Blåposting

[woeful smelt]

car

not hit with car just car

[meager jungle]

car

[toxic pond]

THIS is so REAL!!!!

-# or PEAM

[restive parcel]

Also please for the love of god

If you haven't seen it yet

do not watch the video

[harsh oak]

-# what video

[strange crater]

-# probably the guy who was shot

[restive parcel]

-# what chanied said

-# it's a shitload of blood very very fast

[sharp jacinth]

murder is bad no matter what

[sharp jacinth]

that is good

@harsh oak what did you mean by that reaction

[woeful smelt]

That they agree with the statement

[harsh oak]

Yes

[sharp jacinth]

oh

[harsh oak]

Usually it's someone saying "this" with a hand pointing above, but I don't have nitro lol

[round summit]

I only use reddit as tech support atp

[round summit]

was posted twice in a different server, glad I didn't watch it

[sharp jacinth]

its like the problem with lesbians

not like that

but some men for some reason cannot accept the idea of lesbians that aren't for them

[toxic oyster]

no thats a problem with straight men

[sharp jacinth]

hmm

yeah

[toxic oyster]

(among many other problems with straight men)

[sharp jacinth]

some straight men

not all

[verbal talon]

Ice cream

[round summit]

decent chance that's because of the adult industry I imagine

[sharp jacinth]

like the production of adults? cause im pretty sure they develop from kids

oh wait

you

oooh

[round summit]

[strange crater]

wrong kind of industry

[verbal talon]

What do y’all’s think about steam engine whipped cream

[sharp jacinth]

should trans people have rights?

short answer: yes

long answer:why wouldnt they

[deep jackal]

Im trying to use maddys pinterest

It is completely full of seals

[restive parcel]

Your fate is sealed

This seals the deal

[deep jackal]

No never seal my fate

Let me be free !

[toxic oyster]

nope

[deep jackal]

Why !!

[toxic oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374779087557759026/1391631063373185135/20250704_195709.gif

[deep jackal]

:(

[harsh oak]

Thankyou!

[amber mauve]

aura

[restive parcel]

BRO MT FUCKING JOKE DIDNT SEND IM SO PISSED

[restive parcel]

Long awnser: yyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

[harsh oak]

how to explain LGBTQ to a Jurassic park fan

[sharp jacinth]

wowee

[opal scroll]

I'm my Opinion, LGBTQ shouldn't need to be a thing!
Everyone should be accepted, if everyone was accepted for who they where, LGBTQ wouldn't be a thing!

[mellow jackal]

dors the L in lgbtq stand for left handed

[opal scroll]

Its lesbian

[mellow jackal]

no it means left handed

they need ti be included

left handed pride

[hallow fossil]

It must be left handed

[round summit]

The A in lgbtqia stands for ambidextrous

[restive parcel]

Still represents me all the same

[round summit]

There's no M for mixed-handedness :(

[spiral jetty]

there's no y for yaoi

oh wait there is G

[round summit]

The G from gemengdhandigheid will have to do

In other news the large-footed thigh highs I ordered from the US 2 weeks ago arrive tomorrow

[sharp jacinth]

first part of that message terrified me

[sharp jacinth]

gaoi

[restive parcel]

luri?

[sharp jacinth]

my sim talking

[deep jackal]

When the Dutch sees a Dutch word: G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Emmy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) The G from gemengdhandigheid will have to do

[unique nexus]

beautiful unicorn blahaj :3

[round summit]

mom just malded over the thigh highs

[smoky rain]

🫂

[round summit]

they are very comfy at least

though ideally thigh high trekking socks would exist

[restive parcel]

Blåhaj autism has landed me a girlfriend fucking anything is possible chat

[meager jungle]

wowzers

is that even a word

[restive parcel]

Who knows

[opal scroll]

Congrats!

[fluid pawn]

blahaj distribution system in full effect

[meager jungle]

blahaj seems to be the solution to all earthly problems

[round summit]

Congrats girlie

[harsh oak]

🫡

lucky bastard

WAAAAAAHHH

IMM SO LONELYYYY

BUT IM TOO SCARRREEDD

[deep jackal]

Blahaj I got like a week or two ago

[round summit]

Depending on how you look at it, relationships can be hella complex and important. There's no need to rush things :)

Though I can definitely understand how it feels, having been effectively single my entire life

[harsh oak]

I used to have a gf...

TW: Mild trauma (enjoy the wall of text lollll)

||For about a month. She kept trauma dumping on me for like 2 hours every day and it was extremely deteriorating. I know people keep saying "don't rush it" and "it'll happen some day" how do YOU know it will!? How would YOU know not to rush it? There are people so much older than I am without a relationship who are obviously miserable I'm just bloody tired of being lonely||

Whoops sorry about that

I'm all done now...

[sharp jacinth]

why the fuck are both of yalls hands so small

[sharp jacinth]

if. you dont mind me asking, are you a plural kit webhook

[deep jackal]

yes i am

evadtaxes[Feld VP] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) if. you dont mind me asking, are you a plural kit webhook

[sharp jacinth]

if you again dont mind me asking, what system

[deep jackal]

?? explain a bit im new to pluralkit

[sharp jacinth]

like are you what plural system

[round summit]

They're (probably hopefully) both like 15, seems pretty normal tbh

[round summit]

I know not to rush things because when I do I have a serious tendency to forget my standards

[smoky rain]

Congratulations!!!

[restive parcel]

She's like 3 months older than me

And I'm 16 on Monday anyways so

[restive parcel]

I'd say they're normal sizes

[smoky rain]

May you have an awesome time together :3

[strange crater]

you can react to a system with ❓ to get the account

pk dms you

[restive parcel]

I can fucking princess carry her this is peak

[sharp jacinth]

peak

[restive parcel]

Or should I say

Peam...

[sharp jacinth]

no you shouldnt

[restive parcel]

/summon @itmoxon

[meager jungle]

i dont think it worked

[toxic pond]

hello

is sm peam?

