#🤖┃bot-commands
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Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls search
You found ⏣ 3,144, now this poor old lady can't get her medicine. Are you proud?
Pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 608
Pls inv
Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,520
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls inv
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
Seaweed ─ 1
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1x
Deer for ⏣ 6,080
Pls sell seaweed
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 760
Pls search
You got deceived by the devil and died. Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.
Pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 4,724
Bank: ⏣ 16,997 / 38,720 (43.9%)
Net: ⏣ 471,721
Pls deposit all
⏣ 4,724
⏣ 0
⏣ 21,721
Pls work
@spark gull You need to wait 32m and 44s until you can work again!
Pls search
Congratulations on making it to the end of the chamber. Royalty like you deserves ⏣ 2,679.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls beg
Pls inventory
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
Pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 19 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls work
Work for Fast Food Cook - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
pls adv
You found a blob-like planet. Is this where the elusive blob comes from? WAIT YOU COULD TOTALLY GRAB ONE FROM HERE!
Huh, anyway, time to leave.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
&work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 27 seconds.
&balance
&beg
pls beg
pls rich
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🥇 749 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 259 - senus_#7270
🥉 247 - joyie boy#3007
🔹 203 - Sae-j#1998
🔹 193 - NIGHTCRAWLER#4042
pls suicide
Suicide/Self-Harm Immediate 24/7 Hotlines:
USA Suicide Hotline
Phone Number : 1-800-273-8255
International Suicide Hotlines
These hotlines are made available to those that do not reside in the United States currently. Look up the number on the list that correlates to your residency and call it. It will connect you to your country's suicide hotline.
Draxis was given a chance to synthesize element 119 (Ununennium) and have it named after them, but they messed up. R.I.P.
pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls adv
pls jail 836245391761735710
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls pet
This command allows you to buy and take care of your very own virtual pet!
Take care of it regularly to prevent it from running away!
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls work
@craggy anchor What color was next to the word welcome?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,440 for an hour of work.
pls crime
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 1,949
You won ⏣ 1,303!
Your hint was 57. The hidden number was 16.
pls use landmine
You're in passive mode, you can't use a landmine
oh great
pls meme
pls pp
LMAO
@craggy anchor You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
You are 47% gay :gay_pride_flag:
pls alert
Update 9.10.5
-
Share and gift no longer exist, you can now share and gift directly through trading. Run
pls giftorpls shareto see an example. -
This was done for two reasons:
-
Consolidate commands, we don't need 3 commands when 1 works
-
Prevent people from gifting things to each other without them knowing (haha blackhole be like)
-
Help further prevent userbots since both sides need to accept the trade even if it's a gift or share
-
We know this is a "bad thing" for giveaways, no need to let us know. You'll just need to make sure the other person is around to accept before you can give said thing away. Small price to pay for an anti-cheat feature
-
Net worth is now based on trade values rather than arbitrary rarity values that rarely updated
-
Some values for users will go down, some will go up. Take solace that this is now your ACCURATE net worth.
-
"but trade prices keep going down!!!!" yes that's because our inflation has been being delt with, and we've additionally been ACTUALLY updating the value regularly rather than every few weeks. The trade value is accurate for a majority of items, with a few small exceptions we're working the kinks out of.
-
We heard that things are getting a bit too grindy and pricey for casual users. We have more steps to take later, but these will help for now
-
Passive expiration is now 5 days, up from 3
-
Passive negative multi is now -50% down from -85%
-
As a small balance, passive is back to 24h between toggles up from 12h
-
Vacation command all around reduced price
-
New icons for

-
Fixed abusing the log command in fights
-
Started working on our next adventure to release early next month

:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Cell Phone (3) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (7) — ⏣ 5,000— 1,974/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,305/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (19) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,448/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (4) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (2) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (7) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,693/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (4) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,268/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
pls fight
You need to provide a valid user ID or name to fight against lol
pls search
You found ⏣ 997, so this is what you've been doing at night?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Blue Phallic Object!

pls fight @craggy anchor
@clever aspen is a legendary fighter!
You found ⏣ 1,481, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
You won ⏣ 1,135!
Your hint was 67. The hidden number was 4.
pls crime
You saved ⏣ 1,830 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,816,403
Bank: ⏣ 978,720 / 980,880 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 9,574,948
pls use daily box
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
You found ⏣ 778, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note!
pls inventory
Adventure Ticket ─ 4
ID adventureticket ─ Tool
Alcohol ─ 4
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
Ant ─ 3
ID ant ─ Sellable
Apple ─ 4
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 4
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 19
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 3
ID phone ─ Tool
&work
You work as a head receiver and earn
485
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645952469:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls use adventure ticket
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 3 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Catgirl!
What name do you want to give to your catgirl? Enter a name in chat now!
mistake
What name do you want to give to your catgirl? Enter a name in chat now!
pls scout
You found ⏣ 1,921, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 58m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
sus.
&work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
310
&dep all
Deposited
647 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645952579:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&money
&crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
106
&work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
475 strewn about between the seats!
!help
!help levels
Error: Nothing found
!help levels
!levels
Get a link to the leaderboard
!rank (optional member)
Get the rank of anyone in the server
!levels
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
You found ⏣ 1,199, NOW RUN THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING
Guess you are too scared
&bal
&work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
190
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @rapid flax. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 334! 11111 + ⏣ 334 an hour
Pls hunt
@rapid flax
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 2
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls adv
You met a moon man! Or woman? Actually lets not just assume either way.
- Nothing interesting happened
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given ⏣ 4,895 for a sub-par hour of work.
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
Wallet: ⏣ 511,427
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 2,724,427

