Blåposting

[deep jackal]

I performed a sin

I went to ikea

And didn't get a blåhaj

[vapid thistle]

illegal

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1415192881169170573/togif-23.gif

[vapid thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037454608974487563/1371347163606679583/togif-23.gif

[deep jackal]

@wide girder not again! /j

evadtaxes[Feld VP] ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[wide girder]

Blahajs favourite meal. Meat ball

[wide girder]

Despicable behaviour

[vapid thistle]

who is ball?

[wide girder]

dead animal

or veggie, maybe it's veggie who knows

[vapid thistle]

damb

i do like myself some IKEA Sweden Meat Balls

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594370/1446463354393591888/ezgif-4d919af030935056.gif

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-meme-memes-reads-letter-gif-20713760

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-aira-shiratori-banished-shadow-realm-taken-away-gif-6566671952869286895

[unique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowrealm-get-out-jeansbowl-gif-25245055

[opal heart]

🎄 Merry Christmas 🎄

[harsh oak]

Merry christmas

This is what my sister got me for Christmas (TRANS PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE!!!)

Imma make little signs for them :)

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cats-silly-silly-cat-gif-3984805891686374279

[sharp jacinth]

well duh they're people. its obvious

[harsh oak]

Ikr

[sacred wasp]

people saying trans people arent people???

ima beat them up

[meager jungle]

i heard they are persons

could be false info

[harsh oak]

Violence is not the answer, violence is a question. The answer is yes

[restive parcel]

Never

Theyre individuals at most

[strange crater]

and we don't make threats, we make promises

[strange crater]

merry chrysler

[opal heart]

Merry Chrimuh

[sacred wasp]

Merry crimar

[meager jungle]

shat am i gazing into

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/birdies-horse-gif-11288333927383710742

[unique nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-free-air-person-below-gets-free-air-gif-2213918431536153068

[toxic oyster]

yipe

[strange crater]

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-free-air-person-below-gets-free-air-gif-2213918431536153068

[cinder barn]

https://tenor.com/view/tornado-siren-gif-23779826

[toxic pond]

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-free-air-person-below-gets-free-air-gif-2213918431536153068

[sacred wasp]

Yipeeee

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-free-air-person-below-gets-free-air-gif-2213918431536153068

[vapid thistle]

i want some air

[restive parcel]

you already got some

greedy fuck

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-shaking-shake-scared-gif-13302527660994311263

Shiver me kittens

[strange crater]

says while stealing our air

[wide girder]

Thats not funny. Please don't repeat something like that again. You've been warned

[sacred wasp]

Mb

[harsh oak]

I'm curious what did you say?

[sacred wasp]

I said in dms

[harsh oak]

O

That not good :(

[strange crater]

bedrock

WHAT

[harsh oak]

That's why we call it bugrock and one of the many reasons why we don't use it

[strange crater]

other moments from today

[sacred wasp]

Thats supposed to spawn like that i thought

[vapid thistle]

damn they homeless or smth, they sleeping on the streets 😭

[strange crater]

and who could forget my cousins switch

[vapid thistle]

pov:

[restive parcel]

lmfao

this sent me

[sharp jacinth]

she napping

[sharp jacinth]

sent you where

[restive parcel]

Finland

[strange crater]

funland (ikea)

[deep jackal]

Smålland (ikea)

Chanied ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) funland (ikea)

[harsh oak]

Smol

[sharp jacinth]

true

[unique nexus]

It's my birthday!!

[harsh oak]

Merry birthday

[unique nexus]

:D

[harsh oak]

:)

[restive parcel]

HAPPY DAY OF BEING BIRTHED

[sacred wasp]

Good day of birthulation

[toxic oyster]

[round summit]

By doing minor physical damage to my-- I mean what

[harsh oak]

Why does the border of your pfp keep changing help

[round summit]

months and some holidays

[woeful smelt]

-# ah that border, I was thinking of the avatar decorations

[round summit]

nah those smeel, I have all but one hidden with CSS on pc

[unique nexus]

Same

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099181543823519756/1455633917494169803/image.png?ex=6955703a&is=69541eba&hm=5ac239f4623300cdc7b228976b589825b322dc57351954340566e0e37017f729&

[vapid thistle]

thats crazy

[sharp jacinth]

crazy

i was crazy once

[shut bramble]

They locked me in a room

A room full of @vapid thistle

Noah makes me crazy

[vapid thistle]

fair enough, i can get crazy of myself

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-vs-zombies-crazy-dave-because-i'm-crazy-gif-13194050441543628830

[round summit]

2026 gonna be the year where I remember how to exist

[sharp jacinth]

dont remember. bask in the shadows and eat chips

[harsh oak]

What's an exist

[sharp jacinth]

exister? i hardly know her

is it possible for two girls, on purpose, to kissed?

[harsh oak]

Yes

I have witnessed it

[sharp jacinth]

we must investiage further

send for the research teams

[harsh oak]

No

Curiosity has killed me too many times, I'm not letting curiosity kill me again

Also I'm a straight guy so I'm no sllowed

[sharp jacinth]

hmm

send for women

[harsh oak]

I'm still not allowed :(

[toxic oyster]

boys kiss boys and girls kiss girl

this is the order of things 🙂‍↕️

[harsh oak]

But I'm a boy (who would be someone) who kisses girls

So either you're wrong or I'm just weird like that

[toxic oyster]

ur jus weird

[harsh oak]

Checks out

[round summit]

but then I can't be a girl

[shy pasture]

You're a girl either way, no way to change that

[round summit]

ok correction: then I'm not allowed to be a girl

[shy pasture]

Who can forbid you to have a gender? 😭

[round summit]

mom

(still live with parents)

[shy pasture]

Murder her (/j) and go your own path

I mean they cant stop you from buying clothes for example

[round summit]

physically they can't, but she will be complaining about it. and with me being as confrontation-averse as I am, that'll outweigh the benefits

also finances

[restive parcel]

I volunteer as tribute

Send me in

[unique nexus]

starting to hate microsoft

makin me wanna switch to linux

[primal karma]

i mean it is a better option if u can figure it out

although if u are like me, then its just enchantment table language for you

[unique nexus]

only thing is my dad probs won't let me switch at all also won't i lose all my data?