I'm here to peam

[meager jungle]

peam

[vapid thistle]

peam

[round summit]

Decent chance I won't be able to experience either end of it, too weak and too heavy

[toxic oyster]

it’s the lego dimensions portal pad for me 💀

[harsh oak]

(no, I put the box she's in next to the portal pad, here's the video of when it started (yesterday))

[toxic oyster]

damn bro didn’t even put the tag plate in there just the fig

[harsh oak]

Uh huh

Although, I won't play her level until she has been released

https://tenor.com/view/jack-tanamen-gecky-incorporeal-gif-21102682

[smoky rain]

Hell yesssss

[sharp jacinth]

strog

[restive parcel]

Cmere let's try

[round summit]

omw

[restive parcel]

Happy birthday to mE

Kinda early but still

[round summit]

Would die to have that little hair

[restive parcel]

i shaved 2 days ago

never going back

[round summit]

Still, I've got a lot more of them

[smoky rain]

3 plushies! Hold on

[restive parcel]

AWWWWW

[restive parcel]

Girlfriend also got me this fucking goober

[smoky rain]

AWESOME

[harsh oak]

I made a separate thingy for chell being in long-term relaxation because it was kina off-topic

But it's still going

[restive parcel]

It looks like it's consistently having a stroke but it smells like her and I love it

[sharp jacinth]

blajah

[restive parcel]

My classmates gived me an axolotl for my birthday

[harsh oak]

Yes iz very good englishful

[harsh oak]

Hehehe meme I stole off Reddit hehehehe

[restive parcel]

Sitting in a corner quietly

[round summit]

And then also being an introvert to the point of asociality so you don't even want to be there either

[unique nexus]

peam :D

[unique nexus]

no one can be "too heavy" it just means the other person is too weak :3

[round summit]

I mean

if bees offers to princess carry me I certainly wouldn't decline

but I wouldn't expect most women to be capable of carrying almost 90kg with ease

[toxic pond]

PEAM

[smoky rain]

Maybe I could do that? I'm also that weight and when I wasn't chronically ill I was quite strong

But then my girlfriend is almost half my weight

That was a REALLY bad mistake to make when typing god damn

[harsh oak]

Glad I didn't notice it then

[round summit]

neither

[smoky rain]

I accidentally said age instead of weight (she's 6 months younger than me)💀💀💀💀💀💀

[harsh oak]

Oh

At least I'm not curious anymore

[smoky rain]

Yeah sorry

I am not mentally checked in

[harsh oak]

I don't know if any of us are

[restive parcel]

LMFAOOO

[smoky rain]

It wasn't very funny to me when I found out I said that I almost got a heart attack😭

[restive parcel]

Estro

Pilled?

No

Uhh

Someone who isn't as tired as me find a good word for it

[opal scroll]

injection?

[round summit]

Estrojuicing

[opal scroll]

XD

[sharp jacinth]

girled

[strange crater]

peam

[mellow jackal]

i need him to princess carry me

right now

[toxic oyster]

i would like to be both carrier, and carryee

[mellow jackal]

tcup would you carry me

[toxic oyster]

UHM

IDK

[mellow jackal]

LOL

[toxic pond]

Peam

[sharp jacinth]

merry christmas and happy holidays

[restive parcel]

A bit too early for that I'm afraid

[toxic oyster]

nope its almost august

chrimmy time :)

[restive parcel]

Actually it's currently march 8th

Checkmate liberual

[harsh oak]

Gosh, a train in a server about a mod for a block game about trains no way 😱

[harsh oak]

Merry birthday

[deep jackal]

is it just me, or is that image AI, that shadow and last wheel looks funky

Estheriel_14 (ping when reply) ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Gosh, a train in a server about a mod for a block game about trains no way 😱 📎

[harsh oak]

Pretty sure it's a model, they just have really weird lighting. Also the IKEA logo is just a PNG slapped on top

[deep jackal]

the original:

[harsh oak]

Boring

I need my blåhaj train

[deep jackal]

the almighty sharknose:

someone said shark?

[harsh oak]

That's not the blåhaj train

[deep jackal]

train driver blahaj

[harsh oak]

Choo Choo mf

(I need one)

[deep jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4pTineik7w

[harsh oak]

Wait this exists?

[deep jackal]

yes

[harsh oak]

dies of death

[deep jackal]

just thinking of Viv playing satisfactory as a factorio player... it warms my heart in a way XD

-# also the line "Your noon is my ......" is still wrong

[meager jungle]

whart

[smoky rain]

The factory must grow

[strange crater]

nah, mindustry is peam

[spiral jetty]

ts is so peam

[mellow jackal]

gregtech.

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-hitman-3-hitman-3-vr-hitman-3-vr-reloaded-vr-gif-10387996953205775093

[mellow jackal]

any time i see vr chat i think of “ i have the phantom pain!!!” clip

it never leaves my mind

[sharp jacinth]

oo ive been greging everyday

[sharp jacinth]

whats your opinion on that clip

[mellow jackal]

comical

[harsh oak]

Whenever I see vr chat... I remember the horrors...

[strange crater]

-# the haj is incoming

-# soon™

[toxic pond]

🔥

[opal heart]

Peam

[toxic pond]

peam

[strange crater]

indeed

[harsh oak]

Oh yeah, found this in portal stories: mel

[toxic oyster]

** m e l**

[restive parcel]

Holy shit the gays are here

[harsh oak]

Keep in mind that portal is very gay (Refer to the figure above (and below))

[deep jackal]

holy shit i made a new "oops all" meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706277846829629474/1418165689935728671/a6ga1v.gif

[harsh oak]

thanks for giving another mod to add to my server mod collection (It's not a modpack (yet))

[sharp jacinth]

the ga

anne lister a real og

[harsh oak]

Please translate?

[sharp jacinth]

anne lister was an original gangster

anne lister

the lesbian from 1834

[harsh oak]

Oh!

