#🤖┃bot-commands
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hi
let's play?
Finished hacking Le Croissant
"pls connect4"
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
pls connect4
you need to provide a valid user ID or name to play against lol
yes
pls connect4 @jaunty valley
Le Croissant vs. vergil
@reef sonnet is a 🎉WINNER!🎉
























































what?
vergil cums in eye, goes blind, runs for help but ran straight onto train tracks and gets plowed by a train.
No
pls buy laptop
@reef sonnet bought 1x Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls shop
Shovel (2) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (7) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (1) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,215/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,364/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (2) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,782/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,859/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
@reef sonnet bought 1x Coin Bomb
and paid ⏣ 30,000
pls shop
Engagement Ring (1) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000— 141/150 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
pls buy engagement ring
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Engagement Ring
for ⏣ 350,000?
@reef sonnet bought 1x Engagement Ring
and paid ⏣ 350,000
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 521,393
Bank: ⏣ 163,956 / 164,436 (99.7%)
Net: ⏣ 2,440,349
This event has expired.
MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
Attack the boss by clicking windows sucks lol
:rage:
7 hits — 0/200 HP
Le Croissant got ⏣ 3,832
pls work
@reef sonnet You need to wait 45m and 29s until you can work again!
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
pls shop
Robbers Wishlist (2) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (2) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,447/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Mouse (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (0) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000— 2,367/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,485/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 986/1,500 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!
pls buy mouse
@reef sonnet bought 1x Mouse
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls buy keyboard
@reef sonnet bought 1x Keyboard
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls buy hunting rifle
@reef sonnet bought 1x Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls postmemes
pls beg
pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
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pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646785938:R>
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Animal Crossing
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pls airpods
pls bongocat
&work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
471
&crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
704 from you!
&bal
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646785938:R>
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Animal Crossing
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pls postmemes
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,063
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls sell garbage 1
You successfully sold 1x
Garbage for ⏣ 490
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,225
pls memeeconomy
pls xkcd
pls choose
I choose for you to use this command correctly. Please list some items to choose from.
pls choose red,green,blue
Well duh, I'm going to pick red,green,blue if you only give me one choice
Next time give me more choices, seperated by commas.
pls choose red, green, blue
Le Croissant, I choose green
pls vote
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls vote
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646785938:R>
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Animal Crossing
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&work
You work as a street performer and earn
267
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646794107:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 309,244
Bank: ⏣ 163,956 / 164,916 (99.4%)
Net: ⏣ 2,453,200
pls buy headphones
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for ⏣ 3,675
pls postmemes
pls beg
pls work
@reef sonnet You need to wait 23m and 55s until you can work again!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 8 minutes.
-remind 1 hour 8 minutes work
Set a reminder in 1 minute from now (<t:1646787164:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminder 1 hour work
Set a reminder in 1 minute from now (<t:1646787198:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
- remind 1h work
Set a reminder in 1 hour from now (<t:1646790764:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @reef sonnet: hour 8 minutes work
Reminder @reef sonnet: hour work
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646785938:R>
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Animal Crossing
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pls postmemes
oi you need to buy a laptop in the shop to post memes
pls buy laptop
@reef sonnet bought 1x Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls postmemes
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls use fresh bread
You ate some bread, and this bread is pretty good
You have 1x Fresh Bread left.
pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
@zealous patio You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,900
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 25 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls gamble 3000
You lost ⏣ 3,000
New Balance: ⏣ 308,291
Rolled 4
Rolled 9
pls gamble
This command is for gambling coins from your pocket.
You place a bet and then roll a dice against the bot. Whoever has the higher roll wins!
This command is affected by a multiplier as well.
@zealous patio You need to bet something.
@zealous patio You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls gamble 3000
You won ⏣ 1,828
Percent Won: 61%
New Balance: ⏣ 310,119
Rolled 12
Rolled 8
pls bal
Tip: Yikers, running low on meme coins? You can get a sweet sweet injection while also supporting development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
@zealous patio You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 6,312
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 18,680 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 3,948,312
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls steal @reef sonnet
pls jail @zealous patio
Annual billing offers a 10% discount for premium perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls kill @zealous patio
rukusBlow died due to eating WAY too many hotdogs in preparation for their date Friday night.
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!
showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
pls blackjack
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
pls search
You found ⏣ 192, now you can do some laundry!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Tidepod!
pls slots
@reef sonnet You need to bet something or use "pls slots table".
pls slots table
ICON - MULTI


