Hamilton

[gusty adder]

the foul beast consumes its wretched meal

[raven falcon]

Hamilton asmr when

[gusty adder]

Always

Constantly

Whenever you hear that little skitter, that little plop plop plop, that little crunching noise like the kid in the back row of class eating chips at an inappropriate time… you’re probably hearing your own hamster

but Hamilton will be there too

[dusty socket]

Can’t believe he’s finally using food bowls

[gusty adder]

I’m trying to switch it up so instead of letting his little cheeks every night I can try petting his little butt and the top of his head

Variety is important

[gusty adder]

HIM

HIS FACE

[surreal violet]

• we are trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

[gusty adder]

Update: I took his water bottle for 2 seconds to fill it up and he started suddenly becoming extremely dehydrated and perishing and how dare I

I came back to him sitting sadly next to the empty holder

The jerk

[dusty socket]

The grinch

[gritty rock]

You can see he’s dying of thirst

[surreal violet]

He almost DIED and you call him a jerk?

Its common knowledge if you stay 2 mins without water you die

[raven falcon]

so why didn’t my hamster die when he didn’t drink water for many weeks for some unknown reason I’ll never get?

[copper stag]

Just look at his face

He knows he's been wronged

[surreal violet]

He had been FOOLED

He wants the manager

[gusty adder]

You actively can see that the water has been evaporated out of his body

I, a cruel and malevolent being, took his water from him the exact moment he decided to stop rubbing his butt on every corner in his maze, in which I used foul dark magic to read his mind

[raven falcon]

Hamilton butt scented maze

[gusty adder]

Then, I took it from him, his one source of hydration, for an unknown but lengthy period of time (45 seconds)

In which, he may have died

[raven falcon]

he’s too good to die from dehydration

[gusty adder]

AAA

[surreal violet]

NO PLEASE DONT CONSUME ME I HAVE A FAMILY

[gusty adder]

Too late

[surreal violet]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raven falcon]

the first sightings of a wild Hamilton

[gusty adder]

He appears

[raven falcon]

[gusty adder]

oh hi

[gritty rock]

Hangover Hamilton 🥴

[gusty adder]

After being drunk on the blood of his enemies

[feral vector]

same

[thin gorge]

hamilton is the man i want to be

[gusty adder]

The role model

[gusty adder]

The king emerges

[raven falcon]

Bow down to HIM

[gusty adder]

He jauntily approaches

[raven falcon]

Why he look longer than before

[gusty adder]

He is a liquid

A viscous mass

[raven falcon]

Right

chunky

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[copper stag]

🍒

[raven falcon]

What is this meant to represent...

[pallid compass]

Probably the hamsters balls

[raven falcon]

Hamilton balls.

[surreal violet]

Yes it's the balls

Its
The BALLZ

[gritty rock]

Can’t believe you made him a castle

But he deserves it

[gusty adder]

Believe it. He deserves the world, it’s the least I could do

[gusty adder]

Another castle vid

[raven falcon]

You dare enter my castle?

[gritty rock]

We need more long Hamilton vids as such

[gusty adder]

The thirst

Must be quenched

[gritty rock]

Did he run out of blood?

[dusty socket]

Hamiltongue

[gusty adder]

Yes

Btw that’s holy water not normal water

It’s the only way to keep his sins in check

[surreal violet]

Committed so many crimes he needs holy water

[gusty adder]

Exactly

[gusty adder]

Bad vid bc discord thinks Hamilton is explicit otherwise but I assure you it’s worth it

[raven falcon]

le ham

[gritty rock]

He seems so calm

[gusty adder]

It’s of Hamilton getting pets while being close to my heart 🥹

Isn’t he actually the best?!?

[raven falcon]

The best of the best

Not saying I’d replace my hamster though

[gritty rock]

It’s the cutest video I’ve seen all week

[gusty adder]

He’s so great I love him

[gusty adder]

HELP

[dusty socket]

Explain yourself hamilton

How did you let this happen

[gusty adder]

I DONT KNOW

[gritty rock]

Hamimi

[raven falcon]

FAT cheeks

[surreal violet]

Ham

[devout venture]

ilton

[raven falcon]

Hamilton

[devout venture]

Say it 3x maybe he’ll appear

[raven falcon]

Hamilton

Hamilton

Hamilton

Look it’s Hamilton!

[gritty rock]

Hamilton Hamilton Hamilton

[gusty adder]

I don’t even need to say Hamilton’s name and he’ll appear at the foot of my bed like a sleep paralysis demon

Before pooping on my bed and running off

[raven falcon]

uh

that’s nice

[pallid compass]

If you even say a little bit of his name, he will have arrived

[gusty adder]

Yeah dude, in my literature class we’re reading Hamlet, and every time we so much as say ‘Ham’, he appears, chews on someone’s pencil eraser, then runs off into the abyss

[gusty adder]

Never before seen, up close footage of ‘the beast’

[raven falcon]

him

[gusty adder]

I love him sm

Been petting him for 15 minutes now he’s perfect

[raven falcon]

the ham of ham

[gusty adder]

Honestly, I think he’s the perfect being

[native saffron]

Is he a millionaire yet

[gusty adder]

Billionaire, actually

[surreal violet]

WHOAWHOAWHOA

[gusty adder]

AAAAAAA

Dang it y’all I can’t take it. I can’t take how stupidly adorable his little ears are

It’s torture, really. He has those cute little ears constantly and only lets me pet them 5 times each before getting fed up with it and slapping me

If hamsters weren’t meant to be cuddled 24/7, then explain this!!!

[gritty rock]

Get a rat

[raven falcon]

I’ll take him

[gusty adder]

Imma get an entire pack one of these days

[gritty rock]

Good idea

Rodents are just so cute fr

[gusty adder]

n O he’s my little jerk

I want like. 20.

