The Traitors (SPOILERS FOR ALL IPLAYER EPISODES)

[ebon pine]

Crispy noooo.

[finite thorn]

windsor family hair though

[formal shore]

WHAT

[formal shore]

Yeah just saw

[lofty knoll]

Hahaha I kinda agree but also the hair is pushing to a no for me

[winged patio]

That's how he stops wars.. just walks up and

[ebon pine]

He’s the toriest Tory to have ever toried. Never mind barking, this cunt hums God Save The King when he cums.

[formal shore]

Oh is he?

[finite thorn]

bet he doesnt spend most of his stream time talking about taxes though

[ebon pine]

Aye he defo knows the right corporation tax amount

Doesn’t pay it of course

[winged patio]

Man's not paid a penny in tax, it's all in swiss accounts

[ebon pine]

Trust fund fud

[lofty knoll]

Minah is gasping for a murder

[winged patio]

I wouldn't seduce a Train Person.. they must be thinking one of the two would be (delaying this message by ages)

[formal shore]

These choices are fucked

[finite thorn]

in a massive twist id pick claudia

[lofty knoll]

I think they are easy targets people would suspect them

So gets people off their back quicker

And gets the faithfuls another traitor

[winged patio]

If they say no, they just remain faithful?.. so dead people walking

[ebon pine]

Agreed. It’s a free banishment.

[lofty knoll]

Yeah that happened before

[finite thorn]

well that was fun

[lofty knoll]

Someone turned it down and then was murdered the next day before

[winged patio]

No one says no

[formal shore]

Shoulda asked Dan

[winged patio]

They probably don't wanna spend another second with him

[formal shore]

Ken how I feel about you then

[ebon pine]

Still canny get over Fozia mouthing off at Kas.

[winged patio]

Back to Twitch

[lofty knoll]

@formal shore

[formal shore]

Fuckin yes

[mild oracle]

Just finished it. Minah going to be rocking up at breakfast and pretending they tried to murder her.

[ebon pine]

The Traitors must be buzzing. Neither of them are on ANY radars

[finite thorn]

didnt they all suspect linda early on but thats gone now

[lofty knoll]

Oh yessss she will display it

But then also, she's pretty much in the background

Would she want to bring attention to herself like that

[pallid quail]

#justice4kas

[mild oracle]

She'll do it in a way that someone else suggests that they maybe attempted to get her. But you're right attention at this stage is risky.

[pallid quail]

Also gutted the mohawk Yorkshire giant didn't make it back

[mild oracle]

I'm still holding out that he'll be back.

[ebon pine]

If I’m a traitor I’d 100% be recruiting Freddie. He’s going tomorrow anyway. It’s a freebie.

[pallid quail]

But he would think that too. Why would he accept?

Better for him to reject and come out with it

[lofty knoll]

But he's only young

[ebon pine]

Yes if I was him I’d decline so that I could say I was a faithful. If I felt my card was already marked.

[lofty knoll]

Fuckin autocorrect

[ebon pine]

The 2 traitors don’t have enough SoCIAL CapITAL to sway the vote to Anna

[winged patio]

This would of worked on Tinder

[formal shore]

Dated a six five guy, literally over a foot taller than me. Loved it

[ebon pine]

Works in finance ❌
6 Foot 5 ✅
Trust Fund ❌
Blue Eyes: ❌

[formal shore]

Don't remember that bit

[ebon pine]

Have you no seen the meme?

[formal shore]

I don't remember the works in finance bit

[winged patio]

Looking for a guy in finance, 6'5", trust fund, blue eyes

It's the first fucking part

[ebon pine]

They repeat finance at the end as well I think?

so it’s in there twice?

[formal shore]

Then Wonky fucked it didn't he

[formal shore]

I have blue eyes

[ebon pine]

Fixed it

[formal shore]

What's done is done

[ebon pine]

Toroto

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/totoro-gif-27193547

[winged patio]

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[mild oracle]

just seen he was on Uncloaked, so definitely out of the game

[pallid quail]

very sad, had high hopes for him. Kinda figured he was out by the way Claudia described him in the cage that he would never be seen again or something like that.
He should get his own spinoff

[finite thorn]

aye spun off a pier into the cold winter sea

[pallid quail]

He would only be up to his waist so your plan wouldn't work

[finite thorn]

hes not immune to hypothermia

best we forget about him, he deserves to be out for getting off the train

[mild oracle]

i see elsewhere that he's in an advert for Luton Airport Express, so i'm guessing the 'Gardener' thing was just a ploy to seem more trustworthy, as I guess you dont want to go into The Traitors as an actor.

https://youtu.be/EFVllUvRy40?si=sU_fom6yZiDsaVLu

funny that its an advert for a train

[winged patio]

What year was this advert made?

[finite thorn]

how do marketing firms get away with making shite like this

[weak pewter]

Last time I got the train to Luton airport there was a guy squatting in the corner of my carriage taking a shite

[pallid quail]

"actor" might be a stretch

[ebon pine]

When I read “Market Trader” at first I thought it meant the stock market. My wife pointed out they meant like Del Boy.

[mild oracle]

i read it as he lost all his money on digital currency, so aye modern day Del Boy.

[ebon pine]

More like Rodney, amirite!

Cos he’s tall and not very bright but seems good of heart and that

[finite thorn]

hasnt Rodney got a G.C.E

[ebon pine]

2

[winged patio]

Art and Maths

[formal shore]

Tank's no that bad come on

[winged patio]

I'm not even tall

[ebon pine]

In her minds eye you’re Kratos!

[winged patio]

Kratos is 6'4"/250lbs?

[formal shore]

There you go Tank. You're 6ft 4in

My ex husband was about 5ft 6 or 7, so if you're beating that you're alright

[finite thorn]

We ready to see Armani finally get her comeuppance?

[lofty knoll]

She's going down tonight

[finite thorn]

unlike Jack whos still up in that tree

[formal shore]

Wow iPlayer is REALLY far behind

[misty frigate]

Just catching up now

So glad that the cage task went the way it did

[pallid quail]

Dunno it all seemed a bit cagey to me || lmao ||

My hopes and dreams for tonight:

• who the traitors try and recruit rejects them
• Joe gets ripped apart by someone for being generally an arsehole
• Linda cements her academy award nomination

[finite thorn]

Dan to come out on top

there is a Dan yeah?

