Ask ash ANYTHING

[pseudo citrus]

Okie

No more that

[lime beacon]

it wasnt accurate but its a starting place

[pseudo citrus]

Who is this

[elder charm]

WHY IS A TAIL IN THE BUTT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A BELT!!

[lime beacon]

i turn 21 in 9 days

[fresh heron]

that's Ash

[pseudo citrus]

Ooh

Wait

[lime beacon]

me, as my OC, who is a neko.

[pseudo citrus]

That’s a lot of piercings woah

[fresh heron]

my b-day is in 4 days 😎
but I turn 20 not 21

[pseudo citrus]

Just admit that you’re a furry

[lime beacon]

oh i won't deny it

but

[pseudo citrus]

Ou

[lime beacon]

ash the OC is a neko

[fresh heron]

I think they only used to be?

[lime beacon]

i don't know anymore

[pseudo citrus]

Furry

Is weird to me

[fresh heron]

anyways before I kinda hated the furries
now I realize the real villains are bestiality peeps

[lime beacon]

fursuits are impressive

they are super expensive too

[lone narwhal]

Gang

[lime beacon]

i thought about making them

[fresh heron]

not if u have my life hack

[lone narwhal]

Does water pour out your face when you drink

[lime beacon]

bc there's a lot of demand but little supply

[lime beacon]

no even if they are out.

[lone narwhal]

Unexpected

[lime beacon]

i can force water through the lip holes but it takes effort

[lone narwhal]

Very cool

[lime beacon]

i have three holes in my nose now

[lone narwhal]

I have two

My left nostril and my right nostril

[fresh heron]

I have

[lime beacon]

3

additional holes

[fresh heron]

https://tenor.com/view/za-zero-jojo-dio-the-world-theo-gif-22791596

[lone narwhal]

Damn

[lone narwhal]

Nice hair champ

[lime beacon]

thanks

[lone narwhal]

What colour is your hair now

https://tenor.com/view/colour-wheel-wheel-light-rainbow-spin-gif-17646078

[lime beacon]

blond with brown roots

[lone narwhal]

Very cool

[lone narwhal]

So this

[lime beacon]

yes

[lone narwhal]

I see

[lime beacon]

that's a pretty recent pic

[fresh heron]

Imma have my finals too btw

[lime beacon]

last month

[fresh heron]

next monday

[lone narwhal]

Gigachad chin

Better bone structure than me

[fresh heron]

u should see Addy's

xD

Addy be flexin' her chin

[lone narwhal]

Addys chin is ridiculous

[fresh heron]

it's very masculine

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/crimson-gif-5051678

[fresh heron]

😂

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/crimson-chin-fairly-odd-parents-gif-9001679

[lime beacon]

my frame is very lanky

[fresh heron]

lmao moustache mask

[lime beacon]

definitely have an androgynous look

[lone narwhal]

Is that mask a markiplier reference

[lone narwhal]

I do not know what that means

[fresh heron]

@lime beacon I've seen a mask that's like the mask Kaneki wore in Tokyo ghoul

https://tenor.com/view/tokyo-ghoul-anime-talk-mask-gif-17182251

[lime beacon]

rather than overly female

im kinda just

[lone narwhal]

Neutral

[lime beacon]

neutral

[lone narwhal]

Yes

I thought so

[lime beacon]

the way i dress goes either way

[lone narwhal]

Facts

[lime beacon]

nonspecificly

[lone narwhal]

Furko could dress like that

[lime beacon]

my body language goes neutral too

[fresh heron]

btw u said u wanna work on achieving a more neutral voice
how do u plan on doing so?

[lone narwhal]

Body language

[lime beacon]

voice training

[lone narwhal]

Shit confuses the fuck outta me

[fresh heron]

hmm, wait!

[lone narwhal]

What is neutral voice

Higher or lower

[lime beacon]

lower

[lone narwhal]

Just put on an overly exaggerated stereotypical man voice

[elder charm]

Voice training is coolio 🤙🤙🤙

[lime beacon]

i want it to be authentic though

not some act

[lone narwhal]

Yes yes

Hm

So it eventually becomes your normal talking voice?

[lime beacon]

yes

im also going to start working towards using Max in all contexts except online

since that is my chosen name

i want people to look at me and it not be immediately clear if I am biologically male or female

i already have that obscurity online, half the newbies think i am a dude lmao

[fresh heron]

I was sure it's Ash
I think Ash is a go-to name for many nbs

[lime beacon]

thats why i didnt

its super common but also

not ruining the name for my online sona

incase i come to hate it

Max is symbolic of my deadname, which is why i like it

[fresh heron]

deadname?

what does that mean

[lime beacon]

loosely similar but different enough it isnt the same

[fresh heron]

I just know MAx is similar to ur birthname

[lime beacon]

name i was given vs name ive chosen

yes

[fresh heron]

ohh

didn't know it was also called deadname

[lime beacon]

typically used in the trans community

[fresh heron]

u know, I had a phase when I wanted to be nb when I was little :D

[lime beacon]

but it applies to anyone who changes their name and doesnt wish to be refered to as their old name

