spice ruinBOT
_tsuki#8497
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.2% (bank)
slate shore
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
568,538
568,538
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on DM.
slate shore
pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
knotty lantern
&work
spice ruinBOT
CyberC#0647
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 838
knotty lantern
&crime
spice ruinBOT
CyberC#0647
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for 2,455
knotty lantern
&roulette 3000 black
spice ruinBOT
CyberC#0647
You have placed a bet of 3,000 on black.
The ball landed on: black 24!
Winners:
@knotty lantern won 6000
knotty lantern
&bal
spice ruinBOT
21,811
0
21,811
knotty lantern
&roulette 3000 red
spice ruinBOT
CyberC#0647
You have placed a bet of 3,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 34!
Winners:
@knotty lantern won 6000
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .
This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.
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warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 212 for the hard work
slate shore
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
Deposited 212 to your bank!
slate shore
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 972!
novel dagger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 358 because they don't get paid enough
tawdry forum
&crime
spice ruinBOT
Shoe#4984
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 789.
tawdry forum
&work
spice ruinBOT
Shoe#4984
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 922.
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
@deft escarp Click the buttons in correct order!
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You work as a help desk technician and earn 590
deft escarp
Pls daily
visual cometBOT
@deft escarp You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
visual cometBOT
Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000
deft escarp
Pls use daily box
visual cometBOT
⏣ 22,418
x10 - 
Cookie
XP boost expires <t:1655802354:R>
This event has expired.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
MrInvisible answered first!
visual cometBOT
<:xmark:832416066558230599> `This event has expired.`
deft escarp
Pls use daily box
visual cometBOT
⏣ 44,680
x3 - 
Hunting Rifle
XP boost expires <t:1655802954:R>
deft escarp
Pls hunt
visual cometBOT
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
deft escarp
Pls hunt
deft escarp
Pls use banknote
visual cometBOT
Pls use banknote
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
deft escarp
8
visual cometBOT
Pls use banknote
8x
deft escarp
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
deft escarp
Pls dep all
visual cometBOT
Pls dep all
deft escarp
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 586.
worldly dirge
&lb
spice ruinBOT
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 • 3,737,760
2. Aulys#5868 • 2,303,305
3. Mbs0607#0001 • 2,232,449
4. michasia#6442 • 2,051,801
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 2,003,647
6. quik#5071 • 1,902,080
7. ombri#5658 • 1,306,568
8. TheMax#7378 • 1,242,336
9. Syrme#9867 • 1,221,197
10. Sude#2397 • 1,196,547
wanton locust
pls kill @worldly dirge
visual cometBOT
Sude dies of AIDS.
pls alertto read it!
wanton locust
pls alert
visual cometBOT
Our second open beta is now available. 
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
wanton locust
idc
worldly dirge
pls kill <@410522818963308554>
wtf
worldly dirge
Sude dies of AIDS.
> <a:NewMail:903063474547064892> <@904339014784520274> **You...
WTF
wanton locust
pls pet
visual cometBOT
(100%)
23h and 59m until empty
(75%)
1d and 11h until empty
(75%)
1d and 11h until empty
(94%)
7h and 29m until empty
(86%)
(23 / 100)
Level 1
@wanton locust bob leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
wanton locust
pls kill @wide loom
visual cometBOT
minihk16 turns on Goosebumps(2015 film) on the TV. G- being a scaredy-cat, dies of an heart attack.
Tip: We've got some sweet perks for being a donor, and it helps pay the developers! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
azure drift
pls use banknote
visual cometBOT
You don't own this item??
pls alertto read it!
azure drift
pls alert
visual cometBOT
Our second open beta is now available.
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 358
radiant falcon
&work
spice ruinBOT
eitub13#1104
You work as an engineer and earn 584
radiant falcon
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
eitub13#1104
Deposited 584 to your bank!
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You cannot work for 23 minutes and 2 seconds.
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
&collect income
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
deft escarp
Pls dep all
visual cometBOT
Pls dep all
deft escarp
&bal
spice ruinBOT
26,228
64,629
90,857
evilspix#6379
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 548 for your services.
evilspix#6379
You cannot work for 2 hours.
evilspix#6379
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for 257.
evilspix#6379
Deposited 805 to your bank!
evilspix#6379
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
evilspix#6379
You don't have any money to deposit.
novel dagger
pls trade 600k coins, 3 dragon @slate shore
visual cometBOT
pls trade 600k coins, 3 dragon <@456226577798135808>
@novel dagger The timeout for their confirmation is 5 minutes, you will not be able to run any commands while you're waiting on their response.