[mild oracle]

HWFG

Definitely recruiting Fozia

[finite thorn]

i liked the one set in the UK best

[lofty knoll]

They could recruit Freddie

[finite thorn]

poor lad got fingered

[lofty knoll]

Knowing he's most likely gonna be banished at the roundtable

[mild oracle]

Haha refuse pls

[finite thorn]

who is she, never seen her before

[lofty knoll]

Lolll

[mild oracle]

Haha

[winged patio]

I'm here!!

[lofty knoll]

Aaaaaahhhh hahahaha

[mild oracle]

Daft move

Too obvious

Scapegoat

Silly traitors

Fozia was perfect choice

[winged patio]

Picky and Crispy watching on delay again tonight?

[lofty knoll]

@formal shore not even here yet

[winged patio]

People have built as many enemies as they have friends haha

[lofty knoll]

In this discord?

[finite thorn]

aye

[mild oracle]

Minah shield redundant now too cause can't say Anna is lying about being recruited

[finite thorn]

not on delay just through futuristic tech that you tv people wouldnt understand

[lofty knoll]

Aye that's her game plan oot the windae

[finite thorn]

take each day as it comes? his family havent been switched off

[lofty knoll]

Why are they all knocking

[mild oracle]

So many people just going off "I wouldn't have that reaction, so you're a traitor" love it

[finite thorn]

did you know she was in the army?

[formal shore]

You're delayed

[mild oracle]

Why wouldn't she just say it at breakfast

[lofty knoll]

There she is

[weak pewter]

Tell everyone dipshit, they are going to kill you now anyway

[formal shore]

Okay

[mild oracle]

Say they attempted to recruit you before everyone is back

[lofty knoll]

Ano and if you don't say it now they'll be like why didn't you say

[winged patio]

She's kept that quiet.. I swear if she was doing accounts for some shite

[lofty knoll]

Yes

[mild oracle]

Why is she not saying it?

[weak pewter]

Not you dipshit

[mild oracle]

This is daft unless she's just not playing anymore and doesn't want to help remaining traitors

If she leaves this for the round table she'll be suspect and they'll vote her off to find she's a faithful

[finite thorn]

these people arent even playing checkers, more like connect 2

[winged patio]

If shed of said before it was confirmed people would of believed her

[mild oracle]

You need to tell the entire group. If she tells select people it will sound like a lie

[finite thorn]

have

[lofty knoll]

Anna has that crazy blue eyed person stare

[mild oracle]

Traitors more cliquey than this discord

[winged patio]

I hate cliques

Unless I'm in it

[formal shore]

Party of 1

[winged patio]

One man army clique

[formal shore]

That yin

[mild oracle]

Need Dan to get recruited to shut him up

Good one new guy

[winged patio]

They all think about themselves so much.. too busy trying to react like a faithful would to watch anyone else react

[weak pewter]

Danny no mates

[lofty knoll]

Dan seems like he'd be such a difficult person to be mates with

[lofty knoll]

Hahaha snap

[mild oracle]

Need an actual fist fight in this series

[lofty knoll]

In a way

[winged patio]

Probably why he has no mates

[lofty knoll]

I'm still not over that eye roll from last night

[formal shore]

He's such a fucking diva

[mild oracle]

Bunch of sheep this lot

[finite thorn]

the fact this picture is in daylight means you just have crazy eyeys photos just hanging around

[weak pewter]

Dan and Joe are too similar

[finite thorn]

Dans the man

[formal shore]

Yep

[lofty knoll]

Imagine you had a clown phobia

[mild oracle]

Scary stuff

[formal shore]

I thought one of them did?

[winged patio]

Guessing you can't just fuck the clown up

[finite thorn]

ok thats enough

[formal shore]

Who's Eoug

He from Lord of the Rings?

[mild oracle]

Someone has to go through the wrong door twice

[winged patio]

Just number the fucking doors left to right

[weak pewter]

Mr Tumble behind these doors

[mild oracle]

I hate manure

[winged patio]

They're fucking idiots.. just say Door 4

[finite thorn]

dung, how posh

[mild oracle]

No you were like let's go now cause there is only 1 door left

[formal shore]

Joe's fucking annoying too

[weak pewter]

‘Is that you?’

[winged patio]

So much easier to say 2, 2, 4, 1

[mild oracle]

Haha aye

[lofty knoll]

I wish this bit was over

Joe has a bit of nick grimshaw about him

[winged patio]

Can they give it away?

[weak pewter]

The tasks are just filler between round tables, they seem to make little difference to the end pot as they usually have a chance to win most of it back in the final task anyway

[lofty knoll]

Oh yeah I suppose everyone thinks she has one so won't try and murder her

So if she gives it to somebody secretly that could work

[winged patio]

That's what they do in Survivor.. the one season I watched there were two groups. One group knew the other had an immunity thing but not who would be holding it

[mild oracle]

Haha Freddie getting his head bitten off

For mentioning cliques

Then them all ganging up on him

[ebon pine]

The traitors should be given more chances to sabotage IMHO

[ebon pine]

Sounds familiar…

[lofty knoll]

Army girl is so standoffish

[winged patio]

In the tasks? Yeah.. there's no chance without being blatant

[mild oracle]

Jesus

[lofty knoll]

Lol Linda

[mild oracle]

All he said was they were a clique

Hahaha

[winged patio]

Get fucked with the tears... you accuse a kid every day and he doesn't like it so you cry

[lofty knoll]

Oh now she's gonna say there's a clique and not get screamed at

[formal shore]

Leon hahaha

[mild oracle]

Haha doesn't know what cliquey means. Worried he's said something offensive by their reaction

[winged patio]

He's a 20 year old politics student and has no idea what clique means

[lofty knoll]

Are Leon and army girl a couple or what

[winged patio]

I don't think so

[mild oracle]

Traitors can put their feet up with these faithfuls

[lofty knoll]

Let them take each other out

They're all crumbling

Minah is the best game player

[winged patio]

The reasons are shite at best

[formal shore]

Well fukin said

[mild oracle]

Hahaha this is funny

[weak pewter]

None of them have anything to go on, they’re just chucking accusations, if the girl spoke up about being recruited at least there would be something to discuss

[mild oracle]

Learned absolutely nothing last night

[formal shore]

What about at worst

[winged patio]

Pitiful

[lofty knoll]

Whoever is defending themselves last at the roundtable goes

[formal shore]

Fuck up Dan I cba any time he opens his gub

[mild oracle]

Depends if anna mentions recruitment

If she brings it up they are gonna think she's making it up

[lofty knoll]

Hope we get some good spelling mistakes on the boards

[winged patio]

I'd love to do something bizarre if I got voted off... Just shout "naw mammy... I'm faithful"

[lofty knoll]

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Leon

[formal shore]

"Get me aff this muck mammy AM FAITHFUL!!!"

