UChicago (2022-2023)

[radiant hawk]

1.25 everyday hurts my soul

[frigid galleon]

bruh i pay $96/mo

[radiant hawk]

month passes here is like 28

[frigid galleon]

yea dallas public transport is lowkey ass

[radiant hawk]

Portland >>>

[frigid galleon]

it's op if you don't care though

[radiant hawk]

what do you know about bus station crushes

[frigid galleon]

this you

[radiant hawk]

sí

soy pan

[frigid galleon]

i have so much art of my sona #win

[frigid galleon]

knew it

it's raining v lightly

i want a grilled cheese rn

didn't eat lunch

gonna have a dinner lunch

dunch for short

[radiant hawk]

eating lunch is for nerds

i simply skip lunch

[frigid galleon]

i want a grilled cheese and a coffee

[radiant hawk]

cant wait to go to uchicago for their 500 cafes

[frigid galleon]

what's.the best item.at starbucks

[radiant hawk]

caramel frapuccino

[frigid galleon]

eh frappes too sweet imo

might go for a flat white

[radiant hawk]

bad opinion

coffee is too bitter

[frigid galleon]

with some pumps.of syrup ofc

[vocal eagle]

strawberry refresher with apple juice

or iced matcha with oat milk and brown sugar syrup

[radiant hawk]

i also like hot chocolate

[ocean mortar]

rn i like the almondmilk sugar cookie but that may be too sweet for you

i like the sweet ones

if you want seasonal there's always the peppermint mocha but may also be "sweet"

[radiant hawk]

i should go to starbucks and get a cookie

[ocean mortar]

crumbl has the amazing sea salt chocolate chip cookie this week

takes my entire soul to not eat the whole thing

[radiant hawk]

bro crumbl

that has to be some evil business from tv shows

it literally appeared out of nowhere

[ocean mortar]

lol

true

i think it's made by mormons in utah or something

[radiant hawk]

mormon mind control cookies

[lilac bridge]

java chip frappucino

my go to drink i love it

[radiant hawk]

I LOVE THAT TOO

i havent been to starbucks in like 3 months tho

gonna go when i go to airport on 16th

[lilac bridge]

i have starbucks whenever i have a speech tournament cus usually i get up at 5:30am 😭

[teal mauve]

where fun goes to cry

[radiant hawk]

carly

what do you think about the dutch bros zombies

[frigid galleon]

any news on decisions

[radiant hawk]

yeah everyone got rejected

[frigid galleon]

oh

[daring steeple]

oatmilk latte is decent too

[frigid galleon]

haiiii gues :3

[daring steeple]

heyoo

no date yet??

[frigid galleon]

how are you

[frigid galleon]

no we're still bitchless

and decisionless

[daring steeple]

boutta take my micro final

😐

[frigid galleon]

oh yikes

gl ik you'll ace it

[radiant hawk]

ap micro?

[frigid galleon]

you'll make it

[radiant hawk]

just remember MR DARP

[lilac bridge]

yoo gues

[daring steeple]

yeah

[daring steeple]

i cant anymore

[frigid galleon]

gues you'll be fine

[lilac bridge]

3 days we can do this

[frigid galleon]

what's your current average and final weighting

[daring steeple]

i have a 97

final is worth 30%

[lilac bridge]

not mr darp

[daring steeple]

😐

[lilac bridge]

thats insane

[frigid galleon]

you're fine

[daring steeple]

yeah all my finals are worth at least 25% 💀

[radiant hawk]

based

i loved ap micro

[lilac bridge]

you're literally going to be fine

[radiant hawk]

bros ready for college

[daring steeple]

if i get into columbia then who cares if i get a b+ or a- smh

[lilac bridge]

i think mine are anywhere from 10 to 20 this sem

[daring steeple]

[lilac bridge]

FRRRR

[frigid galleon]

wait gues are you uc hicago ea

[daring steeple]

no 😭

maybe rd

idk my rd list it depends on columbia rn

[lilac bridge]

man just wants to hang out w us

[daring steeple]

defer-> shotgun
reject->

[radiant hawk]

he loves the quirky uchicago kids

[lilac bridge]

same

[frigid galleon]

im so quirky fr

[lilac bridge]

also same

[radiant hawk]

no ur just batshit insane 💀

[frigid galleon]

proof?

[radiant hawk]

tail debater

[daring steeple]

arent we all

[lilac bridge]

i started writing RD essays today and

[radiant hawk]

no

im just quirky

[daring steeple]

i looked at yale yday and then closed the doc

LMAO

[frigid galleon]

that's not insane

i'll ask gues. watch

[lilac bridge]

LMAO are those the 35 word ones

[daring steeple]

125 word why us

kms

[frigid galleon]

@daring steeple if you had a tail how often would you wag it

[radiant hawk]

better than umass amherst 100 word

[frigid galleon]

this is for bao

[lilac bridge]

dartmouth is a 100 word why us

[daring steeple]

hmm depends on where i am tbh

see it depends on who im seeing

[frigid galleon]

elaborate

[daring steeple]

no i need to hear your answer first

[daring steeple]

@lilac bridge

answer

[lilac bridge]

uhhh

[exotic yarrow]

Sorry if this has already been answered but do we know when chiacgo decisions come out?

