#2000 ways to kill d*nish
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303:69 with dolphin
304:love
Thought I died?
And bro all of these are literally impossible I'm not even near all of you
308: march 22nd, no more audio
309: slender cringe cringee
310: osu cant touch grass edition
312: eminem
313: murdered by his clone
Ok bruh
I know lowercase numbers
There is even an image in Google showing those
315:
316: 🫃
320:
Ignoring me ok
322:
323: ohio jumpscare
~ Shoves beans up your nose ~
324:
thanks mee6 for joining this cult
holy shit
325: mee6
326: spacebuilder in ohio
339:
I still can hear the voice even if there's no voice at all...
IKR
341: Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
It's Thanksgivings not cristmas
My name is "Christmas?" with a question mark
so my name is kinda questioning if its Christmas or not
Well I'm gonna give the answer NO ITS THANKSGIVING
time for another good roast
hmmm
lets see
You bring everyone a lot of joy when you leave the room
You're the underage dude
Im 13
and someone said you were 8
or 10
Bruh I was saying I was gonna guess the roast I typed it in you dumbas
I didn't get it
Being 13 doesn't make you overage stupid, 13 is underage you illiterate
You need to be 13+ to be on discord
so
Then you are not even 13+ lol
So keep your mouth shut and mind your own business
LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
Yeah now you're gonna be quite HMMMMMM
@remote plaza has leveled up! (23 ➜ 24)
k
@valid canopy
WACHO TE VOY A PEGAR TAL PIÑA QUE NOS VAMOS A MORIR LOS DOS, VOS DE LA PIÑA Y YO DE LA ONDA ESPANSIVA
¿LO ENTIENDES?
tente ler isso e veja se você entende DANISH
yo se, verdad
@echo wave ingish pls
no usare el ingles 👍
não parece que DANISH está respondendo
plsss ingish pls pls ..
no puedes entender español? solo usa el traductor
hughrguhhegheuehegehg
não
what
gatos
Cheetos!
deliciosas carnes para gatos 😋
Nunca supe que los hombres pueden quedar embarazados 😨
translate :3
holy shit
all that for holy shit
:3
ควย 🖕
ถ้าพิมพ์ไม่ได้ มึงก็ไม่ต้องพิมพ์
342: existence
344: neko seek
345: neko figure
346: neko halt
347: neko ambush
348: NEKO SCREECH????
349: NEKO RUSH??????!?!?!??!?!?!
350: o hell nah they gotta stop
351: seek x figure
352: STOP
362: neko shadow
363: nekobossfight itself.
364: playing a ripoff of a popular game.
365: infinite loops.
366: neko rock.
367: hearing only bad things in "life is fun" by theodd1sout.
368: cringe gacha life ships.
3funnynumber: dead memes, if the meme is dead and you still use them- you are dead too.
370:
371: adopt me baby + river =
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376: pov me when I see danish:
380: dead wolf uhh
381: DEATH TOLL
382: such an unfunny meme that the computer couldnt upload the meme and crashed the process of your storage of memes that you need to upload to the internet because you need to get your dad back in this game its called make memes at your basement at 3 am yeah so this thing happened i guess uhm here
-1
383: getting a 0/100 on a test
384: losing your accounts on every website u signed in
385: losing your whole family
386: trying to remake boo and yoshi in a mario minigame where you have to replicate their voices
387: "MY oc has pixie hair, her mom died and also she has wings and a broken one cause she tried to fly" and etc.
389: roblox neko
390: typing r6, you get r63
rr63 rr34 ❤️
393: lankybox
394:
395: baller
396: baller song
397: baller song remix
398: dream stan
399: roblox
400: among us
402: UwU
is his nationality danish
405: Roblox banning you for saying "im gay"
no dick
Yes dick and balls
408: I SAID FUCKING STOP
409: having a terrible computer
410: horny curt 
411:
baller
413: hnghfff~~~ plap plap plap plap squirttttt
true
414: Fnf hypno. "Your father clearly doesn't get... Deep in the forest, BF I met!"
