🌮〕food

[sick vessel]

That’s next level… not there yet

[trail steppe]

What do you have?
I have got a Kichen Aid bowl lift, professional 5 plus. It handles bread and bagels although I think if this one dies I would move up to a 7 quart instead of the 5.5 quart.

[sick vessel]

Rich is a G. Mad respect for bread makers… it is fun

[upper parrot]

Some cheap ass one

i heard the new Ooni one is really good

the problem is likely me

I make double batch of bagels at a time

so its too much, thing smells burnt by the time im done

[sick vessel]

lol rich needs a bigger mixer

[trail steppe]

I have never heard of an Ooni, will check it out.
I bought a Kitchen Aid tilt Artisan one, tried it once and realized I couldn't make 3 loaves of bread at a time so returned it.
The one I have now will do 3 loaves at once.

I went Kitchen Aid because Canadian Tire sells them and it was "free". I have a credit card with points that I use for my business so the money stacks up. It has been good to me though.

[upper parrot]

Yeah I want the kitchenaid honestly, because then I can get the pasta attachments and attempt making pastas lol

This is the Ooni

Its the first one they made though

Ive read good reviews

but they came out in 2025

so I'm skeptical of their longevity

Especially for 800$

[trail steppe]

I just read about the Ooni and it does look incredible for dough.

I don't have the pasta attachment. I thought of it but too lazy to make pasta. I have also heard they are a nightmare to wash.

I really like my cheese grater and slicer for scalloped potatoes though.

[sick vessel]

My grandma bought a kitchen aid in early 2000s and that thing is still going strong today. My sister and mom use it now and puts it through the ringer. Especially during holidays. Those things are proven tanks.

So many different attachments

[sick vessel]

Here’s a kitchen aid 8 quart rich lol. They make a 7 quart too

@analog trench for real tho. You gotta wet the hands or this happens. Having a little water on the side is a life saver!

My first time I was so stressed cuz the dough was everywhere 💀

https://tenor.com/view/dough-slap-slap-dough-gif-22560170

[faint lake]

Bought my wife a red kitchenaid, never seen her use it

[analog trench]

I will try this if I decide to destroy the kitchen again lol

[upper parrot]

Send it to me

[faint lake]

it's in a corner somewhere

her day is basically slow cooker, pressure cooker and double air fryer

[sick vessel]

I love pressure cookers. Cuts cooking time down significantly

[upper parrot]

I heard air fryers cause cancers

Maybe she’s trying to get you

[faint lake]

and u can use it to fry chicken

[sick vessel]

Whaaaa

[faint lake]

Bro thats how they make kfc lol

[sick vessel]

Not in a pressure cooker lol I thought they deep fry

[upper parrot]

Bullshit my friend worked ther

[faint lake]

nobody dies because of some plastic in their body

[upper parrot]

They played hockey with frozen chicken on the floor before deep frying g it

[sick vessel]

Here we go again…

[upper parrot]

My body is like 65% micro plastics I figure

[sick vessel]

So your boys aren’t so clean huh lol

[upper parrot]

Well he died of liver. Failure like. 8 years ago

[sick vessel]

Oh man I meant Sperm

[upper parrot]

lol

They dying of old age

Maybe not though I’m Hispanic

They age like Asian women backwards

[faint lake]

i got plastic and alumunium foil in body

[sick vessel]

So am I lol born in Honduras

[faint lake]

plus that some of that steel scrub

[sick vessel]

Jag

Your body needs help

You know what can help jag @timid ruin ?

[faint lake]

thai massage

[sick vessel]

WTH

RICH how is this possible

Never heard of a pressure fryer

[upper parrot]

Maybe orgiginal kfc

Maybe we had a knock off one

I saw them fryers

They were just normal

[faint lake]

[trail steppe]

Better before than after I suppose...

[sick vessel]

Which one do you like better @upper parrot artisan or sourdough?

[upper parrot]

Depends on the application

Like fresh French bread is amazing for French toast, I’d never make French toast with sourdough… I have and it’s not good

[upper parrot]

Fresh out the oven @sick vessel

Had to make French bread

[sick vessel]

Have you ever used a Dutch oven to make bread rich? It’s prolly much faster to use your oven for multiple loaves

[upper parrot]

Yes I have 2

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/snorlax-eat-in-my-belly-get-in-my-belly-gif-21366346

[sick vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bzQeL6TWtL4?si=L5UduigEUOmdy1Rm

@atomic sandal

[atomic sandal]

Mayyyyte, it's like you don't know me...

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-notes-gif-2324709437568081234

[atomic sandal]

It's been fun watching you become a BreadMaster 💪

[sick vessel]

How much is that bottle

[atomic sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/80m-increased-revenue-%26-redeploy-3-fte-gif-2319601784744478471

[sick vessel]

Everything good cost 💀

[sick vessel]

Bruh made some flat bread today. Going to have some with my eggs. And I got artisan bread in the fridge proofing… what have I become

[atomic sandal]

Between $16 - $20 AUD I think, the wife does the shopping...

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/žena-get-back-in-the-kitchen-kuchyna-angry-padaj-gif-16510136

[atomic sandal]

Looks fucken lush bro, nothing beats fresh bread...

[sick vessel]

Just wait till I show off the artisan. Hopefully I’ll make rich proud

[timid ruin]

What do you mean by artisan?