[winged patio]

On my knees... Naaaaw

[lofty knoll]

If he goes, that looks bad on Freddie

[winged patio]

Wow.. Tyler is drowning

[formal shore]

Fuck this get Freddie on

[mild oracle]

Tyler is closest to the guy who won last year. So can't be a traitor. More logic in that.

[lofty knoll]

Hahahaa

Why they acting like traitors mean they are bad people in real life

Say it every night but Claudia literally picked them on day 1

And could have easily been any of them

[formal shore]

I hate everybody man

Except Leon

[finite thorn]

Leon is the worst

which one is leon>

[lofty knoll]

Is that Anna's whole point

[ebon pine]

Here. What happens if all the seductions fail? Would we just play with only faithful?

[mild oracle]

Are they told to be 100% with their accusations?

[finite thorn]

wheres the welsh one?

[lofty knoll]

We've only seen her facial reactions so far today

I wanna know if she's still speaking Welsh

[winged patio]

"You were in a good mood and now that you could get voted off a TV show you've gone quiet"

[formal shore]

I guess Claudia would turn someone against their will, like a vampire

[lofty knoll]

There she is

[finite thorn]

daek horse

[lofty knoll]

Why's no one saying "here where's your Welsh accent"

[finite thorn]

too busy crying for no reason

[winged patio]

Only one person half threw out a traitors name.. they've no idea

[lofty knoll]

Has minah been mentioned once

[winged patio]

Not one vote

[mild oracle]

She maybe admitted it and there was no reaction

[formal shore]

I know I'm not in that situation but they're no that bright are they

[winged patio]

I think it's all in the edit

Freddie is a dead man walking

[finite thorn]

you should be kicked off these programs for saying someone is a lovely person

[formal shore]

He's sitting

[winged patio]

Sit on this 🖕

[mild oracle]

I think it's the fear of getting voted out. Just happy it's not your name getting said and piling on.

[ebon pine]

I hate Joe. Absolute knob. One of those cunts that treats his opinions like fact. Then doesn’t change even when he’s been proven wrong.

[formal shore]

Take me to dinner first fucking hell

[lofty knoll]

Aye pure survival

[mild oracle]

Bye-ler

[lofty knoll]

Tyler was sitting pretty til the roundtable

[formal shore]

The wee kiss

[mild oracle]

Freddie is done after this

[winged patio]

I hate the phrase "I voted for yourself..." The fuck grammar is that

[mild oracle]

The clique will be raging

[lofty knoll]

That girl is doing my head in

Livvy or whatever

[mild oracle]

Great tv

[formal shore]

What's a clique?

[weak pewter]

[winged patio]

"I love all of you that I met on Tuesday"

[lofty knoll]

They're all trying to get their dramatic exits aren't they

[mild oracle]

Dan mate

Stfu

[formal shore]

That MUSIC ARGHHHHH

[winged patio]

Linda just fucking smiled when she said "the traitors are doing well"... Wtf

[mild oracle]

Laugh at the ones that are angry that voted for the person that went

[lofty knoll]

I am fayfull 🏃‍➡️

[formal shore]

Wtf is Livi

[mild oracle]

Hope they all vote Freddie tomorrow and have their minds blown that they've been way off for 3 nights

[ebon pine]

I don’t care about anyone outside my own home as these people claim to care about each other. Mad clingy needy bastards

[lofty knoll]

Everyone's been jumping on the Freddie bandwagon every night

And she's acting the victim lol

[winged patio]

Dan's got everything wrong and has an ego

[weak pewter]

There has been practically zero discussion about there being no murder the night before

[lofty knoll]

I'm surprised the two old women are still there

[ebon pine]

Acts like he’s been some traitor spotting savant

[lofty knoll]

Like really, there were 2 sisters, one was a traitor

2 old women, 1 is a traitor

2 scousers, 1 is a traitor lol

[mild oracle]

Linda will want him murdered tonight. Minah will talk her down

[winged patio]

He's killing himself here

[ebon pine]

2 Welsh lassies. 1 is a traitor

2 absolute cunts, 1 is a traitor

[lofty knoll]

If he doesn't talk to anyone else about it then that's a great move

[mild oracle]

They need Anna murdered

[lofty knoll]

Oh lord

[mild oracle]

I'm a priest

[winged patio]

"Now yous all listen the fuck up I've got something to say"

[finite thorn]

i prefer warlock

[mild oracle]

No reaction

[astral vale]

Annddddd……?

[formal shore]

Hahahahaha

[lofty knoll]

Annas eyes are insane

[finite thorn]

wooooooooooooooooooow

[astral vale]

Now they just think she’s fucking odd

[winged patio]

Looking deep into my soul hahaha

[ebon pine]

“Adrenaline in my soul”

[lofty knoll]

Bad move

She doesn't have any strings to pull

She got a letter, doesn't know who from

[winged patio]

https://tenor.com/view/beltrano-fantoche-puppet-music-video-clipe-gif-21995044

[lofty knoll]

Minah won't wanna murder Dan

[finite thorn]

guys btw im an ordained priest so like less of the sass

[formal shore]

Fuck off wideo

[finite thorn]

w

[winged patio]

Minah is doing great... Linda is just a yes man

[lofty knoll]

Omg

I was not expecting her eye to be out!!!

[ebon pine]

Like the Reverend Richard Coles?

[winged patio]

She said that last week

[mild oracle]

Right calm down

[winged patio]

Like Columbo

[ebon pine]

Mad Eye Moody

[mild oracle]

Guys, less of that

[winged patio]

When Peter Faulk was a kid he got called out in a Baseball game when diving for the bag. So he popped his eye out and offered it to the umpire

[weak pewter]

The music ahahahah

[finite thorn]

excuse me

[formal shore]

I mean, it does take you by surprise if you're not expecting to see that

[lofty knoll]

I wish it was on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

[winged patio]

My brother is blind in one eye but still has the eye

[ebon pine]

Why?

[lofty knoll]

Because I don't like having a show to watch on a Friday night

The apprentice soon wooo

[winged patio]

You want Friday night to be a clean 12 hours straight of Balatro

[weak pewter]

I agree, Sunday Monday Tuesday would work as well

[lofty knoll]

Exactly lol

[winged patio]

lok

[ebon pine]

Silent Witness is on Monday and Tuesday

[formal shore]

Kek

[winged patio]

Aftershow has much better people tonight

Some girl from Series 2 who pedals rose

[ebon pine]

Like the wine?