- 1x


- 1x


- 1x


- 2x


- 3x


- 4x


- 5x


- 10x


- 12x


- 20x


- 50x


- 75x


- 250x
pls slots 20
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You lost ⏣ 20.
You now have ⏣ 310,291.
pls slots 100
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You lost ⏣ 100.
You now have ⏣ 310,191.
pls slots 50
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You lost ⏣ 50.
You now have ⏣ 310,141.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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Animal Crossing
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pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646785938:R>
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Animal Crossing
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&work
You eat bananas for a living and get
426
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
&roulette 1000 red
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 29!
No Winners :(
&roulette 2000 red
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 11!
No Winners :(
&roulette 4000 red
You don't have enough money for this bet.
You currently have
553 in cash.
&with all
Withdrew
31,347 from your bank!
&roulette 4000 red
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on red.
The ball landed on: black 17!
No Winners :(
&roulette 8000 red
You have placed a bet of
8,000 on red.
The ball landed on: red 34!
Winners:
@tawdry gulch won
16000
&with all
Withdrew
0 from your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
35,900 to your bank!
&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&dep all
You don't have any money to deposit.
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
352
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646796109:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
714 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
493,597
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
275,634
3. quik#5071 •
259,094
4. michasia#4656 •
214,090
5. ombri#5658 •
209,157
6. Aen#0001 •
208,629
7. _tsuki#8497 •
197,830
8. Sude#2397 •
159,156
9. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
150,699
10. Syrme#9867 •
146,117
Reminder @flat nova: shit of the year
&work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
198
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
1,380 to your bank!
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646796627:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminder in 2hr work
Set a reminder in less than 1 second from now (<t:1646790449:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @acoustic girder: 2hr work
Reminder @reef sonnet: work
&work
You bought and sold items and profited
259
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @spark gull. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 731! 12000 + ⏣ 731 an hour
Pls work
@spark gull Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,731 for an hour of work.
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
This event has expired.
SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
Attack the boss by clicking lol imagine using skype in 2022
:rage:
7 hits — 0/200 HP
Draxis secured ⏣ 4,410 and 1
Hunting Rifle
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(60 / 100)
Level 9
You hug Derexa, aw.
@spark gull Derexa leveled up! 8 → 9
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@spark gull What was the emoji?
@spark gull What color was next to the word owo?
@spark gull What color was next to the word cat?
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
pls search
You searched through your dms and found ⏣ 1,101
pls hunt
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command, then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls beg
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,583 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls dep all
⏣ 1,560
⏣ 88,211
⏣ 8,960
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 88,211
Bank: ⏣ 8,960 / 8,960 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,315,171
Pls daily
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 34 minutes and 14 seconds
Pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls daily
Tip: Don't want to accidentally buy too many cell phones 👀, use the new confirmation setting! pls settings confirmations true
⏣ 20,300 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 33 minutes and 43 seconds
Pls dep all
⏣ 23,360
⏣ 0
⏣ 162,583
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 108,511
Bank: ⏣ 8,960 / 9,200 (97.4%)
Net: ⏣ 1,335,471
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 108,271
⏣ 9,200
Pls settings confirmations true
Warning Confirmations successfully changed to
Enabled
You will now get a confirmation before certain actions.
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 162,583 / 258,770 (62.8%)
Net: ⏣ 3,277,783
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Ant (⏣ 2,450)
x1
Boar (⏣ 9,800)
x1
Duck (⏣ 4,288)
x1
Junk (⏣ 490)
x1
Ladybug (⏣ 7,350)
x1
Skunk (⏣ 3,063)
Total: ⏣ 27,441 (145% multi)
You successfully sold 6 items for ⏣ 27,441
pls crime
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 2,122 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
Pls dep all
⏣ 27,441
⏣ 0
⏣ 190,024
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
Pls bal
@edgy vortex You also unlocked
1other achievement! Check your notifs to view the list!
Work 12 hours in one day!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
@edgy vortex You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 1,002,262
Bank: ⏣ 110,584 / 186,668 (59.2%)
Net: ⏣ 1,768,846
You can use pls settings [setting] [value] to change the value of a specific setting: for example, pls settings dm notifications true
If the setting can only be Enabled or Disabled, providing no value will simply toggle to the other option.
Warning Confirmations - confirmations -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not you'll get a confirmation warning before sending a large amount of coins, items, or expensive purchases.
Confirmation Number - confirmationNumber - 100000
The value that a confirmation will trigger at.
Texts - texts -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not users are able to send you messages via their cellphones (in game item, not real phones pepega).
Family Friendly Mode - familyFriendly -
Disabled
BETA: Toggles whether or not commands filter out most curse words and NSFW content.
Passive - passive -
Enabled
Toggles whether or not passive mode will be on. This means you cannot interact with other users. On one hand you cannot be stolen from, on the other you cannot steal, gift, share, etc. Passive will expire if you don't run any commands for 5 days.
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 701, now you can do some laundry!
Pls search
You found ⏣ 1,822, why are you in your crawl space?
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 110,854
⏣ 9,440
Pls beg
Pls inventory
Pink Phallic Object ─ 100
ID pinkphallicobject ─ Collectable
Santa's Hat ─ 2