[frigid galleon]

very often

[lilac bridge]

depends on what i am

[frigid galleon]

esp if i'm happy or just getting snuggled by a guy

[daring steeple]

see i think i would too esp if im with friends

[daring steeple]

man you guys are amazing uchicago applicants

no cap ong if they reject u they are no longer quirky

[frigid galleon]

fr

keep uchicago quirky

[radiant hawk]

queer and quirky

[frigid galleon]

god i need.me.a guy in.college

[exotic yarrow]

Bro all uchicago applicants must be queer

It’s a law

[frigid galleon]

gonna need cuddles to cope 💀

hi carly

[teal mauve]

ive had dutch bros a couple times theyre alright. i feel like id have them more if there were a more convenient location in my area

and rewards program

[radiant hawk]

i heard portlanders need a dose of it to survive everyday

[teal mauve]

starbucks has a better one

[teal mauve]

really?

[frigid galleon]

anyway @daring steeple honestly i would just sit there playing with it

[daring steeple]

valid

[radiant hawk]

everyone simps it so much idek

[frigid galleon]

lying on the couch in my school clothes now ama

[teal mauve]

ik starbucks is "basic" but they have such a good rewards program

[radiant hawk]

making bank off investing gift card money

[radiant hawk]

you have uniforms?

[frigid galleon]

no

but at home i wear a diff fit

also i still have my lanyard on

has my old sona on it

[radiant hawk]

new word

[frigid galleon]

sweatpants and tshirt at home, sometimes a femboy fit at night

at school it's a polo, lanyard, and jeans

oh also i still have my socks on

[radiant hawk]

good thing my school doesnt have lanyard

sounds annoying

[teal mauve]

have yall been doing the starbucks for life game

[radiant hawk]

whats that

[frigid galleon]

nah

[teal mauve]

i havent rly been winning jack but ive gotten a few stars

[teal mauve]

you just get a few turns each day where you can possibly win stuff

[frigid galleon]

i'm annoying w mine, commissioned one with a custom design

[radiant hawk]

ooo

[frigid galleon]

can send a pic if you guys want

[radiant hawk]

sure

[frigid galleon]

one sec let me.get off my couch in that case

[radiant hawk]

its just annoying to wear accessories for me

[frigid galleon]

my night fit varies

[daring steeple]

imagine having night fits

[frigid galleon]

i took a good pic but the image yeeted itself one sec

[radiant hawk]

the furry pics

💀

[frigid galleon]

do you guys like my image framing

bonus points if you guess which colleges are in this pic

repost bc i self doxxed oops

[radiant hawk]

washu

UMN

UTD

[frigid galleon]

nope

[radiant hawk]

UTN

[frigid galleon]

three more colleges left

washu and utd are right

[radiant hawk]

dunno the rest

[frigid galleon]

austin college, tulsa university, vanderbilt

[radiant hawk]

oh vandy

[frigid galleon]

and yes i have a college mail pile

[radiant hawk]

i just throw them away

[daring steeple]

i ahve a huge pile too

uchicago has sent me

6 postcards, 3 magazines, and a hard cover thingy

[frigid galleon]

i have another pic on my college mail pile (bell collar)

[frigid galleon]

ZAMN

uc hicago marketing is crazy

[radiant hawk]

bell collar?

[frigid galleon]

when i said i had a femboy fit i wasn't lying

[radiant hawk]

i saved the hard cover thingy

[radiant hawk]

💀

isnt that a catboy fit

[frigid galleon]

shoutout to all the colleges that send me mail

[frigid galleon]

oh true

but i have the rest of the femboy.fit as well

[frigid galleon]

uchicago's in this pic! see if you can spot it

[radiant hawk]

right corner

mid bottom right

[frigid galleon]

yep

spot on

gj

[amber vault]

So did anyone find out the date

[radiant hawk]

yeah

its mid december

[safe wagon]

Are EA and ED decisions released at the same time ?

[amber vault]

[frigid galleon]

i am incredibly down bad for headpats

[frigid galleon]

yes

[frigid galleon]

easily mid december imo

[radiant hawk]

quirky

[safe wagon]

ea gang 😋

[radiant hawk]

ed gang

[frigid galleon]

ed gang

[steady flame]

ea gang

[safe wagon]

🤍 for ea and ❤️ for ed

[gusty wind]

Hiiii

[safe wagon]

ooo I didn’t know that

[warped river]

this is making me cackle

uchicago sent me this today when they know decisions come out like in a week max lol

[radiant hawk]

have fun with your applications

try licking your elbow

[warped river]

lmfao

[safe wagon]

I wrote my supps for Chicago the day of so

I’m truly not expecting anything

[warped river]

a slight nudge for me to get ready and write more sups for other schools lol

[safe wagon]

and I don’t really want to because I wanna get into penn ED 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[warped river]

omg i was going to do penn ed but then i didn’t 😭

good luck!!

[safe wagon]

thank u sm

[radiant hawk]

upon licking my elbow i have reached a zenith in abilities of thought

[warped river]

instead of them sending postage, they should just click a button and post our decisions!!

[wise dawn]

True

[cerulean forge]

hi, what do y'all think is the admission rate for ED? Since Uchicago does not release that data

[wise dawn]

10-15%

[odd heath]

For a lot of universities, their ED acceptance rate is about twice the acceptance rate of RD, so it's probably similar for UChicago.

[buoyant nova]

What about ea?

