#Ranked TCG Game Thread: Memeburger vs Jovian Cactus (ID: 1506117592832676002)

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coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:16 AM

🔴 Ban phase started! Each player may ban 1 character.

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:16 AM

@naive wedge

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:16 AM

🚫 Banned characters: Methode!

Memeburger rolled the dice from their favourite characters and got Fern!

Jovian Cactus selected Denken!

Turn 1

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 100/100
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 10
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:17 AM

Well

Fuck

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:17 AM

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Fern (Memeburger) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 2!

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Fern (Memeburger) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 4.8 HP!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hook + 1!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 99

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out a hook!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.2 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 12.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 13.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 5.30 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 0.5.

Turn 2

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 0.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 99/100
ATK: 13.1
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 12.2
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card

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Fern (Memeburger) used Zoltraak + 3!

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Fern (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) fired Zoltraak!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 1.5.

Fern (Memeburger) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 11.10 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 87.9 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Jab + 1!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 86.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) jabbed with his fist.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 1.1 DEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 11.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 14.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 1.1 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 13.3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 6.40 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 2.

Turn 3

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 12
DEF: 10
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 2
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 86.9/100
ATK: 14.2
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Mana Concealment + 1!

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Fern (Memeburger) conceals her presence.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 13.1

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 2.2 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 12.2

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 2.2 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 16.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hellfire: Daosdorg + 4!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 9 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 77.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) set the sky aflame.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 18.80 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 2.5.

Turn 4

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 13.1
DEF: 12.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 2.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 2.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.
Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 77.9/100
ATK: 14.2
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Disapproving Pout + 4!

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Fern (Memeburger) looks down on the opponent.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 4.2 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.4 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 14.5

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 2.8 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 11.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Tornado Winds: Waldgose + 1!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 7 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 70.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) whipped up a tornado!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 5.80 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 2.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 3.

The Mana Butterflies fade.

The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Fern (Memeburger) unveiled her presence.

Turn 5

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 14.5
DEF: 12.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 70.9/100
ATK: 11.4
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (4 turns):
- Deal 6.6 at each turn's end.

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Fern (Memeburger) used Disapproving Pout + 1!

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Fern (Memeburger) looks down on the opponent.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 3.3 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 15.6

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 2.2 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 9.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 80.9

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Turn 6

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 15.6
DEF: 12.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 80.9/100
ATK: 9.2
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 13.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (3 turns):
- Deal 6.6 at each turn's end.

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Fern (Memeburger) used Zoltraak + 2!

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Fern (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) fired Zoltraak!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 4.

Fern (Memeburger) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 12.90 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 68 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Uppercut + 5!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 66

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out an uppercut from below!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 3 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 12.2

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 1.5 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 14.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 4.50 damage!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.10 damage!

Turn 7

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 15.6
DEF: 12.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 66/100
ATK: 12.2
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14.8
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 5 Cards Discard Pile: 5 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (2 turns):
- Deal 6.6 at each turn's end.

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Elementary Defensive Magic + 6!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) casted an elementary defensive spell!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgTrueDef 32 TrueDEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 32

Fern (Memeburger) used Spell to Create Mana Butterflies + 7!

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Fern (Memeburger) conjured a field of mana butterflies.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 6.8 HP!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.10 damage!

The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 3.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 4.5.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgTrueDef 32 TrueDEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Turn 8

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 15.6
DEF: 12.2
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 16.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 4.5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (3 turns):
- Heal 3.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 66/100
ATK: 12.2
DEF: 11.1
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14.8
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 4 Cards Discard Pile: 6 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (1 turn):
- Deal 6.6 at each turn's end.

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Bare-handed Block + 8!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) raised his hands to prepare to block the opponent's attack!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 3.6 DEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 14.7

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgTrueDef 14.4 TrueDEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 14.4

Fern (Memeburger) used Mana Concealment + 2!

