Blåposting

[harsh oak]

That's already been posted here (that makes it funnier)

[sharp jacinth]

y'all like my new status

[harsh oak]

Pfft, yes

[sharp jacinth]

group meowing/barking session in ten minutes

[harsh oak]

Aight, imma dip

[sharp jacinth]

!remind 10 minutes group

[harsh oak]

Just kidding Jurassic park T-Rex noise

[idle belfry]

I don’t get it

I’m a bit dense so it’s not you

[harsh oak]

Same, I don't fully get it either 👀

[sharp jacinth]

oh i just fucking hate sam altman ceo of open ai

[harsh oak]

Don't we all

[idle belfry]

Ohh, want a gun to kill him (only a joke for legal purposes)

[sharp jacinth]

ninja stars with tumblr art sounds better

[idle belfry]

lol ok🤣

[harsh oak]

Jurassic park T-Rex noise Surely this counts?

[sharp jacinth]

bark

arf

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-t-rex-dinosaur-eating-hungry-gif-6129217921628023249

[sacred wasp]

Maoww

[deep jackal]

Maow

[toxic oyster]

he hungers

PILE

[restive parcel]

Indeed

You better have bought one

[toxic oyster]

i did not <3

i am severely overstimulated

[meager jungle]

its a sign you need to turn your music up

[shy pasture]

I wish...

[toxic oyster]

that you were severely overstimulated, wanted to murder people and cry?

[meager jungle]

whart???

[abstract shell]

Guh

[vapid thistle]

u wished?

[strange crater]

wdym?

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-cat-don-vito-corleone-marlon-brando-the-godfather-scratching-gif-7494406908600117193

[toxic oyster]

not overstimmed in the fun way

overstimmed in the ‘lights are too loud and i can feel my skin’ way

[sharp jacinth]

i feel me skin

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335138811608563743/1359567960787783761/blahajpat.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335138811608563743/1359567960787783761/blahajpat.gif

[idle belfry]

Dad?

[restive parcel]

Octo...dad

insert absolute cinema

[unique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

[unique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/estrogen-orville-500-estrogen-500-cigarettes-500-gif-7822209748705278452

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316655475907104788/1449804475400323182/blahaj.gif

[harsh oak]

Babyman

[shy pasture]

Blaaaaa

[primal karma]

HEY

YOU STOLE MY POST

EVEN THE VIEWTIME

brochacho just copy pasted my picture

you filthy thief thought i wouldn‘t notice?

FIND YOUR OWN FEMBOY VIDEOS DAMMIT

speaking of which, thise.

[shy pasture]

Femboy Engineering

;-;

[primal karma]

so?

neat channel

[harsh oak]

Hey, that's pretty cool- oh...

[harsh oak]

When they making tomboy engineering

[shy pasture]

https://youtu.be/H88oAkmAN-M?si=sA2BpcWCEnymjYX2

[vapid thistle]

peak

[primal karma]

ah yeah saw that one

[restive parcel]

Number 13

[meager jungle]

absolute blahaj

[sacred wasp]

I got my bf one for valentines day but its coming on the 15th

[unique nexus]

rip

[deep jackal]

I wanna send my bf one I bought from the local Ikea >:3

Ultimate Scout ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) I got my bf one for valentines day but its coming on the 15th

I hope it doesnt take a week, its the next town over lmfao

[sacred wasp]

Lol

[deep jackal]

-# Noah, if you see this, act like you didnt

[vapid thistle]

-# I was never here....

[harsh oak]

Oh yeah, that's soon

Maybe I'll get lucky

[restive parcel]

I will give yall a new and improved blåheart for valentines day

Shark my words

https://tenor.com/view/shrimple-pun-puns-sea-puns-shark-my-words-gif-27141528

[harsh oak]

Look at da lil behbi

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1470153564188839947/ezgif-2391fc687dd09aaa.gif

[harsh oak]

Who?

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/isat-in-stars-and-time-siffrin-factory-gif-14614043240665565992

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[restive parcel]

He just getting massage

[full orchid]

Thank you Steel Bridge Models Discord

[primal karma]

hes yearnin for the mines

[sacred wasp]

HE CAME EARLY WHOOOOO

[restive parcel]

They sucked out his insides

[sacred wasp]

Blahaj brick

[restive parcel]

Dried him out and packed his ass up

Hit him with a cartoon anvil

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ikea-shark-trans-shark-blunt-weed-kush-gif-7905216400977184259

Before and after smoking

[sharp jacinth]

my cover of bike

[opal heart]

Peam

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-absolute-cinema-gif-11357734032629135578

[vapid thistle]

holy fuck

its the Ultimate Lifeform!

[vapid thistle]

WHAT

[sacred wasp]

How much?

[round summit]

can have mine for free if swapsies

[floral shell]

SIFFRIN?!?!?!

[sacred wasp]

Hmmm idk, I like mine

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/siffrin-in-stars-and-time-siffrin-nod-violent-head-shake-gif-16654999690461845662

[unique nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457008873763377266/1462563876804493434/petpet.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/torpedo-roomba-blahaj-3-33-gif-15282250224227475778

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386169283989737612/1448050235036270653/caption.gif

[strange crater]

objective: spot the blahaj

[sacred wasp]

Damn didn't believe you for a sec lol

[cinder barn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808868423701364736/1311474146806599801/bounce-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950333614606938192/1095089902418407564/fake.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[restive parcel]

WORDS FUCKING SHARKED

[sacred wasp]

Omg that's amazing 😍

Words were indeed sharked

[unique nexus]

shark heart <3

[sacred wasp]

Shart?

[meager jungle]

guys is this the average france ground enjoyer?

[meager jungle]

is he the smallest one

[sacred wasp]

Such a cutie yoink

[restive parcel]

OH NO NOT GARRET

I FEARED HIS ARRIVAL

[strange crater]

who?

[sacred wasp]

Garret from the Minecraft movie ofc

https://tenor.com/view/garrett-jason-momoa-a-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-17276565076167210719

[restive parcel]

the yoink guy

[sacred wasp]

garret from minecraft is gonna yoink your blahaj?

[strange crater]

first we bla

and then we haj

[sharp jacinth]

then we jag

[sacred wasp]

Now make them kiss

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj yuri!!!!

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[sacred wasp]

Hehehe

Stealing

[harsh oak]

This is why at least a quarter of railfans are trans girls

[sacred wasp]

frrr lol

[sharp jacinth]

SOAPO MENTIONED?!

[harsh oak]

Wha? Idk!?

[round summit]

I was destined from birth, I got my train interest from my dad and I got pipelined from there

[restive parcel]

Wait actually is this ai

If this is ai i dont want it

It kinda looks like ai

[smoky rain]

Too consistent to be ai I think

[deep jackal]

Miss Information ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[sharp jacinth]

i don't know what soapo is, i think i'm going crazy

[restive parcel]

Foxposting when

[deep jackal]

Fr

[sacred wasp]

But ikea dont make snuggly foxes

😭

[restive parcel]

THEY LITERALLY DO THO???

Skogsduva

[sacred wasp]

Whaaaaa?

[sacred wasp]

He looks mischievous

[restive parcel]

They are insanely fluffy

I love it

[sacred wasp]

Thats it, im getting one now

And ima call him kyle

Shark my words doesn't really work here does it

[full orchid]

Moderator, Pin this. Shark His Words.

[deep jackal]

Teacup, shark his words

[restive parcel]

Fox his words

[shy pasture]

Adorable

[restive parcel]

Like you

[shy pasture]

Chat, she likes me

[restive parcel]

You're a trans girl i compliment trans girls

Its what i do

[shy pasture]

I am a wombynthing

[restive parcel]

Semen demon

[sacred wasp]

OwO

[mellow jackal]

guys me and my boyfriend made silly seals in physics today

[restive parcel]

This gets my seal of approval

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-of-approval-approval-shrimple-yes-gif-15760912714654978051

[mellow jackal]

theyre so stupid i love them so much

[meager jungle]

they are quite humorous

[sharp jacinth]

this truly is a

uh

hold

umm

maddy just imagine the warhead seal

[mellow jackal]

oh my fuk he drew our sonas

[woeful smelt]

Ok that's cute

[unique nexus]

OMG THATS SO CUTEEE

[unique nexus]

Fr

[vapid thistle]

i think he's gay..

[deep jackal]

So are you

Blue Blur in Lore (Noah) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) i think he's gay..

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859887097195528202/1339483624562622474/IMG_20241020_115729.gif

[unique nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091441098829856949/1424395493190012928/1000007368.gif

[vapid thistle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ishowspeed-watches-w-speed-eIhedUADRJYLrA433d

[abstract shell]

Gives aristocats vibe

[abstract shell]

Yonk

[harsh oak]

But I'm not gay why he staring at me >:(

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1470153564188839947/ezgif-2391fc687dd09aaa.gif

[restive parcel]

yet

[harsh oak]

I'm too stubborn, people have already tried and failed

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[strange crater]

h

[full orchid]

Find The Blåhaj

[strange crater]

is that it?

[restive parcel]

Yeah i was gonna say the same thing

Its a very out of place blue bit

[full orchid]

correct!

🍪 Take A cookie

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-got-a-cookie-gif-26530157

[deep jackal]

I never get why people collect cans of monster

Ultimate Scout ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[sacred wasp]

Idk, I started and just stopped cause they filled the shelf perfectly

[unique nexus]

love it

[meager jungle]

zero mouse space

and also no leg room mayb??

[sacred wasp]

He has no legs :3

And its plenty of mouse space for such a small flipper

[meager jungle]

thats true

[harsh oak]

You can't say curious without saying yuri

[sacred wasp]

Omg

[shy pasture]

Yaoi >>> Yuri

[restive parcel]

Im speechless

[toxic oyster]

what were my eyes just subjected to….

[sacred wasp]

OwO

I think i need to buy a gun

[meager jungle]

why on earth do you have this image

[obsidian mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1474720627796738098/1474753666308378624/attachment.gif

[shy pasture]

I have far far worse....

Also yaoi is cute

[meager jungle]

even with these two????

[meager jungle]

i agree with this sentiment

[restive parcel]

I will just say

Yuri is better than yuri

And to cleanse your eyes

Here is some yuri

[meager jungle]

wowers

[deep jackal]

"Yuri is better than yuri" great sentence

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Yuri is better than yuri

[restive parcel]

sorry i was too busy thinking about girls to care about that sentence

[meager jungle]

i mean

she isnt wrong

[shy pasture]

after looking into our dms, I can verify this is true

[shy pasture]

yes ✅

[sacred wasp]

yaoi is cute with anyone

[restive parcel]

yuri is better

[sacred wasp]

im an avid yaoi enjoyer personaly

[shy pasture]

based

[full orchid]

Only From The Local IKEA Repair Shop

[restive parcel]

https://fixupx.com/NewsWire_US/status/2024915471892357244

NewsWire (@NewsWire_US)

Trump: "I didn't want to do anything that would affect the decision of the court. I want to be a good boy."

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▶ Play video

FixupX · Feb 20, 2026, 6:34 PM

Its real

Its literally real

ALSO LOOK AT THAT GUY TO THE RIGHT OF HIM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

[shy pasture]

NO WAY 😭

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

[restive parcel]

Oh it is

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

Same energy

[mellow jackal]

i dont like this image.

[harsh oak]

I don't either

[woeful smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-simpson-homer-gif-12946893

[sharp jacinth]

roger waters does not approcw

can someone send some WHOLESOME and REASONABLE yaoi

[restive parcel]

No

Send wholesome yuri instead

[mellow jackal]

what about

straight people

straoi

[restive parcel]

Ew

Those arent real

[mellow jackal]

struri

[harsh oak]

Shhh we don't exist

[restive parcel]

Theyre a lie made up by the government

[mellow jackal]

what

[restive parcel]

Just like crabs and people from north Dakota

And pigeons too

[harsh oak]

Yes, I am a lie, I don't have an age either

[restive parcel]

The moon is flat!

[mellow jackal]

perks of a t4t straight relationship is that no matter if people think we're our prefered gender or not we are still straight

[restive parcel]

Same with a gay t4t relationship lol

[mellow jackal]

well i mean like

if its gay then theyre either.. gay

or lesbians

[restive parcel]

Yeah

So still homosexual

[harsh oak]

I think know this is correct

Hehe

I'm such a good ally 😎

[restive parcel]

This Saturday I'm getting something really cool so

Be prepared

[sharp jacinth]

send youch

[harsh oak]

Define really cool

[restive parcel]

You will see

[mellow jackal]

this saturday i am also having fun

well i guess im not

[harsh oak]

I can never have fun :(

[mellow jackal]

friends birthday party

we r going bowking

one of my alters LOVES bowling so he will be in front

[restive parcel]

Good luck

Dont worry my weekend is also fuckrd

[harsh oak]

✨ depression✨

[mellow jackal]

this weekend i was SO busy

[restive parcel]

On saturday i have to get up at 7:30 unwillingly and on sunday ill have to get up at 4:15 willingly

[harsh oak]

My weekends are all the same...

[restive parcel]

Oh same for me but with week days

[mellow jackal]

i am genuinely busy for the next four saturdays

😭

the other weekend days i work

[restive parcel]

Ur fucking kidding me

[mellow jackal]

wdym

[restive parcel]

They JUST cancelled the first 2 lessons of school i had today

Like

LITERALLY 10 MINUTES AGO

I AM ALMOST AT MY FINAL STOP WHERE I CHANGE TO MY TRAM

[mellow jackal]

😭 wtf

[restive parcel]

Ima hop in another tram and see where i end up

[harsh oak]

Send a formal complaint that's genuinely irresponsible

[mellow jackal]

i really want to go go carting

[shy pasture]

Straight people are a lie made by big pharma to stop us from yuri and yaoi....

[mellow jackal]

im literally straight

[harsh oak]

I want to.... I can't even bother this time, you know what I'm going to say....

[mellow jackal]

like completely

[harsh oak]

I am also straight

[restive parcel]

So is spaghetti until... /J

[mellow jackal]

you freaks

im banning all of oyu

[harsh oak]

Wat did I do!?

[round summit]

rip oyu

[harsh oak]

D:

[mellow jackal]

be in the crossfire

[shy pasture]

You just need to cook the straights and they turn gay, gay human pasta

[mellow jackal]

cook me how

[harsh oak]

Didn't work for me tho

[round summit]

hot tub on steroids

[mellow jackal]

no thanks

no but i genuinely dont know what i would do if i woke up lesbian someday

[shy pasture]

God I want to say so many things that'd get me in trouble 😭

[round summit]

comically large pot?

[mellow jackal]

do it i dare you

[round summit]

you and me both

[shy pasture]

Sorry im only a half time lesbian /j

[mellow jackal]

if any of it is sexual directed at me please refrain for my own sake

[shy pasture]

:war:

[round summit]

Hm that's a problem, I don't want to share

[mellow jackal]

[harsh oak]

I must be very stale spaghetti (My friends have (and a few still are) trying to convert me, it hasn't and isn't worked)

[round summit]

[harsh oak]

Wait how does that work

[mellow jackal]

what

[restive parcel]

Kiss girls propably

[mellow jackal]

uhh no

[harsh oak]

I was going to ask that

[shy pasture]

Thats called being like idk kinsey 2, im into guys but eh I can take a girl where'n there

Its just really awkward

[harsh oak]

I see

[shy pasture]

Okay considering the IQ of mlst guys- even they make it awkward

[round summit]

oof

[mellow jackal]

guys i love my boyfriend

[harsh oak]

I don have a gf :(

[mellow jackal]

get one

girlfriends are peak

(im peak)

[restive parcel]

Just doin random shit ig

[harsh oak]

I know

I can't tho

All my mental energy is taken up by studying

I can't spend any socialising

[mellow jackal]

im suprised i have the mental energy i do rightnow

[harsh oak]

Ahhhh stop injecting me with hopium

[restive parcel]

Brah your time will come eventually

[harsh oak]

AHHH

STOPS THE HOPIUMMM

[restive parcel]

Don't rush anything

Hakuna mata or whatever that rat said in the lion movie

[harsh oak]

Ok 👍

[round summit]

timon in tears rn

[harsh oak]

Pain

[restive parcel]

Who is timon

Oh is that the name of the rat

[mellow jackal]

simon

simon says

[restive parcel]

Who is simon

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lion-king-timon-jaw-drop-shocked-surprised-gif-4941574

[restive parcel]

Simon from chimkpunk?

[mellow jackal]

simon says lock in

[harsh oak]

One of the wiggles

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[shy pasture]

God i hated those little fuckers 😭

[restive parcel]

Yeah

I wanna throw the fat one into a woodchipper

[shy pasture]

We should burn them and make chipmunk kebab

[shy pasture]

Omfg feel that 😭

[restive parcel]

How did we go from yuri to throwing chipmunks into woodchippers

[mellow jackal]

i liked them

[restive parcel]

Nah theyre fucking annoying

[shy pasture]

You'll be the next if you continue liking them

[harsh oak]

I agree (again)

[mellow jackal]

why are people just out for me toady

[harsh oak]

Idk

[shy pasture]

I want a full on industrial scale chipmunk genocide.

[restive parcel]

Casino btw

[harsh oak]

GAMBLING LET'S GOOOOOOO

Maybe there's a reason I don have a gf... /j

[restive parcel]

Fr*nch embassy

[harsh oak]

Hehe

French

MWAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[mellow jackal]

me and my bf bond over balatro so that couldnt be it

[harsh oak]

It was a joke mb

[mellow jackal]

im aware

[restive parcel]

More embassies

[shy pasture]

GOD AWAY WITH THAT ADULT MATERIAL

Arent you ashamed of publically posting something like that??

[harsh oak]

Australian embassy when? /j

[restive parcel]

Why does san marino lowk have its own building

As an embassy

Literally almost no country gets that

Fun austria fact btw

[shy pasture]

Cuz they're based

[restive parcel]

Every McDonald's within our country can do the duties of an american embassy

Fully

They are trained to do so

[mellow jackal]

well yeah

whats a mcdonalds without american spirit

[shy pasture]

How..... did that happen....?

[restive parcel]

Probably downgrades to a burger king

[mellow jackal]

McBoringBurgerPlace?

[restive parcel]

Dont ask

[shy pasture]

Next time Europol is after me ill just get into the next best austrian mcdonalds

[harsh oak]

Capitalism

Wait what if politics aren't allowed

Whoops

Please don't kill me

[restive parcel]

Hi im John politics inventor of politics

Nice to meet you

Or is it bad to meet you

[harsh oak]

My first name isn't john

[restive parcel]

You'll have to vote for your opinion

[shy pasture]

God im so happy i have my injection tomorrow, im so paranoid about T

And stabbing myself is cool

[restive parcel]

Only once a week

[harsh oak]

And my last name isn't politics

[harsh oak]

No it isn't that's bad :(

[shy pasture]

If I do yours I can stab you once a week as well and then treat you like a mother would her child

[harsh oak]

What

[restive parcel]

Excuse me

[shy pasture]

Okay that that sounds wrong

[restive parcel]

Yes

It does

[shy pasture]

Yk those little pain songs

Yk pain go away cat kiss stuff

Okay im giving up

[sharp jacinth]

WRONG

[sharp jacinth]

🦅

anyways obsession is going to be the death of me

[restive parcel]

TV program rn is fire

I love mildly gray screen and the gradient channel

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

get youched

[sharp jacinth]

ow!

[shy pasture]

oh no a big strong woman is trying to use a big wide and and long and and thick hammer o-on me

how terrible this must be !

-# yes yoshi is a strong butch woman

[deep jackal]

They stacc

[sacred wasp]

The stac

[strange crater]

Th sta

[restive parcel]

Stac

[full orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[mellow jackal]

guyssss i get to see one of my fav bands on the ninth

i’m so excited

[deep jackal]

ok chicago fire is peak

there are lesbians and one of the directors' names is Yuri

@restive parcel heh

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-cannon-funny-humor-meme-gif-6574221723694110346

[sharp jacinth]

oh which one

[mellow jackal]

Jordana

[sharp jacinth]

god bless

[round summit]

y'all I just looked in the mirror for the first time in ages, and with this length of hair I genuinely felt like I could pull off a feminine look for the first time

[meager jungle]

hell yeah

[round summit]

hairline has deteriorated noticeably as well unfortunately, but I was able to hide the corners well enough

[meager jungle]

damb

[sharp jacinth]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW PEAK

Buc-ee's™ IS PEAK

https://giphy.com/gifs/alert-gem-f5nQLULe1SlQkXrVjr

[shy pasture]

stolen valor /hj

[shy pasture]

Also i recognize that vial

that must be voix celeste

[restive parcel]

This is so wholesome i want this

[shy pasture]

Oh no my lobster is too buttery!

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-spin-blue-blåhaj-ikea-gif-27492481

[restive parcel]

Rotation

[sacred wasp]

Spiinnnnn

[shy pasture]

Guy gets ass either way

Nobody should complain

[sacred wasp]

Hehr

[sharp jacinth]

might cover dark side of the moon side 1 vocally

i might need someone to wail

[sacred wasp]

Don't need anyone to whale?

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-13905698245271742251

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/muye-tongue-weird-gif-5911249775859762980

[sharp jacinth]

bla

[harsh oak]

haj

[mellow jackal]

can someone explain to me what the fuck could have happened to make this

[restive parcel]

Uhhh

Water was originally splashing down

Water felt unhappy

Water transitioned into lava

[shy pasture]

Water got gender envy

Ugh lava envy

[restive parcel]

Real

[round summit]

wish I could be hot like lava

[shy pasture]

Nah water is better

Everyone wants to be in water

[shy pasture]

ewwww these weird transgenders are taking hormones

how unnatural

I as an adult non-trans straight male in my late 30s never had hormones in my body

having hormones in your system is gay

[full orchid]

-# Trans Lava confirmed

[strange crater]

thats kinda gay

[tough lichen]

fraud a couple of days ago

also custom made blendhaj

ignore the horrible cropping

[strange crater]

blahaj noooo!

[tough lichen]

nah blahaj wins

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-ketchum-peace-out-bye-gif-5759477

blahaj, use transition enemy

[sacred wasp]

Huh, oh im a woman now, thats cool I guess

[strange crater]

crap, the attack missed (and hit an bystander)

its super effective

[shy pasture]

forcefem'ing bystanders

gotta love it

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[restive parcel]

Guys look what i got

[sacred wasp]

Hell yea!

[mellow jackal]

https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/mcWT9XQSRmNzw7zft?invite=cr-MSwyem8sMzUwNTQ4MTM4
probably the funniest clip ive ever clipped

[round summit]

I already had hormone deficiencies from birth because my brain is defective

[shy pasture]

whuh

that sucksss

sorry for you

[round summit]

eh it's fine, just gotta take medication daily

kinda supposed to do it in the morning, but I just take it before sleeping and it works fine

[shy pasture]

ah if I may ask, what condition do you have?

sorry if I'm too curious I just love digging into medical stuff

[round summit]

secondary hypothyroidism

if I had known early in life that I wanted to be smol (or at least smaller) I could've stopped taking my medication and slowed my growth a bit

would've also made elementary school a bit of a struggle perhaps, but hey that may have prevented the disaster that was high school

[sharp jacinth]

was it good

[strange crater]

was what good

[sharp jacinth]

it

Fraud

The Eighth Circle

[shut bramble]

Test

Down here too

[strange crater]

whats that?

[sharp jacinth]

hell

[strange crater]

ok cool

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-hell-yeah-destruction-chaos-gif-8718346

[tough lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

just make sure to wait a bit more

the fps is absolutely horrendous

but that happened too with violence on launch so

[strange crater]

oh, its the next level of overkill ultrakill

ok

that makes more sense

[tough lichen]

the what of what

[strange crater]

[deep jackal]

I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE

Chanied ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) oh, its the next level of overkill ultrakill

[strange crater]

[vapid thistle]

overkill, good game

[harsh oak]

As a cisgender straight weak pathetic man, you would die if that happened

[shy pasture]

they are forcing hormones upon our children
*screams in cis*

[restive parcel]

THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

[harsh oak]

-# Frogs were already gay tho

Or pan ig

[sharp jacinth]

yeah its me i turn frogs gay

[strange crater]

theoretically, where could one find these frogs

[sacred wasp]

Hypothetically where would one find these chemicals?

[shy pasture]

Hypothetically can you turns me gay as well?

[strange crater]

our reports confirm no action is required

[shy pasture]

im fully straight tfym

[strange crater]

our reports appear to be incorrect

dispatching frogs to your location

[mellow jackal]

okay copycat

[shy pasture]

wjat

[mellow jackal]

it was a play on the fact that i’m actually straight

[sacred wasp]

Frog squad, get both of them

[mellow jackal]

no thanks

[smoky rain]

I am the ultimate life form, bisexualism

[deep jackal]

I am the actual ultimate life form, pansexual

ChandraNalaar ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) I am the ultimate life form, bisexualism

[smoky rain]

https://tenor.com/view/openttd-morgan-freeman-true-openttd-true-truth-nuke-openttd-nuke-gif-4239201395319527948

[deep jackal]

I am the no1 in freedomism, genderfluid, age slider, abrosexual

[sacred wasp]

I am the ultimate scout (thats my name :3)

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-attacker-jumpscare-frog-jumpscare-boo-gif-1410553638666856648

[strange crater]

as an asexual, I have ascended beyond sexuality into the true ultimate life form

[woeful smelt]

As an Aromantic, Ace, Agender, I challenge your status /j

[shy pasture]

aromatic

mhhhhh

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

oh oh nvm it said aromantic

thats different

[sharp jacinth]

the river

[sharp jacinth]

mountain dew code red

[sharp jacinth]

also mountain dew code red

[sharp jacinth]

we are giving you mountain dew code red sorry pal

[deep jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427312415984455693/1456358578784043210/caption.gif

[shy pasture]

what 😭

I never had moutain dew

Is it good

[glass burrow]

Depends on the flavor

[sharp jacinth]

gay

[sacred wasp]

I thought the chemicals were in mango loco monster

[strange crater]

i'm allergic

[strange crater]

chat, can we summon a demon rq? i'm bored

[deep jackal]

hi im here, sorta a demon

hi here, sorta a demon

buh

[shy pasture]

average girl sleepover

[sharp jacinth]

@sacred wasp

no offense

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-snap-cube-its-me-it’s-me-gif-6586764037150383979

[vapid thistle]

OH MY GOD ITS THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE

[restive parcel]

Its either that or something youd see in a yuri novel

Both are good

[shy pasture]

pardon me what

I think we went to very different sleepovers

[restive parcel]

Ive never been to an all girls sleepover

Unfortunately

But then again i dont look like a girl in the slighest so itd be kinda wierd to have me there

[strange crater]

crazy crossover episode

sad that we never saw the bible hold through on its end

[sharp jacinth]

girls summon demons at a sleepover, they appear at the all boys sleepover next day

[sharp jacinth]

fuck

um

men and women are not different

they are both the same to me

[shy pasture]

sleepovers... girls: let's summon a demon, boys: soggy biscuit

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/beter-gif-20746478

[harsh oak]

I finally found it

[shy pasture]

Nah the demon also participates in soggy biscuit

[harsh oak]

You wouldn't know

[shy pasture]

I was never at a boy sleepover, only girls :(

But i heard the legends

[harsh oak]

Then that's why you don't know

[shy pasture]

I will never be a real boy :(

[harsh oak]

Well do you WANT to be one?

Oh my god I just realised

I need to make this meme

Give me a sec

[restive parcel]

Yet another loss for my broke socially anxious ass

[harsh oak]

Yes, this is perfect

[restive parcel]

Estrogen and evil estrogen

[harsh oak]

Testosterone

Are you saying men are just women but evil?

[restive parcel]

Yes

[toxic oyster]

k but men r hotter

[harsh oak]

I beg to differ

[restive parcel]

Wrong

Women

[harsh oak]

Wdym I'm wrong we both think women are hot!

[restive parcel]

I am responding to teapcup

[toxic oyster]

but men

and fluffy hair

[harsh oak]

No

[restive parcel]

Women

[harsh oak]

Yes

[restive parcel]

And yuri

And

Cuddles

[harsh oak]

Want (to the second one, neutral on the first, I neither want it nor not want it)

[round summit]

my autism does not appreciate the male physique, including my own

now women on the other hand :>

[harsh oak]

I don't mind having it

[round summit]

I don't mind the pp part strangely enough (just not my own). I may or may not enjoy <redacted>

[shy pasture]

horse piss

[shy pasture]

fun fact, if you take too much T it converts into E

thats why guys with high T got banger hips

my ex had those

god those were hips

wish I had those

oh and it can give them slight tites

[shy pasture]

same happens with prog

god I should prepare for prog

[strange crater]

boys sleepovers are dispersing an entire pack of tortillas in my bed

[strange crater]

both mid ngl

[wooden oar]

this would go so hard if he wasn't a raging racist

[round summit]

did he... diversify from the content he was making when I last watched him a couple years ago?

[restive parcel]

Doesn't he just rant about people making dumb decisions

[round summit]

I only really remember his videos bashing the nth bad transport project because trains and buses exist

and he was left-leaning so I don't really see how he would be a raging racist, but I also haven't watched his content in a couple years

[shy pasture]

left people can be raging racists

my father for example

hardline communist

yet still hates trans people

and people of colour

[round summit]

fair enough

don't recall him making any content like that back then at least

[restive parcel]

The only people he seems to have like...resentment towards are the tech bro billionaires who dont think their ideas through

[sacred wasp]

So is he racist?

[restive parcel]

i dont think so

unless you consider the billionare class a race

[sacred wasp]

Dirty billioners

[strange crater]

i've watched almost all of his videos, and I haven't seen anything racist

he just talks about tech bros reinventing the train

and similar stuff

don't even know how he would discuss race

completely off topic

[restive parcel]

and how the hungarian government fucked over mav

[strange crater]

but, innovation

we gotta have flying cars

[restive parcel]

"ah, our train company is doing bad? add another lane to the highway"

[strange crater]

damn, didn't work

uh

more lanes

[sacred wasp]

Hey, what if instead we improve our trai...

[wooden oar]

there are a bunch of things colluding together with him, some small some bigger, but a lot of his worse moments happen outside of his videos

Moments such ||as defending the "free speech" to say slurs at people of colour in his discord, or categorizing entire ethnicities as ontologically evil/lesser and doing historical revisionism around massacres / justifying the murder of civilians||

In the end he is just a very run of the mill liberal who runs around saying he is the pillar of progressivism for pointing out that techbros are stupid and that 'the russians need to die'

I did not want to bring about a discussion like that in here, I'm sorry for that

[strange crater]

-# my messages sent 2 hours later 💀

[sharp jacinth]

fun fact: we are all the same, we are all flesh and bone. it doth not matter about your gender or race. you are flesh and skin and bone

[strange crater]

and highly alergic to sharp objects

[shy pasture]

woke nonsense, god made us male, female, the rest and attack helicopter- I'm not made out of flesh and bone, I'm pure german metal

this is denying my existence, people like you should understand my sturggle

[vapid thistle]

actually im a blue hedgehog from south island

[sharp jacinth]

metal is just cold flesh

[sharp jacinth]

still flesh

[harsh oak]

Flesh is weak /ref

[sharp jacinth]

you know what is strong?

The all-new 2027 Ford F150

[deep jackal]

My co- I mean steel

[harsh oak]

Nah, the ford AU falcon

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-cat-being-hit-on-the-head-with-a-hammer-monjjunirawr-silly-cat-cat-hammered-gif-10390299470246788991

[harsh oak]

Please no

[vapid thistle]

but my balls are stronger
-# ive got balls of steel

[woeful smelt]

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/63683eb9468d6ae9dfd18b70/3x.gif

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/muye-tongue-weird-gif-5911249775859762980

./j

[restive parcel]

Im blåhaj

My gender

[shy pasture]

Im gods chosen gender, flesh is weak, but im strong

[shy pasture]

Waow im gonna have to see some steel pics now

[restive parcel]

Metal girder

[deep jackal]

Zien ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Waow im gonna have to see some steel pics now

[shy pasture]

WAOW WAOW

MY GOD

Spoiler that next time

Here are children

[restive parcel]

is it galvanized square steel

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1469788626681593987/RDT_20260206_1626188463369209073181761.gif

[verbal talon]

I wouldn’t want to weld on galvanized

Trust Zinc fumes are definitely as bad as they say

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[round summit]

I don't think mine cares. And I'd happily take his indifference over my mom's denial

[smoky rain]

Don't worry, this creature accepts you

[vapid thistle]

peam

-# actually thats my buddy Tails there /ref

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-it's-peak-mid-it's-mid-shaking-head-gif-14930609437819582275

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-kojima-hideo-gif-12254475362645429391

[gleaming arch]

im here in this server just for the blahaj

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[sacred wasp]

Ngl same lol

Im not even playing a create world rn lol

[gleaming arch]

relatable, i just abandoned mc sadly

[sacred wasp]

Im playing a server to build the UK 1:1

[gleaming arch]

that sound fun

[meager jungle]

that sounds very time consuming

[gleaming arch]

but fun

well

uk is not fun

but minecraft is

[strange crater]

WHAT

guys, its 76 Dollars

for all of them

[sacred wasp]

I mean, you cant afford to not take that deal

[void depot]

do it

[tough lichen]

the storage might be more expensive lmao

[shy pasture]

do it

[strange crater]

my mom would kill me

[restive parcel]

Ok so uh

My mom found my skirt

So far she has only washed it and said nothing about it

So

Yay?

[harsh oak]

🎉

Yay

[sacred wasp]

At least its clean :3

[gleaming arch]

its not THAT expensive

[gleaming arch]

sometimes happens

[sacred wasp]

Not as bad as how my parents found out

[gleaming arch]

how

[sacred wasp]

Well, uhhh, let's just say my phone was taken 😭

[gleaming arch]

shiiii

https://tenor.com/view/emulovebot-gif-18050765437835163579

[sacred wasp]

Frrr

[round summit]

much better than what I got

wore it when coming out, was lied to about acceptance and then banned from wearing skirts

[restive parcel]

I love him

[smoky rain]

🫂

[gleaming arch]

he is sooo goated

[sharp jacinth]

my oldest brother is indifferent, which is lovely

[sharp jacinth]

yeah just borrow some screw from your aunt

[restive parcel]

Unfortunately i recently ate all my eco Friendly wood veneers so i have to buy new ones 🥀

[sharp jacinth]

WORKED FOR 30 YEARS TO BUY THIS APARTEMNT

[strange crater]

lies

[sharp jacinth]

yuour

right

dude im losing

[strange crater]

and i'm winning

checkmate, fool

[sharp jacinth]

fool that you are, you do not realize

i am the board

[strange crater]

[gleaming arch]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/twirl-spin-skirt-gif-14385543

skirt go spinny

[harsh oak]

Guh, I'm very sick :(

I have to stay in bed all day

My blåhaj happens to be watching me from my model trains table

[toxic oyster]

somewhere in my camera roll is a picture of me in pyjama shorts, but they look like a skirt

wait i found it.. damn

enjoy legs ig

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-outfit-gif-24439360

[harsh oak]

Help

[deft hawk]

Broski ur jacked

[round summit]

pwetty

[restive parcel]

Euphoria moment

[shy pasture]

🤤 legs

[deft hawk]

Teacup I think you've got an admirer

[restive parcel]

Teacup is gay tho

[restive parcel]

• fish approximately 390 million years ago

Alternatively

Tadpoles

[shy pasture]

Idc ill reset him to factory settings /j

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-cute-gif-15171709

Waow

Transition goals

[restive parcel]

What estrogen does to a mf

[shy pasture]

My soring breasts agree to your statement

[restive parcel]

No comment

[smoky rain]

That wouldn't change anything

Maybe you could count epigenetical stuff as non factory settings, if that is the case it would just lead to a worse qol

[shy pasture]

Fine the gays will stay gay

[shy pasture]

"unnecessary accessory" yes maam :(

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-nothing-as-i-expected-wait-a-minute-anime-marin-gif-1522357179354039382

[restive parcel]

There's a reason it's not cirlced

[toxic oyster]

sorry women just aren’t hot

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/keemxdaxtruth-lmao-dead-nope-gif-14774804

[restive parcel]

More for me :3

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-me-one-more-time-gif-4142606935083504117

[restive parcel]

What a terrible fate

[round summit]

this is my body type already but make the arms awkwardly long too

[idle belfry]

Foog👍

[unique nexus]

tottally stealing this :3

[unique nexus]

most aren't

but tbh idgf about looks :p

personallity more important

[shy pasture]

god I wish that were me

[round summit]

you really don't

[shy pasture]

waow take me out to dinner first before emptying all my gifs

[unique nexus]

heh :3

[round summit]

unless you want to be 1.94 with very large feet and a big skull

then be my guest

[unique nexus]

1.94?

[vapid thistle]

i think 1,94 meters

-# i think

[strange crater]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-is-a-kilometer-km-whats-2W5XUVszqo4B863lay

[shy pasture]

6'4 I think

[harsh oak]

Incorrect

[harsh oak]

Also incorrect

[round summit]

p much

like 6'4.38" if we wanna be specific

whereas ideally I'd be like at most 5'4"

[toxic oyster]

i wouldnt mind being a bit shorter tbh

always funny when people think im like 5'5-5'7

[woeful smelt]

How tall are you?

bcs ~5'6" is my height

floats between 6" and 7" idr where + footware

[toxic oyster]

ummm

yea emmys height lmAO

[woeful smelt]

oh like ~6'4"

how ever that would be in cm

I mean tbf there seems to always be some sort of drawback from being whatever height you are, depending on what you're doing

ik I wouldn't mind being a touch taller, just bcs I know what I'm doing I could benefit from it, but 🤷

[abstract shell]

Being tall is a 40% buff to reaching cabinets and a 40% debuff to standing without being in pain

[toxic oyster]

or feeling faint/almost fainting

POTS my beloved

[woeful smelt]

-# I've only been called short once, it was extremely weird bcs the person did it in like the preppy popular girl voice saying it was cute or something, confused the hell out of me

damn

[toxic oyster]

i detracts i think bc although theres been dating conversation in my thread in bnb, height was never mentioned..

[abstract shell]

Youch. I just feel sore and in pain after standing in one place for more then 10 mins

[toxic oyster]

when guys flirt w/me online they expect that i am ~5'6/5'7 but then we meet irl and theres just this 6'4 TRUCK that appears

[woeful smelt]

yea, I've got a few friends with POTS, so far I'm not aware of them having too much issue, mostly bcs they're decent at managing it

[abstract shell]

I never would have guessed you are 6'4

[toxic oyster]

case in point

[woeful smelt]

hmm maybe

[toxic oyster]

it feels vibe-adjacent to muscle bottoms

in some way LMAO

[woeful smelt]

[toxic oyster]

allat muscle and youre just gonna lie there

and not do anything with them

[abstract shell]

Tf does that even mean lol

[toxic oyster]

a bottom thats built like a hunk/jock

[abstract shell]

Ah

[toxic oyster]

same vibe

[abstract shell]

Once I pass more I am going 1 million percent wear high healed boots to make myself taller because like I'm already tall and that's not going to change so I might as well take that and be ultra tall girly.

[woeful smelt]

Ember pulling up 7' tall

[abstract shell]

Lol not that crazy

[toxic oyster]

oh i would

[abstract shell]

I'm only 5'10/11

[toxic oyster]

wearing my docs and standing up uber straight pushes me to 6'6

[abstract shell]

So even sizable high heels would not put me much over 6'

[abstract shell]

Wild

[woeful smelt]

I'd have to dig on my instagram or something but imma go out on a limb and hope you know what guy I'm referencing

The tall pink high toe boot things

[abstract shell]

Nope

No idea

[abstract shell]

Oh my lord lmao

[woeful smelt]

[abstract shell]

Honestly even with 3 or 4 inch heels it does not feel like that

Sticks on bottom of legs lol

[woeful smelt]

https://www.instagram.com/ben_blue/

here's the guys page

does shit in a bunch of weird and tall heels

[abstract shell]

This is a man of chaos I approve

[woeful smelt]

Rasputin dance in like 8-10" heel boots

[abstract shell]

Lol

[round summit]

it's only a 10% buff, most of the time I'd still be fine at least half a foot shorter because the cabinets are made for regular people and not for tall people

now I'm just being tasked with anything that requires even a smidge of physical strength because I'm the only physically male individual that isn't crippled or flimsy

[harsh oak]

But wait there's more

Alr all done :)

[restive parcel]

Meeee

I mean wwhat

[harsh oak]

Lemme send you my time machine

[restive parcel]

Nowhere near long hair enough for this

[harsh oak]

It might take a while to get to where you are tho

[toxic oyster]

men just want to be underpaid 19th century maids

apparently

[round summit]

I mean...

[shy pasture]

ngl 5'7 is perfect height

and we all should be 5'7

except this one hot guy im into, he should be 6'7

[sacred wasp]

im 5'5 😭

[restive parcel]

Six .... six sev...

[restive parcel]

DRATS

YOU SHANT CATCH ME

[woeful smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-24477763

[shy pasture]

please do qwq

[shy pasture]

tiny men, tall women here

[restive parcel]

Tall women 🤤

Actually

Just

Women 🤤

[deep jackal]

women 🤤

[sacred wasp]

woah, men 🤤

[restive parcel]

Nahhh

[strange crater]

-# who needs men/women when i have
create mod 🤤