[warped river]

like 1%

💀

nah i think it’s probably like RD ngl

[buoyant nova]

Dorime

[safe wagon]

their EA prob has rly high deferral

[onyx sedge]

I would assume that is because they have come up with decisions for 99% of the students thus far, and are just working through the remaining, hard to decide people

[vocal eagle]

i got sooo little mail from uchicago

idk why

[safe wagon]

i got one about scholarships and fin aid

but that’s kinda it

and it was like congrats on all you’ve accomplished

[vocal eagle]

i wish they wouldve updated the blog today </3

[onyx sedge]

Wat kind of climax we talking about? 🤨

[onyx sedge]

Me too

[vocal eagle]

yuck LOL

[onyx sedge]

When you're a little too excited to hear back from uChicago

[gentle maple]

Im mega jealous of my legacy friend

[warped river]

fr

[onyx sedge]

I have an aunt that went to uChicago, is that legacy?

[gentle maple]

Technically yes

But doesn’t count for admissions

[onyx sedge]

That's what I thought

[gentle maple]

He fucking sent me this shit lmao

And he got two of them because both his parents went 😭

[onyx sedge]

That's for his parents, I'm pretty sure

It doesn't say Admissions, it says "Alumni"

Yea, those are to try and get his parents to donate. They asked for a donation at the bottom of the paragraph

[gentle maple]

Yeah yeah I know it says alumni

[onyx sedge]

That's them trying to squeeze money out of their alums

[radiant hawk]

god damn

[onyx sedge]

Yea, it doesn't mean anything. They aren't for him, so no need to fret if it means anything

[warped river]

any bets on when a) they’ll post the decision date or b) when they’ll post the decisions?

[vocal eagle]

i bet the decision date will be posted tomorrow and decisions on friday

last year they posted the decision date on the 15th

and the decision on the 21st

[radiant hawk]

🙏

lord nondorf

high stellarch

[safe wagon]

That’s so late

That’s not even mid December bruh

Chicago needs to get their shit together fr

[radiant hawk]

its technically mid december

[gentle maple]

what no

decisions were 17th last year

[radiant hawk]

&

21st was 2020 decisions iirc

probably coz covid

[vocal eagle]

https://collegeadmissions.uchicago.edu/uncommon-blog/message-our-applicants-ea-and-edi

scroll to the bottom

says december 15

oh wait

sorry

thats 2020

[radiant hawk]

told u

[vocal eagle]

gimme a break bao

[radiant hawk]

ur already taking a gap year

[vocal eagle]

gap year is goated

[radiant hawk]

we're the saddest mfs on this server

cornell already got one

havahd got one

[teal mauve]

dartmouth tho

[radiant hawk]

dart mouth can suffer

they arent as quirky

[warped river]

fr

[gentle maple]

fking tree college

[vocal eagle]

what do people mean when they say portal astrology

[warped river]

literally i’ve been so confused

[vocal eagle]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=portal astrology

apparently this is it

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

[daring steeple]

i was expecting to be slammed by a decision date for uchicago right after MIT revealed

wrong

[onyx sedge]

I wish we knew

[vocal eagle]

i s2g if i knew what day it would be out i wouldnt be so obsessed </3

[onyx sedge]

Yall are worrying more about this than your classes

[daring steeple]

correct 💀

[warped river]

lmao i’m on break so this and college essays is all what’s on my mind

[vocal eagle]

if i get in maybe ill go vegetarian for a month

or something similar

maybe ill work out for a month

every day *

[warped river]

i’m going to wake up at 5 am every day if i get in

and workout

[vocal eagle]

im going through the old megathread for ed/ea and most people's withdraw buttons disappeared

wack

[ocean mortar]

it's bc they're the rejecteds

we're all accepted congrats guys

[vocal eagle]

yayyyy

[warped river]

LMAO

wait show me how your guys’s look

[vocal eagle]

idk how to send it without showing my name LOL hold on

[onyx sedge]

Make sure you ss. Don't send a PDF again lmfao

Y'ALL

We lost 3rd place to Penn ED

[onyx sedge]

This is unacceptable

[vocal eagle]

is my info on here

someone look and tell me

ok i think i managed to not doxx myself this time

[onyx sedge]

You didn't doxx yourself

Good job biscuit

[vocal eagle]

second times a charm

[onyx sedge]

Is "dox/doxx" one x or two x's

[vocal eagle]

i think doxx looks cooler

[onyx sedge]

Fair

Dox is easier to type though

[warped river]

OOO I HAVE THAT TOO

wait i thought all of us have that

[onyx sedge]

It's literally just the account portal

We all have it

...

I think?

[vocal eagle]

we all do yeah

[warped river]

no but the withdrawal button thing

that we were talking ab

[onyx sedge]

oh yea

I can check my portal

But, I think we all have it

Also

We are about to overtake Dartmouth for # of messages sent

[vocal eagle]

i think everyone has their withdraw button this year but last year people were losing their button

all of ED lost their button and like half of EA lost it

[onyx sedge]

Funky fresh

[vocal eagle]

yup

[onyx sedge]

Cornell is on 8000 messages wtf

They are in a different league

[vocal eagle]

https://m.box.com/shared_item/https%3A%2F%2Fuchicago.app.box.com%2Fs%2Ftrkqpw1ztu0lc4niahgz0y7g6eyqt6z6%3FsortColumn%3Dname%26sortDirection%3DDESC?page=5

uchicago census report for majors each term

this is nuts

goes back to the 1800s

they posted the autumn 2022 census report yesterday

[onyx sedge]

That's so interesting

Molecular Engineering with a minor in Polymers and Soft Materials Engineering has a grand total of....

