general

[wintry cargo]

Real

Ima try and name everything I added

From memory

[sick magnet]

🐻

[wintry cargo]

Wyverns (fire, poison, lightning), vulture, faso, rock elemental, cosmo, yi ling, rock drake, snow owl, managarmr, velonasaur, griffin, bison, and I’m pretty sure that’s it

There’s prolly more

[eternal matrix]

Yo anyone got any idea at what time valguero will launch on the 7th?

[pure granite]

my single player world keeps crashing as soon as i load in💔💔

can't even play

[half steeple]

two straight hours of decimating the local wildlife, and still no carches or gigas will reveal themselves to me, let alone high level ones

[potent rock]

That is the price to pay for carchas

Even in single player lol

[half steeple]

finding a good carch or giga is so much easier on other maps

[potent rock]

In between 12am & 11:59pm

[eternal matrix]

Well thats helpful

[potent rock]

[safe temple]

Nope, it will be delayed again

[potent rock]

Couldn’t care less

[last cipher]

Between the 7th and 8th... Hopefully

I expect late 7th if no major delays

However nekatus is making the map so it might be earlier if wildcard steps up

[sand vale]

late on the day on WC timezone

[last cipher]

For some places it will be the 8th probably

[sand vale]

most places will be 8th

[last cipher]

Probably

[sand vale]

all of europe, asia, ocenaia, africa

only america on the side of the pacific getting it on the 7th

[last cipher]

It will be the 7th in the important places XD JKJK

[sand vale]

it's all way this way with WC

luckly i got the wednesday free

[last cipher]

Im gunna probably start downloading the update then go to bed due to it releasing late

Hopefully in the morning it will be done

[sand vale]

i guess it will be time for me to bite the bulllet and buy LC, i really want to experience the Elder Bear

really hope no discount on the LC expansion till December

[last cipher]

The drakelings alone almost are worth this they are so helpful and good

[sand vale]

so i don't regret being impatient

[last cipher]

I bought it the second it was available lol

[safe temple]

How quickly can I run bosses after I beat them?

[sand vale]

i know, the drakeligns op as heck, can't wait for LC

[potent rock]

[whole vigil]

Where can I send a ss of my wyvern stats to ask if theyre good?

[last cipher]

Veilwym is cool as well

[sand vale]

i think it's a 1hour cooldown

[potent rock]

Immediately

[sand vale]

on official?

[whole vigil]

Is that the new drakeling name?

[sand vale]

really wish their taming wasn't just

"Claim it"

[last cipher]

I know the mini bosses like lava golem and ice queen have a cool down

[potent rock]

Pretty sure it’s 15 minutes

[whole vigil]

Oh nvm

[last cipher]

It's the snow fox guy

[safe temple]

I trust the one hr more lol

[sand vale]

u can write them here i can calc it for u

[potent rock]

It’s most certainly not 1 hour

[safe temple]

Perfect thanks I just got 2x all artifacts can’t wait

[potent rock]

I was joking at first but I know it’s not an hour

[chrome marsh]

Valguero tomorrow?

[sand vale]

i might be thinking of pvp

[last cipher]

I find that good at least it isn't annoying but maybe even a ko tame would fit

[sand vale]

tomorrow is not the 7th

[safe temple]

Hmmm , as long as it’s not like wait 12 hrs or a day I’m good

[potent rock]

No nothing like that

[sand vale]

i hope when LC comes out they take them from other map and add a actual taming mechanic, i know i'm crazy

[last cipher]

I believe they said they will

Veilwym is only on the other maps temporarily until lost colony

[sand vale]

what part? i think i remember the first

[last cipher]

It will be only on lost colony and will have a taming method

[sand vale]

I am max, write the stat i can tell u points, is it Sp or server?

[last cipher]

I believe it's like knockout tame or something

[sand vale]

yeppy

[last cipher]

It will also seemingly evolve into a new form of something

[sand vale]

or something like a a game of guessing, u start taming, it teleport and makes clones, u can feed anyone of them, feeding the clones gives less progress

[boreal pond]

hey guys I've been out of the loop for a while, but I know that when aquatica released there has been dino AI issues, have they been fixed yet?

[last cipher]

Different discord for Arkquatica

[sand vale]

can't wait for WC to cook with their Scifi fantasy designs

[boreal pond]

well if I'm not mistaken it effected the entire game

[whole vigil]

Ty. So my fire wyvern has 29 stam, 28 food, 38 attack, 36 oxygen, 24 weight, and 32 health, I put 32 into the stam, 44 into attack, and 12 into health so it has 2006.5 stamina, 1266.8 attack, and 15026.2 health, for its traits I got vampiric 3, numb 2, fatty 2, athletic 3, and excitable 2. Is this a decent fire wyvern?

[sand vale]

switch to preaquatica and u can just ignore aquatica

[frank root]

U asking in ASA discord, that is ASE

[last cipher]

It effected ASE wildcard no longer works on ase

[boreal pond]

I take it as a no

[sand vale]

both are welcomed here still

[late edge]

no as in this is predominantly ASA server

[frank root]

Rollback to preacuatica patch

[late edge]

but yes both are welcome

[boreal pond]

oh I didn't know that, since the title is just ark lol

[sand vale]

switch to preaquatica beta

[mystic dome]

why is bob in lost colony? didnt he get an arrow to the head?

[frank root]

Yh but I thought its not the server for those question… my bad

[boreal pond]

but yeah thanks for the tips, sad that they didn't just fix it

[last cipher]

Yeah they may need to change that lol

[late edge]

switch to ASA

[frank root]

ASA is better at this point

[sand vale]

if their pc can handle it

[boreal pond]

after I switch to a nasa pc too lol

[last cipher]

If you can't sorry about that

[vocal girder]

asa kinda peak now that rag is out

[late edge]

huh?

