just survey the entirety of one class

onyx sedge
broken mason
#

that one guy capping out of his ass to get you to apply

onyx sedge
#

Well, it was in response to "which round should we apply to for best chance at acceptance"

onyx sedge
broken mason
#

unpreadatory loan shark

broken mason
onyx sedge
#

Probably tbh

onyx sedge
ocean mortar
#

i kind of believe the 25/25/25/25 split

broken mason
#

I don't for a second

radiant hawk
#

i don’t believe it

broken mason
#

for one, I feel like that would make ED2/EA the most accepted

ocean mortar
#

it's just that a large amount apply EA and RD so those acceptance rates are far lower

broken mason
#

because the least amount of people ED2/EA

#

Oh

#

I didn't know that about EA

ocean mortar
#

it's not as large as RD

onyx sedge
ocean mortar
#

but it's definitely bigger than ED

ocean mortar
#

and it's people they think will actually attend

onyx sedge
#

Yea, but it accounts for 1/4 of their yield rate, so how can their yield rate still be 83% (the nations 2nd highest) if they are taking 1/4 from RD (when uChicago is considered sub-ivy by many)

#

It just doesn't make sense from that POV

alpine sun
#

also ed2 being the same as ed is insane

broken mason
#

i dont think it makes sense because im almost positive ED2 is like

#

nobody applies

#

which wuld make ED2 insane acceptance rate

onyx sedge
radiant hawk
#

assuming 99% of ed and ed2 attend

alpine sun
radiant hawk
#

that would be 50% yield rate base on your prediction

ocean mortar
#

the 2025 freshman class had 2,053 students... 1/4 of that is not a large amount

radiant hawk
#

and a 60% yield for ea and rd

ocean mortar
#

those RD acceptances are probably legacies let's be real

radiant hawk
#

to get 80% overall yield

alpine sun
ocean mortar
#

ah

alpine sun
#

most schools incentivise legacy ed

onyx sedge
#

Some schools don't consider legacy if you RD

#

They want you to prove that you want it

ocean mortar
#

i wanna give my kid a sweet ass legacy deal cause tulane sure as hell didnt give me that lol

#

my mom went

#

they dont really care about legacy afaik

broken mason
#

I'm defintiely not buying equal for all rounds

onyx sedge
#

Legacy is a stupid ass system that should be abolished so good on Tulane

broken mason
#

because a shit ton of people apply ED

#

yet its usually rumored that ED has an insanely high acceptance rate(still mid 10's)

ocean mortar
#

literally systemic inequality in action

#

but still....... me needing money a lot right now

onyx sedge
broken mason
ocean mortar
#

fr

#

i want to get ahead so i can actually make a difference in the fight

onyx sedge
#

Let's abolish legacy

gentle maple
onyx sedge
#

Yes

gentle maple
#

are you sureee

onyx sedge
#

I think Harvard doesn't

ocean mortar
#

i dont want to squander my opportunities to go rot on wall street lmao

onyx sedge
gentle maple
#

frommmm

onyx sedge
#

SupertutorTV

gentle maple
#

what.....

onyx sedge
#

Admissions counseling YouTube channel

#

They've got good stuff

gentle maple
#

oh

#

as if the legacy students need admissions help

onyx sedge
#

They don't

#

It came up by happenstance

#

She only makes videos for those of us that are struggling alone in this process

vocal eagle
#

if anyone here gets deferred ED are you gonna move to ED2 you think?

gentle maple
#

prob not

onyx sedge
frigid galleon
vocal eagle
#

is there a chance u can get deferred twice from ed2 to rd lmfao

onyx sedge
#

Maybe

#

If I get deferred I'm ED2ing to HMC

vocal eagle
#

unfortunately the list of schools that allow ed2 none of them really appeal to me 😭

#

so id probably end up moving to ed2

onyx sedge
#

Fair

vocal eagle
#

for uchicago

onyx sedge
#

They some backwater ass school?

vocal eagle
#

lmfaooo

onyx sedge
#

Never heard of em

vocal eagle
#

you sound like my parents

onyx sedge
#

Lmao

vocal eagle
#

or my boyfriends friends

#

they had no clue it was a prestigious schol

#

school*

onyx sedge
#

The amount of people that don't know about uChicago despite it being #6 nationally and #10 globally is absurd to me

vocal eagle
#

yeah i agree it's really strange

onyx sedge
#

The amount of typos I make genuinely concerns me for my chances at uChicago

vocal eagle
#

it's late it's ok

#

i believe in u

onyx sedge
#

Ugh

#

My anxiety has never been greater

#

I have to wait for both CWRU and uChicago and they're both my dream schools

#

If I don't get into either I'm so screwed

vocal eagle
#

when does cwru come out

onyx sedge
#

Idk

#

They are like uChicago

#

Quirky with the release dates

vocal eagle
#

did they also say mid december?

mild rose
#

😭

onyx sedge
#

"wasted" 💀

mild rose
#

i mean yeah if i knew this was the case i might have just rea-d there instead

onyx sedge
#

Fair

dusk holly
onyx sedge
#

Mods needed some help

alpine sun
dusk holly
#

what perms do u have

onyx sedge
#

So yea, they didn't before

#

But they are now 😄

onyx sedge
#

Dw about that

#

I actually don't know what we have, but I do know that I can pin messages

warped river
onyx sedge
#

"more prestigious than half the ivies" -oop

warped river
#

literally 🤭🤭🤭

radiant hawk
vocal eagle
radiant hawk
#

im loyal til the end

broken mason
#

My nose just turned into a waterfall for no reason

#

How did all of this snot even fit in my nose in the first place