ID santashat ─ Collectable
Snowball ─ 1
ID snowball ─ Tool
Pls beg
Lol
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
@opal vessel You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
21 hours, 27 minutes and 47 seconds
pls vote
Reminder @slate shore: work
&work
You clean off the counters and get paid
349
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @pearl dragon. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1484! 16000 + ⏣ 1484 an hour
pls work
Work for YouTuber - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,484 for an hour of work.
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646794339:R>
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Counter-Strike Global Offensive
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&work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
380
Pls daily
aw man you forgot to do your daily so you lost your 3 day streak. You last did your daily <t:1608701026:R>
@edgy vortex You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
20 hours, 38 minutes and 27 seconds
pls alert
REWRITE AND SLASH COMMANDS EXPLAINED
I uploaded the video of today's Q&A and went the extra step to put it into chapters (timestamps in description) so you can only listen to the questions you care about.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
Pls beg
Pls search
Holy shit someone actually asked! Here, the one who asked wanted you to have ⏣ 2,887
pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 311,168
Bank: ⏣ 163,956 / 165,516 (99.1%)
Net: ⏣ 2,505,124
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
&work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
324.
&dep all
Deposited
324 to your bank!
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646796516:R>
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pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1646796516:R>
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Minecraft
0
pls fish
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
pls postmemes
&work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
345.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646803874:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1646796516:R>
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Minecraft
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&crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
100
&bal
&with 100
Withdrew
100 from your bank!
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
&crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
994.
&work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
241.
&work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
219 for doing his job.
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
&with 900
You don't have that much money to withdraw. You currently have
0 in the bank.
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 2,890 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
!level
pls beg
@everyone
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,173, luckily you didn't eat them
pls search
You found ⏣ 6,695, guess what, God is indeed gracious!
pls bank
pls dep all
⏣ 1,200
⏣ 123,239
⏣ 10,640
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 123,239
Bank: ⏣ 10,640 / 10,640 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,359,379
&work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
160.
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
604 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646805739:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls slap @steel wing
zamn
&crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
119
&work
You cannot work for 17 minutes and 33 seconds.
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 56 seconds.
Pls work
@reef sonnet What color was next to the word cleaning?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls search
You found ⏣ 2,029, DID YOU JUST ROB THAT BANK WTF
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
&crime
You sold drugs for
422
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
335 .
&dep all
Deposited
863 to your bank!
Pls give stickbug
Trade command now supports sharing!
pls trade <coins> @user
Pls gift stickbug
Trade command now supports gifting!
pls trade <amount> <item> [<amount> <item>...] @user
Pls sell stickbug
You successfully sold 1x
Stickbug for ⏣ 4,900
Pls postmemes
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Pls beg
&work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
228!
&dep all
Deposited
2,412 to your bank!
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
75,946
75,946
&bal
Pls shop
Engagement Ring (2) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000— 146/150 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
Pls buy adventure ticket
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Adventure Ticket
for ⏣ 200,000?
@reef sonnet bought 1x Adventure Ticket
and paid ⏣ 200,000
Pls use adventure ticket
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 1
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack
Blue Phallic Object ─ 3
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 7
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 2
ID phone ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 1
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Engagement Ring ─ 2
ID ring ─ Collectable
Fishing Pole ─ 7
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Pls adventure ticket
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
Pls adventure ticket
A purple alien with a giant chin is talking crazy about snapping. Is he in a jazz band?
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adventure ticket
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1646803635:R>
&work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
Pls adventure ticket
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1646803635:R>
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 490
Pls sell blue phallic object
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls inventory
Rare Fish ─ 7
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
Rare Pepe ─ 2
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Tidepod ─ 2
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Pls sell rare fish 7
@reef sonnet You cannot sell collectables, you can collect or trade them!
Pls sell fresh bread
Tip: Scared of sending the wrong things to someone? Enable confirmations in pls settings!
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,225
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&bal
&crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
631 from the man's wallet.
&work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
381!
&work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
186
&daily
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646810889:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
186 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
1,012 to your bank!
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