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
⏣ 600,000 (+ ⏣ 6,000 tax)
@west zinc (5zym0n3kkk#3979) gives:
3x 
Dragon
Continue trade?
visual cometBOT
pls trade 600k coins, 3 dragon <@456226577798135808>
@slate shore please make sure you are not being scammed, the bottom part is your part of the trade.
If there is not an embed below this message, the other party likely closed it and is attempting to scam you.
@novel dagger (a_b#6661) gives:
⏣ 600,000 (+ ⏣ 6,000 tax)
@west zinc (5zym0n3kkk#3979) gives:
3x Dragon
Continue trade?
visual cometBOT
pls trade 600k coins, 3 dragon <@456226577798135808>
⏣ 600,000 (+ ⏣ 6,000 tax)
3x Dragon
slate shore
Pls bal @novel dagger
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
slate shore
Pls inv @novel dagger
visual cometBOT
__a_b__'s inventory
Chill Pill ─ 3
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Dragon ─ 3
ID dragon ─ Sellable
Duct Tape ─ 1
ID ducttape ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 1
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 4
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Garbage ─ 3
ID garbage ─ Sellable
Golden Phallic Object ─ 3
ID goldenphallicobject ─ Collectable
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You work for a private military company, earning 261
vivid fjord
Pls rich
visual cometBOT
🥇 3 - furk4n#1160
🥈 3 - Michael...⚡#4527
🥉 3 - ValorixA#5146
🔹 3 - abdu1089#9682 
🔹 2 - oda#0766
viscid inlet
S?t
rare dewBOT
Command s?stats top
novel dagger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 1,435.
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 399
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 688.
pearl dragon
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
Deposited 1,101 to your bank!
pearl dragon
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
428,071
428,071
pearl dragon
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You can next collect income in 1 day and 1 hour.
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You work as a model and earn 512
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655823794:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 2,090 to your bank!
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You work as a beaver expert and earn 613
deft escarp
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655826619:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
@deft escarp What color was next to the word companion?
tepid jetty
&work
spice ruinBOT
Problas#0001
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 214.
tepid jetty
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Problas#0001
Deposited 3,283 to your bank!
tepid jetty
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Problas#0001
You can next collect income in 1 day.
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 51 minutes and 14 seconds.
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You clean off the counters and get paid 410
slate shore
Pls rich
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 489.
novel dagger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You rob a nearby corner store for 561
novel dagger
&bal
spice ruinBOT
8,495
0
8,495
novel dagger
&leaderboard
spice ruinBOT
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 • 3,738,321
2. Aulys#5868 • 2,303,339
3. Mbs0607#0001 • 2,233,701
4. michasia#6442 • 2,053,808
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 2,005,529
6. quik#5071 • 1,902,354
7. ombri#5658 • 1,307,460
8. TheMax#7378 • 1,244,302
9. Syrme#9867 • 1,222,402
10. Sude#2397 • 1,197,463
novel dagger
waw
red sluice
&bal
spice ruinBOT
19,683
0
19,683
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 643
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You dig around in your yard and gain 805
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655831025:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 1,069 to your bank!
slate shore
Pls work
visual cometBOT
@slate shore What color was next to the word stay?
slate shore
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
slate shore
Pls beg
slate shore
Pls howgay @visual comet
visual cometBOT
slate shore
Pls howgay @flint abyss
visual cometBOT
slate shore
Ummmmmm……….
novel dagger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You cannot commit a crime for 1 hour and 5 minutes.
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You cannot work for 1 hour and 5 minutes.
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
FrostyStar21#6721
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 478, as it was originally their job
slate shore
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Reminder @deft escarp: work
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
flint abyss
A.
wide harness
shit
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You cannot work for 17 minutes and 59 seconds.
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 460.
Mehar#4642
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 676 for your services.
Moxxie#6027
You help clean up the local theater. You find 991 strewn about between the seats!
Moxxie#6027
You can next collect income in 21 hours and 35 minutes.
Moxxie#6027
Deposited 3,515 to your bank!
0
55,868
55,868
Opera GX Store
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.
<@&797092436366589973> theme role
<@&722380606155259994> theme role.
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spice ruinBOT
Moxxie#6027
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have 43 on hand.