Drum roll please

...

1 student

And that's what I'm going to uChicago for hahahaha

[vocal eagle]

about to be student #2

[onyx sedge]

Don't jinx it

I'm so scared

[frigid galleon]

just woke up from a long nap

any date

[warped river]

nope

[frigid galleon]

going back to bed

[warped river]

LOL

have a good sleep

[frigid galleon]

i'm kiddinng

or maaybe not

idk how long i'll be up

[onyx sedge]

Get your rest

You deserve it

[frigid galleon]

i do have finals tmrw

[ocean mortar]

my teachers r allergic to finals so i only have 2 at the end of the week (ap lit and gov)

i had projects or tests for the others

[frigid galleon]

yeah my school mandates them

the only class ik the final will be easy in is community service

and that isn't even for credit anymore because my school's attendance office decided to fuck me over

[onyx sedge]

Y'all have finals still? My teachers don't do them anymore. I had one final and one unique test (of seven classes) last trimester

[frigid galleon]

i think i slept for like 3 hours

holy shit

[onyx sedge]

BROOO

Get some rest my g

[warped river]

lucky 😭

i had a 3 hr multi variable calc exam last week and that was hell

[onyx sedge]

Holy shit

That sounds like a nightmare

[warped river]

literally it was just a bunch of college kids sighing the entire time lmfao

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

Now that sounds kinda funny and sad

[onyx sedge]

Did you take AP Calc BC in years prior?

[warped river]

nah my school doesn’t offer it

i took dual enrollment calc 1 and 2 last year

and pre calc at my school the year before

the way my school just stops offering math classes after pre calc is so sad

[onyx sedge]

That is

My schools offers up to calc 4

Calc BC has to be one of the most boring classes to date.

It moves at a snail's pace

[gentle maple]

LOL

“Didn’t manage to dox myself this time”

[onyx sedge]

Biscuit and I happen to be really good at doxxing ourselves

:)

[warped river]

lmfao fr

[dusk holly]

how

calc 4 doesnt exist

unless u mean diffeq

or pde

idk

[onyx sedge]

I believe that is just what they call differential equations

[dusk holly]

do u go to a well off school

[onyx sedge]

Not sure though, haven't taken it (it rotates every other year)

We're like medium

Not poor, not super rich

[dusk holly]

then how does ur school offer diffeq

[onyx sedge]

Our math department is just lit, not sure why

[warped river]

bro i’m jealous

that’s crazy cool

[onyx sedge]

You should transfer, we can have a uChicago anxiety party

[gentle maple]

AHAHAHA

[warped river]

omg yes we should

the ED and EA applicants and the different results we get 😭

uchicago has literally been the only thing on my mind ever since my semester ended

[onyx sedge]

Same here

I've been anxiously texting people on Discord to distract me

AGH

[warped river]

literally

i feel like it's the same experience rn as if you take off a bandaid slowly. like it's just such unnecessary anxiety. i wish we could just know our decisions

like if im rejected thats cool, but i rather not have to spend so long guessing and wondering yk

[onyx sedge]

Yea

We just have to accept that the AOs aren't done deciding et

I wish we could know sooner rather than later though..

[warped river]

yeah

or at least know the date

so i can enjoy life fully until then

[onyx sedge]

Hahaha

yea

[gentle maple]

JUST

TELL US WHEN

PLEASE

UCHICAGO

[onyx sedge]

We're dying out here

[warped river]

fr

theres a reason this thread is like top 5 in activity LMAO

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

Nah, we are just anxious wrecks

[vocal eagle]

All I want to know is when even if that when is like

In a month LMAO

[radiant hawk]

uchicago

please end the pain

just tell me if i got accepted or rejected

[stone cosmos]

any update

on date

[warped river]

nope

[gentle maple]

Nada

We’re probably gonna get decisions Monday it looks like

[warped river]

crying

another weekend wasted

[gentle maple]

Very sad

Tufts didn’t say when till last Friday

Which is 4 days from Tuesday

I really expected chicago to say something today

[warped river]

i hope they give decisions on friday

im begging

just let me know before saturday pls

[gentle maple]

Aftuallly

[stone cosmos]

how r ur guys RD supplementals going💀

[mild rose]

):

theres still hope

but also i feel like monday is slightly better because more EDs come out and potentially EA accepted applicants withdraw and other people get in

[warped river]

wait thats true

lol

[warped river]

not good lmao 😭 i have 22 done but theyre all shit bc i cant write at all anymore

[frigid galleon]

https://twitter.com/kelle1624/status/1602461525846872064?s=20&t=TNLq5FunoZgROQtRmuCVeA

kelle (@kelle1624)

@ViewChicago When are you plan to release your EA &ED decisions??

