CORNELL (SUNY ITHACA) ED (2022-2023)

[deep drift]

i like that

[next gulch]

bro how do y'all even think of stuff like this

idk

[vital shore]

right??

[deep drift]

my main supplemental was a big reflection

[next gulch]

dead

[vital shore]

creative writing goes hard

[versed notch]

Giving me ideas for my future essay ty ty

[next gulch]

im gonna go write brave new world fanfiction

[vital shore]

AHAHA

fanfiction writers >>>

[deep drift]

cornell fanfic ayo?

[next gulch]

"guys my house burned down and my beta is in jail so i have to mail her my drafts but here's the next chapter"

[deep drift]

imagine

[vital shore]

RIGHT

THE DEDICATION??

[deep drift]

"why did we just receive 20 academic supplements"

20 chapters duh

[next gulch]

cornell x reader

[vital shore]

cornell x y/n

[next gulch]

y/n w/ the 4.0 UW gpa and 1600 sat and extracurriculars

[deep drift]

lmfaso

"The Admissions Officer was delightfully charming.."

[next gulch]

y/n charms the ao with their charisma and gets in ED

[hollow crypt]

i only hav 4.0 uw and a sad background

[meager basin]

cornellians rizzing up the AO

[vital shore]

oh my god

[next gulch]

(y/n is actually secretly a magic user)

[vital shore]

sometime said "for rea" as in "for real"

but i read it as restricted early action

im

[next gulch]

crying

[vital shore]

i need to get off a2c man

yallll

[next gulch]

oh how the rot consumes

[vital shore]

my brain's been fried

[deep drift]

y/n casts a magic spell on the AO and gets into cornell

on

not and

[next gulch]

only 4.0 uw 💀

"only"

[crude creek]

I wish it were that easy

they would just think im drawing gang signs

[next gulch]

LMAOO

"sir please leave our office"

[nimble thorn]

the more yall mention ao fanfics the more i think about that one reddit post about the yale interview

[next gulch]

NOO

[hollow crypt]

i dont hav anything else, like my ecs r just doing robotics and volunteering for robotics

[next gulch]

what's wrong with yale interviews... why are they always cursed

[nimble thorn]

its yale

[quasi blaze]

the kiss one? or the feet one lmao

[nimble thorn]

what do you expect

[nimble thorn]

THERES A FEET ONE?

[next gulch]

or the naked parties one

[vital shore]

there's multiple? 😃

[next gulch]

like bruh

why are there so many

[vital shore]

should be more tbh

[hollow crypt]

my buddy is saying he feels pretty good about princeton cuz he had the interview

[quasi blaze]

i don't think the feet one is confirmed as yale though

[vital shore]

start writing!

[quasi blaze]

could be tripping

[muted hearth]

this is your reminder to work on rd essays

[next gulch]

yale alumni x y/n imagines! one-shot

[muted hearth]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 299 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 300 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

only one-shot

?

i need the full 250,000 word book

[next gulch]

slow burn friends to enemies to lovers sharing a bed snowed in

💀 💀

[vital shore]

academic rivals >>> enemies to lovers

[next gulch]

real and true

grumpy and sunshine (ao is grumpy)

[muted hearth]

whats with the 2024 i never understood that

it has like 0 relevance this cycle

[next gulch]

yeah idk

[prisma solstice]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 25 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 301 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[prisma solstice]

bruh when the days are gone i just know im gonna have a breakdown

[quasi blaze]

do actual unironic fanfics exist for ivies 💀 because i've read an unironic one for some canadian universities but i've never seen the same thing for us ones

[next gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[next gulch]

there are some us ones

[prisma solstice]

real

[quasi blaze]

damn

[next gulch]

use tag Academia (Anthropomorphic) on ao3

[muted hearth]

that's gotta be a new societal low

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 23 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 302 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[next gulch]

you haven't seen anthro planes

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 22 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 303 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[quasi blaze]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 22 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 304 times.
That's 0.43 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[prisma solstice]

bro i didnt see that it had a link

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 22 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 305 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[prisma solstice]

just got humiliated by a bot

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 22 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 306 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

bouta be humiliated by a school on thursday

:)

[muted hearth]

💀 wtf i take back what i said then

[vital shore]

ahaha

[muted hearth]

lowest of the low

[prisma solstice]

so true

[next gulch]

LMAO

[crude creek]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 19 hours and 7 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 307 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[deep drift]

yes

don’t look up mit x harvard

👍

[minor oyster]

Bro why do u keep bringing up your stats

No offense but above a certain threshold I don’t think they care THAT much

[next gulch]

avg a2cer

[crude creek]

coping mechanism probably since he is anxious

[minor oyster]

If a college genuinely wants you for your essays and ecs a 30 point reduction on your SAT and a .2 drop on ur gpa is not gonna change that

Just stop looking at naviance

You didn’t even make Graduation!

[oak rapids]

Did anyone get an alumni interview?

[crude creek]

im fairly sure coe just doesnt have it. I havent seen anyone get it

idk what you applied to though

[next gulch]

i didn't

[shadow ice]

i got alumni interview for coe :)

[minor oyster]

Is coe cs or A&S cs harder

And what’s the diff

[shadow ice]

but it was a business major @crude creek

[crude creek]

lol

could they even answer your questions?

