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Both of yall will awake to paperclips in your fridge 
Him
Would

Hey shortie
you can carry those?
you're 5ft 4
Youād feel better if you thought that
5'5 ah
5.10 5.11 
Fitting



thank you
Damn im great
Thank you
Sometimes I be complimenting myself too 
Youre welcome
If youre great?
Of course you are
...just
Not as great as a guy named Me
You called
heya juna , yea um idk how but yea i got this role nowš

Camping in vc maybe?
nahh deff not that
Hru juna
Someone dropped their cleaner....

decent atm

Changed your ign yet?
Hating on the drip
Whoo.0
You
Ohhh its u jiyuu
That's me #1 hater in server of everything 
No , its good still :3
Never
On the absolute swagger
That pfp has been the same since i made this damn acc
Too lazy to change
Hi jiyuu
Hi nuts
...

š
ā¦
IT IS I NUTS


You must be nuts
This place is the 3rd layer of hell sometimes Sam I swear 
Need to go deeper
so chat , anyone on marvels?
Driving them nuts
pause
Nothing new
I think i hit them with to many nuts
Working so cant tonight
Shut up
Sigh*
When will u be off?
8 - 9 hours
Nah clip , rewind , and replay
Reasonable
Damnnn , i need u to carry me again tho
You mean you carry me
Bro was nutting everywhere
ššš
I cannot today. Have a good rest of your day 
Clipped
I really was tho , but ur still better then me dw
Says the diamond player to a bronze player

Erm , im new
See im new @versed pond
Bro brought out the alt account
Hello newer im newest
NU UHHH IM NEW TO THE GAME WYMMMM
HELP
Can i help you BRIT
armbrit
you better stop this new competition or you'll summon seekie and she's gonna beat u all
Carry on with ur actvities
Sheās not beating nothing.. Iām literally new..i still got my tag on

lol i saw an instagram and instantly thought it was sam
I didn't say what I'd do; get your mind out of the gutter
Peas and ty
Bro the voice, cadence and accent was the exact same thing as samās
tbh the new position for heng/katana is much better
@mint magnet
LMAOOOOO
Might get back into naraka
Ew why?
I wont be satisfied till i get that asura rank
bro needs a gpu first
Honestly the only thing i need is brainpower
bleh
Faster cpu ever

@spark bison
What did you buy?

Why do we need other cpuās when we all get one for free
I cannot with you guys today 
What does this even mean?
True
Yet bro is incredibly slow
I'm going back to sleep 
Iām not really..i just dont use my brain when im talking to you
If this game installs and sucks I'mma crash out though
No need either
Rather use my rss somewhere else
Ong
Also doesnāt help that i donāt know how to talk to people 
All you need is just one person in a room with me and youād think i was dead

OMG WHAT?
Why is bro shouting?
because
Sigma
My indoor voice is out of stock
Why?
Same height as my mom
Yeah i can be mommy too.
I'll go back to my ice forest instead. Bye xd
I done lost my charger
Lily
bleh

Doesnāt seem like it
I only say a little bit at a time tho
Do it Catho style
Iām still waiting for you to mention the issue
Huh? What issue?
Thereās nothing wrong with saying a little bit at a time
Yea but sam thinks Iām slow cuz of it
Sometimes, itās even refreshing to just exist with people
Sam has an allergy to awesome people


You heard me

No, really, thereās nothing wrong with taking your time and just be

Life can be overwhelming sometimes
As a ziping main i dont like what i see
He kept blowing me up even tho he had the option to just hit me with regular weapons Samās not normal
Bet
Heās a violent dude
Ntz Ntz
Did you eat today?