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/sourdough-gif-19982023

Just a type of bread. You can find it a lot here in the states.

Really good. It’s kinda like sourdough. But sourdough uses a fermented yeast starter. I’m not ready for that step yet. Scared lol

[merry pawn]

Is very tasty Drach ❤️

You are a very good cocktail maker!! 🍸

That was amazing flat bread though.. ❤️

[timid ruin]

what is it?
i'm no good in recognizing drinks 😄

[analog trench]

Tommy’s Margarita

[timid ruin]

named after you? 😄

[analog trench]

Unfortunately not my creation.... but perhaps I need one named after me! 🤔🤔

[merry pawn]

Yeah Drach.. you should share the name I just said.. HAHA

[timid ruin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/elvira-georgia-dex-wi8Ez1mwRcKGI

[merry pawn]

No

[faint lake]

the amount of gluten in this channel is too damn high

[timid ruin]

you americans and your gluten 😄

[sick vessel]

I only eat 2-3 slices of bread a day when I bake lol

8 slices will last me 4 days

[analog trench]

How thick are the slices

[sick vessel]

The flat bread is thin

I don’t make them very big.

[sick vessel]

@upper parrot this stuff quadrupled in size lol. Might be to big for my Dutch oven. CRAP

[upper parrot]

Make 2

Cut in half

[sick vessel]

Nvm once I started folding it it shrunk… weird. It’ll fit.

[upper parrot]

Yeah that’s how rising works, that’s why weighing things helps if you don’t have a scale

Consistency is key

[sick vessel]

I just measure everything out

[timid ruin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/masterchef-junior-fox-foxtv-1pA2TskF33668iVDaW

[upper parrot]

Niceeee

[sick vessel]

Next week Im gonna make some cheesy artisan with chives

[upbeat pike]

Holy, 95+ TPI bread!
Nice work sir

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-jack-black-awkward-gif-4691467854324958416

[sick vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kDc9xP8smko?si=2nNWW-FKPK6IFcQ5

Vinegar is incredible. Who knew making mozzarella was so easy

[sick vessel]

Fried eggs with one 1 piece of bread cuz it was so thick @analog trench

[sick vessel]

@faint lake I wasn’t kidding I use this thing all the time for my meal preps. Goated. 6 lbs of hamburger with onions, bell peppers, garlic and some Lawrys seasoning lol. Makes life so easy

[upper parrot]

@sick vessel

[upper parrot]

Meal prep for the kid 😂

[sick vessel]

The best comfort food ever

[atomic sandal]

Chicago on a cheat day (Nutella in the crust), Neapolitan day to day...

[faint lake]

nice. my wife starting to make chicken meatballs. half thigh and half breast. ngl processing your food is a cheat code

im currently on a cutting cycle and im just so sick of chicken

[upper parrot]

Homemade burger grind with bacon and ribeye

cant beat it

[faint lake]

hey man i just came back from a funeral of a 52yo who had a heart attack leaving his wife and 20yo kids. fck the bacon

from here on im just seeds and beans my guy

[upper parrot]

LOL

not that he died

but bacon is life

cant convince me otherwise

if i die in the next 14 years i doubt its because of my bacon intake

[sick vessel]

Huh Nutella in pizza crust??? Get help

[sick vessel]

Yeah I’m sure it was the bacon jag 🤦🏾

[trail steppe]

Nutella?
And people think I am weird for eating pineapple. 😂

[sick vessel]

Yeah idk if I can be friends with @atomic sandal anymore 😂 jk

Good pizza shouldn’t need any condiments like dipping sauces. Just simple.

https://tenor.com/view/barstool-sports-dave-portney-one-bite-pizza-gif-16042867

This guy reviews on pizza is great lol

[timid ruin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bachelorinparadise-bachelor-in-paradise-season-8-abc-rzZRWfDjkXD99LfoW3

i guess it depends on how you eat it

[sick vessel]

@upper parrot How can someone who is so smart with charts and rich be so… 🤦🏾 bacon isn’t what is killing people

https://tenor.com/view/seed-oils-canola-disrespect-industrial-gif-4972106916821065445

[upper parrot]

Well I'll tell you problem #1

he lives in AUS

and they think Ham is Bacon

[sick vessel]

Oh yeah I remember that convo

Poor jag

[trail steppe]

In Canada we call bacon bacon. We call ham ham.
What Americans call Canadian bacon we call back bacon.

[sick vessel]

Back bacon hmmm

Never heard of this till today

[trail steppe]

Apparently Toronto sent some back bacon to NY and because it came from Canada they called it Canadian bacon.
True or a Reddit tale I don't know. I am not invested enough in the naming of meats to do more than a 5 second Google search.

[sick vessel]

Interesting

[timid ruin]

apparently they also poke holes in their cheese and sell it as "swiss cheese" 😄

[sick vessel]

@upper parrot you are a pro. The sourdough starter intimidates me

[faint lake]

bacon is group 1 carcinogen. i aint got time for bowel cancer or cardiovascular disease

[atomic sandal]

Its a cheat day, there are no rules on cheat days 😂

I had a Nutella calzone in Sicily, so good 😋

[trail steppe]

You are so right about cheat days.
I am probably the least healthy eater here so I can't say a lot. 😂

[faint lake]

dont search how much sugar and vegetable oil in nutella

[atomic sandal]

You have to let your hair down once in a while...

