#40k-lore-chat

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primal tide
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its fate is to continue to fall off over and over again

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dudes fucking empathizing with a sheet metal panel and im just like

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yes

storm jungle
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really mood

final spruce
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Techmarines, they are Tech-Priets but also Space marines

storm jungle
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Marines Who Tech

final spruce
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So their whole existence litteraly destroys the credo of the Omnissiah

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Since their whole thing is that flesh eventually wether

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But not when you're a SM

primal tide
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nah its fine, space marines are killing machines

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taps head

storm jungle
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Swole is eternal

final spruce
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Ah I got the joke

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Nice one

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Killing machines

storm jungle
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I hate it

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πŸ…

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gives medal

primal tide
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thank

exotic chasm
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Tech Priests are wicked cool

crisp heath
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The orks are probably one of the most relatable factions in the setting

final spruce
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I don't really agree

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If you read the novels, they are pretty alien

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More then eldars

storm jungle
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They're pretty relatable i agree

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i too sometimes want to hang out with my friends and crash a giant asteroid to a planet

crisp heath
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who doesn't

cerulean wagon
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i also want to feast upon human flesh

storm jungle
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I keep remembering from total war that orcs apparently eat people

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I never knew that before

cerulean wagon
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in 40k they keep human slaves

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cause like

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once they stop working they can just eat them

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efficient

storm jungle
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I feel like thats one aspect of orks thats never brought up much

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I forget the slavery aspect frequently since all they do is smash things most of the time

cerulean wagon
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its another thing of people only know the lore side

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"ha ha funny green british man"

storm jungle
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I mean to be fair

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orks will always be funny

cerulean wagon
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oh ofc

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they are batshit

storm jungle
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But people need to acknowledge they really DO brutal shit

cerulean wagon
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but a lot of their brutality and the actual terror of them is lost in translation

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ive kept the players in my only war campaign spooked by reminding them orks use tactics

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and used different clans

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mostly blue skulls and snake bitez

storm jungle
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Ah thats a smart way to do it

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though ork tactics only get so far most of the time aside from horde rushing

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minus kommandoz

primal tide
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Orks are fucking terrifying

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Theyre ridiculous and we find them funny but for a random schmuck to stumble across even a smaller boy is the stuff of nightmares

crisp heath
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orks are completely innocent though

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they don't do anything out of maliciousness

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they're just following their biological programming

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which makes them very endearing

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it also really depends, pdf regularly deal with minor ork incursions, a farmer with a shottie could prolly take care of a couple wildboys if he's fast and accurate

final spruce
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You sure ?

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Orks can already ignore lasgun wounds

primal tide
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I'm not sure there's no malice, they torture humies for fun sometimes

crisp heath
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I'm pretty sure if you shoot ork boys (most of them anyways, and boys specifically, not nobs or anything like that) in the head with a lasgun they generally still die

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lasgun shots to kill is a weird way to measure their toughness as well, considering the variability in power levels between different models and settings

primal tide
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Yeah, maybe that ork just happened to dunk his head into some vantablack paint instead of the reflective one that morning

crisp heath
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armageddon ork hunters also are generally just normal guardsmen with experience fighting orks and they seem to have no problems brawling things out in cqc with them, most of them probably don't have more force than a lasgun or a shotgun when swinging a blade at them

foggy laurel
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Woah wait

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Belisarius is named after an actual person

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I thought GW just invented the name out of whole cloth, that sounded Roman af

storm jungle
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Nah GW has a fetish of borrowing roman names

thick shadow
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I think lore should be like... simple? Like shows not much of "details".

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No exact numbers, etc.

odd sparrow
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yeah p much

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Root around in the nearest latin textbook u can find and butcher a few words together

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congrats u have black library Imperium latin

cerulean wagon
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@crisp heath orks arent innocent or free of malice, its the opposite

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they are driven by rage and hate as much as they are the love of a good fight

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also as a side thing @storm jungle although for the most part orks have the numbers advantage the only clan that uses numbers as their go to is Goffs (gaz's group)

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I'm using snakebitez and blue skullz because the former drive warbeasts ahead of themselves and then attack as a 2ndary wave from a different route but only with primitive equipment and the Latter love to loot shit and have a preference for ranged over melee, usualy repositioning to keep shooting over enganging people in melee

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ork clans are pretty interesting ngl, their tactics differ vastly

storm jungle
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AHHH

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Gotcha, i keep forgetting the quirk of ork clanz when all they're showcased for is usually blowing shit up or shooting it until it also explodes

cerulean wagon
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mhmm

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thats fair

fervent mist
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my perception of orks was always that they have fun no matter what

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exept when there is no fight

cerulean wagon
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Orks have more depth to them than the standard coverage shows

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which is.... basically the deal with all 40k

crisp heath
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I can see orks getting angry but I have a hard time imagining them hating anybody except those that are perceived as cowardly, but even then you have blood axes who turn that stuff on its head

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they're biologically programmed to do the stuff that they do and I don't think they could understand why its wrong to enslave people or kill people, that's just their nature

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without the ability to understand the evil of their actions, I don't think that makes them cognizant enough to be malicious

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compared to say, Chaos or the Dark Eldar, which have the ability to understand the evils of what they do and who often revel in it

cerulean wagon
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i mean

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orks know what they do is malicious

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they just dont care

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they also revel in it

primal tide
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You could say all living things are biologi ally programmed to do all the things they do

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It's just more obvious with orks

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Orks have been seen torturing humans for fun

buoyant crypt
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wheres Azhag when you need him

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a true evil ork

primal tide
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new teaser from the dude who made astartes

exotic chasm
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Ayyyyyy

crisp heath
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Can someone explain me what a Satellite realm is? I found it while Reading abbout commorragh. Sounds Like they have created there own pocketuniverse inside (but seperated from) the Warp, but Not Sure If i got that right.

Also has anyone information abbout how the eldari Managed to "reinstall" a dying suns inside the webway?

storm jungle
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@crisp heath I think Big E explains the best in TTS, basically just realm/plains within the webway, something akin to the ones in AoS from what I can see but just more spiky

muted pewter
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so it is hard to invade

storm jungle
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Oh no you can invade it

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Just good luck getting out

muted pewter
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he said Kaldar Dragor is not enough what about two kaldar drago + sly marbo

storm jungle
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It doesnt matter

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Vect can just throw a black hole at them and teleport them to the surface of a sun if he wants to. You can kick the dark eldar's ass anywhere else but Commorragh, they're basically untouchable there

final spruce
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Kaldor Drago eats sun sooooo

storm jungle
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πŸ‘€

muted pewter
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what about 2^n = kaldar drago

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sounds logical to me

verbal nest
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Grail Knight Vs Space Marine

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What do y'all think

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Space Knight, Grail Marine

muted pewter
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i don't know much about grail knight sorry

verbal nest
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According to wiki they're basically demigods, their mere presence quakes the bootyholes of his enemies, but we don't see that in Vermintide 2 so idk

storm jungle
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Space Marines arent unholy beings

muted pewter
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if thats the case then grail knights

storm jungle
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so one punch to the face oughta do it

verbal nest
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Apparently them just being there radiates so much "holy power" it can straight up kill lesser beings

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That's what I read anyway

storm jungle
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Its important to remember the power levels between 40k and Fantasy are vastly different though

muted pewter
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:deleet:
@storm jungle i love this scene so joyfull

verbal nest
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We see like 5 point blank bolter rounds too

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Like, he has to be dead, right

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Nah

storm jungle
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Everyone has said this before

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you can never be too sure with a demonic posession

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I sure as hell would melta that guy if i had one lol

muted pewter
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Like, he has to be dead, right
@verbal nest sure i probably die when that space marine touches me

verbal nest
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No it's just that I was told demonic possessions make beings far stronger for some weird reason

storm jungle
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That was like a second long possession though

muted pewter
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because its demonic possession

verbal nest
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Demon possession is demonic possession, Dilara

storm jungle
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Yes...?

verbal nest
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Are you gaslighting the demonic possession community Wut

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Smh

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(i should probably sleep, I've been awake far longer than what's healthy)

muted pewter
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then sleep

mellow depot
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Nah

muted pewter
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sleep is nice. Sleeping makes you sleepy

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discord is temporary but sleep is eternal

buoyant crypt
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ayo

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grail knights are cool and all

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but what about those royal griffon knights

storm jungle
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or the Pegasi Boyz

verbal nest
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Bardin ate a Pegasi

barren tapir
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Commorragh was also invaded on many occasions by imperial forces

storm jungle
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Was it?

