Blåposting

[shut bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-suge-credit-card-fraud-fraud-credit-card-gif-20249370

[meager jungle]

it aint that deep chief

[idle belfry]

Why are the trans taking over?
(I like trans people I’m just being stupid)

[vital rose]

Yes do not resist

[restive parcel]

goes in blahaj thread
"oh my god theres trans"

[unborn pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-messed-up-gif-9714963639675861025

Mfw dummiez don't know who blahaj is for

Hope everyone had a good pride

[hallow fossil]

Do not resist :3

[idle belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[hallow fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316655475907104788/1392107553537786006/live_reaction.gif

[harsh oak]

I'm straight should I even be here lol

[mellow jackal]

yeah everyones welcome here

[opal heart]

Exactly

That is why so many people like blåhaj

[primal karma]

need yalls help guys

so basically, my school is doin a project week and i got to draw on the bathroom walls.

please i need yall to just suggest somethin i don care what it is as long as it is in the rules if the server and not related to any specific history events

i was thinking to do a blahaj

better version

[opal heart]

Amazing

Maybe make the background a Ikea Logo

[primal karma]

yes.

advertising on bathrooms = peak

especially ikea

[restive parcel]

Small trans flag

ITS BLAHAJ AWARENESS DAY GUYS

-# well shark awareness day

[shut bramble]

HOLY HAJ

[shut bramble]

The spawner is overloaded! Get as much as possible to keep it stable! 😂

[crimson birch]

[opal scroll]

🤣

[shut bramble]

My parents thought I had 2 haj, they just saw that I have 5... Their reaction was like: are you breeding those things? There are more each time! 😂

[opal scroll]

LMFAO

[restive parcel]

If only they could reproduce

[strange crater]

I really want a haj, but ain't no way i'm allowed to get one

[shut bramble]

Sneek em

[strange crater]

I'd have to have a friend buy it when they are at ikea

nearest one is almost 3 hours away

[meager jungle]

[harsh oak]

Imma just make one for my Minecraft mod 👍

That will do.

[strange crater]

yay, another blahaj mod

we need maximum blahaj

[harsh oak]

Or, that's just ONE of the things it's adding

[strange crater]

nah

the rest is pointless ngl

can't even compare to the haj

[harsh oak]

A SIGNIFICANT thing I will admit, but I'm probably adding real sharks, whales, just a bunch of random misc stuff that bubbles into my head

[strange crater]

live blahaj

[primal karma]

guys the design i proposed for a blahaj on the wall bathroom got rejected and i was forced to draw spider man instead

[meager jungle]

Why are people evil like this

[primal karma]

i dunno the teachers voted for spiderman

and the girls got a sakura on their wall

fucking assholes

[meager jungle]

They do not deserve blahaj

[primal karma]

i think im gonna write something like we need better art on the walls with a marker or smt someone has to do something about this shit eventually

[primal karma]

blåhaj owner moment:

[opal heart]

Do it

[primal karma]

this is what my group was forced to do and no they are not ready yet

[strange crater]

looks pretty good

but it ain't got nothing on blahaj

[primal karma]

sadly

[mellow jackal]

i’m normal i swear

[smoky rain]

I'm only 4 of those

[strange crater]

I am currently within proximity of an Ikea

both convincing my family to go there and buy one is very unlikely

but

FOR THE HAJ!

[shut bramble]

FOR THE HAJ!

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-leonardo-di-caprio-one-of-us-jonah-hill-gif-5441859

[strange crater]

https://tenor.com/view/rei-guerreiro-gif-22413556

[strange crater]

well, maybe tomorrow

no haj for today

[meager jungle]

[strange crater]

ok, I got my sister (bi) in on the plan

[restive parcel]

FOR THE SHONK

[primal karma]

my local ikea has them gay walks

well it ain‘t really local but its the nearest one witch is about like 5-10 km away

[still cipher]

makes sense since they have one of hte most important objects for the lgbtq community

[strange crater]

I wonder what percentage of idea's revenue is just blahaj sales

probably not much

but it would be funny

[shut bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNHgHmxucgRY8-vctUV/
OH MY GOD I WOULD JUST JUMP IN THERE

[strange crater]

how much for the pile

[hallow fossil]

I only have 8 ok

I’m sane I swear

[opal heart]

I have 0 and im insane

[strange crater]

I have 0 and i'm sad

[opal heart]