[raven falcon]

o k a y

[gusty adder]

I want there to be more mass of rats in the house than the mass of humans

[feral vector]

@gusty adder

[gusty adder]

Beautiful. Truly a work of art of the beastie

[feral vector]

It gets better

[gusty adder]

Oh my—

It’s hard to capture his excellence but you have done it

[dusty socket]

Stars in his eyes

[gusty adder]

And in his tummy (Hamilton enjoys stuffing entire solar systems into his cheeks)

[pallid compass]

He’s probably already stuffed ours

[copper stag]

is that the secret to the creation of the universe

the big bang was actually just Hamilton pooping our universe out

[gusty adder]

It was Hamilton unpouching the universe too fast and trying to hide it in a black hole

[copper stag]

we have been blessed

[native saffron]

damn can he give me some of that

[gusty adder]

No, it’s all held up in sunflower seed stocks

[surreal violet]

IM HAMILTON'S BIGGEST FAN

I need an autograph

I NEED MERCH

[gusty adder]

If you want I can send you one of his poops

[surreal violet]

Would be an honor

[gusty adder]

Who needs hamster bowls when you have two perfectly good hands?

[raven falcon]

Noo im the biggest fan!!!!!!

[gritty rock]

I clearly am

[surreal violet]

Y'all are just imposters

[raven falcon]

That’s what an imposter would say!

[gusty adder]

sus

[raven falcon]

sus

[surreal violet]

sus

[gritty rock]

Ferocious beast gets lost in a maze

[gusty adder]

The beast

[gritty rock]

Yipee!

[gusty adder]

Hat

[gritty rock]

Little did Hamilton know, the tiny hat he brought wasn’t enough to endure the cold winter. Pour soul..

[gritty rock]

Big fan of the little man fr, even got him as my banner

[gusty adder]

Indeed you do

Yeah I’m a big fan of him too, he’s too cute and has no right being so cute

Like, this level of adorable has to count as biological warfare

[gusty adder]

no talk he angy

[gritty rock]

Don’t talk to him until he’s had his coffee

[gusty adder]

Blurry picture of the beast because he wiped his scent glands on my phone bc he owns it

[raven falcon]

woah

[gritty rock]

👃

Smells like hamilton

[gusty adder]

Oh gosh

[gritty rock]

That doesn’t look like him

[raven falcon]

He’s been neutralized

[gusty adder]

There’s a chance that every time I return to his enclosure someone replaced him with a different hamster

Idk how he makes so many shapes—

Like this is not the same

Not the same rodent

Can’t be

No way

[raven falcon]

uhh

he’s a shape shifter

[gusty adder]

Possibly

[feral vector]

Hes so golden looking

[gusty adder]

Breakfast in bed

[gritty rock]

Treating him like a king

[gusty adder]

Which he is

[gritty rock]

Yes yes ofc

[raven falcon]

Superior treatment

[gusty adder]

Me: Trying to enjoy a nice relaxing time watching TV

Hamilton: Running across my face and head, emerging like that one scene from Alien

[raven falcon]

the monster in my closet

[gusty adder]

He lives in my closet so yes, I do have a monster in my closet

[raven falcon]

amazing

[gusty adder]

I literally, upon learning I was going to be able to keep him, took every piece of clothing from my closet and converted the entire thing into his bedroom. Who needs nice clothes when you have a rodent instead, amirite?

[raven falcon]

Hamilton the movie

his origin story

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[gritty rock]

We need Hamilton asmr

[raven falcon]

yes

[gusty adder]

I can make it happen

He is very good at having 0 manners

[gusty adder]

I have kissed this rodent on the top of his stinking cute head like 40 times today he is perfect

[gritty rock]

Can I make it into another sticker

[gusty adder]

Indeed

Make as many stickers as you please

[raven falcon]

How do you make stickers

[gritty rock]

Gotta have nitro to use them outside of their intended servers

[raven falcon]

bru

[raven falcon]

[gritty rock]

I prefer ugly Hamilton

ugly cursed*

[raven falcon]

He is very much ugly cute

[gritty rock]

Ikr

I’m his #2 fan

He’s literally in my profile

[raven falcon]

I’m clearly his biggest fan though

I live in this thread

Or whatever it’s called

[gritty rock]

You do have a lot of messages in his channel

[raven falcon]

Exactly

[gritty rock]

I’m more of a #1063715351747113010 kinda person tbh

[raven falcon]

woah woah hey, this is Hamilton only

[gritty rock]

I am not loyal

[raven falcon]

oh.

[gritty rock]

I love all hamsters

[gusty adder]

I’m gonna count myself as his #1 fan on account of the fact I’m the one scooping his feces out of his sand

He has many fans though

We can all be his #1 fan

Also oh my gosh so many stickers lmao

[raven falcon]

ok I’m his #1th

Not 1st

Just 1th

[gusty adder]

Understandable

[gritty rock]

I’m 1rd then

[gusty adder]

1nd here

[gusty adder]

He saw a bird outside and thought it was a ghost

[gritty rock]

That picture looks so unreal

[gusty adder]

He just can’t be a real animal

I don’t believe it

[raven falcon]

He’s like the teenage mutant turtles but he’s actually the cursed cute hamster

[gusty adder]

I’m like, still deciding if he’s cute or cursed

He can switch so fast between the two

[raven falcon]

maybe it’s both

cursed and cute

[gritty rock]

He’s curte

Or cuted

Cursuted?