Twitter · Dec 13, 2022, 12:32 AM

kelle asking the real questions here

[radiant hawk]

I already saw this

[frigid galleon]

i haven't done anything i'm just waiting for uc hicago

[radiant hawk]

🤓

[radiant hawk]

fr

[frigid galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1037520104033878036/1042245119199424522/watermark.gif

[radiant hawk]

they better release before the 20th so I can get my duke in

[radiant hawk]

no

[frigid galleon]

HONESTLY MAN i just want my decision so i can move on with my life 😭

[radiant hawk]

[warped river]

no bc my entire youtube is filled with uchicago vlogs now 😭

[frigid galleon]

uchicago trying to figure out when mid-december is

[warped river]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qzp3y4HZn4
what we could be if uchicago accepts us

[onyx sedge]

Not doing RD, gonna wait until I get denied from uChicago 😁

[radiant hawk]

if i get accepted into uchicago

im gathering an a2c reunion

[warped river]

omg lol

[buoyant nova]

Same😻

[radiant hawk]

we are meeting in the center of the quadrangle first day

[onyx sedge]

I'll fly out

[frigid galleon]

SAME

[onyx sedge]

Oh

[frigid galleon]

am i invited

[onyx sedge]

Can we just all fry to meet each other?

[warped river]

if i get into uchicago im going to confess my truths ab all my irls to their faces

[radiant hawk]

yes

[warped river]

soooo

[onyx sedge]

If I get into uChicago, I'll ask out my long-time crush

[frigid galleon]

if i get into uchicago i'm gonna get my life together

[onyx sedge]

Oop

[warped river]

now i want to get in (as if i didnt before LOL)

[radiant hawk]

fr

[warped river]

LOL SAME

[onyx sedge]

No, but actually

[radiant hawk]

we are going to occupy the quadrangle

plant an a2c flag

[onyx sedge]

The quad is honestly the best part of campus

I love it so much

[radiant hawk]

fr

[onyx sedge]

It's like an oasis in the city

[frigid galleon]

if i get into uchicago i'm gonna buy y'all a coffee

all of us are going on a group date

[warped river]

we can do it together if we both get in and update each other LOL

[onyx sedge]

I will let you know how it goes

Maybe I'll get rejected twice in one day!!!

[warped river]

LMAOO

but hey if u get rejected you dont have to do the other one

[frigid galleon]

if i get rejected from uchicago i'm just gonna be staring at the accept button for my safety for like an hour 💀

[warped river]

same

[onyx sedge]

I just submitted the best physics lab report of my life

[onyx sedge]

I'll probably do it anyways, I need an excuse to ask her out

[warped river]

i think itll be funny if my safety/target comes out the same day as uchicago

imagine if i get rejected from both

[frigid galleon]

just apply to utd

ez

[onyx sedge]

Me too 😭

[safe wagon]

They’re not going

[onyx sedge]

CWRU better not screw me

[frigid galleon]

when do you think they're gonna announce decisions

[safe wagon]

I’m too delusional waiting for my penn decision to write anything

[warped river]

never atp

[onyx sedge]

The 25th

[teal mauve]

Why y’all asking a2c for dating advice

[onyx sedge]

Christmas day present

[warped river]

the 25?? 😭

[frigid galleon]

we aren't?

[safe wagon]

LMAO

[warped river]

thats like end of december

[teal mauve]

I just hear dating stuff

[warped river]

mid december who???

[onyx sedge]

We aren't. We're talking about what we're gonna do if we get in. Dares

[buoyant nova]

You won't be rejected 😿
Yesterday I got my safety
I got in
It gives confidence for Uchicago

[safe wagon]

That’s literally Christmas too

[frigid galleon]

i would rather ask bao out than take dating advice from a2c

[warped river]

frfr

[frigid galleon]

no offense bao

[safe wagon]

Imagine Chicago releasing their decisions on Christmas Day that’s criminal

[onyx sedge]

Ayyy! Congratulations. That's awesome for you

[warped river]

yay good for you!!!

[onyx sedge]

It would be hilarious ngl

[buoyant nova]

Thanks😻

[warped river]

it would be so quirky of them tho

so uchicago

[safe wagon]

True

[frigid galleon]

imo uchicago's just gonna release their decision at 3 am on a sunday to be extra unhinged

[radiant hawk]

getting into umn gave me too much confidence

[warped river]

lmao

me but with university of oregon

[safe wagon]

Which prompt did y’all choose for that weird stupid supplement

[warped river]

as if the acceptance rate isnt 90%

[onyx sedge]

ME TOO

[safe wagon]

I did what advice would a wisdom tooth give

[onyx sedge]

Oh, what advice does the wisdom tooth have?

[warped river]

the most basic one of the dead person and invention

[safe wagon]

A lot

[safe wagon]

Ooo I had that on my list of possible ones to pick

A lot of them were weird asf

[onyx sedge]

I made my own, because I am ✨quirky✨ like that

[frigid galleon]

i subverted a past prompt in the stupidest way possible (not giving specifics until after decisions)

[warped river]

yeah i was going to do another one with the palindrome one but then i got lazy

probably should have done RD now that i think of it

[frigid galleon]

it was like 500 words about uno verging on rant but somehow staying hinged

[safe wagon]

Did u do ED

[warped river]

no 😭 which makes this worse

[safe wagon]

Omg I did EA too

[warped river]

omg yay

[safe wagon]

I just did EA to all the schools that offered it

[warped river]

same LOL

[teal mauve]

Good bc this is what happened last time someone turned to a2c discord for dating advice

[onyx sedge]

I tried to

[frigid galleon]

ED gang

[safe wagon]

Which, in fact, were two on my list

My state school and uchicago

And then I have my ED school

[frigid galleon]

oh my god

😃😃

[warped river]

i think i did ea to like 6 schools

[teal mauve]

There is more to the story after this lol

[frigid galleon]

i asked my first bf out at like 2 or 3 am

[teal mauve]

That’s just the most fun part

[safe wagon]

yeah I did ED penn then ea Chicago and UMD

[onyx sedge]

THAT IS SO BAD. OMG. Carly, how does someone mess up the advice that bad?