Damn

[hallow fossil]

Get one

[strange crater]

I tried

but i couldn't convince them to go

asking for swedish meatballs only gets you so far

drove right past it

🫡

[toxic oyster]

[idle belfry]

The good store

[strange crater]

the best

[round summit]

I have 0 but my brother has one, proxy ownership counts right

I might get a small one for the meaning behind it, but I'm not a shark plushie person

I do want to get into making plushies myself, so maybe I make myself earn the haj by making one

[restive parcel]

Perform a crime

[round summit]

I don't have anywhere to hide the crime

[restive parcel]

uhhh

idk

find a person who owns a lot of blahaj and move into their walls

[meager jungle]

just commandeer the blahaj for purposes

[restive parcel]

grabs blahaj
"look at me, i am de capitan now"

[hallow fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/tcu-the-computer-union-computer-union-computer-union-roblox-tcu-roblox-gif-13758774519069837137

[hallow fossil]

just like do it anyway and say it is fake news

and if it is bad enough you will become president

:3

[restive parcel]

Remember to also accept hush money payments to make your chances higher

[hallow fossil]

yes

ive definetly never done that

[opal heart]

What is hush Money?

[restive parcel]

When you see something bad and get paid to not talk about it

[opal heart]

K

[mellow jackal]

aww me

[sharp jacinth]

do you mean furry or flustered

[restive parcel]

why not both

[mellow jackal]

yes

[sharp jacinth]

flustered at hwat

military promotion?

[hallow fossil]

very good thing to do and to give out that i would never ever do

[fluid pawn]

arrested for blahaj crimes

[restive parcel]

damm i never put this in here

[opal heart]

Blajscraper🏙️

[fluid pawn]

sopping:

creature feature

featuring

the creature

[opal heart]

Such a cute cat

[sharp jacinth]

the oddity is wet

[idle belfry]

Angry bean

[opal heart]

Blajscare

[shut bramble]

@restive parcel @opal scroll OMG I FOUND BLAHAJ IRL
https://youtube.com/shorts/Fj9hmhCNWY4?si=gqLEBiaftRx9B8Mr

[smoky rain]

That's awesome, a bit surprising tho, I thought sharks needed to keep moving to make water flow through their gills

[opal heart]

I thought so too

[restive parcel]

Specifically great white sharks

Most others don't

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[smoky rain]

Ah

I thought it was a thing with most if not all fish

Interesting fact

[restive parcel]

Yeah if great whites stop swimming their gills close up and they start choking

Kinda sounds like a shitty life

[restive parcel]

Ikea should like make blåhaj but paint them in all the pride colors like the flags

[shut bramble]

Yes.

[verbal talon]

https://tenor.com/view/just-keep-swimming-dory-finding-nemo-fishes-fish-gif-17218270

[fluid pawn]

stickers on my watercup

@hazy pollen i put the tutel on it :3c

[sharp jacinth]

all 3 of those visible stickers make me happy

[deep jackal]

hell yeah :>

bees ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) @hazy pollen i put the tutel on it :3c

[round summit]

I'm not out yet irl, but almost 2 months after changing a few display names I finally bothered changing all my relevant account names

[restive parcel]

I cannot wait to come out and make everything around me have a trans flag on it

[fluid pawn]

you should read #server-chat from the past 2 hours

we're talkinbg all trans tips and stuff

[restive parcel]

No access goes hard

[fluid pawn]

why no access?

[restive parcel]

I'd assume it's the server chat which I'm not in because I don't play on the server

[fluid pawn]

grab the role for it anyway :3

[restive parcel]

And considering this is my PCs average performance I doubt I can handle the modpack lol

[fluid pawn]

😭

minecraft slideshow

[restive parcel]

Unless I heavily optimize everything I'm not able to play

But my current modpack gets me up to 25 frames which is really nice

[fluid pawn]

buy fox a real pc fund starts here

[restive parcel]

I'm planning on it

I'll be getting a laptop probably around September because birthday or Christmas because more money

Until then this pc works

I'm also gonna make this my posting lesbian stuff thread

[fluid pawn]

okeieiii

[smoky rain]

I'm not complaining

[restive parcel]

Oooo spooky scary girls kissing

[sharp jacinth]

why she got that big a tail

[smoky rain]

Why not

[restive parcel]

Dog girl

[opal heart]

Dag and kat

[round summit]

oh no so scary you better not post any more of that

[restive parcel]

Ooo spooky scary

[harsh oak]

Too spooky scary

[round summit]

Noooo, cute girls doing cute things is my kryptonite
fucking dies

[sharp jacinth]

cute girls doing cute things digust me (not cause im homophobic im just jealous of their relationship also it makes me think of my ex)

[restive parcel]

Makes me think of what I won't be able to achieve for a really long time

[sharp jacinth]

dont worry

you'll find someone

[restive parcel]

5 years minimum yippie let's go

[harsh oak]

That's the way you do it!