Cutursed

[raven falcon]

Cursecuted

[gritty rock]

Cutrsed

[raven falcon]

cutter

Wait no

[gritty rock]

No

[raven falcon]

don’t cut the Hamilton

[raven falcon]

there can only be one

[gusty adder]

Blursed. He is blursed

[thin gorge]

thinking of hamilton

[regal blaze]

Aren’t we all

[gusty adder]

Ears

[raven falcon]

Beautiful

[regal blaze]

Gorgeous

[gusty adder]

I caught him tryina steal my pencil

[raven falcon]

evil

[regal blaze]

What a jerk

[gusty adder]

Smiling for photos

[regal blaze]

He is so freaking blursed

[gusty adder]

IKR

[pallid compass]

My friend says she thinks hamilton is the cutest thing ever (except for her cat)

[gusty adder]

I think he’s the cutest thing ever too

[violet sorrel]

I sometimes wonder if he does that because he wants to get out of your grip or if he genuinely enjoys ear scritches

[gusty adder]

Imma say ear skritches bc if he wanted outta my grip, he could. I’m not holding very tightly, and he always runs up to me for them ❤️

[regal blaze]

Lovely

[copper stag]

He's so funny

[regal blaze]

So true fr

[pallid compass]

What is this 😭😭

Why are his cheeks so big

[regal blaze]

Such wise words

[raven falcon]

It’s clearly Hamilton the frisbee disk

[gusty adder]

The first clear image of a UFO

[raven falcon]

Uhm yeah that’s what I meant

[pallid compass]

[regal blaze]

You might wanna see #off-topic

@gusty adder

[gusty adder]

LMAO

I didn’t even realize what was happening I don’t go to that chat much

Glad to see Hamilton is getting the recognition he deserves

[violet sorrel]

Hamilton cult

[gusty adder]

He does have a growing community

All about a little hamster

[regal blaze]

I wish 😔

[pallid compass]

My friend loves him

[regal blaze]

Everyone does fr

[gusty adder]

It’s bc he’s a national treasure

Here he was this morning, emerging from his bedding like the worm monsters from Tremors

[regal blaze]

I forgot that movie existed

Difference is I would pet him

[gusty adder]

AAAAA

[raven falcon]

HAMILTON

[gusty adder]

HIM

[gusty adder]

He still doesn’t know how the wheel works 100%

[ornate thicket]

Multipurpose wheel

[gusty adder]

He is famous

[ornate thicket]

In my hometown, we named a street after Hamilton ... no joke

And not to mention, there was a high school there and it's called Hamilton as well

[gusty adder]

Oh dang, the little man is making his rounds

If I find a new species of rodent or like caterpillar or smth I’m naming it ‘Hamiltonis’

[gusty adder]

What a jerk

You can HEAR my distress btw 😂 (dw he’s fine just got it on he feet)

[raven falcon]

him

[ornate thicket]

He retreated to his cave plotting his revenge

[gusty adder]

He is such a goblin😂😭

[raven falcon]

Just a little sip

[gusty adder]

He even has his own water bottle AND dish, but nooo let’s take mom’s water

How dare I attempt to be hydrated

[raven falcon]

quick hydration emergency

[gusty adder]

I was so scared too bc ham no can get wet

Thankfully only his toes got wet

So he was fine

[raven falcon]

He wanted to swim

[gusty adder]

His crimes did not go unpunished

[raven falcon]

he walked in himself like a man

[gusty adder]

He knew what he did

[raven falcon]

at least he’s honest

[pallid compass]

How rude of him to spill the water and then walk away like he didn’t do anything smh

[ornate thicket]

Hamilton: Whatever is mine, is mine. Whatever is mom's, is mine too

[raven falcon]

I wonder if Hamilton is capable of having his fingerprint as the unlock on a phone

[regal blaze]

Omg

[gusty adder]

He could, he’s able to tap my phone and make it work. Loves rewinding shows to the beginning so I lose my spot

[raven falcon]

Spectacular

[gusty adder]

Hamilton says “Orange you glad you met me?”

[regal blaze]

Hamilton what kind of question is that of course we are

[pallid compass]

Has he been let out of jail

[gusty adder]

Yes

[regal blaze]

He is now free

Hide your children

[gusty adder]

He is coming for you

[violet sorrel]

Oh no, I am innocent

But I give lots of kisses

[raven falcon]

If he’s coming for me then I’ll happily take him with me

[copper stag]

HE BROKE OUT

[gusty adder]

CALL THE POLICEWE

[pallid compass]

The entire team is here

But can they stop Hamilton?

Who knows

[ornate thicket]

Hamilton, prison break and now on the run

[gusty adder]

They can’t. He has plot armor

[regal blaze]

Dang what media is he a character from

[gusty adder]

He’s both from Greek mythology, avengers, and everything on HBO Max for good measure

[violet sorrel]

Can we do like this thing where we challenge Hamilton to do different things?

Like

If I wanted to challenge him to climb stairs of books I'd have to say "I challenge the king to climb mount everest made of books"

[raven falcon]

Mount Everest

That’s a lot

[regal blaze]

With his size he’ll climb it in no time

[raven falcon]

that is true i guess

[feral vector]

Baby

[regal blaze]

Why is he called Hamilton

[gusty adder]

Bc he’s a ham. Also, it sounds fancy and he has an entire musical after him

[ornate thicket]

It's always an honor to be in the presence of Sir Hamilton

[raven falcon]

Nice ear view

[raven falcon]

woah

[gusty adder]

He is uh… a beast

[gusty adder]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE EYELASHES LOL

Beautiful

[feral vector]

PWAHAHAG

[raven falcon]

I was looking outside and I thought I saw a sign that said Hamilton road and now I’m scared because when I looked back it wasn’t there

[regal blaze]

He knows where you are

You can’t escape him

[raven falcon]

oh god

[regal blaze]

God cannot save you

Prepare for Hamilton

[raven falcon]

Can my hamster help me?