[warped river]

yeah nvm i was thinking of REA

[radiant hawk]

are you in oregon

[warped river]

nope!

just applied for fun

[radiant hawk]

are you rich

💀

[warped river]

nope!

[safe wagon]

me with upitt

i applied to Pitt to feel something

(It didn’t work)

[warped river]

but got a scholarship that covers like 50+% of the tuition

[radiant hawk]

i applied to u of o since im in state but i regret it

[safe wagon]

oooo congrats

[radiant hawk]

since osu is better for me anyways

[warped river]

ohh

i applied to way too many safeties ngl

[teal mauve]

But wait there’s more

[warped river]

LMAO NOO

WHAT IS THAT

a2c x Wattpad era

[onyx sedge]

OMG

That's so bad

So basically, never ask a bunch of try-hard, bookworm, ultra competitive, mentally damaged teenagers for dating advice

[warped river]

fr

[radiant hawk]

you should ask speemch

[warped river]

esp considering most of them are touch deprived

[radiant hawk]

😂

[warped river]

chatgpt could give better advice ngl

[radiant hawk]

i tried asking out chatgpt

didnt go well

[frigid galleon]

I should

@snow minnow 🥺

[teal mauve]

But somehow it ends as such

[frigid galleon]

bro fumbled

holy shit

[snow minnow]

resident rizzler

[warped river]

not the "hey can you give me a proper answer" LMAOO

[frigid galleon]

speemch...

[onyx sedge]

Did they end up dating? That is the real answer

[frigid galleon]

can you help me with my yale interview..

please....

[teal mauve]

Unsure

[frigid galleon]

i need practice.........

[onyx sedge]

They're so forward wth

[snow minnow]

pfp looks like someone off of https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

[teal mauve]

There were so many memes that day

[radiant hawk]

this is a huge W

[onyx sedge]

Carly, give me some advice on asking my crush out

lmfao

[frigid galleon]

speemch if i don't get practice for my yale interview i'm gonna get rejected RD 😭😭

[radiant hawk]

no but the bay area kids all somehow bag the best spouse

[onyx sedge]

Yea, it's unreal

[onyx sedge]

Lowkey jealous

[radiant hawk]

fr

[frigid galleon]

guys i just got aired by speemch

[frigid galleon]

hey i'm not competitive

or tryhard

you can ask me for dating advice :^)

[violet sable]

this thread is so active

[radiant hawk]

you are competitive

try hard

[frigid galleon]

yeah bc uchicago is the best school

[violet sable]

Hiii everyone

[frigid galleon]

it's #6 on usnwr but it's #1 in my heart ❤️

[radiant hawk]

are you ED

EA

[violet sable]

yess I applied EA

[frigid galleon]

based

[safe wagon]

Yas ea gang

[onyx sedge]

Solid

[radiant hawk]

based but not as based as ED gang

[violet sable]

💪

[onyx sedge]

ED gang is more based ngl

[frigid galleon]

bao can you help me practice for my yale interview 🥺

[onyx sedge]

paracatboy, I can help

[radiant hawk]

no because i want your yale interview to fail

[frigid galleon]

oh bet

[onyx sedge]

I've had a few good ones

[frigid galleon]

denny's 4 am tomorrow?

okay have none of y'all seen the yale interview post

wtf

[onyx sedge]

One second, lemme check flights

[radiant hawk]

no

[frigid galleon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/eqriom/i_tried_to_kiss_my_interviewer_are_my_chances/

[radiant hawk]

i havent been on the reddit today

[violet sable]

expect the most random shit fr

[frigid galleon]

it's one of the top posts of all time on a2c

[onyx sedge]

HAHAHA

You got me

[frigid galleon]

I tried to kiss my interviewer! Are my chances ruined?

I (17 m) had my Yale interview today. The interviewer (25 f) was smoking hot, and we really hit it off. She very clearly liked me and seemed to be giving me “the look” left right and center. I honestly lost count of the amount of times she laughed at things that I said and she seemed to genuinely enjoy talking to me. We ended up chatting for nearly 3 hours, and most of our conversation wasn’t even remotely about Yale—just random things about ourselves. Towards the end of the interview, I had a strange urge to go in for a kiss. It’s as though I completely forgot that this was an interview for college, and my desires got the best of me. I guess I completely misread the situation too, as she immediately shouted “what are you doing?” as I was about to go in for it. I instantly apologized and we kind of ended things awkwardly then and there. I am really stressed out now about the repercussions of this; I put a lot of work into my Yale application and it would really suck if it gets fucked because of this. Am I screwed?

TL;DR: Tried to kiss my Yale interviewer at the end of our conversation. I massively fucked up.

Edit: I just emailed my interviewer and both thanked her for the conversation and apologized again profusely. Not sure if there’s anything else I can do at this point. ☹️

Edit 2: The fact that people think it’s a shitpost is only making me realize more and more just how much I’ve fucked up...