[faint lake]

its a slippery slope for me ser

[atomic sandal]

That stuff is engineered to hit your bliss points, it's fun to eat.

[sick vessel]

Heard that from doctors huh… the ones that tell you fat and cholesterol are the worst things for you 🤦🏾

[faint lake]

Do you even know how they make bacon? i guess you believe american cheese is made of cheese too?

[sick vessel]

Bacon is from the belly of the pig lol

[faint lake]

oh god americans

[sick vessel]

Yeah American cheese isn’t really cheese 😭 you are right there. But ….

[faint lake]

sodium nitrates

smoke aka co2
enjoy colon cancer

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-hurts-gif-12096381820083648834

There is nothing wrong with nitrates and there is nothing wrong smoke lol

[faint lake]

ask chatgpt whats in the smoke

lol sodium nitrate is carcinogenic when exposed to high heat which is your pan

[sick vessel]

Then stop using the smokers

[faint lake]

chatgpt/gemini is free please use it

So you are telling me bacteria doesnt even want to eat bacon but you do

[sick vessel]

Jag

[faint lake]

you prob never heard of gut microbiome

[faint lake]

yea i prefer to listen to people who actually studied science in medical school, peer reviewed journals, and actually practice medicine

whos work has lengthen the average life expectancy of human

[sick vessel]

We need salt, we need fat, we need cholesterol. Take that away we shrivel up and die of dementia. Smoke isn’t gonna to kill ya. Our brain is made up mostly of fat and cholesterol. There is a reason why more and more people are getting dementia more than ever… the doctors listen to WHO and we know what they are up to 👀

[faint lake]

do you even know why human dont drink sea water

[sick vessel]

Get help

[faint lake]

ask chatgpt. ill wait

[sick vessel]

Yes listen to everything it says

[faint lake]

we do need fat, but definitely not the fat in bacon lol

what you need is unsaturated fat, fat that doesnt exposed to high heat

thats where u got it all wrong about how fat and cholesterol works.
raw virgin olive oil is good, but deep fried olive oil is the worst u can put in your mouth

see why actually study the science is a good idea

do you know why high smoke point oil like avocado is healthier than using virgin olive oil?

[sick vessel]

Lolol I need to go to bed not ignoring ya I’ll be back

[faint lake]

ur being brainwashed by the meat industry, which only 4 companies in the us

[trail steppe]

I have to agree with Jag here.
Bacon is not healthy because it uses chemical preservatives.

[sick vessel]

Pork gets such a bad rap. Pigs are actually very clean animals. They are not raised like they are used to be. the fat in pigs are not unhealthy. nitrates are not bad. Check this out. The videos I shared are shorts

https://youtube.com/shorts/Yf3njAQ5uxo?si=yrd_43h8G04EWPue

[sick vessel]

Yes any oil raised to a temperature of frying is not healthy lol. Most avocados oils on the shelves is not %100 avocado oil. Most are cut with seed oils. The same goes for olive oil

You have to be careful with what you buy. Olive oils you need to buy ones that have a harvest date and that evoo stamp.

https://youtube.com/shorts/U0RP5oGSksQ?si=XhQZsDiWJlMmeuxJ

check it out jag

[sick vessel]

What chemical nitrates are natural

Lol I get it

[faint lake]

nitrate in vegetable converts to nitrice oxide which is good, while nitrate in bacon converts to nitrosamine.

ken gave half-truth which is effective on his audience

do you know that sodium chloride is edible but chlorine is poisonous, i mean both got chlor in it. crazy right?

[trail steppe]

It is often synthetic sodium.
The issue is what does sodium do when not in it's natural form.

Here's how I really feel about food though.
People want an easy answer of "this is healthy", "this isn't" but it is far more complex than that.
Every body responds differently to different foods. What is best for one person isn't necessarily best for another. Some things are obviously good and bad but usually it varies.
Most of our food that is "healthy" is grown in such crap conditions (veggies and meat) that it isn't as healthy as it should be.

We have to just do our best and realize we are going to die anyway.

I still would not put bacon in the healthy category with say one of my sirloin roasts but is it healthier than Doritos, I would say yes. I would also say it is just as healthy as seeds and nuts due to the amount of fungicides used.

[atomic sandal]

Correct 💪

The cholesterol test was invented by Pfizer and it's job was to create markets...

[atomic sandal]

And cholesterol is a necessary precursor to hormone production like testosterone, that's why we have so many femboys and beta males, it's the low cholesterol...

[faint lake]

another half truth.
cholesterol produces many kinds of hormones, such as cortisol (stress, belly fat, skinny fat, prohibit muscle building), aldosterone (blood pressure), progresterone, estrogen (beta males) and testo

seriously guys maybe study the topic first before rekting your body

i bet this guy is high in cholesterol

https://tenor.com/view/shake-weight-andy-shake-shake-lifting-muscle-gif-8945999935666805194

High cholesterol = high testo

[faint lake]

i do agree that we need fat, it is part of the 3 macros. but the source of fat is very important to distinct. bodybuilders consume unsaturated fat and omega 3 fatty acid. and in a certain amount. if "cholesterol" is good for testo, why dont those bodybuilders strictly eat bacon? It got protein and fat. See how little misinformation goes a long way

[upper parrot]

I think this is most accurate and it’s even harder to get actual seeds to grow “natural” food… like where can you even get seeds that haven’t been touched or modified. You can I’m sure but at this point our govts want us unhealthy imo and we just need to minimize the deadly shit ie fast food, processed shit etc

[analog trench]

Like...... unmodified duck meat?