415: lost silver
416: pet sim x
417: lisa gaming
418: "BEP BOP BBEEEP" -fnf
419: garry's mod
420: missingno
421: glitchy red
422: bendy
423: liminal spaces
424: baldi
426: instead of a funni number joke, its missing
427: hypno's lullaby pokemon
432:Funni
True
433: getting all the chomiks in ftc
450: increasing numbers
436: a lot UwU's
437: "im dreamsexual and im proud of it"
438: 🗿
439: dad left because of his ugly ass face he got depressed and went to school where everyone bullied him because of his humor and he decided to do suicide when the police tried to say no but they saw his face and the police pushed him into the cold river. But he landed on a branch ahem a twig and he was to light because even the water was scared of d#nish so he went to land then a bear come to him and the Bear was gona eat him intil he saw him and puked him up into a cliff there for him to die where no one will miss him...
451: d
452: b
453: c
454: e
455: m
456: k
457:j
458: z
459: idk
460: the j
461: spiderman jumpscare
440: death by blade
455:sex
456: MERRY SEXMAS
457: balls explode due to nnn 💀
1000:fake numbers
459: the bling ray
460: ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️
461: mega death
462: ◼️
463: he nutted in nnn 💀💀
464: if u remove the t in jtoh you get joh, which means jack off hard? which is probably not healthy cause you lsoe something i guess idk but idk uhh so yeah yeah dont jack off hard unless u want something idk yh
465: build to survive cringiness
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFxFHHPs/
469: Thinking You're Ronaldo💀
470: gacha life cringe
500: adding more and more numbers also
471:decrease numbers agein
476: fortnite battles pass
477: nextbot
478: Adopt Me being in RB Battles
479: TanQr or what ever his name was has won RB Battles again. Arsenal
480: Roblox 69
481: he took 3 flinstone vitamins
482:tata
483: 34 inch anal
484: i don’t know
486: drowned
490: tree falls down on him
491:water
492:food
493:Mc Donald's
494:minimum wage
495:spending robux on stupid crap
496:💀☠️💀☠️
497:failing in counting v2
498:counting to 1000
499:haunted hole
500: dad left because of his ugly ass face he got depressed and went to school where everyone bullied him because of his humor and he decided to do suicide when the police tried to say no but they saw his face and the police pushed him into the cold river. But he landed on a branch ahem a twig and he was to light because even the water was scared of d#nish so he went to land then a bear come to him and the Bear was gona eat him intil he saw him and puked him up into a cliff there for him to die where no one will miss him...
strange how we all know what this website is
504: getting hit by lightning
505:being not creative ^
506: 🤓
500: 🫃
509: isn't dick and cock the same?
animal abuse
512: going outside and touching snow
513:touches a cute jellyfish
514: it's poisonous
515: dies cutely
516: cringe
517: true
520:
521:cool number mhm
522: RB Battles concert
524:
@harsh current has leveled up! (1 ➜ 2)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Call my cousin, he is called grim reaper or something like that
543:
545:
Bro if there are ways to kill just try it on me to see if it can actually be on the list you need to check first before adding it
547: 🫃
._. Didn't kill me
548: it's a way of killing you
549: Danish becomes a furry and died of embarrassment
Fucking furries
551: fuck you
How can an emoji possibly kill me?
👍
71k
👎
Dislike
💬
death via birth
552: cumshot but BLOODSHED
553: pee after masturbation
554: If this server stops talking about masturbation I will write "I like gay black balls in my mouth" on my forehead and then kill danish
556: sniffs balls
557: mirror jumpscare
558:
559: ok
560: real
561: no funny number 😭
562: funni number on 621
563:
565:
.
.
.
.
T
566:
Bro really took the time to write that 💀
567:
Getting scammed in Adopt Me!