@slate shore You need to wait 40m and 4s until you can work again!
In the distance you see a supernova. Wow, it's beautiful
- Nothing interesting happened
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- + ⏣ 50,000
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0
Net: ⏣ 0
Wallet: ⏣ 258,447
Bank: ⏣ 410,922
Net: ⏣ 2,884,869
🥇 646 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 519 - NIGHTCRAWLER#4042
🥉 517 - zav#0505
🔹 341 - Not Asian#2055
🔹 267 - Mod#7312
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
Pls pet




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(11%)
1h and 18m until empty




(100%)
7h and 58m until empty




(78%)




(39 / 100)
Level 1
You took Molly to the gym to get ABSOLUTELY RIPPED, costing you ⏣ 267
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
@slate shore What was the emoji?
@slate shore Molly leveled up! 0 → 1
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
@slate shore What color was next to the word bark?
This event has expired.
THE SHOP SALE JUST STARTED!
Let's see how big your knowledge is!
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
Pls pet




(100%)
11h and 57m until empty




(100%)
15h and 57m until empty




(49%)
5h and 51m until empty




(99%)
7h and 57m until empty




(87%)




(59 / 100)
Level 1
you spent ⏣ 1,333 on a big mac for Molly
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls work
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls pet




(100%)
11h and 57m until empty




(100%)
15h and 57m until empty




(83%)
9h and 55m until empty




(99%)
7h and 56m until empty




(95%)




(83 / 100)
Level 1
You donated ⏣ 1,333 to Ninja, which made Molly feel like an epic gamer
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls pet




(100%)
11h and 56m until empty




(100%)
15h and 56m until empty




(91%)
10h and until empty




(99%)
7h and 55m until empty




(97%)




(83 / 100)
Level 1
You hug Molly, aw.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls work
You never fail to amaze me @slate shore. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 360! 12000 + ⏣ 360 an hour
@slate shore
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,360 for an hour of work.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
Pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls pet




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(0%)




(17 / 100)
Level 2
Pls bankrob
@fallow sleet Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!
@fallow sleet OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It flew away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
pls pet




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(95%)
11h and 23m until empty




(52%)
1d and 57m until empty




(99%)
11h and 50m until empty




(86%)




(84 / 100)
Level 2
You paid ⏣ 2,000 to take Booger to the photo booth
You failed the mini-game so you had less fun overall with your pet and didn't earn any XP :cry:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@fallow sleet Click the buttons in correct order!
@fallow sleet Click the buttons in correct order!
Pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
pls daily
@fallow sleet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
16 hours, 6 minutes and 47 seconds
pls monthly
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
@fallow sleet You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 1,000,000 was placed in your wallet.
You can get more rewards by voting! (Click Here)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
pls alert
Update 9.10.5
-
Share and gift no longer exist, you can now share and gift directly through trading. Run
pls giftorpls shareto see an example. -
This was done for two reasons:
-
Consolidate commands, we don't need 3 commands when 1 works
-
Prevent people from gifting things to each other without them knowing (haha blackhole be like)
-
Help further prevent userbots since both sides need to accept the trade even if it's a gift or share
-
We know this is a "bad thing" for giveaways, no need to let us know. You'll just need to make sure the other person is around to accept before you can give said thing away. Small price to pay for an anti-cheat feature
-
Net worth is now based on trade values rather than arbitrary rarity values that rarely updated
-
Some values for users will go down, some will go up. Take solace that this is now your ACCURATE net worth.
-
"but trade prices keep going down!!!!" yes that's because our inflation has been being delt with, and we've additionally been ACTUALLY updating the value regularly rather than every few weeks. The trade value is accurate for a majority of items, with a few small exceptions we're working the kinks out of.
-
We heard that things are getting a bit too grindy and pricey for casual users. We have more steps to take later, but these will help for now
-
Passive expiration is now 5 days, up from 3
-
Passive negative multi is now -50% down from -85%
-
As a small balance, passive is back to 24h between toggles up from 12h
-
Vacation command all around reduced price
-
New icons for

-
Fixed abusing the log command in fights
-
Started working on our next adventure to release early next month