[primal karma]

i mean

i dunno

if u are switching from microsoft im not sure if their backup copies are universal or not

so like… i suggest you do sum research first

just look up sum yt tutorials

[unique nexus]

i cba to try do it

tbh what i would do is just build a new computer on linux then figure it out from there

[restive parcel]

The question is what data do you mean

[unique nexus]

like all my game data

[restive parcel]

Because files you can just transfer to a storage medium

[unique nexus]

and account logins

[restive parcel]

Steam and stuff works with linux

[unique nexus]

xbox?

does that work

[restive parcel]

You can just remember your passwords and stuff

Im not that much of an expert but i think so

[primal karma]

xbox…? why would you use… that on a pc… ugh…

[unique nexus]

ok well then ill consider it in the future

[unique nexus]

im forced to

because of games using it

like fucking fh5

[restive parcel]

Because xbox has a pretty lucrative game store on windows pcs

[unique nexus]

tho fh5 is shit

it doesn't let you use your xbox account unless its the one directly singned into windows

[restive parcel]

And unfortunately it doesn't sync with steam which pisses me off

[primal karma]

well its microsoft what did u expect?

[unique nexus]

exactly

even chatgpt called there account design shit

[primal karma]

bro even the oop wait cant be too careful here ahem… robots are hating on them

[unique nexus]

fr

i was excited for fh6

but now im not

because i won't even be able to play it unless i beg my dad to use his account

as its what my pc is logged into

[primal karma]

whuhs fh? im sorry my brain cannot uncode these names

[unique nexus]

forza horizon

[primal karma]

ah

peak

[unique nexus]

shitty game

[primal karma]

i mean i played 5 although its nice it needs better crash physics. like… a LOT.

the cars and graphics are cool although i only played for a few hours

storytelling isnt too well

if it even has one…

[unique nexus]

it "has" one

they focused to much on graphics and made the actual game shit

its 150gb waste of space

[primal karma]

i mean if u just wanna drive its nice

[unique nexus]

forza 4 was better

[primal karma]

never played it cant tell

[unique nexus]

great driving, good story and decent graphics

[unique nexus]

also fh4 at top gear stuff

so peak

WAIT

I FIXED IT

I CAN LOAD FH4

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

i just had to launch through xbox app 😭

steam is shit

[primal karma]

uuh… couldn‘t u do it before?

[unique nexus]

no

wouldn't let me login

now it does

[primal karma]

DONT YOU DARE

[meager jungle]

no??

[unique nexus]

fh5 is still borked

[meager jungle]

just change your acc

[unique nexus]

for steam -> xbox it is

[unique nexus]

if you launch through steam it hard locks onto the account your pc is logged into

it doesn't let change it

[meager jungle]

ohh

[primal karma]

they are the only ones keeping this market in line. if not for steam, we would all suffer.

[unique nexus]

through xbox u can

[unique nexus]

yh steam is great but not for anything to do with xbox

because microsoft is shit

:D

steam is a great thing just shit when it comes to games that require an xbox account because microsoft is shit

proof of this

[meager jungle]

is that microsofts fault tho

[unique nexus]

microsoft keeps saying my discord is not responding whilst i can see people typing

[unique nexus]

yes

its their shit accoutn design

and the fucking plethera of bugs with windows

like im sorry but steamos released and no one has found any issues yet

valve just better

[meager jungle]

as someone who has never used xbox games on steam xbox app has worked fine for me (atleast when it comes to playing the games)

and windows has done me well too

[unique nexus]

yh xbox app and steam by themselves is fine

[meager jungle]

win 10 atleast

[unique nexus]

tryna make them work together is shit

so forza 5 on steam is shit

because it forces that

[meager jungle]

well yeah

the progress is tied to your xbox ac

acc

[unique nexus]

yes but i can't switch account

thats the issue

[meager jungle]

i dont think this is anyone's exact fault tho

[unique nexus]

its microsofts

[meager jungle]

its just a side effect of having games designed for xbox app and not steams

[unique nexus]

because of the way they designed accounts it breaks the moment it interacts with steam

[meager jungle]

it wouldnt be a xbox game if it didnt have the acc stuff

[unique nexus]

do i just say fuck it and buy fh5 on xbox?

[meager jungle]

uhh

idk

[unique nexus]

i have the money and its on sale atm

[meager jungle]

depends on how much you want to play it dawg

[unique nexus]

i rlly wanna play it

like desperately

because i need smth to do till fh6 realeases

[meager jungle]

then get it ig

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

also

you can dual boot

if you have 2 drives

-# pls don't dual boot from the same drive, you are just asking for windows to fuck it up

I switched to arch (btw) like only 2 months ago and its great

ngl I'd prob recommend a Debian fork tho cause arch is... arch

I updated my old windows 8 laptop (a second computer also with arch) and the wifi driver decided to drop connection every 20 seconds

luckily I had ethernet to fix it

[round summit]

fh5 works fine on steam and is currently 65% off as well

fh4 on the other hand has that dumb baked in deadzone on steam which effectively forced you to buy it on the windows store

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-use-arch-btw-use-arch-linux-fedora-gif-23272370

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/arch-linux-user-femboy-arch-linux-gif-7369320239770547824

[vapid thistle]

what the shit happened here 😭

[strange crater]

I actually got a skirt for Christmas

so i can confirm the effects of arch are real

[shy pasture]

😭

Its sad that there is indeed a corelation

There's also a corelation between people working out a ton and being trans

[strange crater]

arch users don't leave the house, so we can't go to the gym

[shy pasture]

Its two spectrums

Socially isolated and trying to fix themselves by working on yourself

[strange crater]

i'm too busy working on my terminal ngl

[sharp jacinth]

your task: find out if two girls can kissed

godspeed

i use mac os

[vapid thistle]

i dont leave the house, and i use windows..