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rpg rd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Daily
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Lootbox
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Hunt
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Adventure
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Training
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Quest | Epic quest
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Chop | Fish | Pickup | Mine
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Horse breeding | Horse race
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
Area #3 rewards
Get more rewards with vote
rpg buy ed lb
You don't have enough money to buy this lmao
rpg withdraw 500k
500,000 coins have been withdrawn
rpg buy ed lb
EDGY lootbox successfully bought for 420,666 coins
rpg rd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Hunt
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Adventure
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Training
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Quest | Epic quest
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Chop | Fish | Pickup | Mine
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Horse breeding | Horse race
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
rpg heal
aces, your life is maxed out
rpg ascended adv h
aces found and killed a
WEREWOLF (but stronger)
Earned 5,443 coins and 17,601 XP
Lost 0 HP, remaining HP is 220/220
aces got 1
EPIC lootbox
rpg horse race
aces, successfully registered for the next horse race event!
The next race is in 1h 30m 13s, you can see the winners every 2 hours in the official server of EPIC RPG
rpg rd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Hunt
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Training
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Quest | Epic quest
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Chop | Fish | Pickup | Mine
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
rpg ascended hunt h
aces found and killed a
GHOST (but stronger)
Earned 508 coins and 1,327 XP
Lost 0 HP, remaining HP is 220/220
rpg ascended dynamite
aces is mining with FOUR DRILLS!?
OMG!! aces GOT 5
RUBY
rpg tr
aces is training in the river!
What is the name of this fish? 
1 - normie fish
2 - golden fish
3 - EPIC fish
Answer with a 1, 2 or 3! You have 15 seconds!
3
Well done, aces !
Earned 3,163 XP
:heart: Happiness: 43
:taco: Hunger: 60
feed pat feed feed pat pat
:heart: Happiness: 73
:taco: Hunger: 0
CHANCE: 85.88%
The Dog is now following aces!
Normie
See your pets with pets
rpg rd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Quest | Epic quest
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
rpg quest
EPIC NPC: Hey, aces! Are you looking for a quest?
:dagger: MINIBOSS QUEST: summon and kill a miniboss
REWARDS: 5520 coins, 13331 XP
Will you accept it? yes/no
n
@untold aurora, you did not accept the quest
rpg rd
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Vote
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Duel
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Arena
:white_check_mark: ~-~ Dungeon | Miniboss
:no_entry_sign: ~-~ Farm
rpg big arena join
This command is unlocked in area 7
rpg ascended big arena join
aces, successfully registered for the next big arena event!
The next event is in 0d 12h 29m 11s, you can see the results in the official server of EPIC RPG
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
&work
You work as the president and earn
485
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646811098:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
343.
&bal
&sell
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
sell-item <member> [quantity] <item name>
pls adv
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