[oak rapids]

Went for public policy analysis

3/7 kids in my school got a alumni interview

[minor oyster]

My interviewer was a conservative Christian gigachad we just chatted for 1.5 hrs

Duck I love that guy

[oak rapids]

Damnnn

[shadow ice]

NOPE

[oak rapids]

My supplement was so left holy shit

[shadow ice]

he like tried his best tho

:(

[crude creek]

idt anyone at my school got one even though its a feeder

[shadow ice]

he talked about dragon day at cornell

[crude creek]

dragon day lol

whats that

[minor oyster]

My supplement was quite literally just why I want to do chemical research there

[shadow ice]

and i asked him whether or not they allowed actual fire systems

and he was like uhhh idk

[oak rapids]

What counts as feeder? College Prep schools?

[shadow ice]

architecture students make a dragon, engineering students make a pheonix and they fight

[oak rapids]

Damnn

[crude creek]

no if you just have a large amount of people getting accepted and going to the school

[oak rapids]

Oh

[shadow ice]

I WISH Bahhahah

[crude creek]

mine is just a public school

[shadow ice]

my school has so many applications every year

but

like

[next gulch]

omg

[oak rapids]

I guess i go to a feeder then

[shadow ice]

no one gets in

[oak rapids]

I go to a private school

[next gulch]

whackamoley i feel like you might get in 😭 like you seem really cracked

[shadow ice]

ok wait wait wait

[oak rapids]

We have crazy Igor’s

[crude creek]

bruh lol

[oak rapids]

Ivies

We have crazy legacies***

We have a five gen legacy applying this year

[shadow ice]

LMAO yeah my school always has buncha cornell legacies

they the only one sthat get in

[oak rapids]

Damn

[crude creek]

idt we have that much legacy? not sure though

[shadow ice]

in my dreams, in my dreams.

my academics tbh aaren't that cracked

i had a rough start in 9th grade

[next gulch]

sorry i just believe all robotics kids are cracked from experience 😭

[shadow ice]

dw th other cracked robotics kids are the ones applying to cornell and getting in

[next gulch]

💀 💀

[shadow ice]

for context i was taking pre-algebra/algebra 1 in freshman year :P

[crude creek]

robotics combines a lot of different fields

[next gulch]

your mun will pull through dw

[shadow ice]

i wish

[next gulch]

eaglemunc or whatever

[gleaming galleon]

Correct

[next gulch]

what a funny name 😭

[shadow ice]

i somehow bullshitted my way up to bc calc

[next gulch]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 50 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 308 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[shadow ice]

but prealgebra/algebra freshman year was not my funnest moment

that upwards trend though ❤️

meanwhile the AOs realizing that i secretly don't know geometry/algebra 2

[gleaming galleon]

My team placed second to last twice

[shadow ice]

lolol

[crude creek]

I have a bad experience with mun kids. all the mun kids in my school are the biggest back stabbers so I make sure to stay far away from them

[next gulch]

nvm

[shadow ice]

danggg

[crude creek]

they are true politicians ngl

[shadow ice]

at my school the mun kids are like kinda lazy lol

we make it our mission to cause most chaos

[next gulch]

😭 i dont know any mun kids at my school but this kinda tracks with someone i know from elementary school

[gleaming galleon]

Gives me hope

[shadow ice]

my school's mun club got taken over by ppl who couldn't do speech and debate but also aren't very competitive

[next gulch]

who does speech and debate for fun 😭 😭 idk how people do it

[shadow ice]

idk

ppl cray cray

[next gulch]

i get nervous talking in a meeting

[shadow ice]

in mun i literally make it my misson to cause most chaos

usually against the power dels eg. ppl who are toxic competitors

but idc really

[crude creek]

I get social anxiety in debates

[oak rapids]

next stop is the checklist

[shadow ice]

what

[wild turret]

doesnt this disappear for everyone 😭

[oak rapids]

ik this means that we are in the final stages

[crude creek]

yeah it disappeared for quite some time

[oak rapids]

lets gooooooooooo

[next gulch]

yeah it did disappear for everyone

[shadow ice]

ok

i havent been on the cornell portal for weeks

[next gulch]

same i barely go on

im prepping 😭

[crude creek]

how?

[dawn matrix]

I thought everyone who signed up got one of those

[crude creek]

I check once a day

[shadow ice]

copiummmmm

[wild turret]

I ddint get an alumni interview 💀

[shadow ice]

Schrodinger's decision

[crude creek]

true

[next gulch]

its not indicative of anything though

[dawn matrix]

Did you say you wanted one on the common app

[shadow ice]

if i don't see my decision

[wet magnet]

Not trying to support the idea of portal astrology and all that but last year before my acceptance Cornell reached out for my W-2 Documents which was a little sus cus like someone said why would they waste time reaching out for financial aid shit like a few days before decisions came out (given I was rejected)

[gleaming galleon]

I think I’m the only kid from my school and I submitted my app 2 weeks before it was due so I got one

[oak rapids]

nope

[shadow ice]

i could be either in and out

[wild turret]

yea i did

im p sure it doesnt mean anything tho still

[dawn matrix]

Yeah

[next gulch]

so you were rejected but they asked for fin docs?