[restive parcel]

from personal experience speaking, yesm

[sharp jacinth]

wowwie

[harsh oak]

I just like breaking things

[sharp jacinth]

i like things

[harsh oak]

I like girls

[toxic oyster]

my condolences

[strange crater]

i like the endless void

[harsh oak]

Cool

[restive parcel]

i like girls too

[restive parcel]

we have a deal here, us girls get the girls and you can have the boys

[harsh oak]

And I can be weird and out of place as usual

[restive parcel]

you get nothing because you havent let chell out yet

[harsh oak]

I get nothing SO FAR

I'll break the law or smth idk

[restive parcel]

that would get you jailtime

[harsh oak]

It would be worth it

Also it has happened before

It's why I hide from the cops all the time

[vapid thistle]

thats crazy

[shy pasture]

but but

[vapid thistle]

real

[unique nexus]

How about everyone get everyone :3

(I'm bi so I'm happy either way :p)

Tho I already stole someone :3

[harsh oak]

This makes more sense

[unique nexus]

Claimed em :3

Hehehe

[harsh oak]

Showoff :(

[unique nexus]

Tbh I always thought that was notch in that photo :p

[unique nexus]

U will find some eventually 🫂

Rooting for yah!

[harsh oak]

Ty :)

[vapid thistle]

yeah this makes alot of sense

[shy pasture]

Slavery ftw

[round summit]

-# you can break my userspace

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-and-goma-peach-cat-cute-touch-you-gif-753963420727010599

[sharp jacinth]

declined

[sharp jacinth]

also no flirting

fucking rule breakers

this is the problem with perhaps i should just shut up?

[harsh oak]

Yes

You should

[sharp jacinth]

verily

[cinder barn]

Me: I should know that but don't
Internet Search Engine:
https://linuxvox.com/blog/what-does-it-mean-to-break-user-space/

[round summit]

good news: my hair's the longest it's ever been and close to my ideal girl length, and it looks cute when it sits right
bad news: mpb is a bitch

in other bad news, parents are making yet another financially and logically bad decision that I can't do anything about

[harsh oak]

Who/what is mpb?

[sharp jacinth]

i simply dont cut my hair

[harsh oak]

I need to cut my hair occasionally, or my eyes get itchy

[round summit]

male pattern baldness

[round summit]

I've historically gone quite some time between haircuts, like 2-3x per year. though this was partially because it getting cut shorter than I wanted was commonplace. I cannot recall the last time I got one, but I'm pretty sure it's approaching a full year.

[shy pasture]

minoxidil

[mellow jackal]

havent checked this place in a while

holy yap

[sharp jacinth]

me when anyone speaks

[toxic oyster]

need

[mellow jackal]

i also need

[restive parcel]

Snr discord meetup when

I'll bring the blåhaj

[mellow jackal]

whenever i feel like it

[restive parcel]

Are you just gonna summon us all

/tp @e @s

[mellow jackal]

no just /tp @a[type=snr_server_member]

[unique nexus]

im too busy working for anything like that 😭😭

[restive parcel]

Specifically blaposting members

Speaking of ikea plushies

[harsh oak]

I can't I live in Australia

Also

:)

[restive parcel]

yay

[harsh oak]

Indeed

[round summit]

ples no, muh social anxiety

[vapid thistle]

real

[sharp jacinth]

bitch i aint walking through the mountains of mordor back to texas

[sharp jacinth]

it cant do anything if oyu come out to your hair

mpb is gender affirming

[round summit]

it already knows, it just can't undo recession from before I knew

[shy pasture]

Ffs/hairline lowering could work

[round summit]

it's really thin up top in general so that only solves 1 of the 2 mpb issues

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-food-eating-cat-eating-gif-18150463385744044599

[sharp jacinth]

does ty want those

also

[strange crater]

they aren't cheap

[sharp jacinth]

being honest

djungleskog is better than the haj

[strange crater]

which one is that?

[sharp jacinth]

the. bear

[harsh oak]

Incorrect, only sacabambaspis is the best

[shy pasture]

They arent that expensive

[restive parcel]

All Ikea plushies are the same level of peak and i wont hear anything else

[harsh oak]

sacabambaspis isn't ikea I don't think...

I know, I've betrayed you all again

STARE INTO THE EYES OF THE BETRAYERRR

[restive parcel]

I am aware lmao

Sacabambaspis is a prehistoric fish

[harsh oak]

no, there's a spesific plushie

[harsh oak]

I know, I literally made it the mascott for my server

[restive parcel]

Yeah that too

I guess

[harsh oak]

hence be being the betrayer

[restive parcel]

Why?

[harsh oak]

idk actually

I more just wanted to recite a cool quote from illadin

no that's not how you spell it

this guy

https://tenor.com/view/wow-you-are-not-prepared-demon-hunter-evil-burning-crusade-gif-15716503

[shy pasture]

you should get me one

[restive parcel]

Everyone who comes to my House gets to experience blåhaj

[floral shell]

as one of the resident swedes, your execution has been scheduled

make your case to the gods

[unique nexus]

I don't even have a singular blahaj :<

[sacred wasp]

Love that image, matpat my queen

[round summit]

king*

[unique nexus]

Omg that's adorable

[sharp jacinth]

54 fucking pings are we deadass

[vapid thistle]

no we are aliveass

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/buns-thighs-yum-yes-please-downtown-gif-3552425810288216944

[harsh oak]

Alr imma send this to my gf BECAUSE I HAVE ONE

Heheeeee, I hav pretty girlfren :)

[sacred wasp]

:3

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149072945780629655/1457093369909084372/image000000.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-boykisser-gif-6310690632168156700

[sonic helm]

"What the fuck is a Pokémon?"