Learn something every day

[harsh oak]

Moar gae

(rainbow on the bus home)

[spiral jetty]

Bro what no way

i got two rainbows lmao

[opal heart]

Nicee

[spiral jetty]

i fucking hate jpeg artifacts

2nd ranbow was already hard to spot jpeg artifacts make it harder 🥀

[strange crater]

it will arrive soon

but

I had to ship it to a friend's house

so I can convince my parents that they bought me some "random stuffed animal"

so I won't get it till monday

[round summit]

I've been a stuffed animal simp my whole life lol, might be one of the easiest things for me to justify

[restive parcel]

Real

My bed is just

[toxic pond]

Peam haj

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-suspicious-puppet-gif-2729624127692369191

[tough lichen]

not sure if its been posted here befor

[deep jackal]

That is so real

Orangeson ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[restive parcel]

So real

[harsh oak]

The council (here's a template too)

[toxic pond]

Peam

[deep jackal]

give me the gayest/silliest stair case

go

staircase*

[restive parcel]

Any staircase I can run up on all fours

[round summit]

Any staircase that has awkwardly big steps for most people but are perfect for me so I don't feel awkward taking every step or every other step

[opal scroll]

Doh

I corrupted the file...

[deep jackal]

F

[opal scroll]

There we go...
-# @shut bramble

[deep jackal]

XD

[opal scroll]

Got some empty seats XD

[deep jackal]

Where's Eon?

template?

[opal scroll]

Up here

Soorry for ping bud!

forgot to turn it off

[opal scroll]

Eon doesnt really have a profile pic... XD

[deep jackal]

ah fuf all our pfps are stored on our phone

[opal scroll]

Same

I just send them all to my Alt account...

God my ADHD is bad....

Im suposed to be doing Uni work...

but did that instead...

XD

Come on arthur! Help man!

[deep jackal]

what are the most transgender things that you can make in minecraft

[opal scroll]

A skin with top surgery scars XD

[deep jackal]

😭

[opal scroll]

Not wrong though... XD

[deep jackal]

we're making a estrogen/lgbtq+ shop 😭

[opal scroll]

XD

ohhh

Should have specified XD

[restive parcel]

Create estrogen

[deep jackal]

already going to sell dat

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Create estrogen

heh easter egg

[opal scroll]

Dont get it...

[deep jackal]

the colours of the transgender flag

TJ (@ on reply) | TJ&Co.Zip ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Dont get it...

[opal scroll]

ooooooh

[restive parcel]

Not really an Easter egg

[deep jackal]

Omg....

[restive parcel]

It's rather on the nose lol

Why does Arthur have a fancy hat

[deep jackal]

dunno what to call this room

wall of transbian

[opal scroll]

XD

[deep jackal]

any suggestions for this floor?

[opal scroll]

ooooh! Thigh highs!

I gotta come buy some XD

[deep jackal]

xd

[opal scroll]

Im on the basic ones atm XD

I need the Agender oens!

ones*

[deep jackal]

will be in stock soon ™

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[opal scroll]

XD

[deep jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293285197361578036/1385547030943760424/1750410554818.gif

[strange crater]

my account is cursed

thigh highs don't render

[deep jackal]

F

[strange crater]

also it takes a slot away from estrogen patch so i wouldn't wear them anyways

[round summit]

sounds like it needs curios/trinkets

[round summit]

if I created one of these for all the usernames I've felt like using I'd need more seats

[opal scroll]

XD

[restive parcel]

that lesbian flag is kinda

wonky

[deep jackal]

Fuc, I based it off of the thigh highs ingame 😭

[restive parcel]

lmao

[round summit]

putting aside any pride related things, the lesbian flag is one of the prettiest flags ever made imo

[sharp jacinth]

any staircase im on

[sharp jacinth]

becuase its sick as hel

[strange crater]

-# (this is real, a guy really did this to avoid the stairs)

[restive parcel]

the floor is lava

[restive parcel]

real

[harsh oak]

It's fine (:

[sharp jacinth]

coward

[strange crater]

-# ain't nothing straighter than humping the gay stair railing

[opal scroll]

WTF

XD

[round summit]

shaved my legs for the first time. all in all it took almost 2 hours so I'm surprised my razor's battery held on
-# and I still didn't do a great job of it

[restive parcel]

Proud of u

[mellow jackal]

spiral escalator

[harsh oak]

I feel out of place

[mellow jackal]

good

[harsh oak]

Why?

[mellow jackal]

im not sure

im evil today

[harsh oak]

):

[restive parcel]

Woah woah don't escalate the situation

[harsh oak]

Please be funny

[restive parcel]

You get what you're fucking given

[opal heart]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shark-wobble-gif-8598597170721172537

[toxic pond]

https://tenor.com/view/pipe-bomb-miku-pipe-bomb-miku-silly-miku-silly-miku-pipe-bomb-gif-14794310888550215845

[strange crater]

omg its so soft

(cat for scale)

[toxic pond]

I'm now ever more tempted to get haj

[strange crater]

I found an official one on ebay for 10 bucks, but it had 50 dollar shipping for some reason

only a few states away

-# 'merica 🦅

[sharp jacinth]

I AM THE MARY QUEEN OF FUCKING SCOTS

[round summit]

That's how they get you tbh. Same with cheap amazon stuff, really low price but then triple that just for shipping

[deep jackal]

DEW IT!

_pepe_man_ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) i have to do a mandatory practice where i like… have to get a j*b and work there for 3 weeks and gue…

[deep jackal]

Excuse me? Im not a AI

_pepe_man_ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) i swear half this channel is just clankers very respectable artificial beings now…

[shut bramble]

Pk;explain

[sonic helm]

About PluralKit
PluralKit detects messages enclosed in specific tags associated with a profile, then replaces that message under a "pseudo-account" of that profile using Discord webhooks.

This is useful for multiple people sharing one body (aka. systems), people who wish to role-play as different characters without having multiple Discord accounts, or anyone else who may want to post messages under a different identity from the same Discord account.