568:
Midas Touch
569:
funni number part infinity
570: twitter
571:cool
572: ∆
573: w
Diggy
574: Q = mc∆t
575: nerd
576: a loving family
579: lava potato
Bro first try it on me so it can be on the list
I would try it on you if you were in my reach
Ok I will say my ip adress
||ha ha I didn't say my ip you dumbest ass you are a dumbo that doesn't know anything ha ha 10 year old mother motherfucker bitch||
please search how to roast someone on youtube it will help you
real
Yep I used to never roast but now I am now roasting but I'm not good at it rn
||pro tip: stop saying "giggity giggity" when you win a tetris game||
you probably play Adopt Me Sex Rule 34 Hot Big Mommy Milkers at 5 am
all you see is a grainy dick
mf you play this whilst you are "13+"
💀
Thanks bryson
581:cool
582: literally be white
583:being the bodyguard of rudolph the reindeer
584: roblox v 3
588: this chat is basically counting v1 chat lol
589: true but better
590: yes
593: Cylindrical Brain Twister, the other CBT
594:hi
605: it's 605
606: hey have you guys seen danish i think hes already dead
607:nope I'm not dead I was not online for some days
608: oh my god hes ressurected also another way is to kill danish while resurecting
619: 320 BPM OSU! STREAM
621: make fun of him until his death
622: no e621 on 621
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I ACTUALLY FELL FOR THAT
627: low intelligence specimen
629:m
630: we like a bootleg dynamic duo, shout-out Teejayx6 kasherquon
633: 63.3% to reach a 1000
635: I messed up
636: danish wants to be captured and dated but instead of sexy r63 anime underswap sans he found INSANITY!Sans
I never realized how hot r63 underswap anime sans was
638:WRONG IT IS 637 BOZO
638: Pissing danish off by messing up the count twice so he cries and then kills himself
641: make him play fnf, the game is so shit he'll die
fnf isnt that terrible
I mean yeah but the mods and fanbase definitely are
642: fighting against humself
yeah but some mods are really good like the hypno's lullaby and the fnf bpm which has lyrics and has a cool scractin' melodii modchart
me getting ange
644: half of the people here typing messages that don’t relate to killing danish, so danish gets angry and then kills this server then gets arrested and drops the soap then he just dies so he doesn’t have to experience what happens next
645: fnf in ohio
646: 646
648: Cooks, boils, and eats danish
@remote plaza
SHOW ME YOUR GOD MODE FNF PLAY
649: ok.
650: c
653 nope
654: didn't use ':'
@harsh current has leveled up! (14 ➜ 15)
651:u
no
ok
656: @cloud zephyr x @zenith timber
657: stop typing shit that has nothing to do with killing danish, it’s annoying as fuck.
Danish gets annoyed to death, and so do I.
659: better
661: j
662: m
663: j
664: g
665: h
666: funni numbr
668: skipping numbers
670: skipping one more time
671: a
672: burn
677: skipping again
678: ok
680: IM GETING TO 69
681: cool
683: why
684:i
685:j
686:k
687:m
688:n
689: dumb 8 in middle
690!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: FUNY NUMBER
691: WE PAST FUNI NUMBER
692: we are far away from funi number now
690: reliving the moment
693: alfabet
694:
694.20: i just needed to: hehe
695:lore
696:o
697:p
698:⬆️ THOES 2 NUMBERS ARE SO OP
699:699:699:699: 
700: yipe we are in 700 now
701:q
702:r
703:s
704:t
705:u
706:v
707: almost done with alphabet
708:w
709:x
710:y
711: 711 OH NOOOO
712: and 
713: Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
714: you thought i whould stop hehe never
715:
716: 
717:717171711717171717711771
718: mother
719:IS
720; fat hehe
721: is 720 consitered a funi number⬆️
722:1+1=2
723: 2 + 2 = 5 and here is why 2.0 + 2.0 = 4.0, 4.0 x 10 = 40 the 2 decimal points from before creats this : and : = i and i = 9, a = 1 b = 2 c = 3 so i = 9 and 9 x 2.0 = 18.0, 18.0 - 40 = 22, 2.0 + 2.0 =4.0 4.0 divide by 22 = 5.5 , 5.5 - .2 - .2 = 5.1 , 5.1- .02 - .02 - .02 - .02 - .02 = 5 WOWOOWOWWOW am pro
724: 🟩
725: RAINBOW FREANDS SIMULATOR x10000000000000 PIGGY CUTE SAD EMOSITINAL STORY!!!!