You too
he keeps heās saying ā self sacrificing himselfā
Food update
Tell me about it
Go buy food
THERE IS NO WAY
But i got no money thanks to naraka
noodles?
DO NOT SPEND MONEY ON GAMES IF YOU DO NOT HAVE FOOD
took mini nap hopin headache wonāt come back but i feel it 
Did you eat?
Fine Iāll go eat the lettuce head
Perfect
OH
you can try massaging the headache point thatās located on your hand
The cost of living is at a all time high
Factss
You buy stupid Oreos instead of getting something healthier
Good
i will give it a go
At least itās something

Put pressure
Its the uni
funds
If not, my doctor recommended me to put something cold on my head when I have a headache
That I get 
Maybe. I was just going to go to sleep because over the day but it's too early I cannot
Get sandwich then

No bread
Did you eat?
Ask that lady with the 4 slices of bread 
I will forever praise Romanian university systems š
You can get in for free AND get paid to study š
Heck no
They accepting applications 
Yes I got food from a local restaurant
it was so good 
Now now, Samuel
I know talking to ladies is scary
But sometimes you gotta do it
I'm not pulling a Sam either I can show what's left 
Every year š
I trust you š
Hydrate too
U don't even know what she is talking about

I donāt need to
Get some food in you
Try getting things you can make
You literally need a pasta bag and some sauce
And you have pasta for a few days
Understood
I will get more water now
@mint magnet Kaira says "Freak you"
Apparently, a jar of sauce is around £3 and a pack of spaghetti is £2.50
censored of course
Ā£5.50 and you can eat 2-3 days


You can get it even cheaper than that too 
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT spend money on games or game stuff IF YOU NEED TO EAT, DRINK, BILLS.
No game is worth it
Asda:
Jar of Asda brand Tomato and basil pasta sauce: £1.20
Asda brand spaghetti (500g): 75p
Total: £1.95

You get yourself some pasta
Spend it on pokemon
Anyone wanna uber me some pasta?
@final anvil this Ronin game is made by Ninja Gaiden team
I'm starting it now
I ate it
Ohhhhhh?
Tell me if we like it
Also
I ate it all
Doctor visit
I know hun
Make sure you always have money saved
I deadass tore my tendon
I do
Thatās good 
300 bucks?
They putting me on steroids
I think
Did you eat?
Dude.. you've been dealing with that for a year??

Who dat is?

Good. Always save money. Itās better to have some as you never know when you might need it
Will do 
Roid rage Poe incoming? This one will be interesting
Valid
Thought i was being a kil btch but she was like no girl were getting steroid shots and so on
I been debating
š
I trust washi ate
I dabbled
I have £0.02
Q
Washi
Please be more careful
it's not worth risking pushing yourself further than you have to
And you have no food?
when do you get paid next?
Krs hard to type guy

....
Does Sam even work?
April 28th..
Bro isnt speaking any lish

Happy
Iām about to ask for your PayPal

We'll talk later no worries Poe rest your wrist 
Nah hes broken
Iām assuming he has some form of income
HAHAHAHAHA
š«” anything for the cause
I always save some on the side that never get used and use some of the rest
Bro is about to spend it on MD
325
How do you even end up with only 0.2 to last you an unknown amount of time 

Sam pls
Ask the gov idk
Valid
they donāt have you on a set day a month or some shi thatās what they do for me
Granted what I get from them is likely different
So for me itās every 4 weeks
Its every 3 months

When you have to pay for accomodation which takes like 99% of my money I am cooked
My friend did
Kumis your ward

chogath

š¤
Yessir pooks, thanks
Rewatched and this kind of went hard for a transformation scene
new animation is dope
i must admit
Of course I'll update you about the game though opening goes crazy ngl
they knew what they were doing with this pose
Bro he goes from ssj3 into 4 then just "here we go" it's literally Bulma that tells Vegeta stop fighting
@eager trail quest completed whatās next?
Wash it
I'm biased seeing Gohan finally get a real story again will be peak for awhile
Next?
Also @dark coral starting Rise of the Ronin now 