Due to Discord limitations, these messages will show up with the [APP] or [BOT] tag - however, they are not apps or bots.

[deep jackal]

We are a system

Thought you knew that already

[meager jungle]

mayhaps a joke?

[deep jackal]

Dont think so

[vapid thistle]

-# aaand he's gone

[toxic pond]

damn...

anyways

can someone send me free Haj please /j 😭

[strange crater]

i'm already buying one for lunar

i'm going to go broke buying the hajs

[strange crater]

wait did he get banned?

[vapid thistle]

yes

[strange crater]

he was the one asking "what other insult could I use then?" right?

[deep jackal]

No that was Albert tinkle

Chanied ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) he was the one asking "what other insult could I use then?" right?

[strange crater]

oh

[deep jackal]

Didnt know he got banned

(Pepe man(

[meager jungle]

i know that guy

[deep jackal]

I do too

No he's not banned, only the messages got deleted, and I imagine him getting muted

[woeful smelt]

He was banned and then unbanned, at this point it's just on them to rejoin if they want to

[primal karma]

my ban was... greatly exaturrated. but seriously though i did not mean to call any people that word.

[primal karma]

neh. i got a warning

[unique nexus]

i can when i get paid :3

[primal karma]

if i get the j*b at ikea i can try and steal one for ya

[toxic pond]

peam

[primal karma]

probably not a good idea though...

[hallow fossil]

Uh maybe, if I go to York I’ll drop one of on the way

[restive parcel]

come over i got 11

take 1

[harsh oak]

I have money, I just don wanna get one because my friends will call me a femboy (I'm not) and I don't have the time D:<

[smoky rain]

Sounds like you need a new friend

[sharp jacinth]

fuckin hate that word. Clanker isn't funny and in some cases can be harmful

[strange crater]

why do people feel the need to create a slur to "not offend people"

literally the definition of a slur

[meager jungle]

-# it was created by the clone wars?

[strange crater]

yea, but make it mainstream

like create the usage

[harsh oak]

Correction (only just realised, I finished school early today) friends, and it's mostly a joke, mb

[primal karma]

uuh its fun. our humor was ruined by reels. and uuh well cuz why the hell not.

[opal heart]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-hello-chat-hello-gif-26797623

[unique nexus]

:3

[restive parcel]

Haj

[harsh oak]

I think I'm starting to notice why I don't have a gf (photo of me)

[toxic oyster]

in the nicest possible way do u go outside

cus that’s where people r

[harsh oak]

Yes

For some reason everyone either stares or runs away in fear

I can't quite tell why

Anyway I need to learn to drive I'll be back soon

[still cipher]

vita carnis?

[harsh oak]

Yes

[sharp jacinth]

Is it right to think about the girl you love, and hold her tight

[restive parcel]

Unless you're kidnapping her yes

[strange crater]

wplace

[spiral jetty]

bullies in alternate universe

[round summit]

damn, €8 haj tax

[restive parcel]

but your small one is cheaper

the big one is 25€and the smo one is 8€ for me

[deep jackal]

20 and 5 for us

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) the big one is 25€and the smo one is 8€ for me

[restive parcel]

send me some for cheap

[toxic pond]

5 and 22 GBP

[unique nexus]

i want one :3

i poor tho :<

[restive parcel]

Next to the world war 1 memorial is crazy

And world war 2

[unique nexus]

adorable

[restive parcel]

Haj gang

With some silly individuals

[unique nexus]

:D

[restive parcel]

People reveal

Mostly censored

I'm the fox plushie

Trust

[unique nexus]

heh

[deep jackal]

shorks

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) People reveal 📎

[harsh oak]

Not the only person who hasn't been censored?

[restive parcel]

She said I didn't have to

[harsh oak]

O

[verbal talon]

Stronk engine

[restive parcel]

Imagine just seeing it stop and suddenly there's big text that says overstressed

[verbal talon]

lol

I found the weed cat

Chill guy

[restive parcel]

No that's japanese tee

[verbal talon]

lol

[restive parcel]

No one will get that reference

[harsh oak]

Damn nice car

[round summit]

Damnit, the metal cup from ikea that I was gonna buy alongside a small haj is out of stock now

[restive parcel]

Buy

[deep jackal]

Buy. Now.

Tony ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

Also, you might've doxxed yourself :P

[round summit]

There's two places with that name, so mostly fine

[deep jackal]

3, but it doesnt help if he has the country he lives in his about me

Emmy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) There's two places with that name, so mostly fine

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894594364515446854/1421311191531131022/blub.gif

[round summit]

I took the country into consideration yes. Google maps shows only two, and one of them looks like it has about 3 residents so I'm gonna assume it's not that one

[strange crater]

chat: don't dox yourself
also chat: immediately begins trying to figure out where he lives

[toxic pond]

-# thought that said "don't mox yourself" for a sec 😭

[meager jungle]

i read that too💀

[woeful smelt]

"He's Moxing it..."

[strange crater]

I almost said don't fox yourself

[deep jackal]

FOX!

[restive parcel]

too late

[deep jackal]

FOX

Chanied ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) I almost said don't fox yourself

[harsh oak]

I wish I had a blåhaj meme to put here D:

[toxic pond]

SAME

[deep jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1411269034095415300/1421635621222481940/IMG_3876.gif

[harsh oak]

Perfect

[past garden]

Australia is a big place, additionally Logan is a huge catchment area, and regardless, I don't live there. Australia doesn't have many IKEA stores and it's just defaulting to my nearest, which is really damn far away lol

(couldn't reply to the other person sorry x3)

[deep jackal]

It's okay lol

[harsh oak]

Why and how are there so many Australians!?!

[restive parcel]

I mean they only have like an entire continent to work with

[harsh oak]

But they don't have the population to fit it! Lemme check rq

Yeah, only 27.2 million as of 2024

US is 340 million

Australia is tiny

[restive parcel]

Australia is 90% fucking desert and has some of the meanest wildlife ever

It's like if suddenly american insects all got guns and anger issues

[deep jackal]

Very true

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Australia is 90% fucking desert and has some of the meanest wildlife ever

https://tenor.com/view/balthazar-kangourou-fin-de-semaine-nice-gif-12474946125265043076

[harsh oak]

No, actually Australia's 70 percent grassland!