[restive parcel]

Discord did mess up your pfp but thanks for that I really needed it

[opal heart]

Tack

[restive parcel]

I got bored so I made a little house in bedrock

[smoky rain]

Peak

[restive parcel]

Definitely didn't almost get blown up by a creeper

Also cool hybrid of old and new controls because the fully new ones are absolute trash

Fucking sprint button bro tf is this

(I know pc has a sprint key aswell but my muscle memory is double pressing w)

[round summit]

I've never liked double pressing W tbh, I always use a separate sprint key

[restive parcel]

I kinda got used to it and now it's muscle memory

[strange crater]

and then there are toggle sprint users

ew

[sharp jacinth]

gotta admit

its me

im sorry ok

[strange crater]

[sharp jacinth]

its useful ok

[meager jungle]

Toggle crouch is much worse

[sharp jacinth]

...

i

i use togggle crouch

[meager jungle]

Next you’re gonna tell me you use 110 fov

[sharp jacinth]

ok hear me out

its useful

im not crazy

[strange crater]

crazy?

well

actually

fun fact

[meager jungle]

I can’t think of anything more irredeemable than having toggle crouch toggle sprint and 110 fov all at once and actually liking it

[strange crater]

I was crazy once

[sharp jacinth]

stop that

[idle belfry]

Did they lock you in a room perchance?

[strange crater]

yea

a uh

rubber room i think

[sharp jacinth]

oh i think i put you in there

what did i put in that rubber room

[mellow jackal]

92fov is perfect

cannot get better

[round summit]

I used to do 100 but on ultrawides stuff gets really stretched out so I lowered it to 90

[sharp jacinth]

im not crazy

[restive parcel]

Guys

Z for walk forward, scroll wheel up for strafe left, o for strafe right, b for backwards and quake pro fov

[opal scroll]

I play with my left and right click reversed...
that's it...

[restive parcel]

I just play with regular controls lol

[toxic oyster]

my shift and ctrl are swapped and 'open chat' is on Enter instead of T

but thats it

[shut bramble]

Relatable

[strange crater]

I have to move drop from q cause I press it on accident way too often

[sharp jacinth]

i puut chat on caps lock

[meager jungle]

i found something worse: all of those but also motion blur aswell

[sharp jacinth]

gulp

um

welp

[meager jungle]

surely not

[sharp jacinth]

surely yes

[fluid pawn]

@restive parcel i need more haj :(

[restive parcel]

they will come eventually

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sadface-gif-21062559

[sharp jacinth]

good things come to those who wait

[fluid pawn]

🙏

[restive parcel]

sorry

ive been in this state where im not doing anythingb ut im still incredibly exhausted

[fluid pawn]

real i feel you

[sharp jacinth]

bees thank you for showing me peak

[fluid pawn]

o7

[sharp jacinth]

hrt should not have beenn that good

[restive parcel]

i need hrt

[sharp jacinth]

sorry i meant horse race test but i get that

[fluid pawn]

both is good

for those who like it

[sharp jacinth]

god damn horse yuri

[restive parcel]

thats a quote

[restive parcel]

@fluid pawn

Blåhaj kisses you pov

[fluid pawn]

I want to dive in to the pile

[restive parcel]

if you wanna cross half the planet be my guest

[shut bramble]

I want to dive in the pile

[sharp jacinth]

how many do you have

and does your home have a 5% strength buff to trans people

[shut bramble]

I think a 100% trans buff to any people

[restive parcel]

11

[sharp jacinth]

get another for a bakers dozen and then dress them all in lil chef hats

[restive parcel]

whenever i can actually move out and start living alone

in about 5-6 years most likely

[toxic oyster]

let himb out

[shut bramble]

We're coming home from vacation :3

[restive parcel]

My blahaj frolick in the fields at least an hour per day

[opal heart]

Tutel and blah

[restive parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176240138964193492/1375956656223031316/caption.gif

[sharp jacinth]

have you named all of them

[restive parcel]

Cooking with haj

[sharp jacinth]

i saw the title before it loaded and i thought you were cooking the haj

[restive parcel]

NO

The food is satisfactory

[sharp jacinth]

oh what is that rascal cookin up

[restive parcel]

porkchop

mineraft reference

[sharp jacinth]

diid it taste good

[harsh oak]

Hol' on, let bro cook

[unique nexus]

BLAHAJ!!!!

