#🤖┃bot-commands
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You accidentally bumped into the Webb Telescope. Oh god.
You had better hope all the NASA nerds don't find out what you did
- :coinbomb: Coin Bomb gave you 5% luck during this interaction
Reminder @lunar spindle: collect
pls adv
You can interact with the adventure again <t:1645885724:R>
&remind 3m a
I will remind you in 3 minutes
Reminder @gleaming pumice: &collect
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
They made it so member only has interest now?
&work
&bal
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645892901:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
-reminders
&dep all
Your reminders:
45221642: #👾┃general: 'give fnk back his lucky role (dont do it if he ...' - in 1 week 1 day 7 hours and 12 minutes from now (<t:1646602844:f>)
48016692: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'collect' - in 1 hour and 37 minutes from now (<t:1645891567:f>)
48271994: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'work' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1645892901:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
Deposited
45 to your bank!
&dep all
Deposited
7,709 to your bank!
pls adv
A friendly alien approached you slowly. What do you do?
This alien turned out be really nice to you and gave you a Meteorite!
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
?afk @ / dm me if you need help with questions in #🌳┃mc-general 
@gleaming pumice I set your AFK: @ / dm me if you need help with questions in #🌳┃mc-general 
&remind 5m adv
I will remind you in 5 minutes
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1645880261:R>
13
6
Phasmophobia
0
&remind 10m stream
I will remind you in 10 minutes
pls adv
You got abducted by a group of aliens, who are trying to probe you. What do you do?
You got away, the aliens didn't enjoy their jobs enough to fight you over it
- :padlock: Padlock gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :Apple: Apple gave you 5% luck during this interaction
- :IronShovel: Shovel gave you 3% luck during this interaction
&remind 5m adv
I will remind you in 5 minutes
&work
You work all day at the factory
458
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls adv
You ran out of fuel! What next?
You found a planet that is literally pure fuel. NICE!
- + ⏣ 50,000
This event has expired.
SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 40.
Zeed answered first!
Zeed gathered ⏣ 3,351
&remind 5m adv
I will remind you in 5 minutes
pls craft
pls work
@rapid flax What color was next to the word cleaning?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls job list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls job fast
@rapid flax You're already working as a House Wife. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
pls job resign fast
@rapid flax You resigned from your position as House Wife. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
Tip: With horseshoes, you can gain a lot more coins from simple commands like pls beg, or pls search!
pls stream
0
<t:1645886642:R>
13
17
Phasmophobia
0
pls adv
A small but wise green alien approaches you
Do or do not, there is no try
- Your adventure has ended
pls inv
Shovel ─ 2
ID shovel ─ Tool
Skunk ─ 1
ID skunk ─ Sellable
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
Worm ─ 1
ID worm ─ Sellable
pls sell meteo
You successfully sold 1x
Meteorite for ⏣ 73,500
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 481,492
Bank: ⏣ 351,476 / 366,716 (95.8%)
Net: ⏣ 3,957,968
pls bet 100k
You won ⏣ 40,118
Percent Won: 40%
New Balance: ⏣ 521,610
Rolled 11
Rolled 3
&work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
453.
-remindme 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645894337:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Reminder @worldly dirge: c
&work
You bought and sold items and profited
240
&crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
536
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
776
706
1,482
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
&work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
257 because we pity you.
-remind 2hr work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645894586:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&blackjack 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 23

Value: 10
&roulette 200 red
You have placed a bet of
200 on red.
&work
You cannot work for 35 minutes and 32 seconds.
&dep all
Deposited
1,825 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 2 days.
The ball landed on: red 3!
Winners:
@tulip ore won
400
-remind 48h c
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1646060273:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
776 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Mbs0607#0001 •
175,537
2. quik#5071 •
174,131
3. Marlhon1#3418 •
173,716
4. michasia#4656 •
160,498
5. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
6. Zelivek#6161 •
149,928
7. Aen#0001 •
140,584
8. Sude#2397 •
109,078
9. ombri#5658 •
92,429
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
79,379
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
0
1,482
1,482
Reminder @flint abyss: collect
&work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
315
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645895091:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
945 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
Reminder @oak rose: collect
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1646060707:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Marlhon1#3418 •
176,119
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
175,664
3. quik#5071 •
174,131
4. michasia#4656 •
160,498
5. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
6. Zelivek#6161 •
149,928
7. Aen#0001 •
140,693
8. Sude#2397 •
109,150
9. ombri#5658 •
92,429
10. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
79,379
&work
You cannot work for 19 minutes and 53 seconds.
Reminder @cunning portal: work
&work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
239 near one of the potatoes
&dep all
Deposited
743 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645895301:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Pls work
@mellow thicket You need to wait 51m and 4s until you can work again!
&work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
452. The students loved you!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
&bal
&dep 478
Deposited
478 to your bank!
&bj all
Result: Loss
-100

Value: 19

Value: 20
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
1,087.
&bal
Pls crime
You tried to murder a random stranger, but he got away! You can't even murder properly.
&work
You sell bananas for
381
&dep all
Deposited
1,059 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 23 hours.
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
21. 311552321656193024 •
37,381
22. ozihambodega#9439 •
37,074
23. Hori Ryuu#1102 •
37,005
24. Seal#5623 •
36,621
25. Kyrela#9409 •
35,241
26. ! Aulys#5868 •
34,204
27. 死の天使#4948 •
32,011
28. Wiinser#0728 •
30,598
29. DugsMicha#6533 •
30,389
30. favor#5668 •
30,294
&bal @oak rose
You found a strange looking object. What do you do?
You ignored the object. BORING
- Nothing interesting happened

You won ⏣ 1,146!
Your hint was 89. The hidden number was 34.
Pls daily
Your next daily is ready in:
8 hours, 43 minutes and 52 seconds
Pls work
@mellow thicket You need to wait 46m and 30s until you can work again!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
Pls fish
This command is used to grind for items!
You have to buy a fishing pole from the shop with the buy command, then you can go fishing! There is also a chance to lose your fishing pole if you fail the mini-game that appears for bigger fish!
You don't have a fishing pole, you need to go buy one. You're not good enough to catch them with your hands.
Reminder @hearty pelican: work
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 19 minutes.
&work
You work as a streamer and gain
424 from donations
&WORK
You work as a taxi driver and earn
164
-remind 2h a
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645896291:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
You hacked into the bank and received
540 and an invitation to Anonymous
&blackjack 100
Result: Dealer bust
100

Value: 21

Value: 26
&blackjack 100
Result: Bust
-100

Value: 29

Value: 7
&blackjack 100
Result: Win
100

Value: Soft 20

Value: 17
&blackjack 100
Result: Win
150

Value: Blackjack

Value: 16
Deposited
1,214 to your bank!
&income
&work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
396
&roulette all black
You have placed a bet of
644 on black.
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
s?me
@uncut scaffold (ola.#5698)
User stats in the past 30 Days. (Change with the s?lookback command.)
Charts display time in UTC (GMT±0).
Joined On: <t:1643152243:D> (<t:1643152243:R>)
Created On: <t:1631711910:D> (<t:1631711910:R>)
User ID: 887688833477525585
Message: #🌍┃polish┃polski: 8,286 messages
Voice: #851421535642320906: 26 hours, 45 minutes
30 Days: 20,975 messages
7 Days: 3,380 messages
24 Hours: 605 messages
30 Days: 34 hours, 24 minutes
7 Days: 1 hour, 10 minutes
24 Hours: 0 minutes
The ball landed on: black 13!
Winners:
@uncut scaffold won
1288
&roulette all red
You have placed a bet of
1,288 on red.
pls beg
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls pm
pls hl
You lost!
Your hint was 72. The hidden number was 92.
pls sell
no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls trivia
no fool, the correct answer was Terri Brosius
Who voices the infamous Citadel Station A.I known as S.H.O.D.A.N, in the System Shock games?
You have 12 seconds to answer
Medium
Entertainment: Video Games
The ball landed on: black 8!
No Winners :(
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 17 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
&store
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&798110128624762901> theme role.

<@&797092436366589973> theme role

<@&722380606155259994> theme role.

<@&722380697909854220> theme role.

<@&797095213297958923> theme role.

<@&798109942409461761> theme role.

<@&798113242937425930> theme role.

<@&722455190581805136> theme role.

<@&722380794802339850> theme role.

<@&722380859218329642> theme role.

&work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
485
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645896822:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls rich
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
🔹 559,821,962 - zg#6666
🔹 553,771,195 - natty#8218
🔹 539,079,581 - Bob Da Knob#0856
?whois
@keen swift
Wed, Dec 29, 2021 9:19 AM
Tue, Sep 15, 2020 1:08 PM
<@&788361310672257094> <@&885471715130474566> <@&769225984364511323> <@&828357323470405703> <@&769226159011004456> <@&891676171962564628> <@&769230735495790635> <@&719219782221692949> <@&729806407242743808> <@&719219670200090687> <@&778911049915170816> <@&719217929626845194> <@&769579806681333761> <@&768417739777507328> <@&733424855038296064> <@&732632662661005332> <@&798115810215329805> <@&757605983815073792> <@&853942975116738560> <@&816339902765334539> <@&910499162628440114> <@&869964116926808114> <@&934912345669529640> <@&850678679121166347> <@&830165337911197766> <@&722433469275177001> <@&722433518415773806> <@&722433551173419119> <@&722433654739173377> <@&722433578771808298> <@&830192969914646550> <@&722534621484679219> <@&839809619281838080> <@&907214888068329532> <@&937682879004176384>
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
2 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
4 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
159 to your bank!
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1646063251:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
326.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,530, good thing the panty fairy visited!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 20 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls dig
This command can be used again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls search'
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 5 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,501, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls beg
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 19,686
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 13,400 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 160,686
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls search
You approach the area and instantly get shot by the government. They don't fuck with that.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 3,724
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 14,360 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 116,724
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,335, good thing the panty fairy visited!
&bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: 20

Value: 20
&bj half
Result: Dealer bust
854

Value: 19

Value: 25
&bal
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
2,563
148,290
150,853
&withdraw all
Withdrew
148,290 from your bank!
&bj half
Result: Push, money back

Value: Soft 18

Value: 18
&bj half
Result: Dealer bust
75,426

Value: 17

Value: 26
&bal
&top
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
226,279
2. Marlhon1#3418 •
180,269
3. quik#5071 •
177,029
4. Mbs0607#0001 •
175,741
5. michasia#4656 •
161,009
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
141,150
8. Sude#2397 •
110,501
9. ombri#5658 •
93,954
10. TheMax#7378 •
81,092
You cannot choose more than 100,000 for your bet.
&bj 50000
You can play blackjack again in 59 minutes and 19 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>
&work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
284 for your efforts!
&work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
206
&crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
140 in hospital expenses...
&help
Command List
https://unb.gg/commands
Support Server
https://discord.gg/unb
&crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
135.
&dep all
Deposited
226,620 to your bank!
&work
You work as a janitor and earn
193
&crime
Did you really just try and steal Bonkcat's hammer?
959 was taken away from your balance to repair it.
&bal
pls beg
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls search
Guess you didn't want to search anywhere?
This command is used to show you what items you own!
It also shows the item type, which is important information to tell you what you can do with it.
Sellable - This is for selling to the shop with pls sell.
Collectable - This is to collect and flex on your friends!
Tool - This is either usable with pls use or used to unlock a command such as a fishing pole for pls fish.
Powerup - This is generally used to give you some sort of advantage while grinding!
Tradeable - This type of item is used to trade into the bot for other items!
Loot box - This is a lootbox to open and get a chance at some sweet rewards!
Item Pack - This is an item type only for newer players to get a head start in the game!
um
Alcohol ─ 1
ID alcohol ─ Power-up
New Player Pack ─ 1
ID newplayerpack ─ Item Pack
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Shredded Cheese ─ 1
ID cheese ─ Power-up
Reminder @slate shore: collect
pls sell shredded cheese
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
You successfully sold 1x
Shredded Cheese for ⏣ 12,500
pls sell alcohol
Tip: Stealing while employed can very well get you fired, crime beware!
You successfully sold 1x
Alcohol for ⏣ 2,000
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Ant
!
pls sell ant
Tip: Hate getting everything stolen, tax, and long cooldowns? Being a patron can solve all of that! pls donate
You successfully sold 1x
Ant for ⏣ 3,120
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 27,916
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 18,560 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 53,916
&work
You cannot work for 21 minutes and 30 seconds.
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,579, why the heck is this down here
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Orange Phallic Object!
&dep all
Deposited
614 to your bank!
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
8 - <@&793485691400093716> | 0.1% (bank)
9 - <@&841795230915231814> | 0.2% (bank)
10 - <@&722478847815188630> | 0.2% (bank)
-remind 2d collect
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1646064419:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls work
@tawny acorn What was the emoji?
pls pet
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!




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(29 / 100)
Level 9
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,500 for an hour of work.
pls bal
Tip: Use pls pet to take care of your pet, they can help you by finding stuff, protecting your wallet, and being a great companion.
Wallet: ⏣ 39,995
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 19,520 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 90,995
pls pet
@slate shore Better take care of your pet, their love is below 10%!




(20%)
9h and 35m until empty




(22%)
10h and 33m until empty




(75%)
1d and 11h until empty




(80%)
9h and 38m until empty




(49%)




(5 / 100)
Level 10
You paid ⏣ 6,250 to wash My Ears.
pls pet
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
@slate shore My Ears leveled up! 9 → 10
You now have an extra point to spend in training.
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 39,995
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 19,520 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 90,995
pls dep all
⏣ 19,520
⏣ 20,475
⏣ 19,520
pls daily
@slate shore You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 52 minutes and 6 seconds
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls work
pls beg
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 18,062 for an hour of work.
You found a Ban Hammer 
pls search
pls with 100000
Hey you found ⏣ 2,156, I guess it doesn’t suck!
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 138,165
⏣ 1,270,234
pls pet




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(97%)
1d and 22h until empty




(100%)
11h and 58m until empty




(99%)




(74 / 100)
Level 10
You pat My Ears.
@slate shore Click the buttons in correct order!
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 6 minutes.
pls rob
pls work
pls bal
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,722,878 / 8,752,825 (54.0%)
Net: ⏣ 152,735,062
pls work
@flat moon You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 — Salary: ⏣ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 — Salary: ⏣ 26,000 per hour
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 10,000 for an hour of work.
pls crime
You called Bo Burnham and told him a joke. You're really joking at a time like this?
pls work manager
@flat moon Congratulations, you are now working as a Manager!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 26,000 per hour.
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls work
Work for Manager - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
⚽
Great work!
You were given ⏣ 26,000 for an hour of work.
ggs
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dep max
⏣ 26,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,748,878
pls sell skunk
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You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,900
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Seaweed
!
pls sell seaweed
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for ⏣ 760
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,332, at least YOUR basement didn't flood :(
pls beg
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls sell junk
You successfully sold 1x
Junk for ⏣ 608
pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 58,086
Bank: ⏣ 45,000 / 188,930 (23.8%)
Net: ⏣ 2,053,586
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@cosmic notch You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@cosmic notch You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
aff que merda de server
pls deposit 25k
⏣ 25,000
⏣ 33,086
⏣ 70,000
pls alert
Hey everyone!
As we've mentioned before, April is the deadline for our bot rewrite.
We know there's going to be a lot of questions and concerns, so we're hosting a large Q&A session for the entire Dank Memer community (at large) to be able to join and listen.
Friday March 4th at 9am EST (<t:1646402400:R> <t:1646402400>) There will be a stage channel AND a twitch live stream covering these changes and questions/answers. We'll be demonstrating some of the cool things we plan on doing with slash commands, as well as sharing our plans and timelines for the rewrite.
If you want to submit a question you can do so at the following link: https://app.sli.do/event/cm5K3hJ7KyJvoxi3EcsgcU/live/questions
- Questions are moderated, and we will only be accepting ones that are both on topic (about slash commands/our rewrite) and aren't duplicates.
- Before submitting your question, peruse and make sure it's not been asked already.
- Upvote other questions! We don't get to them all, but show us which are most important to you!
We will be streaming the Q&A in two locations on the above date
- Rewrite Q&A Stage channel @ discord.gg/memers
- Dank Memer's Twitch channel @ https://www.twitch.tv/dankmemerdiscord
We expect this Q&A to take about two hours, and we'll upload a VOD on Youtube when it's done so you can listen later as well!
We're very optimistic and excited for April, and can't wait to share our plans with you!
pls shop pem
Owning this medal gives you an extra 5% steal shields (does not stack). Otherwise, it is used to flex on normies who cannot afford one!
BUY - ⏣ 10,000,000
SELL - Unable to be sold
TRADE - ⏣ 5,000,000 (2,327 traded today)
Epic
Collectable
pepemedal
13x
Pepe Coin
1x
Duct Tape
- 'Pepe Collector' Bundle
pls itemlb pem
pls itemlb tro
You'll be able to use this command again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 10s, but patrons only need to wait 1s!
pls itemlb tro
Reminder @slate shore: work
pls itemlb odd eye
Loading...
no one has that item here (or they're not cached)
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls itemlb bolt
You helped Bonkcat bonk some horny members, Bonkcat gives you
226 as a thank you. You're now thinking about getting a full-time job with him. Will Thor's hammer be enough for you?
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645900123:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls beg
pls hunt
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls fish
pls work list
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls pm
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls dep all
⏣ 117,837
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,388,071
pls with 100000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 1,288,071
@slate shore My Ears found a
Laptop for you!
POGGERS
@uncut scaffold SHE FOUND A LAPTOP FOR ME
pls itemlb cro
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls discord mod
pls daily
Tip: Have you seen our premium perks? Support development and get some great perks! https://dankmemer.lol/premium
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 30 minutes and 33 seconds
pls weekly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 5d and 38s
The default cooldown is 7d.
pls dep max
⏣ 20,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,768,878
pls adv
You noticed that someone is watching you... :alien:
- Nothing interesting happened
pls work housewife
@slate shore You're already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use pls work resign
pls shop jar
pls work resign
@slate shore You resigned from your position as Discord Mod. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
pls shop jar
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls table fish
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls beg
pls dep max
⏣ 1,180
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,770,058
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,364!
Your hint was 21. The hidden number was 26.
pls bj 10k
pls pm
pls with 300000
⏣ 300,000
⏣ 302,671
⏣ 4,470,058
pls bj max
pls rob @flat moon
⏣ 444,732
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,914,790
&work
You walk dogs for
323.
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take ⏣ 1,748 and a
Fresh Bread"
&crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
456
pls daily
This command is used to earn some coins once a day!
If you run this command every day without missing any, you start building a streak! The higher your streak, the higher your daily rewards.
⏣ 20,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
7 hours, 22 minutes and 49 seconds
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls gamble
@slate shore You need to bet something.
pls gamble 9k
You lost ⏣ 9,000
New Balance: ⏣ 45,834
Rolled 1
Rolled 12
pls gamble 8k
You lost ⏣ 8,000
New Balance: ⏣ 37,834
Rolled 9
Rolled 12
pls gamble 7k
You lost ⏣ 7,000
New Balance: ⏣ 30,834
Rolled 1
Rolled 10
pls highlow
This command is used to grind for coins!
The bot picks a winning number and a random starting number. You have to choose if the hidden winning number is higher or lower than your random starting number. Choose jackpot if you think it's the SAME number!
You won ⏣ 2,217!
Your hint was 11. The hidden number was 17.
&work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
282
pls highlow
You can run this command again in 21 seconds
The default cooldown is 30s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls itemlb
This command will show you who has the most of whatever item you search for! Example usage is pls itemlb cookie!
what are you thinking friend, that item doesn't exist
pls adv
You went through an asteroid belt and made it out in one piece, thank GOD
- Nothing interesting happened
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,350!
Your hint was 82. The hidden number was 34.
pls lottery
This command is the entry point into the hourly lottery.
You buy a lottery ticket and get entered to win the entire pool for that hour. There is one winner an hour and you will get a DM if you win. Chances to win are 1 in (how many people are entering that hour).
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for ⏣ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
Winner drawn every hour!
To see who wins, visit this server
Last Lottery Win: ⏣ 822,247,500
pls highlow
You won ⏣ 2,366!
Your hint was 6. The hidden number was 62.
pls marriage
Marriage comes with some small perks for the couple who is married. You earn the most valuable ones in the first few weeks, with some small benefits coming every so often down the line.
To marry someone, you must propose by buying an engagement ring from the shop and pls use ring on someone.
To upkeep your marriage, you must share/trade or play games together.
Use ring item to propose to someone!
Marriage level increases every week.
Depending on the level, there are different benefits/downsides to it:
Level 0: The chance that your partner dies with you is equal to 5%
Level 1: ???
Level 2: ???
Level 3: ???
Level 10: ???
Level 20: ???
Level 25: ???
Level 30: ???
Level 52: ???
Level 69: ???
pls omega
This command is for the elite of the elite. If you think PRESTIGE is hard, this is EVEN HARDER. MOST users will never reach omega level 1, and thats the way it's meant to be.
OMEGA is the pinnacle endgame grind of Dank Memer, and only benefits those looking for a real challenge. This is Dank Memer's hard mode.
Pocket Balance
⏣ 27,767/100,000,000




(0.0%)
Prestige Required
0/3




(0.0%)
pls pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
⏣ 40,000
⏣ 67,767
⏣ 30,000
pls pet




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
7h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Rock!
What name do you want to give to your rock? Enter a name in chat now!




(100%)
23h and 58m until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
1d and 23h until empty




(100%)
7h and 58m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
You hug AMOGUS, aw.
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for ⏣ 3,800
pls inv
Pizza Slice ─ 1
ID pizza ─ Power-up
Shovel ─ 1
ID shovel ─ Tool
Tidepod ─ 1
ID tidepod ─ Power-up
pls sell bread
You successfully sold 1x
Fresh Bread for ⏣ 1,520
pls store
Cell Phone (1) — ⏣ 3,000
Text your friends! Fun for the entire family
Padlock (2) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,269/5,000 in stock
Lock a padlock on your wallet to prevent people from robbing you
Laptop (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 3,344/5,000 in stock
Post some sweet sweet memes for that sweet sweet ad revenue
Box of Sand (1) — ⏣ 5,000— 4,905/5,000 in stock
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (1) — ⏣ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (1) — ⏣ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (1) — ⏣ 10,000— 4,922/5,000 in stock
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (0) — ⏣ 12,000— 4,612/5,000 in stock
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible!
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
&dep all
Deposited
8,349 to your bank!
&work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
303
&crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 hour and 48 minutes.
&crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
564 in hospital expenses...
&work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
376
&dep all
Deposited
487 to your bank!
&bj 500
Result: Dealer bust
500

Value: 18

Value: 22
&bal
&dep all
Deposited
4,569 to your bank!
&bal
pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Worm
!
pls search
You found ⏣ 1,101, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Box of Sand!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Common Fish
!
pls beg
pls sell fidh
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop, or maybe even doesn't exist?
pls sell fish
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
You successfully sold 1x
Common Fish for ⏣ 2,280
pls sell worm
&bj 500
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for ⏣ 1,520
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 19

Value: 20
&bj 500
Result: Loss
-500

Value: 18

Value: 19
pls sell box of sand
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for ⏣ 834
pls work
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list+
@slate shore You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work housewife
@slate shore You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 2 hours, 39 minutes and 5 seconds
Reminder @dim axle: w
&work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
159
&crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
641! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
&dep all
Deposited
800 to your bank!
&collect-income
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&money
&work
You milk a cow for
374
&leaderboard
View the leaderboard online here.
101. Wrees#1579 •
6,435
102. +_Faker_+#3985 •
6,292
103. Kami#9680 •
6,291
104. Prometheuss.#6088 •
6,278
105. HORUS#1494 •
6,191
106. mr. mediocre#6794 •
6,164
107. Blaise Hannon#7338 •
6,097
108. FliF#1337 •
6,052
109. El Demonio Negro#1448 •
5,992
110. Muerte al lag2.0#6866 •
5,852
Reminder @lapis smelt: work
&work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
210
&store
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

&work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
363 after the pizzeria closes down.
LMFAOOO YOUR EARS WHY DID U CALL IT LIKE THAT
&blackjack 200
Result: Bust
-200

Value: 22

Value: 10
⏣ 4,175
⏣ 109,634,664
⏣ 3,355,766
pls bal
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 4,914,790 / 8,758,634 (56.1%)
Net: ⏣ 199,927,965
pls dep max
deposit coins much? you have none lol
pls work
@flat moon You need to wait 25m and 3s until you can work again!
@flat moon You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Junk
!
pls beg
pls sell
no sellable items in your inventory. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
pls hl
You won ⏣ 1,265!
Your hint was 9. The hidden number was 19.
pls bal
@uncut scaffold You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Wallet: ⏣ 109,634,664
Bank: ⏣ 3,355,766 / 3,355,766 (100.0%)
Net: ⏣ 131,855,930
pls pm
pls dep max
⏣ 2,598
⏣ 0
⏣ 4,917,388
&wrok
&work
You cannot work for 27 minutes and 7 seconds.
DHGASJFDGASJFDHGASDFJHGSF
😭 😭 😭
&dep all
Deposited
163 to your bank!
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 102,854 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 25,831 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 25,087 messages
3rd. @uncut scaffold: 21,007 messages
4th. @full belfry: 16,833 messages
5th. @steel wing: 14,096 messages
Top Channel Sum: 441,283 messages
1st. #👾┃general: 223,484 messages
2nd. #🌍┃spanish┃español: 73,449 messages
3rd. #🌍┃polish┃polski: 50,869 messages
4th. #🌍┃turkish┃türkçe: 47,658 messages
5th. #🌍┃russian┃pусский: 45,823 messages
Top Member Sum: 509 hours, 51 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 111 hours, 43 minutes
2nd. @sick tulip: 108 hours, 23 minutes
3rd. @sand zodiac: 102 hours, 36 minutes
4th. @raw garden: 95 hours, 15 minutes
5th. @tawdry gulch: 91 hours, 54 minutes
Top Channel Sum: 962 hours, 21 minutes
1st. #851421535642320906: 461 hours, 59 minutes
2nd. #851421771181326377: 324 hours, 54 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 78 hours, 30 minutes
4th. #851421628382183434: 51 hours, 27 minutes
5th. #827079182881783808: 45 hours, 31 minutes
pls rich
Tip: Run 'pls top [badge]' to add a badge to your username
🥇 646 - QuV.#5969 
🥈 519 - NIGHTCRAWLER#4042
🥉 517 - zav#0505
🔹 341 - Not Asian#2055
🔹 258 - Daniii#6969
dang
Reminder @flint abyss: work
&work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
424, albeit reluctantly.
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645902306:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
226,861
2. Marlhon1#3418 •
180,736
3. Mbs0607#0001 •
180,164
4. quik#5071 •
177,338
5. michasia#4656 •
161,758
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
141,182
8. Sude#2397 •
111,014
9. ombri#5658 •
93,989
10. TheMax#7378 •
81,705

-reminders
Your reminders:
48274422: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'c' - in 1 day 21 hours and 51 minutes from now (<t:1646060273:f>)
48277532: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'w' - in 27 minutes from now (<t:1645896822:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
&shop
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
A role allowing you to participate in the weekly meme contest for EXP and Coin rewards in #😩┃meme-contest .

This item is very special. In its unique manner, it allows users to create their own, personal and temporary role. It is expensive, so please use this wisely.
Note: The custom role lasts 2 weeks and is purely cosmetic.

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Claim some exclusive Discord Nitro for access to multiple premium features across your servers! More information here: https://discord.com/nitro

Show off your wealth with this giftcard voucher, which grants access to many sales on games, DLCs, subscriptions, and more at https://www.eneba.com/ !

!level
@torpid belfry do !rank
bruh
finally
lmao
Reminder @cunning portal: work
!ran
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
𝐲𝐬𝐤𝐨𝐢𝐝, you need to wait 56 seconds to use that command again.
xd
𝐲𝐬𝐤𝐨𝐢𝐝, you need to wait 51 seconds to use that command again.
𝐲𝐬𝐤𝐨𝐢𝐝, you need to wait 14 seconds to use that command again.
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
&work
You worked as a businessman and earned
283
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
&dep all
Deposited
283 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
11. Alphaspiderman#5054 •
81,248
12. Syrme#9867 •
77,593
13. Gnome#2234 •
64,414
14. [Henti КУСЬ]#2749](https://unb.gg/lb/715121965563772980/492949651461373952) •
51,982
15. Problas#0001 •
50,276
16. Richardial!#1416 •
50,274
17. Moonicorn / Luna M ♡#4200 •
49,269
18. fluffy._.penguin#6075 •
44,576
19. Hyper Alpha#1522 •
44,024
20. Scarce#6650 •
39,564
&bal Zelivek#6161
&bal fluffy._.penguin#6075
Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.
44,576
0
44,576
&work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
229 off your new game.
&dep all
Deposited
267 to your bank!
-remind 2h work
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645902869:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
!server
!ran
!level
!level
!level
hy
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
hmmm
Ad1tya, you need to wait 30 seconds to use that command again.
hello
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
Reminder @hearty pelican: a
&work
You were farming and earned
172
Buy an item with the buy-item [quantity] <name> command.
For more information on an item use the item-info <name> command.
<@&722380957402791937> theme role.

<@&798113248461324298> theme role.

500 EXP in our ranking system!

1,000 EXP in our ranking system!

2,000 EXP in our ranking system!

<@&847790749210902539> colour role.

<@&847790677483323442> colour role.

<@&937463286901915718> colour role.

<@&847790466287796235> colour role.

<@&937469339114807316> colour role.

You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
&bj all
Result: Loss
-358

Value: Soft 18

Value: 21
&bal
&work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
310.
-remind 2h a
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645903803:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
-reminders
Your reminders:
48288316: #🤖┃bot-commands: 'a' - in 1 hour and 59 minutes from now (<t:1645903803:f>)
Remove a reminder with delreminder/rmreminder (id) where id is the first number for each reminder above.
To clear all reminders, use delreminder with the -a switch.
pls rank
&collect
Role income successfully collected!
1 - <@&885471715130474566> | 0.1% (bank)
2 - <@&722534621484679219> | 0.3% (bank)
3 - <@&778911049915170816> | 0.3% (bank)
4 - <@&719219670200090687> | 0.2% (bank)
5 - <@&729806407242743808> | 0.2% (bank)
6 - <@&719219782221692949> | 0.1% (bank)
7 - <@&755687116645728337> | 0.1% (bank)
&collect
You can next collect income in 1 day and 21 hours.
-remind 2d
Remindme <Time:Duration> <Message:Text>
Invalid arguments provided: Not enough arguments passed
-remind 2d a
Set a reminder in 2 days from now (<t:1646069463:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
5,810 to your bank!
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
227,081
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
181,140
3. Marlhon1#3418 •
180,736
4. quik#5071 •
177,853
5. michasia#4656 •
162,028
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
141,605
8. Sude#2397 •
111,192
9. ombri#5658 •
94,144
10. TheMax#7378 •
81,852
&bal
&bj 200
Result: Dealer bust
200

Value: 17

Value: 23
&work
pls job list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
229, as it was originally their job
pls job fast
@rapid flax You recently resigned from your old job.
You can look for another job in 11 minutes and 18 seconds
@rapid flax You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Tip: Check out our full list of commands on our new and improved website! https://dankmemer.lol/commands
Update 9.10.5
-
Share and gift no longer exist, you can now share and gift directly through trading. Run
pls giftorpls shareto see an example. -
This was done for two reasons:
-
Consolidate commands, we don't need 3 commands when 1 works
-
Prevent people from gifting things to each other without them knowing (haha blackhole be like)
-
Help further prevent userbots since both sides need to accept the trade even if it's a gift or share
-
We know this is a "bad thing" for giveaways, no need to let us know. You'll just need to make sure the other person is around to accept before you can give said thing away. Small price to pay for an anti-cheat feature
-
Net worth is now based on trade values rather than arbitrary rarity values that rarely updated
-
Some values for users will go down, some will go up. Take solace that this is now your ACCURATE net worth.
-
"but trade prices keep going down!!!!" yes that's because our inflation has been being delt with, and we've additionally been ACTUALLY updating the value regularly rather than every few weeks. The trade value is accurate for a majority of items, with a few small exceptions we're working the kinks out of.
-
We heard that things are getting a bit too grindy and pricey for casual users. We have more steps to take later, but these will help for now
-
Passive expiration is now 5 days, up from 3
-
Passive negative multi is now -50% down from -85%
-
As a small balance, passive is back to 24h between toggles up from 12h
-
Vacation command all around reduced price
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New icons for

-
Fixed abusing the log command in fights
-
Started working on our next adventure to release early next month

&work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
266
-remind 10m a
Set a reminder in 10 minutes from now (<t:1645897412:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Reminder @worldly dirge: w
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls beg
pls adv
You work as a model and earn
277
-remind 2h w
Set a reminder in 2 hours from now (<t:1645904057:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
&dep all
Deposited
2,391 to your bank!
&work
You cannot work for 29 minutes and 59 seconds.
&lb
View the leaderboard online here.
1. Zelivek#6161 •
227,118
2. Mbs0607#0001 •
181,223
3. Marlhon1#3418 •
180,736
4. quik#5071 •
177,944
5. michasia#4656 •
162,028
6. _tsuki#8497 •
159,593
7. Aen#0001 •
141,732
8. Sude#2397 •
111,469
9. ombri#5658 •
94,144
10. TheMax#7378 •
81,852
&work
You cannot work for 1 hour and 4 minutes.
Ok.
ZaAbbsGx, you need to wait 46 seconds to use that command again.
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
oof
Flashergamer45, you need to wait 31 seconds to use that command again.
!levels
Here you go! 
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
pls meme
pls rich
🔹 582,851,754 - Educated Saathvik#5638
🔹 559,821,962 - zg#6666
🔹 553,771,195 - natty#8218
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
Reminder @rapid flax: a
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
adventure
A passive command with very little risk, to go on an adventure!
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
pls blackjack
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
You need to bet something, seems like common sense tbh.
1
pls job list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 — Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 — Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 — Salary: ⏣ 15,000 per hour
pls job fast
@rapid flax Congratulations, you are now working as a Fast Food Cook!
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is ⏣ 11,111 per hour.
pls work
@rapid flax What color was next to the word fries?
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't select a color.
You were given ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par hour of work.
&work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
354
&dep all
Deposited
388 to your bank!
&bal




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