Pls meme
You reached the end of your adventure! Congrats!
pls adv
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
You're picking up a transmission from deep space!
::![~/$>"/+;]},;>$([__|<-/%?,_
pls inv
I think you called their mother something foul
- Nothing interesting happened
Reminder @flint abyss: work
pls inv
Apple ─ 3
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 10
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 6
ID fish ─ Sellable
Deer ─ 1
ID deer ─ Sellable
Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 10
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
Pls shop
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,935/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
Robbers Wishlist (0) — ⏣ 50,000
A robber's best friend! List all robbable users in a server!
Rare Pepe (1) — ⏣ 50,000
A lone rare pepe, made to collect and flex how many you can get compared to your friends.
Shredded Cheese (0) — ⏣ 75,000— 1,373/1,500 in stock
A mystic bag of light-golden shredded cheese. Earn an XP multiplier!
Mouse (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Keyboard (1) — ⏣ 100,000
A basic streaming item!
Adventure Ticket (0) — ⏣ 200,000— 2,278/2,500 in stock
A ticket to start an adventure!
Pizza Slice (0) — ⏣ 250,000— 1,389/1,500 in stock
Eat this for a chunky xp multiplier!
pls inv
Seaweed ─ 2
ID seaweed ─ Sellable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 11
ID worm ─ Sellable
yes
Tip: You can purchase lootboxes to support development here: https://dankmemer.lol/loot
Help us stay mostly free to play!
Wallet: ⏣ 2,306,571
Bank: ⏣ 100,322
Net: ⏣ 4,239,893
Pls buy adventure ticket
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
Pls bank
pls rob
Pls withdraw
This command allows you to withdraw money from the bank into your pocket! Check your balance with pls balance.
@slate shore how much are you withdrawing, dummy
pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1x
Deer for ⏣ 5,760
Pls balance
Tip: Feeling lucky?? Try pls lottery!
Wallet: ⏣ 178,199
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 52,877 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 689,699
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,312,331
Bank: ⏣ 100,322 / 126,242 (79.5%)
Net: ⏣ 4,180,653
Pls lottery
This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy lottery tickets and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win.
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 1,391,186,500
pls adv ticket
You never fail to amaze me @fallow sleet. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by ⏣ 3843! 10000 + ⏣ 3843 an hour
pls top
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
🔹 1,434,669,548 - Fizzy#4484
🔹 1,208,297,128 - merasmus#8558 
🔹 1,168,505,036 - Blaze.__.#9244
🔹 1,068,550,750 - zav#0505
🔹 978,628,882 - DarkKnight2064#4107
Pls top
This command is used to see the top people in various categories.
It is possible someone will not show up until they gain some coins, so to force someone to show up on the leaderboard (if they qualify) you can share some coins with them.
Pls dig
!levels
Here you go! 
🥇 20,291,454,048 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 2,044,946,092 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 2,002,099,338 - jaw#1001
🔹 2,001,369,782 - lolilaifuu#1660
🔹 1,815,302,154 - JayAntagonis.tv#4943
🥇 20,291,454,048 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 2,044,946,092 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 2,002,099,338 - jaw#1001
🔹 2,001,369,782 - lolilaifuu#1660
🔹 1,815,302,154 - JayAntagonis.tv#4943
pls search
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Rare Fish
!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
You found ⏣ 1,075, luckily you didn't get pricked you prick
pls sell exotic fish
Pls hunt
You successfully sold 1x
Exotic Fish for ⏣ 14,400
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
Pls inv
Ant ─ 1
ID ant ─ Sellable
Rabbit ─ 1
ID rabbit ─ Sellable
Rare Fish ─ 1
ID rarefish ─ Sellable
pls crime
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,236, are you the next Escobar?
You sussy baka! You also found a
Chill Pill!
pls beg
Pls sell ant
You successfully sold 1x
Ant for ⏣ 3,120
Pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for ⏣ 4,680
pls meme
Pls sell rarefish
You successfully sold 1x
Rare Fish for ⏣ 7,800
pls inv
Pls withdraw
@slate shore how much are you withdrawing, dummy
Pls all
pls inv
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Skunk ─ 4
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Worm ─ 11
ID worm ─ Sellable
Pls balance
Wallet: ⏣ 183,799
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 54,317 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 690,299
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 2,339,232
Bank: ⏣ 100,322 / 127,322 (78.8%)
Net: ⏣ 4,197,554
Pls inv
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Coin Bomb ─ 3
ID coinbomb ─ Tool
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Keyboard ─ 1
ID keyboard ─ Tool
Pls use coinbomb
MaciLaci has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
pls use cellphone
@fallow sleet memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
p
On the phone with the Police
THAT_HUMANBEING hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
MaciLaci's
Coin Bomb
+ That_HumanBeing picked up ⏣ 2,040
Pls use coinbomb
MaciLaci has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
MaciLaci's
Coin Bomb
+ That_HumanBeing earned ⏣ 3,547
Pls use coinbomb
MaciLaci has thrown a coin bomb in chat!
gwreroll 944653511726075974
You need Bot Commander, Admin Crew, Senior Mod Crew role to use this command!
MaciLaci's
Coin Bomb
+ That_HumanBeing gained ⏣ 1,207
Pls inv
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Mouse ─ 1
ID mouse ─ Tool
Rare Pepe ─ 1
ID pepe ─ Collectable
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool




(99%)
15h and 49m until empty




(94%)
11h and 13m until empty




(52%)
1d and 47m until empty




(97%)
11h and 38m until empty




(85%)




(84 / 100)
Level 2
Pls use cellphone
@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
S
Who are we sending this message to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
Pls @fallow sleet
What do you want the message content to be? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid message.
Pls Hi how are you?
@slate shore Successfully sent your text message to That_HumanBeing!
You have 1x Cell Phone left.
pls inv
Apple ─ 3
ID apple ─ Power-up
Ban Hammer ─ 1
ID banhammer ─ Sellable
Blue Phallic Object ─ 1
ID bluephallicobject ─ Collectable
Box of Sand ─ 10
ID sand ─ Tool
Candy ─ 1
ID candy ─ Power-up
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Chill Pill ─ 1
ID chillpill ─ Collectable
Common Fish ─ 6
ID fish ─ Sellable
You can't use this item :thinking:
Pls stream
0
<t:1645949029:R>
10
2
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
0
pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
pls buy keyboard
@fallow sleet bought 1x Keyboard
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls buy mouse
@fallow sleet bought 1x Mouse
and paid ⏣ 100,000
pls bal
Tip: Commands like 'pls search' or 'pls hunt' are great for earning extra cash! But be careful, there's a small chance you could die.
Wallet: ⏣ 1,678,180
Bank: ⏣ 100,322 / 127,322 (78.8%)
Net: ⏣ 3,736,502
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1645949111:R>
10
0
Minecraft
0
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
Pls work
@slate shore You need to wait 43m and 42s until you can work again!
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
Pls fish
Pls sell commonfish
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,340
Pls dig
You'll be able to use this command again in 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
You uh, just came across a pair of Odd Eyes floating around

The eyes do not approve of you reaching for them.
- You lost your :Landmine: Landmine
- You lost all items in your backpack, all your rewards, and your adventure has ended
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
Pls buy adventure ticket
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Stickbug
!
Pls ammount
You set a building on fire and on your way out you found ⏣ 742
Pls beg
Pls cat
@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
D
On the phone with Developers
MACILACI why you make bot bad??
DEVS Why would I make a good bot?.
Call disconnected.
Pls use cellphone
@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
P
On the phone with the Police
MACILACI hello?? yes hello there is currently a robbery taking place, somebody is planning to rob my bank, pls help!!!!
POLICE OFFICER Are you actually an idiot? We've just checked around the area, and there's not a single robber in sight.
Do NOT call the police as a prank. We'll be sending you a fine shortly for disrupting us. Have a good day.
Call disconnected.
Pls use cellphone
@slate shore memePhone -- What do you want to do?
w ■ Call in sick for work
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
W
On the phone with Boss
MACILACI yeah what's going on boss boy, can't make it today unfortunately mate cuz im a bit sick yeah
BOSS Oh, sorry to hear MaciLaci! Hope you get better soon. I'll make sure you're off the roster so you don't need to come into work. Have a good one!
Call disconnected.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls beg
Pls inv
Junk ─ 1
ID junk ─ Sellable
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Pls sell junk skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 624
Pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,900
Can be found in limited stock in the shop, from voting, or from being a patron! These are used to start an adventure in the adventure command.
BUY - ⏣ 200,000
SELL - ⏣ 33,334
TRADE - ⏣ 55,000 (33,741 traded today)
Rare
Tool
adventureticket
- 'Total Tool' Bundle
Pls trade adventureticket
A command to trade with other users. This command ensures you will not be scammed when trading! You can check out our partner servers (pls partners) to see servers that have channels full of people looking to trade!
Tip: You can turn these tips off with the pls settings command if you don't want to see them anymore!
Syntax:

pls trade <your offer> [ , <someone's offer> ] <@user>
Offer Examples:
10 coins
⏣ 10
2 chill pill
2 x 
250 5 apple 8 life saver
⏣ 250
5x
Apple
8x
Life Saver
Trade Examples:
pls trade 1 apple, 2 lifesaver 2 ant @user
Your apple for their 2 lifesavers and 2 ants
pls trade 100 @user
Your 100 coins for nothing (sharing)
pls trade 2 apple 4 chillpill @user
Your 2 apples and 4 chill pills for nothing (gifting)
Pls shop adventure ticket
This allows you to brag to your friends or enemies about winning the lottery, and also gives you a 2% higher chance at random events. The ultimate flex.
BUY - Unable to be bought
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 27,000,000 (67 traded today)
Epic
Collectable
lotterywinner
- 'Statistical Improbability' Bundle
Pls buy adventure ticket
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls pet




(66%)
1d and 7h until empty




(66%)
1d and 7h until empty




(63%)
1d and 6h until empty




(0%)




(49%)




(77 / 100)
Level 10
pls pet




(96%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
11h and 59m until empty