[fresh heron]

though I don't think I "grew out of it" exactly bcuz I wanted to

then again, my nb phase wasn't like when other nb start indentifying themselves as nbs

or mayeb it was

[lime beacon]

i think you mentioned it at some point bc i wouldn't know this offhand lol

[fresh heron]

hmm, or maybe I was just giving u that vibe

[pseudo citrus]

Bulk

[fresh heron]

not sure fi I mentioned it

[dull fiber]

You've mentioned it + similar things I think

[fresh heron]

they don't work out

[lime beacon]

hi hampton

[fresh heron]

stalker

[pseudo citrus]

Shaking my head

[dull fiber]

Otherwise I wouldn't have thought it offhand either

Sup all

[lime beacon]

gym soon allegedly

[fresh heron]

idk it is possible I mentioned it

[fresh heron]

lie again?

[dull fiber]

This chat was sending a lot of notifications so I came to see the commotion.

[lime beacon]

nah i was waiting for school to start to use school gym

[fresh heron]

oooo

nice

[lime beacon]

trying to top andrew tate discussion thread

with a thread thats worthwhile

mine 😎

[fresh heron]

😎

fr

[lime beacon]

MY JAW POPPED MORE

[fresh heron]

damn

:C

[lime beacon]

ITS NOT UNLOCKED BUT ITS GETTING THERE

[fresh heron]

oh nvm

I misunderstood

tis good

[lime beacon]

before i could barely get my thumb between my teeth (size)

now

i have wiggle room

[fresh heron]

btw what would happen if, say, ur jaw locks in the middle of u having an exam(not the written one)

:/

[lime beacon]

then it locks and i have to accommodate for it

shit sucks but its fine

[fresh heron]

damn :C

having jaw that gets locked must suck

a lot

[lime beacon]

its not ideal

but you learn to cope with it

[fresh heron]

any way for u to like
get a surgery on it or smth

so it no longer happens

some medication maybe?

[lime beacon]

maybe

idk

i deal with it at home

[fresh heron]

👀

how o.0

[lime beacon]

waiting till it unlocks or forcing it open (doesn't work very well)

[dull fiber]

The interesting thing about threads is I usually have no idea they exist until tagged.

Like I didn't know or forgot about the Andrew one.

[fresh heron]

ye I mean how do u force it open xD

[astral burrow]

Isn’t the end of your spine a very very tiny tail technically?

[dull fiber]

You know I never ever had this issue until last year? It's weird.

[lime beacon]

same

bad patch update

very buggy

[dull fiber]

Happens in the mornings for me I think.

I wonder if it's anything to do with my teeth tbh

[lime beacon]

painfully

[dull fiber]

Maybe hidden cavity or something

I usually massage it open or just forget about it.

[fresh heron]

visit a dentist perhaps?

[dull fiber]

The more attention I give it, the more it throws a fuss.

[fresh heron]

oh right

'merica

[dull fiber]

Oh you mean the place where you can voluntarily buy insurance?

[astral burrow]

Wait where you moving

[dull fiber]

Yes I might but as you might know, dentists kinda vary

[lime beacon]

my issue is that the fiber between the upper and lower jaw cant glide to hinge open easier

it catches

[merry escarp]

Someone gimme a cheap pasta recipe STAT!

[lime beacon]

idk yet

[fresh heron]

here private ones are usually good
while the ones working for gov hospital suck

[dull fiber]

And some want to pull teeth or do destructive procedures where it's arguably not needed

[dull fiber]

Of course

Public services often lose their edge to private competitors

Because in the private sector, bad ideas are given more opportunity to fail (as harsh as that sounds)

[astral burrow]

I will try to remember to wish you a happy birthday. Please hate me if I forget

[fresh heron]

though my teeth are perfect I haven't visited a dentist in almost 10 years

[dull fiber]

I suspect I have bad teeth genetics

[fresh heron]

damn :C

that sucks

well at least it would for me

I adore my teeth

[dull fiber]

Nice

[lime beacon]

my teeth arent bad per say, but my joints are AWFUL

[astral burrow]

Nah Furko dresses a little differently

[dull fiber]

Would a hand warmer or something applied there work?

[lime beacon]

im not sure. its been since the 19th tho

im not even mad anymore

just annoyed

[astral burrow]

Yeah if/when you did, I missed it

[fresh heron]

I say my ankles aren't taht good

[astral burrow]

Wait what? That can happen?

[lime beacon]

i have a hot hand laying around somewhwre

[lime beacon]

yep

[dull fiber]

It might be related to your height. If you suddenly grow, you have less opportunity to adjust to the force that longer limbs will put on your joints.

[dull fiber]

Wow!

[lime beacon]

true

[astral burrow]

So you’re moving, but you don’t know?

[lime beacon]

yeah

[fresh heron]

@dull fiber btw lemme brag Hamp!
I finally grew my wrists and grip strong enough that I can do dem one-hand pullups ez pz without grip strength reducing the amount of reps

[dull fiber]

But a current trend in fitness is that you can "fix" bad joint genetics with exercise.

Basically taking any movement that'll hurt you (like a squat) and using assistance and making it easy enough where it work. And increasing strength over time.