&work
You flee and live to tell your story
- + ⏣ 25,000
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
338
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646812750:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 2 hours.
&work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
467
pls work
You never fail to amaze me @pastel void. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 1318! 10500 + ⏣ 1318 an hour
Tip: Running low on coins? Join some giveaway servers, pls partners!
pls work
@pastel void Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,818 for an hour of work.
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You work as the president and earn
405
&dep all
Deposited
466 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646813305:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
&with 818
Withdrew
818 from your bank!
&bj 318
Result: Bust
-318

Value: 24

Value: 10
&bj all
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 20

Value: 22
&dep all
Deposited
1,000 to your bank!
pls adv
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
-remind 5mn adv
Set a reminder in 5 minutes from now (<t:1646806905:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
314
-remind 2h a
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646814040:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @pastel void: adv
Pls itemlb blob
&work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
459 for doing his job.
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1646809090:R>
13
67
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
3
pls work
@pearl dragon What color was next to the word copyright?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 17,484 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,397, congrats on risking your life and profiting from it.
Pls work
Work for Professional Fisherman - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,138 for an hour of work.
Pls daily
⏣ 23,300 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 54 minutes and 6 seconds
Pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(99%)




(8 / 100)
Level 13
You pat Chocola.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@rapid flax Chocola leveled up! 12 → 13
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
&work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
179 for your contributions !
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
&work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
383
&dep max
Invalid <amount or all> argument given.
Usage:
deposit <amount or all>
&dep all
Deposited
401 to your bank!
pls bal
@magic nebula You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 321,598 / 4,089,035 (7.9%)
Net: ⏣ 153,366,328
pls rich
🔹 173,939,401 - carbob feeberඞ#0720
&work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
322
&dep all
Deposited
790 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
495,800
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
275,634
3. quik#5071 •
265,557
4. michasia#4656 •
215,238
5. ombri#5658 •
209,649
6. Aen#0001 •
208,629
7. _tsuki#8497 •
197,830
8. Sude#2397 •
159,664
9. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
152,422
10. Syrme#9867 •
146,117
Reminder @left coral: w
pls work
@pearl dragon You need to wait 29m and 55s until you can work again!
pls stream
You were inactive for more than
30minutes and your stream has ended.
0
<t:1646810893:R>
13
68
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
3
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
&work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
302 for it.
&crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
608
&dep all
Deposited
677 to your bank!
&bal
&work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
447
&dep all
Deposited
447 to your bank!
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
pls dep max
⏣ 600
⏣ 4,160,119
⏣ 2,805,289
pls work
@tiny quartz You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
@tiny quartz You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
@hardy dock You need to wait 59m and 29s until you can work again!
@hardy dock You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Developer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 27,000 per hour
Day Trader
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 28,000 per hour
Santa Claus
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 29,000 per hour
Politician
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 30,000 per hour
Veterinarian
Hours Required Per Day: 5 — Salary: ⏣ 31,000 per hour
Pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls settings dmNotifications true
DM Notifications successfully changed to
Enabled
All the notifications from pls notifs will now get DM'd to you from Dank Memer
Pls alert
REWRITE AND SLASH COMMANDS EXPLAINED
I uploaded the video of today's Q&A and went the extra step to put it into chapters (timestamps in description) so you can only listen to the questions you care about.
Hi,
Please go to opera://flags/#enable-parallel-downloading and enable the Flag (you will have to relaunch your browser for it to be applied)
Also please check your GX Limiters and disable the network limiter to be able to download with ease.
It is worth noting where you are downloading from as many sites are known to PayWall unlimited DL speeds.