[faint lake]

[upper parrot]

Neverrrrrr

[trail steppe]

It is also just part of living in an imperfect world. Solving one issue creates another. Do you let plants get totally wiped out by pests so there is less food or do you put pesticides on them? Neither one is good.

So yeah, we minimize and raise ducks or chickens so we know what goes into our eggs.🙂

[upper parrot]

Exactly

They been eating my garden

Them ladies gonna be in trouble

Although I did see this lady raising meat rabbits

I’m getting closer to thinking going full homestead and moving to a ranch in Montana or Wyoming might be in my future

[atomic sandal]

They are on a low cholesterol diet and TRT injections 😂

You also need sunlight.

Fatty red meat and sunlight and physical movement.

Take my cousin who's a body builder and on a low cholesterol diet, he has TRT injections.

We have the same testosterone reading... 😉

[faint lake]

Can we agree that cristiano ronaldo is human peak performance?

[faint lake]

you do know that steroid lower testo right?

Ronaldo, where is the bacon?? Why are you eating vegies and chicken breast??

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[atomic sandal]

Just try it... See how wonderful you feel...

[faint lake]

it's all about mindset

do you think cristiano ronaldo is sad from eating healthy?
salt is unatural for primates and yet we put it in everything.
what is the primary diet of a primate?

Definitely not swine

do you know why our brain give so much rewards to sugar, salt and fat?

because back then we dont have coles. human need to hunt for meat, sometimes for days. tracking a deer, completely in silence, prowling in the bushes carrying a spear. Now you apply that concept to relatively more sedentary lifestyle with laptops and robo taxi

Low testo vegetable eater ronaldo

[atomic sandal]

Mother nature provides in many ways, biologically we are not linear beings...

[atomic sandal]

Here's a mountain of protein just delivered

[faint lake]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-shocked-gif-15319049

[atomic sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-finger-lickin-good-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-8678282266239493385

[trail steppe]

I stared at this for a couple of seconds. I realized why it looks so odd, I have never seen a carton that holds 20 eggs. Funny how the slight differences throw you off. 😂
Love seeing all the different sizes and shades, not a commercial egg farm.
When I see how commercial hens live, it just isn't going to give a person the healthiest eggs. You call it mother nature, I say it is God, but animals are designed to give us the best when they are treated the best.

[trail steppe]

I love Montana.
Homesteading looks fun on YT but it is hard. Do it now before you get old. 😂

[sick vessel]

Or maybe you are the brainwashed one 👀 believing everything you see on chat gpt. WHO rules the world whatever they say is bad they force their ideas on the colleges. Colleges listen if not they lose their funding. Look at how many times the food pyramid has changed. Like goodness sakes they say red meat is bad and they want us to eat bugs. Most doctors are told lies and push drugs. Therapist do the same thing. So many people are on medication today. Also, bacon has been around for thousand of years. Bacon does not cause cancer. ANYTHING COOKED ABOVE THEIR SMOKE POINT CAUSES FREE RADICALS. Which is carcinogenic. Bacon is not a problem. Don’t trust everything you see.

Do I recommend eating bacon everyday no lol. But it’s great for carnivores and keto. High in fat but it will not cause you cancer that is a lie. There is no way broccoli is better for you than bacon lol. Broccoli has DEFENSE CHEMICALS

[sick vessel]

Okay lmao he is not natural the man juices.

Most dudes juices in sports. It’s all about not getting caught. Hell Jon jones used to hide under the ring to escape USADA 💀

There is one guy that I know for sure that doesn’t juice. Nate Diaz. But if you watch his fights he gets rag dolled for 4 rounds then finally shows his endurance in round 5 😂

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-surprised-nate-diaz-ufc-not-surprised-mma-gif-16301953

[sick vessel]

lol yeah we will all die. No matter how long these elites keep finding new ways to live longer. One day they’ll prolly be half cyborgs or download their consciousness into a robot idk 💀 but I don’t want to live the last 40 years of my life miserable and on drugs cuz of WHO. But most people do. I want to be that 70 year old running around still in the garden and driving.

[faint lake]

1. The Claim: "Bacon does not cause cancer" vs. Science
   The World Health Organization (WHO) classifies processed meats like bacon as Group 1 carcinogens.

• Scientific Evidence: This classification is based on consistent evidence from over 800 studies showing that consuming processed meat increases the risk of colorectal cancer.

• The Mechanism: The primary issue isn't just the "smoke point" or "free radicals" mentioned in the statement. Processing bacon involves nitrites and nitrates, which, when digested, form N-nitroso compounds. These compounds damage the DNA in the lining of the bowel, leading to cancer.

• The History Myth: While cured meats have existed for a long time, modern industrial processing uses much higher concentrations of synthetic nitrates and sodium than traditional methods, and modern lifespans are long enough for these cumulative cellular damages to manifest as cancer.