726: there is letter lore why can there be number lore hmmm
727: wait can there ba rainbow lore, coler lore
728:coler lore time
729: 🟥
730:🟧
731:🟨
732:🟩
733:🟦
734:🟪
735:🟫
736:◼️
737:⬜
738: coler lore done
739: number llore????
740: 1
741: i end now
742: no WE coninue
we in the endgame now
743: posting random shit
bruh stop typing unrelated stuff here
it's annoying as fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fcuk
Shut up
You can't even spell fuck right...
745: dough awakened spammer
keep going so we can finally get to 1000
and then 2000
747: real
748: WHEN YOU SEE IT
SEVEN TWO SEVEN
755: make d*nish drink poop until he poops
757: gay x3
758: 3
759: idk
760: squeeze his small brain
761: saying the word d for until its at 840
762: saying the word d for until its at 840
763: saying the word d for until its at 840
764: saying the word d for until its at 840
765: saying the word d for until its at 840
766: saying the word d for until its at 840
767: saying the word d for until its at 840
768: saying the word d for until its at 840
780 : saying the word d for until its at 840 and skipping a couple of numbers
781: gun!1
782: knife
783: smash his head against a fucking brick
773: forest
784: amongus
774:y 2 numbers
777: Yes it does.
Anyway, since this is number 777, we kill danish so manyt imes that he stops being reborn, and now he's dead forever.
We revive him from the dead, and stab him to death.
778: we skip a few numbers which pisses danish off which makes him kill himself
780: (Hey, just letting you guys know that for 1,000, we shouldn't spam the channel with bs.)
Roasting danish to death both definitions
781: making him touch grass and dissaper
782: the giant horse cock weighs about 11 pounds
783: The giant horse cock crushes danish, because danish is so weak he can't list 11 pounds.
#1055411056073256980
784: neko seek but WORSE
787: d*nish need to litsend to "al-Bollwy Heartaches" until he have damentia
788: I will get to ⅘ number now
789:marry sexmas
790: marry Christmas
791: marry wikmas
792:marry dickmas
793: marry 😍 💕 ❤ ♥ 💖 💓 😍 💕 ❤
794: marry me when I get home through my parents and then I will be a little more late for you to do so far and the me and your family are doing great and that the family and family and family and family and family and friends were very nice and I 5th and the me and 4th time now trying and trying to make up for the fact I am a little late to my self I will be a little more busy with my work that I am not sure about to die for you and you will not your life
795: marry christmost
796:marry uhhhh
797: marry stroke
798: marry now
799: marry Christmas 🎄 😍 ♥ ❤ 💕 💖 🎄 😍 ♥ ❤ 💕 💖 🎄
800: cool number
-- CHAPTER 8 --
801: ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DUDNDNDNDNDNDNNDND
802: You guys are really fucking annoying stop spamming numbers to get to 1,000
Danish dies of a heart attack after realizing I killed his dog
803: Like how the fuck is "marry 😍 💕 ❤ ♥ 💖 💓 😍 💕 ❤" even remotely related to this forum
Danish dies on christmas because I gave him a bomb as a present
805: this-
ma
806:
ma
808: I remerber but I forgor how to spell remerber
810: I remerber to forgor to remerber how to spell forgor and remerber but don't remerber chomik and forgor the chomik because remerber to forgor
812: ded
814: And yet again people keep fucking spamming the channel with dumb shit
Danish sees that you guys are running out of ideas and thinks he's safe but while he thinks he's safe I kidnap him and then cannibalize him
815: this channel is just a counting channel at this point
but better
817 balls
818: nerd
819: cock
820: cock x2
821: cock x3
822: cock x4
823: cock x5
829: cock x6
830:balls
831: be began raging eventually punching himself in the head 13 times
832: gaming
833: we are edging closer to 1000.