[regal blaze]

Nothing can soothe him

[native saffron]

he looks so buff in this photo

[gusty adder]

It’s bc he is

[gusty adder]

Fun fact: I gave Hamilton a bug poster for him to learn from so he knows exactly what is flying outside the window. Unfortunately, I taped it upside down on account of it being 1am at the time and haven’t had the willpower to turn it back. Now he’s going to learn his bugs wrong and only identify them if they’re upside down : (

[gusty adder]

Update: learned some family members won’t hold Hamilton on account of his massive balls. Very sad

It’s a convenient seat it’s ok 😂

[gusty adder]

If thou wish, he will try and grant your desires

As long as it’s reasonable yk like please don’t ask him to idk become a professional electrician (he’s only going to become a doctor or lawyer and that’s final 😤)

[regal blaze]

Alright then I challenge the king to bury himself in quicksand ||(take a sand bath)||

[gusty adder]

It will be a difficult task as he enjoys being a stinky little man, but I will see it done

[raven falcon]

stinky little man

[gusty adder]

A putrid beast

[primal igloo]

[grave dust]

I love him

[gusty adder]

He’s a gem

[regal blaze]

He’s an icon

[gusty adder]

I love how strange he is and his silliness

He is odd and he is good

[gusty adder]

Rodent

[regal blaze]

How is he doing in his little cabin

[violet sorrel]

I'm surprised he fits in there with his huge balls

[raven falcon]

Big spheres

[feral vector]

Hamton

[native saffron]

Hampton inn

[gusty adder]

He is doing well, having his own little personal camp. Even slept under the stars (fell asleep in his playpen just on the middle of the floor lmao)

[gusty adder]

He had to stuff some bedding in there (as you can see by the window) otherwise they’d spill outside and wreak havoc (probably)

[violet sorrel]

Exactly, there is no space for his balls

[regal blaze]

Give a big kiss to Hamilton for me okay?

I admire the brave man

[gusty adder]

I shall

[gusty adder]

Older vid but good vid of Hamilton cuddles

[regal blaze]

So sweet

[raven falcon]

Hamlton

[violet sorrel]

Was it before you rescued him? He looks so chill with you

[gusty adder]

Yep!!!

Lmao he just needed a friend

[raven falcon]

What if Hamilton had a whole family and you just stole him from them 🤔

[gusty adder]

He was like, passed through 6 separate homes and nobody wanted him. I got him eventually bc I literally had a dang custody battle between myself and a gal who is known for ||killing|| hams and hurting them for likes online, so basically had a legal battle to save him

[raven falcon]

I would’ve taken that trouble maker

[regal blaze]

It must have been a huge relief to him finally having someone who would really love him

You made his whole world

[pallid compass]

There shouldn’t even had been a custody battle if she thinks it’s okay to treat an innocent animal that way

[gusty adder]

Oh yeah 100%. And there shouldn’t have I agree

Basically, he was a teachers pet and she wanted to take him home, so did I. She legit stole the little man to take to her house where she “introduced him to her dog” to see if the dog would “like this one” (guess what happened to the others) and recorded it. Hamilton bit the dog on the nose and ran off, proud of him

Then he was lost for like a week and she thought it was funny

[raven falcon]

brave Hamilton biting dog noses

[gusty adder]

Still wanted to keep him though and it was hard since yk high school, she’s the popular kid with this big ol’ group of friends. Legit got like friggin bullied by these football players on her side, pulled out some tears and weaponized the fact I’m on the autism spectrum (the idiots didn’t know what that word meant but suddenly we’re getting attacked left and right for attacking a gal with it). Legit after all that, I went in and I finally got him, immediately took him home as soon as I saw him back in the school

[pallid compass]

Hamilton was like “Naw, you are not getting me” to the dog

[gusty adder]

Ikr but when he was lost in that gals house dude I was like STRESSED it was like 2 weeks I think

The chick thought it was cute to poke his face with long fake nails and pretend like she’s clawing him and wondered why he tried to murder her

[pallid compass]

I hate how she had people on her side only because she was popular, it shows that none of them cared about the welfare of animals

[gusty adder]

Yeah it seriously was awful

And I’m like, known for my animal stuff

[pallid compass]

I wouldn’t have handled it so well, I would’ve been pissed

[gusty adder]

Like that’s all I do XD. Every day in class he spent with me, on my lap. He slept in my arms and spent every second with me, even grabbing me pencils and stuff and doing tricks. This chick just wanted him as a disposable pet to get some extra attention

Oh yeah dude I WAS pissed I just had to hold it in so they wouldn’t think I was like too pissed to give a ham or smth

[pallid compass]

I would’ve been so upset that it would show very clearly, that makes me so so mad

[raven falcon]

Man now that you say it, Hamilton must have had lots of adventures and is now taking his rest at your house

[gusty adder]

Like, srsly here’s the first time the poor guy got fresh veg in his LIFE. He didn’t even know tf to do with it. Just looked at me and ate it carefully like he didn’t know what it was

He went through 6 homes before me for being “mean” and was even lost in a school for 2 weeks

Btw same girl who took him fed him a diet of cheezits bc she didn’t want to spend money on “a rodent”

well then ma’am don’t get a rodent

[raven falcon]

CHEEZITS FOR HAMSTERS?

[gusty adder]

“Mice like cheese”

Absolute idiot

[raven falcon]

ok well that Hamilton is not a mouse

[gusty adder]

No, but in her logic since mice like cheese then surely he can live on a diet of cheezits bc he’s basically a tailless mouse

[raven falcon]

w

okay

well

how about the salt

[gusty adder]

Looking back now though it is kinda funny how scared she got when I whipped out the ‘I’m on the autism spectrum’ card out of desperation to save his tiny life. They legit suddenly started acting like they just found out they were attacking some kid with cancer when all it means is that I know too many dinosaur facts LMAO

but like, I knew they were too stupid to know that, and it worked

[gusty adder]

You think this girl thinks about salt content? 😂

[raven falcon]

dinosaur

[raven falcon]

no

[gusty adder]

Nah she didn’t care

[raven falcon]

I called it hehe

[gusty adder]

But yeah it’s funny that the dang dinosaur thing was the straw that made it all fall down

[raven falcon]

dinosaur = 1 Hamilton

[gusty adder]

They srsly thought they were unknowingly stealing a dear hamster from someone with a severe mental illness that can’t function without the hamster when, in reality, they were stealing the dear hamster from some nerd who can tell you too much about the different kinds of friggin sand on different continents

[raven falcon]

sand

[gusty adder]

Didn’t care about the hamster or even the tears I cried for the little man, nor that I loved him and he became my best little buddy. They just didn’t wanna look bad

Sand is cool ok I like sand

[pallid compass]

I guess it worked out in the end

[raven falcon]

I eat sand||wiches||

[gusty adder]

It did

But man that little guy has no clue how hard I fought for him, but at least now he knows that he’s safe and home

[pallid compass]

I eat sand||ssss||

[regal blaze]

I eat sand|| ||

[raven falcon]

oh boy

[regal blaze]

Big kithes to Hamilton

[raven falcon]

and sand too

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[native saffron]

isn't that animal cruelty?

like yk

illegal stuff

[gusty adder]

Unfortunately, it kinda happens to hams so much that idk if it would be able to even be pursued legally. Like, since hams have such short lifespans ppl sometimes don’t value them as much : (

[violet sorrel]

I love your dedication to this little man who gives you poop strings for saving his life.