[woeful smelt]

Hello?

pk broken?

[deep jackal]

Just me trolling lmao

09wizardguy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) pk broken?

[vapid thistle]

:3

[deep jackal]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdmf41HQ/

[harsh oak]

My blåhaj has a name now!

Barry Berton Bazinga The 2st

[round summit]

Not even close to being a furry, but I'd much rather have the body of boykisser than the one I have

[harsh oak]

Is anyone going to acknowledge Barry Berton Bazinga the 2st?

[round summit]

shonk

[harsh oak]

Ye :)

[shy pasture]

how much does one cost

I gotta invest my company earnings into them

hopefully Ill have more than the blahaj mom

[harsh oak]

Big one is 35 AUD-ish, smol one is 10 AUD-ish, not sure about other currencies

[shy pasture]

I only go for big ones

[harsh oak]

🤨

Don't take that out of context

[shy pasture]

I got a tall bf for a reason

[harsh oak]

I see

[shy pasture]

and with tall I mean...

[harsh oak]

I don have a gf anymore

[shy pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910399012857872394/1112769154341142618/caption-16.gif

[harsh oak]

I didn't need to know that bit

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mai-headpats-gif-21974189

[round summit]

https://tenor.com/view/shadows-gif-24864001

[harsh oak]

But I get what you mean, he's tall when lying down (I can relate)

[harsh oak]

Thanks :)

[shy pasture]

(12 + 1) * 25eur = 325eur

sounds like a good investment

[harsh oak]

Pffft

[shy pasture]

hey im a size queen

[round summit]

I only have a small shonk

[shy pasture]

hey <3 we wont discriminate

its okay

[harsh oak]

🤨

Don't take that out of context either

[shy pasture]

tbf considering i spent 900eur on a tax advisor

id rather buy blahajs

[round summit]

that would be a better money sink than a tax advisor

I mean, what did you need the advisor for anyway that would've saved you more money than you spent hiring the advisor

[shy pasture]

company taxes and stuff

[round summit]

fair

[shy pasture]

im a freelancer

id rather not conflict with both the irs and Finanzamt

[round summit]

US tax system moment

[harsh oak]

O you're in the US, you can just print money

We have plastic money in Australia :(

[shy pasture]

I am in Germany

but do work for companies in all of Europe and the US

[harsh oak]

O ok

Don't know if you can just print money there

[shy pasture]

and apparently Russia as my tax advisor thought lol
Saint Petersburg, Florida lmao

[round summit]

cannot

[shy pasture]

I cant even remember who that was lol, either Yung or Starfish...

[harsh oak]

O okay

[round summit]

Well maybe you can, but bills that look even remotely peculiar are scanned at the register.

[restive parcel]

Send her a pocket sized bat

[mellow jackal]

haposting

frfr

[harsh oak]

O don have one anymore :(

[shy pasture]

Thats what the bat did it seems...

[restive parcel]

Oh no

[harsh oak]

Estrogen (I'll just press it once)

[deep jackal]

Ill press it 100 times, and get 99 million and 1 girl headmate /j

Estheriel_14 (ping when reply) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Estrogen (I'll just press it once) 📎

[strange crater]

:3

[shy pasture]

Icl im not sure at what point i am already a girl

[round summit]

I think I always would've pressed this button at least a couple times, including before I even started wondering about being female. Earlier in life I would've pressed it a few times for the money and been okay with becoming a girl if I got unlucky. Now I'm pressing it specifically to physically become a girl and the money is a nice side effect.

[shy pasture]

"unlucky", me at age 5, wondering if the scar around my genitals was perhaps from closing up something and I was secretly born a girl, which wouldve been great cough cough

[round summit]

my body was unfortunately very convinced of its biological sex

I used to be excited and proud to have ended up as tall as I got. but now I'm just sad about most of it, wanting to be 30cm+ shorter than I am :<

[deep jackal]

https://mitadmissions.org/blogs/entry/blahaj-the-internet-meme-the-trans-icon-the-worlds-favorite-plush/ someone from MIT made a post about Blahaj

[round summit]

the funniest part about that 30cm+ figure is that it (164cm) is only 6cm below the tallest national female average height on the planet

[shy pasture]

*4cm

[shy pasture]

god you're tall

model material

[round summit]

according to figures on wikipedia, it's even 8 below 🇧🇦 students at UBL, but that's a sample size of just 34 women

the Dutch figure of 168.5 has a sample size of 392145, though that is self-reported

[vapid thistle]

whoah dutch mentioned

[shy pasture]

yeahh self reported numbers are hard to trust

I mean self reported pp figures put the average at around 6 inches

which... is not realistic from my experience

[deep jackal]

wait how tall are you Emmy

[shut bramble]

\ @round summit

[shy pasture]

My math says 194+

6'5 is model height istg

[round summit]

194cm / 6'4.38"

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-say-what-stare-blink-really-gif-10957287953041985928

[round summit]

got it from my mom's side, all my blood-related uncles are in the 190s

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227922202297499670/1430650863353073704/IMG_1784.gif

massive spong

[shy pasture]

Are you like Scandinavian/Dutch?

[round summit]

Dutch yes

though Balkan would've been a worthy mention in that list as well, they're scarily tall over there too

[toxic oyster]

still baffles me that the average worldwide height for men and women is like 5'9 and 5'4 respectively

genuinely feels bs.. most of the guys i know (irl) are like 6'

women being maybe 5'7-8

[round summit]

generally the Asian countries pull the average down

[toxic oyster]

1s lemme narrow the pool

still

feels a bit short

[round summit]

just blame the other island

[toxic oyster]

lmao which one

[round summit]

the one you don't live on

[toxic oyster]

theres a few i dont live on

[round summit]

the other main one

idk which island you live on

[toxic oyster]

common south island L

[round summit]

there we go

[shy pasture]

The the hell are they that tall, considering the quality of life down there 😭

[harsh oak]

I'm awake, what did I miss

[shy pasture]

Me, you missed me

Im claiming you now

[harsh oak]

No I didn't, wait WHAT?!