[deep jackal]

Wass

[harsh oak]

Fair point

[restive parcel]

Sun

[spiral jetty]

Lmao what mumbai has more people than australia

[restive parcel]

The sun is a deadly laser

[deep jackal]

Guys

[harsh oak]

Wa?

[deep jackal]

Just imagine how dense the netherlands is, with 18 million people, in a country smaller than west virginia

[meager jungle]

whats a west virginia

[harsh oak]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-barnacles-funny-gif-gif-14509494416451968887

[meager jungle]

you are

[harsh oak]

No

[meager jungle]

damn

do you know anyone that will

[harsh oak]

??

Are you talking about the state, the body part, or the other one!?

[toxic oyster]

the human brain named itself:)

[meager jungle]

body part is spelt differently

unless it was a typo

[harsh oak]

I'm pretty sure it was

Or I'm just a dumbass

Or both

[meager jungle]

anyhaps

is it like american or something

you said “state” so

[harsh oak]

So you're talking about the US state

I should've been spesific

[meager jungle]

im not surprised i dont know then

idrc and i’m the us

[harsh oak]

I'm surprised I know it lol

[meager jungle]

how the fuck does it change about to and im

[harsh oak]

They are different words

There's someone who is a virgin, and someone from Virginia

[meager jungle]

whart are you on about im talking about it changing “about” to “and im”

[harsh oak]

Maybe someone's also just a dumbass

[meager jungle]

perhaps

[deep jackal]

A state ||of mind (not really)||

𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑻𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒆 ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) whats a west virginia

[unique nexus]

I WANTTTTTTT

wish i had a blahaj fr fr :<

[spiral jetty]

Just imagine how dense india is
smaller than australia more people than china

[toxic pond]

do you ever wanna go whimsically frolic through a meadow?

[strange crater]

but that requires touching grass

[toxic pond]

[past garden]

They're so good :3

[opal scroll]

Nice! XD

[smoky rain]

This is so cool

[strange crater]

lunar's blahajs arrived

[harsh oak]

):

I wansn't trying to do anything like that at all!

Please defend me here

[toxic oyster]

yeah nah afm

more like 1/4

[harsh oak]

True

But a notable portion nuntheless

[toxic oyster]

another 1/4 being gays™

and the other half being split between a few groups

[harsh oak]

All of it autistic

All

Of

It

[toxic oyster]

oh yeah that venn diagram is a circle

[harsh oak]

But I don't think my comment should've been removed! I do NOT have anything against these facts!

[toxic oyster]

need

[restive parcel]

When are you booking your flight

[deep jackal]

10 minutes ago

[round summit]

got a new pb in the lowest amount of cuts while shaving with 0

-# idk how I managed that either

[restive parcel]

Yayyy

[round summit]

Okay so my google news thing often gets filled with articles about stuff that other people in the house look up, right

One of them was about conversion therapy

Don't need more than 1 guess as to who that was

[strange crater]

[restive parcel]

Convert the therapist !!!

[smoky rain]

🫂

What country?

If you are comfortable with sharing that

[restive parcel]

I believe she's American

[smoky rain]

Good luck

[restive parcel]

I wish you every bit of luck I can

[smoky rain]

There might be like a queer helpline you can call

[round summit]

Wrong continent

[restive parcel]

Oops

Wait where are u from then

[round summit]

🇳🇱

[restive parcel]

Ohhh

Wait you're like really close to me then

Like 2 countries over

[round summit]

Surprised it's not banned here but I don't expect to have to deal with it

[restive parcel]

Hop in a train be there in an afternoon

[round summit]

Oh nvm they voted in favour of banning it a month ago

Progress

[round summit]

Tbf people generally can't tell where I'm from unless I specifically give information, even with my accent. It's a weird and slightly ugly amalgamation of standard American and British with a small hint of Dutch. So when they hear me speak, usually they default to guessing I'm from the UK

[deep jackal]

Wait

What

U Dutch?

We're Dutch too

I believe they're talking about banning it today

Emmy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Surprised it's not banned here but I don't expect to have to deal with it

One month off lmfao

[restive parcel]

Almost there

[round summit]

The official vote was on the 9th and it passed

[deep jackal]

So we're almost there, still waiting for it to be banned AAAAAA I feel for you

[round summit]

I'm not worried, I'm 24 and my mom said she wouldn't stop me despite not accepting it

[restive parcel]

I still wish you luck

Please be safe

[round summit]

I will

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/han-solo-salute-gif-23189016

[round summit]

Would need to move out to really explore my identity properly and that's not something I feel ready for, but I'll live

[deep jackal]

I can't wait for us to be able to move out

But that'll take a couple years

[smoky rain]

Wait same

[deep jackal]

WHY DO WE HAVE SO MANY DUTCHIES

ChandraNalaar ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Wait same

[opal scroll]

Dang, A lot of Dutch people here!

[left saffron]

Dutch mention (ik ben ook nederlands xd)

suprising lack of VIRMS for this amount of dutchies

[harsh oak]

I'm confuse, is this good or bad progress

[round summit]

good

[harsh oak]

I'm in all the way down in Australia so I'm quite isolated

[round summit]

conversion therapy is attempting to turn queer people straight, if you were confused

[harsh oak]

O

That's not good ):

[meager jungle]

mhm

[harsh oak]

So it's good progress then (:

[meager jungle]

i don’t understand why people cant just let others be

[harsh oak]

Ikr

[harsh oak]

THERE'S AN IKEA WITHIN DRIVING DISTANCE WHERE I CAN GET A BLÅHAJ!!!!!!

AND THEY'RE IN STOCK!!!!

I'm just broke

[restive parcel]

YOU CAN DO IT

!!!!!