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I only remember Vect's coup

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which was on purpose

barren tapir
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Between a SM and a grail knight SM will win, no doubt

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I only remember Vect's coup
Which one? It is not that he did it only one time

storm jungle
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He did only one though

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literally his rise to ascension

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Anything else by him is just a plot as he sits on his dais

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That was way before he turned Commorragh into an ultra-darwinistic nightmarescape

barren tapir
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Ah, the first... Well there was the one were he let his enemies kill him, only to be reanimated late and kill them, or the one where he give his enemies places where a demoic incursion was bound to happen and then seal those places... Or the one where he capture a salamander starship and put it in the territory of his enemies, then the salamanders launch an attack, take their ship, kill all DE they find and GTFO

storm jungle
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So the salamander one is the actual coup

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since the royal families of commorragh actually didnt want attention back then and Vect was like "lol ok but no"

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all the other ones are just hilarious codex event pages, like him gifting a blackhole to one of his rivals or revealing another rival archon of his daughter was his agent

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etc

barren tapir
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Also white scar should have attacked it few times IIRC

storm jungle
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Yeah that one is really uncovered a lot

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especially when Jaghatai literally went into the webway to hunt them down

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but aside from that Marines dont bother much with dark eldar like the rest of the imperium unless they do something really shitty

barren tapir
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^^ Yeah, too much stuff going around in the imperium and too few marines

cerulean wagon
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they are a big issue in a severean dominate

storm jungle
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dark eldar are a issue everywhere tbh

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like the longest period of a raid they can carry can be 24 hours at best, you just cant do much when they're fast af

barren tapir
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Severan dominate aesthetics is amazing... But that may be me, who really like roman inspired stuff

storm jungle
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40k really likes its roman stuff

cerulean wagon
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na their stuff us done well

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unlike other roman stuff that shall noy be named

storm jungle
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Like boi

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40k loves those leather roman skirts

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and the brush-fin-thingies

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πŸ‘€

barren tapir
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Yeah, the other one roman inspired thing that is widely know is not red

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Severan dominate one on the other hand is really well made... I would play one of their trooper in a game of only war just because of that

buoyant crypt
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wait did we have a question on whether a grail knight or a sm would win in a fight?

storm jungle
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ye

final spruce
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likely SM because power armor

mellow depot
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WHAT ABOUT IF BOTH WERE NAKED

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caps

final spruce
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SM

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Sadly, while Grail knights are badass af

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They don't have the same strenght or agiltiy as a SM

mellow depot
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ye

storm jungle
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Tbh half of the bretonnian knights are gits anyway

mellow depot
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honestly it's a pretty silly question

final spruce
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or jsut tell them the truth about their power and witness them killing themselves

buoyant crypt
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naked sm vs grail knight with full armor and mount will probably still win LOL

final spruce
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Worst part is that you're right

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Space Marine would just have to spit on his face to win

final spruce
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Acidic spit

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People seem to forget that

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One of the DMs in an old Rogue Trader campaign of mine did Smug

storm jungle
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I think its why i love it when its forgettable

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Like when they DO spit and its acid it gets a good "what the fuck" before you go "oh right"

celest dome
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Don't the Grail Knight have a few immunity ? Like one to acid/venom ?

storm jungle
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I think theres a difference between a genetic acid that can melt through the hide of aliens in comparison to a bottle of lab acid a wizard will throw at a knight out of desperation

primal tide
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its a bummer that one of the more common gene flaws is a nonfunctional betchers gland, cuz i agree it is really cool

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tho i guess it would be more commonly mentioned in that case, and less interesting cuz of that

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catch 22

storm jungle
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Im pretty sure thats the entire point of it

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the design reeks of that too!

final spruce
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The point of IG tanks is that they are highly reusable

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Hell they all use the Chimera chassis

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And alot of weapons, like the Hydra cannons, are also used as siege weapons

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It really shows you how utilitarian and mass produced are thsoe weapons

crisp heath
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guardsmen remind me a lot of the soldiers from quake 2

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just, with the resources and tech of the strogg also strewn into their stuff

thick badge
storm jungle
odd sparrow
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Poor GoT

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it only needed like the last two or three seasons to be good and it could've not disappeared off the face of the earth. though ideally there would've been more than 8 seasons but bleh >.>

mellow depot
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george martin suxx, fite me

celest dome
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Well he isn't the best Fantasy Writer (and by far)

mellow depot
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i just never saw the big deal with song of ice and fire/etc.

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tolkien was the GOAT obviously

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christopher paolini did an ok job at first especially for such a young kid at the time but his books had a real bad problem with putting in tons and tons of made up words and making you have to flip back through the glossary constantly

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because it was just overloaded

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but i'm not a book reader and haven't been for probably ten years

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so that's about the extent of my knowledge

celest dome
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Paolini really deserved better in term of movie representation Eragon was a sham

mellow depot
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that movie was fucking horrible

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like

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for real

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on the level of the avatar movie

celest dome
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Haha the movie director only directed one film, Eragon in 2006 and then he didn't do anything else

mellow depot
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good

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maybe he disappeared out of shame

celest dome
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Of the last few year, the author I really liked was Brandon Sanderson, he even finished the Wheel of Time after R. Jordan died

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Also J. Butcher with the Dresden file really hooked me back into reading since I had to stop during Trade School

odd sparrow
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tbh Tolkien and GoT aren't really comparable. Tolkien's stuff is mostly a fictional mythology with hella languages and shorter isolated stories and stuff

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it was his life work, hella fantasy writers kinda attempt to create universes with the same kind of depth as his but it's not really possible

celest dome
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Yeah, Terry Pratchet (Diskworld) is also one who managed to create a full universe

mellow depot
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yeah terry pratchett good

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t. person who has never read one word of his work

odd sparrow
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Other writers create a setting for the story they want to tell, Tolkien created the setting first and kinda stumbled into novels

mellow depot
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yeah

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everyone else should just give up tbh

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fantasy is over

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tolkien won

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😎

odd sparrow
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ofc

mellow depot
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jk

celest dome
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I don't remember excatly where I dropped GoT (Somewhere after Jon Snow get shanked iirc) but god dam did I hate the change of point of view, the character are all either annoying/uninteresting or die in the end

odd sparrow
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imo it was amazing up to season 4, good up to season 5 but I really just didn't feel it from 6 onwards. It didn't feel even remotely the same

verbal nest
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My dad watched it at the start of this year and he wouldnt stop gushing about it for some reason

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I hate to put my dad down like this but it doesn't surprise me

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He hates the prequels too

odd sparrow
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The prequels did kinda suck to be fair

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good conceptually and with a few good elements but the execution was messy af

verbal nest
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Star wars is 40k thoπŸ‘€

celest dome
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Is the Republic the Interex ?#

muted pewter
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Star wars is 40k thoπŸ‘€
@verbal nest star wars is like basic Chinese compare to 40k

celest dome
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What does that mean "Basic Chinese" ?

muted pewter
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i mean simplified version of it

muted pewter
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can custodies corruptable?

final spruce
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For now, the lore has never mentionned any Custodes that went rogue

muted pewter
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cool

final spruce
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I guess the process of how theya re made really empathies that