[harsh oak]

Yes

[woeful smelt]

@primal karma Flip a coin between A and B, and pls don't make comments like C

[deep jackal]

Pls don't make messages about killing yourself 😭

[primal karma]

aw man

eh i guess

ur going into the cart boi

[deep jackal]

HOW MANY BLAHAJ AND MONKEYS ARE YOU GETTING?! 😂

_pepe_man_ ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[opal heart]

Too many /j You Can Never have too many blåhaj

[primal karma]

bro how tf did yo aah become a bot

fucking clanker

but really though why and how is your acc now a half bot?

[shut bramble]

pk;explain

[sonic helm]

About PluralKit
PluralKit detects messages enclosed in specific tags associated with a profile, then replaces that message under a "pseudo-account" of that profile using Discord webhooks.

This is useful for multiple people sharing one body (aka. systems), people who wish to role-play as different characters without having multiple Discord accounts, or anyone else who may want to post messages under a different identity from the same Discord account.

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[deep jackal]

I'm plural, aka a system

[primal karma]

ah understandable

fucking clankers…

[deep jackal]

HEY! RUDE!

_pepe_man_ ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) fucking clankers…

😂

[fluid pawn]

yeah im gonna ask you once to limit your use of that

[meager jungle]

is clanker offensive to humans now or something

[fluid pawn]

nope, but im asking nicely :)

[meager jungle]

then why

[fluid pawn]

rule 3

[meager jungle]

im sorry to break it to you but it wasnt serious

[fluid pawn]

dont care

dont do it

[meager jungle]

can i use lugnut instead then

[fluid pawn]

rule 3

[meager jungle]

what words can i use to be insulting to robots then?

[fluid pawn]

this conversation is over

[meager jungle]

i disagree

[deep jackal]

None.

𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑻𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒍𝒆 ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) what words can i use to be insulting to robots then?

[meager jungle]

not even gear head?

[deep jackal]

This conversation is over.

You bucket of bolts!

Sam, Dont join in please!

Kit.

Sam | TJ&Co.Zip ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) You bucket of bolts!

ECHO! STOP!

[abstract shell]

Enough people

[wide girder]

Channel is locked temporarily for a day

[dim trench]

I will remind you in 1 day at Aug 9, 2025 at 9:40 UTC

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[dreamy breach]

how. dare. you.

That very transparently reads as "what words can I use to be insulting to people presenting as robots then?"

None. Using a word jokingly (or not realizing it is insulting) is one thing. Actively seeking out words to insult someone is simply vile.
I'll stop dressing you down in a channel where you can't reply now, but I'm disappointed and hope never to see this behaviour again.

!warn 1109407744856952852 rule 3 and 4, actively seeking out ways to insult people

[dim trench]

Warned albert_tinkle.xip (Case #1785) (user notified with a direct message)

[dim trench]

Reminder for @wide girder: restore channel
Set <t:1754646055:R>

[wide girder]

channel unlocked

[restive parcel]

first

Haj dump

Blåhaj and WOKEposting

They alwsys call me woke but in reality I'm so eepy sleepy

[fluid pawn]

haj tome

time

[deep jackal]

HAJJJJ

[smoky rain]

Awwww

[fluid pawn]

me

[quaint birch]

I don’t understand the appeal of dolphin plush

[restive parcel]

1. It's a shark

[quaint birch]

I still don’t get it

[smoky rain]

3. It's fluffy and comfy and cute

[quaint birch]

No, I mean like there are so many other plushy brands, why Ikea of all 😭

The people that sell Cheap saw dust furniture

[opal heart]

Cuz they cute

[restive parcel]

Ikea is literally the most based store chain ever

They pay fairly, they sell quality products and they do so much cool stuff

[quaint birch]

Okay I guess so

[restive parcel]

I love Ikea they don't judge my plushie purchasing escapades

[opal heart]