[gusty adder]

Ikr LMAO I fought a dang WAR to save this rodent and what’s my reward? Hamilton taking poops in my socks so when I put them on I get a fun surprise

I dedicated and devoted my time and money, sleepless nights, legal battles, a warzone, to save the life of this one rodent. And he has the audacity to try and steal potato chips from me

[pallid compass]

Wasn’t it rodent mill’s (who abuse animals) fault that hamsters have shorter lifespans due to genetics

[gusty adder]

Idk I just thought they had shorter lifespans naturally? Haven’t looked into that

[copper stag]

yeah they live about 2-3 years in the wild

[regal blaze]

That’s what I was about to say

[raven falcon]

That’s what WE was about to say

[gusty adder]

Don’t hams in captivity live 2/3 years too? /gen

[pallid compass]

I’ve seen pet store hamsters not live as long, but Mochi is a pet store hamster and so far he’s a little over 2 years old

Hamsters from ethical breeders I’ve noticed live longer

[regal blaze]

Makes a lot of sense

[regal blaze]

Big big hugs to Mochi

[pallid compass]

But basically what I was trying to say was that hamsters have short lifespans and therefore people don’t care for them as they would a dog or a cat, but it’s rodent mills who made their lifespans shorter which makes them partially responsible for people mistreating them

I don’t know if I worded that right

Even then people probably wouldn’t care for the ones who live to 2/3 years either

Mistreating hamsters shouldn’t be allowed no matter what, but unfortunately that’s how it is

[regal blaze]

Mistreating animals period

[violet sorrel]

I have had one dwarf live past 2yo and then Krecik passed away at 1 year 8 months old

[gusty adder]

Image of Hamilton’s transformation from a devilish beast emerging from the underworld, with a few brethren. Only one beast made it to the surface, known as Hamilton, the Orange Lardball

[raven falcon]

I don’t think I can look at Hamilton the same after seeing these things

[gusty adder]

I love him sm and make sure he hears it every day

[ornate thicket]

Look at them cheeks

[regal blaze]

[gusty adder]

Standing

[regal blaze]

He’s still standing

Yeah yeah yeah

🎵

[copper stag]

I saw this and I realized I'm in my Hamilton phase

[gusty adder]

We all are

I don’t think imma get out of the Hamilton phase, actually

[raven falcon]

the Hamilton phase never ends

[gusty adder]

Him

[regal blaze]

Where is he

[gusty adder]

Pic didn’t send earlier

Here he is chowing down on food like the fat little turd he is

[regal blaze]

His pics are so unrealistic

[gusty adder]

I’m only slightly sure he’s real

Like, there’s a chance some alien is photoshopping him or I’ve just been hallucinating living with a rodent for the past year

[feral vector]

Hamton

[regal blaze]

Both theories seem viable

[raven falcon]

Little fat turd

[gusty adder]

Stinky vile beast

[copper stag]

odd question

may I use Hamilton as the face claim for my OC's hamster

must continue to spread his message

[gusty adder]

BAHAHA sure

You know what’s kinda funny btw? Hamilton is also the inspiration for a characters hamster in my writing lmao. He’s just that dang good

[copper stag]

he's a muse

[raven falcon]

[gusty adder]

Here’s him being used for scale

[gusty adder]

The beast

[gusty adder]

Rodent

[raven falcon]

can you use an easier item to scale with

[feral vector]

yeah, hamilton

[raven falcon]

wh

[gusty adder]

Hamilton is his own unit of measurement what do you mean

[gusty adder]

Rodent

[regal blaze]

Milton

[raven falcon]

to be honest, in that photo he looks like a bunny with lil ears (nonexistent in photo though) and upside down bunny teeth

[feral vector]

hamil

[raven falcon]

ton

[regal blaze]

hamil

[gusty adder]

True. He likes to shape shift a bit

[gusty adder]

He owes me money

[raven falcon]

Scary

[feral vector]

The price of fame

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[violet sorrel]

No, you owe HIM the money

[gusty adder]

Okay fair

im bankrupt due to this rodent

[regal blaze]

Give the money now young man

[rigid juniper]

Thats so sweet! Thank you so much for taking care of him abd showing him love and kindness. You have a very kind heart! You saved Hamilton.

[gusty adder]

Of course!!! Yeah I friggin love this little man, I’m so glad I rescued him! He’s my little buddy : )

[rigid juniper]

Lil buddy forever!

He is a wonderful rodent

[gusty adder]

Exactly!!! I love him so much, he’s the friggin best.

[gusty adder]

Whenever my family has popcorn for movie nights now, we pop extra unsalted/unseasoned and give it to him in his own little bowl

[regal blaze]

Absolutely adorable and thoughtful

[rigid juniper]

You guys are amazing!

[rigid juniper]

He sounds like a perfect hamster

[gusty adder]

Of course! He’s a part of the family, he deserves a part in the family popcorn

[rigid juniper]

This is beautiful!

My dad would be like "its just a rat, im not making extra popcorn for it"

[gusty adder]

LMAO yeahhh he’s just very, VERY loved

[gusty adder]

Help

[regal blaze]

🍒

[raven falcon]

the him

[gusty adder]

The rodent

[raven falcon]

The man with big

nevermind

[rigid juniper]

Hamilton update just dropped!