(99%)




(42 / 100)
Level 11
You pat My Ears.
@slate shore My Ears leveled up! 10 → 11
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
@slate shore What color was next to the word fluffy?
lmaoo
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Blue Phallic Object
!
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green lazer blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
& work
You gave yourself
295 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
mokosava, you need to wait 38 seconds to use that command again.
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 12,299 for an hour of work.
&work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
414!
&dep all
Deposited
2,864 to your bank!
&bal
pls work
@fallow sleet What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 13,843 for an hour of work.
pls pet




(95%)
15h and 8m until empty




(88%)
10h and 32m until empty




(85%)
1d and 16h until empty




(90%)
10h and 46m until empty




(89%)




(6 / 100)
Level 3
You paid ⏣ 400 to take Booger to go on a massive shopping spree
@fallow sleet What color was next to the word birb?
@fallow sleet Booger leveled up! 2 → 3
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
Pls work
@rapid flax What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
Pls dig
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
&work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
171!
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
103,577.
Withdrew
229,686 from your bank!
&bj 100000
Result: Win
100,000

Value: 18

Value: 17
&bj 10000
Result: Loss
-10,000

Value: 17

Value: 20
&bj 100000
Result: Dealer bust
100,000

Value: 20

Value: 22
&bal
&bj 100000
Result: Push, money back

Value: 17

Value: 17
Reminder @slate shore: work
&bj 100
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
316,596 to your bank!
&top
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
316,596
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
196,259
3. Marlhon1#3418 •
188,239
4. quik#5071 •
183,982
5. michasia#4656 •
168,085
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
155,658
8. Sude#2397 •
113,579
9. ombri#5658 •
97,734
10. TheMax#7378 •
85,261
Big essa
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
351
&dep all
Deposited
507 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645959806:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&money
&with 449
Withdrew
449 from your bank!
&bj 200
Result: Push, money back

Value: 18

Value: 18
&bj 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 23

Value: 9
&bj all
Result: Bust
-249

Value: 26

Value: 10
&money
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
21. Hori Ryuu#1102 •
40,000
22. Scarce#6650 •
39,564
23. Seal#5623 •
37,958
24. 311552321656193024 •
37,381
25. ! Aulys#5868 •
37,116
26. 死の天使#4948 •
36,929
27. Kyrela#9409 •
36,672
28. DugsMicha#6533 •
32,457
29. favor#5668 •
31,774
30. Wiinser#0728 •
30,694
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
This event has expired.
WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GAMER
Gamers are gaming in the game
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 10.
MRmeDH answered first!
MRmeDH compiled ⏣ 6,333 and 1
Normie Box
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
4chan
Yes these 4chan posts come from reddit. Get over it, reddit is better.
antiantijoke
not not even funny
antijoke
not even funny
blacktwitter
It isnt racist, its just funny
chucknorris
Let's learn about God
comics
See some s1ck new comics from the past week
create
Make some hot new memes on your own!
discordmeme
A random Discord-themed meme!
pls discordmeme
& work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
267
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645960131:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
& dep all
Deposited
1,963 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
41. furk4n#1160 •
24,221
42. Halis#8885 •
24,103
43. Hzero#0179 •
23,780
44. samsung#6969 •
22,759
45. Cokeyoin#4360 •
22,659
46. Alex.ninja#3399 •
22,082
47. v1cmak26#2126 •
20,293
48. Leyenda08#5241 •
20,045
49. MatthewM#7532 •
18,961
50. Eclassic32#0032 •
18,569
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
316,596
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
196,259
3. Marlhon1#3418 •
188,239
4. quik#5071 •
184,022
5. michasia#4656 •
168,085
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
155,658
8. Sude#2397 •
113,579
9. ombri#5658 •
97,734
10. TheMax#7378 •
85,432
&work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
462
&dep all
Deposited
5,715 to your bank!
&work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
258.
&bal
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
!level
Reminder @dim axle: c
!level
&work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
242
&dep all
Deposited
242 to your bank!
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&bal
&crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
569, which probably means that the "business" went well.
&work
You found
489 lying on the floor in General Chat!
&crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
149 fine!
&bal
pls dig
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
This command is used to grind for random items.
You have chance to dig DEEP into the dirt and find some really cool stuff! Sometimes you will encounter a mini-game that could have negative effects if lost but great rewards if won!
You don't have a shovel, you need to go buy one. I'd hate to let you dig with your bare hands.
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls bal
This command is used to check your wallet and bank balances.
Your bank balance has a cap that can grow as you use commands and earn XP! (It can also grow by using a banknote item if you find one!)
@pastel void You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 0
Net: ⏣ 0
pls alert
Update 9.10.5
-
Share and gift no longer exist, you can now share and gift directly through trading. Run
pls giftorpls shareto see an example. -
This was done for two reasons:
-
Consolidate commands, we don't need 3 commands when 1 works
-
Prevent people from gifting things to each other without them knowing (haha blackhole be like)
-
Help further prevent userbots since both sides need to accept the trade even if it's a gift or share
-
We know this is a "bad thing" for giveaways, no need to let us know. You'll just need to make sure the other person is around to accept before you can give said thing away. Small price to pay for an anti-cheat feature
-
Net worth is now based on trade values rather than arbitrary rarity values that rarely updated
-
Some values for users will go down, some will go up. Take solace that this is now your ACCURATE net worth.
-
"but trade prices keep going down!!!!" yes that's because our inflation has been being delt with, and we've additionally been ACTUALLY updating the value regularly rather than every few weeks. The trade value is accurate for a majority of items, with a few small exceptions we're working the kinks out of.
-
We heard that things are getting a bit too grindy and pricey for casual users. We have more steps to take later, but these will help for now
-
Passive expiration is now 5 days, up from 3
-
Passive negative multi is now -50% down from -85%
-
As a small balance, passive is back to 24h between toggles up from 12h
-
Vacation command all around reduced price
-
New icons for