Moxxie#6027
Withdrew 50,000 from your bank!
pallid seal
now it should work
spice ruinBOT
@slate shore you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
pallid seal
XD
spice ruinBOT
@slate shore you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
pallid seal
bruh moment
spice ruinBOT
43
5,868
5,911
pallid seal
&work
spice ruinBOT
FrogMan#4369
You are paid 934 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
pallid seal
&collect
spice ruinBOT
FrogMan#4369
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
pallid seal
&bal
spice ruinBOT
11,536
828
12,364
pallid seal
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
FrogMan#4369
Deposited 11,536 to your bank!
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
gleaming pumice
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sven ♡#2005
You work as a model and earn 215
gleaming pumice
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Sven ♡#2005
Deposited 3,253 to your bank!
gleaming pumice
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
23,098
23,098
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 699
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655838635:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 1,796 to your bank!
slate shore
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
0
0
spice ruinBOT
Big Charlie#2520
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 866 .
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
Big Charlie#2520
You cannot work for 2 hours.
slate shore
Waaaaa
spice ruinBOT
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 • 3,741,184
2. Aulys#5868 • 2,303,339
3. Mbs0607#0001 • 2,234,402
4. michasia#6442 • 2,054,414
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 2,006,437
6. quik#5071 • 1,902,383
7. ombri#5658 • 1,308,457
8. TheMax#7378 • 1,244,945
9. Syrme#9867 • 1,222,658
10. Sude#2397 • 1,197,957
flint abyss
-reminders
warm wharfBOT
Your reminders:
60635742: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 21 hours and 26 minutes from now (<t:1655909932:f>)
60745203: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 37 minutes from now (<t:1655838635:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
compact sentinel
&with 50000
spice ruinBOT
Makoto Watanabe#4292
Withdrew 50,000 from your bank!
flint abyss
&with 50000
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Withdrew 50,000 from your bank!
flint abyss
&russian-roulette 50000
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
flint abyss
@compact sentinel
compact sentinel
&russian-roulette 50000
spice ruinBOT
Makoto Watanabe#4292
You have joined this game of Russian Roulette with a bet of 50,000.
spice ruinBOT
Makoto Watanabe#4292 pulls the trigger... and gets hit 
Russian Roulette Survivors
@flint abyss won 50000
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 100,138 to your bank!
spice ruinBOT
1,125
0
1,125
young brook
lol
merry copper
pls rich
visual cometBOT
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
merry copper
pls profile Valeriaa#0870
visual cometBOT
Title: 69 nice
Badges: 
86
8,643/8,700
merry copper
pls profile Michael...⚡#4527
visual cometBOT
Prestige 3
Title: Kek Lord
Badges: 
275
27,531/27,600
merry copper
pls profile stormsaur ! !〙#2695
visual cometBOT
Prestige 1
Title: Dank Memer
Badges:
48
4,848/4,900
Padlock - 25d left
merry copper
pls profile mlg#9999
visual cometBOT
Prestige 5
Title: Amazing Cute Memer
Badges:
334
33,468/33,500
merry copper
pls rob mlg#9999
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 655 from ad revenue.
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 362! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655846249:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 438 to your bank!
spice ruinBOT
OPStellar#8399
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 806
:check: You have placed a bet of 806 on black
spice ruinBOT
The ball landed on black 11
Winners:
@gleaming crane won 1,612
:check: You have placed a bet of 612 on black
spice ruinBOT
The ball landed on black 13
Winners:
@gleaming crane won 1,224
2,224
49,397
51,621
:check: You have placed a bet of 224 on black
spice ruinBOT
The ball landed on black 26
Winners:
@gleaming crane won 448
:check: You have placed a bet of 192 on black
spice ruinBOT
The ball landed on black 11
Winners:
@gleaming crane won 384
OPStellar#8399
:check: Deposited 2,640 to your bank!
OPStellar#8399
0
53,401
53,401
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 541!
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
@deft escarp Click the buttons in correct order!
deft escarp
Pls bal @wind gale
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
deft escarp
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
wind gale
&work
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You slept in a bed and found 601 under your pillow when you woke up
wind gale
-remind 2h w
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655849293:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You develop games for a living and earn 275.
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 552!
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655855517:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @wind gale: w
slate shore
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
The Phoenix found you worthy and gave you ⏣ 5,757.