[winged patio]

Yeah

[formal shore]

Petal rose

[winged patio]

Pedal = sells

[formal shore]

Peddle

[lofty knoll]

Pedals rose petals

[ebon pine]

Pete pedals rose petal by the pedalos

[lofty knoll]

And he is also a.....

[finite thorn]

kinda passed me by this episode

[pallid quail]

Loved the smash the clique theme

[winged patio]

Tyler is shook Minah is a traitor

"my head's gone"

[ebon pine]

Please don’t use the apology font for non apologies please and thank you

[pallid quail]

Did anyone else catch Fozia's little shrug when Tyler said he was a faithful? Enjoyed that

[ebon pine]

Shes been over confident since she arrived.

Really disappointed Lisa didn’t say “I’ll tell you JUST how faithful I am! I’m the most faithful you can be!”

[misty frigate]

Just catching up now. Trying to recruit Anna was fucking daft

[lofty knoll]

Does it not feel wrong that there's another episode tonight

On a Friday

[finite thorn]

which one is anna

[misty frigate]

Irish. Blue eyes

[finite thorn]

ahh to be young and think friday is anything special

[lofty knoll]

The one who has eyes like Mr burns in that one episode

[finite thorn]

oh wait... I hope Armani gets killed off tonight

[lofty knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-mr-burns-glowing-spaced-out-gif-17515640

Glowing

[finite thorn]

i had that episode on VHS and used to watch it constantly

[lofty knoll]

I've been in that state many a time

Gonna have a wee drink

[finite thorn]

please do not drink wee

too easy tbh

[winged patio]

If you're lying down I guess

[finite thorn]

good effort 3/150

[misty frigate]

Tyler's name came out of absolutely nowhere

These lot are clueless

[misty frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/curb-larry-david-curb-your-enthusiasm-curb-credits-curb-your-enthusiasm-credits-gif-18780078

[finite thorn]

wait is he the one that went

[ebon pine]

Joe out tonight please. 🙏

He needs to be banished though. Murdering is letting him off the hook

[finite thorn]

but i thought he was a right geezer

TEAM DAN

https://tenor.com/view/dan-alan-partridge-gif-10625913

[ebon pine]

Fandan

[pallid quail]

I'll be Livid if Livi is left Livin

[winged patio]

I have a plate of sushi and an Irn Bru Xtra.. letsgo

[mild oracle]

HWFG

[finite thorn]

REMEMBER SLIGHT DELAY BEFORE MESSAGING TO HELP OUT @formal shore

[formal shore]

I love you Picky

But you're delayed in the heed

[finite thorn]

😦

[mild oracle]

If Fozia goes we riot

[finite thorn]

i only eat square sushi as well

[formal shore]

Fucking love sushi

[finite thorn]

wheres @lofty knoll

[winged patio]

£6.70

[formal shore]

I ordered a curry but was done after the samosas...had a migraine all day

[finite thorn]

i hate all the music in this program

[finite thorn]

team dan or charlotte

[mild oracle]

Linda raging

[finite thorn]

im trying to listen to the show here

[formal shore]

Well fucking said

[astral vale]

Evening everyone

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-angry-cat-disgusted-bad-dad-gif-18128869

[mild oracle]

Not Fozia then if Linda is trying to say Fozia is a traitor

[finite thorn]

who

[formal shore]

There's yer Fozia

Yeah who

Oh thank fuck

[finite thorn]

no like legit who

the army one?

[formal shore]

No

[finite thorn]

haha

[formal shore]

The whiny crying one

Livi

[finite thorn]

thats all of them

[formal shore]

Especially so

[lofty knoll]

Fuck

[formal shore]

Still not Freddie you daft cow

[mild oracle]

Haha

Linda crying

[lofty knoll]

Got stuck in a survivor game against Freddy Krueger fs

[astral vale]

My hatred for livi is irrational right now

[finite thorn]

i do think its very lame they arent at least like play murdered

[lofty knoll]

Sentence I never thought I'd say

[lofty knoll]

Aye found on the floor

Like in those murder mystery games

[finite thorn]

like just a light garrotting

[ebon pine]

Easy gig that. 15 quid an hour to have a nap for 4 hours?

[winged patio]

Huge gamble

[astral vale]

Fucked it there

[ebon pine]

Dunno if I can be arsed failing drama school first though

[mild oracle]

Never draw attention to yourself

[finite thorn]

constant misplays

[lofty knoll]

There's people that think fake Welsh girl and Alexander are secretly a couple

[lofty knoll]

Exactly

[formal shore]

Linda ffs

[mild oracle]

Who's Alexander?

[lofty knoll]

She's funny to watch but just fade into background

[lofty knoll]

New guy from the cage

[mild oracle]

Ah ok

[formal shore]

The one I said was hot but is a Tory

[ebon pine]

The posho who came in late that @formal shore fancies

[formal shore]

NO LONGER I AM REFORMED

[ebon pine]

Very poor choice of words

NPP

[lofty knoll]

Aw look Freddie has made friends

I'm starting to get their names now

[finite thorn]

she didnt slam the photo on the floor

theres only one name you need to know

DAN

[ebon pine]

Only ever does it with the first one. For dramatic effect.

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-limmy-smirk-limmy-smug-gif-19155592

[finite thorn]

shame, that was funny and lame

[lofty knoll]

Who got murdered

[ebon pine]

Oor Claude can’t be too harsh. She’s too wholesome and lovely.

[lofty knoll]

I missed it

[formal shore]

Livi

[lofty knoll]

Ahhh

[ebon pine]

Too busy posting your spoons table to Threads

[finite thorn]

anna cosplaying as a toddler

[mild oracle]

Folk finally saying Minah

[lofty knoll]

Francesca looks like this actress

From one of the soaps

[ebon pine]

Can you be more specific?

[formal shore]

Naw naw you are stupid, you're right

[lofty knoll]

I was hoping one of you would know who I meant

[formal shore]

Joe always looks like he's smelled a honking fart

[lofty knoll]

Because it's only a slight idea in my head who she looks like

[finite thorn]

I do

[lofty knoll]

Hmmm

[finite thorn]

Ken Barlow

[lofty knoll]

There it is

[formal shore]

He still kicking?

[lofty knoll]

Yeah he's Gary's da

[mild oracle]

The Scottish lad is the new Anna. Barely heard from them.

[formal shore]

Who's Gary

[formal shore]

Less condom hats the better

[ebon pine]

Ken Barlows son

[lofty knoll]

Yeah ya only see him at the roundtable

[ebon pine]

Hides in the toilet the rest of the time

[formal shore]

GARY BARLOW I GET IT, HAHAHA GET THAT CLIPPED MAN

[lofty knoll]

Hahahaha

[formal shore]

Like my pupils

[finite thorn]

fuck do they overreact to everything for

[mild oracle]

Lindas reaction

She's surely gone today

[lofty knoll]

They're very aware they're being watched by the others

It's like they forget how to act naturally

[ebon pine]

I’d hide in the toilet if I had to deal with you in real life as well.

[finite thorn]

i just failed on the first small blind, thanks guys

[lofty knoll]

Is it Sarah Lancaster she looks like

[formal shore]

Yet, YET, you were greetin when I denied you coming to ma hoose with a boombox last week

[formal shore]

I think it's Corrie but Idk who

The outfits are rad

[finite thorn]

dont like him, whos hes called when hes at home

[mild oracle]

Why did she get it in her mouth?

[finite thorn]

please delay by 10 seconds

[ebon pine]

Which is why I’d hide in the shiter. Offered a hand of wholesome friendship and was cast aside.

[formal shore]

You know what, that's fair

[mild oracle]

As a traitor you'd want Freddie to win a shield. Poor from Minah

[finite thorn]

they are all fucking this

[winged patio]

Wtf!? The producer has clearly changed their mind about pouring shite on people haha

[formal shore]

That pouring is giving me major sensory ick

[ebon pine]

Defo watching Uncloaked to see Livvys reaction to Freddie NOT being a traitor.

[mild oracle]

Hahaha

[finite thorn]

down the back, what that? nowt

[formal shore]

Great point

[mild oracle]

Minah should have got them to promise then picked one

[lofty knoll]

Yesss

[formal shore]

Wasny me

[lofty knoll]

This is actually vile

[mild oracle]

She lied

She's been deceitful

Hell for her

[ebon pine]

They’ve defo got this stuff on a job lot

[formal shore]

I feel sick man

[finite thorn]

its just rancid horse spunk

calm down

[formal shore]

Thanks, Picky

[winged patio]

As a bald man I'd be loving this

[formal shore]

YOURE A BALD-...

[winged patio]

Wait... I typed that before reading horse cum

[ebon pine]

I don’t wash my hair. I’d need to after this

[ebon pine]

Sure

[lofty knoll]

Ya dutty bastardssss

[formal shore]

I missed that, what a golden opportunity

[formal shore]

At all?

[winged patio]

You must be able to hear people moving.. so you'd know left or right of you

[mild oracle]

Haha Linda licking it up

[winged patio]

Disgusting

[formal shore]

No way

Oh yeah hahaha

Dan got a shield

[finite thorn]

I told you DAN THE MAN

apart from being an unlikeable cunt

[mild oracle]

Doing it as pairs is good cause folk will start blabbing

[ebon pine]

I rinse it in the shower but don’t regularly use shampoo. I promise my hair has never looked so good.

[formal shore]

MolassEEEES?

[formal shore]

I mean it's dependent on your scalp so I believe it

[mild oracle]

Haha already grassing each other up

[formal shore]

Mine is the type to get greasy after 2 days

[winged patio]

I'd take it to my grave

[ebon pine]

I have fantastic skin

[lofty knoll]

She's coming for ya Dan

[formal shore]

Use any skincare?

[lofty knoll]

Linda has a wee blue/purple rinse in her hair

My p7 teacher had that

[formal shore]

From the blood?

[winged patio]

What is p7?

[lofty knoll]

Oh it could be actually

[lofty knoll]

Primary 7

[ebon pine]

Charcoal scrub. Dove body wash. Beard shampoo. Beard oil. It’s a whole routine.

[lofty knoll]

Don't tell me yous don't have primary school in England

[finite thorn]

Playstation 7 obvo

[lofty knoll]

Hwfg roundtable

[mild oracle]

Linda banished, Fozia recruited is my prediction

[formal shore]

Good, if you said just water I'd be raging haha

[winged patio]

Hahahha we have schools.. we just say Year 7

[lofty knoll]

Minah turn on Dan?

[ebon pine]

This Discord would make me believe that to be true.

[lofty knoll]

Hey now

[mild oracle]

She'll take her time I think

[formal shore]

Year 7 is S1

[finite thorn]

Hot take but I think Brian is going

[formal shore]

So first year of high school here

[ebon pine]

Hey now. Don’t dream it’s over

[ebon pine]

Also you’re no English.

[formal shore]

Who's Brian

[finite thorn]

haha the priest one had a bit on string on their shoulder

[winged patio]

[formal shore]

Condom

[lofty knoll]

Just name everybody

[formal shore]

Linda is fucked

[finite thorn]

dans hair is clinging on for its life

[winged patio]

Hahaaha... Don't fuck this faithfuls

[lofty knoll]

Hahahaha Linda

[formal shore]

Hairline patter, careful

[finite thorn]

Tank can handle it

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-baby-blues-smiling-pearly-whites-gif-17740172

[lofty knoll]

Why's she so offended

[winged patio]

Can't be offended by hairline patter when you don't have one

[finite thorn]

i mean you do its just the back of your neck

[formal shore]

When did you go bald Tank

[mild oracle]

Oh oh Dan in trouble

[lofty knoll]

Why's Francesca making such a big deal outta this

But they had to pick someone

[winged patio]

That's a tricky one.. like would you say Dan is bald?

[formal shore]

Nah but I'm asking

[finite thorn]

You TV people need to watch yourself @lofty knoll @mild oracle

[ebon pine]

No body shaming!

[finite thorn]

[formal shore]

Just trying to boost his own self esteem by shitting on others

[winged patio]

I started shaving it like 5 years ago.. the decline maybe started 5 years before that

[ebon pine]

Tbf the general rule is if it’s bannable on stream it’s bannable in here and hairline patter is a bannable offence

[finite thorn]

Limmys hairline

[winged patio]

Dan's got maybe 3 years left

[finite thorn]

hes fucked this like

[lofty knoll]

A few of them were silent there

Leon, Joe etc

Who we think tonight?

Dan? Linda?

[finite thorn]

whats stripey top called?

[mild oracle]

Is Leon not taking part in some tasks? Did he do today's one?

[winged patio]

I think Linda is in trouble.. the crying was too much, proper hail Mary move

[lofty knoll]

I can't remember seeing him

[formal shore]

Well fukin said

[mild oracle]

Yeah I don't think he did the cage one either. But he did yesterday's

[formal shore]

MODS!!

[finite thorn]

which one is Leon?

[winged patio]

Maybe Leon has a major treacle allergy

[lofty knoll]

Claudia just said his name

[finite thorn]

well youre ahead of me

[mild oracle]

Daft Linda

[lofty knoll]

So I was giving you the heads up

[winged patio]

Leon

[finite thorn]

thanks 🙂

that background lol

[ebon pine]

They should put their names on screen to help picky out

[lofty knoll]

They did in the first few episodes

[mild oracle]

Linda needed to go for Dan. What is she doing?

[lofty knoll]

She's not tactically minded at all lol

[ebon pine]

They do it every time they’re in the diary room

[winged patio]

In this room I'd point and say "what's your name?" and then write a different name

[formal shore]

Lianne?

[formal shore]

What a hunk

[mild oracle]

Who was cheering Dan on at the start of the episode?

[winged patio]

Keep em guessing

[mild oracle]

Get it up ye

[finite thorn]

Cheering Dan to go ffs

[formal shore]

I am

[ebon pine]

@rugged cape But I’m no convinced he knows who Dan is

Like the IT crowd scene about football

[lofty knoll]

Who's that you've just tagged

[winged patio]

"couple of weeks".. wtf!? How long are they in there for???

[finite thorn]

smirkin

[mild oracle]

Hahahahaha

[formal shore]

You see that display last noight

[lofty knoll]

Hahahahahahah pickle Pete at home like huh

[formal shore]

Hahaha Francesca

[finite thorn]

I love this lot, what a fucking disaster

[ebon pine]

Sake

[ebon pine]

12 days

[mild oracle]

Jake is keeping himself safe by gunning for Linda. Too obvious to murder him.

[winged patio]

12 days with randoms I'd be climbing the walls

[formal shore]

Jake is smart

[lofty knoll]

This is stressing me out wonky

[formal shore]

12 minutes for me

[finite thorn]

they arent randoms, they are all best friends

or so youd think

[winged patio]

Loved ones

[finite thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-turn-your-back-on-family-you-cant-walk-away-from-family-you-cant-leave-family-behind-you-cant-ignore-family-you-cant-disregard-family-gif-16058425

[formal shore]

I'll love your one

[finite thorn]

fucking love cups on this program dont they

[ebon pine]

It’s fine. They’re no an active sub so canny reply to me 😂

[formal shore]

Taunt 'em

[mild oracle]

They do all seem tired of each other's shit

[ebon pine]

I’m no a bully

[winged patio]

"I thought we were family.. you don't turn your back on family.... I'm a faithful"

[ebon pine]

The mission proved they haven’t got a fucking clue what they’re talking about

[lofty knoll]

I looked at her as a daughter says Linda... Known her 8 days

[formal shore]

Just me then

[mild oracle]

Face to face murder yas

[formal shore]

10 second delay

[finite thorn]

aww i like the bit when they have hoods on

[finite thorn]

just wont listen will they 😦

[lofty knoll]

Right us TV ones make a pact

Not to say who it is

[winged patio]

You have to pick them in plain sight but write their names down

[formal shore]

It's frustrating I know, but I'd appreciate even the big reveals being delayed

[mild oracle]

Linda is gonna get caught isn't she?

[ebon pine]

Whose no got a telly in 2025 ffs?

[lofty knoll]

💯

[winged patio]

Got a cardigan the size of Belize, you can hide a quill

[finite thorn]

aye TV that modern tech

[ebon pine]

No having a tv is like no having a fridge or indoor plumbing.

[mild oracle]

Imagine they both got caught

[lofty knoll]

This is making me nervous

[finite thorn]

aye lol no traitors left

[mild oracle]

That would throw the game wide open

[lofty knoll]

Omg this is taking forever

[finite thorn]

its called tension

the think is you know they walked down that corridor like 2 days earlier

#editing

[lofty knoll]

It's like scooby doo here

[formal shore]

I know, I feel it every time you talk to me

[mild oracle]

Haha I wish they got caught

That would have been so good

[finite thorn]

tension in the loins aye

[mild oracle]

That's a good 4 names

[lofty knoll]

Imagine she misspelt Leanne

[formal shore]

Fucking hell

[finite thorn]

thatd be my tactic just saying "i categorically cant be a traitor"

[ebon pine]

\3@m3

[mild oracle]

Russian Roulette would be a good game

[ebon pine]

“Nah I just played at my own pace”

[formal shore]

It's no a real graveyard pal

[winged patio]

They're not picking on Anna.. she's deluded

[finite thorn]

@sweet remnant must be hating charlottes clothes, not a jot of black in them. anna?

[mild oracle]

Why would the Traitors put themselves forward for this?

[lofty knoll]

He loves Claudia's clothes

[ebon pine]

I love Claudia

[formal shore]

Anna has a Rugrats lookin fleece on

[winged patio]

[finite thorn]

Favourite Rugrat, go

[formal shore]

No, Charlotte

[lofty knoll]

Tommy

[winged patio]

Your main man, something pickles

[formal shore]

Angelica

[lofty knoll]

Tommy

[ebon pine]

They call it “Toddler Chic”. It’s a real thing.

[lofty knoll]

I'm gna guess fozia is a goner

[finite thorn]

i asked before why she was dressed like a toddler

[formal shore]

Mystery solved

[finite thorn]

Leon is shaking

[mild oracle]

They are playing Scabby Queen?

[finite thorn]

should have had a round of shithead

[lofty knoll]

This is like balatro

[formal shore]

Get aff the muck

[ebon pine]

You’re obsessed!

[finite thorn]

mammy

[lofty knoll]

Hahaahahaha

Intervention

[mild oracle]

It looks cold tbf

[ebon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/much-overwatch-limmy-brian-limond-twitch-gif-17679243

[formal shore]

Careful

[lofty knoll]

Could they not have done this inside

[ebon pine]

Scotland in May innit

[winged patio]

Annas hands are shaking haha

[mild oracle]

Guessing cliffhanger will be final 2

[ebon pine]

Castles being deep cleaned after they all came home caked in shite

[formal shore]

We need to sit Limmy and @lofty knoll doon about their respective muck

[ebon pine]

Sorry. Molassseeeees

[mild oracle]

Traitors wouldn't put themselves up for this, so 3 survivors are pretty much safe.

[ebon pine]

No we don’t be todays stream was the best in some time

[finite thorn]

aye interesting point

[winged patio]

Alex doesn't look like a man who's negotiated war zones

[lofty knoll]

See once I bin it, it'll be gone forever. But until then I'm addicted

[formal shore]

Yeah the Rivals stuff was fine in smaller doses

[finite thorn]

erm its Alexander

[finite thorn]

until Balatro 2

[formal shore]

I'll negotiate your warzone

[winged patio]

Sandy will like whatever I call him

[lofty knoll]

I wish I could put this in a higher speed

[ebon pine]

Wouldn’t trust you on their names

[finite thorn]

im a faces person

[astral vale]

Claudia’s eye liner is insane tonight

[ebon pine]

*faeces

[winged patio]

I don't trust an Alex that goes by Alexander, or Boris NPP

[lofty knoll]

If I was one of the 4 picked here I wouldn't feel safe

For the next few nights

[formal shore]

I had a guy called Sandy who was madly in love with me in high school, took me on a date because I was too nice back then, and he stood up and cheered when a Visit Australia ad came on before our film started in the cinema

[lofty knoll]

If I was top 4 on the traitors list

[finite thorn]

too nice back? obvious lies

[lofty knoll]

LOL

[ebon pine]

Is there additional context here?

[formal shore]

Yes. He was doing a solo trip to Aus after leaving high school in a few months

[finite thorn]

im not sure this program really needs the cliff hangers, theres enough intrigue without it

[ebon pine]

Bet you were delighted by that

[formal shore]

Sure fucking was

[ebon pine]

“Any chance you can go sooner?”

[winged patio]

Solo aged 15?

[formal shore]

He was the oldest in our year so 18ish by the time he would have went

[ebon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/solo-sikoa-wwe-gif-8447696466761168138

[winged patio]

You finish school at 18!!?

[finite thorn]

when youre held back twice aye

[formal shore]

Some kids do, it's between 17 - 18 if you stay til the end

[winged patio]

I did GCSEs at 15

[formal shore]

Picky it's alright man dw

[ebon pine]

7 years of primary. 4 years of high school. 2 years of highers.

[finite thorn]

i dont get it

[formal shore]

You were held back twice

Such a shame

[ebon pine]

Nobody has ever held picky. That’s why he’s like this

[finite thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/glued-stuck-ralph-wiggum-simpsons-gif-24774857

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-blahem-bobbi-cat-gif-19673138

[winged patio]

Wee bobbi

[formal shore]

Bobbi been held mare than Picky

And in the last six months, me n aw

[ebon pine]

@winged patio

[formal shore]

WHAT YOU TAGGING HIM FOR

[ebon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/cupid-valentine's-day-valentine-arrow-heart-gif-16160003595913612695

[pallid quail]

Alexander's face throughout that card game

Also Linda with the Oscar performance AGAIN

Bravo

[ebon pine]

I disagree with Claudia’s statement about Dan being a strong faithful. He wasn’t. He got caught lying in the game. That’s a banish-able offence. Deserved to go.

[finite thorn]

he was too much

played too hard and died

[pallid quail]

He was kinda onto Minah though

Could have taken her down given more time I reckon

[ebon pine]

Broken clocks and all that

[pallid quail]

Just shouldn't have "Get Your Own Back"'d Francesca

[winged patio]

No Traitors tonight

Can I write snarky comments in here about whichever film I'm watching?

[ebon pine]

That game last with the cards was stupid. It really highlighted that the format of this show is held together with chewing gum and toothpicks.

It should pretty much confirm to the others that all the participants are faithful because a traitor can’t play that game.

I know Claudia told them they could, but they actually can’t because traitors can’t be murdered.

If they don’t realise that afterwards then everyone of them is an idiot.

That’s all presuming it plays out how we think and there isn’t some other twist at the start of weds episode.

[winged patio]

Yeah, they've effectively said these three people are faithfuls... Would be a good time to recruit one

[misty frigate]

Well the poisoning game is burned now. No chance they could do that again

This show is going to suffer from the same thing as Big Brother

The people coming in are so wise to the format

I remember BB7 it was, I think. Two housemates said "It doesn't matter if you win, you'll make up the money in magazine deals."

And it was fucked from then on

The Traitors players know what the tasks are, how valuable a shield is or isn't

Anna knew she was going to be thrown under the bus if she accepted seduction

Sooner or later, we'll have to do a season so different from the others out of necessity

[lofty knoll]

Yes I agree, that's why I like the first season so much. It's new so nobody knows what to expect

It's untouched

Raw

[winged patio]

What about hiding 3 quarters of a shield in the house... but not the 4th... they'll be looking for ages

Or winning a pavise (large shield) that protects you and someone you choose.. force them into groups in public

[misty frigate]

Any other kinds of shields you'd like to talk about?

[ebon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-dean-ambrose-seth-rollins-the-shield-fist-bump-gif-13698574

[pallid quail]

they should do a thing where the traitors can give someone a fake shield, then they murder them that night, just to fuck with everyone

[finite thorn]

they should do a think where they tell several groups that they are traitors

and then i dunno

[pallid quail]

you should do a think

[finite thorn]

i try but my brian fail

[ebon pine]

Saying you’re a traitor is instant DQ

[finite thorn]

thats no what i meant but its a bad idea so i cba to explain

[formal shore]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-happy-smile-smug-gif-22056466

[misty frigate]

Like fake traitors or multiple groups that don't know about the others?

[finite thorn]

aye why not, make it a total mess

[winged patio]

One on the left was big Tom Stoltman apparently

[misty frigate]

I saw that in the news

Huge lads they were

[finite thorn]

what a lad he is. Totally missed Worlds Strongest Man this xmas. a proper shame

[stone meteor]

Just started it already dislike this aisha

[lofty knoll]

Aisha

[stone meteor]

Anyone who says they’re a marmite person is categorically not a marmite person

[lofty knoll]

Which season are you watching

[stone meteor]

They are dislikable and attract arseholes

[stone meteor]

*SERIES

1

[lofty knoll]

Be careful of S3 spoilers in here

[stone meteor]

Aye

[lofty knoll]

But you can get up to date by wednesday I know it

[stone meteor]

Av read nothin just came to spout shit and leave

My modus operandi

[pallid quail]

my 2cents - perfectly ok to start at S2

in S1 they were just kinda figuring out the game - S2 everyone had watched S1 and kinda knew the craic

[stone meteor]

Will see how I think of this S1 to begin with at least

Am horrible for needing to do stuff from start to finish

I have played every single final fantasy game except ff11

Even tho it’s episodic

[pallid quail]

thats the shite online one tho? Aye think I'm the same, I went 10-12

[stone meteor]

Think it’s like any mmo tho where it’s actually bit marmite, know people who played it and loved it

[lofty knoll]

Stop talking about marmite

Marmite in the brain today

Hahahaha

[winged patio]

Love a bit of marmite

[pallid quail]

What a poker face

[misty frigate]

Literally every time it cut to him I was in bits

[winged patio]

This guy has negotiated peace treaties

[stone meteor]

Don’t talk to me about marmite again

Marmite is the best marmite all the time

[formal shore]

I AM UNREADABLE

[ebon pine]

Bet he husnae

[winged patio]

Giving one side whatever they want is technically a peace treaty

Or they coulda just faked it all because his dad's a baron or some shite... the same way Elon Musk thinks he's good at computer games and then just embarrasses himself

[stone meteor]

This is great trash tv btw btw

When did it move from c4 to bbc???