-
Fixed abusing the log command in fights
-
Started working on our next adventure to release early next month

pls beg
This command is used to gain a small amount of coins with no risk!
Begging can get you coins, items, both, or neither!
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,867 and a
Cookie"
pls abl
&bal
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 1,867
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 480 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 4,367
pls dep all
Deposit is used to move money from your pocket to your bank account. You can check your balance with the balance command. You cannot deposit more than your max bank space.
⏣ 480
⏣ 1,387
⏣ 480
&slot-machine
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
slot-machine <bet>
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
marriage
Inform yourself about marriage and check status of your own one!
monthly
Get a large sum of coins once a month to help if you're down bad
multiplier
Check how high your coin multiplier is!
omega
Omega is the pinnacle endgame of Dank Memer. Are you ready?
pet
Interact with your own virtual pet!
postmemes
Buy a laptop from the shop and post (fake) memes to earn money from good ones!
&slot-machine 300
You lost
300
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⬅
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&slot-machine 300
You lost
300
|
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|
⬅
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| 
&slot-machine 300
You lost
300
|
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⬅
|
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&bal
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
13 hours, 57 minutes and 41 seconds
pls monthly
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
pls bal
Tip: Use pls work info for your job statistics!
Wallet: ⏣ 21,387
Bank: ⏣ 480 / 960 (50.0%)
Net: ⏣ 24,367
pls dep all
⏣ 480
⏣ 20,907
⏣ 960
&dep all
Deposited
1,497 to your bank!
pls shop
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Anti-Rob Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing basic items to not get robbed.
Grind Pack (0) — ⏣ 1,000
A pack containing items to start your adventure with grinding.
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,964/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,881/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,999/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
pls buy anti-rob pack
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
@pastel void bought 1x Anti-Rob Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
pls buy grind pack
@pastel void bought 1x Grind Pack
and paid ⏣ 1,000
pls inv
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
Anti-Rob Pack ─ 1
ID antirobpack ─ Item Pack
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Grind Pack ─ 1
ID grindpack ─ Item Pack
pls use grind pack
Using items is a key part of playing with Dank Memer.
This command is how you use things that are able to be used within the bot. As an example: pls use banknote 5 will open 5 bank notes. pls use god will open a single god box.
Obviously you have to OWN an item to use it, and not ALL items are usable.
Some items are turned into "active" items upon use, which you can see in your profile view called "active items". These last for a certain amount of time and expire, and an example would be an apple. Others are "consumed" upon use instantly, and an example would be a banknote.
pls use anti-rob pack
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Landmine ─ 1
ID landmine ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Padlock ─ 1
ID padlock ─ Tool
pls use padlock
Your wallet now has a padlock on it. Anyone who tries to steal from you will automatically fail if they don't have bolt cutters, however this is only a one-time use. This item will expire after a month if no one breaks it by then.
You have 0x Padlock left.
pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 0x Landmine left.
pls use box of sand
Box of Sand ─ EFFECTS
There's a chance the sand will blow back into your face, and you won't be able to steal from the person you mentioned.
Do you still want to use this item?
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Wallet: ⏣ 18,907
Bank: ⏣ 960 / 960 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 552,367
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls adventure
Adventures are a new type of content we plan on expanding on in Dank Memer.
Every so often we will add new adventures to go on, with our first being "Pepe Goes to Space". We will also occasionally go back and add new interactions and rewards to previous adventures.
In adventures, you can bring some items to increase your luck to get better outcomes (The higher the item value, the more luck it can bring). You cannot die, but you can lose the stuff you choose to bring with you. You are able to interact every few minutes with your adventure, and it will not end until you've interacted enough times or had a bad encounter.
Go explore space!
pls shop
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Cell Phone (0) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,726/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (0) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,295/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,977/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,560/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,860/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