And you lucky ducky, you also found a 
Armpit Hair!
slate shore
Pls balance
slate shore
Pls pet
slate shore
Pls beg
slate shore
Pls work list
visual cometBOT
Pls work list
Jobs with next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
slate shore
Pls work house wife
visual cometBOT
@slate shore Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
pls alertto read it!
slate shore
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls dep 5730
visual cometBOT
Pls dep 5730
visual cometBOT
Pls dep 5730
slate shore
Pls balance
visual cometBOT
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slate shore
Pls dep 90
visual cometBOT
Pls dep 90
slate shore
Pls dep 20
visual cometBOT
Pls dep 20
slate shore
Pls buy shovel
visual cometBOT
Pls buy shovel
visual cometBOT
Pls buy shovel
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
slate shore
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
slate shore
Pls beg
silent nexus
&bal
spice ruinBOT
169,537
0
169,537
silent nexus
&shop
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
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pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You sold fish sandwiches and earned 616 in profits
cedar grove
pls work
visual cometBOT
pls work
@cedar grove
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
@cedar grove You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls alertto read it!
visual cometBOT
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achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 539.
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655862887:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
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AA.#6666
Deposited 1,465 to your bank!
flint abyss
&bal
knotty lantern
&work
spice ruinBOT
CyberC#0647
You help clean up the local theater. You find 907 strewn about between the seats!
knotty lantern
&bal
spice ruinBOT
27,203
0
27,203
knotty lantern
&shop
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.
<@&797092436366589973> theme role
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knotty lantern
&buy After Eight
spice ruinBOT
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compact sentinel
&work
spice ruinBOT
Makoto Watanabe#4292
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 762
compact sentinel
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Makoto Watanabe#4292
Deposited 1,137 to your bank!
compact sentinel
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
578,258
578,258
compact sentinel
s?t
rare dewBOT
Command s?stats top
slate shore
s?t
rare dewBOT
Command s?stats top
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You battled and gained 342.
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You have a successful YouTube channel and make 464 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655872153:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 1,280 to your bank!
thick flame
pls work
visual cometBOT
pls work
@thick flame You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls alertto read it!
warm wharfBOT
'!Viktor': 0 Rep (##ω)
slate shore
-giverep @slate shore
warm wharfBOT
Rep command is disabled on this server. Enable it from the control panel.
restive bear
&bal
restive bear
fuck
placid wind
&work
spice ruinBOT
HazelBasil#3715
You clean off the animatronics and get paid 240
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
rapid flax
&work
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 652
rapid flax
Pls pet
visual cometBOT
Prestige 1
(0%)
(0%)
(0%)
(0%)
(0%)
(33 / 100)
Level 23
@rapid flax Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
@rapid flax OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It uwu'd away to find a better owner. BUT for the next 3 days you have a chance to find it again using the search command!
visual cometBOT
Pls search
rapid flax
Pls buy life 3
visual cometBOT
Pls buy life 3
Are you sure you want to buy 3 Life Saver 
for ⏣ 150,000?
visual cometBOT
Pls buy life 3
Successful Life Saver purchase
@rapid flax bought 3x Life Saver and paid ⏣ 150,000
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
A drunk man pays you 770 to walk backwards.
open crag
Pls daily
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
open crag
Pls work
visual cometBOT
You never fail to amaze me @open crag. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 677! 11111 + ⏣ 677 an hour
pls alertto read it!
open crag
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls monthly
visual cometBOT
Pls monthly
open crag
Pls hunt
open crag
Pls fish
open crag
Pls dig
open crag
Pls sell ant
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
Successful Ant sale
You successfully sold 1x 
Ant for ⏣ 3,120
open crag
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
rapid flax
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
rapid flax
&bal
rapid flax
&dep 60000
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Deposited 60,000 to your bank!
rapid flax
&bj all
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Result: Win 123,474
Value: Blackjack
Value: 10
rapid flax
&bal
rapid flax
&dep 205000
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Deposited 205,000 to your bank!
rapid flax
&With 99000
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Withdrew 99,000 from your bank!
rapid flax
&bj all
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Result: Loss -99,790
Value: 15
Value: 20
rapid flax
&With 100000
spice ruinBOT
Zeed#5607
Withdrew 100,000 from your bank!
rapid flax
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You work for a private military company, earning 353
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655879424:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 430 to your bank!
OPStellar#8399
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 687 for helping them out.