[astral burrow]

Boil pasta, strain pasta, add and mix in pasta sauce. Serve

[dull fiber]

Work for medium reps. Like 20 or so. 3 sets.

General rule of thumb.

[dull fiber]

Nice!

[lime beacon]

its official- hampton spends more time in my ama than he does his own

smh my head

[fresh heron]

also @dull fiber remember when I told ya about the rice bucket challenge?
well my friend told me the asian monks(probs from Sri Lanka) are doing that, just not w rice, but w gravel!
which is way harder
so Ig Imma do it too 😁

[astral burrow]

Wait what is the rice bucket challenge?

[fresh heron]

wants to steal ur public(us)

[fresh heron]

people are training forearms and grin in a bucket full of rice
u cna do anything, grabbing the rice, extending fingers
rotating ur fists etc

[astral burrow]

Oh

So using rice buckets as weights. I thought it was something like the ice bucket challenge (which was a little weird looking back on it)

[fresh heron]

not as weights
thei insert their hands into the rice

and then use the resistance of rice

to train even the micro-muscles of the forearms

[astral burrow]

Oh

That’s kinda interesting

[lone narwhal]

U go gym?

[astral burrow]

Yooo nice

[lone narwhal]

Yes ur coccyx

[lime beacon]

soon

[lime beacon]

mhm

[lone narwhal]

What’s ur gym goals

[lime beacon]

sleeper build

[lone narwhal]

Like leanbeefpatty

That’s the first sleeper build that comes to mind

[lime beacon]

muscles gross me out

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/bodybuilder-posing-muscle-growth-morph-gif-21593886

Or this

[lime beacon]

so i don't want to be like. huge.

some is ok

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-beef-patty-gif-24415384

Like this

[lime beacon]

kinda yea

[fresh heron]

same

[orchid needle]

She hot fr

[dull fiber]

At this point it would take a few hours to answer everything again. I might still do it.

[dull fiber]

Ohh okay.

[astral burrow]

You should (find time to do it)

[elder charm]

NOOOOO

😢😢

[lone narwhal]

Ash when u going gym

[lime beacon]

next week ideally

[lone narwhal]

Lit

U gon be out lifting everyone im sure

[fresh heron]

frfr

[lone narwhal]

Make sure you put too much weight on and lift with bad form

[lime beacon]

i will

ill throw out my knees too

for good measure

[fresh heron]

hells yeah

[lone narwhal]

Good

Snap your knees backwards

[lime beacon]

they already do that

[orchid needle]

@lime beacon what do you think of the song everybody hurts by R.E.M.

[lime beacon]

idk haven't heard it

[orchid needle]

it was in my spotify qeue

[fresh heron]

@lime beacon what do u think about gothic songs

[astral burrow]

When was this btw? And asking just to confirm, are you a furry?

[lime beacon]

i dont know anymore. and it was feb 2022

[lone narwhal]

Ash

My question is

Why?

[lime beacon]

my counterargument is

how?

[lone narwhal]

My reply is

Who?

[astral burrow]

My question is: what do you mean when you said “why”, just what did you mean by that?

[astral burrow]

Ditto of what I previously said

[lone narwhal]

No

Ur not ash

[astral burrow]

Ok

[heavy ocean]

Opinion on min max?

[fresh heron]

wait, minimax still exists?

[heavy ocean]

In gaming yes

Wait minimax?

Tf is that?

[fresh heron]

a TV channel

nvm that

I thought u meant that

[heavy ocean]

[fresh heron]

well anyways
I say that's not very easy to achieve
but very best innit?

[heavy ocean]

Yes, theory crafting to the point of insanity, and only top gamers that has achieved it in practical sense

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon if anyone calls you "Mads" who is it

I just wanna talk to him istg 🔪

Maybe he's a sane human

But I am highly doubtful of that

[lime beacon]

no one calls me mads thankfully

max yes

mads, not anymore

well

[shadow kite]

Why is it in ur staff intro

[lime beacon]

i have one coworker but he gets a pass

bc i havent updated it

i forgor to ngl

i think spartan did. he usually called me maddie tho

[shadow kite]

Oh that's not too bad

Idk the way "mads" sounds wrong

It sounds weird

Mads

Mom after day slaughter

[lime beacon]

lmao

[shadow kite]

🫥

[jolly adder]

slap my hand. Trust me, its not a trick

[orchid needle]

Ash how do i make tacos better

[lime beacon]

what are you doing currently wirh them

[orchid needle]

taco meat with black beans, shredded cheese, guacamole, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, and cilanto

[lime beacon]

hard or soft tacos?

i have the

tastes like soap genetic

[orchid needle]

soft

sometimes i just make it a taco salad

[lime beacon]

so id remove the Cilantro personally

[orchid needle]

really?

i like the cilantro

[lime beacon]

.

[orchid needle]

oh

[lime beacon]

i don't like Cilantro lol

[orchid needle]

that makes sense

i like herbs

[lime beacon]

have you tried it with rice?