pls buy cell phone
@pastel void bought 1x Cell Phone
and paid ⏣ 3,000
pls buy laptop
@pastel void bought 1x Laptop
and paid ⏣ 5,000
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
pls use cell phone
@pastel void memePhone -- What do you want to do?
p ■ Call the police
s ■ Send a text message to somebody
d ■ Ring the devs
e ■ Exit
e
memePhone is now shutting down.
You have 1x Cell Phone left.
pls use laptop
You can't use this item :thinking:
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
pls help laptop
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
flashsell
Trade a certain number of items with Dank Memer for a random reward.
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
pls hunt
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a hunting rifle from the shop with the buy command then then you can go hunting! There is also a chance to lose or even die if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger animals!
You don't have a hunting rifle, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to shoot animals with your bare hands... I hope.
pls buy shovel
Far out, you don't have enough money in your wallet or your bank to buy that much!!
pls shop
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,408/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,493/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,204/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,993/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 10,907
Bank: ⏣ 960 / 960 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 552,367
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
top
The replacement to the rich leaderboard, this is used to see the top 25 users on various categories
trade
Trade with someone securely.
use
Use a currency item (not all are usable).
vacation
Take a short break from Dank Memer and not worry about your streak or your pet.
weekly
Get a large sum of coins once a week! (premium servers only)
withdraw
Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
work
Get a job and work once an hour for coins and VERY rare items.
pls crime
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a crime to commit from the list, and you have a chance to win big! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die!
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,405. Nice!
pls redeem
This command is for our super awesome patrons. You can find more information by using pls donate if you are interested.
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls crime
You lied to an old lady over the phone and got ⏣ 1,610
pls crime
You were PROBLEMATIC and stayed inside for too long. Boredom killed you. Sad.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 14,922
Bank: ⏣ 960 / 1,920 (50.0%)
Net: ⏣ 556,382
pls dep all
⏣ 960
⏣ 13,962
⏣ 1,920
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 18 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls crime
You accidentally sent correct papers and earned nothing. Loser!
pls shop
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,021/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,487/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,964/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,990/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
pls inv
Bank Note ─ 1
ID banknote ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
pls use tidepod
Tidepod ─ EFFECTS
There's a high chance you'll injure yourself from the tidepod and die (meaning you lose all coins).
Do you still want to use this item?
Alright, let's pretend that never happened.
pls sell tidepod
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
You successfully sold 1x
Tidepod for ⏣ 8,334
No one is sure exactly how much this increased your luck by, but it's different for each command! This affects hunt, fish, beg, search, crime, postmemes, steal, dig, and gamble!
BUY - ⏣ 50,000
SELL - ⏣ 8,334
TRADE - ⏣ 20,500 (92,544 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
horseshoe
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
pls postmemes
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose which meme from the list to post to the fake internet, and in return people will pay you (or break your laptop) based on how much they enjoy the meme. This command requires a laptop in your inventory to work!
pls postmemes
pls search
This command is used to grind for coins or items!
You choose a place from the list to search in, and you have a chance to win coins and some fun items! There is also a chance to lose and lose coins or even die! Rewards are specific to the location, so some have different risks/rewards!
Hey you found ⏣ 2,198, I guess it doesn’t suck!
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Bank Note!
pls shop bank note
&work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
207
pls shop banknote
You can either use this note to expand your bank space by 10000-100000 or sell it for some coins. Your choice really. Expanded bank space does not reset on prestige (regular bank space earned via running commands does)
BUY - ⏣ 325,000
SELL - ⏣ 54,167
TRADE - ⏣ 115,000 (658,024 traded today)
Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
&crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
834
pls use banknote
You have 2 bank notes to open. How many would you like to open right now?
&blackjack 100
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 18