I went to ikea once and they gave out free cakes to everybody. I think they celebrated 75 years or something)

[restive parcel]

Very awesome

[fluid pawn]

ikea furniture rocks, it's cheap and durable. my entire desk is Ikea, the honeycomb design inside of desks makes them stronger than like most particleboard stuff I've bought

esp for like college students and broke folk

[fluid pawn]

and in the US you get benefits like insurance and paid leave :)

[restive parcel]

here in europe you get those everywhere

your workplace is basically required to do that

[quaint birch]

I never said it was bad, it’s just that like, why ikea, for plush? I’m just pointing out that they sell saw dust stuff

And that’s where your buying the plush

anyways

I like the step on there cardboard when I’m done

it’s like crunchy and structured so you have to like Jump on it

And it’s fun

[sharp jacinth]

if costco teamed up with ikea its over the world'll split in half by the end of the week

[quaint birch]

Real

[sharp jacinth]

sky's gay now cause of woke

[toxic oyster]

so the bare minimum

[sharp jacinth]

wrong

in the us we go below and beyond

[restive parcel]

Wasn't the us one of the only countries to vote against food being a human right

[fluid pawn]

@restive parcel we need blahaj art

[sharp jacinth]

yes. below and beyond

[quaint birch]

And didn’t North Korea vote yes…

[deep jackal]

Peamvolution /j

bees ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) @restive parcel we need blahaj art 📎

[quaint birch]

WHAT IS PEAM

[fluid pawn]

peam :)

[quaint birch]

Thats not helpful :(

[fluid pawn]

someone mispelled peak lol

[quaint birch]

I searche it up

google is also not very helpful

[deep jackal]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[quaint birch]

you guys are all so kind for spreading awareness <3

[fluid pawn]

peam!

[sharp jacinth]

it was mox

then i made fun of it

@toxic pond if you're there im sorry

[quaint birch]

No actually it’s just a common slang, it’s in the urban dictionary.

[fluid pawn]

peam

[strange crater]

wait really?
thats peam

[quaint birch]

Who wants to buy the peam mug

[strange crater]

peam

[deep jackal]

Get the peam mug now.

[strange crater]

explaining a blahaj is one thing

how

would I explain having a mug that says "peam"

[young latch]

"its peam you wouldnt get it"

[abstract shell]

It's literally just this as far as I know but it seems to have morphed into an a large inside joke lmao.

[sharp jacinth]

patient zero

[toxic oyster]

[deep jackal]

Peam

teacup ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) :KEKWhat:

[primal karma]

uuh not sure where to post it so here yall go

my cat waiting for food in the kitchen, colorized

he smelled my grandma cooking fish and wanted some

[deep jackal]

Pride ducks

[fluid pawn]

kibber

he looks like me when I wake up

[harsh oak]

Yeah, because win the us, you need to WORK for your food, and by work they mean exploit people they don't see as 'people' enough

[primal karma]

eh was quite the opposite actually i took the photo before dinner so nope it was like 8pm

[smoky rain]

I mean cats kinda sleep whenever

[primal karma]

yeah its true ima go make more pics of him right now actually

eepy time

[dim trench]

Reminder for @wide girder: restore channel
Set <t:1754645960:R>

[smoky rain]

Whuh

[primal karma]

no idea what thats all about

is alldat cuz of me dropping the hard c?

dang…

[round summit]

Eepy

[restive parcel]

I'll probably make it soon

[median bloom]

fuck me..

[strange crater]

progress is slow

[median bloom]

repotting rose

[deep jackal]

It's back onlineM

Chanied ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

?

[restive parcel]

i wanted to put it over our ikea but thats already occupied

now i have to wait 5 minutes for my pc to realize i pressed a button

[strange crater]

i'm making a giant pride flag over our conservative town

[restive parcel]

nvmd my email isnt valid

awesom

thats that ig

[primal karma]

yet another eep (outside this time)

[toxic pond]

peam....