834: suffocated by anime girl ass
🤤
835: ass and not boobs? no way
Bro this isn't the boys.
836: Danish dies from a heart attack because he keeps eating mc donalds
837: the fog
838: The mist
839: the evaporated water
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841: ice
842: OMFG
843: solid water
844: gets his ass ripped open by marios dick
iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
845: scary
846:
848: Just keep your feet on the ground. And move your head all around. You put your hands in the air and move with the sound DO THE EARTHQUAKE!
850: the singing monsters combined to kill you eardrums, which means yoh can explode
851: chased by an nextbot
852 angry munci
855: MSM island full of maxxed level entbrats screaming at you once
getting levels makes them louder
I think
856:
He would die of cringe
857: make him watch lankybox
858: kys
What u speak
Denirean
Isn't it just English with some more letters?
Then How would u say No?
860: welcome to underground…
True
863: gigachad beating him up
its been 3 hours of auto hatching and I only got 15 mythicals
rip
I have been in 2 events so far
Grinch Cat and Santa Paws
and also with in the 3 hours I got a punkleton in msm
864: punkleton
you should donate me a huge! (Real)
864: banana
865: banana x2
Ong
882: who cares about 870-879
Ong
884: burn him.
885:
dog!!!1
887:fall off a cliff
889: kill him with cringe (idk if this is already did)
893: he will drink a whole bottle of this
894: dont get the good breed in msm
y
I dont even have a huge 💀
896: death by starving
True
902:super vilon
903: run Over by bus
905: the smile monster from "Smile" 2022
YOU ARE NOT THE MOST TEXTED CHAT NOW YOOOO
909: do not disturb
910: disturb
911: turn to danish juice by blending
we are edging closer to 1000.
915: feed him poison and Make him eat his puke and then stab him through his chin with an ice pick
916: snow
917: over stuffed
918:earthquake
919: flying
920:being tossed into dishwasher
80 more!
921: dont give danish an astronaut suit when going to space
923: dare to watch 100 hours of non-stop memes for 100 hours
928:fake 1000
929: getting destroyed by alfalfie
930:milking a baby
931: slippery floor and spikes
932: Bana peal
933: machine gun
936: getting bitten by a bunch of huggy wuggies
937:!bees
938: tsunami
939: owo bot
940: jump boost set to 10000x power
941: fill mouth with sulfuric acid
942: nuclear bomb explosion
943:geometry dash demon level
944: scp 001
945: scp 046
946: trollface from doors
947:god
948: supernova (explode a star)
949: black hole
950: the giant white sun
cookie
Also who do you think will get 1000
um
I will try
951: the comet from "greenland" 2022
952: math
953: physics
958: mods
963: when the 💀
965: riot
969: die for no reason
970:funny number
971: die by the ~~angry ~~munci happy
30 more omggggg
wait
972: Heidelberg I think it would make 🤔 😄 for bit more 😀 for the same thing called bots the the a of ost world in a 1h way to for a the sense way asking for a favor and to play be for elevator few
Let's get to 25 more then stop
973: football
974: !deathbattle
975: hntr
25 more we stop now
We need a time when we finish these dumb 1000
976!: STEPING ON A LEGO
The top 25 have to be good death's
977: || liquid pain ||
978: febreze man
979: 9 + 10 more until we get to 1000 ways to kill danish
980: get a real danish person and make him roast danish
981: tell kpop fans that danish hates kpop so much
982: frame danish for all my crimes since june 1981 to immediately give him a death sentence
983: restricted internet access
984: bull torture device
985: put him in a white room and make him only see white to make him go insane
986: put him in north korea
987: shove him up a rocket and make him float till eternity
988: abandon danish at point nemo at the pacific ocean
989: make him go to the north sentinelese island where he will be killed by uncontacted tribesmen
990: make danish survive in the middle of nowhere in antartica with no supplies
992: puro kkills him uwuwudbsajkdmlasdasd
993: fat
994: ass
995: five guys
996: five gays
997: three more
998: himself
999: final; destination
1000: Get 1000 people to stomp on danish, once he's stomped enough, cremate him in the mauna kea, and then put his ashes on a rocket on course to the sun.