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
You battled and gained 498.
slate shore
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
Deposited 498 to your bank!
slate shore
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
218,050
218,050
slate shore
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655881813:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
slate shore
Pls daily
visual cometBOT
slate shore
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Pls pet
visual cometBOT
Prestige 3
(100%)
23h and 59m until empty
(100%)
1d and 23h until empty
(100%)
23h and 59m until empty
(100%)
5h and 59m until empty
(100%)
(99 / 100)
Level 0
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 34 → 35
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore Pandy leveled up! 35 → 36
slate shore
Pls adv
slate shore
Pls vote
visual cometBOT
Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000
slate shore
Pls use daily
visual cometBOT
⏣ 85,694
x4 - 
Skunk
XP boost expires <t:1655875366:R>
slate shore
Pls use daily
visual cometBOT
⏣ 10,899
x3 - 
Rare Fish
XP boost expires <t:1655875966:R>
slate shore
Pls scout
slate shore
Pls beg
slate shore
Pls crime
slate shore
Pls dig
slate shore
Pls fish
slate shore
Pls hunt
visual cometBOT
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
slate shore
Pls pm
slate shore
Pls guess
visual cometBOT
Pls guess
You've got 4 attempts to try and guess my random number between 1 and 20. Type your answer in the chat as a valid number.
You can type end at anytime to stop, or type hint to know how high or low your last number was.
slate shore
10
slate shore
15
visual cometBOT
15
Good stuff, you got the number right. I was thinking of 15. Enjoy your 500 coins.
slate shore
Pls triv
slate shore
Pls craft
visual cometBOT
slate shore
Pls sell
visual cometBOT
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1 Ant (⏣ 2,080)
x2 
Boar (⏣ 16,640)
x3 
Fresh Bread (⏣ 3,120)
x3 Cookie (⏣ 3,120)
x2 
Duck (⏣ 7,281)
x1 
Exotic Fish (⏣ 10,400)
x16 Common Fish (⏣ 24,960)
x2 Garbage (⏣ 832)
x2 
Ladybug (⏣ 12,480)
x1 
Meteorite (⏣ 52,000)
x4 
Rabbit (⏣ 12,480)
x12 Rare Fish (⏣ 62,401)
x4 
Seaweed (⏣ 2,080)
x18 Skunk (⏣ 46,800)
x1 
Star Fragment (⏣ 20,800)
x11 
Worm (⏣ 11,440)
Total: ⏣ 288,914 (108% multi)
slate shore
Pls use bank
visual cometBOT
Pls use bank
You have 148 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
slate shore
148
visual cometBOT
Pls use bank
148x
slate shore
Pls dep all
visual cometBOT
Pls dep all
slate shore
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
slate shore
Pls rich
visual cometBOT
slate shore
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655878550:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
wind gale
& work
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 492
wind gale
-remind 2h w
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655885102:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 428
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You dig around in your yard and gain 798
pallid seal
&work
spice ruinBOT
FrogMan#4369
You suggest something good and get rewarded 995
brave orchid
&work
spice ruinBOT
OxTide#2910
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 694
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
prisma moth
pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
ocean coyote
pls bal
visual cometBOT
Tip: Use fake id to cover yourself from the robber's wishlist item!
pls alertto read it!
prisma moth
pls alert
visual cometBOT
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prisma moth
pls settings
visual cometBOT
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Warning Confirmations - confirmations - Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a confirmation warning before sending a large amount of coins, items, or expensive purchases.
Confirmation Number - confirmationNumber - 100000
The value that a confirmation will trigger at.
Texts - texts - Enabled
Toggles whether or not users are able to send you messages via their cellphones (in game item, not real phones pepega).
Family Friendly Mode - familyFriendly - Disabled
BETA: Toggles whether or not commands filter out most curse words and NSFW content.
Passive - passive - Enabled
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. On one hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc. Passive will expire if you don't run any commands for 5 days.
prisma moth
pls search
visual cometBOT
pls search
prisma moth
pls hunt
prisma moth
pls fish
prisma moth
pls dig
prisma moth
pls search
visual cometBOT
pls search
prisma moth
pls hunt
prisma moth
pls fish
prisma moth
pls dig
prisma moth
pls search
visual cometBOT
pls search
prisma moth
pls hunt
prisma moth
pls fish
prisma moth
pls dig
prisma moth
pls sell skunk
visual cometBOT
Successful Skunk sale
You successfully sold 1x Skunk for ⏣ 3,725
prisma moth
pls sell worm
visual cometBOT
Successful Worm sale
You successfully sold 1x Worm for ⏣ 1,490
prisma moth
pls sell worm 2
visual cometBOT
Tip: Certain non-currency related commands can give you coins, such as pls trivia!