2. The Claim: "Broccoli has defense chemicals" (Antinutrients)
   The statement implies that plant "defense chemicals" make vegetables like broccoli worse than bacon.

• The Science of Glucosinolates: Broccoli does contain compounds like isothiocyanates (often called "defense chemicals" because they protect the plant from pests). However, in humans, these chemicals are highly beneficial.

• Hormesis: Small amounts of these compounds trigger a beneficial stress response in human cells (hormesis), which actually strengthens the body’s ability to detoxify carcinogens and reduces inflammation.

• Nutritional Comparison: Broccoli provides fiber, Vitamin C, Vitamin K, and folate—nutrients that bacon lacks. High fiber intake is scientifically proven to lower cancer risk, directly opposing the effect of processed meats.

3. The Claim: "Anything cooked above smoke point causes cancer"
   While the statement correctly identifies that overheating oils creates free radicals and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs), it misses a specific danger of bacon.

• Heterocyclic Amines (HCAs): When meat is cooked at high temperatures (even below the smoke point of the fat), the amino acids and creatine in the meat react to form HCAs. These are potent mutagens that damage DNA. Because bacon is often fried until crispy, it typically has higher levels of these compounds than many other foods.

4. Institutional Distrust (WHO, Colleges, Doctors)
   The statement suggests a top-down conspiracy where funding dictates "lies."

• Peer Review: Scientific consensus is not formed by a single "ruling" body but through peer review. Studies are conducted by thousands of independent researchers worldwide. If one organization (like the WHO) were "lying," independent labs in different countries with different funding sources would produce conflicting data. Instead, the data on processed meat and cancer is globally consistent.

• Food Pyramid Evolution: The statement cites the changing food pyramid as evidence of "lies." In reality, science is iterative. As technology and data collection improve, recommendations change to reflect more accurate information. This is a hallmark of the scientific method, not a sign of deception

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

https://tenor.com/view/memepool-samusalo-broccoli-trash-gif-22747623

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-cat-licking-licking-cat-bacon-gif-16119512773136380303

https://tenor.com/view/dr-tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus-who-director-please-dont-politicize-this-virus-gif-17264818

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Red meat bad eat bugs. Yeah let’s listen to whatever they have to say. And a lot of people of gut issues from leafy greens like broccoli. I know myself personally my gut hurt and gets super gsssy when I eat that crap. That is not normal. Unplug jag

Let’s be honest someone tell me who actually enjoys eating kale or broccoli for the taste. It’s disgusting

You have to cook it and add a sauce like cheese or butter to make it good

[faint lake]

Show me the science and ill listen to you

do you believe the earth is flat just because the government said it's not?

being a contrarian might sound smart, but being a contrarian to science is not

[upper parrot]

The earth is flat

https://tenor.com/view/cuz-its-not-round-itsrucka-flat-earth-song-the-world-is-flat-the-world-is-a-plate-gif-20669093

[faint lake]

harry potter is real

[trail steppe]

I mean, I have a friend who went full carnivore. Got off his heart meds, no long needs a C-Pap machine to sleep, lost a ton of weight and can now actually exercise. It probably did save his life.
His wife went on the same diet and didn't do well with it. She went back to eating veggies and meat while cutting out carbs.
You can find a study to prove whatever you want if you look at the right group of people.

[trail steppe]

If you have time to post this you have time to be taking a duck video.🥺

[upper parrot]

i almost did lol

then i forgot

because i was analysing flatness of earth

[upper parrot]

He is

[trail steppe]

Flat, round who cares. It has no actual bearing on our lives.
Whereas your duck videos bring happiness.
Priorities. 😂

[sick vessel]

lol jag you need to start thinking and applying common sense. People have been eating pork, beef for thousands of years… no issues. Then out of nowhere it’s bad? And certain elites who run WHO want us to eat bugs and says veggies are better than meat. There are a few doctors that are calling out the bull crap and getting censored over it. JUST LOOK AT THE VEGANS COMPARED TO THE CARNIVORES. Vegans have to start supplementing carnivores do not. We can live without plants but not meats. But I do not believe being carnivore for long periods of time is the way. God made bread and honey for a reason.

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-omniman-omni-man-think-think-mark-think-gif-10154057437310280034

Check this guy out. He’s one of very few actual surgeons calling out the madness. Some science is just BS

He knows right away when he does open heart surgery if the patient is going to live or not by looking at the blood vessels around the heart. He notices how damaged and worn out they are. And he blames it on seed oils not fats and cholesterol. Fats and cholesterol are needed to repair blood vessels. It’s not the issue. Seed oils inflame the vessels and constant use just absolutely destroys them.

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-think-xmen-thinking-of-you-thinking-about-you-gif-11412700073245673764

I used to believe everything about what doctors told me as well jag but then I had to start doing my own research… I used to be pre diabetic and my body just ached. Used to go to the doctor every 6 months and got my blood drawn several times.