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Fern (Memeburger) conceals her presence.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.2 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 16.8

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 2.4 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 14.6

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 2.4 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 18.6

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 3.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 5.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgTrueDef 14.4 TrueDEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new TrueDEF: 0

Turn 9

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 16.8
DEF: 14.6
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 5
Timed effects:

Field of Butterflies (2 turns):
- Heal 3.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.
Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 66/100
ATK: 12.2
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 14.8
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 3 Cards Discard Pile: 7 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Discard!

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 17.8

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 15.6

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 19.6

All cards in Fern (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hook + 1!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 65

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out a hook!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.2 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 17

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 13.3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 3.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 5.5.

Fern (Memeburger) unveiled her presence.

Turn 10

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.8
DEF: 15.6
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Field of Butterflies (1 turn):
- Heal 3.4 HP. Gain 1 Barrage count.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 65/100
ATK: 13.3
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Zoltraak + 3!

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Fern (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) fired Zoltraak!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 6.5.

Fern (Memeburger) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 12.20 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 52.8 left!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used 🕙 Wait!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) waited it out! All cards in Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgHp 10 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 62.8

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The Mana Butterflies soothe Fern (Memeburger).

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 3.4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 0.5 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 7.

The Mana Butterflies fade.

Turn 11

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 17.8
DEF: 15.6
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 19.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 62.8/100
ATK: 13.3
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 2 Cards Discard Pile: 8 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Mana Detection + 3!

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Fern (Memeburger) detects the opponent's mana flow.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 2.6 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 22.2

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 2.6 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 20.4

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1.3 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 16.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) is concentrating his power on the move Concentrated Offensive Magic: Zoltraak + 11!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Tornado Winds: Waldgose + 4!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 7 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 55.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) whipped up a tornado!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 4.80 damage!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Turn 12

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 20.4
DEF: 16.9
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 22.2
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 55.8/100
ATK: 13.3
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (4 turns):
- Deal 8.4 at each turn's end.

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Fern (Memeburger) used Mana Concealment + 2!

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Fern (Memeburger) conceals her presence.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.2 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 21.6

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 2.4 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 19.3

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 2.4 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 24.6

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Hellfire: Daosdorg + 0!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 9 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 46.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) set the sky aflame.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 6.00 damage!

The hellfire infused itself into the raging winds!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Turn 13

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 21.6
DEF: 19.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 24.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 46.8/100
ATK: 13.3
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (3 turns):
- Deal 8.4 at each turn's end.
Hellfire: Daosdorg (3 turns):
- All your attacks receive +20% Pierce.

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:24 AM

Interesting, it seems you have a bit more Barrages than I can tank

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:25 AM

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Fern (Memeburger) used Disapproving Pout + 7!

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Fern (Memeburger) looks down on the opponent.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgHp 5.1 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.7 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 23.3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgAttack 3.4 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 9.9

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Lights of Judgement: Catastravia + 3!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 15 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 31.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) covered the sky in stars.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 6.16 damage!

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:25 AM

Well, that's not nice

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:25 AM

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Fern (Memeburger) unveiled her presence.

Turn 14

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 23.3
DEF: 19.3
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 24.6
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 31.8/100
ATK: 9.9
DEF: 14.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 17
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 10 Cards Discard Pile: 0 Card
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (2 turns):
- Deal 8.4 at each turn's end.
Hellfire: Daosdorg (2 turns):
- All your attacks receive +20% Pierce.
Catastravia: Stream of Cosmic Debris (1 turn):
- Deal 3.9 x2 damage at the end of the Timed Effect.
Catastravia: Dawn of Judgement (2 turns):
- Deal 3.9 x3 damage at the end of the Timed Effect.

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Fern (Memeburger) used Mana Concealment + 2!

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Fern (Memeburger) conceals her presence.