I refuse.
Use that to cut some bread

Watch the latest Rise of the Ronin trailer, announcing that the open-world action RPG is out now on PC via Steam. It's also already available on PS5 (PlayStation 5).
Set in Japan in 1863, after three centuries of the Tokugawa Shogunateās reign, the Black Ships of the West descend upon the nationās borders and the country falls into a state of t...
This is my gift to the people
You'll haveto cut it for me
New Team Ninja game 
Whereās the receipt
I would if I could
Anything for pretty ladies
but ac shadows is right around the corner


Nsfw


It baffles me that all of a sudden people care about 100% historical accuracy with AC Shadows
Can i be a pretty lady
It's on the repack one but you didn't hear anything from me 
What

from
We have removed the crossbow for historical accuracy.
š«¶
to
You are now fighting final fantasy boss in ancient Egypt.
You know why fr
Oh they gang banging from the heart
Youāre a fearless warrior
Allergy relax
Scold Kumi with me
Alrighr**
Brain is a good cpu no?

Like George Washington didn't get a hold of the apple of eden and enslave the American people
You and the bois after eating good
Bruh thinks we're actually in Assassin's Creed I'm dying
Some are
You mean a little native boy didn't go around killing American war soldiers either ? Or was trained by some halfway assassin house?
Maybe i read a different history book
Can definitely run ultra settings games on them?
Ok samurai game with character creator good start maybe
SO NIOH 2
No heās in danger 
??
Maybe yes.. this game I'm already liking aesthetically though
What do you MEAN the French Revolution didn't involve who has control over EXCALIBUR???
Yeah but
Whatās taking you so long to kill him?

MY France had Excalibur
I-
Actually no
Hooooly
Gimme a rating after a couple hours in
Yeah... Just imagine you're playing them
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Look at my profile banner rq
In theory could we make bio-gpus or bio-cpus

There's one already
...
For 35 grand
I open all five fingers wide
I rear my arm back as far as she goes
And I let it snap forward with the force of a thousand moons
Directly across your jaw
You can paint your nails black in this js 
this is cooked
Tore my thumbs tendon a year ago
Never went to hospital
I have to take steroids now
Summarized
Ugh...so I can have emo sekiro
š
Yes but you maybe make 2 characters 
hi everyone, i need some help
With what
Don't get confused lil girl.
Farded
Once you level up and turn green
Probably #1266666196552519742
Two?
For hwhat
thank you
No, it's definitely the one I sent
35k for 6 months
Sekiro and genishirou

There's a guy and girl but it says switch characters and finalize settings at the bottom 
As in you can be a girl or boy?
Nono it keeps settings when you switch
Interesting
It's implied both characters are at least in game?
Sekiro and sekiko
Weāre playing games 
So sekiro and me then
So real
It sounds cool so fae
You are something
How is it?
Are you winning?
The tendon? I mean it's not pleasant but I'm not gonna die
Thanks for asking tho
Am now 
Do you have to do some exercises as well?
Yeah I'm in physical therapy, and shots
For mobility
If it didn't get better, I'll have surgery
Sadly
Iād like to use that tendon as my shoelace
Oh lord
If you dont mind
Take it, it's split
You'll have two
Yippieā¦both shoes
Missed business opportunity right here

Might as well copyright it asap
Hope you get well soon 
I expect my dues poe
And go back on your strong man arc
What game is that? Character looks cool
Rise of the Ronin 
It came out a few days ago
The character creator is pretty in depth though
I just don't know if you'd like the gameplay because it's supposed to be soulslike? š
They are twin Ronin 
Is it on steam?
YOU MADE THAY CHARACTER??
Damn
Yes granted I did not get it on there
Honestly I didn't change too much this time just the cheeks, jaw and forehead a little š but thank you 
Thank you again but we both know I enjoy character creators generally like this was my last matari 
anyone notcied performance drop after 2 recent patches?
let me guess, it doesnāt run at 300fps anymore?