1001: numbers are endless
its already 1000
no shit
fuck 1000 lets get 2000
nice
real
1006: alfalfie's dangerous cock
1006: christmas is gunna kill you on december 2023!! >:) mushcnahahhahahahahaha
Screenshotted 💀
Good
1009 emotionel damage
lol
1010 “i am emotionally and physically… ✨drained✨”
1016: getting over it
- Bals
oops
1014: balls
1015: balls
1016 balls
1017: balls
1018: balls
1019: balls
1020: balls
1021: balls
1022: balls
1023: balls
1024: bals
1025: balls
1026: balls
1027: balls
1028: balls
1029: balls
1030: balls
1031: balls
1032: balls
1033: balls
1034: bals
1035: balls
1036: balls
1037: cock
1038: cock
1039: forgot
1040: i
1041: am
1042: just
1043: saying
1044: random
1045: stuff
1046: now
1047: stab him i guess
1048: idk
1049: basl
1050: j
1051: d
1089: just some skipping
1090:
1091: a
1092: m
1093: d
1094: b
1095: s
1096: c
1097: k
1098: b
1099: z
1100: 
1101: 
1102: 
1105: the bowser trap
1106:
1107: balls
Try to type this ✎ (please do not copy my text message that will be cheating) ✏️ doesn't count
no
1108: ✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎✎
???
oh ok
ley's yhotrghig
can't on this device
not you asking me to type out a swastika
- I'm not religious
- I'm sure that you know why that's not a good idea 😭
你甚至不能输入任何东西兄弟你只能在键盘上输入符号
1109: RBB finale battle sus moments
#1064570011617873951
raw unfiltered calamity
1112:
ttrue
IM TRAUMATIZED
I AM AFRAID
I AM SCARED
TERRIFIED
fuck mittens man
a
aaza
ok
I’m not taking about levy
1113: gay sex
SLAYYYYYYYYYY DEAD FORUMS
1115: give a furry that k*lls
1116: call a discord moderator
1117: give some headphones and give him an earraping noise
1118 :Down in texas🔫
1119: kiss me
1120: kiss me also
1122: kiss my ass
1123: kiss my dick
1123 kiss my armpits
1124: kiss my anus
1125: kiss my balls
1235453543:a
whats wrong with kissing something?
1126: kiss a dynamite that is about to explode
BRU, NOW YOU REMOVE MY AFK @zenith timber
1127: removing every organs from your body
1128: VOLCANIC X1.3 (DELTA)
- hitsugi to futago x1.25 (EPSILON)
1130: FORGOTTEN X1.4 (EPSILON)
1131: FUTURE DOMINATORS X1.3 (DELTA)
1132:
1133:
@echo wave should go to the dad factory
1134: He got so horny he fucked his own life so hard
unfunny
1135: unfunny
1136: blahaj
2000: 🦅🦅🦅
1137: give the you are an idiot link
1147: skipping numbers
1140: doing it correctly
1141: pls make this forums alive agian KTHX
1142: it won't happens!
Tj
1143: give me head
No u
SHU||T||
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