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1.2 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 24.5

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 2.4 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 21.7

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 2.4 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 27

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Jab + 1!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 1 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 30.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) jabbed with his fist.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgDefense 1.1 DEF! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new DEF: 15.8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 1.1 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 11

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 1.1 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 18.1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

The lights of judgement lit up the sky.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

Turn 15

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 24.5
DEF: 21.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 27
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Mana Concealment (1 turn):
- Attacking moves receive Priority+1 and 50% Pierce.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 30.8/100
ATK: 11
DEF: 15.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 18.1
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 9 Cards Discard Pile: 1 Card
  Timed effects:
Tornado Winds: Waldgose (1 turn):
- Deal 8.4 at each turn's end.
Hellfire: Daosdorg (1 turn):
- All your attacks receive +20% Pierce.
Catastravia: Dawn of Judgement (1 turn):
- Deal 3.9 x3 damage at the end of the Timed Effect.

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Fern (Memeburger) used Zoltraak + 4!

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Fern (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 4 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) fired Zoltraak!

Fern (Memeburger) gained 1 Barrage count. Current Barrage count: 8.

Fern (Memeburger) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 26.40 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has 4.4 left!

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:26 AM

Ouchie

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:26 AM

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Uppercut + 12!

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Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 2 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 2.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) threw out an uppercut from below!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgAttack 4.4 ATK! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new ATK: 15.4

Denken (Jovian Cactus) gained tcgSpeed 2.2 SPD! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new SPD: 20.3

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 4.64 damage!

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The wind rages on!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.00 damage!

The lights of judgement lit up the sky.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 1.94 damage!

Fern (Memeburger) unveiled her presence.

The hellfire quietens.

Turn 16

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 24.5
DEF: 21.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 27
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 2.4/100
ATK: 15.4
DEF: 15.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 8 Cards Discard Pile: 2 Cards

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Fern (Memeburger) used Discard!

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgAttack 1 ATK! Fern (Memeburger)'s new ATK: 25.5

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgDefense 1 DEF! Fern (Memeburger)'s new DEF: 22.7

Fern (Memeburger) gained tcgSpeed 1 SPD! Fern (Memeburger)'s new SPD: 28

All cards in Fern (Memeburger)'s hand are empowered!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) used Concentrated Offensive Magic: Zoltraak + 15!

Denken (Jovian Cactus) lost tcgHp 8 HP! Denken (Jovian Cactus)'s new HP: 1

Denken (Jovian Cactus) sent forth a concentrated blast of Zoltraak.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) attacks Fern (Memeburger) for 27.70 damage!

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Turn 17

Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: ?? / ??
ATK: 25.5
DEF: 22.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 28
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 1 Card Discard Pile: 9 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.
Barrage: 8

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: 1/100
ATK: 15.4
DEF: 15.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 7 Cards Discard Pile: 3 Cards

civic idol May 19, 2026, 2:27 AM

Well, shit

coral vineBOT May 19, 2026, 2:27 AM

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Fern (Memeburger) used Concentrated Zoltraak Snipe + 14!

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Fern (Memeburger) lost tcgHp 8 HP!

Fern (Memeburger) sniped at the opponent!

Fern (Memeburger) attacks Denken (Jovian Cactus) for 75.20 damage! Denken (Jovian Cactus) has -74.2 left!

Fern (Memeburger)'s barrage count is set to 0.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) has been defeated!

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Fern (Memeburger) ⠀

HP: 8.48/100
ATK: 25.5
DEF: 22.7
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 28
Ability: Prodigy - 0
- One random card in your hand gets empowered every turn.

Sub-Ability - Mana Suppression - Hide the amount of HP this character has.
Sub-Ability - Keen Eye - See past the opponent's Mana Suppression.
Active Pile: 0 Card Discard Pile: 10 Cards
Mana Suppression: Fern (Memeburger) suppresses her mana - her HP is hidden.

Denken (Jovian Cactus) ⠀

HP: -74.2/100
ATK: 15.4
DEF: 15.8
TrueDEF: 0
SPD: 20.3
Ability: Preserverance - 3
- This character starts with 3 Preserverance stacks.
  1 Stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= 0 at the end of the turn.
  An additional stack is taken away when the character's HP is <= -20.
  The character loses when the number of Preserverance stack is 0, or if the character's HP is <= -40.
  Active Pile: 6 Cards Discard Pile: 4 Cards