[shadow ice]

dang

[wet magnet]

Nah I was accepted

[dawn matrix]

Unless Cornell is lying about them lol

[next gulch]

oh

[dawn matrix]

I doubt that tho

[shadow ice]

bruh/

[next gulch]

thanks lol

[oak rapids]

apparently the interviewers get to choose who gets interviewed, they can see ur location, school, intended major and college

[crude creek]

bruh

[shadow ice]

WHAT

[next gulch]

WHAT

[gleaming galleon]

Makes sense

[shadow ice]

why tf did a business major choose to interview me

[next gulch]

i hope not 😭

[gleaming galleon]

My guy was a history buff

[shadow ice]

bro.

[wet magnet]

Interviews don’t matter

[shadow ice]

what was that guy up to holy shi

[next gulch]

he liked ur personality ✨

[shadow ice]

_>

[crude creek]

the mun

[shadow ice]

they dont see my essays do they

[oak rapids]

yeah, thats what they told me, she picked me cause I had an interesting major plus i was like 5 mins away from her

[next gulch]

eaglemunc

[wet magnet]

I know people here who have not interviewed don’t trip abt that

One more day huh

[oak rapids]

it doesnt have to be the same major/college

[next gulch]

lol why would they 😭

[wild turret]

how common is the interview tho

[gleaming galleon]

Guy’s enjoying our suffering

[wet magnet]

I got my decision on the 13th

Tough

[shadow ice]

ok true

but they dont see my essays

so if they only know im a ECE major

hmm

[crude creek]

I think thats most of us

[oak rapids]

only 30-40% applicants get interviewed

[shadow ice]

idkkkk

[wild turret]

what abt admitted students tho

[dawn matrix]

That makes sense

There are only so many alumni that do it probably

[shadow ice]

yeah

[lusty chasm]

do they interview any cas applicants?

[dawn matrix]

Still not evaluative tho

Except for some colleges

[oak rapids]

that i do not know, all i do know is for my school in particular, those who got an interview were legacies or competitive students

[shadow ice]

does cornell have a countdown timer on the portal

[lusty chasm]

i heard someone say no cas interviews ever but idk

[dawn matrix]

Architecture and another one I think

[crude creek]

no

[shadow ice]

ok

[dawn matrix]

I got an interview and applied cas

[shadow ice]

so basically i bsed my way into an interview got it

[oak rapids]

oh shit haha, gl to u

[shadow ice]

the business management major def clicked the wrong person xD

[lusty chasm]

well there go my chances 😭

[oak rapids]

my school is insane

[next gulch]

the interview means nothing

[dawn matrix]

Y’all are doing astrology

[oak rapids]

i have someone applying to upenn, and his grandfather literally has a fking building named after him

[shadow ice]

im always paranoid someone from my school is on this discord

[next gulch]

chill out

[wild turret]

nah dont think abt it too much it rly doesnt mean that much i think 😭

[shadow ice]

cuz my schoo lhas like 40 ppl eding to cornell this year

[next gulch]

me too but there probably is 😭

[gleaming galleon]

Yes. Me

[wet magnet]

Guys I promise you interviews do not matter at all 😭

My interview last year was lowkey a waste of time anyways my interviewer and I just talked about random shit

[dawn matrix]

The tinfoil hats are on

[crude creek]

we are doing something even greater. we are connecting our brains to the akashic records to get the answers we want

[shadow ice]

OH FU- someone mentuioned my school in chat before

ah shi

[dawn matrix]

Balls

[shadow ice]

not in this chat

but

ugh

ok

[dawn matrix]

Battle pass high

[next gulch]

why do people like cornell at your school so much

[dawn matrix]

Highest acceptance ivy probably

[next gulch]

40?? 💀

[shadow ice]

idk

it was 50 last year

[cosmic cove]

and lion dads

[shadow ice]

and 60 year before

[dawn matrix]

40 is bonkers tho

60????

[next gulch]

LMAOO i've never heard of them called this

[dawn matrix]

Tf

[shadow ice]

some idiot made a fucking rumor that my school was a feeder school to cornell

[next gulch]

best phrase

[shadow ice]

and uh

all the asian parents

forced their kids

[crude creek]

bro I was abt to post stats of my school and some guy literally posted a pdf of my schools document even though he didnt go there. I was like "phew that was close"

[next gulch]

uh oh

[shadow ice]

read: blackmailed

their kids into applying

yes

[cosmic cove]

It's good that my parent's don't have any social media

[dawn matrix]

Ohhhhhh

[shadow ice]

OH I FUCKING WISH

[dawn matrix]

Of course

[next gulch]

not even wechat?

[shadow ice]

HOLY SHIT

[cosmic cove]

I heard this kid whose father had his discord account password

[nimble thorn]

I RESPECT THIS

[next gulch]

🥹

[next gulch]

NOOO

..

[cosmic cove]

I live in India

it's banned here

[next gulch]

😭 oh

[cosmic cove]

and the kid was saying. Please don't say any swear words, my father is reading my chats 😂

[shadow ice]

but litearlly the chaos is caused b/c some asian parent got it in their mind that cornell was an easy school for my school's kids to get into

and everyone did that

[sharp forum]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 309 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[cosmic cove]

and not to ping him

[next gulch]

asian parents be like

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 37 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 310 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[shadow ice]

and my parents threatened me into applying tbh (over my other ED choices)

[next gulch]

😭 oh wait what i'm really sorry

[shadow ice]

i mean it was a ED choice of mine, just they made me pick it over like harvey mudd, johnshopkins and uchicgao

:(((

[dawn matrix]

Zamn

[shadow ice]

but its fine i like cornell

[next gulch]

are they really prestige crazed

[shadow ice]

just the straight to blackmailing was fucked

[cosmic cove]

I can't imagine my parents using words like DS23 🤪

[next gulch]

that's so messed up

[shadow ice]

the ivy league is a sports league

[next gulch]

exactly

[shadow ice]

like holy shi idk why it matters

[dawn matrix]

It’s goofy

[next gulch]

harvey mudd is really good though

[shadow ice]

they keep saying that in their wisdom schools theyve heard of = better

ah yes in their asian parent echo chamber

[next gulch]

the wechat posts

[shadow ice]

ugh

[crude creek]

my parents highly recommended me to apply and I got fully convinced after I visited. likely one of my most memorable moments in a college visit

[shadow ice]

the frickin wehat posts.