[fluid pawn]

I have both T and E :} I have the gender fluids

[restive parcel]

Wha

[fluid pawn]

I need T because my levels are so low it's actually bad

[restive parcel]

What do u need t for

Oh

[fluid pawn]

yeahg

[restive parcel]

You're too much girl

[fluid pawn]

at risk of developing osteoporosis

[restive parcel]

Mix them together and create the gender fluid

[sharp jacinth]

all women have t and all men have e

[fluid pawn]

yes

[restive parcel]

Yes

However not in as high levels as the other

Obviously

[fluid pawn]

my T was in the undetectable ranges

[restive parcel]

Diagnosis: transitioned too efficiently

[sharp jacinth]

"bees girlbossed too hard"

[restive parcel]

You phrased it better

[fluid pawn]

also! I have a new apartment and job!

[restive parcel]

That's awesome

!!!

[strange crater]

money for blahajs

[fluid pawn]

exactly

[sharp jacinth]

my brother owns 3 complexes. the rent is set at 500 bucks a month

is that good

?

[fluid pawn]

there's no way that's true, 500 dollar rent doesn't exist anywhere right now

[sharp jacinth]

well then hes a fuckin liar

[round summit]

There are a few places with rent lower than that here, but they're all single rooms

[sharp jacinth]

just called him up

its 1500

silly me

[round summit]

Just a smidge higher

[sharp jacinth]

just a wee bit

[round summit]

1500 also kinda stinks actually, they better be good places

[sharp jacinth]

they're quite nice

i stopped by once to see one of the empty rooms. weel kept

[fluid pawn]

mine is currently around that

[round summit]

I do noy envy whatever housing market you're in

[restive parcel]

My mom pays 500€ in rent every month

[round summit]

Our 3-bedroom place is vaguely in the middle of these numbers

And having looked at only one website, it's not even that good value in the area

[fluid pawn]

🫠

it's a 2/2 apartment too

[woeful smelt]

2/2 apartment? Meaning like 2 bed 2 bath?

[round summit]

That would be yikes. There's a 4-bedroom apartment available in the area for a base rent of €700

[meager jungle]

i love sunsets

[smoky rain]

Wdym owns 3 complexes, as in he's hiring them out to other people?

[sharp jacinth]

he owns them. he hires 3 guys to be their landlords. but he sets the rent

[wide girder]

Sharp blade, very hot water (not quite boiling), practice :3

[round summit]

I'm already plenty sensitive to warm water, so I guess I'll be sticking to my oneblade

[wide girder]

ohhh ok ooopsies

[deep jackal]

We rawdog shaving

Dull blade, no cream, no pre or after shave

[restive parcel]

Real

[wide girder]

I could not even

[opal scroll]

I just use an electric one 😂

its not great though

[round summit]

does a regular razor give noticeably better results? I'd already tried a beefier electric one but it left longer hairs than my oneblade does

[deep jackal]

what am I reading

[meager jungle]

words

[toxic pond]

language

[sharp jacinth]

scissors

[harsh oak]

you people shave?

[sharp jacinth]

i bite off each hair with my teeth

[restive parcel]

I burn my hair off with a welding tool

[sharp jacinth]

get surgery to indivudually take out each piece of skin that grows hair

[strange crater]

flamethrower has better coverage

[round summit]

Wish I didn't have to

[wide girder]

honestly not sure. apparently the extra blades are kind of useless and meant to give the impression that it works better

they're very easy to use though

I did try using a safety razor but god damn I got so many cuts

Also Womens razors are priced up sometimes quite significantly which is very scummy but the industry is a monopoly anyway

[round summit]

yep plenty of stories from women using men's razors instead because they're both cheaper and higher quality

[elder vigil]

Nice and tosty water or some bar soap (better then water) and a safety razor has worked well for me. My mom gave me her extra razor so that's what I have. Only spot I nick myself is back of the knee about a usually a 50 50 chance that I do.

[round summit]

I guess the main thing I'm wondering is if it'd feel any smoother against the grain afterwards

[elder vigil]

It will certainly be smoother then an electric razor idk about a single blade

[round summit]

might have to look into one of those then, though ideally I do one of the more long-term methods

[elder vigil]

Yah sadly all are either painful and or expensive. Shaving is kinda the best for large areas unless you can stand waxing.

[round summit]

I'd have to spend 30+ minutes a day just on shaving if I really wanted to stay visually mostly smooth, so I'm willing to try waxing and if it's even remotely bearable I'd probably stick with that instead

[elder vigil]

yah that not ideal at all, I feel for you. T is not helpful in that department

[round summit]

there's one spot on my leg where the weak hairs that I pulled out just never came back. it went from one of my least favourite spots on my body to one of the best now that I'm shaving

[round summit]

Also side tangent: these normal padded knee-highs I got suck or aren't the size they claim to be. I have trekking socks that are a size too big, but these things are way looser than those are

[harsh oak]

Then again as result I probably have more hair on my legs then on my head

[sharp jacinth]

why do you keep talking like this?

[harsh oak]

Good question

[deep jackal]

Look into epilators

Emmy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) I'd have to spend 30+ minutes a day just on shaving if I really wanted to stay visually mostly smoot…

[round summit]

If I were to use a method that hurts like hell I'd rather it be over quickly. I had a bad habit of trying to pull out hairs that were weak, doubled up or just looked weird, I can't imagine the feeling of misjudging how sturdy a hair can be multiple times a second

[harsh oak]

Praise bubba

[round summit]

I'm very confused, I just checked the site and they don't even sell a larger size of these knee-highs. So these legit just are 2 sizes larger than advertised for no reason.

[sharp jacinth]

have you considered hiring a sorcerer to get rid of the hair

[round summit]

are you offering?

[sharp jacinth]

i have a nephew who plays a lot of dnd he might be able to help

[deep jackal]

[sharp jacinth]

you dont think i have niblings? how old do you think i am

[restive parcel]

Niblings

That's what im callijg my shonks from now on

[sharp jacinth]

niblings

thats the collective noun for nieces and nephews

now

how old do you think i am?