[restive parcel]

i would have built a blahaj but i deadass cant log in because wplace doesent accept my email adress format

[primal karma]

crap…

[restive parcel]

welp

pretend i drew this

above my local ikea

also theres a lot of gay flags and mikus above my city so im happy overall

[quaint birch]

WOAH ITS CANADA

[round summit]

Peam

[restive parcel]

peam indeed

[median bloom]

peam

[deep jackal]

Find the peam

[toxic pond]

Peam

Gotta add Amethyst to it

[deep jackal]

I made it say A M Y

Mox [AMY] [CMR Shops/RK] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Gotta add Amethyst to it

[toxic pond]

🔥

thankies

[restive parcel]

some people are making a lesbian chunk that could cover a fourth of vienna

[fluid pawn]

Good

[deep jackal]

B I G

BACON

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) some people are making a lesbian chunk that could cover a fourth of vienna 📎

[fading stag]

DANTE MY GOAT

[unique nexus]

PEAM

[sharp jacinth]

has he ever entered the inferno

[fading stag]

probably

[sharp jacinth]

has he climbed up through purgatory and to top of paradise?

[restive parcel]

wplace has been down for almost an entire day i wanna make a big haj but i cant

so far we only have this

[opal heart]

Blåhalero Blåhala

[restive parcel]

I've seen this way too many times

These poor sharks

Being forced to impersonate a piece of ai slop that iirc was originally intended to insult people who are Islamic

[full orchid]

Worst meme (Not even a meme) Ever created

also Blahaj

[opal heart]

What?

Was Italian brainrot supposed to insult islamic people?

[restive parcel]

The shark one specifically translated to "pig god and pig Allah"

And the crocodile one was just about dropping bombs on children in gaza

[opal heart]

That i didn’t know

[opal heart]

That one i knew

[restive parcel]

@fluid pawn I found your family

[opal heart]

Humla 🐝

[restive parcel]

Before you ask

[deep jackal]

:3

[restive parcel]

Didn't bring money

[deep jackal]

GET BLAHAJ

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Before you ask

[restive parcel]

Couldn't get shonk

[deep jackal]

DARNIT

[restive parcel]

Big sad

[deep jackal]

Big sad

[restive parcel]

It's been down for me for like a day

[deep jackal]

Same, old screenshit

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) It's been down for me for like a day

[restive parcel]

I really wonder if theyre ever bringing it back

[deep jackal]

Screenshot 😭

[restive parcel]

Screenshit

[opal heart]

Is blåhaj gone……

[restive parcel]

I didn't even start big haj yet :(

It was gonna be above my local Ikea at first but that space was taken

So I'm putting it above another Viennese Ikea

[deep jackal]

Grocery Ikea? 😂

[restive parcel]

What

Ok I didn't write anything close to that

What is autocorrect on rn

[opal heart]

I did

Real

What were u trying to Write?

[restive parcel]

Just Ikea

[deep jackal]

Apperantly on your local grocery ikea

Miss Information ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) What is autocorrect on rn

[restive parcel]

True

[deep jackal]

25?? Ours is 20

Miss Information ↩️

[(click to see attachment)](#1316655475907104788 message)

[restive parcel]

Our ultimate plan for turning all the kids trans

[restive parcel]

You're closer to Ikea land

[sharp jacinth]

what is the gay agenda

[restive parcel]

Also inflation hit us

[sharp jacinth]

like whats the time table

[restive parcel]

Gay agender???

[opal heart]

Where i live Ikea has some abandoned train Tracks behind it.

[sharp jacinth]

no

[deep jackal]

evadtaxes[Feld VP] ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) what is the gay agenda

[opal heart]

That’s one way to make a sandwich

[sharp jacinth]

does it include enjoying

[deep jackal]

Standwich*

Mr.T ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) That’s one way to make a sandwich

[opal heart]

True

[opal heart]

Im in IKEA Land.

[deep jackal]

Är alla hajblå där?

Mr.T ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Im in IKEA Land.

[opal heart]

Tyvärr inte. (Sadly not)

[deep jackal]

hur skapas blåhajar?

Mr.T ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Tyvärr inte. (Sadly not)

[opal heart]

Ikea gudarna uppkallar dom. (The ikea gods summon them)

[fluid pawn]

:D I have one of those in my car! those are my siblings!

[restive parcel]

I wanna throw them at children for some reason

[meager jungle]

madness

[primal karma]

i have a bee too actually

also seems they have beef with tyler now

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/_U8_vwgDDWk

[harsh oak]

Oh yeah, the marine discovery Centre near my future college has a blåhaj

[sharp jacinth]

thats

thats

unbeelievable

[restive parcel]

OH NO

THE BLADUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

[verbal talon]

He’s coming to till your land

[restive parcel]

he will produce too much blarbon hajoxide

GLOBAL WARMING

THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION AND ITS CONSEQUENCES

[stuck trellis]

THEYRE SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
RUN

[harsh oak]

Leave bro alone he just havin fun (:

[verbal talon]

Blanopoly

He needs a top hat

And a monocle

[restive parcel]

She made a self portrait on wplace

[sharp jacinth]

what a talented individual

[restive parcel]

try to find it

:3

[sharp jacinth]

define "it"

[restive parcel]

the haj drawing :3

if u find it u have my permission to add pride flags around it

once wplace is actually back

[sharp jacinth]

can i ask 3 quesetions

if so

1. is it in brighton where the rest of us are?

[restive parcel]

nop

its in my city

and ive stated before where im from

i might propably make another haj where you are too

[sharp jacinth]

ok i believe its somewhere in vienna. is that correct

[restive parcel]

maybe :3c

[sharp jacinth]

im so smart

[sharp jacinth]

is this the right one

[restive parcel]

it would appear so

if u find the big uwu face theres a second one in development near there

[sharp jacinth]

no way he is here

[restive parcel]

who

[sharp jacinth]

trans allied jordan wearing confused william afton

[restive parcel]

ndeed it is

[sharp jacinth]

what is he doing in vienna

[restive parcel]

hopefully not murdering children

[sharp jacinth]

no hes teaching children to embrace who they really are

and then murdering them

[restive parcel]

"youre a valid girl"
stabstabstabstabstab

[sharp jacinth]

how kind

[smoky rain]

My mom bought me a smolhaj

Now I have 3 even tho I said I didn't want any more

[sharp jacinth]

embrace the little fellers

[smoky rain]

My other two are big

[restive parcel]

Hey if you really don't want it I'll give it a loving home

[smoky rain]

It's like I didn't have a desire for it but I'm fine with it

And there's also a few friends I have who don't have one yet and do want one

[restive parcel]

Embrace the haj

Cuddle it

Love it

[smoky rain]

Yes ma'am

I suppose this one is easier to cuddle when doing things on my puter

She will be my emotional coding support haj

[restive parcel]

That's what I use them for

Except I'm too stupid to code

[smoky rain]

Just get a girlfriend who can

[restive parcel]

Easier said than done when you look like me

[smoky rain]

🫂

[restive parcel]

Cooking with haj part 2

Potato with mushrooms and chimken

[opal scroll]

Dye it rainbow with edible food colouring!
-# /j

[fluid pawn]

wrong

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[past garden]

Haj (and furry)

[opal scroll]

That's an awsome Furr suit!

[opaque fiber]

Nah i live near an ikea

[restive parcel]

very cool

[smoky rain]

Indeed

[deep jackal]

Awww it's pawsome!

Tony ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) Haj (and furry) 📎

[past garden]

Hehe I love that

[deep jackal]

this is a "dont insult people or call them names" server.

ZombieZilla ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) is this a clanker sympathetic server?

[meager jungle]

I did clarify to slimeist in dms I was referring to actual robots not those who use pluralkit

It was a mainly a joke anyway

[fluid pawn]

let's not

[fluid pawn]

we know it was a joke, but all we ask is not using that word or variations

[restive parcel]

stop being controversial in my funny gay blåhaj area

[fluid pawn]

strench:

[restive parcel]

Very cute goober

[fluid pawn]

this little rogue military asset has bit me 5 times and is falling asleep next to me

[restive parcel]

Fish reveal

[fluid pawn]

she just made the weirdest fucking noise. m

[fluid pawn]

FISH!

[restive parcel]

Welcome to cats

[fluid pawn]

it sounded like she was farting but from her mouth and she is just cleaning herself, I don't understand

(some might call that a burp(

[restive parcel]

It's a dlc item

[fluid pawn]

I call it this thing being a FREAK

[restive parcel]

Aren't we all somewhat freaky

[fluid pawn]

I need another cigarette but it's 4am :(

HI TEACUP LOL

[restive parcel]

I saw that teacup

My lungs despise cigarette smoke for some reason

Like it just gives me a cough attack if I inhale it

[fluid pawn]

I used to be the same

[smoky rain]

I mean it is bad for you

[meager jungle]

Not surprising

[restive parcel]

I hope to never do any drugs

[meager jungle]

Most things you can inhale are bad for you

[restive parcel]