[raven falcon]

Woah

[gusty adder]

Woah

[regal blaze]

Woah

[pallid compass]

Woah

[quiet loom]

Woah

[surreal violet]

Woah

[devout venture]

Woah

[feral vector]

Woah

[violet sorrel]

Woah

[feral vector]

Woah

[gusty adder]

Btw y’all may have noticed a bit of a lack of inactivity here in the past week or so. This is because I’m profiting off of Hamilton’s adorable nature and having him star in a calculus final musical, which y’all will get to see

Here’s a sneak peek, all y’all need to know for context is Sam is a pre-established character who’s a mad scientist with the objective of bringing dinos back

It’s incredibly stupid and beautiful

Fair warning: there’s a 50% chance if you watch this video, your brain will liquify and come out your nose like a forbidden faucet

(There will be an instrumental background btw)

Lyrics, hamster, music, singing, and sanity all provided by yours truly

[regal blaze]

My brain has expanded upon watching this

[raven falcon]

dayum Hamilton got a human voice now

[gusty adder]

He always had, but his wisdom is only spread for few

He speaks little, yet it means much

[copper stag]

I love it, but how exactly does this help you learn calculus 😂

[gusty adder]

uh

…it does not

[raven falcon]

Now it does

[feral vector]

WHEEZING

Do hamilton calculations

Find x of hamilton

[gusty adder]

Of course

The X of Hamilton is cheese curds

Bc that’s what he’s made of

[violet sorrel]

If hamilton has 8 sunflower seeds but eats 2 of them, how many sunflower seeds does Hamilton have left?

[regal blaze]

Years left until world domination by Hamilton = 2x, where x is the number of followers he has

[gusty adder]

If Hamilton consumes 200 orphan souls, in the next 10000 years how powerful will he become if it is multiplied exponentially?

[violet sorrel]

Indestructible

[rigid juniper]

This is great! I love it

[gusty adder]

LMAO glad you do!

[raven falcon]

I’m sorry but why does the Hamilton forum have 1,600 MESSAGES

like how

[violet sorrel]

because he's Hamilton

[rigid juniper]

I love Hamilton

[feral vector]

Hamilton

[rigid juniper]

I know this is silly, but i fell asleep last night thinking of Hamilton. I was having insomnia and Hamilton helped me sleep. So thank you! ❤️

[gusty adder]

Of course!!! I’m glad Hamilton could help

[gusty adder]

Because he’s Hamilton

[surreal violet]

Hamilton

[rigid juniper]

Hamilton is my hero

[gusty adder]

He is

[gusty adder]

https://youtu.be/4n9tls8_2sE

Enjoy

(My name is Cassie btw so you get the joke)

[violet sorrel]

Why did I think of Cassie from 12 Monkeys... 😭

[gusty adder]

Yep that’s me you caught me

[raven falcon]

Honestly I’d watch the video of Hamilton instead

[copper stag]

omg that was great

are you showing this to your class?

2:12 got me

[rigid juniper]

I love this! (Also, can you please explain how calculus helped Hamilton bring the dinosaurs back in time? I have never done calculus so I am clueless.)

[regal blaze]

Math stuff

[violet sorrel]

Hamilton's high IQ cannot be explained even by the scientists.

He figured it out somehow and we will never know how he did it.

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[gusty adder]

So it was just that he found the volume of the dinosaurs and discovered the volume was perfect to put them all in the Time Machine together with. He shoved them there with his little hamster hands because he’s just that good

[rigid juniper]

Thank you!

[copper stag]

I hope they appreciate Hamilton's greatness. Spread his gospel

[gusty adder]

I am, and they loved it

[gusty adder]

The book Hamilton has his image published in is OUT!!! He’s on page 73! Still gotta get my copy but letting y’all know because he is a star https://www.praisemypet.com/products/the-worlds-sweetest-pets-the-photo-book

It’s just this image but I find it so cool

[regal blaze]

Show us when you get it!

[gusty adder]

I will!!!

[feral vector]

PWHAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW THEY CHOSE THIS IMAGE

Excellent

[feral vector]

@hollow python id like to introduce u to: hamilton

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[feral vector]

Out of all of them

[hollow python]

Omg frogs

[feral vector]

LMAOO

[feral vector]

i require him for my soul

[gusty adder]

Same he is perfect

[rigid juniper]

That's awesome! Hamilton is in a book! I love it!

[gusty adder]

Yes!!!

[surreal violet]

Can we have merch

[gusty adder]

I would but i have 0 clue how that would work

Maybe I could like get prints of his best shots

[violet sorrel]

Hamilton sticker sheets

[devout venture]

im a graphic designer if youre wanting to do this but dk wheee to start or need any help or guidance let me know!

[regal blaze]

100% this

With his best faces

[violet sorrel]

yes

i'll buy the entire stock and stick them on people's cars /j

[pallid compass]

Hamilton raid

[gusty adder]

Honestly I think sticker sheets would be awesome of his best faces, then maybe sell them on Etsy or something. You know how to do that?

[devout venture]

yes! send me a dm 🙂

i have experience printing my own stickers as well as outsourcing them! i would reccomend doing something like this so you dont have to front inventory

https://www.printful.com/sell-merch

[gusty adder]

Thank you!!!

[rigid juniper]

Omg, are we making Hamilton stickers!?

I will beg my parents to buy them! (They will let me, I'm 21. I just need to figure out how to buy stuff online withba credit card.)

[gusty adder]

LOL understandable. Let’s see if I can figure them out 😂😂😂

[regal blaze]

Hammerton

[gusty adder]

The beast himself

The stinky goober

[pallid compass]

hamilton

[gusty adder]

He is so goofy

[regal blaze]

Goofiness incarnate

[rigid juniper]

Hamilton moment!

[gusty adder]

Certified Hamilton moment

[gusty adder]

oH

Why hello there sir

[raven falcon]

him

[regal blaze]

Omg

Blursed

[rigid juniper]

Is Hamilton ok?