[karmic crypt]

Is there a good console smalls trading dc

[last cipher]

If you can't upgrade to ASA I'm sorry is what I mean

[frank root]

i7 12th gen, rtx 3060 and 32 ram here and it runs fine

Not an expensive pc in my case

[late edge]

i think you got mixed up bud

[last cipher]

Was talking in general but responded to you

[boreal pond]

I could get something similar for an ok price if it's used but it'll take a while

[sand vale]

u can stay in ASE, no problem, don't expect aquatica to be ever fixed.
if u a steam user i can just completely ignore and remove Aquatica from your game (the update itself).
in steam library, right click ark, go to properties, go to betas and switch to preaquatica beta

[eternal matrix]

I7 1060 and 16gb of ram (pc is 82°C at all times) and it runs fine

[last cipher]

Was adding on to your statement is what I was meaning

[vocal girder]

yea you definitely need a good pc but i think people overexaggerate how difficult it is to run at a semi playable state

[late edge]

im just confused why you thought i was on ASE

[median shore]

he respawned

[frank root]

that ram is killing you and that temp holy 😭

[boreal pond]

sad but it is what it is

[sand vale]

we alway have a Bob near us, in our hearts

[eternal matrix]

I don't wanna fix the fan 😭

[vocal girder]

its energy efficient u get a pc and a heater bundled in one

[sand vale]

why sad, your issue has a fix

[frank root]

Was just saying it doesnt have to be a 5k nasa pc, but yh not a low end pc either

[last cipher]

No no I was meaning that the other people who can't upgrade from ASE not you specifically was adding to your comment about upgrading to ASA and sorry if you cant

[boreal pond]

sad that I can't play the game normally on the latest version? and that their last update is a failure and that they abandoned the game?

[late edge]

ok we can stop now? lol

[last cipher]

Yeah lol

[vocal girder]

downloading hella mods to my server rn hope it doesnt break

[eternal matrix]

@vocal girder honestly, I got my pc when windows 8 was a thing and it runs asa, you'll be fine

[last cipher]

Sorry should have been more clear

[vocal girder]

im not the guy who was having problems

[sand vale]

it's not WC update, it's snail, WC already sunset ASE 2 years ago. Snail dug up it's corpse and mutilated it

[late edge]

it was nice talking to you though, we should do this again sometime

[umbral willow]

Fight fight fight

[last cipher]

Lol

[vocal girder]

[late edge]

whos fighting?

[boreal pond]

I know all of that, but yeah I think it's justified saying that it's sad

[median shore]

me and you, let’s go

[last cipher]

Just their making up after a miscommunication and some guy shows up fight fight fight

[vocal girder]

lowkey forgot aquatica came out

hows aquatica doing anyway

[late edge]

what are the terms?

[dry mantle]

@civic bison @twilit grotto @prisma jungle @eternal dew @wispy cave
Lost colony pass
Microsoft £22.60
Playstation £ 24.99
Steam £29.99

Sort it out jokers game only costs £18.99 on steam at the minute and your charging a minimum £5.00 on steam for the expansion than consoles

[umbral willow]

What? Who is this instigator?

[merry terrace]

Case #55117 @dry mantle has been muted for 2 hours.
Reason: Mass Tagging

[eternal matrix]

Oh fook

[vocal girder]

rick my boy what did they do to you

[late edge]

they all have different fee structures....

[eternal matrix]

Damn, Rick just gonna take that?

[last cipher]

Wait where you referring to me and spooky or was someone else arguing

[sand vale]

it's an outrage that snail can do that shit, ignoring their shit attempt of killing ASE is the best we can do, we still have the last update from WC in the preaquatica beta. Fuck snail for trying to break ark

[boreal pond]

yeah

[umbral willow]

Aren’t you Spooky? Why you fighting yourself?

[sand vale]

the 3 snail emploeys are still playing it, that all

[gilded storm]

Anyone know any pve modded ase servers?

[median shore]

game is cheaper than lost colony on steam because the game is on sale, meanwhile lost colony pass isn’t on sale since it’s a preorder

[last cipher]

Other spooky the reptile XD

[late edge]

im spoopy

[last cipher]

Crap XD

[umbral willow]

*Snoopy

[vocal girder]

has snail laid off the aquatica devs? I saw Zswell talking about some sort of other work

[late edge]

wanted to stand out and not get mixed up lmao

[umbral willow]

I think he quit after the launch

[vocal girder]

nah he was still working on it a bit i think but there hasn't been an announcement since like a month ago

[sand vale]

i think not yet, but poor be those 5 devs, getting stuck making that trash for Snail

[keen venture]

i highly doubt it was an intentional attempt to break anything, they are just grossly mismanaged and operate by kneejerk

[last cipher]

They tried but we weren't expecting much

[median shore]

zswell doesn’t work with studio siren anymore

[umbral willow]

I remember seeing Nekatus wish him well on Twitter

[keen venture]

everything we have ever seen from snail suggests they are run by one or a few reactionary techbros with no actual qualifications and just do whatever looks cool on a given day

[vocal girder]

lowkey probably a good outcome cause i doubt theres much career opportunity there

[late edge]

trying to milk every last drop of profit

[vocal girder]

aquatica devs getting their industry experience then dipping to greener pastures

[cobalt ether]

So... Ark.. Where.. is uh Crystal Isles? HMMM????

[late edge]

@median shore fists or weapons?

[median shore]

doubt there was much more he could do with them, he’s a level designer so with the map finished there isn’t much work for him

[sand vale]

2027 minimum

[median shore]

fists obviously

[cobalt ether]

I NEED MY gem wyverns

[keen venture]

in ASA? probably mid to late 2026

[cobalt ether]

and gem griffin

[sand vale]

isn't 2026 just both genesis + fjoudur?

[cobalt ether]

THEY BETTER put back the crystal gem griffins

[vocal girder]

yea makes me think snail are gonna quietly sweep aquatica under the rug and not fix issues any more lol

[keen venture]

those are a mod, i guess? probably dont need to wait

[cloud sage]

when was arkpocalypse wipe?

[sand vale]

[late edge]

old fashioned fisticuffs or grappling allowed?

[keen venture]

i doubt those will be before CI, and nekatus has said fjordur is not soon

[sand vale]

17th oct

[median shore]

last wipe was september 19th

[cobalt ether]

i do!! i wanna have it on officialsss

[late edge]

you should be more sanitary

[sand vale]

i'm just going off the jan roadmap, just the dates are off, but we still following the general idea of the roadmap

[median shore]

grappling is for bobs

[cobalt ether]

ALL I KNOW IS.. with the new unrel engine effects THESE crystal wyverns better be sparklings like freaking DISCO balls

[median shore]

nekatus has said fjordur will be before ci + lost island

[umbral willow]

But CI better than Fjordur 😏

[sand vale]

not really excited to get passive tame wyverns again, thy kinda meh

[vocal girder]

I'm expecting all three of those to be a loooong way away since WC efforts will be focused on lost colony and Nekatus on Astraeos + valguero fixes

[sand vale]

🤣

i needed to laugh twice

[median shore]

is it the map itself you like or do you just like the crystal wyverns

[vocal girder]

i'm expecting gen 1 + 2 to be out before seeing any other unofficial map remasters after val tbh

[cobalt ether]

pasive tames? dont u have to get the eggies?

[sand vale]

and they also passive tames with crystal

[umbral willow]

I just don’t want to collect 200 runes

[cobalt ether]

OH yeah forgot about htose

[median shore]

hope they make it 400

[cobalt ether]

its ok!! they'll be near impossible and it will be super challenging cuz of the rendering and lag

[sand vale]

sad that the trench never had tropical eggs, just ember and blood

[cobalt ether]

they need to fix that

[umbral willow]

I hope your pillow is always hot

[green river]

Is nitrado down??

[late edge]

its possible

[sand vale]

faster and a bit "weaker" wyverns for almost free, only "challenge" is getting to level required,

[late edge]

but probs just your server remain calm

i do miss blood wyverns

[median shore]

their website is having issues if that’s what you mean

[green river]

Thank you!!

[median shore]

is being worked on

[late edge]

YW

[midnight yew]

Why? Tropicals are easy enough to find and tame

[median shore]

maybe it got cold

[sand vale]

take it to the hospital then

🚑

[midnight yew]

Who even uses Hotmail anymore

[late edge]

who needs a waaaaaaahhhmbulance?

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[median shore]

the same people who use bing (me)

[midnight yew]

Decent, not amazing

[keen venture]

people who want to lose their runescape account worth 38000 USD

[late edge]

askjeeves better

[quick seal]

whats the best modded server to join

[whole vigil]

Ok thanks

[sand vale]

worth how much???

[midnight yew]

Don't use a browser, just be crazy and use raw ips and wget 😂

[late edge]

the one that best suits your needs

[candid elbow]

Question is val set to release

[sand vale]

oct 7th

[median shore]

valguero is scheduled for october 7th

[candid elbow]

Thanks

Been busy so havnt had the chance to keep up with ark news

[midnight yew]

It's probably close to be able to run manticore tho, if you have 10 or 15 of them, but you would want lightnings

[late edge]

dang our awnsers are more spam than the question at this point lol

Quack

[void edge]

Is there a new map coming out soon

[stray fern]

I'm just looking forward to my birthday on the 7th I'm celebrating with pumpkin pie I'm needing it

[sand vale]

valguero in oct 7th

[stray fern]

Quack

[void edge]

Oh dang is it a story line map or fan made map

[sand vale]

it's a non story map, like rag

[void edge]

Ok

[late edge]

we had to push your birthday back because of val release, did you get the message i sent on hotmail?

[whole vigil]

Ive got lightnings, ices, poisons, and now fires all with very similar stats

[drifting bolt]

Is there a trade chat? Or somewhere I can see about getting a Carcha blueprint?

[gloomy sand]

so far

[midnight yew]

They are decent enough

Unless it's pvp

[stray fern]

That's unfortunate but I get pumpkin pie!

[whole vigil]

Pve

[void edge]

What do you mean so far

[gloomy sand]

im just trolling around, dont mind me

[whole vigil]

R they ok for pve?

[midnight yew]

Bro, gimme some of thst 😭🥧

[late edge]

6th for me im going the big steak route

[sand vale]

can always get a new delay

[stray fern]

It's a big one!

[stray fern]

What's on the 6th?

[midnight yew]

Might be squishy for a boss, but for everything else they are decenf

[late edge]

Bday

[stray fern]

Crazy it's like our birthdays get a high five!

[whole vigil]

Okok ty

[river sage]

anyone running overseer this weekend or next weekend need to unlock tek binoculars if i could join thxs

[quick seal]

theres too many to figure that out😭

[late edge]

well we dont know you so how the hell would we figure it out lol

[keen bane]

following... post

anyone in here have different color carchas?

[late edge]

#1110949794907684965

[sand vale]

#1110949794907684965

[late edge]

jesus man

lol its always the greenies

[native matrix]

[umbral willow]

[late edge]

i meant that get angry... dont go proving my point now

[keen bane]

sooo no cool color carchas? lol

[median shore]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[native matrix]

Your profile says you play Xbox too lol

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[late edge]

yeah gotta change that, i grew up

[native matrix]

[late edge]

lol

thanks for reminding me to cancel game pass tho

ffs

[native matrix]

Why do we need to know about your wyvern stats? Are you trading them?

[whole vigil]

Are any of these considered more then decent

[sand vale]

they really just making xbox worse each month tha passes

[median shore]

do you participate in filming the trailer?

[sand vale]

sure

[whole vigil]

I just wanna know if any can even be used or if yall was just sayin its decent so ion feel bad

[late edge]

the big price jump was final straw

[native matrix]

https://discord.com/channels/729837326120910915/762871715305881631

Good channel for questions

[sand vale]

satisfied?

[umbral willow]

He’s the dodo that gets ate by the dinos

[whole vigil]

Ok thanks

[whole vigil]

Yea cuz now ik i gotta breed them more thanks

[native matrix]

He participates in a lot of trolling

[median shore]

indeed

[umbral willow]

He’s involved in everything. But pretends to not be a Wildcard dev. SMH

[native matrix]

[late edge]

i heard hes a Snail plant

[median shore]

snails grow from plants?

[sand vale]

they eat green from what i know

[late edge]

technically? yes

[gloomy sand]

yes

[native matrix]

Prove it

[sand vale]

reason why they keep trying to milk us, with snail green is gone in seconds

[potent condor]

Question. Has it been said why drakelings keep getting meshed?

[median shore]

ah nice. was just curious

[native matrix]

Show us the trailer @gloomy sand

[umbral willow]

@gloomy sand show us screenshots !

[late edge]

snek peek?

[sand vale]

2 pixels are enough, please

[raw cape]

Feet pics?,

[median shore]

no

[river egret]

I feel awful…

[median shore]

why’s that

[umbral willow]

What’d you fall on ?

[river egret]

I meant to say feel and it’s because of relationship problems

[sand vale]

buy a subscription to OnlyArk and u get dino feet pics 🦶

[median shore]

sorry to hear that mate

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[river egret]

My boyfriend lives in another country and I don’t have the money to see him that and I don’t want to leave my country…

[true trellis]

im sure everyone will enjoy any pic the community standards will allow 😄

[umbral willow]

I won’t ask about Magmasaurs if you do?

[sand vale]

show us megaraptor feet pics

[native matrix]

I knew it. You’re a fraud.

[umbral willow]

Probably didn’t even work on Valguero

[native matrix]

Exactly

[late edge]

and only the part of Astraeos that crashes

[true trellis]

show us something racey 😄

[median shore]

yeah, long distance relationships can be tough. but people have made it work and i believe you can too

[river egret]

You don’t know how much that means to me your gonna make me cry

[gloomy sand]

your mom (is probably a cool person)

[native matrix]

She is

[gloomy sand]

[hardy iris]

Bobs

[median shore]

no u

[sand vale]

somehow that profile pic got scarier

didn't think it possible

[median shore]

that’s like one of the most tame pfps she has

[velvet stag]

Is Val on track? You started putting the certi’s in? As that’s usually the next delay

[sand vale]

welp, i'm back to fearing the weeb

[sand vale]

it's still set to oct 7th, no word on how cert is going

[velvet stag]

Well that’s good then, and yh the cert is usually the reason for an extra delay hope not though can’t wait

[median shore]

[sand vale]

[red glade]

No u!

[hardy iris]

True

[stoic wadi]

What’s the chances for actual oct 7th release?

[red glade]

We all have Bobbish tendencies.

[red glade]

Considering there was nothing in the crunch, pretty good imo

[sand vale]

e^34 %

take it or leave it

[hardy iris]

Some more than others ofc ofc

[velvet stag]

I reckon the day after or two whilst waiting for certs tbh but would love it to be the 7th

[mystic dome]

i mean, they didnt announce a delay on the crunch <.< so 50 50 xD

[median shore]

92.5%

[red glade]

Hehehe definitely

[stoic wadi]

I hope so 🫡

[visual finch]

im out-smartassing my girlfriends mom

[median shore]

is it worth it tho

[visual finch]

fuck yeah

[median shore]

xd

[visual finch]

this bih talkin sum "stop texting my daughters phone" and i simply said "i aint put myself in here yo daughter put me in here so no matter how much you remove me shes just gonna put me bck"

[hardy iris]

[visual finch]

i think she gave up

she shut up

[median shore]

interesting tactic

[hardy iris]

Right

Gl when you grow up keeping a gf 😂

[visual finch]

its js her mom likes me and all but they playing uno and im ryna ragebait her mom

soooooo

[hardy iris]

Mhmm

[visual finch]

ima js randomly text and say "fk ya chicken strips"

[obtuse rock]

Guys what game i should get for 27 dolars on steam

[karmic urchin]

Factorio

[keen venture]

do you normally outsource totally subjective questions to people who know nothing about your likes and are probably trolls?

rimworld is 27$, though. it is like ark but flat

[obtuse rock]

Yeah i need something like ark

[late edge]

yeah make an enemy instead of an ally out of her mom let me know how that goes

[keen venture]

what exactly are you looking for, gameplay-wise?

[obtuse rock]

Like Something whith Bikes or something Survival

I played all arks

[late edge]

7 days

has both

[obtuse rock]

What ?

[hardy iris]

Oh true

[late edge]

7 days to die, fun zombie survival game

[obtuse rock]

The game thath look like its on paper

[hardy iris]

Zomboid is fun

[obtuse rock]

Oh

I tought of something peacefull like ark but idk

[hardy iris]

Have you played raft

[late edge]

murderous carnivore is peaceful?

[obtuse rock]

Not my type i need full world

[late edge]

ooo i love raft

[hardy iris]

Yesssss

[hardy iris]

Just play ark bruh

[late edge]

if you want more peaceful survival you could try subnautica too

[obtuse rock]

I have both and like 2k hours on each.

[hardy iris]

lol

[median shore]

subnautica is very peaceful and relaxing

[late edge]

there is always no mans sky

[obtuse rock]

Yes yes I played this

[late edge]

astroneer is another peaceful one

[obtuse rock]

I need a game thath is not ark i can tame ,bulid in it

[late edge]

palworld?

[obtuse rock]

Lemme see

[late edge]

or grounded added tames in grounded 2 i think

[hardy iris]

Grounded makes me cry

[late edge]

spiders?

[obtuse rock]

I got 27 dolars and the gorunded 2 is like 32

[late edge]

ah ok

[native matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/drinkingtears-tears-southpark-south-park-gif-6075353580716070009

[late edge]

why?

[obtuse rock]

Guys why is it so hard to find a game

[late edge]

you could pick any of those and have a good time

[obtuse rock]

Like i would pick ark but i already got this

[keen venture]

probably because you dont seem sure what you want

[obtuse rock]

Yeah

[gloomy sand]

Why you so weird

[keen venture]

not much has both of those. like, palworld and some farming sims.

[hardy iris]

Because the bugs eat me

[keen venture]

or rimworld, i guess. but it is a whole different thing. also has tons of mods so you can turn it into whatever you want, like ark

[hardy iris]

You made her this way

[gloomy sand]

Me? Am I her dad or something ?

[late edge]

happens to all of us in the end, technically there are bugs eating you rn lol

[obtuse rock]

I would buy mx world but i dont have another 18 dolars

[hardy iris]

Idk are you ? XD

[acoustic prawn]

Anyone else know why an ice titan got summoned on rag?

[gloomy sand]

[keen venture]

they can be transferred

[acoustic prawn]

Its wild and that cant be transferred. It said it was summoned.

[red glade]

But its so gooood.

[hardy iris]

It is but it still makes me cry

And it’s too dark

My poor eyeballs

[red glade]

I mean, I dont like the spooders either, but I manage. And I stay home at night haha

[hardy iris]

Hahaha fair

[keen venture]

has anyone else been watching all this noise over the "exploit" in unity with vast amusement?

someone has a serious agenda to make it look important

[red glade]

Nope lol

[late edge]

they are only a 24 hr tame maybe the timer was up? idk never messed with them

[keen venture]

it is basically "unity will execute code if given code to execute", which is the basis of how most software works and a "vulnerability" present in pretty much all windows software

for some reason, games are getting pulled/patched over it, valve put out a patch for it. no known exploits using it. no reason anyone would use it

looks like unity decided they need to be seen fixing something proactively for goodwill

[late edge]

you play 2 yet?

[flat monolith]

[red glade]

Yep, we had everything done in like 3 days lol. We haven't been back on since the update yet tho. I wanna kill that tarantula lol

[late edge]

making me second guess if i should cancel my gamepass yet, havent gotten around to it

[red glade]

If you dont use it enough, I would get rid of it. New structure is maddening

[late edge]

and i gotta say i wish more multiplayer games did saves like that!!

[obtuse rock]

Guys i got gamepass but i cant aply it because i dont have a card

[late edge]

wdym?

[red glade]

If you dont have a card, you wouldn't have been able to buy it

[hardy iris]

Probably the free trial

[red glade]

Ohhhh

[obtuse rock]

Like i bought pre bulid pc thath came whith a 1 month and i can use it because to aply it i need card

[late edge]

i think you can still use trial with out a card no?

[obtuse rock]

I cant 🙁

[keen venture]

gamepass does not want you unless you can be charged monthly and unable to cancel due to their site being down

[late edge]

fuckers

[keen venture]

most trials require you to set up payment, to filter out people abusing trials repeatedly and to encourage people to forget to cancel

[cursive wind]

Why my repaired saddle says it still needs repaired to turn to bp?

[keen venture]

gamepass also just got more expensive and offers less

[hollow siren]

Idk man fortnite battlepass was definitely worth it

[keen venture]

probably because saddles cant normally be damaged or repaired, and you are using some janky mods

[hollow siren]

They are on official pve

[obtuse rock]

Like fuck why cant I aply it

[keen venture]

saddles cant be damaged on official

[hollow siren]

Talking about the heli shark smithy

[keen venture]

aside from rollrats

[native matrix]

What can I say you might have rubbed off on me

[hollow siren]

Yes they can be

[native matrix]

[hollow siren]

It’s just a visual bug

[keen venture]

..no, they cant. never been a thing 🤔

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/durin-rings-of-power-dwarf-elf-elrond-gif-8563658387536355823

[late edge]

gross

[hollow siren]

Yes, it is considered a visual bug

[mint urchin]

Im sigma

[cursive wind]

I'm on pvp off atm but the shark says the saddle needs repaired but it is

[keen venture]

visual bug means it does not impact gameplay in any way

[hollow siren]

Didn’t know you switched lol

[keen venture]

that sounds like a user error

[hollow siren]

But is still a bug that can impact gameplay lol

Probably just bugged

[cursive wind]

Yea some guys tricked me into playing console smalls

[keen venture]

not what words mean or how anything works. if a saddle somehow has durability below max, something is just broken

[hollow siren]

Well yes if something is broken it’s usually just a bug lol

[hollow siren]

Poor you

[keen venture]

if the server is tossing an error, it is not visual anymore

really weird, though. only thing that should be able to do that would be the armor stat multipliers changing on an item

[hollow siren]

Define server error because I’m pretty sure the heli tells you while in inventory

[native matrix]

❓

[hollow siren]

If you mean server error at the top in red letters., that doesn’t happen

[native matrix]

Sunset

[gloomy sand]

why arent you at work or something?

[hardy iris]

Prettttty

[gloomy sand]

lazy hobbit

[native matrix]

BECAUSE I WORK THREE 12’s WEEK. We’ve been over this

[native matrix]

Yes I am

[keen venture]

if it is serverside or impacting game logic, it is obviously not visual.

[gloomy sand]

why not 7 12's?

[red glade]

Why not 12 7s?

[native matrix]

[rose compass]

anyone know where 9198 scorched earth went??

[native matrix]

Because I like my three days a week that’s enough 😂

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-math-math-cat-numbers-cat-funny-gif-13385485103134761656

[native matrix]

Get the milk

[gloomy sand]

but this makes you too lazy

[rose compass]

npc chilling in ark discord server chat

[native matrix]

I swear… don’t make me come over there

[gloomy sand]

it takes a whiiiile to come over with those smol legs

[scenic jetty]

Well that's not coming back just like my father

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[native matrix]

[native matrix]

Same lil bro

😂

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/little-garden-gnome-pills-pill-mintmake-gif-15859596045112852229

[median shore]

9198 was sunsetted 5 months ago

[red glade]

Rip

[rose compass]

RIP

thank you

rest in peace lv 170 character

fuck ISIS

[proven otter]

What did the Egyptian goddess do?

[late edge]

killed his lvl 170 character apparently

[proven otter]

Was 9198 the temp servers?

[red glade]

Probably just sunsetted. Was probably listed in the announcement prior to it

[hollow siren]

We both know though that the saddle bug is visual
So it’s likely just a extended problem with the visual bug lol considering the heli didn’t exist when the visual bug became a known thing I doubt they ever anticipated for it to be a problem

[scenic jetty]

Created rock golem as toy and rubble golem for pets

[median shore]

was an inactive server sunsetted back in may https://survivetheark.com/index.php?/articles.html/community-crunch-451-ue-55-and-roadmap-update-astraeos-contest-winners-r2468

[red glade]

Snow doin the deep dive

[merry terrace]

Case #55120 @still bloom has been muted for 2 hours.
Reason: Mass Tagging

[red glade]

Yeah, dont tag everyone here. 😂

[merry terrace]

Case #55121 @stiff elm has been muted for 2 hours.
Reason: Mass Tagging

[red glade]

Rip

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-lasso-tedlassogifs-jason-sudeikis-1x02-hold-my-beer-gif-20724542

[median shore]

mm looks like we got some bots

[late edge]

are we under siege?

[red glade]

Bans Nek

[gloomy sand]

ban @native matrix instead

[red glade]

[red glade]

Idk if I can

[native matrix]

[red glade]

She'd hurt me, for one

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[red glade]

[median shore]

under siege in a rainbow

[red glade]

Speaking of beer...

[late edge]

Ooo yes cider

[red glade]

No

Beer

[late edge]

But its a good brand

[red glade]

So is mine

[hazy nexus]

Starting October 31st thru November 10th, we’ll be rolling out a selection of the community’s favorite dino colors on the official network, along with a sweet twist in place of the traditional boosted donation rates. For the event, you’ll be able to dig into Cake Slices that grant hefty bonuses to:

Taming
Breeding
Imprinting
EXP
Harvesting

if this is not hallowen event then when is the event

[tribal girder]

January they said

lol

[median shore]

no date for halloween event yet, the event mentioned there is for extra life

[red glade]

What Snow said

[hazy nexus]

i no but halloween event is in this month

[red glade]

Yes, they will let us know more soon

[median shore]

soon!

[red glade]

[hardy iris]

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-husky-soon-gif-7801078

[hazy nexus]

and will they tell us what time will the map drop or tell us it is delay a gen

[maiden beacon]

Chances of Val getting delayed is high

[humble fable]

i just want to hunt the dodo wyvern, hunt dodo rex, tame some zombie wyvern, and tame some zombie dodo.....been counting the days until available again. anyone else looking to hunt and tame these?

[hazy nexus]

i can

we just need to hunt you for them solo

lol

[upbeat remnant]

Random question, is anyone getting random crashes when they open their inventory?

[humble fable]

sure. will just need to bring a few more dermis tools with me while out "foraging" during the event. the doggos and cats could use the exercise.

it's nice how they are really quiet until they chase their targets.

[visual finch]

yup

[humble fable]

that's a new added 'feature'....been around for five/six yrs now.

[visual finch]

lmao

[upbeat remnant]

My favourite

10/10

[visual finch]

best feature yet

[upbeat remnant]

Truly, especially when you haven’t saved in a singleplayer world 😵‍💫

[visual finch]

ong

[humble fable]

darn.

[upbeat remnant]

Got me saving every 30 seconds now lmfao just had to rerun my OSD

[visual finch]

nah tht shi happens to me and my hb when we play the same wrld

[final vigil]

my butt itches

[upbeat remnant]

Fr it sucks man

[visual finch]

IM HIGH

[somber umbra]

@hardy iris

Otterrrrr

[hardy iris]

@somber umbra

[somber umbra]

Question

[hardy iris]

Big ultraaaaa

Statement

[somber umbra]

Out of game trading on official is against the rules correct👀

[hardy iris]

[hardy iris]

Yeah

[somber umbra]

So if I have full proof and admit of guilt

[hardy iris]

#reporting-players

[somber umbra]

They getting global banned?

They be meshin like weirdos too😭

[hardy iris]

Idk what enforcement does with them

I just volunteer for the discord

But yeah report them

[somber umbra]

Y’all gotta lock in on tickets I’m ngl u guys don’t even dev tribes no more for cheating

[hardy iris]

That’s a lie

[somber umbra]

Hella ppl goin inactive cuz lack of enforcement

Not even cappin😅

[hardy iris]

Ppl come here crying all the time

[somber umbra]

Ik😭

[hardy iris]

“Why I get banned i ain’t even do anything it was my cousins sister”

[humble fable]

not sure why autosave to multiple save positions at timed intervals are not a standard for ark sp?

[somber umbra]

Well yea u can ban the players but they just make new accounts otter😭

[visual finch]

huh

[hardy iris]

Then you keep reporting

[somber umbra]

We need u back gettin rid of the meshers u were so locked in on ase😭

[hardy iris]

Bruh I am not wildcard XD

[visual finch]

lmao

[somber umbra]

Were u not GM b4?

[humble fable]

they are not gm otter....

[hardy iris]

No I am not Gm otter.

lol

[somber umbra]

Rip

[hardy iris]

Thissss

[somber umbra]

Oof

[hardy iris]

XD

[somber umbra]

Ig I’ll report em 😭

[hardy iris]

Gm otter is obviously the best though no bias here XD

[hardy iris]

Yes do it

[visual finch]

i hopping on ase rn ( its the only rk i got)

[red glade]

Seems sus

[hardy iris]

XD NO BIAS

But I’d like his autograph someday

😊

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/otters-otter-amazed-surprised-wow-gif-808060009493688550

[rotund atlas]

Ping on island 5007 is high reached 520!!!! Very sluggish

[red glade]

Tbh, and not to fan boy or anything, but I'd love to get WC staff to sign my map

[humble fable]

gm otter more than likely wouldn't put up with a quarter of the crap that otterly(and other discord mods) does in this channel.

[hardy iris]

😂 I’m not a fan girl or anything but I’d get a dollie art tattoo

[red glade]

Hell yeah!

[visual finch]

waakalakabingbong

[wooden venture]

How often do arkpocalypse reset

[humble fable]

they're great at enforcement. they see and solve the issue. everytime.

[hardy iris]

Every 4 Fridays

[visual finch]

so basically monthly

[wooden venture]

How often does small tribes reset?

[wise quartz]

Hello everyone, some server was to make Titan Tomorrow?

[red glade]

That's a weird way to say monthly

[maiden beacon]

Not every month has 4 fridays

[hardy iris]

Haha well it’s always on a Friday and people if you say monthly count 30 days

Or think it’s on the same date every month

[wooden venture]

Do small tribes reset?

[hardy iris]

No

[red glade]

Okay yep, you caught me having faith in people again

[wooden venture]

Okay thx

[hardy iris]

LOL 😆

I’ve had to answer that enough to find the best wording ark ppl are so specific

[humble fable]

four weeks does only one month make. february.

[red glade]

They really are hahaha

[glacial crown]

You strike me as the kind of person who wears a damp wristband for a few days just so you can take it off and smell your skin.

[median shore]

it’s wiped twice in a month before

[hardy iris]

Somebody asked what year expire servers expire

[red glade]

2043

I'd just throw out random years. Even past years

Kidding ofc

[somber umbra]

You gonna watch our base tour when we drop it👀

[hardy iris]

Whatcha mean haha

[somber umbra]

Big tribes make cinematic videos of their bases on pvp cluster Type shi

[hardy iris]

Oh.. that’s so interesting 🤪

Idk if I could watch somebody play a game

[somber umbra]

Nawwww it’s more like a movie ig

[hardy iris]

I’ll come tour your base though

If you give me an otter

[somber umbra]

We have a breeder

You would like her👌

[hardy iris]

Haha does she breed otters

Best friends

[tall bloom]

Chat for the game is really buggy with how it decides when to not let you talk

[somber umbra]

For some reason yes 😭

[hardy iris]

Hahaha perfect

[hardy iris]

*box ?

[tall bloom]

Yeah like I could put in chat for 3 sentences and then when I go to chat again it forces the chat box to disappear

[humble fable]

which color otters don't you already have, otterly?

[hardy iris]

I think I have them all but

XD

I need more

[tall bloom]

That and I'm on Xbox and when audio starts getting choppy i press the home button once and it acts as if I'm turning off the console

[humble fable]

you have cc, jkr, tron, dp, sprm, solids, sub0, etc?

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-skeleton-puppet-gif-6114807

[humble fable]

that's a weird transition...

[obtuse cairn]

Hello

[humble fable]

why are you not designing a bone costume for the maeguana, nekatus?

would be nice if you made this a digital reality.

[vast jungle]

Anyone deaking with server issues?

[humble fable]

yes. 'deaking' them as hard as possible, but the harder they're hit the higher the ping gets.

really just waiting for the ping to get back down from 1.2k.

[gloomy sand]

how should it glide with just bones

[azure lynx]

[sand vale]

milky magic

[humble fable]

how do the wvern fly when they are just bones? ectoplasmic resonance provides 'lift'.

[gloomy sand]

well. if you wanna pay for that, we can work on it. Would be probably ~200-400$ since I dont do my skins myself, I have a 3D artist for that.

[steel saffron]

Sheer force of stubborn willpower.

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostbusters-blasting-gozer-gif-17962594855529849438

[modern wadi]

let’s go tamed a griffin and only started this game two days ago 💪

[simple grove]

@gloomy sand when ford door

[gloomy sand]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[red glade]

Very far in the future lol

[simple grove]

not if you can mod it!

[humble fable]

can other skins be added to the base game this way?

[gloomy sand]

"this way"?

[molten tide]

why are the titans on extinction not dropping bags or anything in inventory

[red glade]

You mean like, commissions and stuff?

[merry stag]

Ban @simple grove

[simple grove]

why

[merry stag]

I don't like him

[humble fable]

by suggestion and sponsoring it, because i wouldn't want it for just myself?

[gloomy sand]

well there are many modders who do commissions, sure

[humble fable]

exactly.

[gloomy sand]

(i dont do commisions)

[modern wadi]

hi can anyone with knowledge tell me if i can pick up a pachy with a griffin for a reward

[red glade]

It's possible, you just need to find a modder taking commissions

[sand vale]

garuga = depths confirmed, did u guys know?

[red glade]

[sand vale]

depths discord right now

[red glade]

Oh, that's one I'm actually not in lol

[humble fable]

wouldn't want it as a mod. added to base sure then all would have access to it forever. no need to download anything at all, but i understand the issues with that. it was just a hope for a maeguana costume added to base like the wyvern one.

[red glade]

That doesn't happen, no

There is a spot for suggestions on WC's website, but that's about it

[humble fable]

yeah, i know. would be neat, but alas.

[sand vale]

@red glade u also a mod in Nekatus discord

[gloomy sand]

lol no, only per mod

[red glade]

Have been for almost a year, yeah lol

[median shore]

i knew it

[sand vale]

how do u deal with him on 2 places

[gloomy sand]

I just borrowed flaw here as a mod

[red glade]

Its not easy

Yeah, he lended me to Dollie lol

[prime ledge]

[sand vale]

since is nekatus here soo often i almost never set foot in his discord lately

[red glade]

🫵

[gloomy sand]

better for you, I ban quick

[prime ledge]

Hes has to pay rent somehow

[red glade]

Just ask Bacon ^^^

[humble fable]

would have been nice. earning a milestone/trophy/achievement then being rewarded with message stating "maeguana/maewing bone costume unlocked".

[sand vale]

i'll spread my boats to there soon enough

[pearl heath]

I thought bacon was living rent free under your bed..

[red glade]

Its not free, he hasn't paid up yet, that squatter

How are you Jaaaade?

[red glade]

I already burned all of Creepers canoes over there, so there is space.

[pearl heath]

I’m living my best life taking my granddaughter to see all the sights, shopping til we dropped and doing girl stuff

She is here til Tuesday

she is 19, we are going to put together lego flowers and have a glass of wine

Tonight

[static silo]

Anyone have any idea why my rhynio female was still taking damage 30 seconds after I slapped her? This wasn’t happening 2 weeks ago

[red glade]

That sounds fun! Have a great time!!

[red glade]

Might be server lag

[pearl heath]

Ty!!! How are you doing?

[woeful temple]

pyromane on valguero?

[keen venture]

sounds like running out of memory on both counts

[static silo]

It’s like she was taking damage over time from a simple bow and arrow

[scenic jetty]

Try a whip next time I hear they work wonders

[red glade]

Good! Baseball playoffs started this weekend, so I've been on the couch all day lol

[static silo]

I had to do small damage for pregnancies. Bow and arrow does 60 damage but she took over 120 damage over time after I hit her

[keen venture]

bows definitely dont do DoT

how many weird mods are you using

[scenic jetty]

That must of been some strong strength 💪
Lay off them broths will ya

[static silo]

I’m on official. So I just tested the same setup on a megalo and it did a flat 60 damage. wtf did they change on rhynios

I’m pissed because a 150 female just died when it shouldn’t have

[spring kayak]

[scenic jetty]

Kill pego it stole my kibble

[spring kayak]

Pegos are the best dino! Who couldn't love that face?

[static silo]

Well thanks anyway guys, appreciate the input. Gonna chalk it up to either a freak event or wildcard changed rhynios to fuck with me

[silver arrow]

Is official is a slot cap 300 or 350?

[red glade]

300

[silver arrow]

In*

Ty

[placid hare]

[leaden moth]

Is it legal to place turret's in the mesh to protect myself against mesher ?

[placid hare]

No

[leaden moth]

Nice , so u just spread ass and do nothing about it yikes

[wraith elk]

are you able to talk to wildcard about win10 and xbox sever crashing with cheat or not

[leaden moth]

Just got meshed hard , nice game

[red glade]

You report the cheaters via #reporting-players and hope they get to you quick enough

[leaden moth]

Nice joke

[slow perch]

Do not say its in track for 10/7.. Just release it 😀

[red glade]

Not joking

[umbral willow]

Tek toilet would have stopped them

[leaden moth]

I know , and that's even more sad

[slow perch]

Im hearing stories of tribes being wiped lol

Finally 🙂

[leaden moth]

Can't wait for ORP server maybe then i can sleep in peace without the risk of getting meshed

[proven otter]

Wireless pooping

[humble fable]

pyro have flaming poo. does this item have any usefulness other than warm fertilizer?

[slow perch]

My gas without the claps, this is what it sounds like

The song we couldn't write, this is what it smells like

[proven otter]

Uh oh signal drop, 'poop appears out of thin air and plops to the floor'.

[late edge]

Are we back on poop and farts?

[humble fable]

no. my question was seriously in need of an answer. if there is one available. new item might have a new usage case.

[slow perch]

I held them in as my stomach starts to twist, the link between the wireless was solid green, my gas without the claps, this is what it sounds like 🎶

[proven otter]

We can go back to feet and the cheese hill championship from this morning?

[serene swan]

best website for templates other than Wikily?

[proven otter]

Forge fuel or turns into charcoal I think

[humble fable]

alright. will test. thank you.

[proven otter]

@icy lance

🦶

[humble fable]

will dung beetles collect it? manual collection only?

[proven otter]

Only if they like Tacobell

[humble fable]

delt was better than tbel, but now it's best to make texmex yourself.

[red glade]

Filthy. Clean that.

[humble fable]

filthy feet make the world turn. clean feet would slip.

[sinful igloo]

Why isn’t ragnarok loading for me when i click on it on Xbox?

[humble fable]

is your network's connection stable?

[sinful igloo]

Yes I’m trying to play single player

[proven otter]

Ascension!

[icy lance]

[median shore]

[proven otter]

Heh heh

[humble fable]

did you get the asa via gamepass's trial and the trial has ended?

[red glade]

[icy lance]

[sinful igloo]

No i own it. Everything is updated too

[icy lance]

im trying to level up

[mortal sleet]

hiiii

[sinful igloo]

Does it help finding a solution that i have mods

[humble fable]

are you having issues with other titles also?

[sinful igloo]

Yes extinction isn’t working either

[humble fable]

no, with other games outside of asa?

[sinful igloo]

No

When i try to hit the “single player” button on loading an ark map it doesn’t load

[proven otter]

[sinful igloo]

I removed some of the mods but no difference

[humble fable]

either a storage space or a license issue.

[sinful igloo]

OH IT was downloaded on an external storage but the base game is on internal

I’m just moving it to the internal

[humble fable]

i forgot to ask about 'install location'.....smh.

[sinful igloo]

I freaked out and restarted the game AND the console multiple times bro

I’ve waited all day to play the game since i haven’t updated it in months. Because my brother was worried about it slowing down the internet with the 116 gb update

Then i had to reinstall dlc maps and mods

[humble fable]

don't use external. upgrade internal whenever & wherever possible. it's fine for short term use.

[junior spire]

I’m new to this server

And I just got Discord

[proven otter]

Free dino plz

[spring kayak]

Watch this chat around map launch, best entertainment you'll see on discord

[junior spire]

What is the Mr. Smart Guy server?

[hardy iris]

Stop it

[humble fable]

heh.

[red glade]

I cant wait 😭

[proven otter]

🧀

[late edge]

tbf its more entertaining when the map doesnt launch

[median shore]

i vote we put jackster in charge when val launches

[spring kayak]

It's not so bad! Just a few thousand angry people!

[hardy iris]

Stop it 😡

[loud lava]

so does the post aquatica version of ase just not work like at all for anyone? tryna play it w a friend

[hardy iris]

LOL when the chat is at 15 min cooldown and it’s moving 100mph

[red glade]

Heh. Unemployed 🤣

[spring kayak]

Done. But you're being re-branded to a ferret.

[hardy iris]

And ppl claim ark is dead smfh haha

[median shore]

deal

[late edge]

get a job!

[red glade]

Another???

[hardy iris]

LOl we are all employed, loser

I’m a 90s kid ty

But way to use the “ahh”

[humble fable]

heh

[hardy iris]

Like a millennial

The best,

[gloomy sand]

What’s going on here

[hardy iris]

Bobs

[late edge]

mr "ark takes all my time up" in the profile shouting at people to get jobs lmao

[gloomy sand]

Ohhhh

[red glade]

Where's the sun? These trolls need to turn to stone again

[hardy iris]

Omg stop itttttt

[spring kayak]

Otter is brawling with the locals

[gloomy sand]

As always

[humble fable]

testinust is very testy for some unknown reason.

[hardy iris]

Gotta get my bites in

[proven otter]

It's otters alt

[hardy iris]

https://tenor.com/view/attack-otter-gif-25839202

[spring kayak]

That otter is death rolling

[keen venture]

weird cat

[spring kayak]

What in tarnation

[hardy iris]

Bruh

[red glade]

The legendary Ottersuchus

[proven otter]

Dog

[spring kayak]

I'd buy it

[proven otter]

1 per server

[humble fable]

slickfurred weasel, maybe?

[hardy iris]

Just otter 😡

[spring kayak]

That was my name in school 😔

[proven otter]

Debilled platypus

[humble fable]

heh

[hardy iris]

NO

BULLIES

Where did my toy go 😂

Get back here 😂

[humble fable]

heh

[spring kayak]

Thing is, right.

[late edge]

LOL

[spring kayak]

Otters exist for easy hide, I'm sorry!

[proven otter]

LOL

[hardy iris]

Bruhhhhhhhssssssss

Yall bully me more than the bobs smh

https://tenor.com/view/mom-yelling-help-mother-telling-gif-14604948

[late edge]

charging

[proven otter]

Deleting my feet

[red glade]

Poor Otter

[spring kayak]

[hardy iris]

Save meeeeee

[red glade]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-hammer-power-gif-14760307

[median shore]

[proven otter]

[humble fable]

(otterly yells "no bullies" before scaring off testinust)

heh.

[hardy iris]

🤫

[flat monolith]

[proven otter]

While my feet pics get deleted by mod powwr abuse

[spring kayak]

Are they beans

[hardy iris]

No feets

[spring kayak]

You cretin

[flat monolith]

Yes

[red glade]

Feet nasty

[hardy iris]

It’s rule 7.7

[median shore]

so one foot is fine

[hardy iris]

No foot XD

Yellow snow

🙂

[proven otter]

[late edge]

agreed metric much better

[humble fable]

true ^^^

[median shore]

😭

[late edge]

oh no hes melting

[proven otter]

Yet only metric for bullets

[median shore]

what’s a kilometer

[hardy iris]

He’s melted* because yellow snow must be melted

Because of the heat

[proven otter]

A heavy foot

[late edge]

a unit of measure, linear to be precise

[humble fable]

metric is for everything. it's a constant now.

[spring kayak]

@median shore told me only the toes part of the foot is fine.

[median shore]

🫣

[proven otter]

Papercuts

[late edge]

between the toes

[proven otter]

On the webs

[hardy iris]

He must have come back from his job

[spring kayak]

There are worse places to have papercuts 😂

[late edge]

construction paper

[hardy iris]

But also no 😂

[proven otter]

On the man bits

[late edge]

ok ok

[hardy iris]

My dotter got a paper cut in her eye

By far the worst imaginable

[late edge]

howww?

[spring kayak]

That's grim

[hardy iris]

Playing with a friend

[hardy iris]

I have questioned it so much

[late edge]

paper areoplane?

[hardy iris]

But I got a call from the school nurse I needed to take her to the er XD

[humble fable]

how in the heck do you manage to get papercut there?

[hardy iris]

And they told me a paper cut in the eye and I was like only she could do this 😂 she’s so clumsy

[proven otter]

Paper spyglass

[humble fable]

no. i do not need to know.

[spring kayak]

I thought you meant a dog! As in like, a breed called a Dotter 😭

[humble fable]

heh

[hardy iris]

Daughter lmao

But dotter bc otter ofc

[proven otter]

She was Ottery homeschooled

[spring kayak]

I see clearly now! I understand!

[proven otter]

Dotter doesn't, too soon

[late edge]

only call i would get for my daughter was her practicing her acting skills in the nurses office

[spring kayak]

Hahaha