[shy pasture]

Dont worry about it hun

[harsh oak]

Who?

I'm just even more confused now

[round summit]

basketball is quite popular in the balkans, so I'm not surprised

[shy pasture]

Eh Dutch I mean you can just attribute it to your genes

[shy pasture]

Idk why they are all so short, like cmon Filipinos are tinyyuyyyyy

[round summit]

not enough colonisa-- I mean what

[shy pasture]

We should prolly do more cross country breeding just to mix humanity a bit more

[toxic oyster]

girl

[shy pasture]

.... just dont question it i dont think im saying logical stuff anymore 😭

[harsh oak]

Huh, where!?

[round summit]

I would say something about one specific word in this sentence but I don't want to get in trouble

[shy pasture]

Wait yr a guy?

[harsh oak]

No, I'm a straight

[shy pasture]

A stray, awwww

[round summit]

you're a body of water between two lands?

[harsh oak]

Yes...?

[round summit]

wait damnit that's spelled strait isn't it

[harsh oak]

Yes

[round summit]

fuck

[harsh oak]

Iss fine, I'm in Australia, so that a little bit close I guess?

[toxic oyster]

no.. ew

[harsh oak]

:(

Heteterophobia

[toxic oyster]

yep :^)

[harsh oak]

Well I'm still not being homophobic

[round summit]

just be transbian, easy solution

[harsh oak]

But I'm already okay with being a guy tho

[shy pasture]

Be a trans guy

[harsh oak]

But I'm a cis guy

[round summit]

identify as a transwoman identifying as a transman

[shy pasture]

Baby- you were

[harsh oak]

WDYM I WAS?!

And why did you call me that?

[shy pasture]

Tho I seriously thought you were trans since idk estheriel sounded like an estrogen

[round summit]

[harsh oak]

:(

[round summit]

it is quite a flowy, more feminine-leaning username tbf

[harsh oak]

It has always been Estheriel since 2014 help

[shy pasture]

Im not trying to be mean, that was 1:1 my thought process 😭

[harsh oak]

STAHP

[harsh oak]

You think I give a shit? FUCK GENDER STEREOTYPES!!!

[toxic oyster]

me sitting here with

'teacup'

[sharp jacinth]

bla

[harsh oak]

haj

[sharp jacinth]

i sit

with crime written all over me

i should really wash off the marker

i am the next edgar allen poe

[meager jungle]

exactly like albert tinkle

[strange crater]

hate to break it to you

but no

[meager jungle]

i hate to break it to but that was a joke

[harsh oak]

Jarvis, joke it a little

I'm so funny

[meager jungle]

im not

[harsh oak]

Ok 👍

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-digestive-track-gif-14223745209286562023

[harsh oak]

NOOOO, MY DIGESTIVE TRACT

[toxic oyster]

*tract

[harsh oak]

Shhh

You saw nothing

[toxic oyster]

no xx

[harsh oak]

:(

[toxic oyster]

[harsh oak]

SHIT

Fine you win

[strange crater]

teacup be playing with cheats enabled

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-react-this-user-pregnant-man-gif-7314513712895381143

[harsh oak]

Also can someone get teacup to stop being heterophobic

I don like it :(

[shy pasture]

Yes hun

Be gay do crime

[harsh oak]

Why you call me that, I thought you had a bf

[shy pasture]

I do

[harsh oak]

OHHHHH

[shy pasture]

Im making fun of the cliche by calling you hon

[harsh oak]

Sorry, my straightness is getting the better of me again

[shy pasture]

Always the straits...

[harsh oak]

Fine that's..... Acceptable... For now..... Do not think I will be so merciful in the future however...

[harsh oak]

STAHP

[shy pasture]

Awwwwhhhhhhhhhh

Wait youre under 18, i cant make fun of you or ill get my own lucy files

[harsh oak]

Huh?

[shy pasture]

Yk.. like the epstein- files

[harsh oak]

Ohhhh

Hehehehe, >:)

This was a triumph

I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

[shy pasture]

I like how i smell on hrt

And so do boys, as I've been told

[harsh oak]

Ok 👍

[shy pasture]

I still gotta buy a blahaj

Ahhhhhhhhhhh I forgot

[harsh oak]

Betrayer

https://tenor.com/view/wow-you-are-not-prepared-demon-hunter-evil-burning-crusade-gif-15716503

[shy pasture]

Tho they're costly

[harsh oak]

Not really

[shy pasture]

I mean 30usd is a bit

And if I want 13

[harsh oak]

I thought I said it was 35 AUD (Australian dollars)

Maybe usd's value has just gone down a lot

[restive parcel]

I gotta buy more big ones but i also gotta save money

[harsh oak]

Oh yeah, can you get teacup to stop being heterophobic?

[restive parcel]

Ew straight person

[harsh oak]

Never mind :(

[restive parcel]

Gay people gather up lets throw pebbles at him

[harsh oak]

NOOOO

I'm not homophobic, I swear!

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/commence-the-mass-stoning-gif-5759304547419891834

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tennis-cat-meme-brick-cat-cat-brick-gif-1174694866650002420

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099181543823519756/1435810379707056148/image0.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1460397840055668912/ezgif-426c4d1556475f71.gif

[shy pasture]

How much are they smool ones?

[restive parcel]

Free in my bed :3

[shy pasture]

Bet

t

But how much are they actually?

[restive parcel]

10€ smol 25€ large

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-brick-parry-gif-27597104

You forgot WHO you were pummeling with bricks didn't you?