Doctor my body aches, my gut hurts, my dandruff is annoying what is going on I’m only 25.
“Well Adrian let’s look at your diet”
I eat meats like chicken and beef, bread, margarine and use vegetable oil when I cook.
“Hmmm incorporate seeds, nuts and more veggies like broccoli”
6 months later doctor I did what you said but now my gut is so dang gassy it’s embarrassing.”
“Hmmm let’s try this medication and try this anti dandruff shampoo”
I saw this video about how butter and canivores is actually good for your gut and broccoli isn’t meant for us to consume.
“Adrian don’t listen to these guys that are on YouTube. Listen to the doctors. Eat more fruits and veggies”
But I do
“Let’s send you to a specialist”
Good bye doctor. Haven’t seen one in 5 years for my issues. Reversed everything unplug jag unplug

Like when someone farts constantly that is a sign there is something wrong with there gut. The only time I have gut problems is when I’m eating junk or too much bread lol then I just dial it back. Dandruff hasn’t been a issue for years feel great

I just keep my carbs under 100 grams a day I can tell when I go overboard cuz my guts let me know 💀

I put raw unfiltered honey on everything almost. Most honey’s at the store are fake or cut with corn syrup. Like oils you have to do your research.

[faint lake]

is this after you found out that the earth is flat?

[sick vessel]

lol

Rich time to move to Montana. It gets cold tho

[sick vessel]

Isn’t Canada basically Montana?

[trail steppe]

Canada is a colder, socialist Montana.
I don't like cold or socialism.

[atomic sandal]

That's why I pay extra for traditionally farmed food. The animals are treated better and the soil has a chance to recover with regenerative practices.

[upper parrot]

I think i might have the missus onboard for homesteading

and montana

[trail steppe]

Do it. It has destoryed my body and made me nearly lose my mind but being able to raise animals, grow crops and food is worth it.

[upper parrot]

I cant wait honestly... My cousin just sold her place in florida and moved her family (4 kids) and inlaws to start homesteading

im like yessss

i need

[trail steppe]

Better for your kids. It will teach them things they will never learn in a city or town.

[sick vessel]

Like Torial said it won’t be easy those winters hit different lol

[trail steppe]

I try to talk almost everyone out of it. Most people who think they want to deal with ranch/farm life actually don't. I think Rich would make it though.

[sick vessel]

Crazy amounts of snow and low temperatures for most of the year.

[trail steppe]

In Montana??? Nah, it is balmy.

[sick vessel]

I watch dudes that have never been get frustrated a lot out there on YouTube lol

[trail steppe]

Little bit of freezing is good, kills the bugs.🤣

[sick vessel]

I would I like cold but man…. Idk how you do Torial. But I guess you were born in Canada so you are used to it

[trail steppe]

That is really what it comes down to, you get used to dealing with the issues you were born into. I look at people in hot cliimates and don't know how they survive. You can always put on more layers but you can only take off so many.

[sick vessel]

People in Florida have that thin blood… they need heat. My cousins in fort myers called in work when it’s 40 degrees 😂💀

[trail steppe]

Although, a family member of mine moved to Texas to ranch. They love the heat and say how much easier the job is there. After they got used to always checking for snakes. Having almost a 0 percent chance of running into a poisonous spider and having no snakes makes us really uncareful up here. I wander into dark sheds at night to grab a bale or bucket with no thought.

[sick vessel]

I don’t like being around spiders bigger than my face and roaches that hiss at me. I’ll have to pass on that type of climate also

https://tenor.com/view/spiders-bugs-scared-run-you-died-gif-6456767821283857356

I honestly wouldnt know what I would do lol. Burn down the house…

[trail steppe]

At least you can see that one though. It is the small, fast deadly ones that I don't want to live with. If I found a roach in the house that would be the day I would have a house chicken. 😂

[sick vessel]

I spray the inside and outside of my apartment with ortho home defense max every 6 months

When spring comes the ants and bugs invade by the hundreds lol. And the spiders follow so I spray and set up traps if needed. But the spray is pretty goated

I always keep my apartment clean but the people around me may not. Can’t wait when I have enough saved up for a home

[trail steppe]

People think I am crazy because I have the chickens close to my house and they think they will bring bugs to my home. No, the bugs are already here, with the chickens here their home has more attractants than mine does so they go there.😂

[sick vessel]

Ducks eat bugs?

[trail steppe]

So many.
Some of our feedlots up here have even started housing Muscovy ducks with the cattle to eat the flies. When I had my Muscovies they would go down and hang out with the cows during the day when they weren't on their pond. Dig through the sheds for bugs and eat them right off the cows too.

My chickens are scared of the cows. They aren't as brave as Muscovies. 😂

[sick vessel]

Niceeee

[trail steppe]

I remember reading before getting them that one Muscovy can decrease the mosquito population by 70,00 a year. After the ducks moved in we had no mosquitoes around our house.

[sick vessel]

Wow I also heard having plants that attract dragonflies greatly reduces the mosquito population. Even tho the ducks and chickens will prolly eat them up as well lol

1 eats like over 100 mosquitos a day

[atomic sandal]

You would love a film called The Biggest Little Farm...

[sick vessel]

I see what you mean after making and watching more videos. Having a scale is much quicker and easier than using and cleaning utensils to measure out everything. Will invest in one soon

Got some dough in the fridge right now. Added honey and olive oil this time. Didnt have any lard on hand

[trail steppe]

I will check it out.

[upper parrot]

WTF really?

female Muscovoy?