[onyx sedge]

I'm still down @frigid galleon

😉

[frigid galleon]

[radiant hawk]

25f

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

[frigid galleon]

bet hmu

[violet sable]

even the recent yale interview posts were whack

[onyx sedge]

bao, you a little old to be applying as an undergrad

[radiant hawk]

no such thing as too old

😎

just like there is no such thing as too young

[frigid galleon]

anyway any of y'all wanna help me practice for my yale interview

[radiant hawk]

you didnt apply to yale

[onyx sedge]

5 am, perkins

Let the old folks watch

[frigid galleon]

no i'm not applying to yale

[onyx sedge]

They can give advice

[radiant hawk]

yale is for snobby lawyer children

[frigid galleon]

what's a perkins

[onyx sedge]

WHAT

Say that again?

[radiant hawk]

what’s a perkins

[frigid galleon]

i'm in texas okay

[radiant hawk]

im in the west idk what a perkins is

[frigid galleon]

okay okay i'm sorry

yes

perkins 5 am

sounds good

[onyx sedge]

WHAT

https://www.perkinsrestaurants.com/

[frigid galleon]

it's ok trex we can go on a dinner date at perkins

yeah those don't exist in texas

[onyx sedge]

bad picture

[radiant hawk]

are you from Ohio?

[onyx sedge]

No

I'm from the best part of the country

Where Perkins is

[frigid galleon]

georgia?

[radiant hawk]

i think all states are

ngl an L compared to the northwest

[frigid galleon]

did you know headpats have been mentioned 26 times in this server

of the now 27 mentions 14 come from me

[radiant hawk]

i didnt want to know this

[frigid galleon]

femboy has been said 693 times

catboy 1076

[onyx sedge]

wtf

[radiant hawk]

i approve of catboys but not femboys

😦

[frigid galleon]

why not femboys

[onyx sedge]

why so many times

There is so reason it needs to be said 693 times

[radiant hawk]

catboys are simply a superior being to femboys

[frigid galleon]

why not both?

femboy catboys.

a2c

[radiant hawk]

they are mutually exclusive

[frigid galleon]

"gay" has been said 2493 times

[onyx sedge]

I tried to search up so many perkins locations that chrome crashed

[radiant hawk]

only quirky people like uchicagoers would combine them into a chimera

[frigid galleon]

"woof" has been said 117 times

[radiant hawk]

woof

[onyx sedge]

woof

[frigid galleon]

meow 613

[onyx sedge]

woof

woof

woof

woof

woof

[radiant hawk]

meow

[frigid galleon]

bark 239 times

[radiant hawk]

bark

[frigid galleon]

ruff only 58

[radiant hawk]

ruff

rawr

[frigid galleon]

rawr :3

[radiant hawk]

grr

[frigid galleon]

rawr has been said 136 times

OwO has been said 389 times

UwU 5448

bark

[radiant hawk]

time to sweep this place

UChicago is full of normal people

where fun goes to die

thank you and please disregard the above messages

[warped river]

!uchicago

[frigid galleon]

woof

[warped river]

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

[frigid galleon]

misinput

i mean i agree

uchicago is normal and not at all quirky.

[radiant hawk]

!uchicago

[warped river]

!universityofchicago

[radiant hawk]

there’s a distinction between quirky and batshit insane

!mit

[delicate bone]

MIT Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671297420> in your local time
4 days, 10 hours and 45 minutes until the decision date

[warped river]

damn i wish i had school that day

[radiant hawk]

why do they come out at 9:17 am

Why the exact minute

so quirky

[warped river]

theres like a whole friend group who all applied to mit early and that would be so fun to see

mit is like uchicago's older brother and then harvard is their oldest sister

obviously uchicago is the best

[radiant hawk]

UChicago is the spoiled kid

[warped river]

lol fr

[onyx sedge]

Whoever unmuted me: Thank you

[teal mauve]

mf got himself auto timed out for barking

[onyx sedge]

Oh Carly, I appreciate it

I'm sorry. It won't happen again

[radiant hawk]

kekw

furry police

[warped river]

guys 💀

only in the uchicago thread

[radiant hawk]

all this furry stuff is supposed to be in the UT thread

not here

[onyx sedge]

Sorry

I'm in disguise

I've secretly been a UT AO this whole time

[frigid galleon]

bark

[onyx sedge]

True

[onyx sedge]

bark

[frigid galleon]

ut is outwardly furry uchicago is closeted

[onyx sedge]

I'm afraid to type "wo-f" because I don't want to get muted again

[onyx sedge]

Just the place for me

[frigid galleon]

woof

[onyx sedge]

banned

[radiant hawk]

need to get accepted just to go back to Medici on 57th

[onyx sedge]

Let's break the 4k barrier yall

We almost there

AYO 3939

Well, no 3970

wait

3972

[teal mauve]

its 39

[onyx sedge]

Ahhh

oops

[frigid galleon]

[teal mauve]

cornell close to 10k tho

[onyx sedge]

I saw that

It's crazy

[radiant hawk]

Cornell kids are corny

[onyx sedge]

I think it's bedtime y'all

12:37 over here for me

[radiant hawk]

bad time zone

[onyx sedge]

Bro

This is Chicago time

[warped river]

how omg

[radiant hawk]

I do not simp Chicago time

[teal mauve]

bros dont shut up

[warped river]

10:37 here 😎

[radiant hawk]

10:38 here

[onyx sedge]

But it's better?