[round summit]

I would hope you're old enough for your niblings removing my body hair to not be considered weird

[sharp jacinth]

i lie about my age on everything

i just have fun

[deep jackal]

29

evadtaxes[Feld VP] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) how old do you think i am?

[cinder barn]

No they're GAYming

[round summit]

Tbf you could theoretically have niblings that are older than you so your age isn't particularly important lol

[restive parcel]

My friend has an uncle whos in the same class as her so

[round summit]

yup

[wide girder]

Doesn't need to game. Blahaj creates their own reality

[sharp jacinth]

why would you think that?

[unique nexus]

id say ur 19 or younger

[meager jungle]

i think thats a solid estimate for most people on discord

[sharp jacinth]

i have a phd you guardrail

how could i be 19

[unique nexus]

I didn't know that XD

[toxic oyster]

guardrail is diabolical

[deep jackal]

Your pronouns page

evadtaxes[Feld VP] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) why would you think that?

wait no 28

[restive parcel]

In German we say vollkoffer which roughly translates to full suitcase

[sharp jacinth]

the funny thing is that i lie about things. even if i dont need to

[round summit]

ahh, the comfort of padded trekking socks that are actually my size

[fluid pawn]

ye

[fluid pawn]

if it's any consolation, I have been shaving my face for like 18+ years, and still cut myself at least 3 times a week.

[restive parcel]

Also have some gay stuff

[harsh oak]

That last one isn't very gay

[restive parcel]

pikl

[fluid pawn]

hi fox

pickle one is me

[restive parcel]

same

i love pickel#

[white crag]

picl

[deep jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/pickle-gif-2190747517227240427

[round summit]

Wonder how badly it'd go for me then if I got a normal razor instead of an electric one

[mellow jackal]

how tho

i shave my face every day and ive cut myself like

five times

ever

[sharp jacinth]

pikle

[toxic oyster]

unironically likely to go much better

i cut myself way less with a manual razor

PLEASE for the love of god get a single blade though

[mellow jackal]

mine has five..

[toxic oyster]

don’t torture yourself with a middlingly sharp multi-blade

[mellow jackal]

yeah ive noticed

the blades i buy have been slowly dropping in sharpness when new

[toxic oyster]

i use the

[mellow jackal]

how expensive

[toxic oyster]

the razor change-rate is dependant on the hair you’re shaving

thinner hair: change it every 6-8ish shaves

thicker hair: change it every 4-5ish (sobbing)

[mellow jackal]

my leg hair is so fucking thick😭

[toxic oyster]

any “safety razor” would do the same thing

[mellow jackal]

i want the tcup approved one

i dont want to buy a shitty razor

[toxic oyster]

CaliWoods Safety Razor :p

i like these guys tho bc i can send them my used blades and they recycle themb :)

[woeful smelt]

-# I just use an electric one lol

ok tbf I only ever trim my beard, I never go clean

[toxic oyster]

you get a much cleaner shave w/a manual

ah

[round summit]

I've only had cuts in one region, and I found a method to stop getting cuts there even with an electric razor so realistically the only improvements I could get are reduced razor bumps and closer shaves

[mellow jackal]

i have to go clean
if i dont i want to obliterate myself 🥀

[mellow jackal]

emmy

do you use shaving cream

[round summit]

it's an electric razor, so no

[mellow jackal]

hm

[toxic oyster]

i shave in the shower - the steam helps soften everything up so i get WAY less razor bumps :p

[mellow jackal]

same except i still get bumps

[toxic oyster]

also, just straight cream from a can is ok- i use a bar soap and brush as i find it really gets in there where hands kinda can’t

[round summit]

I shave in the shower before turning it on, as shaving takes like 45 minutes for me

[mellow jackal]

how

it takes fifteen minutes for me😭

[round summit]

because hair is everywhere

[toxic oyster]

*me when we’re literally apes*

[round summit]

and my hairs are bastards

[mellow jackal]

do you shave everywhere or just legs

[round summit]

everywhere

[mellow jackal]

ah fair

yeah my arms take a little longer to shave

i shave in parts so its like

fifteen minutes a day for three days

[sharp jacinth]

i have not had leg hair since i got sick at 19

[round summit]

I have thought of doing it in parts but some areas grow back to annoying levels in a day

[sharp jacinth]

it was a pretty bad flu. to clarify, my leg hair is just straight up thin

[toxic oyster]

face pic ooooOoOOOooo

this is 2 days no shave

thick hairs a bitch

unless it’s on the top of your head in which case hell yeah

[round summit]

shame that's the only place I don't have it

[mellow jackal]

YES!!

i have very thick hair

[sharp jacinth]

my locks are very luscious so i agree

[toxic oyster]

bed hair but yeh :]

[round summit]

for me it never leaves the puberty fuzz stage, there's not enough hairs to get a decent beard

[toxic oyster]

y’all getting all the selfies today

[toxic oyster]

ah

[mellow jackal]

my hair is still drying

[round summit]

I'm jealous

[mellow jackal]

!remindme 24hr delete this #1316655475907104788 message

[dim trench]

I will remind you in 1 day at Oct 19, 2025 at 18:24 UTC

[woeful smelt]

ye, I'm just the opposite, I hate the way I look when clean, it just doesn't feel right

[deep jackal]

Our dad uses an electric one + shaving cream, has only gotten cut like 1 time

Emmy ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) it's an electric razor, so no

[round summit]

the one I have does allow for wet shaving, so I might try shaving cream at some point but I don't expect it to make a noticeable difference now that I'm not getting cuts anymore

I also had hella razor bumps and skin irritation on my inner thighs the first time, but that has decreased significantly with each shave

[round summit]

might as well join in. hair placement is saving me rn
(there used to be an image here)
_ _

guess I don't have the perms to set a reminder
uhhh, someone ping me in 24hr I guess

[deep jackal]

not joining in after last time

[harsh oak]

Last time...?