Successful Worm sale
You successfully sold 2x Worms for ⏣ 2,980
prisma moth
pls sell rabbit
visual cometBOT
Successful Rabbit sale
You successfully sold 1x Rabbit for ⏣ 4,470
prisma moth
pls sell seaweed
visual cometBOT
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Successful Seaweed sale
You successfully sold 1x Seaweed for ⏣ 745
prisma moth
pls inv
visual cometBOT
Toaster11Two's inventory
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Collectable
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Like Button ─ 2
ID likebutton ─ Collectable
Pink Phallic Object ─ 6
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
novel dagger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 440!
novel dagger
&work
spice ruinBOT
__a_b__#6661
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 593 for all your items.
marsh glacier
pls rich
visual cometBOT
🥇 9,202,916,302 - minecraft fox#5927
🥈 1,594,251,392 - abdu1089#9682
🥉 1,083,302,871 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
🔹 795,495,224 - please kill me#6939
🔹 638,954,477 - 4971.#4971
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You work as a Penguinologist and earn 656
deft escarp
&collect income
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You can next collect income in 6 hours and 35 minutes.
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
You never fail to amaze me @deft escarp. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1113! 12000 + ⏣ 1113 an hour
pls alertto read it!
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
@deft escarp Click the buttons in correct order!
deft escarp
Pls daily
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
deft escarp
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655891593:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
deft escarp
Pls vote
visual cometBOT
Banknote x4
Daily Box x1
Coins ⏣ 25,000
deft escarp
Pls use daily box
visual cometBOT
⏣ 37,871
x3 - Hunting Rifle
XP boost expires <t:1655885093:R>
deft escarp
Pls use daily box
visual cometBOT
⏣ 77,070
x1 - 
Box of Sand
XP boost expires <t:1655885693:R>
deft escarp
Pls use banknots
visual cometBOT
Pls use banknots
You have 8 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
deft escarp
8
visual cometBOT
Pls use banknots
8x
deft escarp
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
Tip: Keeping these tips on will get you a small coin multiplier!
pls alertto read it!
deft escarp
Pls dep all
visual cometBOT
Pls dep all
deft escarp
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
vagrant epoch
pls daily
visual cometBOT
Tip: Did you know there is a lottery system? Try out pls lottery!
pls alertto read it!
vagrant epoch
pls bal
visual cometBOT
pls alertto read it!
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @wind gale: w
wind gale
&work
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 545
wind gale
-remind 2h w
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655892324:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 59 seconds.
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 615
spice ruinBOT
AmrikGhosh#7356
You work as a wine taster and earn 219
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 348.
fading tiger
&work
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 854
fading tiger
&help
spice ruinBOT
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
fading tiger
&store
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
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Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.
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fading tiger
&inventory
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065's Inventory
fading tiger
&work
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
You cannot work for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
fading tiger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
You killed a man and liked it, you got 2,041
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
You cannot commit a crime for 2 hours.
fading tiger
&bal
spice ruinBOT
2,895
0
2,895
fading tiger
&leaderboard
spice ruinBOT
View the leaderboard online here.
1. AA.#6666 • 3,795,258
2. Mbs0607#0001 • 2,327,985
3. Aulys#5868 • 2,303,935
4. michasia#6442 • 2,115,579
5. Alphaspiderman#5054 • 2,008,885
6. quik#5071 • 1,904,806
7. ombri#5658 • 1,346,186
8. TheMax#7378 • 1,279,539
9. Syrme#9867 • 1,225,649
10. Sude#2397 • 1,200,528
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 52 minutes and 13 seconds.
fading tiger
&collect
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
fading tiger
&bal
spice ruinBOT
2,895
0
2,895
fading tiger
&deposit 2895
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
Deposited 2,895 to your bank!
fading tiger
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
2,895
2,895
fading tiger
&collect
spice ruinBOT
SilberGecko6917#0065
You can next collect income in 5 hours and 5 minutes.
spice ruinBOT
0
2,895
2,895
pearl dragon
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
Deposited 3,555 to your bank!
pearl dragon
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
431,626
431,626
pearl dragon
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You can next collect income in 4 hours and 56 minutes.