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-gif-5739624455870061046

[harsh oak]

Eeehehehehe, I only like boys platonically!

[shy pasture]

gay

[harsh oak]

I'm not gay >:(

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS AHHHHHHHH

[shy pasture]

queer

[harsh oak]

I'M PICKY I ONLY LIKE WOMEN MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP

[shy pasture]

Queerplatonic relationships falls under the umbrella

[harsh oak]

Well they're not queer platonic, why is this so hard to communicate!?
I
Am
Straight

[shy pasture]

And you like boys platonically

[harsh oak]

AS BROS DAMMIT

Strictly as FRIENDS, NOTHING MORE

And it's not to say I do not like when other people do that, go ahead, do what you want, just DON'T GET ME INVOLVED

[meager jungle]

thats what they all say

[harsh oak]

AHHHHHH I SAID STOOOPPPP

I'm genuinely going insane help

[strange crater]

thats what I said

turns out I actually just hate everyone

[harsh oak]

Oh :(

[strange crater]

-# aro ace

[harsh oak]

Well that's not hating everyone, that's just not loving or feeling the thought for anyone

[sharp jacinth]

straight is ok. as long as you accept that some rails curve and some engine types change

[harsh oak]

Yes, I do accept that

[sharp jacinth]

i am the next edgar allen hoe

i seem to have fixed the wrong typo

[shy pasture]

that's what I said- he didnt listen

[mellow jackal]

☹️

[mellow jackal]

tcup isnt heterophobic to me i ddont think

right @toxic oyster? :(

[deep jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/894747215719968818/962087190261805096/44772A0D-B455-4F8F-BF3E-2CBA84444B68.gif

[sharp jacinth]

face your sins @toxic oyster

[round summit]

idk if you can tell or not, but the vast majority of messages talking about you being queer are sarcasm and memes

[harsh oak]

(I couldn't tell, it all makes sense now)

[mellow jackal]

i think teacup is going to kill you now

[shy pasture]

You are bi, doesnt count, you get the heterophobic pass

[mellow jackal]

im literally not bi??

[shy pasture]

What you're straight?

[mellow jackal]

yes😭

i am straight

[shy pasture]

Sure girl lol

[harsh oak]

No matter what she says, don't listen

[shy pasture]

Hey even if she's straight, she's def straighter than you

[harsh oak]

I'm not falling for this rage-bait thankyou very much!

[shy pasture]

Nawwwhhhh

Cant play hetero raigbait anymore :(

At least Hytale is out

[harsh oak]

EEEEHEHEHEHEH

Wait it is?

Huh

[shy pasture]

Hytale?

You havent heard of Hytale??

[harsh oak]

I have, I just didn't know it was out yet

[mellow jackal]

just for future reference
i HATE when people try ti decide my sexuality for me. do not ever again, period.

[shy pasture]

I wont, I'm sorry, I was a bit confused

[shy pasture]

I think it came out today

[woeful smelt]

That line got erased for me (Ace)

[harsh oak]

Extension of this: Don't call me gay, it just makes me genuinely angry, I don't like it. I'm straight, deal with it.

[mellow jackal]

okay!!

local man sets boundaries

[harsh oak]

Well I often try to, but people don't take me seriously

[shy pasture]

He's coming out as straight, we still love you

Okay I should really shut up, I'm not any better

[harsh oak]

I'm just confused now

[restive parcel]

Hi confused im fox

[harsh oak]

:(

[round summit]

Started up Forza Horizon 4 for the first time in like a year and a half, got audibly flashbanged by the assistant calling me Emily. Completely forgot I picked that as my name and I only came out as trans online a year ago

[shy pasture]

Awwwhhhh :)

[round summit]

I could check what I set it to in Horizon 3 which I haven't played in at least 5 years, but I'd have to set up the ol' xbox one for that

[wooden oar]

imagine getting sniped by a bishop from the other end of the room

[strange crater]

accurate description of 5d chess with multiversal time travel

[restive parcel]

its all fun and games until someone on the enemy team gets a killstreak and calls in an ac 130

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1459018164884213864/ezgif-652df769af91a4cf.gif

[sharp jacinth]

you are a sexuality

[mellow jackal]

i am!

[sharp jacinth]

do you enjoy this reaction?

[hushed sandal]

@fluid pawn have a yuri ping :3

[round summit]

need more flags with this shade of green

[fluid pawn]

HELL YEAH

[fluid pawn]

what if I wanna kiss both >:( bi erasure I'm cancelling you ON TWITTER DOT COM

[sharp jacinth]

erm akshually its x dot com. btw i have an ai girlfriend so im better than you /j

[woeful smelt]

Bro bought the Razer companion thing /j

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-sonic-adventure-2-gif-11239298518648507792

[fluid pawn]

thank you noah for getting it

[vapid thistle]

hehe

yw

[round summit]

my new discord status is already working on phishing bots, just not on the right gender

[vapid thistle]

thats straight up just disgusting'

[round summit]

(it's probably some kind of phishing scam thing)

got a good laugh out of me when I first read it

[vapid thistle]

yeah lmao

[shy pasture]

2,500 is not enough for a beauty like you

[round summit]

it's like 8-9 months of profit, I'd happily take that tbh

[shy pasture]

you're paid like a slave omg

[restive parcel]

Omg its mark

I cant believe mark would do that

[harsh oak]

Which mark

[restive parcel]

Theres more than 1?!??!!??

[harsh oak]

Are you talking about-

[round summit]

I'm on unemployment pay and half of it goes to my parents every month

[restive parcel]

You should really stop letting them leech off of you em

[shy pasture]

Why are you paying your parents lol??