[lofty knoll]

How many episodes you got through?

[stone meteor]

Am only only like end of episode 4

Readjusting my estimate

[lofty knoll]

Skip the tasks

[stone meteor]

Gimme a decade and I’ll catch up

[stone meteor]

Are you fuckin on one

[lofty knoll]

The good thing is it's only one episode on Wednesday

So you really have Thursday and Friday to catch up too

[stone meteor]

Is it not people get aggro>do task in aggro>vent aggro in war room

If I skip tasks I miss context no

[lofty knoll]

The final isn't til 24th Jan

[stone meteor]

If I need to watch by 24th Jan that’s a target

I can watch 26 hours by then if I have a target

[lofty knoll]

Oh also I think on iPlayer you can adjust the playback speed? Maybe watch the trials on 2x speed

Then slow it down for the actual content

[stone meteor]

How are trials not actual content!!???

Our licenses paid for this shite

[lofty knoll]

Shaaaaayyyyt

[stone meteor]

Whilst they’re herding sheep the farmers are drowning

[lofty knoll]

Nah jk I am just tryna find ways for you to watch this more efficiently

No more James brown breaks

[stone meteor]

Can’t promise anything

Although I did watch two episodes back to back

Only stopped to let ma roast me for a bit

Was a good phone call, she’s short, I told her to stand straight

Good times

Yer pink hair lad Tom (or something, in my head he’s Tom) is obsessively sure of his own bullshit

If he gets cut now I’ll lose faith in the process

[misty frigate]

Alex. Too little screen time for someone so interesting looking

[ebon pine]

Alex is the girl no?

[lofty knoll]

That's this series

[stone meteor]

I pay less and less attention to names as I collect more years

[misty frigate]

Fuck sake

[lofty knoll]

Arnlegweak is watching S1

[stone meteor]

It’s all vibes

[misty frigate]

I should've scrolled up. Alas, here we are

[stone meteor]

So Alex vibe-wise is the new Tom

Copy cat as it was

Perhaps some shit joke about Tom & Jerry

[misty frigate]

Across BB and Traitors, we've had a lot of forgettable Toms apparently

[stone meteor]

I won’t, some other cunt can write it

[stone meteor]

Perchance

[misty frigate]

Goes to show etc.

[stone meteor]

Mayhaps

[stone meteor]

Scammed again btw btw. Are the traitors the traitors we met along the way?

Btw

Perhaps

For that reason am out

Paused it, took a photo of a riddle and sent it to ma and she laughed at me and gave me the answer immediately

Fucking snake

[stone meteor]

Think I should take up your suggestion

[stone meteor]

Failed this big time

Shucks man it’s a mother

https://open.spotify.com/track/6n2OrsXqVl4XgJPUZID9Qh?si=v4pQar0_TbqUq8FuZVJLkQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6lN8o7zj38h5pUZ7fAtfdL

[torpid orbit]

Anyone watching US3? I'm enjoying it a lot more than UK3 so far 😗

[ebon pine]

We’re planning too after the UK. My pea brain can’t watch 2 seasons at the same time. I’ll start mixing them together in my head

[mild oracle]

Going to wait for UK S3 to finish then I'll start that. Watched two versions at the same time before and it kind of ruined my enjoyment of both.

[torpid orbit]

I like it! Wed-Fri for UK, weekend for US. It's funny seeing the same challenges side by side and the weird little differences between them. The one with the clown behind the doors in the US version had some stupid CGI flashing outline of the doors before they opened, it didn't make any sense.

[winged patio]

I've turned the Australian one on, series 2... They've got four "celebrities"

[lofty knoll]

That's a great one tho

[misty frigate]

Might be the best series

It's messy as fuck and I love it

[weak pewter]

I hated Australia S2 so much it virtually out me off the format entirely. I had to forward through most of the last three episodes because of how much everyone was winding me up. S1 was good though.

[winged patio]

I couldn't finish episode one hahaha they're just too desperate to be memorable

[mild oracle]

Yeah felt like that person broke the game.

[finite thorn]

I'm spending all my day sending negative energy to Armani hoping she gets voted out tonight. 🤞

[misty frigate]

Get her binned

[formal shore]

Patter Loop

[finite thorn]

itll continue until Armani is voted out

really had to refrain from the "ill patter your loop" response

guess ive kinda said it there

[formal shore]

You did, aye

Disappointing

[ebon pine]

Somehow managed to make it even less funny as well.

[finite thorn]

kinda why i said it tbh

[ebon pine]

https://tenor.com/view/limmy-double-down-gods-judgement-falconhoof-limmys-show-gif-21967942

[finite thorn]

never

now ill not be tempted to say it next time a patter loop is mentioned

[winged patio]

I'm hyped to chat shit (on a 10 second delay)

[lofty knoll]

Wooop

[formal shore]

Why future tense

[misty frigate]

Traitors soon come

[formal shore]

You summoning something?

[winged patio]

Repair Shop at 8pm

[lofty knoll]

Don't judge me but I've been watching love island all stars lolol

[misty frigate]

The Ghost of Diane

She just howls "but Ross is" on stormy nights

[ebon pine]

We listen but we don't judge

[finite thorn]

tell that to lankey

[winged patio]

I keep meaning to watch on iPlayer... I might remember tonight

[finite thorn]

its the inferior way to watch

but still

[lofty knoll]

I like being ahead

Makes me feel like I know the secret first

[finite thorn]

you have self control though so its fine

i was thinking before how lame this cliffhanger has been

pretty much no chat over the week because whats the chat gonna be about no point in speculating about what the traitors will do next

[lofty knoll]

I can't even remember how was banished

Was it left at a cliffhanger

[finite thorn]

its the card game isnt it

[lofty knoll]

I'm not retaining anything atm

Life is on a bit of a groundhog day

[finite thorn]

well the recap will be thrilling for you then