I might have to get one

[trail steppe]

You have Runners they control tons too.
They are used in Asia to control pests. Ducks are one of the absolute best things for a garden too. I let my ladies patrol daily and I had almost no holes from pests in my veggies.
Peas are not safe though. They eat those.

[upper parrot]

THEY ARE EATING ALL MY VEGGIES TORIAL

lol

they f'd up my bell pepper plant yesterday

and mowing the pumpkin

they really like the dill and tomatoes though lol

[trail steppe]

Are they?🤣
Well my Muscovies never did. Guess it is a breed thing.

[upper parrot]

ill get a video

gimme a sec

its been a while since a duckpdate

[trail steppe]

Your ducks are like my chickens. I had a lettuce bravely trying to come up. They ate it and then tried to scratch the roots out.

[sick vessel]

Blackstones are GOATED

Yum

On homemade bread bruh

Mayo on top. No seed oils

[sick vessel]

Any coffee lovers in here? If so what’s your go to brand of coffee

[atomic sandal]

Cleanest I can find, grown at altitude in the shade, retains more of the benefit in the bean with a light roast...

[sick vessel]

I got some from caveman coffee brand. Doesn’t say how it’s grown tho lol

It’s pretty good gets me going

The nitro cold brews will absolutely make you feel like you are on crack. Too much for me

[atomic sandal]

The wife drinks an organic coffee from Honduras, it's stronger more of a medium roast.

[atomic sandal]

How much caffeine in those lol?

[sick vessel]

Nice my country lol

[sick vessel]

From my understanding there is nothing that has more caffeine than nitro. Thats what the lady at Starbucks says. Instead of shots of espresso she took shots of nitro. It’s wild

Okay they reduced from the last time I bought it 💀 it was 200 mg

So might try again less powerful

https://tenor.com/view/wow-meme-gif-25742319

[sick vessel]

I only cook with Avocado oil and beef tallow… since they are stable at high heats. Real olive oil taste so good I drizzle it on my foods

[atomic sandal]

For real? I thought you were USA lol, that's pretty cool what's Honduras like to live in?

[sick vessel]

lol yeah I didn’t explain very well. I was born there. Then when I was a baby I was adopted and lived in the states ever since

I’m prolly the only Hispanic that doesn’t really know Spanish. I don’t practice it enough. If you don’t used it you forget it and I’m not around it enough

[sick vessel]

@analog trench whiskey or rum with coffee, stevia and heavy cream is worth a try

[analog trench]

Worth a shot!

[merry pawn]

@sick vessel Drach'Nyen made the best drink the weekend just gone!! 😉

[sick vessel]

Sounds like you’ve had Drach’Nyen drinks lol

[merry pawn]

Yep heaps 😉 He makes amazing cocktails xx

Very cool garnishes too!! ❤️

[sick vessel]

@atomic sandal Made chicken broth in my pressure cooker. All it took was 2 hours and man this is rich in flavor 🤤 I will always save bones and freeze them now. Much cheaper this way too.

[atomic sandal]

You should visit, some of the best produce in the world comes from Honduras.

[sick vessel]

Yeah like cocaine

That country is dangerous lol. I remember doing a research project on it in high school. I was like dang I’m blessed lol. It was #1 in the world in drugs, murder and trafficking. Idk if I’ll ever visit

[upper parrot]

Scared money dont make no money

[atomic sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-13763573

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-smile-car-windows-down-gif-16958759

Until you meet the cartel then what rich

[upper parrot]

I’m Mexican so its fine

I know Sinaloa

[sick vessel]

I have a buddy that lives just south of the border he lives in Jalisco Mexico to make tequila. He was there a while back when a cartel boss was taken down. They are everywhere

[upper parrot]

Yeah you won’t catch me in Mexico though lol

I ai t trying to die

Ppl be like “oh it’s not that bad”

Melissa it only takes once to end up face down in a well

I’ll stay on Cali beaches

[sick vessel]

Bruh

[upper parrot]

Exactly

Until

I’m good on until lol

[sick vessel]

Agreed

Imagine actually meeting tuco

[upper parrot]

I’m at the age now where I been to Mexico and I don’t go outta my way to increase chances of death

I’m trying to actively decrease them lol

Hence making my own bread

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/tuco-salamanca-raymond-cruz-woohhoo-yes-yey-gif-17026577

[upper parrot]

lol he’s the best

Just nut ball

[atomic sandal]

I reckon cartel neighbourhoods would be safe, just don't behave like an idiot and you will be fine.

[sick vessel]

Yeah but like Rich said until…

https://tenor.com/view/don-héctor-hector-ding-viejito-gif-1596135095479961787

[atomic sandal]

Cocktails with RevDis

[sick vessel]

Oh dang those look amazing

[trail steppe]

They look pretty!

[sick vessel]

So much detail lol

[merry pawn]

Looks good. What are they

Drach you'll have to put your ones up..❤️

[sick vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/S3I7kg6C1ZA?si=wQDSWd8nWvJGn2c8

might make my own butter too

[timid ruin]

you supposed to lick the glas while drinking? 😄

[analog trench]

Guessing here. Spicey Magarita and some sorta coconut magarita! The corn chips are making me think its a mexican bar or something!