I've never joined these, so I have no idea

[sharp jacinth]

nice glasses

[round summit]

Verdict on the socks that are a step above my normal ones in padding: I can feel the difference in weave which throws me off a tiny bit, but they are surprisingly soft to the touch and very nice to walk on (duh, trekking socks)

[restive parcel]

Face reveal

[toxic oyster]

nah…… sorry bb x

[toxic oyster]

u can have long-hair me tho :p

[restive parcel]

i am

jelous

[toxic oyster]

this was like 2019 - i cut it off and donated it to make wigs :)

[meager jungle]

oddly
i am too

[restive parcel]

donate it to me

[strange crater]

sleepover with my friends

[restive parcel]

wowww

[primal karma]

listen guys this whole thing isn’t my specialty and allat but ain‘t that just a description of a straight person?

[deep jackal]

well no\

it could also be the description of a gay person

[primal karma]

yes but still what the fuck is the whole point of just… making a new term for that?

[restive parcel]

i think thats ironic

i mean sarcastc

[meager jungle]

ye probs sarcasm

[sharp jacinth]

can i have that?

[primal karma]

i mean could be

[dim trench]

Reminder for @mellow jackal: delete this <#1316655475907104788 message>
Set <t:1760811876:R>

[meager jungle]

can someone decipher these texts for me

[unique nexus]

why we deleting this?

[mellow jackal]

coz it was a selfie

[unique nexus]

OH

i thought u was deleting the chat 😭

[mellow jackal]

no LOL

[restive parcel]

if maddy would do that i would go to her house and stab her

several times

[meager jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1281699966615687289/1334275005265219714/togif.gif

[mellow jackal]

you seem fun

delete!

[harsh oak]

You're making a mistake

[restive parcel]

if you dont delete it i will instead go to your house and throw blahaj at you

[meager jungle]

that sounds like a somewhat nice outcome

[strange crater]

does maddy get to keep the blahaj

[mellow jackal]

ohbgreat deal

[round summit]

step up padded trekking socks are a tiny bit loose on my footsies unlike the other ones I got, so will not get more of these either. now to try to most padded ones ig, and then the ski socks after that

[round summit]

damn these ones are BEEFY

[round summit]

Dude these things are so padded that my autism is almost okay with walking on more than just the front of my foot, these things are pog

[restive parcel]

Yes

[sharp jacinth]

sark

[cinder barn]

Become woke :3

[toxic oyster]

trueeee

[mellow jackal]

you cant tell me what to do!

[cinder barn]

I will smack you with a Blahaj until you become woke

[restive parcel]

You're the person republicans tell scary stories about at the campfire

[mellow jackal]

RAHH!! IM FORCING YOUR KIDS TO TRANSITION!! RAAHHH!!!!

[restive parcel]

Yes please i beg

[harsh oak]

Wait why tf are you on the portal server what

[cinder barn]

Oh me? Yes they should fear me, absolutely.

[mellow jackal]

they like portal?

why else would they be

[restive parcel]

Ulterior motives

[meager jungle]

bc uhh they portaled

[strange crater]

no, they should fear us

[restive parcel]

Lets build a giant blåhaj airship with guns and go to war

[strange crater]

the aces call Denmark

-# I don't know why it sent twice

[round summit]

Emotes perhaps

[mellow jackal]

i need emotes of my fursona

guh

[sharp jacinth]

im going to aqcuire a portal gun

and send ted cruz to space

[harsh oak]

Space?

SPACE!?

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

[sharp jacinth]

sark 2

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-episode-1-clip-intro-jcjenson-in-space-text-gif-10382418023893764092

[harsh oak]

Wrong spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-wheatley-wheatley-portal-wheatley-portal2-gif-26583932

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-uzi-md-gif-16389829760302663975

[harsh oak]

cartoon bite sound effect

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/firework-silly-uzi-murderdrones-murder-drones-gif-5501081614584687688

[woeful smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-gif-12581834252508118160

[sharp jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-meme-gif-3503328368021696082

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-screaming-scream-screams-gif-21763857

[sharp jacinth]

sorry pal

just the way it goes

@restive parcel did you kill mr. information. was there ever a mr information?

[restive parcel]

tom and jerry scream

[restive parcel]

Nop im married to my wife miss demeanor

[harsh oak]

Soul leaves body

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227922202297499670/1430649725396324534/IMG_1861.gif

[harsh oak]

Nah my mic's worse than that

[meager jungle]

tbh a phone probably wouldnt be that bad of a mic

[harsh oak]

True

It's just bad because it's on a call

[meager jungle]

it wouldnt be the best bc its a phone but atleast its not like constant static n shit

[round summit]

and produced a baby girl called Miss Direction

[restive parcel]

dont ask about the logistics

[round summit]

it's 2025, science can make it happen

don't have to look up the baby crafting recipe

[harsh oak]

It isn't actually that hard ||no pun intended||

First one of you needs to get bitten by a mosquito

Then, you wait for it to land on a tree, then it will be submerged into sap

THEN, the sap hardens into amber, in which you can extract the blood from the mosquito preserved inside

And because this blood is still relatively new, it should contain enough DNA for your entire genetic code, in which, you use to synthesize an embryo

Then you wait about 3 months...

And then BOOM, you just made a baby!

Thankyou for not listening to my ted talk

https://tenor.com/view/life-uh-finds-a-way-it-be-that-way-it-will-work-itself-out-gif-16077053

[sharp jacinth]

"Hi how can I help you" "fuck you" "thanks" hangs up

[meager jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227922202297499670/1430650863353073704/IMG_1784.gif

[fluid pawn]

@hushed sandal new green Yuri chapter

(it came out sat, I was just busy)

[hushed sandal]

ah yeah

I'm caught up to 145 right now, and manga updates isn't mentioning anything new

on the topic of yuri, i finished reading all published chapters of adachi to shimamura yesterday

[fluid pawn]

we just finished setting up the gay shelf: