#๐คโbot-commands
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pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
pls sell rabbit
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for โฃ 2,506
pls inv
Fresh Bread โ 1
ID bread โ Sellable
Garbage โ 3
ID garbage โ Sellable
Rare Fish โ 6
ID rarefish โ Sellable
Skunk โ 1
ID skunk โ Sellable
Worm โ 2
ID worm โ Sellable
?afk music
@vagrant epoch I set your AFK: music
pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@somber jacinth You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Police Officer
Hours Required Per Day: 3 โ Salary: โฃ 21,000 per hour
Teacher
Hours Required Per Day: 3 โ Salary: โฃ 22,000 per hour
Musician
Hours Required Per Day: 3 โ Salary: โฃ 23,000 per hour
Pro Gamer
Hours Required Per Day: 4 โ Salary: โฃ 25,000 per hour
Manager
Hours Required Per Day: 4 โ Salary: โฃ 26,000 per hour
pls work pro gamer
@somber jacinth Congratulations, you are now working as a Pro Gamer!
You're required to work at least 4 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is โฃ 25,000 per hour.
pls work
@somber jacinth What color was next to the word gamer?
Great work!
You were given โฃ 25,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for โฃ 3,875
pls pm
pls beg
-whois
592421886181244939
23 Jun 19 18:33 UTC
2 years 28 weeks 5 days and 18 hours
Couldn't find out
Couldn't find out
Custom Status: Scout rezil bir karakter.
11 Mar 20 17:20 UTC: korona geldi NOT STONKS
11 Mar 20 17:19 UTC: NOT STONKS
17 Jan 20 05:45 UTC: STONKS
No nicknames tracked```
s?t
Top users and channels in the past 30 Days.
Top Member Sum: 83,208 messages
1st. @gentle venture: 26,867 messages
2nd. @ionic sail: 15,384 messages
3rd. @rare coral: 15,004 messages
4th. @uncut scaffold: 14,721 messages
5th. @steel wing: 11,232 messages
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Top Channel Sum: 419,403 messages
1st. #๐พโgeneral: 256,218 messages
2nd. #๐โrussianโpัััะบะธะน: 58,720 messages
3rd. #๐โspanishโespaรฑol: 36,961 messages
4th. #๐โturkishโtรผrkรงe: 36,028 messages
5th. #๐โpolishโpolski: 31,476 messages
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Top Member Sum: 445 hours, 30 minutes
1st. @gentle venture: 114 hours, 49 minutes
2nd. @sand zodiac: 105 hours, 35 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 88 hours, 57 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 82 hours, 39 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 53 hours, 30 minutes
โ
Top Channel Sum: 636 hours, 52 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 283 hours, 22 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 231 hours, 19 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 61 hours, 57 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 43 hours, 55 minutes
5th. Owa owa: 16 hours, 19 minutes
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-whois 492949651461373952
492949651461373952
22 Sep 18 06:45 UTC
3 years 15 weeks and 7 hours
08 Dec 21 17:26 UTC
4 weeks 2 days and 20 hours
Custom Status: Look in the mirror more often, it will save you
03 Apr 20 06:52 UTC: Henti [ะะฃะกะฌ]
02 Apr 20 18:25 UTC: ะขัะผะฐะฝ
02 Apr 20 18:25 UTC: ะขัะผะฐะฝ
28 Mar 20 07:32 UTC: Henti [ะะฃะกะฌ]
28 Mar 20 07:30 UTC: ะกะฐะฝััะพะบ228882 ๐
No nicknames tracked```
-whois
592421886181244939
23 Jun 19 18:33 UTC
2 years 28 weeks 5 days and 19 hours
Couldn't find out
Couldn't find out
Custom Status: Scout rezil bir karakter.
11 Mar 20 17:20 UTC: korona geldi NOT STONKS
11 Mar 20 17:19 UTC: NOT STONKS
17 Jan 20 05:45 UTC: STONKS
No nicknames tracked```
?whois
@shut swift
Mon, Nov 9, 2020 12:50 PM
Sun, Jun 23, 2019 6:33 PM
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?av 256880213500231681
?av 570607050812424198
pls dep all
deposit coins much? you have none lol
-whois
592421886181244939
23 Jun 19 18:33 UTC
2 years 28 weeks 5 days and 22 hours
09 Nov 20 12:50 UTC
1 year 8 weeks 5 days and 4 hours
Custom Status: Scout rezil bir karakter.
11 Mar 20 17:20 UTC: korona geldi NOT STONKS
11 Mar 20 17:19 UTC: NOT STONKS
17 Jan 20 05:45 UTC: STONKS
No nicknames tracked```
-whois 887688833477525585
887688833477525585
15 Sep 21 13:18 UTC
16 weeks 3 days and 3 hours
04 Jan 22 02:02 UTC
4 days and 15 hours
Custom Status: she was the one with the broken smile
No nicknames tracked```
pls work
@somber jacinth What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given โฃ 25,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Jelly Fish
!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls sell jelly fish
You successfully sold 1x
Jelly Fish for โฃ 24,800
pls beg
pls pm
pls collect bank note
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls work
@slate shore What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given โฃ 18,062 for an hour of work.
pls pm
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 13 seconds
The default cooldown is 40s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls work
@somber jacinth You need to wait 9m and 30s until you can work again!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Junks
!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Deer
!
pls sell deer
You successfully sold 1x
Deer for โฃ 6,200
pls sell junks max
You successfully sold 4x
Junks for โฃ 2,480
-whois
pls sell junks max
Use this command to sell some of your items back to the bot. Different item types have different sale values. You can see what something could sell for with pls shop <item name>.
you don't own this item lol
Tip: Try to avoid getting fired from your job! If you do, you'll need to wait 6 hours before you can find another one
@unborn crater You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
pls shop iron
This command lists all the items available to buy in the shop. Use the pls buy command to buy anything here that you can afford! (Not all items in the bot are buyable here btw)
pls shop
LIGHTNING SALE (resets in 15m)
Laptop โ โฃ 2,250 (55% OFF!)
Use the laptop to post memes using the postmemes command, which can either get you bad or good reviews. Depending on the review, you could earn some cash!
Box of Sand (0) โ โฃ 5,000
Chuck some sand in someone's face to prevent them from robbing you
Apple (0) โ โฃ 7,500
An apple a day keeps the what away? Avoid item loss on death!
Landmine (0) โ โฃ 10,000
Blows up when someone steps on it when trying to steal from you, potentially killing them
Fake ID (0) โ โฃ 10,000
Disguise your identity on the rich leaderboard command!
Alcohol (0) โ โฃ 12,000
Down some alcohol and maybe you'll get lucky! Maybe.
pls buy dragon
This command is used to buy items from the Dank Memer shop!
These items range from useful tool to useless collectable. There is usually an item for sale too!
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
/rank
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
/rank
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
You aren't ranked yet. Send some messages first, then try again.
!lvl
?afk lunch
@flat vale I set your AFK: lunch
Pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Tip: Our OFFICIAL community server gives a large multi, robbing is disabled, and we do a TON of giveaways daily! discord.gg/memers
โฃ 25,500 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
5 hours, 1 minute and 15 seconds
Pls work
Work for Musician - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
โฝ
Great work!
You were given โฃ 23,000 for an hour of work.
Pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Catch the fish!

:bucket::bucket::bucket:
You cast out your line and brought back one Kraken
, nice catch!
Pls sell kraken
You successfully sold 1x
Kraken for โฃ 228,000
pls work
@somber jacinth What color was next to the word solo?
dang
Great work!
You were given โฃ 25,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 3 Box of Sands
!
pls sell sand max
Tip: Did you know you can get a TON of rewards each day just from voting every 12 hours? pls vote gives you more info
You successfully sold 3x
Box of Sands for โฃ 3,000
Pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Ffs
pls hunt
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
pls work
This command is a great source of coins. You can work once an hour (doing a mini-game) for some coins and a chance at a unique item to that job + a promotion!
@limber siren You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@limber siren You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls pm
pls pm
This event has expired.
THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
Attack the boss by clicking jerk
:rage:
14 hits โ 0/50 HP
pls work
@limber siren You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
@limber siren You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
haruแต dug up โฃ 4,940
Shamsiel hustled โฃ 3,628
Pls bal
Wallet: โฃ 498,126
Bank: โฃ 188,063 / 189,503 (99.2%)
pls beg
Pls beg
Pls hl
You won โฃ 785!
Your hint was 28. The hidden number was 50.
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Box of Sands
!
Pls sell box of sands max
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for โฃ 1,000
Laptop โ 6
ID laptop โ Tool
Cell Phone โ 1
ID phone โ Tool
Pink Phallic Object โ 532,156
ID pinkphallicobject โ Collectable
Purple Phallic Object โ 1
ID purplephallicobject โ Collectable
Box of Sand โ 1
ID sand โ Tool
Pls sell box
You successfully sold 1x
Box of Sand for โฃ 1,000
pls pet




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(100%)
23h and 59m until empty




(100%)
15h and 59m until empty




(100%)
4h and 47m until empty




(100%)




(70 / 100)
Level 5
you spent โฃ 21 on a big mac for Charly
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
@eternal mason Click the buttons in correct order!
pls work
You were fired from your position as a YouTuber.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
You no longer have a job, and need to wait 6 hours before you can find another job.
@eternal mason You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
pls weekly
&help
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 19d, 20h and 53m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
LOL
pls monthly
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
This command gives you a large sum of coins once per month!
Your account is too new to redeem monthly!
pls weekly
Get a large sum of coins weekly to aid in your grinding/trading!
pls weekly is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/dankmemerbot
@gleaming hill You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
&work

?afk viaje
@lyric maple I set your AFK: viaje
s?t
s?me
/rank
^^^^^^
role is a required argument that is missing.```
amazing
pls work
@eternal mason You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Hours Required Per Day: 0 โ Salary: โฃ 10,000 per hour
Babysitter
Hours Required Per Day: 0 โ Salary: โฃ 10,500 per hour
Fast Food Cook
Hours Required Per Day: 1 โ Salary: โฃ 11,111 per hour
House Wife
Hours Required Per Day: 1 โ Salary: โฃ 12,000 per hour
Twitch Streamer
Hours Required Per Day: 2 โ Salary: โฃ 15,000 per hour
@eternal mason Charly found a
Garbage for you!
pls help
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
pls work discord mod
@eternal mason You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now.
You can look for another job in 4 hours, 41 minutes and 6 seconds
aw
pls use bank note
You don't own this item??
@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls buy bank note
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls use god
You don't own this item??
@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls inventory
Laptop โ 3
ID laptop โ Tool
Meme Box โ 1
ID meme โ Loot Box
Mouse โ 1
ID mouse โ Tool
Pink Phallic Object โ 1,001
ID pinkphallicobject โ Collectable
Box of Sand โ 2
ID sand โ Tool
pls use landmine
You placed a landmine down! Anyone who tries to steal from you for the next 24 hours has a 50% chance of instantly dying.
You have 1x Landmine left.
pls use pink phallic object
@finite atlas Who do you want to give your 'little pink surprise' to? You have 30 seconds to respond with a valid user.
@eternal mason
@finite atlas You have 1,001 pinks to send. How many would you like to send?
1
@finite atlas Alright, Alex.ninja got a kinky surprise from you! :flushed:
You have 1000x Pink Phallic Object left.
pls buy ring
Are you sure you want to buy 1 Engagement Ring
for โฃ 350,000?
@finite atlas bought 1 Engagement Ring
and paid โฃ 350,000
pls dep all
hey it looks like you already have a full bank BUD
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take โฃ 890 and a
Common Fish"
pls blackjack 50000
A fan favorite gambling command, play blackjack against the dealer to win some money!
If you are new to blackjack, you should learn how to play first! Our game is not a standard game, as we're missing some key components such as doubling down and splitting, but we've made it as simple as possible to learn!
pls blackjack 200000
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
compare
Compare yourself with another user.
craft
This command is used to craft items!
crime
Commit a crime for a chance to win some coins (and a chance to die)!
daily
Get some coins daily, and build up a daily streak!
deposit
Deposit money from your pocket to your bank account
dig
Dig in the dirt for coins and items!
drop
See current and upcoming drop items!
fish
Grab a fishing pole from the shop and go fishing!
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls dig
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
pls daily
@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
โฃ 25,250 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
2 hours, 58 minutes and 34 seconds
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
gamble
Make a bet and roll two dice against the bot, whoever has the higher roll wins.
gift
Quickly share items with someone!
highlow
Guess if the number is higher or lower, if you're right you get coins!
hunt
Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
inventory
Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
itemlb
See the person with the most of any item in your server!
lootbox
A link to buy lootboxes which can pay out well if you're lucky!
lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
redeem :star:
Get some weekly dank memer lootboxes!
remove
Remove an active item affecting you.
rich
See a list of the user with the most coins in their pocket in this server!
scratch
Bet and then scratch off some spots on a card to try and win big!
search
Search for coins and items, some places are deadly to search in.
sell
Sell inventory items back to the shop!
share
Share some coins with someone quickly!
shop
See what's in the shop to buy with your coins!
pls omega
This command is for the elite of the elite. If you think PRESTIGE is hard, this is EVEN HARDER. MOST users will never reach omega level 1, and thats the way it's meant to be.
OMEGA is the pinnacle endgame grind of Dank Memer, and only benefits those looking for a real challenge. This is Dank Memer's hard mode.
Pocket Balance
โฃ 1,737,623/100,000,000




(1.7%)
Prestige Required
0/3




(0.0%)
This command shows you your various stats! You can also use it to check on other people if you tag them when running the command.
pls profile
Badges: 
0





73/100





Wallet: โฃ 1,737,623
Bank: โฃ 5,640
Net: โฃ 2,752,013
Coin Multi: 280%
Gamble Multi: 56%
13 items (1,018 total) worth โฃ 1,008,750
1 daily streak
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
146 commands issued
Works as a House Wife
Landmine - 23h left
pls search
You found โฃ 1,847, why was this in your shoe lmfao?
And you lucky ducky, you also found a
Pizza Slice!
pls scratch
This command is a gambling command. Make a bet and buy a scratch ticket of that value. Scratch off some spaces and hope you get lucky enough to multiply your bet to something worth more than your initial purchase! You can use pls scratch table to see what the symbols mean!
@finite atlas You need to bet something.
@finite atlas You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls alert
Thanks for a great 2021, here's our year in review: https://dankmemer.lol/recap/2021
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
showcase
Create your own showcase of items to flex with!
slots
Bet some coins on the slot machine!
snakeeyes
Bet on whether you'll get "snake eyes" or not.
steal
Try and steal from someone's pocket!
stream
A streamer simulator! The more involved you are the more coins you will receive!
taxcalc
Calculate tax on a number according to dank memer tax rates
title
Change title displayed on your profile.
trade
Trade with someone securely.
pls work
Work for House Wife - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
โฝ
Great work!
You were given โฃ 12,000 for an hour of work.
pls stream
0
<t:1639481003:R>
10
1
Battlefield 2042
0
what are you thinking tbh that item isn't even in the shop
pls craft camera
Crafting is a fairly new system to Dank Memer. You pick what you want to craft from the menu, make sure you fufill the item requirements, and simply hit craft! More often than not, when trading crafted items you can earn more than you paid for the crafting components! Make sure you either get the components yourself, or look for some cheap bulk deals in trading channels to make the most money! You can get duct tape from voting and opening lucky daily boxes!
pls work
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
@torpid robin What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given โฃ 11,593 for an hour of work.
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1641675951:R>
10
1
Counter-Strike Global Offensive
0
pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
Great work!
You were given โฃ 25,000 for an hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Coin Bomb
!
You successfully sold 1x
Coin Bomb for โฃ 6,000
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
pls pm
pls sell sea weeds max
You successfully sold 1x
Seaweed for โฃ 755
pls beg
"Oh you poor little beggar, take โฃ 520 "
pls stream
This is a complex command that starts slow, and eventually snowballs up to be a high earning command if you keep up with it!
Here are some basic things to know:
Interaction: You can interact every 10 minutes. You MUST interact at least once every 30 minutes to keep your stream live.
Level: This is your streamer level. 100xp gains you another level. You can earn XP for keeping your stream alive longer. You earn XP at the end of a stream.
Viewers: This is the number of viewers watching your stream. It will go up if you keep your stream up, and your viewer count directly affects your ad revenue.
Sponsors: This is the number of stream sponsors you have. Sponsors can gift you coins or streaming items but asking for donations too frequently can end your stream. You can increase this by keeping your streak up!
Streak: This is your daily streak of streaming. You want to get this as high as possible, and it's not affected by vacation at all.
Ads: The run ads button is how you earn money, but it has a chance to end your stream.
Chat: Reading chat is the safest option to keep your stream live, but it doesn't give you any coins or items.
Streaming items: These special items are ONLY found from sponsors, and each item can change your stream. Read the description of items to see what they do with pls shop <item>. You use them with pls use <item>
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
?afk
@uncut scaffold I set your AFK: AFK
pls meme
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
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indeed
indeed
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
Prestige 2
Title: Dank Memer
39





3,946/4,000





Wallet: โฃ 66,722,631
Bank: โฃ 0
Net: โฃ 113,632,815
54 items (865 total) worth โฃ 46,910,184
6 cheese eaten (38.01% xp multi)
879,772 bank note space
48 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
12,273 commands issued
Works as a Scientist
pls beg
pls search
You found โฃ 906, thank god for this idiot leaving their car unlocked
pls pm
pls fish
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls search
You've already searched the area for coins, try again in 13 seconds
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pls triv
no twit, the correct answer was Dean
In Supernatural, what's is Sam's brothers name?
You have 15 seconds to answer
Easy
Entertainment: Television
pls meme
pls meme
If you post memes too much, you look like a normie. Wait 10 seconds
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pls meme
pls meme
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pls work
Dunk the ball!
:wastebasket::wastebasket::wastebasket:
:basketball:
:levitate:
TERRIBLE work!
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball.
You were given โฃ 8,333 for a sub-par hour of work.
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
pls sell worms
You successfully sold 1x
Worm for โฃ 1,510
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 1 Exotic Fish
!
pls sell skunk
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for โฃ 3,775
pls sell exotic fish
You successfully sold 1x
Exotic Fish for โฃ 15,100
pls bal @umbral tartan
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Bank: โฃ 0
pls bal @keen spire
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Bank: โฃ 0
pls bal @visual comet
Wallet: โฃ 1,000,000,000
Bank: โฃ 0
omg
pls daily
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
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pls bal
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Bank: โฃ 397,715 / 398,195 (99.9%)
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hi
hi
pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Seaweeds
!
look a secret
pls hunt
You went hunting the woods and brought back literally nothing lol
pls item police
noice
yea
pls item beard
ooh
25m
what happened
ok
will you trade me anything
look my inv
pls inv @covert carbon
Pepe Coin โ 12
ID pepecoin โ Collectable
Cell Phone โ 2
ID phone โ Tool
Pink Phallic Object โ 80
ID pinkphallicobject โ Collectable
Pizza Slice โ 9
ID pizza โ Power-up
Police Badge โ 1
ID policebadge โ Collectable
no i dont give it
ok
pls inv @covert carbon
Hunting Rifle โ 3
ID huntingrifle โ Tool
Jelly Fish โ 2
ID jellyfish โ Sellable
Junk โ 21
ID junk โ Sellable
Keyboard โ 1
ID keyboard โ Tool
Ladybug โ 1
ID ladybug โ Sellable
jelly fish
pls item jelly
80k
what
ok i donk need anything
free
no prob
pls gift 2 jelly @small snow
@covert carbon You gave lolxddude 2 Jelly Fish, now you have 0 and they've got 3
i d need
k
pls sell jelly fish
You successfully sold 1x
Jelly Fish for โฃ 25,760
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Bean (โฃ 2,860)
x2
Fresh Bread (โฃ 1,430)
x2
Cookie (โฃ 1,430)
x1
Dragon (โฃ 42,900)
x1
Duck (โฃ 2,503)
x2
Exotic Fish (โฃ 14,300)
x6
Common Fish (โฃ 6,435)
x10
Garbage (โฃ 2,860)
x21
Junk (โฃ 6,006)
x1
Ladybug (โฃ 4,290)
x3
Rabbit (โฃ 6,435)
x9
Rare Fish (โฃ 32,175)
x3
Seaweed (โฃ 1,073)
x16
Skunk (โฃ 28,600)
x3
Literally a Tree (โฃ 4,290)
x7
Worm (โฃ 5,005)
Total: โฃ 162,592 (43% multi)
pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Cookie (โฃ 1,610)
x4
Common Fish (โฃ 9,661)
x11
Garbage (โฃ 7,084)
x2
Jelly Fish (โฃ 51,520)
x9
Junk (โฃ 5,797)
x3
Rabbit (โฃ 14,490)
x6
Seaweed (โฃ 4,831)
x5
Skunk (โฃ 20,126)
x5
Worm (โฃ 8,051)
Total: โฃ 123,170 (222% multi)
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
This is a quest that will cost you a lot of more than just money, are you prepared?
You successfully sold 46 items for โฃ 123,170
5m
pls bal
Wallet: โฃ 622,916
Bank: โฃ 70,160 / 83,120 (84.4%)
pls bal
Tip: Not all items are able to be used, some are just collectables or are meant to be sold!
Wallet: โฃ 3,927,029
Bank: โฃ 0 / 1,874,134 (0.0%)
pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Purple Phallic Object
!
Worm โ 3
ID worm โ Sellable
pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Duck
!
pls search
You found โฃ 1,229, why were you even looking in a tree?
pls crime
Bo Burnham sent you โฃ 1,618 to go outside! Score!
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Bank: โฃ 0 / 1,876,675 (0.0%)
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highlow
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Grab a rifle from the shop and go hunting!
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Check out your inventory, or someone else's!
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See the person with the most of any item in your server!
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lottery
Buy a lottery ticket once an hour!
pls vote
pls bal
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This is a quest that will cost you a lot of more than just money, are you prepared?
pls item knos
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Uncommon
Power-up
banknote
- 'Human Powerup' Bundle
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@manic osprey (TheMax#7378)
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hi
Pls bal
Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
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Bank: โฃ 340,079 / 340,079 (100.0%)
Pls daily
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Pls monthly
I'm not made of money dude, wait 27d, 7h and 3m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
You went hunting and brought back a Rabbit
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and brought back 2 Garbages
!
Pls sell dabbit
You successfully sold 1x
Rabbit for โฃ 3,375
Pls sell garbage
You successfully sold 1x
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โฃ 480 deposited, current bank balance is โฃ 340,559.
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give someone a ticket
communism
COMMUNISM, F YEAH
confusedcat
meow?
corporate
Find the difference, just kidding there is none
crab
Generate a :crab: rave meme
cry
Leik dis if you crye evertim
dab
Dab on the haters
dank
dank tbh
Pls losslog
Lost: โฃ 353,256
When: <t:1641570239:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 153,737
When: <t:1640655234:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 16,183
When: <t:1640653946:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 17,035
When: <t:1640653403:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 240,000
When: <t:1638729673:R>
Reason: rob
Pls hack
Woaaah slow down, who are we hacking?
Pls hack @slate shore
Finished hacking Mbs0607
Sorry mbs just testing it
The totally real and dangerous hack is complete
Lost: โฃ 294,453
When: <t:1634717252:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 15,498
When: <t:1634717118:R>
Reason: rob
Lost: โฃ 20
When: <t:1634703922:R>
Reason: played with pet
Lost: โฃ 83
When: <t:1634703915:R>
Reason: played with pet
Lost: โฃ 34
When: <t:1634703905:R>
Reason: played with pet
Pls passive on
Pls passive
angellllll
oh angelllll
you fucked up
Yeah
trying to hack me :)

Hey
Btw
Hm?
How to turn passive?
pls active passive
pls passive
pls turn on passive
Pls passive true
pls toggle passive
pls help
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Withdraw money from your bank to your pocket.
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Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
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Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
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Buy currency items from the shop!
Pls selfharm
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โน The current count is 325999.
Pls itemlb blob
This event has expired.
KAREN IS STARTING A FIGHT!
This poor retail worker deserves better, lets jump in!
Attack the boss by clicking frick off karen
:rage:
10 hits โ 0/150 HP
Hexy the Hexagon dug up โฃ 4,269
pls work
@maiden ridge What was the emoji?
Great work!
You were given โฃ 16,000 for an hour of work.
pls stream
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
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<t:1641712724:R>
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pls lottery
You tryna buy 1 lottery ticket for โฃ 10,000? There's a winner every hour!
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@maiden ridge OH NO!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It ran away to find a better owner. You now have no pet.
a
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๐๐๐ฏ๐ฅ
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lol rekt
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excuse me what the f
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๐
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--userphone
โ Calling on userphone...
โ The other party has picked up the userphone! Say hello!
nanamio#7264
yeah
Do you follow a religion?
nanamio#7264
I'm pretty cool you could say
nanamio#7264
uh
nanamio#7264
more or less
nanamio#7264
I have like my own ideas
Which religion do you follow? (Besides your own ideas)
So you support lgbt, when your god does not support it?
nanamio#7264
I think that's wrong through misunderstanding and translation
nanamio#7264
because it is all based on interpretation
nanamio#7264
right?
nanamio#7264
also there being more to it than the old testament
As far I know, your god nor my god does not support it
nanamio#7264
I do not believe that God is to be cruel
nanamio#7264
plus like
nanamio#7264
biblical stuff is sometimes just made up
nanamio#7264
if not all of it
nanamio#7264
same for the qu'ran too
nanamio#7264
jesus didn't make the bible?
nanamio#7264
it's a collection of stories that were in hebrew and arabic
Mohammed be peace on him, made the Quran
The quran is the word of the god
nanamio#7264
the quran had been changed a lot over time as I have learned from my qatari friend
It never changed, unlike the bible
nanamio#7264
like some pages were like burnt or something
Can you give me your information where it says that the Quran changed?
nanamio#7264
I'd have to go back to my dms
nanamio#7264
not that the quran changed but rather texts were lost or burnt
nanamio#7264
and had to be remade through memorization
nanamio#7264
do not think I am calling your texts wrong or something, despite how misogynistic and homophobic it is
nanamio#7264
it literally says if people are gay are not halal
nanamio#7264
*they are not halal
nanamio#7264
women must be slaves to men as well essentially
nanamio#7264
not under sharia law
nanamio#7264
let alone a caliphate being in place
Mayby in the Arabic culture women have less freedom
nanamio#7264
have little to no rights
nanamio#7264
I don't think that's culture
nanamio#7264
I think that's more of a societal problem
nanamio#7264
due to theocracy
โ The userphone connection has been lost, someone else is using it now...
Lets be real, in Arabs countries, they have little freedom
Compared to other muslim countries, like Bosnia and Albania
--userphone
Hello
How are you?
Stafford the GOAT#4736
stafford throws so many pick 6s because he thinks he still in detroit and he gotta make all the plays
Gorilla#6270
hello
Gorilla#6270
hello
killerworm7#9999
Bad
killerworm7#9999
cause I hate u
Gorilla#6270
R u black if so hang up
Asta.#5164
:laughing:
I am from Bosnia
Gorilla#6270
Even wrose
So I am not black
Stafford the GOAT#4736
bosnia nuts in ya mouth
Are you from Usa?
Stafford the GOAT#4736
Nope weโre from uruguay
โ The userphone connection was severed due to overload...
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Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
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You dig in the dirt and brought back 1 Shovel
!
Pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Pls fish
The fish seem weary of fishermen right now, try again in 17 seconds
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pls hunt
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
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๐ฅ 231,701,508 - Scud#6593
๐ฅ 186,860,900 -
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๐น 156,467,023 -
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hmm
pls rob @night carbon
Pls itemlb blob
Oh i won
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Top Member Sum: 454 hours
1st. @sand zodiac: 115 hours, 41 minutes
2nd. @gentle venture: 113 hours, 22 minutes
3rd. @tawdry gulch: 94 hours, 23 minutes
4th. @glass grotto: 79 hours, 30 minutes
5th. @sick tulip: 51 hours, 4 minutes
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Top Channel Sum: 628 hours, 47 minutes
1st. #851421771181326377: 299 hours, 18 minutes
2nd. #851421535642320906: 221 hours, 17 minutes
3rd. #851421469782441995: 47 hours, 58 minutes
4th. #851421832426422312: 43 hours, 55 minutes
5th. Owa owa: 16 hours, 19 minutes
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Pls daily
โฃ 27,750 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
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Your next daily is ready in:
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Pls itemlb sbag
Pls level Devkit#3951
Title: Reposter
Badges: 
7





718/800





Wallet: โฃ 5,030,709
Bank: โฃ 101,900
Net: โฃ 5,813,781
22 items (42 total) worth โฃ 681,172
28 daily streak
31,760 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
2,354 commands issued
Works as a Santa Claus
Padlock - 9mo left
Pls job
You never fail to amaze me @ionic fog. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by โฃ 1593! 10000 + โฃ 1593 an hour
Pls job
@ionic fog Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given โฃ 11,593 for an hour of work.
Pls dig
You dig in the dirt and brought back 2 Worms
!
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls crime
You tried to bully a kid, but quickly got banned by mods. LOL, seeya idiot.
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Boar
!
Pls hl
You won โฃ 2,378!
Your hint was 23. The hidden number was 97.
Pls inv @ionic fog
Aetheryx' Flower โ 1
ID aetheryxflower โ Collectable
Anti-Rob Pack โ 1
ID antirobpack โ Item Pack
Apple โ 1
ID apple โ Power-up
Bank Note โ 6
ID banknote โ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object โ 13
ID bluephallicobject โ Collectable
Pls pm
Pls scout
Pls crime
Hey you found โฃ 1,729, I guess it doesnโt suck!
Guess you are too scared
Pls beg
Pls inv
Aetheryx' Flower โ 1
ID aetheryxflower โ Collectable
Anti-Rob Pack โ 1
ID antirobpack โ Item Pack
Apple โ 1
ID apple โ Power-up
Bank Note โ 6
ID banknote โ Power-up
Blue Phallic Object โ 13
ID bluephallicobject โ Collectable
Pls sell
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items? The complete list and total payout include:
x1
Boar (โฃ 13,120)
x1
Fresh Bread (โฃ 1,640)
x2
Cookie (โฃ 3,280)
x1
Common Fish (โฃ 2,460)
x3
Garbage (โฃ 1,968)
x4
Junk (โฃ 2,624)
x10
Skunk (โฃ 41,000)
x1
Stickbug (โฃ 6,560)
x7
Worm (โฃ 11,480)
Total: โฃ 84,132 (228% multi)
Pls level
Alright not doing that. Maybe mention a specific item to sell?
Pls bal
Title: Memer
Badges: 
14





1,496/1,500





Wallet: โฃ 8,011,824
Bank: โฃ 1,452,820
Net: โฃ 23,632,714
Coin Multi: 228%
Gamble Multi: 46%
41 items (278 total) worth โฃ 14,168,070
11 daily streak
1,276,420 bank note space
9 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,285 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 19d left
1x 
2x 
Tip: There's a random item on sale in the shop every hour!
Wallet: โฃ 8,011,824
Bank: โฃ 1,452,820 / 1,455,940 (99.8%)
Pls level
Title: Memer
Badges: 
14





1,496/1,500





Wallet: โฃ 8,011,824
Bank: โฃ 1,452,820
Net: โฃ 23,632,714
Coin Multi: 228%
Gamble Multi: 46%
41 items (278 total) worth โฃ 14,168,070
11 daily streak
1,276,420 bank note space
9 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
1,287 commands issued
Works as a Discord Mod
Padlock - 19d left
1x 
2x 
pls level
Title: Dank Memer
Badges: 
42





4,295/4,300





Wallet: โฃ 2,461,271
Bank: โฃ 1,097,874
Net: โฃ 15,250,621
Coin Multi: 50%
Gamble Multi: 10%
20 items (225 total) worth โฃ 11,691,476
12 daily streak
585,354 bank note space
11 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
3,849 commands issued
Works as a Developer
Apple - 9h left
Padlock - 29d left
Mr. Quacker
Level 38 Duck
pls profile
Prestige 1
Title: Memer
Badges: 
14





1,495/1,500





Wallet: โฃ 261,328
Bank: โฃ 383,340
Net: โฃ 6,308,824
Coin Multi: 24%
Gamble Multi: 5%
17 items (47 total) worth โฃ 5,664,156
9 cheese eaten (46.56% xp multi)
112,700 bank note space
0 deaths (since <t:1618351200:d>)
5,632 commands issued
Padlock - 19d left
pls work
@ivory lantern You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use pls work list to see a list of the available jobs
pls work list
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Pharmacist
Hours Required Per Day: 5 โ Salary: โฃ 32,000 per hour
Dank Memer Shopkeeper
Hours Required Per Day: 4 โ Salary: โฃ 35,000 per hour
Lawyer
Hours Required Per Day: 6 โ Salary: โฃ 35,000 per hour
Doctor
Hours Required Per Day: 6 โ Salary: โฃ 40,000 per hour
Scientist
Hours Required Per Day: 6 โ Salary: โฃ 42,000 per hour
pls work doctor
@ivory lantern Congratulations, you are now working as a Doctor!
You're required to work at least 6 times a day via pls work, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary (the amount of coins you get per hour of work) is โฃ 40,000 per hour.
pls work
Work for Doctor - Soccer - Hit the ball!
:goal::goal::goal:
:levitate:
โฝ
Great work!
You were given โฃ 40,000 for an hour of work.
pls bal
Wallet: โฃ 301,328
Bank: โฃ 383,340 / 385,882 (99.3%)
pls inv
Alcohol โ 1
ID alcohol โ Power-up
Apple โ 1
ID apple โ Power-up
Bank Note โ 1
ID banknote โ Power-up
Cookie โ 15
ID cookie โ Sellable
Fishing Pole โ 1
ID fishingpole โ Tool
pls use banknote
You turn a bank note into the bank, and they allow you another 17,286 coins worth of extra space.
This brings you to 403,168 in total bank space, with 129,986 (32.2%) being expanded storage
You have 0x Bank Note left.
pls dep all
โฃ 19,828 deposited, current bank balance is โฃ 403,168.
pls inv
Jacky o' Lanty โ 1
ID jacky โ Collectable
Laptop โ 1
ID laptop โ Tool
Life Saver โ 1
ID lifesaver โ Power-up
Meme Box โ 1
ID meme โ Loot Box
Normie Box โ 1
ID normie โ Loot Box
pls use meme
pls use normie
This command can be used again in 1 second
The default cooldown is 5s, but patrons only need to wait 3s!
pls use normie
pls use fakeid
Check your DMs for your new ID!
You have 0x Fake ID left.
pls buy padlock
@ivory lantern bought 1 Padlock
and paid โฃ 5,000
pls use padlock
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
pls bal
Wallet: โฃ 1,035,966
Bank: โฃ 403,168 / 403,168 (100.0%)
pls pet
You don't currently own a pet.
If you want to look at the available pets click 'Browse Store'.
pls pet




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1d and 23h until empty




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1d and 23h until empty




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11h and 59m until empty




(100%)




(99 / 100)
Level 0
Awww! You bought a cute little Catgirl!
What name do you want to give to your catgirl? Enter a name in chat now!
?av
dogi [BeypazarฤฑAddicts], you need to wait 41 seconds to use that command again.
pls help
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
achievements
View your achievements progress
badges
View your badges progress
balance
Check your coin balance, or someone elses. Shows pocket and bank.
bankrob
Rob someone's bank storage!
beg
Beg strangers for coins, and some items if you're lucky!
blackjack
Play and bet against the bot in blackjack!
bundles
View your collection bundles progress.
buy
Buy currency items from the shop!
pls beg
pls work
@dense trellis Click the buttons in correct order!
Great work!
You were given โฃ 16,000 for an hour of work.
pls use acohol
You don't own this item??
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls buy acohol
@dense trellis bought 1 Alcohol
and paid โฃ 11,040
pls use alcohol
Alcohol โ EFFECTS
There's a 10% chance you'll die from alcohol poisoning (meaning you'll lose all of your coins). You're also more prone to losing coins and being stolen from.
Do you still want to use this item?
You down a good amount of alcohol and gain a luck boost while stealing! Watch yourself though, you are more likely to be stolen from and you're more prone to lose coins.
You have 0x Alcohol left.
pls work
@dense trellis You need to wait 59m and 1s until you can work again!
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls crime
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you โฃ 2,939. Nice!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 39 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls crime
You can't commit so many crimes! Try in 28 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 15s!
pls daily
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
โฃ 25,000 was placed in your wallet!
You can get more rewards by voting! (pls vote for more info)
Or you can just straight up buy some lootboxes to support development (Click Here)
Your next daily is ready in:
10 hours, 31 minutes and 27 seconds
I'm not made of money dude, wait 2d, 16h and 13m
The default cooldown is 1mo.
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 26 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls beg
Stop begging so much, it makes you look like a little baby.
You can have more coins in 23 seconds
The default cooldown is 45s, but patrons only need to wait 25s!
pls crime
You tried to steal something, but the shop was closed!
Our Patreon Perks and Loot Boxes are great ways to get a boost ahead!
4chan
Yes these 4chan posts come from reddit. Get over it, reddit is better.
antiantijoke
not not even funny
antijoke
not even funny
blacktwitter
It isnt racist, its just funny
chucknorris
Let's learn about God
comics
See some s1ck new comics from the past week
create
Make some hot new memes on your own!
discordmeme
A random Discord-themed meme!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
Tip: We just added a FAQ page on our site. Go check it out! https://dankmemer.lol/faq
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
Tip: The pls help command provides information about the bot commands! Do pls help <cmd> to see info about a specific command.
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
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pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
pls blacktwitter
@dense trellis You have an unread alert! Type
pls alertto read it!
Pls hunt
You went hunting and brought back a Skunk
!
Pls sell skunk
Tip: Want to get bot notifications directly in your DMs? Try pls settings dmNotifications true!
You successfully sold 1x
Skunk for โฃ 2,813
Pls fish
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Pls settings passive sure
Passive successfully changed to
Enabled
You are now a passive user. If you fail to use any commands for 3 days you will lose passive mode!
Pls bal
@unborn crater You have an unread alert! Type



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