Note - For best experience, a dedicated Download manager is recommended as they offer more advanced features like -
- Pause and Resume
- Threading
- Download link refreshing and so on
Pls work house wife
@tiny quartz Congratulations, you are now working as a House Wife!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 12,000 per hour.
Pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
!ball
&bal
Pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,883/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,052/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,860/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
Pls shop
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,875/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity from robbers using a wishlist!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,300/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,734/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,410/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
&work
You work as a police officer and earn
188
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,861/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 2,793/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,849/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Pls shop
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,471/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
Bank Note (0) — ⏣ 325,000— 820/1,500 in stock
Use this to expand your bank space!
Engagement Ring (0) — ⏣ 350,000
Propose to someone!
Pepe Coin (0) — ⏣ 500,000
A pretty rare coin, probably only fairly rich people have this!
Duct Tape (0) — ⏣ 900,000— 130/150 in stock
Use this tape to craft certain items with the craft command!
Pepe Medal (0) — ⏣ 10,000,000
A medal only the top 5% of players have!
Pepe Trophy (0) — ⏣ 50,000,000
A trophy to flex how rich you are! You are rich enough to afford this... right?
Pepe Crown (0) — ⏣ 250,000,000
Literally only the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the richest of the rich will hold these beloved crowns. At least until another expensive item comes along LOL.
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
456 for your hard work
&dep all
Deposited
1,359 to your bank!
pls work
@stoic compass Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
260.
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646820652:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
468
&dep all
Deposited
487 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646820948:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
Reminder @hearty pelican: a
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 2 minutes.
&dep all
Deposited
560 to your bank!
&bal
pls work
@stoic compass You need to wait 43m and 17s until you can work again!
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you ⏣ 3,469 to go outside! Score!
You sussy baka! You also found a
Laptop!
pls dep all
⏣ 600
⏣ 138,108
⏣ 11,240
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 44.
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
pls bal
Tip: Work hard at leveling up and you'll get rewards such as coins, items and even exclusive titles and multipliers!
Wallet: ⏣ 138,108
Bank: ⏣ 11,240 / 11,240 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,379,848
pls inv
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
Bank Note ─ 2
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Duck ─ 1
ID duck ─ Sellable
Fake ID ─ 1
ID fakeid ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 1
ID bread ─ Sellable
Garbage ─ 1
ID garbage ─ Sellable
pls sell garbage
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
Tip: Some users use abbreviations for item names. A few common examples are tidepod -> pod, pepe trophy -> pepet, and bank note -> kno. There's a ton more too!
You successfully sold 1x
Garbage for ⏣ 641
pls sell fresh bread
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,600
pls sell duck
You successfully sold 1x
Duck for ⏣ 5,601
pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1x
Cookie for ⏣ 1,600
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
&work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
496
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646822221:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
180.
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&deposit all
Deposited
1,498 to your bank!
&money
?afk big mama super big physics exam
@oak rose I set your AFK: big mama super big physics exam
&work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
418
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
816 on black.
The ball landed on: red 3!
No Winners :(
pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
14 hours, 58 minutes and 42 seconds
&work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
188 because we pity you.
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 22,138 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
&work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.
&work
You cannot work for 34 minutes and 43 seconds.
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 45 seconds.
&bal
&bal
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&dog
You cannot work for 1 hour and 46 minutes.
You do not have permission to use the enable command.
Missing: Manage server