violet badger
&work
spice ruinBOT
Zora Idela#1454
You work as a serial murderer... and earn 826
violet badger
&crime
spice ruinBOT
Zora Idela#1454
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 313.
violet badger
&bal
spice ruinBOT
513
0
513
violet badger
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Zora Idela#1454
Deposited 513 to your bank!
viscid inlet
s?t
rare dewBOT
Command s?stats top
violet badger
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Zora Idela#1454
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
green ginkgo
&work
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 589.
green ginkgo
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
Deposited 751 to your bank!
green ginkgo
&bal
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 654
wind gale
&work
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 436
wind gale
-remind 2h w
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655900140:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @left coral: c
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 911.
deft escarp
&bal
spice ruinBOT
31,547
64,629
96,176
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
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This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.
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deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
Shooting Star
pearl elbow
:levitate:
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655901770:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You pet Alex Cat, Alex Cat gives you 686.
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 644 for a good job.
slate shore
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
Deposited 644 to your bank!
slate shore
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
218,694
218,694
slate shore
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655903158:f>)
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slate shore
pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655899571:f>)
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median lava
pls work
visual cometBOT
pls work
@median lava You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls alertto read it!
median lava
pls work list
visual cometBOT
Jobs with next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
visual cometBOT
Jobs with next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
median lava
pls work Babysitter
visual cometBOT
@median lava Congratulations, you are now working as a Babysitter!
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 10,500 per hour.
pls alertto read it!
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.
median lava
pls alert
visual cometBOT
Our second open beta is now available.
The following blog post will detail what's changed since last beta and how to add the beta bot to your server: https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/rewrite-beta-2
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
median lava
&work
spice ruinBOT
Salvatore OwO#9589
You work as the president and earn 977
vivid fjord
Pls rich
visual cometBOT
🥇 9,202,904,302 - minecraft fox#5927
🥈 1,597,489,242 - abdu1089#9682
🥉 1,083,343,810 - iamcomefromthailand#3393
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vivid fjord
Pls bal
visual cometBOT
vivid fjord
Pls dep 1e4
visual cometBOT
Pls dep 1e4
vivid fjord
Pls hunt
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @wind gale: w
pearl dragon
&WORK
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 391.
slate shore
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655905124:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You work as a bed warmer and earn 596
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655908893:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 966 to your bank!
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @deft escarp: work
spice ruinBOT
OPStellar#8399
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 909!
OPStellar#8399
:check: Deposited 1,596 to your bank!
deft escarp
&work
spice ruinBOT
MrInvisible#6691
You helped Bonkcat find its hammer, you get 950.
deft escarp
Pls work
visual cometBOT
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655909702:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
worldly dirge
&work
spice ruinBOT
Sude#2397
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 380
glad vault
&crime
spice ruinBOT
MMM507#7376
You stole a car and sold it for 483
glad vault
&work
spice ruinBOT
MMM507#7376
You went to work and gained 738
hushed grail
Pls work
visual cometBOT
You never fail to amaze me @hushed grail. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 4035! 10500 + ⏣ 4035 an hour
pls alertto read it!
glad vault
&money
spice ruinBOT
1,565
0
1,565
hushed grail
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
glad vault
pls work
visual cometBOT
pls work
@glad vault You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls alertto read it!
glad vault
pls work list
visual cometBOT
Jobs with next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
hushed grail
Pls deposit max
visual cometBOT
Pls deposit max
hushed grail
Pls kill @glad vault
visual cometBOT
MMM507 tips his fedora too far and falls onto the tracks of an oncoming subway.
pls alertto read it!
hushed grail
Lol
glad vault
pls work list
visual cometBOT
Jobs with next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
hushed grail
Pls beg
hushed grail
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
hushed grail
Pls beg
hushed grail
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Unbelievaboat.
pearl dragon
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
Deposited 1,130 to your bank!
pearl dragon
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
432,756
432,756
pearl dragon
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You can next collect income in 1 hour and 9 minutes.
short wind
Pls search
visual cometBOT
Pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
mossy tartan
pls daily
visual cometBOT
Great work MightyCheetah. Congratulations on reaching level 38!
Tip: One of the many perks for donors are steal-shields! Lose fewer coins when stolen from! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
pls alertto read it!
mossy tartan
pls settings passive true
visual cometBOT
pls settings passive true
Passive successfully changed to Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 5 days you will lose passive mode!
pearl dragon
&WORK
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 51 minutes and 18 seconds.