🧐

[atomic sandal]

Damn you are spot on brother

[analog trench]

https://giphy.com/gifs/someone-knowledge-compliments-dsHZLWYu5SC6k

[merry pawn]

....hmm and I know things.. you're a funny bf ❤️

[sick vessel]

Yeah I was wonder the same thing lol. I think you are

[upper parrot]

lol yea basically…. I hate this though personally… like why am I licking my glass bros… just put it inside the rim or something… I just wipe it off with finger and mix it in usually I hate when restaurants do this fancy shit but I appreciate @atomic sandal fancy dedication

[timid ruin]

Why not put it directly in the Drink?

[upper parrot]

Because ppl will say they like to balance the drink or something or sometimes they don’t want the stuff idk

I’m not a fan

As I said

Salt I get

But I still don’t do

[timid ruin]

Weird shit

They also Stick the olives outside the Glas of a Martini?

[analog trench]

Mai Tai season!

[merry pawn]

It was delicious 😋 ❤️

[analog trench]

Usually I cant be bothered salting rims... occasionally a little patch on one side is nice

Last week's creation.... I dropped one of these on the bed!

Epic fail

[merry pawn]

Yes it went all over me!! Who spills now? 😂

[upper parrot]

your glasses have butt cheeks lol

[timid ruin]

Was it actually an accident?
Not so sure about that

Some people Like to lick Glases the Drink is in... Some people Like to lick other Stuff the Drink is on 😂

[sick vessel]

Anyone else love clipping coupons lol

Bought crap load of ribeyes @faint lake and some don julio 🤤

[sick vessel]

Dang you made hearts! Niceeee

[sick vessel]

You just like your drinks on the rocks huh

[upper parrot]

yes

[merry pawn]

They were very nice!!

[upper parrot]

no foo foo stuff

[sick vessel]

@analog trench is a pro

[sick vessel]

I’m getting there as I get older.

[merry pawn]

Yep...

[merry pawn]

Yep

[atomic sandal]

It was a fancy restaurant in a fancy town... When in Rome...

[sick vessel]

lol have you ever noticed when dough is proofing it smells like beer @upper parrot

[upper parrot]

That homemade sourdough pizza

[analog trench]

Dang.... that looks good

[faint lake]

https://tenor.com/view/gluten-tons-eating-cooking-health-freaks-gif-5407099

[sick vessel]

Sourdough is a superfood

[faint lake]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-amy-slaton-lol-rofl-lmao-gif-19967573

[sick vessel]

Just ask your LLMs

[upper parrot]

Don’t worry you don’t have to worry about it with hanta virus coming for you

[faint lake]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-david-goggins-running-i'm-back-money-power-gif-12299634666814463785

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-triggered-run-chasing-gif-14833285

[analog trench]

No joke they quarantining a bunch of people from that ship down the road from me!

Might need some sourdough to protect me

[sick vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[merry pawn]

Should see if I can get some starter and make it for you 😉

[sick vessel]

You need to buy an ancient dehydrated starter to start. You can get them on Amazon

[merry pawn]

Thanks.. my brother in law might have some..
But it depends if I end up making it.. haha

[upper parrot]

I can ship you some of mine

[merry pawn]

ohh.... really 🙂 cool

[timid ruin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oliver-food-OvxBnDE6bs85q

[sick vessel]

Dang yall are lucky

[upper parrot]

You too hoe

[sick vessel]

Nah go away. Jag is my hero now

Well I think they spelled something wrong 💀

[upper parrot]

Gayo

Eyo

That spice spice

[sick vessel]

💀

[sick vessel]

@faint lake

[sick vessel]

@upper parrot

Simple simple simple wow

[upper parrot]

CARBS

OMG

[sick vessel]

Bro how can something so simple taste so good. I have to keep it to just 1 potato a day lol

So basically this needs to last me 4 days 💀

[upper parrot]

We go through bags of potatoes

[sick vessel]

Brother, too many carbs is not good 💀

[atomic sandal]

Be honest they were all gone in 4 hours...

[sick vessel]

Lmao no I got discipline

[sick vessel]

Bruh @upper parrot

1490 calories

Don’t shame me @atomic sandal it’ll be my only meal today

[upper parrot]

lol you went?

Better be your only meal for the week

[sick vessel]

Not yet bout to grill some steaks

[sick vessel]

Okay Mr fried food

[sick vessel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YSD_ICOkdNU?si=W7gNnyakYgKeYVKj

[trail steppe]

I had pictured you a little differently.😏

[sick vessel]

Oh look who is judging

[sick vessel]

Too buzzed to go get it. So my arteries will live another day

[upper parrot]

stop drinking ser

bad for kidneys

[sick vessel]

Yeah just a few shots… I still got that shake tho. Don’t worry I got the regular size only half the calories. Saved a few years of my life

[trail steppe]

Was it as good as it looked? It looked worth the calories and losing a few years of life for.

[sick vessel]

You know I was just talking to my buddy about this…

You know how you’ll eat something and be like that was not worth the diabetes… well… that shake was 1000% worth the diabetes. Sooooo good and tastyyyy

https://tenor.com/view/mm-so-good-tasty-baker-gif-13224903

[sick vessel]

What cut of meat is that?

[upper parrot]

ribeye

[sick vessel]

And you didn’t dry brine…

[upper parrot]

i have limited time to cook and eat and plan and such haha

[sick vessel]

Philly steak on sourdough.

[sick vessel]

Moreeee