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 5,042 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
231
&balance
pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 558,884
Bank: ⏣ 29,480 / 29,960 (98.4%)
Net: ⏣ 2,813,364
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,000 for an hour of work.
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 2,986
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 162,536
Bank: ⏣ 11,240 / 11,480 (97.9%)
Net: ⏣ 1,384,276
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 162,296
⏣ 11,480
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls bal
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 40,938,796
Bank: ⏣ 342,935 / 346,175 (99.1%)
Net: ⏣ 52,320,431
pls rob
pls beg
pls use pad
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls search
You found ⏣ 2,132, in addition you smell terrible. Do you live here?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Apple!
pls alert
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
REWRITE AND SLASH COMMANDS EXPLAINED
I uploaded the video of today's Q&A and went the extra step to put it into chapters (timestamps in description) so you can only listen to the questions you care about.
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 164,428
Bank: ⏣ 11,480 / 11,720 (98.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,393,908
pls dep all
⏣ 240
⏣ 164,188
⏣ 11,720
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,223/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,355/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,373/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- + ⏣ 69
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,645, but its covered in old gum...
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls work
@steep bone You need to wait 25m and 30s until you can work again!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 69,027
Bank: ⏣ 105,647 / 111,887 (94.4%)
Net: ⏣ 8,865,074
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 165,833
Bank: ⏣ 11,720 / 13,160 (89.1%)
Net: ⏣ 1,395,553
pls dep all
⏣ 1,440
⏣ 164,393
⏣ 13,160
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 164,393
Bank: ⏣ 13,160 / 13,160 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 1,395,553
&dep all
Deposited
1,562 to your bank!
pls rich
🥇 19,311,797,299 - Death.#0666
🥈 6,226,198,754 - garukno#9690 
🥉 4,506,853,067 - abbie#5530 
🔹 3,052,166,135 - cyaintu#6666
🔹 2,769,235,288 - IRONMAN#3521
&work
You work as a professional worker and earn
483.
&dep all
Deposited
1,291 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
s?channel #🤖┃bot-commands
Message stats for channel #🤖┃bot-commands in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0)
s?members
Memberflow and count in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Also displayed are the past 7 days and 24 hours if not already configured.
Users: 409,398
Bots: 22
Change: +34122 members (+8.34%)
Change: -38411 members (-9.39%)
Change: +6843 members (+1.67%)
s?server
Server stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Also displayed are the past 7 days and 24 hours if not already configured.
Users: 409,400
Bots: 22
Messages: #👾┃general: 279,218 messages
Voice: #851421771181326377: 166 hours, 37 minutes
30 Days: 928,040 messages
7 Days: 202,962 messages
24 Hours: 18,747 messages
30 Days: 587 hours, 8 minutes
7 Days: 84 hours, 24 minutes
24 Hours: 1 hour, 52 minutes
Server Created On: <t:1590568762:D>
Server Owner: @left flower (GXBart#4648)
Most Recently Added Statbot On: <t:1591561807:D>
&work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
428.
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 20 minutes.
&work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
395 on the way back home!
&dep all
Deposited
456 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646828629:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&bal
&with 943
Withdrew
943 from your bank!
&bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 16

Value: 18
&bj all
Result: Win
443

Value: 19

Value: 18
&bj all
Result: Bust
-886

Value: 22

Value: 2
&work
You walk dogs for
449.
&crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
519.
&bal
&work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
190.
pls work
@rapid flax What color was next to the word lake?
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1646829363:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 7,379 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls inv
Robbers Wishlist ─ 2
ID wishlist ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shooting Star ─ 1
ID shootingstar ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 4
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
@rapid flax Chocola found a
Meme Box for you!
pls use meme
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,983,610
Bank: ⏣ 1,092,459 / 1,102,059 (99.1%)
Net: ⏣ 23,104,369
pls adv
Oh my god even in space you cannot escape it
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + ⏣ 69
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
&work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
411
-remind 2 h w
Set a reminder in 2 minutes from now (<t:1646822384:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Daily Box
Coins
@zealous patio You have an unread alert! Type

⏣ 689,102