[round summit]

cuz I live with them and we're close to the poverty line

supposedly anyway. doesn't stop them from making dumb financial decision like getting rid of the dishwasher for no reason and not even selling it and then renting a dryer in its place

I'd love to leave but that would mean either moving in with someone that already has a place, or get on a significant waiting list to then have someone move in with me because a lot of apartments have a 2-person minimum and I likely can't afford to live by myself even without losing half my income to my parents

and this person would have to teach me how to exist too because I haven't been taught by anyone

and I don't know anyone

[restive parcel]

You could come here

My mother would probably not be a big fan

But like

Theoretically

(jk obviously)

[round summit]

I mean, if an opportunity presented itself abroad I would consider it depending on country and distance

[restive parcel]

Yeahh that won't present itself in my case for another few years

[strange crater]

i'm on peak rn if anyone wants to join

[unique nexus]

WHAT

I'm paid minimum wage and I get that in 2 months 💀

[round summit]

I'm on unemployment pay and half of it goes to my parents every month

[vapid thistle]

damn

[round summit]

and my neatness autism has been triggered once again. got my new box of medication, and now for the first time ever my mom decided to check the previous box for remaining pills. did a shit job though, as the strip that still had the pills for Saturday and Sunday is just gone now, and she only left one different strip that was completely empty except for one of the two "remaining days of the month" pills

(not hrt btw, actual medication)

[unique nexus]

ah

damn

[restive parcel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0GR9aTWmHY

[shy pasture]

Gay

[strange crater]

no u

[shy pasture]

how dare you assume my sexuality and gender

I'm a uno reverse card, this is deeply offense to me

[sharp jacinth]

I'm a "I'm a uno reverse card, this is deeply offense to me", this is deeply offensive to me

[strange crater]

i'm an

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-spamton-absolute-cinema-spamton-deltarune-gif-10667192312374960411

this is deeply offensive to me

[harsh oak]

I'm an straight, stop arguing, just let people be absolute trash heap and let people be Uno reverse cards and let people be "I'm a Uno reverse cards, this is deeply offense to me" if they want, if not this is deeply offensive to me

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/true-feel-that-thats-true-gif-7410050725709839510

[restive parcel]

Ykw i hate all of you equally no need to fight /j

[round summit]

exactly, if you don't love/hate everyone equally you're discriminating :3

or if you're like me, you are cursed by the higher being of indifference towards humans

but cute animals and inanimate objects on the other hand...

[round summit]

I would keep more plushies in bed but I'd feel bad about laying on them

[restive parcel]

Let them lay on top of you

Problem solved

[round summit]

I more meant I'd accidentally roll on top of them

[restive parcel]

They will forgive you

[round summit]

cat also thinks smaller plushies are his toys and will bite them

seems to leave larger ones alone

[shy pasture]

I-I thought we had smth special

[round summit]

anywho it's 7:20 and I haven't slept yet but don't feel like sleeping

[harsh oak]

SLEEP

[round summit]

apparently I picked the one random day where my mom wakes up early for an unknown reason, and she'll be upset if she sees me not sleeping so ig I have to

[harsh oak]

O :(

[sharp jacinth]

conider: dont be afraid to care- arnold schwartenagar, middle earth, 1903

[unique nexus]

i wish embeds worked here :<

means i could send this :3

[woeful smelt]

that's not embeds, that's external apps

technically iirc you can save the gif it exports and then post it normally

nvm it breaks

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1457008873763377266/1462563876804493434/petpet.gif

[shy pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1316655475907104788/1462916737686180061/petpet.gif?ex=696feee1&is=696e9d61&hm=073faffee8a617a2e308126bb5252c7c749d026ceac1b6eff19c5468d24bf5ef&

[unique nexus]

:O

[unique nexus]

howw

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081853518484344843/1434628426668707964/petpet.gif

i only got this one :,<

[strange crater]

I had the gif saved already

https://tenor.com/view/music-it's-going-down-the-vanished-people-gif-8015102678498333033

[vapid thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-teto-kasane-teto-fat-bunny-sitting-bunny-bnuuy-gif-5402952052689272602

[harsh oak]

Thank god there isn't one of me.... Right...?

[strange crater]

wait uh what bot was that

[harsh oak]

Oh no

What have I done

[strange crater]

-# i think estheriel just secretly wants head pats

[harsh oak]

-# yes I do

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1316655475907104788/1462941003999875275/petpet.gif

?

[harsh oak]

Perfect

[harsh oak]

Yes

Perfect

[restive parcel]

NO DONT YOURE GONNA SUMMON HIM-

[sharp jacinth]

@toxic pond whops

[harsh oak]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!

[toxic pond]

Peam

I am summoned

[unique nexus]

peam :3

[strange crater]

anyone want to play peak?

[harsh oak]

I don have it :(

[round summit]

I'd be down to play it sometime. as with a couple games I bought it to play with friends and then they never played

[vapid thistle]

that sure is peak

[restive parcel]

Peamed down from the heavens

-# get it

-# like beamed

-# but its peamed

[harsh oak]

ohhhhhh

[restive parcel]

-# ba dum tss

[strange crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900441946097594371/1462478363406111006/ezgif-18565705d6e4fde1.gif

[restive parcel]

Woo racist joke

[harsh oak]

It's been to quiet

This is bagel the headcrab:

Chat saved 👍

[sharp jacinth]

bagel ❤️

[harsh oak]

Bagel <3

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-boykisser-ominous-stare-gif-1854943194524266546

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-boykisser-gif-6310690632168156700

[mellow jackal]

hajposting

[restive parcel]

This is not a haj

[primal karma]

peak.

[harsh oak]

O no

[primal karma]

?

[harsh oak]

It was joke

[shy pasture]

Fun fact

You would die

[primal karma]

neat.

[shy pasture]

Not only can your body not handle- 80 fucking kilograms 😭 but e can also cause blood clots in certain environments, so have fun dying 😭

[primal karma]

neat.

still cool vid tho.

[sacred wasp]

At least you'd be slaying as you die

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[unique nexus]

:3

I love the emojis in NOM's discord

Cuz we are a nation all about blahaj :3

[sacred wasp]

Wish I had nitro sometimes lol

[harsh oak]

You're not the only one haha

[sharp jacinth]

you want free nitro?