[radiant hawk]

😎

[warped river]

bao we're such twins

[onyx sedge]

It's the best of both worlds, you get to enjoy communication with both EST and PST people

[radiant hawk]

twinning rn

you can do that in pst but with the luxuries of an actual coast

[onyx sedge]

I get upvotes because I'm correct 😝

[warped river]

taking away my upvote just bc of that

[onyx sedge]

Land of 10,000 lakes

We got a coast

10,000 of them

[radiant hawk]

doesn’t count💀

[onyx sedge]

stfu

[warped river]

quality over quantity <33

[frigid galleon]

bark

misinput

[onyx sedge]

Take a visit up here

Trust me, our coasts are epic

[radiant hawk]

I already visited

[onyx sedge]

The water isn't freezing cold either

Well

It is right now

[radiant hawk]

it was truly living up to the name of rust belt

[onyx sedge]

But not in the summer

[onyx sedge]

When I mow, I get rust particulate stuck to my lawn mower because there is literally rust in the dirt in large enough quantity that it cakes my mower

It's absurd

Anyways, the land of 10,000 is great

[radiant hawk]

you gotta mow your lawn

[onyx sedge]

yea, because it isn't dead grass

[radiant hawk]

if you are poor like me you don’t have to mow

🥸

[onyx sedge]

Here, our plants actually grow

I've made like 15k mowing lawns

If you are poor here, you mow for money

[radiant hawk]

this is the most American thing I’ve heard today

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO TRUE

It's a very midwest thing

Which happens to be the best part of the country

[radiant hawk]

Midwest is literally the stereotype of america

[onyx sedge]

Illinois and Minnesota best states

You're damn right

[radiant hawk]

bro tried sneaking in minnesota

[onyx sedge]

Which is why our coasts are better

Best states therefore means best coasts

Notice how I used a pluural

You only have one

[radiant hawk]

no because west has better culture

[onyx sedge]

We have... 10

000

10,000

Wdym better culture? We are great on culture

We don't spend billions on high speed rail just for it to... not exist?

How about that homelessness problem?

Okay, that's too far

I'm sorry

[radiant hawk]

the only Midwest culture is corn

💀

[onyx sedge]

That's your comeback?

You're not entirely wrong, but like we are very multifaceted creatures

[radiant hawk]

I agree the Midwest also has cows

[onyx sedge]

And... people

Some of those too

Albeit, in smaller quantity

[radiant hawk]

it’s the “mid” west for a reason

[frigid galleon]

haiiii :3

LMFAO

[onyx sedge]

LMFAO

Look at Carly

[frigid galleon]

they're too busy trying to kiss their interviewers

[frigid galleon]

carly is INSTIGATING in here goddamn

@teal mauve do you have any comment

[onyx sedge]

Probably not

[radiant hawk]

do UChicago applicants use bereal

cuz it’s a quirky social media

[onyx sedge]

I have it downloaded, I guess

[frigid galleon]

i don't use any social media except reddit and mastodon

[onyx sedge]

So, sure?

[frigid galleon]

and occasionally twitter for furry art

although i've been using it much less since the musk acquisition

[onyx sedge]

I don't use much social media. Just snapchat and Insta because I have to remain in good standing socially

[radiant hawk]

I feel so quirky using bereal

[onyx sedge]

I happen to be somewhat popular

[frigid galleon]

i literally just watch my friends use tiktok, snapchat, instagram, etc.

because i have no idea how the fuck it works

so it's confusing to me every time i see it

[onyx sedge]

That's really funny

[frigid galleon]

i am a boomer trapped in a 16 year old's body

i wish to be freed from this mortal coil

[onyx sedge]

Me too

I just want to read books and study literature

[radiant hawk]

y’all are no fun

[onyx sedge]

While also studying quantum mechanics and microbiological systems

I am very fun

[teal mauve]

hey u hit 4k today bestie

im proud of u

[onyx sedge]

LETS GO

[radiant hawk]

😤

[onyx sedge]

Thank you Carly

[teal mauve]

cornell's gonna hit 10k in the next 5 mins tho

[onyx sedge]

Shhhhhh

[frigid galleon]

we need to sabotage cornelll

[onyx sedge]

Delete the thread?

[frigid galleon]

i propose paying carly $5 to delete the thread

[onyx sedge]

lol

[teal mauve]

community fund to delete the cornell thread

[radiant hawk]

you sound like the one kid I know

💀

[frigid galleon]

what's your price carly

how much are we gonna have to pay to get cornell wiped off the map

[onyx sedge]

I've got $80 cash

Say it was an accident

[frigid galleon]

i have $200 in my bank account

carly do you have zelle

[radiant hawk]

rich boy

[frigid galleon]

it's my furry art fund okay

[onyx sedge]

Lmfao

[frigid galleon]

full bodies ain't cheap 🙄

[radiant hawk]

did any of you apply to purdue

[onyx sedge]

Y'all trade pokemon cards?

[frigid galleon]

purrdue

[onyx sedge]

@teal mauve I've got a few hundred in pokemon cards, we can arrange a deal

[frigid galleon]

no but i trade CDs

[onyx sedge]

CDs?

I'm good man

[radiant hawk]

[teal mauve]

@frigid galleon "we don't debate with people who have tails"