God damn
Look at you
Not even cooking
You opened a whole restaurant

Reinstall game
combined with i7 14700kf
I think I will try this surely
I just want to confirm it isn't just my game
It gets laggy for me after some updates
previously it used to run around this fps :(
I did find the one you had me do again as well the Wednesday Addams Tessa 
So I just reinstall and itās usually better
That was a babe

for some reason the gpu usage drops is what I noticed
It's just a screenshot from when I changed my ingame though
but you'll know it's mine 
if thatās your problem, go outside

Naes funny today
nah not this but having the PC I have and getting less than 200fps on a 240hz monitor just feels wrong
anything above 120 is needless
especially when it never been this bad
for you that is
in my case it makes difference to me
we all know also that the more fps you got the faster your moves come out
W pfp
Dx11 with low graphics?
1 hour into Rise of the Ronin I already broke the game 
Oh damn
Better than the game breaking you
Of course 
Idk man sekiro did a number on me
@spark bison is good with PCs
Maybe you could message him to see if thereās anything that can be done
They didn't consider that having 2 characters you can switch between instantly in combat would potentially be abused because there's no cool down timer and I can just switch back and forth and stun lock even the first boss 
Oooooo
That is..
Breaking games is one of my favorite things to do
I like to find exploits that were massively overlooked it's partially what I was doing on monster hunter all last week
Break code vein XD
I didn't like that one too much tbh š
Anime souls
So i just wanna make sure I got this right. When it comes to this gasmes ranking after plat theres solar, emperyan, Astral, Asura and then unrivaled asura?
am i missing one?
Sad man 
Nope that is
I just hate it when right when I join the game someone fights me and parries everything
No I'm just autistic 
This is why dropping hot is usually a bad idea
Donāt throw to many blues use mind games
I just followed where my teammate selected
Keep em guessing
He saw me and ran straight to me I had nothing except 1 weapon and he started spamming me with attacks
Couldnt even move
Hold check him and try and win neutral in that situation
Its just bc the game doenst have many players puts the high ranks against u
Just throw 3 light attacks in a row, works 100% of the time
Silence rabbit
If using greaysword or polesword only throw 2 though
It's ok, thr first step to recovery is admitting their is a problem
Ok so don't go in expecting Sekiro let it be it's own thing and it's solid I don't know about for full price but yes you do get to use both characters you customize at the start. That's your Twin Blade
set it on hardest difficulty though or it's too easy
Also you have options with weapons and armor
It's more like a traditional soulslike but as a samurai
šāāļø IM LISTENING
hardest
heard
Combat and parry/counter system is nice except not triggered by block it's Y to use your Counterspark
And if you time deflecting bullets right your sword/weapon is temp on fire for extra damage
Animation you have to learn the timing
video game waifu from game i enjoy spotted
What level is actually required for the bots on hard to stop running away so stupidly and to actually fight? They react completely differently to a newbie than to me.
It's supposed to be open world though but so far it's linear so idk
maybe a long tutorial?
But the girl with odachi is fun
Maybe š¤

I'm on a ship rn
@keen pasture You was saying?
i heavily modded code vain i even got a mod to play as her also pictures
Donāt make me come over there 
And
I think that was it
š
ooooooooooooh
Ehe
yep Iām about to eat and then sleep cause I got a long day tomorrow, good night 
At the beginning of every section it lets you choose which you want to play as for your main Ronin 
night hunny 
the boy
obviously
i need a crush
I know 
I did mention earlier though that I already found something game breaking in terms of abusable mechanics
You can switch between both and just hard press even bosses into stun lock
You're going to die laughing at first bosses name though
pretend its skill and lie to anyonerr that says otherwiser
yellow piss master
Where's Lexie she'll get these references š
thats the gist of the negative reviews?
Real it runs fine on my laptop though they just have shit pc 
I haven't actually seen much negative just that it's either ok or great depending who you ask
It's like Wo Long Fallen Dynasty more than anything else I've played though just still it's own thing
You would like it just I don't know if you'd like it for full price if that makes sense
Onimusha is going to be like a day one recommend though
The latest Wuchang: Fallen Feathers trailer shows formidable foes you'll fight in this upcoming soulslike, action RPG. Wuchang: Fallen Feathers is set in the land of Shu during the dark and tumultuous late Ming Dynasty, plagued with warring factions and a mysterious illness spawning monstrous creatures. Wuchang: Fallen Feathers will be available...
That one yeah for sure
she looks so cool
yes
I can't wait gaming this year looks so good! Also I might have been right at end of tutorial you pick protagonist
BOOOOOY
Yeah the one you don't pick gets the Sekiro arm treatment 
Bro lost that shit
So youāre over there smiling at the screen for breaking the game, HUH?
See I knew I could count on you
Maybe a little but they killed my partner I can't break it anymore like that