I had a bad dream where he was gone.

[surreal violet]

#1 Hamilton fan right there even sees him in his SLEEP

[gusty adder]

Dw he’s all good!!!

Just ODD

[rigid juniper]

Thank goodness! Stay healthy little oddball.

[gusty adder]

Of course!!!

[copper stag]

So

I got a little thermal printer

And accidentally sent the wrong picture to it to print

So imagine my surprise as this begins coming out

[raven falcon]

LOL

[pallid compass]

That’s hilarious

[regal blaze]

LMAO

💀💀💀

[gusty adder]

holy crap that’s hilarious

You can never escape Hamilton guys

He follows you

Watching

[rigid juniper]

Omg Hamilton miracle print!

[rigid juniper]

I worship Hamilton!

[gusty adder]

He truly is the best

[rigid juniper]

He is a Saint

[pallid compass]

Noticed this in my emojis

[pallid compass]

Accurate

[gusty adder]

The best one

Both of those are… very accurate

Too accurate

Look he’s standing tall on his little platform, he’s clearly the most powerful being in the land

[regal blaze]

Bow down before sir hamilton

[gusty adder]

Before his majesty

[rigid juniper]

🙇‍♀️

[gusty adder]

He eepy

[regal blaze]

Bro should eep fr

[surreal violet]

Same Hamilton, same

[gusty adder]

Smiling bc he just got kisses

[regal blaze]

Happy man

[rigid juniper]

He's beautiful. I'll give him internet kisses.

[gusty adder]

1000%

[rigid juniper]

I have an exam in a day. I shall need Hamilton's blessing for maximum luck thursday.

[gusty adder]

Ham be with you

[rigid juniper]

Thank you! I feel blessed already.

[rigid juniper]

I finished my exam, thank you Hamilton.

[regal blaze]

[gusty adder]

Yay!!!

Hamilton the sage spreads his information and wisdom to all

[gusty adder]

Idk why he’s so friggin cute when he’s drinking

Like dude, how

[copper stag]

omg his lil hands

[gusty adder]

They’re so SMOL

[pallid compass]

In progress

[rigid juniper]

Holding his tiny hands! (Also theres some red on his paw, is he ok?)

[gusty adder]

Yeah, he got an ouchie somehow but is okay! It’s minor (no clue how he even did it lmao) and he’s not in pain or anything

[rigid juniper]

Thank goodness. He will heal in no time then

:)

[gusty adder]

Ofc!!!

[gusty adder]

Creechur

[copper stag]

Was that little squeak him?

[pallid compass]

if it was that was adorable

[gusty adder]

It was! He’s a vocal little mans

[rigid juniper]

He squeek! I love it.

[gusty adder]

I live in fear

[regal blaze]

As you should

[rigid juniper]

What did you do? (What did Hamilton do?)

[rigid juniper]

The return of Hamilton! Gosh, how can he be so cute? He looks like he is smiling.

[gusty adder]

IKR?!? He IS smiling

He’s perfect

[thin gorge]

AWWW THAT SMILE

[regal blaze]

:D

[gusty adder]

Skritchy skritchy

[feral vector]

hamton

[raven falcon]

Hamilton is a ham that weighs a ton

[rigid juniper]

Someday (hopefully soon) I will draw Hamilton.

[gusty adder]

Ofc

Hamilton is perfection

[gusty adder]

I caught him eating off his belly like a lazy slob

Shame him

Shameeee

He was picking up the pieces and eating while half reclined lmao

[feral vector]

Hamiltoon

[feral vector]

HOLY BALLS

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[rigid juniper]

Holy hamster balls Batman!

[rigid juniper]

I cant get over how cute he is here!

[gusty adder]

Ikr?!? He’s perfect

[regal blaze]

His 🍒 tho 🥴🥴

[rigid juniper]

I tried drawing Hamilton from memory

I will send it in #General

Oh wait, there is an art channel. I will send it there too

[gusty adder]

He woke up and got treats

[raven falcon]

the him

he is eat

[gusty adder]

He do he do

[raven falcon]

[rigid juniper]

What is that ham eating? It looks good.

[raven falcon]

uh

no idea

[rigid juniper]

It looks like a mini pancake!

[raven falcon]

[rigid juniper]

[misty anchor]

Omg I know this was posted awhile ago, but I can’t breathe. Why does he always smile for the cameraaaaa hahaha!

His cheeks are always full too haha awwww

[gusty adder]

Exactly!!! It’s because he’s such a good boy!!!

[gusty adder]

Note the fact that he is round

He is orb

This is because, scientifically speaking, Hamilton is a ball with massive balls

[misty anchor]

Just took a bath too!

[gusty adder]

Ofc

He has been published

[raven falcon]

Oh man

[gusty adder]

He is a star

[regal blaze]

Our lord and savior

[rigid juniper]

Magnificent!

[gusty adder]

Indeed

[feral vector]

hammilyton

[raven falcon]

oh man

[misty anchor]

I can’t…. I seriously can’t… plz give his nose a boop for me, he is just too cute

He should be famous

[violet sorrel]

He is, he's in a book

[misty anchor]

Omg he is??

[thin gorge]

i think hamilton is the most popular hamster in this server

[misty anchor]

He is a meme

[gusty adder]

I shall

He gets a healthy dose of 400 boops a day

Which is fine bc I can’t give him brain damage if he has no brain

[feral vector]

when ur balls are too big they cant fit them in the photo

[rigid juniper]

Hamilton is the best. I love the faces he makes.

[gusty adder]

I almost wonder if they were cropped on purpose 😂

[gusty adder]

Rodent

[regal blaze]

He looks too much like a hamster in this picture this isn’t right

[copper stag]

doing my part to spread his gospel

(was telling people that discord frequently sees hamsters as NSFW)

[gusty adder]

Good, good

[violet sorrel]

Spreading the Hamiltonism

[rigid juniper]

Yes, we shall spread the worship of Hamilton the Great!