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Since, unlike Space Marines they are created to be the Emperor's most faithful protectors

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And I assume them being constantly near the Emperor, which gives anti-daemon vibes, would make them pretty resistant to Chaos aswell

muted pewter
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best quality soldiers

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do they worship emperor or hang out like 30 millennia

final spruce
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They don't worship the Emperor since unlike most of the Imperium they know of the Emperor not a God

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They are His faithful servants for now around 15k years

barren tapir
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Custodes are know to be quite resistant to chaos powers too, other than that there may be a genetical loyalty imprinted to them

muted pewter
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They are His faithful servants for now around 15k years
@final spruce wtf

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they are that old

final spruce
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Yes

barren tapir
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Custodes were present even before terra get united under the emperor

final spruce
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That I do not know

verbal nest
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How old are the High Lord dudes

final spruce
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since the Emperor did need the Thunder warriors for that

barren tapir
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How old are the High Lord dudes
Their institutions is around half the great crusade IIRC, about each character it depend

muted pewter
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btw how emperor started imeprium

verbal nest
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What's that in...layman terms

muted pewter
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did he just well lets unite world

barren tapir
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Yep

final spruce
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It's the Great Crusade

verbal nest
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It's probably another "vague for imagination" reasons

final spruce
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When he went in search of his sons

barren tapir
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He was one of the many warlords fighting on Terra

muted pewter
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but orgin of the crusade how, when,with,where

verbal nest
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It's probably another "vague for imagination" reasons
@verbal nest

barren tapir
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Then, since he had superior tech and was quite good at persuading people he managed to defeat other warlords

final spruce
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Oh, well first the humans discovered how to travel in space, colonized alot of worlds, chaos tempest cut all of the planets, and the entirety of Terra became Necromunda

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So Big E stepped up, created Thunder warriors and united all of Terra under his baneer

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He then created his sons, space marines from their geneseed and the Custodes and then went around reconquering the worlds that were disconnected because of chaos warp storms

muted pewter
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i know that but my question was exect event that emperor decided the emerge from shadow

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did he live like a peasant until that day

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He was one of the many warlords fighting on Terra
@barren tapir or like other warlord he had a territory

final spruce
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When Humanity was cut from each colonized planet because of the warp storms, making Terra that relied on the Moon and other planets to sustain itself collapse and turn into the Hokuto no Ken universe

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That's when the Emperor decided Humanity needed him the worst

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So he conquered the entire barbarians tribes

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Until that moment, the Emperor used his powers to hide himself amongst humans

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He was trying to steer them in the right way, making himself appear as advisors etc

muted pewter
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hmm okey thanks for explanation

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as i understand from last church his perosonalty was like in "if the emperor text device"?

final spruce
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TTS has its own cannon so relying it for lore is not very good imo

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But they got the Emperor more or less like he is in real 40k

muted pewter
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from that story his speech against uraih was so mean time to time. like an asshole as in TTs

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He just destroyed that poor old man

final spruce
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He is an asshole yes

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The Emperor is above human emotions

muted pewter
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if he waited 10 years or so he would die from old age

storm jungle
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Yeah TTS plays it for comedy but its really close to the emperor's real personality

final spruce
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He has no empathy and considered his sons like tools

storm jungle
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@muted pewter also cant wait

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gotta unite terra

final spruce
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And its one of the reasons Gulliman choose to make his Imperium Secundus

muted pewter
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one church wouldnt hurt anyone

final spruce
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Because he was depressed af being the only loyal primarch alive and have his Father consider him like a tool

muted pewter
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Δ± really petty for that old man

barren tapir
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one church wouldnt hurt anyone
This is like saying that one book wouldn't hurt anyone, but look at what lorgar did

final spruce
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Don't forget what Big E did to Lorgar

muted pewter
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This is like saying that one book wouldn't hurt anyone, but look at what lorgar did
@barren tapir that argument extermenly logical

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but lorgar was an asshole

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but uraih was cooll

final spruce
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I don't think he was an asshole as much as a zealot

storm jungle
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^

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and misguided

barren tapir
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Don't forget what Big E did to Lorgar
Giving him the liberty to keep his world intact and letting him keeping worshiping him? Big E should have beaten the crap of colchis and tell lorgar to shut the fuck up with his religious crap

storm jungle
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then again Guilliman does say he did act like a manchild at times

final spruce
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And like most zealots, when his misguided faith crumbled, well he chose other Gods

barren tapir
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@barren tapir that argument extermenly logical
@muted pewter thanks, i like to being logical

final spruce
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Actually Big E was fine with Logar and his space marines worshipping him at first

verbal nest
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You'd probably be a manchild if you kept trying to destroy your creations like a crazy child with Lego

final spruce
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What made him torch the city and bend the knee is when he realized Lorgar did what religious cultists do

barren tapir
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Actually Big E was fine with Logar and his space marines worshipping him at first
Right, it is because lorgar was one of his "children" that big E let him keep his religious ways

final spruce
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Lorgar litteraly wouldn't leave a world until he kiled all of the people that did not choose to pray to Big E

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Big E was fine with Logra rkeeping his little religion to himself and his marines

barren tapir
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So Big E didn't do anything aganist lorgar, it was lorgar that acted aganist big E first and foremost

storm jungle
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Honestly i want to say Big E should have just allowed religion/science as seperate beliefs since he should have realised you cant stop people from worshipping anyone or anything

final spruce
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But Big E did not want that

storm jungle
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I know!

final spruce
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He wanted Humanity to evolve above it

storm jungle
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i said "should"

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but like i said even in real life

final spruce
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Yeah but Big E is sttuborn as hell

muted pewter
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Honestly i want to say Big E should have just allowed religion/science as seperate beliefs since he should have realised you cant stop people from worshipping anyone or anything
@storm jungle agree

storm jungle
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people always want to look something higher than themselves

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its why you can never eradicate religion

muted pewter
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i would create a new religon for people

storm jungle
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its just the way it is unfortunately

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but I agree Big E was a stubborn person

final spruce
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I think he was just affraid of this birthing a new chaos god

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Like the bloody eldars did

muted pewter
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how so

barren tapir
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Big E managed to get rid of religion TBH, it is just that its corruption is quite easy to spread

muted pewter
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Like the bloody eldars did
@final spruce god of belief?

final spruce
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Slaneesh

muted pewter
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no i mean

barren tapir
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All high ranks of the great crusade were supporter of the imperial truth, and knew that big E wasn't a god

muted pewter
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I think he was just affraid of this birthing a new chaos god
@final spruce like this

final spruce
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The Eldars were so much into bdsm shite and devolved so much into degeneracy that they birhted a chaos god : Slaneesh

verbal nest
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Didn't they birth Slaanesh by being... religiously sinful tho

muted pewter
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new gof but what kind of a god he create or cause of the crreation

storm jungle
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Yeah like they did sick shit on a GALACTIC scale

final spruce
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And in a way, he is right, since rn he is slowly becoming a Chaos God because of all the people blindlessly worhsipping him

storm jungle
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they kidnapped other eldar off the streets

verbal nest
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Don't say it

storm jungle
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just to cut them in small alcove-like cult gatherings

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it was gross stuff

verbal nest
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You have to say it

final spruce
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So yeah, in the end Big E was right

storm jungle
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they were so lazy that they basically had wraithbone robots doing all the conquering for them

barren tapir
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So yeah, int he end Big E was right
Agree

final spruce
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Especially when you realize the scale of the Imperium and all its inhabitants

verbal nest
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Well that's one way I'd like to run a civilisation

final spruce
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Even Gulliman says it

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That, in the end

barren tapir
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One error big E did, one of many, was to not tell anyone of the warp entities, if he did there would be contempt directed to those entities instead he remained silent, so those entities managed to pass themslef for gods

final spruce
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Because of Logar (the brother he hated the most), the Emperor, before a man, turned into a real god

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Especially when such knowledge would have saved some of the primarchs like Horus or Magnus