I usually don't either 
Bro, im trying that ''Team up'' option, 1 of 10ppl accept inv, and if they accept, they leave 2sec after
??
that 1 person misclicked
Havent watched it yet
Uhh why is Naraka sending me DM alerts lmao
Friends?
saw the zai outfit w my face presetā¦ā¦ kinda obsessed ngl
Yes lets be friends
welp now im curious...
gonna have to wait loke 2 weeks š
wait wwwot whyyyy š
iām not playing atm, i jus had a friend log in and claim twitch drops for me and check the outfit LMAO
FUCKING BASED 

i need this game to cut bots out and itll be insane. No one wants to play against bots
if youāre new youāll be fighting full bot lobbies for a bit
then youāll be praying for bot lobbies once in higher ranks/fighting more ppl

Making sure you guys dont get past my record now @mellow kite @main storm @keen pasture @amber basalt
Rank up
š | Yellowslotcar leveled up!
Like genuinely the game feeds you bots to teach you the game
You'll get out of bots as you rank il
Around Platinum it'll even out
Solar mostly players
Empyrean and above rarely bots, and if so, auto fill, you can't fight timezones

Also is the game dead for anyone else
Saying can't find server list
Nope nvm it's on my end
I'm not online rn so I can't tell 
worst fruit ive ever taste
I actually had mango red curry for lunch today
Its good when used right
Terrible by itself
MOKA
Wut
Are we going through this once more?
Has the time of war appeared again?
And tell me I'm wrong
Must be eradicated
Iām sure there are some bunnies out there too..
That must also be eradicated
Ai has no limits, sadly..
They will be extinct soon enough
Aināt no way
Delete that rn
I was being goofy
Not serious bruh
š
It's ok u can identify as whatever u want
Moka doesn't judge
I mean whatever
I was just trying to help his case so he didnāt feel crazy saying it
Don have to explain
I SWEAR
Uhuh
you called yourseld one
@gleaming spindle why u call him creatures
Quite the opposite tbh-
Because THE TIME HAS COME
The mangos I think have died I am all that is left
Oh
Oh we doing this again fr?
The last if the mangoeicans
he is a creatures
I always bring my strap
Not in front of everyone else Moka come on
We know better than to show how we feel about each other here

Bruh
I don't want to play no more
Loli?
Did you take your schizophrenia pills
Nah nah nah
Ik wut u meant
Iāve been getting mistaken as of late
š
Dif kind of strap
Crazy
Wow
MARD
I literally havent even been on discord today
I CAN EXPLAIN
But I opened it and saw that
Thatās expected from him
Mei actually said that? @cedar plover How exactly did it make you feel when you said that? Intrigue me please.
Yes
I didnāt mean it..
I was just being goofy
š

No no no, it's fine, I'm not judging. I want to know how exactly did you feel when you said it.
you are the father
Mei got some splanin to do
š„©
THE CONTEXT
It ok @cedar plover this a no judgement zone
š
Like, did it make you feel manly, or.. like.. controlling?
Iām not gonna be gaslit to thinking this is real


Made me feel things
Things that troubled me
I wanted my dad to come save me
whatās happening
I know you're watching
Theyāre intrigued for
Our next move

Rosi, letās stay pg13

I have a dog
Woof
Jesus
Let's not make it wierd

Hello
Thank you
hi hi hi
Please, lose the blackmail
NO
They're all asleep