[shadow ice]

bro highly recommended is dif then threatening tuition over it.

[dawn matrix]

My parents are the opposite lol they have no idea what’s going on

[next gulch]

its like they use their kids as competition it's so gross

[vital shore]

the wechat group chat 💔

[shadow ice]

Literally

[vital shore]

the gossiping grandmas 💔

maaaan

[shadow ice]

the asian parent yearly pissing contest dependent on where their kids are going to school.

[next gulch]

the trump-supporters 💀 why are there so many asian trump supporters

[wet magnet]

Apparently a murder suicide happened today at UCI

Two students dead

[next gulch]

???

[crude creek]

theyre like "yeah I created that kid"

[next gulch]

oh my god

[dawn matrix]

Living vicariously is stupid

[crude creek]

wow

[shadow ice]

what

[next gulch]

oops did bot delete it

[shadow ice]

did a msg get deleted

oops

for what

[next gulch]

i saw a brief message and it got whooshed

maybe some trigger word

[crude creek]

what msg

[shadow ice]

oops

[dawn matrix]

Joe Biden

[next gulch]

😭

[shadow ice]

trump

[next gulch]

cmd z

[shadow ice]

huh

idk

[crude creek]

donald trump

[gleaming galleon]

Deng Xiaoping

[crude creek]

vladmir putin

[shadow ice]

ah hah

[next gulch]

LMAO

[shadow ice]

thats the word

[dawn matrix]

Cornellussy

[crude creek]

ping pong

[next gulch]

wait what word is it??

[shadow ice]

"a action" , "oh why should my money be taxed", "oh businessman make america money, "oh the news is just portraying trump in a bad light", "oh did you know the democrats are bad too." - my parents irl

"affir"

aaction

[next gulch]

ohhh

[crude creek]

aa

[next gulch]

this was my dad at the beginning of his term

[shadow ice]

but yeah my parents are trump sympathizers and im genuinely confused

[dawn matrix]

Balls

[shadow ice]

like i dont think they like trump

[next gulch]

bro still thinks tiananmen didn't happen

[steady lava]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 32 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 311 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[shadow ice]

but they give him waaaay too much credit

[shadow ice]

my mom loves talking about how american media over dramatizes it

[next gulch]

tbf i think it's like how brainwashed chinese kids were by school and by sociey

[next gulch]

like my mom acknowledges how hard it is to realize how much she was brainwashed into communist ideals

[shadow ice]

my mom is also anti-lgbtq to the point of bigotry and i literally can't handle it even tho im straight

[shadow ice]

LMAO my mom keeps saying how she's a woke asian

[next gulch]

my mom is the same way 😳

[shadow ice]

like she

is not governnment obsessed

[next gulch]

i said the word "gate" and she was like "GAY??? WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

[shadow ice]

and brainwashed by ccp

[next gulch]

💀

[shadow ice]

but like ugh

[vital shore]

my mom is like slightly ok w lgbtq so long as it doesnt affect her and that im not lgbtq

[dawn matrix]

I need to go to sleep fr

[vital shore]

which is

difficult

[shadow ice]

lmao sounds like asian

[crude creek]

same

[lusty chasm]

literally same

[shadow ice]

yeah

[next gulch]

😭 😭 ugh asian parents be living the same lives

[shadow ice]

bro wtf why are asian parents just the same

[dawn matrix]

How many people in chat rn are Asian

[next gulch]

other than my dad's strange political beliefs he's oddly supportive of lgbtq

[shadow ice]

chinese

[lusty chasm]

chinese too

[next gulch]

prob like 100%

[vital shore]

chinese

[crude creek]

similar mindset

[next gulch]

chinese

[vital shore]

ahaha

LMAO

[next gulch]

LMAO

[shadow ice]

LMAO

[crude creek]

indian

L

[next gulch]

odd one out

[nimble thorn]

parents from hk and they're still pro-china 💀

i dont understand it

[next gulch]

its ok we're all asians 💀

[next gulch]

LOL???

😭

[shadow ice]

???

lmao my parents are so pro china in terms of hong kong and taiwan

[next gulch]

my dad gets so mad whenever i mention taiwan

[shadow ice]

LITERALLY

[next gulch]

LOL

[shadow ice]

LOL

[next gulch]

its like a trigger topic

💀 LMAOO

[shadow ice]

lol that was the

[dawn matrix]

LOL

[shadow ice]

trigger word

[next gulch]

the deleted message

yea

[shadow ice]

in a2c chat

a-action

[dawn matrix]

bro

[shadow ice]

my parents go on and on about affirmative smth

[dawn matrix]

[shadow ice]

but like

man it's part of systemic issues

[forest heron]

mhmm

[next gulch]

my parents don't care that much tbh

[shadow ice]

sucks for me sure but like

_>

[crude creek]

no that a banned topic

[shadow ice]

mate im an asian chinese male doing engineering

[forest heron]

MHMMM

[shadow ice]

💀

[next gulch]

mods watching

quick make a priv group dm

[gleaming galleon]

im an asian male doing history hope that helps

[shadow ice]

qwick

[vital shore]

bro discussions during apgov when we were talking ab the a-action laws were wild

[next gulch]

🙏

[vital shore]

everyone was so on edge

[shadow ice]

smarttt

[gleaming galleon]

I aint tryna game the system I legit love history💀

[crude creek]

we had a 1 hr discussion in my class abt aa and I understood it a lot better after that

[shadow ice]

that's good then

[gleaming galleon]

My top EC is Wikipedia editing

[shadow ice]

i have asian friends who

are applying to majors like

[trail smelt]

Stop talking about AA

[shadow ice]

international relations

and asian culture studies

to try and game the system

[vital shore]

bro saving hs'ers

[dawn matrix]

[shadow ice]

aye aye captain

[nimble thorn]

lemme guess, mun people?

[crude creek]

I was just referring to the topic

[nimble thorn]

for the ir majors

[shadow ice]

no more AA

anyways

[vital shore]

m u n s t e r s ?

[next gulch]

LMAO

[shadow ice]

m u n s t e r s

[nimble thorn]

STOPPPP

NOT THIS AGAIN

[next gulch]

HAHAHA

[shadow ice]

LOL

[nimble thorn]

ITS A CUTE NAME 😭

[vital shore]

its so cute <33

ahaha

[gleaming galleon]

?

[shadow ice]

im gonna start using it in my mun gc

[dawn matrix]

Moderating Cornell chat must be about as fun as eating a razor lmao

[shadow ice]

LOL

[next gulch]

LMAO

[tacit spear]

😭

[shadow ice]

LOL

[nimble thorn]

im such a trendsetter ✨

[tacit spear]

me just

walking into chat

n seeing that

[shadow ice]

man this chat though

[shadow ice]

how is this most active

jesus

[crude creek]

are we the second most active chat?

[vital shore]

13k?? woah

[nimble thorn]

light mode-

[next gulch]

okay i need to go take an online final lol

[shadow ice]

we are the most active

[tacit spear]

someone help me choose a prom dress

[crude creek]

thats my name!

[vital shore]

...

[tacit spear]

cuz

its december

[next gulch]

bye y'all 🫡

[tacit spear]

bbyee

[next gulch]

my eyes hurt otherwise

[crude creek]

nice

[vital shore]

oooh good luck

dont die

[nimble thorn]

gl!

[next gulch]

it's a cs final 😭 my weakness

[nimble thorn]

@vital shore your time to shine

[crude creek]

paper or computers?

[shadow ice]

i have an a+ in CSA :D

[vital shore]

ew,, cs,, hahah i owuld never major in thaaaat

[next gulch]

computers

okay bye lol

[shadow ice]

bro you get to take ur test on computer

smh

luckyyy

[crude creek]

if you fail just remember no one irl doesnt use documentation or stackoverflow

[crude creek]

bye

[shadow ice]

exactly

[tacit spear]

my apcsa unit tests were always two parts

[shadow ice]

and frickin actual ides that have error check

[tacit spear]

one day wed do the 60 mcqs

the next day wed do the 10 frqs

[shadow ice]

like my teacher taking off a point for a missing bracket

[tacit spear]

😭

[shadow ice]

end of the worldddd

[tacit spear]

on paper

[shadow ice]

F

for me its like

i mean but what are your frqs

[crude creek]

for the apcs test. my school went on some tangent for abt a year and I was supposed to self study the exam in a week

in turned out well though so not complaining in the end

[shadow ice]

lol

[crude creek]

those were the times. now a days my teacher doesnt even look at the code anymore

[gleaming galleon]

Bruh yeah I feel like my teachers all caught our senioritis

My AP Lit final was a vocab quiz

[shadow ice]

mine is a poem analysis and essay 😭

[gleaming galleon]

F

[shadow ice]

idk why me, a stem kid, is even doing in ap lit

but idk

[spiral nebula]

Hi Cornell

[gleaming galleon]

I mean im a history major taking linear algebra and multivar

[spiral nebula]

Omg wtf there’s so many ppl in this thread

[crude creek]

they probably are just chill since you are a senior. my freshmen teachers were strict af but my senior teachers are incredibly lenient and dont care

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah I feel that too.

[spiral nebula]

Wishing you all the best of luck on Thursday (I’m assuming) 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[wet magnet]

Why are you doing that

Self harm is not okay man

[gleaming galleon]

LMAO

IDK I'm slightly good at math. And I wanted to be an engineer until I did some reflection at a retreat

I was like, "why the fuck do I want to be an engineer? I don't even like robotics or math."

[wet magnet]

Hmm

[gleaming galleon]

Did some soul searching, realized I actually spend a shit ton of time writing history articles on Wikipedia and history's my fav class, and I have like 50 books on the Soviet Union so yeah

[glacial delta]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 15 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 312 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

Im applying as history now

[wet magnet]

That’s sick

[glacial delta]

Ugh

[wet magnet]

Yeah I respect it man

[crude creek]

really cool that you found your calling

[wet magnet]

At a certain point in life you realize that money doesn’t make you happy and following a path that truly fulfills you is the better option

We are all going to die one day

[glacial delta]

Philosophical

[glacial delta]

My exact words when i put 5 sugar packets into my coffee today lmfao

[wet magnet]

Memento mori

Don’t waste time pursuing material possessions over happiness

[wet magnet]

For real

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah. As a Buddhist, we're kind of taught that craving/wanting is suffering. You get the thing you want, and you're suddenly chasing something else yknow.

Only thing I'm chasing after rn is external validation and it's definetly suffering for me

[trail pike]

anyone here apply ed to cornell cas? if so, what major(s) did u apply as?

[gleaming galleon]

history

[minor oyster]

💀

[wet magnet]

I’m not religious but Buddhism def an S tier religion bruh

[trail pike]

ahh history is interesting

[gleaming galleon]

Damn right

[trail pike]

i applied as a cs/government double major

[gleaming galleon]

Well I did gov as an alternate but I made the bulk of my common app and why us about the history stuff

[trail pike]

ahh nice nice

yeah i wrote ahout how government will provide a political lens to cs

[tacit spear]

seeing as ive outlined 35/42 of my essays for RD

dont yall love those essays that just

click

[gleaming galleon]

🤓

[tacit spear]

where u immediately know

what to write

and how well itll fit ur profile

[gleaming galleon]

Oh yeah

I think my counselor and teacher recs all echo the same values I talked about in my common app

[crude creek]

I love the essays where I can cntrl c and v

[autumn swift]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 7 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 313 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 7 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 314 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 7 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 315 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

The Chicagoans are catching up

[crude creek]

they can catch up but we all know cornell is #1

[gleaming galleon]

Based

[vital shore]

how do i pronounce this

chicagoons?

chicago goons

goons!

[cosmic cove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/comments/xkg6zp/comment/j05frro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

what does it mean?

!yale

[calm swift]

Y&le University Decision Date

Y&le University's decision date is <t:1671141600> in your local timezone
1 day, 16 hours and 31 seconds until the decision date

[cosmic cove]

!harvard

[calm swift]

Midvard University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 26 seconds until the decision date

[cosmic cove]

!penn

[calm swift]

University of Pennsylvania Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 7 seconds until the decision date

[gleaming galleon]

Weird. My portal just says I've got nothing on my to do list

!cornell

[crude creek]

mines still there so idk

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 18 hours and 3 seconds until the decision date
This command has been used 316 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[cosmic cove]

mine is there too

[cosmic cove]

yeah that's for everryone

mfer redditors cap too much

[gleaming galleon]

That and they're bloody paranoid

[crude creek]

just dont worry abt it. cornells portal acts weird sometimes

[cosmic cove]

and cc too 💀

[gleaming galleon]

legit the amount of portal astrology I've seen is nuts

[cosmic cove]

with each second the hope to get in ...

💀

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-no-disappear-sad-noob-gif-24308846

[surreal knot]

@potent estuary bro

🧌

[sharp forum]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 50 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 317 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 318 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-what-time-is-it-no-time-gif-14318889

[gleaming galleon]

mood

[autumn wren]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 319 times.
That's 0.44 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[rigid python]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 34 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 320 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[rigid python]

bro 13k comments wtffff

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 32 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 321 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[deft bolt]

how does this have 13k messages

[vital shore]

321 of those msgs are just checking to see if time exists 😔

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 30 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 322 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[deft bolt]

my ED school megathread has less than 70 msgs 💀

[nimble thorn]

so... uno?

[vital shore]

go to sleep omg

[nimble thorn]

IM STILL POLISHING MY ESSAY

[vital shore]

ur not a cali kid yet

????

[nimble thorn]

gotta adjust the sleep schedule first yk

[vital shore]

listening to kpop?

[nimble thorn]

hmph

yes

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 323 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[vital shore]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 28 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 324 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[nimble thorn]

this command was created a month ago?

[vital shore]

idk

good night <3

[nimble thorn]

gn

[crude creek]

no it was created 2 days ago I think

and about 648 msgs for just checking the time

since !cornell prodouces two msgs

[nimble thorn]

this is definitely wrong then

💀

[crude creek]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 24 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 325 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[crude creek]

I think that was recently added

[nimble thorn]

mhm

i just expected it to be much more by now

[crude creek]

what to be more?

[jovial yarrow]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 17 hours and 23 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 326 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[nimble thorn]

times used / hour

[crude creek]

yeah

As I sat there, staring at the envelope in my hands, I felt as if time was standing still. The weight of the moment was almost too much to bear, and I could feel my heart pounding in my chest. It was a feeling that I had been waiting for, and yet at the same time, I was afraid of what it might bring.

In that moment, time seemed to stretch out before me like a never-ending road. Each passing moment was like a mile marker, reminding me of how far I had come and how much further I still had to go. And yet, despite the distance, I knew that the destination was getting closer with each passing second.

As I tore open the envelope and pulled out the letter inside, I felt as if I was standing at the crossroads of my future. One path led to acceptance, to a world of possibility and potential. The other path led to rejection, to a world of uncertainty and doubt. And as I read the words on the page, I knew that my fate was now in the hands of time.

But time, like all things, has its own rhythm and pace. It moves in its own way, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, but always with purpose. And as I waited for the moment when my future would be revealed, I realized that time was not my enemy, but my ally. It was a force that would guide me, no matter which path I chose.

In the end, I was accepted into my dream college, and as I looked back on that moment, I knew that it was time that had led me there. Time had given me the patience and perseverance to keep pushing forward, to never give up on my dreams. And for that, I will be forever grateful.

[minor oyster]

what tier is Christianity for you?

[wet magnet]

😀 ill keep it to myself

i used to be christian

[minor oyster]

what US education system does to a mf

[wet magnet]

I grew up in South Korea

[minor oyster]

does not matter lol when did u move here

[wet magnet]

Middle School

[minor oyster]

a good 4 years here will get whatever they want into ur brain if u had nothing for defence going in

oh

so u basically grew up here

💀 ?

[wet magnet]

Do you know what age middle school starts

[minor oyster]

before you have any real views about the world

👍

[wet magnet]

True

[minor oyster]

👍

[wet magnet]

If your argument is that getting a real education led for me to make better decisions about my life, then yeah lmao

[minor oyster]

wasnt my point

[wet magnet]

What's your point

that i got brainwashed by liberal media? 💀

[minor oyster]

my point was people grow out of their faith and even trash it due to the higher education system and that is 200% true

[minor oyster]

why label things? 💀

if u think any higher education system is neutral then idk what to tell u

[wet magnet]

I have no idea what you're arguing for ngl

[minor oyster]

yeah seems like it

[wet magnet]

Yeah no shit

What 'education' is ideal for you then

[minor oyster]

objective education

STEM for the most part

[wet magnet]

Bro is a Kanye dickrider for sure

[minor oyster]

???

💀 ?

[wet magnet]

'objective education STEM for the most part' is the same shit kanye preaches

[midnight merlin]

i will stop this cornell slander

[wet magnet]

History is incredibly important

[minor oyster]

when taught neutrally

which it's not

lol

wtf?

[wet magnet]

Okay present your argument

I want to hear how its not

[minor oyster]

pretty sure Kanye never advocated for STEM education

whatever floats ur boat bro

[minor oyster]

are u seriously asking me this

aren't u a college student?

go do a research on the political leaning of professors in humanity

💀 ?

[wet magnet]

What is this kid saying lol

Kanye has advocated that schools should only teach stem subjects

[minor oyster]

asking from a 3rd point of view wont help man

if ur logic is good enough u should be able to face the argument head on

[wet magnet]

Its the best bet cus you're incomprehensible

Bro you have zero argument

[minor oyster]

???? 💀

[wet magnet]

how is the american education system biased in regards to history

i want to hear it

[gleaming galleon]

Depends on the school

[young vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-carrot-eating-gif-21665554

[minor oyster]

any research school

left leaning

[wet magnet]

bro you still cannot make an argument lmao

[minor oyster]

? my argument was stated wayyyyy up bro use the scroll wheel

[wet magnet]

the fact that you gotta say that shit proves you have no argument

avoiding the topic

[minor oyster]

what shit?

what are we talking about?

💀

wtf?

[wet magnet]

My ArGuMent Is WaY Up ThEre

[minor oyster]

i dont want to type the same thing twice

[wet magnet]

bro pinged me to dick ride christianity and got pressed that I didnt

[minor oyster]

?

[wet magnet]

its hilarious

[minor oyster]

bro what

?

when have i argued

[gleaming galleon]

Damn this some good tea

[minor oyster]

for Christianity once

[lofty jackal]

🍵

[minor oyster]

are finals getting to u?

💀

[young vigil]

🍿

[wet magnet]

💀 is AP World History getting to you

go study for the SATs kid

[young vigil]

thats true

[minor oyster]

singular

they dont have SAT II anymore

👍

[wet magnet]

🤓

[gleaming galleon]

💀

[minor oyster]

bro u go to Cornell feel free to stick that emoji down the disposal

(half serious)

[lost obsidian]

🗿

[gleaming galleon]

🗿

[wet magnet]

bro you go to an ivy league university (insult)

[lost obsidian]

apaan sih

gajelas banget

[tame umbra]

wtf is happening

[gleaming galleon]

Yeah idk tf is going on

[minor oyster]

makes u a nerd i mean im applying so i cant talk but

im just saying

[minor oyster]

keeping the chat alive

[lost obsidian]

smart ≠ nerd lmao

[tame umbra]

ig thats one way

[lost obsidian]

Goblok

[gleaming galleon]

I said something about being a Buddhist, pink guy said “damn hella sick” and blue guy seems to be mad about it

[gleaming galleon]

Sums up this argument

[wet magnet]

yup

[minor oyster]

how am i mad about u being buddhist wtf?

[wet magnet]

bro just has an incredibly fragile ego for some reason

its chill man

you dont gotta get this pressed on a2c discord

[gleaming galleon]

Idk that’s the gist I got from skimming🤷‍♂️

[minor oyster]

ur reading comprehension is not chill for someone 1 year into cornell bro

do you

[tame umbra]

My religion is Cornell please accept meism

[gleaming galleon]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 16 hours and 57 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 329 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[wet magnet]

'ur reading comprehension is not chill' 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

funniest shit ive heard in a while

thanks for that

[minor oyster]

u hear my words? i read stuff idk

[lost obsidian]

🗿 🗿 🗿

[minor oyster]

meds, take em

dont skip bro

[wet magnet]

🤓

[gleaming galleon]

Yo is he tryna freestyle?

[wet magnet]

i just know bro has zero friends in school who are normal

[lost obsidian]

ni orang asu kali ni si biru

[minor oyster]

i think that trend died like 1.5 years ago haven't been outside in a while?/

[crude creek]

I don't even understand what the Convo is abt

[wet magnet]

hes just very angwy

[minor oyster]

it's literally just useless bantering at this point

[young vigil]

dw im p sure he mixed ketchup w milk and coffee and something else and drunk it at a summer program

his brain cells are long past gone

[minor oyster]

oh fuck no there are people here from that

that's crazy

[young vigil]

(he literally did, i was in his cluster lol)

[gleaming galleon]

Got my lin alg final tmmrw see yall

[wet magnet]

yikes

[lost obsidian]

Enjoy

[minor oyster]

gl

[wet magnet]

thats so goofy and random :🤪

[crude creek]

Gl

[wet magnet]

guys watch ! i can drink something gross! please notice me !

you're one of those kids

yikes

[minor oyster]

i never mixed milk with coffee

i have only ever drank that shit black

[young vigil]

with ketchup

[minor oyster]

with siracha once cuz i wondered how it would taste

[young vigil]

does that still count as black

[minor oyster]

u making shit up

[tame umbra]

Ya know,

[young vigil]

mhmm

he got the whole camp to threaten contacting the AOs lol

of whatever school he would apply to

[minor oyster]

for what?

[young vigil]

cuz people kinda disliked him

[minor oyster]

nothing i have ever said

[wet magnet]

LMAOOOOO

[young vigil]

"was wrong"

[wet magnet]

IM DEAD

bro is a social reject yikes

[minor oyster]

is cancellable

like

[wet magnet]

dawg dont apply to cornell real shit the kids here would bully the fuck outta you

BYU has a great program in religious studies

[minor oyster]

u can disagree with my points but they're far from genocidal or anything like that

[lofty jackal]

what school in cornell r u in

[young vigil]

dude j bc its not genocidal doesnt mean it should be said.....

[minor oyster]

im still confused on what ur on about

[wet magnet]

humec

[minor oyster]

legit nothing racist or bigotted by 2022 standards

[young vigil]

he's saying you would continue your trend of being a social reject at cornell

[minor oyster]

like yeah i said edating is dumb and shit and a bunch of people being mad but that's legit not cancellable

[tame umbra]

Do you mind sharing some stats. Doesnt have to be detailed.

[wet magnet]

for sure

[young vigil]

i think u said u cant feel feelings towards pixels

[steady lava]

we bully them first

[wet magnet]

1570 3.9 4.4

[young vigil]

that is very different from being "dumb" and "shit"

[minor oyster]

i stand by that

[crude creek]

I agree edating is dumb

[wet magnet]

2 year Varsity lacrosse captain, 1 yr drum major, 1 yr ASB

[crude creek]

Autocorrect

[wet magnet]

that was like the bulk of my shit

[young vigil]

thats so ironic because u were wrapped around this junior girl from a whole diff california region

[wet magnet]

essays are most important tho

[tame umbra]

ok thank you

[minor oyster]

pretending that you are developing feelings toward pixels when you psychologically cannot is not "dumb"

[young vigil]

cant continue that tho bc feelings cant transmit over pixels tho

[minor oyster]

who??

wtf?

we just making shit up now??

[young vigil]

😭

[wet magnet]

bro im dyinggggg

[young vigil]

everyone in our cluster

saw

bruh

[meager basin]

!harvard

[calm swift]

Midvard University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 16 hours and 50 minutes until the decision date

[young vigil]

she was the only one u were decently nice to

[meager basin]

midvard

[minor oyster]

please explain to me what you saw

[meager basin]

!cornell

[calm swift]

Cornell University Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1671148800> in your local time
1 day, 16 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date
This command has been used 330 times.
That's 0.45 times an hour since this command was created!
At the current rate, this is probably you!

[meager basin]

!cornyll

[young vigil]

during our tea sessions we j spilled tea y'all and warned her away from u lol

[minor oyster]

i was nice to most people in my cluster?

wtf?

[crude creek]

Ha take that

[meager basin]

corny cornellians

[crude creek]

Love the a2ç drama

[young vigil]

mmm yeah it's okay

u did ur best

[wet magnet]

This is how you know you lack the ability to catch social cues

its okay man

[steady lava]

@wet magnet do people play table tennis at Cornell?

[wet magnet]

im sure there are self help books for this

[meager basin]

do people get laid at cornell

[wet magnet]

uhhhh Mews hall has one but nah its not common lol

[wet magnet]

Yes. A lot.

Cornell is incredibly sexually active lmao

[meager basin]

💀

[wet magnet]

there are kids who enter as virgins and lose that shit in o-week

[steady lava]

gah damn

[lofty jackal]

👀

[lost obsidian]

must be on account of all the wine y'all drink

[wet magnet]

It sucks if you're into dating cus hook up culture dominates but if it works for you 🤷‍♂️

[wet magnet]

LOL

[steady lava]

did you take the intro to wines class?

[wet magnet]

not yet

pretty sure those are super hard to get into

[steady lava]

😂

[wet magnet]

its mostly an upperclassmen class

[lost obsidian]

reward for suffering through the years

[young vigil]

it's actually a hard class lol

at least according to my friend

medium hard

bc u need to memorize a lot of stuff

[steady lava]

But you get free alcohol right

Balanced

[tame umbra]

Can't memorize shit drunk