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Or even Fulgrim

barren tapir
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It is also weird that you create a philosophy about reason and logic, but don't want to "discuss" about extradimensional entities...

final spruce
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Its because, from Big E's point of view, his logic was, if you did not evne aknowledge the Chaos Gods, you wouldn't be able to feed them

storm jungle
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If only he had a wikipedia like we did and knew the truth

barren tapir
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Magnus was acting in ignorance true, but if someone who is extremely more powerful than you tell you to don't use something, and you do then you are quite stupid

final spruce
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In the end, Big E turning into a God actually helped him starve the Chaos Gods

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Since soulbound exist

barren tapir
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Eh, not realy, the chaos "gods" are stronger than ever... Maybe if he managed to spread the imperial truth more they may get weaker, but we will never know... DAMN YOU LORGAR!

storm jungle
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I feel like when the End Times happens its either gonna be Big E's plug being pulled and dying right there or just ascending to godhood as many people have theorized before he makes his own Age of ~~Sigmar ~~ Emprah lol

final spruce
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They were stronger than ever when woken by Slaneesh's birth

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It's just now that, with the Cicatrix they can go into realirt more easily

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However the Cicatrix will make them stronger long term

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Since it literally stops the people from the wrong side to be soul bound

barren tapir
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We need more blanks, and we need more blackstone

storm jungle
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Do what vect did

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tape them to the walls of imperial settlements

final spruce
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Too bad the last Blackstone Fortress was used on Cadia

barren tapir
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Well, blackstone fortresses weren't made from necron blackstone as far as i know

storm jungle
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they're eldar in origin arent they

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or is that retconned

barren tapir
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In truth they were made to fight necrons and c'tans

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they're eldar in origin arent they
I know the same

final spruce
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Blackstone Fortress were Old Ones creations

storm jungle
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Yeah the wiki doesnt say that

barren tapir
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I know that they were made by vaul

storm jungle
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just that they were used by the eldar apparently

final spruce
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It's what the book says

storm jungle
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EVERY 40K BOOK SAYS SOMETHING

final spruce
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So unless they retconned that in 3 years

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Eldars didn't seem like people that use blackstone tbh

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Necrons do

storm jungle
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Yeah but its important to remember we dont know their original shape

barren tapir
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That is beacuse is not necron balckstone

storm jungle
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since they're all designed to look like chaos stars now lol

barren tapir
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I mean, the fortresses were capable to create a beam of warp eneriges, and necrons don't use the warp, eldar do

final spruce
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But Eldars are Wraith bone users

storm jungle
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See what i mean

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so many contradictions

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fackin' GW

barren tapir
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But Eldars are Wraith bone users
Yeah, but we are calling two substances with the same name, the blackstone fortresses are called that because they are balck and made of stone, the necron blackstone is aother thing... It cannot be necron blackstone otherswise the fortresses couldn't be capable to open rift between the materium and immaterium

cerulean wagon
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Necron blackstone has null properties

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so it would stop warp energies

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infact necrons are as anti chaos as it gets

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(its covered quiet nicely in the Black crusade: Tome of fate)

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Also eldar are currently wraithbone users

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bare in mind dark eldar don't use exclusivley wraithbone

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and precurrent eldar would possibly have access to even wider technologies

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it is most likely blackstone fortresses were forged by the Old Ones or one of their underling factions, and eldar may have had a hand in it (what with eldar being an old one generated race)

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In fact the old ones are possibly the eldar gods, although we are unsure how much the war in heaven actually overlaps with the eldar war in heaven

vagrant osprey
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The Old Ones and the Eldar gods are not the same.

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Almost all the Old Ones either fled or died, with only one known survivor.

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Some of the Eldar gods are still alive. Isha, for example.

muted pewter
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how can you kill a god

storm jungle
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Its 40k

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thats how lol

primal tide
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enslavers

storm jungle
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Also by galactic vore

primal tide
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uwu

odd sparrow
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H O W S W E E T I T I S T O B E A G O D

muted pewter
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if gods can killable in 40k then can you kill khorne

final spruce
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You aswered your own question

muted pewter
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well thats nice then

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i dont like khrone

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he is so edgy

storm jungle
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No, you cant kill the chaos gods

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Unless your plan is to wipe out the entirety of sentient species in 40k so the chaos gods cant feed on their emotions anymore.

rotund siren
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yeah

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that was potentially one of the supposed things that could've resulted from the Horus Heresy

storm jungle
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Yep basically the plan of the cabal in the long run

rotund siren
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that apparently, if Horus won, there would be a big perpetual war that would last until everything was dead

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and then Chaos would be dead

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but it didn't happen, so shrug

vagrant osprey
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You can kill chaos gods. It's happened before.

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But their portfolio won't be abandoned; there will be something else to fill the gap.

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Also, Tzeentch has been 'dead' multiple times. Not proper dead, but in a deathlike state.

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(There's an argument as to if it was for tax purposes, or because he is the chaos god of knowledge and change but yet is fundamentally incapable of change)

storm jungle
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You can kill chaos gods. It's happened before.

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@vagrant osprey It has?

vagrant osprey
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Yeah.

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Lesser ones, at least.

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We're not aware of any major ruinous powers having properly died, but there are countless lesser powers that are independent of them. Those have died.

storm jungle
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Eh that doesnt really count though, especially when they're ones who nobody has heard of and have no sphere of influence to speak of

vagrant osprey
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The only difference between the lesser powers and the greater powers is scale.

storm jungle
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and sales

vagrant osprey
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The fact that lesser ruinous powers have died proves that ruinous powers can die.

storm jungle
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Oh yeah nobody is saying they cant

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Its just impossible at this rate

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Unless nuking the universe is an option

vagrant osprey
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That's how we know that when a ruinous power dies, from that point forward chaos is incapable of understanding that it ever existed in the first place.

kind dove
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Are the Aeldari Pantheon Chaos Beings?

vagrant osprey
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Oh, they probably aren't going to die. That's different from them being able to die.

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@kind dove Not really.

crisp heath
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Unless nuking the universe is an option
@storm jungle
The universe? No Problem. They did that multiple Times and ripped apart the Fabrik ot space. Relativly small scale tho.
Nuking the Warp? Idk

storm jungle
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We need more nukes smh

kind dove
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What if they rebuilt the necron pylon system and fully separated the warp from the materium

storm jungle
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I mean they easily can

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But as we know ""plot""

vagrant osprey
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They could if they talked things out with the Void Dragon.

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That was the Void Dragon's life's work, after all.

crisp heath
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Not Sure If that whould Help or Just destroy everyone:

..."When completed, these constructs were intended to close off the Warp from the material universe entirely, utterly destroying any living creatures with a soul, leaving all other life in the galaxy as nourishment for the C'tan.".....

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Maybe they could use a Tesseract Labyrinth and send them to a prisondimension

buoyant crypt
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where is the lore about the hot chicks

fervent mist
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they are called sisters of battle

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look it up

vagrant osprey
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That can't be correct, Dante. The C'Tan eat souls, so if all the souls were gone they would starve.

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(Also, humans have been inside the Pariah nexus and didn't die. They were uncomfortable, but very much alive. Sisters of Battle were even able to call down a Living Saint.)

final spruce
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I don't think a Slaneesh boy would like to meet any SoB

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There is only one that chose Chaos and she was already deranged

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Well, more than the others

vagrant osprey
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Canonically, anyone who meets Slaanesh directly immediately falls.

barren tapir
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Necron pylons are the ultimate goal of necrons, creatures with souls don't die if they live in zones without connection to the warp, but they slowly became soulles and become like an empty shell

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Only blanks could survive in those zones

rotund siren
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by survive do you mean, like, emotionally?

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or is the term "empty shell" literal?

barren tapir
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Literal

rotund siren
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oh

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huh

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that's not good

barren tapir
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Further effects of Blackstone have been observed. Any living creature within the area of influence of Blackstone will find themselves afflicted with a numbing despair that only worsens with time until they become little more than a mindless husk - a perfect vessel for Necron experimentation on the reversal of biotransference

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The Necrons have been able to use Blackstone to create entire regions of space free from the touch of the Warp, such as the Pariah Nexus. Szarekh hopes to create this array on a galactic scale.

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Szarekh is like the chief tech guy of the necrons IIRC

rotund siren
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Szarekh the IT Guy, destroyer of minds

barren tapir
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He just want to revert the biotrasference

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Oh, i didn't know that blackstone can enhance psychic powers

gray trellis
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Question, whats the name of those rambo comando guardsmen?

buoyant crypt
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Krueger?

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Wtf autocorrect

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Krieg?

ripe gyro
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Think you mean the catachan jungle fighters

buoyant crypt
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Ah

devout marlin
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Rambo specifically is Sly Marbo

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But Catachan jungle fighters are all Rambo clones in their own way so

buoyant crypt
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Marbo is basically Jesus

barren tapir
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Catachans are also among the few humans that can go near the size of SM without being ogryns... That is why they are also called baby ogryns

final spruce
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Because Ogryns are bigger

vast frigate
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marbo's name is literally an anagram for rambo so

final spruce
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Because Marbo is a very old character

vast frigate
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yeah

final spruce
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He was made in the 4th edition

vast frigate
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iit all stems back to the time of the great memes in the lore itsself

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like space wolves drinking away the chemical neutering

storm jungle
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They still do imo

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nobody can retcon that on my goddamn watch

cerulean wagon
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dilara trying to get that furry SM smut

devout marlin
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What would happen if a space wolf saw a guardsman watching furry porn

celest dome
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What are you doing Step-Guardsman

crisp heath
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Help stepguardsman! Im stuck in the rhinohatch

rotund siren
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i'm at my fucking limit

storm jungle
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@cerulean wagon fuck you skeletor

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also jokes aside the wolves on fenris were human once so its not far from the truth

cerulean wagon
gray trellis
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i read some lore about the Catachan...damn, only the 50% survives childhood

barren tapir
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I don't remember where i read that, but for them serving in the imperial guard is like going on holidays

verbal nest
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"ah yeah so in my free time I purge in the name of the Emperor. What about you?"

barren tapir
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They are also know to have very few commissars attached, if any, since it seems that they suffer a lot of deadly "incidents"

verbal nest
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Are there any commissars that aren't hardasses?

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Or is it just in the title

gray trellis
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Also a problem with commissars is that they respect their officers through trust and not because of rank. So commissars have a hard time trying to get them follow orders.

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  • they survive the envoirment
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in summary, Catachan jungle fighters are badasses, not the same type of badass as the Death Korps of Krieg, but they are in the same level of badassness.

storm jungle
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@verbal nest They're a ton

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the problem is you need to be reminded as a playerbase of how 40k is grimdank

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So its why the only example of commissars you see is YOU RETREAT? BLAM

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When in reality if you had such trigger-happy commissars, like the catachans did they dont really survive long

final spruce
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Or like the cadians did

cerulean wagon
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ye, good examples being gaunt and cain ofc

celest dome
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Like there is an exerp of Krieg Kommissar whose job is mostly to moderate their charge

final spruce
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Well yeah, because there is no need to motivate Krieg's troops

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They have an unbreakable moral

gray trellis
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literally

vagrant osprey
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Remember: Bolters are supposed to be caseless, but writers keep forgetting that.

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Re: That gif.

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What's the point in having part of a cartridge that doesn't either go into making the bullet go faster, or goes into the enemy

celest dome
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That is a long lasting debate, Bolter are gyrojet, and Gyrojet exist in both the caseless and the normal version

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The working of Bolter is that it use a minimal charge to eject the Bolt before the Jet come on

vagrant osprey
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Err... All gyrojets were caseless.

buoyant crypt
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shhh

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timmy is coming to inform us

vagrant osprey
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The case exists to contain the propellant, but gyrojets use internal propellant...

cold parrot
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(I'm the opposite of an authority when it comes to lore)
Why would they have an ejection port then?

gray trellis
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Bolters are self proposed redbull cans that explote on contact. -Russian Badger

celest dome
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Some prototype (in RL) had both the Case and the caseless variant (to protect the gun)

And Bolter are not completely Gyrojet

barren tapir
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(I'm the opposite of an authority when it comes to lore)
Why would they have an ejection port then?
Rule of cool... All weapons look better with an ejection port

vagrant osprey
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(Also: Bolters are described as having enough kick to break the arms of an unaugmented human, just to make people who wield them anyway more badass)

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An ejection port is required for expelling duds or jams.

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Otherwise you would have to disassemble the weapon in combat

buoyant crypt
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true true

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classic jammed gun death

vagrant osprey
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And we know that bolters can jam

celest dome
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Didn't appease the Machine Spirit, Rookie mistake

buoyant crypt
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damn bro guns been jamming since we invented them and 40k years later here we are

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still jammin

verbal nest
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Lmao that's an awful joke

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I love it

buoyant crypt
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cmon man

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im just tryna live

vagrant osprey
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In Deathwing you basically can't empty a stormbolter without at least one jam. It's one of the few things they got right in that game :V

barren tapir
#

Stormbolter AKA two bolter slapped together of course you are gonna have jams

final spruce
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Logical

vagrant osprey
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Point is that bolters jam, so they need to be able to eject a fouled round. :V

verbal nest
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The bolter is jamming
What music is the bolter listening to?

vagrant osprey
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The kind where the lyrics say "stop" and the music halts for a moment before continuing. limesBlep

cold parrot
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True, although I'd guess having the ejection port exposed like that (which is what it looks like at least) might not be necessary. They skipped it on this crazy piece at least
https://youtu.be/QGKcvM2Hh4g

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I have been waiting for a long time to have a chance to make this video - the Heckler & Koch G11! Specifically, a G11K2, the final version approved for us...

β–Ά Play video
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But hey, seeing a bolt travel is way cooler than it being mostly internal πŸ˜ƒ

buoyant crypt
#

I feel like ive seen this weapon

crisp heath
#

HK best weapon company. I realy Love there designs

buoyant crypt
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ahhh this looks like a legendary I mained in destiny

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thats what it is

gray trellis
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eww, G11

buoyant crypt
#

woah woah

verbal nest
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Looks like one of the weapons that do a 180 flip to open up

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To make it more portable

mellow depot
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yallre wrong

gray trellis
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that would be the FMG-9

mellow depot
#

gyrojets aren't all caseless

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volcanic rocketballs are but the'yre not actually rockets

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all the propellant is burned immediately like normal gunpowder

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bolters use cased gyrojets

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the real life gyrojet rifle and pistol i think might have actually been caseless

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but i can't remember for sure right this second

crisp heath
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There are caseless gyrojets for Sure.
But idk abbout the bolters.

mellow depot
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the premise that the casing is superfluous is unfounded

crisp heath
#

with the amount of variety in bolter design

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I don't see why there could not be both caseless and cased bolters

mellow depot
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bolters all have ejection ports don't they

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caseless weapons will not have ejection ports

verbal nest
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Idk why there's the argument about cased Bolters

Have none of you played Spacemarine

mellow depot
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furthermore

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the amount of different types of ammo

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caseless ammo is really complex

verbal nest
#

Big gyrojets
Smol gyrojet
Medium gyrojet
Long gyrojet
Short gyrojet

crisp heath
#

its not like there aren't all kinds of diff models of similar weapons in the imperium already

mellow depot
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yeah obviously in 40,000 years it would be unreasonable to write off the possibility of there having been caseless gyrojet weapons BUT

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from a firearms engineering standpoint

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the bolters we see

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there's just no way they'd be caseless

verbal nest
#

Question
If one Spacemarine is so good
Why do they have to travel in packs to battles they're clearly gonna win

mellow depot
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for camaraderie

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and morale

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:)

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everyone needs a battle buddy

crisp heath
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just having a second person to watch your back and add some knowledge in areas you don't is invaluable

cold parrot
#

Everyone needs a battul bruvva

crisp heath
#

sobbing i Love that Intro. So many memorys

verbal nest
#

What if it reloads itself into the weapon and the cartridge that used to hold the bolt rounds can be recycled thrown away

buoyant crypt
#

they really shoulda just stayed in the bunker with the covering fire mech 😒

vagrant osprey
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@mellow depot given what we know about bolters and their design, they're an utter clusterfuck

mellow depot
#

i mean

vagrant osprey
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The point of gyrojet weapons is that the weapon itself can be extremely light because there's no need for a pressure chamber.

mellow depot
#

well

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but

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you could also

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have a lot of kicker charge

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and then ALSO have gyrojet

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for just

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big power

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nahmsayin

vagrant osprey
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Gyrojets spend MOST of their energy adding rotation to the round.

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Except that doesn't actually help in the bolter's use case, since the bolter itself is already rifled.

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The advantages of gyrojets don't exist if you have a large kicker charge. They're working at cross purposes.

cold parrot
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It does sidestep the issue of a slow exit velocity

vagrant osprey
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It's like taking an F1 racer and putting a Navistar T444E in it.

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It solves the slow exit velocity problem, yes.

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But what does the gyrojet add?

cold parrot
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Coolfactor

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I guess it would allow longer travel

vagrant osprey
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Nnnnope. Gyrojet doesn't do anything to reduce bullet drop.

gilded pawn
#

Maintained travel speed? Potentially flatter trajectory?

vagrant osprey
#

That's all a wash, since it increases the initial bullet mass but reduces its density.

gilded pawn
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If it is not a gyro jet but just a rocket with the twist imparted by the barrel rifling

vagrant osprey
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So it has more drag.

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That's possible, but it seems a bit silly.

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It's not fin-stabilized, after all.

gilded pawn
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It is all warp fuckery to begin with. But I would like something similar!

vagrant osprey
#

And it adds more points of failure, and decreases shot repeatability.

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The bolter is explicitly not warp fuckery.

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The bolter rounds are DAoT.

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The bolter itself dates back to the Unification wars.

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Honestly? The oldest known pattern of bolter round has a "Depleted Deuterium" charge.

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The only usage case I see for this kind of munition is inside a railgun.

gilded pawn
#

And also uses adamantine tips with specialty explosive charge in addition to a rocket propellant.

vagrant osprey
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Kicker charge? Literally required for a railgun to avoid spot-welding.

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Gyrojet? Adds spin for stabilization, which you cannot do with a railgun.

gilded pawn
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Coil guns with needle/ flechette ammo sounds closer to our capabilities right now

vagrant osprey
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Depleted deuterium? Inertial-confinement fusion on impact

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Err... You know we have railguns right now, right?

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Coilguns have a velocity cap due to the limitations of coils as a result of magnetic flux

gilded pawn
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That suffer from rail degradation and potentially could fail by arc welding the ammo inside the "barrel" yeah I have heard about it.

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So what i hear is that we need magnetic field insulation to get better coil performance?

vagrant osprey
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Coil guns rapidly reach the point where you can't establish and then terminate the field fast enough to keep accelerating the projectile.

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You can take a look at the field equations. It kinda doesn't work like that?

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You're talking about basically creating a unidirectionally attractive magnetic field.

gilded pawn
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Hell, I am just a low intelligence service guy. I just spit ball

vagrant osprey
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Ah, ok.

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Anyway, railguns are plenty reliable.

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You just need to accept that the rails are a consumable component.

gilded pawn
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After how many shots?

vagrant osprey
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A few thousand or so.

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Not that big a deal.

gilded pawn
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That low?

vagrant osprey
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Do you know how many shells the average tank fires in its lifetime?

gilded pawn
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Nope I was infantry. They called me a 'crunchy' and told me to move or get a first hand experience

barren tapir
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WOAH, i go away for like an hour and you make a great weapon discussion...

vagrant osprey
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Conceptually, I'm talking about bolters having been designed to fire an anti-armor munitions with an explosive payload in the ballpark of 20kt

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Kicker charge to load it into the rails, gyrojet to spin-stabilize the round, and there's literally no other use of depleted deuterium but fusion fuel - it's light as fuck.

barren tapir
#

Also, @cold parrot sorry for the ping, but i want to tip my fedora, not only you see how the ejection bolter isn't the best if bolt rounds are caseless, but you bring as an example the G11! Funny, since before going away that was exactly the weapons i was thinking about how to remove bad ammunition

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It seems that there are quite a few guys here that like the weapon topic, this has made my day a little better

vagrant osprey
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It'd have to have been from the early days of the DAoT, too, because void shields are defeated by filling the area of the warp the shield is dumping to, and bolter rounds are laughably bad at that :V

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But yea, a tank can fire somewhere between 500-2500 shells before its main gun needs to be replaced.

gilded pawn
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I did not know that about the tank guns. My experience was "Gunny doesn't want to check ammo back in to the depot. So DumpEx!" 2 hours and 3k rounds later through 2 barrels of m249 SAW and things were just dandy.

vagrant osprey
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Yeah, that's actually how most small arms ammo is spent :V

gilded pawn
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Cleaned the barrel and did it again a week later

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Yeah but my team leader made sure we got barrel swap drills down. Paired and solo. Also trying to get "accurate" suppressive fire on called targets down range. (Over achiever, but damn good training)

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I know that one of the BAE systems rail guns was supposed to be on the Zumwalt Destroyer right? Then I heard they went with a conventional 5" gun or something similar....

vagrant osprey
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I think that's what happened, yeah.

mellow depot
#

they couldn't get the BAE railgun to acceptable efficiency

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so far

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as far as i know

vagrant osprey
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There's conflicting information on it.

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I'm seeing a lot of "navy says BAE system won't be installed on Zumwalt-class" and "six systems deployed, two on each of the three Zumwalt-class"

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So it's a cancelled thing that happened except for not Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

gilded pawn
#

Back on bolters. As my ork cousin says "Bak ta DAKKA! Waaaaaauuugggghhhh!"
With the sheer amount of potential tech they have in 40k, could the bolter thrust nozzle be vectored?

vagrant osprey
#

In theory? Sure, but that would require smart munitions.

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AKA, Heresy

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A bullet smart enough to swerve towards its target on its own is the kinda thing thronebutt put the kebash on

gilded pawn
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Darn it Malcador!

barren tapir
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Didn't the deathwatch, or some chapter, has them?

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They call it servo adjusted bolt round or something

gilded pawn
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Lol there are some HK rounds for them aren't there!

verbal nest
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Heresy seeking bolt rounds

mellow depot
#

railgun technology is really fucking shit right now

gilded pawn
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HS bolters

mellow depot
#

like sure it's more powerful and longer range than existing explosive guns

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but

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barrels don't last long

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and they take SO much energy

gilded pawn
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So what your saying is we need to find a way to power it by faith in the God Emperor?

barren tapir
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Seeker bolts, used by dark angels

vagrant osprey
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Technically, railguns take less energy than chemically-propelled weapons. The difference is that they don't use stored energy.

gilded pawn
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Low intelligence spit ball* warning!!! Potentially tech heresy!
"Hmm wonder if you modified coilgun to sling the magfield generating coil forward on rails and it slinging projectile out like crossbow?"

vagrant osprey
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I don't think accelerating a coil to mach 2 inside your weapon is a good plan.

gray trellis
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Tech Priest: Yea....what about it?

gilded pawn
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So fire and forget?

vagrant osprey
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Basically?

gilded pawn
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πŸ˜…

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I should probably just stick to using gunpowder to throw rock fast.

mellow depot
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i mean

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the issue with railguns is

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they're so horribly inefficient

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they lose so much energy in friction and heat

barren tapir
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Between coil and rail i prefer coil, but it is just a personal preference, i find the coil concept cool

mellow depot
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also being that they're a fin-stabilized discarding sabot, how precise can they actually be

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them rails ain't rifled or nothin

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even Abrams barrels that fire 120mm APFSDS shells are rifled

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so they start off with stabilization

vagrant osprey
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Railguns are, depending on design, between 20% to 75% efficient.

mellow depot
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i mean

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specifically the BAE systems one we're trying to put on a ship

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like

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a naval one

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a big boy

storm jungle
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Were the Tau the only people in the setting with railguns?

final spruce
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Mechanicus use weapons with similar systems

barren tapir
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That use them yes, that know about them no

vagrant osprey
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AH! Ok, so, railguns are attractive because efficiency is fairly linear.

barren tapir
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Mechanicus know all the mechanics of rail weapons, but don't have solved the problem of compact energy storage

vagrant osprey
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Chemical propellant has strongly diminishing returns to the point that there's a fairly hard cap on how fast you can get a projectile.

final spruce
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Wdym Blank

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Every techpriest is a living battery

green sedge
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The Mechanicus has fusion bottles and promethium engines, you are objectively wrong, Blank.

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Like a lot wrong.

final spruce
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And they even have enough power to kickstart small ships

green sedge
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They have extremely compact energy storage.

vagrant osprey
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Isn't the problem with the Mechanicus railguns that they explode?

green sedge
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^^^

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Because they do not in fact have a good understanding of the detailed mechanics.

barren tapir
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Well, then i read old lore, since it was stated that they didn't have ways to create batteries like tau did

vagrant osprey
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The Mechanicus is 99% cargo cult, 1% understanding.

green sedge
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However! You're all idiots, because you all seem to have forgotten that Astartes boarding torpedoes are rail launched.

verbal nest
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I don't get this, do the High Lords of Terra not recognise how retard the imperium is? Aren't they older than the crusade itself

green sedge
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Not the current high lords.

vagrant osprey
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The High Lords of Terra drink the koolaid.

green sedge
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^

verbal nest
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Custodes?

final spruce
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Custodes do'nt care about technology

vagrant osprey
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And they only live, like, 900-ish years tops for the 'human' ones?

green sedge
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Custodes don't involve themselves in non-household affairs.

final spruce
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And they were confined to the palace for 15k years

verbal nest
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Bruh humanity really do be fucked

green sedge
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10k years not 15k

final spruce
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Its only recently that Gulliman pushed them to go outside and help

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For most of em

verbal nest
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Lol Gulliman that typical boomer telling the kids to go for a walk

vagrant osprey
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@final spruce Ok, so, the custodes were 'confined' to the palace, except for the ones who became "The Eyes of the Emperor" who were

final spruce
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Some orders already did that

green sedge
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But yeah Bloop the entire point of the genre is that Humanity is fucked.

vagrant osprey
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"Too old" or "Too injured" to serve.

final spruce
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Read what I wrote above

verbal nest
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It'd be nice if we got a thing here and there of humanity actually kickin ass for a hot second Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

vagrant osprey
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Custodes do not age, and they can't really be injured in combat sitting around the palace.

final spruce
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There is a whole Custodes "order" that is about Custodes chosing a guy that is bound to do great things, follow em around and protect them

green sedge
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Yeah new lore is that Girlyman booted them out of their dad's basement but they still give zero fucks about tech in general.

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So they're not gonna help there.

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Bloop literally all Space Marine novels are the thing you said would be nice.

vagrant osprey
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I'm pretty sure that the Custodes are kinda pissed that he ruined their cover for going around doing things, tbh.

verbal nest
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Ok what about Gulliman, he clearly seems to hate what's happening to the imperium since the last episode of his life,

green sedge
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He does and he's trying to fix it.

final spruce
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That's why he created the Imperium Secundus

vagrant osprey
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The problem is that he doesn't actually understand what's going on.

verbal nest
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The wut now

final spruce
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And tried to oppose the current High Lords

vagrant osprey
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Wait, you mean his "deepest regret"?

verbal nest
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@vagrant osprey wdym he doesnt understand whats going on, like, he doesn't know why imperium is all messed up?

vagrant osprey
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The thing he did during the Heresy when Ultramar was cut off from Terra by warpstorms?

green sedge
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Correct, Bloop.

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He missed 10,000 years of shit happening.

vagrant osprey
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@verbal nest Ok, so, there's a LOT of reasons why the

barren tapir
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Guillman replaced some high lords after he became lord commander

green sedge
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Some but not enough. >.>

barren tapir
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He fought the inquisition too

verbal nest
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Gulliman = 40k Karl Franz

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Fight me

green sedge
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^

vagrant osprey
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Imperium is fucked, but Papa Smurf only has a surface level understanding.

green sedge
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No, you're just right.

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No point in fighting that one.

verbal nest
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Oh, I thought it was a bit of a dumb statement lol

green sedge
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No, it's effectively correct.

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You hit the nail on the head.

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GW is recycling a character arc.

verbal nest
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Well can we have 40k Kruber plz

green sedge
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We have Kaldor Drago.

verbal nest
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40k Saltzpyre?

green sedge
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Literally any inquisitor.

verbal nest
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Saltz is special πŸ‘Ž

vagrant osprey
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The Custodes were blatantly using their self-imposed exile as a cover to go around the galaxy doing things, since nobody could keep tabs on how many Custodes were actually in the palace.

green sedge
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Special for a witch hunter.

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Not special for an inquisitor.

storm jungle
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Dont care tbh

verbal nest
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Shhh

storm jungle
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His personality is still what makes him great

green sedge
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Oh yeah don't get me wrong he's fantastic.

final spruce
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We have a good bunch of badass inquisitors

storm jungle
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Its suppose to be tropey on purpose but his character shines though

vagrant osprey
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But now they have to be SEEN going around doing stuff, so the Custodes can't act as freely as they did before.

verbal nest
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It's a shame the inquisition in 40k is like edging on heresy all the time

vagrant osprey
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Saltzpyre is clearly Ordo Malleus.

green sedge
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Yeah he kinda screwed the Custodes there.

vagrant osprey
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Literally their job, @verbal nest

verbal nest
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So does Gulliman control the grey knights now

final spruce
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You mean like Inquisitors using daemons swords ?

green sedge
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Eeehhh. Nominally, yes. Effectively? No.

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The Grey Knights control the Grey Knights.

verbal nest
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@vagrant osprey no I mean, like, inquistors in 40k are always doing heretical shit

vagrant osprey
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Yes. That is literally their job.

green sedge
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^

verbal nest
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Wut

vagrant osprey
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The purpose behind their entire creation was to be people who could determine what was necessary regardless of if it was allowed and then do it

green sedge
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They do heretical shit. It's their job. You can seriously only fight some heresy with heresy.

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^^^

final spruce
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That's how it works

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That's also why they are above the law

gilded pawn
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I always wondered if other inquisitors tried to group together blanks & pariahs like Eisenhorn did with his Distaff...

vagrant osprey
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The groups allowed to negotiate treaties with Xenos? Primarchs and Inquisitors.

green sedge
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Yes. Canonically, yes. Multiple times.

vagrant osprey
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The groups allowed to make pacts with daemons? Primarchs and Inquisitors.

final spruce
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Xenologists exist

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People that job is to learn how to communicate, understand the culture and trade with xenos

barren tapir
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The groups allowed to negotiate treaties with Xenos? Primarchs and Inquisitors.
Also rogue traders

vagrant osprey
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That's why I emphasized "negotiate treaties"

green sedge
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Rogue Traders can deal with xenos too but they're not around enough to be relevant.

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Yeah what he said.

vagrant osprey
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Trade deals aren't treaties.

final spruce
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Rogue Traders are another thing appart

gilded pawn
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More like corporate spying

vagrant osprey
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An Inquisitor has the authority to give an agriworld to some craftworld Eldar and say they're now under the protection of the Imperium.

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Because ALL Inquisitors speak for the Emperor.

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And the Imperium has to accept that

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The only ones who can countermand that are other Inquisitors or the Emperor himself

final spruce
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Rogue Traders can do that to an extend but it needs to be on territories outside of the Imperium

crisp heath
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Giving away imperial planets to xenos.....Sounds Like heresy to me. Burn that Inquisitor and destroy his sigil

green sedge
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Uh no that's legit a thing they can do.

vagrant osprey
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Exactly, Zherlum. Outside the Imperium. If the Imperium rolls into town then they aren't required to honor that planet's ownership.

final spruce
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Rogue Traders can conquer planets in their name yes

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That's their whole job

vagrant osprey
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Rogue Traders are allowed to operate freely. It doesn't mean that the Imperium is bound by the word of one.

storm jungle
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Rogue traders are literally british privateers

final spruce
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Thing is the Imperium never runs into town as you said

storm jungle
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But in SPAAACE

vagrant osprey
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That is literally the purpose of the Explorator fleets, Zherlum.

final spruce
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Because it is the Rogue Trader' job to extend said Imperium

vagrant osprey
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Err... No, that's the job of Explorators.

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Rogue Traders are traders.

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They gather information and artifacts outside the Imperium, and often sell those to the Imperium, but like Dilara said they're space privateers.

storm jungle
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A Rogue Trader is a combination of freelance explorer, conquistador and merchant

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They're basically what everyone is saying they are right now

green sedge
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The Imperium has demonstrated multiple times that it will not consider itself bound by the terms of Rogue Trader pacts.

final spruce
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That part yes

vagrant osprey
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Rogue Traders are privateers. Explorators are like Columbus.

final spruce
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Since Rogue Traders still are bound to the Imperium laws

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Especially when inside the Imperium itself

vagrant osprey
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Err... Not really?

green sedge
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Not at all. >.>

final spruce
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Rogue Trader core rulebook is wrong then ?

vagrant osprey
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Rogue Traders can be executed for high treason, but beyond that they're outside most of the laws.

green sedge
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Rogue Trader core rulebook disagrees with depiction in lore at the very least.

vagrant osprey
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Rogue Traders can have xenos in their crew, and can deal in daemonic artifacts.

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Those are both super illegal.

gray trellis
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sorry to interrupt, but is there a specific class or rank that are the mecanicus that search the galaxy for exotic/old technology?

final spruce
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Because it says that while they have free reign outside of the Imperium, they have to respect its laws when travelling back to trade

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That's essentially what all Tech Priests do

green sedge
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Respect and obey are different things.

gilded pawn
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ARCHEOTECH!

green sedge
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Archeotechs are tech archeologists.

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Yeah

final spruce
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Then you have xenotechs

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Daedalosus being one

gilded pawn
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Then hereteks

gray trellis
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thx

final spruce
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Nah, Hereteks are heretics wdym

gray trellis
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Archeotech goes with engiseer or they are 2 different stuff that cant be together

gilded pawn
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But a heretek could just be innovative

storm jungle
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@gray trellis

final spruce
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I remember engi-seer being a specific role inside the mechanicum

gray trellis
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oh wow

storm jungle
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Oh no it is

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its just a role that is wide-used as hell

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Also you guys wont be able to see this but:

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Mechanicus hierarchy is complex af

crisp heath
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Yeah rulebook and Lore are Not the Same on Traders. I whould Stick with "they have to Accept imperial Rules as Long they are inside imperial areas". That makes the Most sence to me. What they realy do is another Story and i whould Bet that a Lot of Traders get regular visits from Inquisition/ lawenforcenent

gray trellis
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So, basically. Magos-Archeotech [Insert name]. Is this alright?

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adeptus is a lower rank then

vagrant osprey
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Some rules Rogue Traders can flat-out ignore, though.

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They can absolutely have an Ork Freebooter inside of Imperium space.

final spruce
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Only Inquisitors and High Lords are higher than Rogue Traders

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They can even take that Ork and make him a legal xenos

vagrant osprey
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Or, rather, it might make more sense to count Rogue Trader ships as not being Imperium space.

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Rogue Traders basically only answer to Inquisitors. I don't think High Lords could even order them to pass the salt.

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High Lords could declare a crusade against them, though.

final spruce
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High Lords are the one giving them the pass tho

vagrant osprey
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Aaactually no.

final spruce
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Unless they changed that again

vagrant osprey
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Rogue Traders are dynasties established by the Emperor himself.

final spruce
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Books says the Decrees are giving by thr Emperor for the oldest dynasties and the youngest by te High Lords

vagrant osprey
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Ah, yeah, that's true.

storm jungle
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@gray trellis Archeotech is a term for old technology not a rank as far as i remember, I'd suggest if you're going with a tech-boi whos an explorer go with the ranks i posted, hopefully they can help

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Mechanicus ranks are really flexible so if you're confused trust me i dont blame you lol

final spruce
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Just call em STC

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Also don't forget innovation is heresy unless you're as powerful as Cawl

green sedge
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STCs are specific things.

final spruce
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Aren't STC very old techs ?

green sedge
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No an STC is a device-inventor based on a library system and powered by an AI.

final spruce
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AI ? Illegal

gray trellis
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@storm jungle Its because i was thinking of a name of a techpriest, in offtopic it endned in Agricola d420*(noice)*

green sedge
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Yes. STCs are technically illegal.

storm jungle
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@gray trellis eyyy high fives

gray trellis
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now i only need a rank, and i was thinking of a low to mid rank that focuses in recovering technology (like a lieutenant or corporal in real life)

final spruce
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I think I have a small list of Tech-Priest names in borg Wrath& Glory and Rogue Trader rulebooks

storm jungle
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I think a Questor-Majoris is the best

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basically gives the notion that hes an explorer but still holds a good rank to order lowlies around

final spruce
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Have a little band of skitarris with automatic grenade launchers following you

verbal nest
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Toaster gun*

storm jungle
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No you see thats Volkite weapons

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literally the disintegrators from Mars Attacks lol

green sedge
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I fuckin' love the good old Freem Beam!

crisp heath
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Just become magos dominus and attatch all of them at the Same time

gray trellis
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so Questor-Majoris Agricola d420, sounds about right?

storm jungle
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Sounds great actually

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you can imagine a heavily mechanized voice say it

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the ultimate "does this name sound cool" test

gray trellis
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Xdd followed by a binary code

vagrant osprey
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Today's sad fact of the day: Binaric is a lightly encrypted language. Imperium efforts to decipher it by non-mechanicus factions have failed because they think it's just a language and don't understand that it's encrypted

storm jungle
#

I want to put a post on 40klore reddit asking "How many Wolf Prefixes/Terms do the Space Wolves have?" but I'm not sure if im ready for the answers that will come from it lol

buoyant crypt
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you troll

storm jungle
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Its not tho

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Im genuinely curious

muted pewter
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a lot i suppose

celest dome
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How many Wolf Prefixes/Terms do the Space Wolves have ?
Yes

primal tide
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Im genuinely curious
she said, wolfishly

azure laurel
#

what u guys recommend that is not horus heresy ?

primal tide
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eisenhorn, ciaphas cain, dark imperium

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in that order, personally

final spruce
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Space wolves, supposed to be space viking but ended up space furries

crisp heath
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Gaunts Ghosts.

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Or farseer from William King If ur looking for a single book instead of a full series.

vagrant osprey
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1: Eldar are sexually dimorphic, with females having pronounced breast tissue.

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2: Eldar use "mammal" as an insult when talking to or about humans.

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3: The only requirements for being a mammal are lactation and live birth.

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Therefore: Eldar lay eggs.

final spruce
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I've never heard of eldars insulting people using "mammal"