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
mossy tartan
!d bump
dim pilotBOT
⚠️ Regular commands are being replaced in favour of slash commands.
From <t:1648767600:F> regular commands will no longer work and the bot will only respond to slash commands.
Try typing / to see a list of available commands.
If you cannot see a list of commands for DISBOARD, try re-adding the bot via the link below:
https://discord.com/api/oauth2/authorize?client_id=302050872383242240&permissions=0&scope=bot applications.commands&guild_id=715121965563772980.
mossy tartan
/bump
slate shore
&work
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
You got cloned for science. You earned 226
slate shore
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
ItsHydra#8281
Deposited 226 to your bank!
slate shore
-remind 2h Work on Unbelievaboat.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655913255:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
slate shore
pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
-remind 1h Work on Dank Memer.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1655909672:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.
hasty mango
pls profile
green ginkgo
&work
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 800.
green ginkgo
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
Deposited 1,050 to your bank!
green ginkgo
&bal
green ginkgo
&shop
spice ruinBOT
Opera GX Store
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.
<@&797092436366589973> theme role
<@&722380606155259994> theme role.
<@&722380697909854220> theme role.
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hasty mango
&bal
spice ruinBOT
3,041
0
3,041
wind gale
&work
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You work as a bread scientist and earn 868
green ginkgo
&buy-item 1 GX Classic
wind gale
-remind 2h w
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
You do not have enough money to buy this item. You currently have 0 on hand.
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655915641:f>)
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hasty mango
&work
spice ruinBOT
JustMan#3169
You drive women to the store for 345
wind gale
& collect
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
wind gale
& collect
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
You can next collect income in 16 minutes and 22 seconds.
green ginkgo
&with all
hasty mango
& collect
spice ruinBOT
Fear#9268
Withdrew 25,398 from your bank!
JustMan#3169
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
hasty mango
&bal
spice ruinBOT
3,386
0
3,386
wind gale
Wth
green ginkgo
&buy-item 1 GX Classic
spice ruinBOT
@green ginkgo you just purchased a colour role, if there are any issues such as role not being given to you by the bot, copy the link of this message and make a ticket in #🤠┃modmail-support
warm wharfBOT
Reminder @flint abyss: work
flint abyss
&work
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
You host a fine wine tasting event and get 442
flint abyss
-remind 2h work
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1655916110:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
flint abyss
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 1,702 to your bank!
visual cometBOT
You never fail to amaze me @mellow thicket. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1941! 10000 + ⏣ 1941 an hour
pls alertto read it!
mellow thicket
pls work
visual cometBOT
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Reminder @slate shore: Work on Dank Memer.
Reminder @deft escarp: work
Reminder @worldly dirge: c
Reminder @flint abyss: collect
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Deposited 849 to your bank!
flint abyss
&collect
spice ruinBOT
AA.#6666
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.2% (bank)
7 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.4% (bank)
flint abyss
-remind 2d collect
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1656082776:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command
Reminder @wind gale: c
wind gale
& collect
spice ruinBOT
Adeias#9969
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
2 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
3 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
trail mountain
&work
spice ruinBOT
Syrme#9867
You cannot work for 2 hours.
trail mountain
&collect
spice ruinBOT
Syrme#9867
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.2% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.6% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.6% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.4% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.4% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.2% (bank)
trail mountain
-remind 2d collect
warm wharfBOT
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1656083837:f>)
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mellow thicket
&work
spice ruinBOT
Neax_77#4649
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 698
mellow thicket
&bal
spice ruinBOT
1,132
0
1,132
mellow thicket
&bj all
spice ruinBOT
Neax_77#4649
Result: Win 1,132
Value: 18
Value: 17
mellow thicket
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Neax_77#4649
Deposited 2,264 to your bank!
eager slate
&work
spice ruinBOT
cicjos#0055
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 424, albeit reluctantly.
eager slate
&dep
spice ruinBOT
cicjos#0055
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
eager slate
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
cicjos#0055
Deposited 1,212 to your bank!
pearl dragon
&work
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
You work as a beaver expert and earn 927
pearl dragon
&dep all
spice ruinBOT
Nasi Kucing#3968
Deposited 927 to your bank!
pearl dragon
&bal
spice ruinBOT
0
433,683
433,683
viscid inlet
s?t