My momma used to make tacos and burritos with yellow rice

[orchid needle]

that sounds good

[lime beacon]

Also maybe consider trying refried beans instead of black beans

Personally I like Pinto beans more than black beans anyway so I always opted for them

[orchid needle]

i use refried beans when we buy them but i cook the black beans in with the meat

[lime beacon]

valid enough

[orchid needle]

its pretty good

[lime beacon]

Do you have any dietary restrictions be it cultural, religious, moral or medical?

[orchid needle]

nope

only thing im allergic to is pomegranate

[lime beacon]

Because another thing I highly recommend at least making once is chicken tacos

And you can use cuts or shredded that doesn't really matter its personal preference

If I remember correctly my mom baked Em

[orchid needle]

oh those are good

my mom made a version where you put some chicken, cream cheese, spices, and water in a crock pot and cook it all day and then shred it and its pretty good

i havent had it in a long time

[lime beacon]

That sounds really good, have you considered trying to make it yourself

[orchid needle]

i think i did once or twice but we dont have chicken or cream cheese all the time

i should get them next time we go shopping

ty ash this was very helpful

[lime beacon]

Always happy to help bounce meal ideas!

That's why me and Wolfie became friends to begin with

[orchid needle]

thats cool

i like to cook

im always open to trying new food

[lone narwhal]

ASH

FUCKER

Hi

Don’t think many people have asked, but how is ash?

[lime beacon]

howdy

im okay

doing college tings

[lone narwhal]

Very nice

Is it difficult

[lime beacon]

no just tedious as of now

[lone narwhal]

Good

Easy work

What’s ur opinions on

Uh

Actually scrap that

What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve done

[lime beacon]

acid.

[lone narwhal]

Huh

You drank acid

How are u living

[lime beacon]

no no

tabs

acib tabs

[lone narwhal]

Like chrome

Ohhh

[lime beacon]

psychedelics

[lone narwhal]

Tsk tsk tsk

How was it

[lime beacon]

uh other than that

[lone narwhal]

Did you see fractals

[lime beacon]

i was eating sushi while driving and rearended someone

no seatbelt

[lone narwhal]

Ayo

[lime beacon]

almost died

that was fun

[lone narwhal]

Oh

Well

[lime beacon]

but arguably pretty dangerous

[lone narwhal]

At least you wear your seatbelt now

What was taking acid like

[lime beacon]

yea

it was fine

i didnt trip to heavily

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/nayib-yonki-brozo-gif-21674202

[lime beacon]

things got a bit wiggly but i was just pretty zen the whole time

[lone narwhal]

Oh small dose then

Shoulda taken more

[lime beacon]

i ate beforehand

so that reduced the trip

[lone narwhal]

(Don’t do drugs kiddos)

[lime beacon]

i didnt know it would reduce it

[lone narwhal]

Did you wanna reduce it

[lime beacon]

no

me and my then bf had a date day before that

so coming home and doing acid with our roommate was a bit unplanned

i ate acorns man. in the yard

they taste bad

[lone narwhal]

😂😂

[lime beacon]

i wish i could say it was one or two

it uh

was like 7

[lone narwhal]

I wouldn’t have guessed they taste good

[lime beacon]

the last one had worms in it

[lone narwhal]

Bruh

U got worms in u

[lime beacon]

so i uhm. stopped eating acorns

no

i spit everything out

[lone narwhal]

Acorns aren’t the best tasting thing

[lime beacon]

nah

wasnt work it

[lone narwhal]

Just my take

Have you taken any other

[lime beacon]

i also made friends with a worm

[lone narwhal]

Things

Allegedly

[lime beacon]

his name was derrick

[lone narwhal]

Derrick the worm

[lime beacon]

yes

[lone narwhal]

Sexy man

[lime beacon]

ive smoked weed, and done shrooms

but like, nothing hardcore

acid is the hardest

ive been offered cocaine a lot tho

[lone narwhal]

Isn’t shrooms a strong psychedelic

[lime beacon]

never accepted

[lime beacon]

weaker than acid.

[lone narwhal]

I got offered fentanyl once

[lime beacon]

shoulda taken it

fentanyl 🤤🤤🤤

[lone narwhal]

Refused because I didn’t want to instantly die

It was a pill full

Like bruh

£5 tho

What a bargain

[lime beacon]

yeah it takes less than the tip of a pencil to kill you

so

dont do that

unless thats what you want

[lone narwhal]

Sent him over to the police

He was very drunk

[lime beacon]

then uh, cant stop you

[lone narwhal]

They saw but didn’t do anything

I shall not be taking any drugs

[lime beacon]

chances are it wasnt fentanyl then

[lone narwhal]

I’ve not touched any illicit drugs before

[lime beacon]

maybe some other drug

[lone narwhal]

Well idk it was this bright ass orange pill he was holding in his hand and he was offering it to the people next to them

Aight ashy

Best drug

Go

[lime beacon]

might have been ecstacy then

[lone narwhal]

No idea

Believe it or not

[lime beacon]

none. drugs are bad.

[lone narwhal]

I’m not a drug guru

[lone narwhal]

Ok best of the bad drugs

[lime beacon]

hm

ive heard adderal is nicr

nice.

good for focus and getting shit done

[lone narwhal]

Yea that makes u work right

[lime beacon]

yeah

never tried it

[lone narwhal]

I coulda given that a go in school

[lime beacon]

same

[lone narwhal]

I hear it’s very common in america for school

[lime beacon]

mhm

[lone narwhal]

Ket is so common here

[lime beacon]

horse tranquilizer 🤤🤤🤤

[lone narwhal]

For real

Isn’t it weird that humans can take more ketamine that horses

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hashtagsoot-dance-cute-wilbur-gif-25181932

[lime beacon]

okay i have to go do schoolwork

[lone narwhal]

Okay have fun

Take this

[lime beacon]

thanks for the Adderall

[lone narwhal]

You’re welcome

Don’t spend it all in one place

I wouldn’t have thought you to be the drug taking type but here we are

Proven wrong again

[lime beacon]

eh

its been a long time

[elder badge]

favorite nicotine flavor

[lime beacon]

you live and you learn

[lime beacon]

grape escape currently

[lone narwhal]

None

[lime beacon]

been using this flavor for 7 months now

12mg

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-air-breath-gif-25846172

[elder badge]

this is ask ash

[elder badge]

Good job

[lone narwhal]

Ok plag sorry

[elder badge]

👅

[lone narwhal]

Is 12mg a lot

[lime beacon]

kinda

less than a disposable

[lone narwhal]

I tried an ecig once

[lime beacon]

those are 5%/ 50mg

mines less than 1.5

so

[lone narwhal]

I did the lowest one possible

One puff

[lime beacon]

more than the average vape juice tho, they typically go 0 3 6

[lone narwhal]

Coughing for a couple mins

Like

Lowest possible number

Equals dying

Am i just weak

[lime beacon]

you just arent accustomed to it

if you vaped everyday you wouldnt have that reaction

but since you dont vape

its foreign

[lone narwhal]

Good

I won’t do it again

Vaping isn’t for me I’m tryna be healthy as can be

[astral burrow]

The what genetic?

[astral burrow]

Yeah cilantro is great

[astral burrow]

[orchid needle]

i found it out the hard way and every christmas i still get pomogranate from my family

[lone narwhal]

Ash what is the meaning of life

[astral burrow]

Wait you fr allergic to pomegranate?

I didn’t know that’s possible

[lime beacon]

to die

you are insignificant

[orchid needle]

yeah

[lime beacon]

i am insignificant

[lone narwhal]

Me?

[orchid needle]

you thought i was joking?

[lime beacon]

nothing matters

[lone narwhal]

But what about

Cats

What about foxes

[orchid needle]

the only thing that matters is protein

[lone narwhal]

Do foxes not matter

[lime beacon]

nothing matters. hail satan

[orchid needle]

oh wow

that took a turn i expected

[lone narwhal]

Therefore satan matters

Contradicting your previous message

[orchid needle]

i cant even read

[lone narwhal]

Sounds like you like men

[orchid needle]

so true

[lone narwhal]

Ayo

[astral burrow]

Yes I’ve never heard of a pomegranate allergy

[orchid needle]

theres an allergy to everything

[lime beacon]

todays art assignments

last one was in class, a stilllife

the two b/w drawings were theme sketches (circles)

the color is a freedraw third assignment

[lone narwhal]

Extra rizzy

Very cool

[elder charm]

W!

[astral burrow]

I love the extra sizzle one

[lone narwhal]

Ash what can I spend ashcoin on

[lime beacon]

TBA

[astral burrow]

Where do you get ashcoin

[lone narwhal]

From ash

Ash

How has your work been

[orchid needle]

@lime beacon i will give you 100 Rexurrency for 100 ashcoin

https://tenor.com/view/tradeoffer-gif-25994298

[lone narwhal]

I don’t think that will work

[orchid needle]

Its a 1:1 ratio this works for all currency

[lone narwhal]

Breaking news! Zimbabwe economy soars above all other countries!

[orchid needle]

Rexurrency is is not zimbabwen! 😡

It is from the country Rexopocolopolous

[lone narwhal]

100 Zimbabwe dollars is less than 22p

[lime beacon]

songwriters festival this week

its weird, kinda busy but really slow

[lone narwhal]

Hm unusual

Good week?

[lime beacon]

yeah

[lone narwhal]

Let’s GOOOO

WE TAKE THOSE

If it’s a good ash week then we’re all doing good

[lime beacon]

yeah

[lone narwhal]

Hmm

Eat food and go sleep

Wait that’s not a question

Ash will you eat food and go sleep

[lime beacon]

i have to do my vendor job after i get off

i already ate today

[lone narwhal]

Vendor?

[lime beacon]

but i will sleep at some point

yeah i side hustle

takes like an hour

[lone narwhal]

You a store npc?

[lime beacon]

yes

[lone narwhal]

Yooo

I wonder what extra dialogue there is

Maybe even a side quest

“Bring me a fox and I will reward you with 5 ashcoin!”

Damn I can’t take the side quest I already have to get plague a bag of toes

[lime beacon]

rip

[shadow kite]

Hi @lime beacon

Hope you had a amazing day

[orchid needle]

Ash what do you think of this

[lime beacon]

no.

[orchid needle]

How about 100 ashcoin for 1000 Rexurrency

[shadow kite]

Bro do you not know the exchange rates 💀

70 RY= 1 Ashcoin

So for 100 ashcoins u need 7000 Rexurrency

[orchid needle]

I could've sworn it was 10 to 1

[shadow kite]

NAHH bruh

It changes yk

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon hi

Did anything productive TDY?

[lime beacon]

work

[shadow kite]

POG

[astral burrow]

TDY?

[lime beacon]

(today)

[lone narwhal]

Tidy

[ancient warren]

would you rather have only the left shoe or the right shoe

[lone narwhal]

I am not ash but I vote right shoe

[lime beacon]

right shoe

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon if you were really sleepy would you go to school or just sleep in

Cuz I am considering that rn

[lone narwhal]

😇 go to school, your education is important and will help you go further in life!
😈 it’s only one day, you won’t miss anything, just close your eyes and go back to sleep zzz

[shadow kite]

Angel ur wrong smh sleep affects ur health which is far more important than the failed methods of teaching provided by the education system

However I do want to spend time with my friends so I shall go to school

[lone narwhal]

😇 your personal friendships are important
😈 most of your “friends” will no longer talk to you after school finishes as they are only friends due to the situation you are in. Go back to sleep

[shadow kite]

Angel c'mon bro the bad guy is making some good points

You gotta do btr than that fr fr

Like bro I would lead with "dad gon whoop you"

Smh

[lone narwhal]

😇I’m trying to talk him outta beating your ass boi be quiet
😈steal his painkillers so when he beats you you feel nothing. Then sleep

[shadow kite]

💀

NAHH bruh I am just gonna go to school

I'll just sleep in school

Compromise

[lone narwhal]

😇sleep in school
😈sleep in school
floppaaaaa

[shadow kite]

Floppaaaaaa is beautiful

[lone narwhal]

😇 sleep in school
😈 sleep in school
sleep in school

[shadow kite]

There is no school

@lone narwhal it's martin Luther king day

[elder badge]

i love black people

[orchid needle]

Martin luther king jr is a very inspirational person

[shadow kite]

i like them

sometimes

[shadow kite]

YES

love tht guy

[orchid needle]

Me too fr

[orchid needle]

Yeah im only a part time racist i dont have the time to do it full time

[shadow kite]

Fr it's so exhausting

We hv such tough jobs

[orchid needle]

Stay strong brother

[astral burrow]

Man they really had to abbreviate today

[lone narwhal]

My favourite drink is juggernog

[orchid needle]

i love lean

[magic pond]

I'm not sure I understand this meme

[pseudo citrus]

Whats a freezer pop

[lime beacon]

its a juice sleeve you freeze and it makes a chilled treat

[pseudo citrus]

Put in freezer and ic

Ok

That’s soy sauce

[lime beacon]

yes its a joke

[pseudo citrus]

I see

[lime beacon]

bc pops come in packages similar. where its a liquid in a sealed pouch, and you would freeze it

so they froze the soy sauce as a joke

[pseudo citrus]

I see

That’s funny 😆

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon how does ai art work cuz I want a PFP like Hamptons

[dull fiber]

Mine isn't AI as far as I know

[ancient warren]

would you rather be able to fly and never walk again or unleash the fury of 3 million nuclear warheads in the center of France

[lime beacon]

fly and never walk, depending on how good of flight control i had

otherwise, fuck france LMFAO

[astral burrow]

Omg anime Hampton

Ash where do you get ashcoin and the ashcoin role?

[lime beacon]

i give it to you.

i wont tell you how to get it

some would say its random.

either way its for me to know and yall to figure it out

it could be a hit list for all you know.

[glacial geyser]

Can I be put on your hit list?

[lime beacon]

maybe

[astral burrow]

No, you didn’t give it to me

[lime beacon]

i mean like, that's how you get it

no one is allowed to add it except me

[elder charm]

Ash how tall

[lime beacon]

6'1/6'2 (186cm ish)

[orchid needle]

damn

tall ash

[lime beacon]

yes

[merry escarp]

Daaaayum!

[elder charm]

ASH IS 🫂 awesome sauce

[shadow kite]

Actually no it would only take about 3000 nukes to cause a ice age. 3bil is def enough to kill everything on earth 💀

[orchid needle]

thats not a question

😡

[glacial geyser]

Worth it to kill the french.

[glacial geyser]

This is also not a question.

[orchid needle]

neither is this

[shadow kite]

I thought you blocked me 😭

[shadow kite]

CHICKEN BEANS

[lone narwhal]

I’m on ash’s hitlist let’s gooo

[shadow kite]

@lone narwhal what did you do to get it?

[lone narwhal]

Nothing that I know of, just being amazing i guess😎

Been on it for ages

[glacial geyser]

Wait... Did you abandon Plague's cult? You no longer have judgemental in your name.

[shadow kite]

No the cult disbanded due to lack of members

It was only me and her

And that was sad

So I left

@glacial geyser I even tried reviving the cult by making a ask plague anything page but even that failed

[orchid needle]

I love chicken and beans

[shadow kite]

MDMA

[orchid needle]

waht does that mean

[shadow kite]

Search up what a MDMA is

[orchid needle]

oh molly

why didnt you just say that

[shadow kite]

Cuz MDMA sounds fancier

@lime beacon ever done any hard drugs

[glacial geyser]

Sad days.

[orchid needle]

true

[lime beacon]

yes i know

[lime beacon]

ive done acid

nothing much than that

[shadow kite]

woah really?

was it worth it?

how did it feel?

[lone narwhal]

Ashy

They became the new host of the waffle house

[lime beacon]

true

[shadow kite]

whats tht?

[lone narwhal]

The waffle house has found its new host

[orchid needle]

The Waffle House has found its new host

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon what ur music choice?

[astral burrow]

The only cult that kinda sorta lived was Yuchi cult, but even now I think it’s kinda dead😔

[glacial geyser]

Cults die very quickly in this server.

One day a true cult will rise from the ashes.

[dull fiber]

If only that carried over to cults in real life

[lime beacon]

its mine.

pun intended.

[shadow kite]

Yes. Ash's cult still lives.

[lone narwhal]

Ash what is your opinion on breaking bad

[lime beacon]

havent seen it

no opinion

[lone narwhal]

Waltuh

[astral burrow]

You should change that

[lone narwhal]

Ash watch breaking bad

This is no longer ask ash

This is tell ash

Ash you will watch breaking bad

[ancient warren]

okay I tell ash don't watch baking bread

[lime beacon]

i like baking bread

[fresh heron]

happy birthday Ash!

[lime beacon]

THANK YOOOOOU

[shadow kite]

@fresh heron YOU BEAT ME

WHY R U UP AT 2 WISHING THEM HAPPY BIRTHDAY 😭

Happy birthday ash
Have a great rest of the day @lime beacon

[lone narwhal]

@lime beacon happy birthday ur my favourite tall person

[merry escarp]

@lime beacon Happy birthday Ash! This is your day, so soak it all in!

[fresh heron]

it was 8am for me

[final yoke]

Above time (08:00 CET) in your local time · Jan 19, 2023, 7:00 AM

[astral burrow]

Happy birthday!

[fresh heron]

soo Ash what was ur first drink u had legaly

[lime beacon]

it was a shot of tequila

milagro Blanco

[fresh heron]

nicee

[lone narwhal]

Why would u do that

[lime beacon]

bc its what we had on hand

i did two at midnight. last illegal first legal

[fresh heron]

chad

[astral burrow]

Oh ash is now 21?

[fresh heron]

yes

they are 1 year older than me fr

almost accurately(I am 14th jan and Ash is 19th)

[shadow kite]

@lime beacon congrats on being one year closer to death

[lone narwhal]

Ash

What’s it like being old

Are you drunk

[lime beacon]

yes

[lone narwhal]

How drunk

From 1 to 10

@lime beacon HAVE YOU CHECKED #☝▸『』general-chat-iii CHATTTTTT

[lime beacon]

4

[lone narwhal]

Drink more

[astral burrow]

Ash what did you do to celebrate your birthday?

[lime beacon]

copious amounts of alcohol

[ancient warren]

happy birthday, ashen one 🎉

[lime beacon]

a backwards saga of my drunkenness

[magic pond]

At least you didn't really embarrass yourself

[lime beacon]

nah i just get flirty

so i stay offline

[magic pond]

Wise decision

[lime beacon]

yes believe it or not not all of you are 18+ so me being flirty is kinda sus

[ancient warren]

would you say you have more alcohol in your blood or blood in your alcohol

[lime beacon]

yes

[magic pond]

Yeah you gotta wait another year sorry

[dull fiber]

Flirty ash eh

[lime beacon]

no comment for the next year

sry

[lime beacon]

kinda sus sometimes

[dull fiber]

I thought wolf was 15?

[lime beacon]

i feel great rn, sobering. i went to casa de waffle

my fav overnight server was there

[dull fiber]

Le waffle au chocolat 🤌

[lime beacon]

she took great care of me

[dull fiber]

Very nice.

I'd totally go eat there now if it was next door.

[lime beacon]

i told everyone rught from the start that i HAD to end my night at WH and if i didn't i was gonna be slashing tires.

[magic pond]

16, my birthday is in a couple weeks

[magic pond]

That's lovely Ash

Clearly they recognise you

[dull fiber]

Ah okay happy early birthday

[lime beacon]

im on. first name, license plate #, i know your kids, basis with most of the overnight staff

its great

i love it

[dull fiber]

Very nice

That's how I am at a lot of restaurants

I'm a pretty good eater

[magic pond]

How do you afford it

[lime beacon]

full time job lol

[magic pond]

Yeah but

Still expensive

[lime beacon]

i had a lot to drink today.

i had

2 green tea shots (both doubles)
2 whiskey sours
an espresso martini
a chocolate martini
a granny shot (industry secret)
half a glass of rosè
a margarita shot

and i think there was another somewhere in there

yes. a double shot of patron

[magic pond]

Wow

[lime beacon]

a lot.

between 3pm and 10pm, so a while. lots of water.

[astral burrow]

flirting online is already kinda sus

[astral burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/a-lot-of-damage-gif-21579882

[fresh heron]

best saga

[fresh heron]

I keep forgeting that 😂

[fresh heron]

whaa Wolf is underage

🤯

[lone narwhal]

The waffle house has found its new host

[lone narwhal]

Hahaha you look like you had a great time

[lime beacon]

i am alive

[fresh heron]

good

[lone narwhal]

Are you hungover

[lime beacon]

i have a very mild headache

[lone narwhal]

So no

[lime beacon]

but other than that I feel great!

[lone narwhal]

You lucky

Very good

[lime beacon]

i ate a lot and drank an excessive amount of water

[lone narwhal]

It looked like you had a great time

[lone narwhal]

Furko would be proud

[lime beacon]

so i was doing all the preventative maintenance

[lone narwhal]

Smart

[lime beacon]

@sturdy leaf

now im making coffee (@dull fiber would be proud)

and cleaning my house because its gross

[lone narwhal]

It’s also cool to see in the pics everyone sober and then at the end you are hella drunk

Kenobi would be proud

Coffee is not my thing

Hampton would not be proud

[lime beacon]

you can definitely see my progression through the night

[lime beacon]

hampton would be proud of you in general

hes cool like that

[lone narwhal]

Haha yes it’s cool though plus your friends seem to have taken good care of you

Very cool hamper

But now you’re allowed to drink

[lime beacon]

yes

[lone narwhal]

You should try drinking on an empty stomach

You’ll save money

😈

[lime beacon]

im just happy my septum stayed straight through the night bc it looks goofy when it turns

[lime beacon]

yeah been there

next thing is to donate blood and then buy a lot of booze

[lone narwhal]

Haha don’t all piercings look goofy when adjusted

[lime beacon]

a bit yea

[lone narwhal]

You’re onto something here

Donate blood three times at separate hospitals then down a bottle of absinthe

Basically how to die

[lime beacon]

true

[lone narwhal]

I should try it

Even better

Take a bump of coke and blood thinners

[sturdy leaf]

Wonderful

[lone narwhal]

Ash

I have a question

[lime beacon]

okay

[lone narwhal]

Do you sleep well

If so, can you give tips on how to sleep fast

It takes me ages

[lime beacon]

depends on the day, sometimes im bone tired so i hit the bed and pass out

usually no, i sleep poorly and at weird hours

[lone narwhal]

Hm I see

[lime beacon]

but i just scroll on my phone till i get sleepy.

brightness down

[lone narwhal]

Same

What phone u got

[lime beacon]

if i put my phone down im just gonna stare at the wall for 5 hours.

[lone narwhal]

Real

[lime beacon]

samsung s22 ultra

[lone narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/android-meme-low-quality-gif-25555296

No i kid

Very cool

[lime beacon]

true

[lone narwhal]

My camera looks better on Snapchat than on the actual camera app

[lime beacon]

same

[lone narwhal]

It’s crazy

Open the camera app looking like beep bop boop

Snapchat camera lookin pristine

8k sharp resolution

Do you have anything in common with this cat

[lime beacon]

same thoughts

[lone narwhal]

😇 tell a trusted one about these thoughts and how to avoid them
😈 indulge in them, make the thoughts a reality

Can i be spared

[lime beacon]

no

[lone narwhal]

[astral burrow]

That’s is very epic

[astral burrow]

Idk I’m not good at seeing who is or isn’t drunk, it just looks like your smile gets bigger and your eyes are closed

[lime beacon]

yes

[elder charm]

Ash water or alcohol

[lime beacon]

water rn

im cut off

[elder charm]

🗿🗿🗿Chad ash

[lime beacon]

home now

[dull fiber]

Welcome home

[lime beacon]

ty

[lime beacon]

i meant to ask why are you just "a person" rn

[dull fiber]

It just felt right at the moment.

[lime beacon]

fair enough

[dull fiber]

One could argue using a screen name makes out-of-context screenshots less condemning.

But meh. I think I just wanted to be a person.

[lime beacon]

thats fair

fortunately

i always include ash in my name somewhere

[dull fiber]

I recognize you by your star wars credits of a role list.

Also you have a certain ash vibe

[lime beacon]

then we get things like this

[dull fiber]

Why have you gone insane, by the way?

[lime beacon]

i dont rember

i did it a while ago

and its funny

the womp princess era was peak

[dull fiber]

It is pretty unique.

Womp queen, I thought

[lime beacon]

i was OG just womp princess

then eventually queen

[dull fiber]

You should do a list of ashdonyms

And we can rank them.

[lime beacon]

all the names ive used?

[dull fiber]

Yes

[lime beacon]

okay

that's a task for sober me

remind me in 10 hours

and ill do it lol

[dull fiber]

-remindme 10h remind ash to make a list of their former names

[final yoke]

Set a reminder in 10 hours from now (<t:1674323741:f>)
View reminders with the Reminders command

[lime beacon]

very nice

[dull fiber]

The ash with a sus "a" was nice.

[lime beacon]

yeah ill do that tomorrow

[dull fiber]

Ashime was nice too

[lime beacon]

offhand i got my current, ashime, aah behind the slaughter, ashview, ash against (whatever- there was like 3 versions- specifically alfredo)

womp princess/ queen

[freddy head equipped] (for covid)

um