Saint-Hamilton the Great

[thin gorge]

daily hamilton prayer

[rigid juniper]

The Church of Hamilton

[gusty adder]

He is SO SWEEET

[dusty socket]

Hamilton

[feral vector]

Reminds me of hamton

[gusty adder]

Indeed, is hamton

[raven falcon]

amazing

[devout venture]

now i have to crosstitch this

[thin gorge]

hamilton fanart

[pallid compass]

I used an app btw, I didn’t do that on my own with no guide or anything

[violet sorrel]

stealing the idea

[regal blaze]

Piece of art

[gusty adder]

do it

[violet sorrel]

challenge accepted

When (and IF) I do, do you want me to ship it to you?

[gusty adder]

Abso-freaking-lutely

Heck I’ll even pay you for that lmao

[raven falcon]

make a whole business out of it

[violet sorrel]

Hamilton cross stitches, I'll make fortune

[violet sorrel]

Nah, I'll gladly send u one for free.

[raven falcon]

she’s just putting a tip in the tip jar

[gusty adder]

Heck yeah, if you do it I’d love it!

He would too pFf

[violet sorrel]

Send me the silliest picture of him and I'll do it

Unless you want this one

[gusty adder]

One of these or that one lol

[raven falcon]

oh my golly gee

are you sure that’s a hamster

[gusty adder]

Not entirely

These are his three best I think though, you choose!

[violet sorrel]

the second one you sent is legendary

"when your mom forces you to take a picture with an uncle you secretly hate"

[gusty adder]

IKR lol

It’s hilarious

[copper stag]

[gusty adder]

Gooby

The gooby wooby

[violet sorrel]

The more famous he gets, the bigger his balls grow

[regal blaze]

Fr

[gusty adder]

This is true

[regal blaze]

He is not real I swear to go- wait.. is he the lord?

Lord Hamilton

I believe I have made a discovery about this young man’s real identity

[gusty adder]

Perhaps he is

The king

[raven falcon]

I can’t believe there’s almost 2000 messages here

[violet sorrel]

2001

[regal blaze]

2002

[gusty adder]

2003

[regal blaze]

2004

[raven falcon]

But it’s at 1912...

[regal blaze]

2006

[thin gorge]

2007

[misty anchor]

2008

[pallid compass]

2009

Wait it’s actually 1917 messages 😭

[violet sorrel]

2011

[gusty adder]

Goober

[pallid compass]

2013

[regal blaze]

2014

[raven falcon]

20015

[regal blaze]

YES HAMILTON LIVE STREAM

[gusty adder]

He

[pallid compass]

2018

[rigid juniper]

This has become a "#counting" channel

[regal blaze]

2020

[pallid compass]

2021

.

[violet sorrel]

2022

[pallid compass]

2024

[regal blaze]

We skipped our current year 😔

[pallid compass]

We did 😕

I was trying to get someone to say it

[violet sorrel]

@gusty adder pattern mockup, 177 colours

I'm gonna die with this one

[gusty adder]

Lmao yeah you might 😂 I’ve tried before to do crosstitch and holy crap is it more difficult than people make it look

[violet sorrel]

I'll send the finished piece to you

[gusty adder]

Yeesss!!!

[raven falcon]

2042

[gusty adder]

Eepy

[regal blaze]

Sleepy old man

[grave dust]

Just a little guy

[gusty adder]

Just a little boy

He may be elderly but he’s always gonna be my baby

[violet sorrel]

He's immortal, he will always be baby

[raven falcon]

baby

[violet sorrel]

he needs a lil blankie

[regal blaze]

He doesss

[gusty adder]

He do

He do have

My sister knitted him one (he only has it when he’s on my lap bc I don’t want him getting his feetsies stuck)

Demonstrated here

[raven falcon]

baby

[misty anchor]

How old is Hamilton?

[violet sorrel]

Older than our Universe

[tulip spruce]

Hamdon

[gusty adder]

Pretty old, over 2 at least but not 100% sure

Since he’s a rescue

[misty anchor]

Aww, we love Hamilton 💕

[regal blaze]

Canon answer

[violet sorrel]

The only correct answer.

[gusty adder]

This is true

[violet sorrel]

HE WILL KEEP RESURRECTING UNTIL THE END OF TIME

[gusty adder]

Sending his cosplay here too!

[dusty socket]

The dinosaurs never saw it coming

[gusty adder]

They’re completely defenseless

[gusty adder]

I have started to grow some summer blackberries and he was the taste tester (he approves)

[feral vector]

@scarlet solar i asked u to join so u could meet hamilton

[scarlet solar]

Oh my god it's wreaking ball

[feral vector]

Iconic

[gusty adder]

It indeed is wrecking ball

[rigid juniper]

Awww, I bet they taste great.

[gusty adder]

He certainly thinks so!

[regal blaze]

Awww he seems to love them, I’m sad tho seeing how he looks older and older every day

[gusty adder]

I know, it's breaking my heart 😭😭😭

[devout venture]

hamilton is the real wrecking ball

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch2-hammond-wrecking-ball-gif-25946411

[gusty adder]

He do be

[gusty adder]

He sleeps right on top on account of being a silly little goober

Having dreams of sunflower seeds

[regal blaze]

Our favorite little goober

[rigid juniper]

Aww, his cheek pouches are full too!

[gusty adder]

Of course!!! Gotta keep ‘em safe!

[copper stag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019702633684025446/1057507627229270117/ezgif-2-a5d5ca018c.gif

reminder

[regal blaze]

So precious istg we can’t lose him

[gusty adder]

Ikr!!! He’s literally the sweetest boy

He’s an Angel

Ngl if the fountain of youth was real I’d probably use it on him instead of myself—

[rigid juniper]

Aww, that's the sweetest, kindest thing!

[gusty adder]

He has such a short lifespan aaaa I hate it

He still sits and snuggles with me btw, constantly. Whenever I’m studying, whenever I’m drawing, anything. He’s just that precious