Value: 25
1
1x 
⏣ 23,079
⏣ 27,159
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 32,095
Bank: ⏣ 1,920 / 27,159 (7.1%)
Net: ⏣ 532,015
This event has expired.
TRIVIA NIGHT
Let's see who's the smartest person here!
In "Call Of Duty: Zombies", completing which map's main easter egg will reward you with the achievement, "Little Lost Girl"?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
&deposit all
Deposited
1,141 to your bank!
Either no one answered, or no one got the correct answer. Better luck next time scrubs
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
pls sell banknote
You successfully sold 1x
Bank Note for ⏣ 54,167
pls shop
:warning: ITEM DROP
Cursed Pepe ─ ⏣ 5,000,000
Shovel (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to dig!
Fishing Pole (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go fishing!
Hunting Rifle (0) — ⏣ 25,000
Use this to go hunting!
Coin Bomb (0) — ⏣ 30,000
A bomb that explodes coins for other people to pick up
Lucky Horseshoe (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,938/7,500 in stock
Using this increases your luck in some commands for 15 minutes!
Fidget Spinner (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 7,476/7,500 in stock
Gain a temporary multiplier depending on how long you can spin your fidget spinner!
Life Saver (1) — ⏣ 50,000— 6,853/7,500 in stock
Quite literally saves your life and keeps you from dying!
Tidepod (0) — ⏣ 50,000— 4,985/5,000 in stock
Risking your life for a multiplier? Sounds great!
pls buy shovel
@pastel void bought 1x Shovel
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls buy fishing pole
@pastel void bought 1x Fishing Pole
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls dep all
⏣ 25,959
⏣ 10,303
⏣ 27,879
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 10,303
Bank: ⏣ 27,879 / 27,879 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 261,182
pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ladybug
!
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 1
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Common Fish ─ 1
ID fish ─ Sellable
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Ladybug ─ 1
ID ladybug ─ Sellable
pls sell ladybug
You successfully sold 1x
Ladybug for ⏣ 9,541
pls sell common fish
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,386
pls shop cookie
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 22,230
Bank: ⏣ 27,879 / 28,359 (98.3%)
Net: ⏣ 273,109
pls dep all
⏣ 480
⏣ 21,750
⏣ 28,359
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 35 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls dig
You can run this command again in 34 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 21,750
Bank: ⏣ 28,359 / 28,359 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 313,109
pls search
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Cookie ─ 1
ID cookie ─ Sellable
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Jelly Fish ─ 1
ID jellyfish ─ Sellable
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
pls sell cookie
You successfully sold 1x
Cookie for ⏣ 1,590
pls sell jelly fish
Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!
You successfully sold 1x
Jelly Fish for ⏣ 25,440
pls buy rifle
@pastel void bought 1x Hunting Rifle
and paid ⏣ 25,000
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,975
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Garbage
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls sell worm
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,590
pls sell garbage
You successfully sold 1x
Garbage for ⏣ 637
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 32,225
Bank: ⏣ 28,359 / 30,999 (91.5%)
Net: ⏣ 311,084
pls inv
Apple ─ 1
ID apple ─ Power-up
Box of Sand ─ 2
ID sand ─ Tool
Cell Phone ─ 1
ID phone ─ Tool
Fidget Spinner ─ 1
ID spinner ─ Power-up
Fishing Pole ─ 1
ID fishingpole ─ Tool
Hunting Rifle ─ 1
ID huntingrifle ─ Tool
Laptop ─ 1
ID laptop ─ Tool
Life Saver ─ 1
ID lifesaver ─ Power-up
pls postmemes
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 2,599. Nice!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 637
pls sell common fish
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,386
pls inv
Lucky Horseshoe ─ 1
ID horseshoe ─ Power-up
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
pls use apple
You've eaten an apple! For the next 24 hours if you die, you won't lose any items. You will however, still lose coins.
You have 0x Apple left.
pls hunt
The forest seems a little empty right now, try again in 4 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls crime
You didn't find any clients... Maybe try a different industry?
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,839, did you steal this from a sick person???
e
pls rich
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
🥇 3,636,662,871 - thara™#5050
🥈 2,044,946,092 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 2,002,099,338 - jaw#1001
🔹 2,001,369,782 - lolilaifuu#1660
🔹 1,434,669,548 - Fizzy#4484
🥇 3,636,662,871 - thara™#5050
🥈 2,044,946,092 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 2,002,099,338 - jaw#1001
🔹 2,001,369,782 - lolilaifuu#1660
🔹 1,434,669,548 - Fizzy#4484
@shadow oxide You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 434,408 / 2,812,700 (15.4%)
Net: ⏣ 4,321,058
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 103,177 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,630 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 24,850 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 20,716 messages
4th. @full belfry: 16,609 messages
5th. @steel wing: 14,372 messages
Top Channel Sum: 461,447 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 231,508 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 78,128 messages
3rd. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 51,152 messages
4th. #946782020363780150: 50,941 messages
5th. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 49,718 messages
Top Member Sum: 499 hours, 30 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 109 hours, 26 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 105 hours, 29 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 38 minutes
4th. @tawdry gulch: 91 hours, 54 minutes
5th. @raw garden: 90 hours, 3 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 948 hours, 23 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 441 hours, 49 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 324 hours, 53 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 80 hours, 42 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 55 hours, 8 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 45 hours, 51 minutes
Pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Box of Sand
!
Pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 11,445 for an hour of work.
&work
You work as a streamer and gain
477 from donations
pls rich
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
🔹 705,512,498 - Death-kun#7373
🔹 675,093,013 - Not Wilson#2152
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🔹 1,409,234,973 - zav#0505
🔹 1,209,445,695 - merasmus#8558 
🔹 1,168,505,036 - Blaze.__.#9244
🔹 978,628,882 - DarkKnight2064#4107
🔹 884,501,490 - Scud#0027
pls rich
🥇 3,637,369,719 - thara™#5050
🥈 2,044,946,092 - cyaintu#6666
🥉 2,002,099,338 - jaw#1001
🔹 2,001,369,782 - lolilaifuu#1660
🔹 1,434,669,548 - Fizzy#4484
&work
You work as a zoologist and earn
169
Reminder @cunning portal: work
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645967008:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
sugma
&work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
308 anyway.
Deposited
644 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645967259:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @dim axle: w


@craggy anchor You have an unread alert! Type 
Daily Box
Coins
⏣ 83,748