[sacred wasp]

Naaahh, I cant ask for that

If i get it once I'll probably end up buying it myself after

[woeful smelt]

If you don't mind watching ads every so often or finding a script to spoof your game activity you can get nitro basic for free through the discord quest orbs

I think I'm going on my 3rd month of nitro through it and I still have like another 30 days of credits

[sacred wasp]

Lol, maybe I'll look at it

[sharp jacinth]

me too bro

[shy pasture]

what are you lovely peeps doing

[harsh oak]

I'm eating breakfast

I'm making one of these now

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/traffic-fbi-open-up-raid-gif-13450966

[harsh oak]

JOKE'S ON YOU, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE FBI IN AUSTRALIA!!!

[strange crater]

would that stop trump tho? he doesn't even know where Australia is

[harsh oak]

he doesn't even know where Australia is
Exactly

[sharp jacinth]

wbi: wasteland bureau of investigation

[harsh oak]

SHIT NOW THEY'RE ONTO ME

[sharp jacinth]

well i mean

the wbi is made up entirely of spiders, dingos, emus, and drunk men so you should be fine

[harsh oak]

O yeah

That's true, you get used to it

Don't forget snakes, some of the largest eagles, and the largest crocodiles as well

[harsh oak]

Holy shit my baby cousin has one

He has a blåhaj

Ehehehehe

[round summit]

that's more dangerous than the fbi

[harsh oak]

o no da behbi chikin not bein very forgivin

[unique nexus]

Wait whaaa

[woeful smelt]

yea... basic nitro and cosmetics for free are kinda the whole selling point of the discord quests...

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/26362805097623-Nitro-Credits-FAQ

[shy pasture]

damn forgot how expensive diy hrt was

just paid 160 bucks

no blahaj on the side as a gift :(

[sacred wasp]

Damn, thats would be an amazing offer lol

[restive parcel]

100 kilos of pure estrogen and a blåhaj

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[shy pasture]

I mean I could buy raw estrogen and synthesize it myself, cool chemistry project

[shy pasture]

Amazing offer
M21
Are you sure and wouldn't like some?

[restive parcel]

Please dont fuck it up

[shy pasture]

I know what I'm doing, I'm making an estrogen bomb 😎

Tho it actually shouldn't be as hard

[restive parcel]

Ted kaczinsky but hes slaying

[round summit]

I really should've learned not to eat an entire roll of oreos in one sitting

[toxic oyster]

girl dinner

[sharp jacinth]

horse piss

[sharp jacinth]

no thats just peak dinner

[shy pasture]

no

[sharp jacinth]

tasty

[shy pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/what-shocked-face-asian-doll-gif-21838270

[sharp jacinth]

i'm a man DID YOU JUST MISGENDER ME I CAST INSECT PLAGUE

[shy pasture]

;-;

Girl is the same as saying bro

Or sis

[sharp jacinth]

still insect plague

[shy pasture]

You're mean, ill cook my horse piss alone

No for you

I wonder if a homebrewer is like a magic witch

[sacred wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1415192881169170573/togif-23.gif

[shy pasture]

Fun fact the most witch trials occured between 1560 and 1630. Far earlier than the Victorian era

[sacred wasp]

Hmm, that is fun :3

[sharp jacinth]

fdurnk

teh achocgl hting

[restive parcel]

I read incest plague

[toxic oyster]

this is the autism i’m here for

[restive parcel]

Youre in a train server

For

Victorian era autism?

Actually no that checks out

[shy pasture]

I'm actually not autistic, I'm just lonely and havent been very social over the past half a decade

[restive parcel]

Real

[shy pasture]

so I just read the whole time, yet don't know how to be social

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj

[shy pasture]

adorable

cover me in your plushies

nvm that sounds wrong

[restive parcel]

Im only 43 euros and 30 cents away

[restive parcel]

Does it

[shy pasture]

dont forget my bus fair to my local train station and then the train ride to the bigger city, which would be another 5.80eur and 31.10eur respectfully

[restive parcel]

DB 🥀

[shy pasture]

tho that train ride is a mere hour and a half

[restive parcel]

I pay 80€ once a year to be able to go anywhere at any time

[shy pasture]

oh right yeah that exists

[round summit]

that's the price of just 4 one-way trips to Amsterdam from here

[deep jackal]

Yeah no I dont even use the public transport that much for it to be worth it

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[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) I pay 80€ once a year to be able to go anywhere at any time

[restive parcel]

I take a random train every weekend just cause i can

[round summit]

I would get a transport pass like that if the price was good, but I also don't plan on needing it like at all

public transport here is also just a bit meh, which is wild to say about one of the best networks on the planet. there's just almost always better options in one way or another

depending on the location and my stamina, it'd be faster to cycle to most destinations

[restive parcel]

I probably just today rode trains worth around 200€ in total

So its very worth jt

But in all fairness i do lil 1 station hops a lot which cost a lot as tickets

[round summit]

I'll see what the journey that I may or may not have taken once while skipping school from anxiety would cost

[sacred wasp]

Car :3

https://tenor.com/view/car-bounce-meme-funny-bouncing-yaris-gif-7752337837256264745

[shy pasture]

She does and its so entertaining

[shy pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/882353430193123350/1026427266101682216/speed.gif

[sacred wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-ww2-gif-11178932888264585092

[round summit]

alright this happened ages ago so I'm not even sure if I got the route or train types correct, but in current day prices it would be €140 across 12 trains and 1 bus

but because of being a student, it was effectively free

[sharp jacinth]

the europeans are boasting once more

[toxic oyster]

based

[harsh oak]

Hey, it's an Australian thing too

[sharp jacinth]

i am an american through thick and thicker

[idle belfry]

I’m just going to leave this here