Fun fact: 100% of people who have died have consumed oxygen at some point in their lives, thus oxygen has 100% lethality rate

[fluid pawn]

to space with me, time to test something out

[fluid pawn]

wolp lighter:

[meager jungle]

You have probably had alcohol at some point in your life which is a drug

[restive parcel]

one time i accidentally took a sip of some alcohol

and yeah i suppose sanitary products and such

[ionic nest]

problem with alcohol is it tastes horrible

[restive parcel]

true

also the whole messing with your brain thing

[ionic nest]

shoutout to like 8yo me who wanted some apple juice and accidentally took a nice big sippy of beer

[restive parcel]

id rather be sober and fully aware of what im doing

one time i accidetnally brought a bottle of schnapps to school because it was labled mineral water

[ionic nest]

thats like arguably funny

[restive parcel]

yes

[ionic nest]

who tf puts alcohol in un or misslabeld bottles 😭

unless u wnana like

smuggle it in somewhere obv

[restive parcel]

a family friend makes alcohol up in serbia

so

you might have a point with that last bit

but at the same time like

the schengen exists

[ionic nest]

Mhhh i seeeee

[fluid pawn]

holy shit 2 fox girls???

[restive parcel]

they dont control you at all

[restive parcel]

i mitosisd

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-foxes-cute-snow-poke-gif-9290384749482771871

[fluid pawn]

mito-sis 💅

[restive parcel]

wow

that

[ionic nest]

when im done there will be infinite fox girls,,

[restive parcel]

yeah

woaw

NO WAY

[ionic nest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1095534509950238753/1195678421133574234/fox-you-have-alerted-the-fox-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif?ex=65b4dd4e&is=65a2684e&hm=8edb48874313e5f4208902aa98fb2f326873da7a4fcabc1bce3a042b3541b707&

[meager jungle]

[restive parcel]

i produce them in cartoonish test tubes in my cartoonish lab

like the boyband from gravity falls

[meager jungle]

Do you have a cartoonish evil laugh aswell

[restive parcel]

obviously

overall the crafting recepie for a foxgirl is quite simple you just take a fox and inject it with estrogen

[ionic nest]

yea smth went wrong in there and now i have gender dysphoria 🙄

[restive parcel]

so real

[fluid pawn]

what if I wanna be wolp

[restive parcel]

too fucking real

[restive parcel]

well also make infinite wolf girls

[meager jungle]

unreal

[restive parcel]

and make them all lesbian

[fluid pawn]

infinite girls but no girls

[restive parcel]

this is what the woke left wants

[ionic nest]

AWESOME

thats my one requirement going forward

[restive parcel]

would you rather 500000 girls in 1 year or 1 girl in 500000 year

[restive parcel]

yuri moment

[fluid pawn]

side note this cat is fuckin PURRING

she is slowly falling asleep

[ionic nest]

higher girls/year is always prefered

[meager jungle]

ture

[ionic nest]

and shes so fucking right to do so

[fluid pawn]

earlier she was ready to bite the shit out of me, and now she wants to be cuddled

[ionic nest]

I know many girls like this too

[smoky rain]

Brisket

[restive parcel]

that means shes either really happy or transferring the coordinates for the orbital cannon strike

[ionic nest]

Brisket :3

[fluid pawn]

both

[restive parcel]

basket

bucket

[ionic nest]

Ignore the christmas hat its been there for a while

[restive parcel]

budget

bidet

[ionic nest]

bucket

[meager jungle]

I kinda wish I had a cat but Dexter would not appreciate it

[smoky rain]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-bridget-guilty-gear-brisket-taunt-gif-26654715

[restive parcel]

yeah you realy dont wanna mess with dexter

[restive parcel]

real

i love transbian girl from videogame

[meager jungle]

He’s a xl bully aswell so like

[restive parcel]

we need moe of those

hes also the bay harbour butcher

[ionic nest]

Working on it maam

[fluid pawn]

THIS FUCKING CAT

[restive parcel]

the haj is coming along nicely

[fluid pawn]

JUST STRETECHED HER TOES IN MY FACE

FREAK

[restive parcel]

top 10 quotes of all time

[fluid pawn]

😭

[meager jungle]

Freaky car

[fluid pawn]

someone from the SMP will likely quote me

[ionic nest]

girls gotta stretch sometimes smh

[smoky rain]

I'm too eepy to quote you

[meager jungle]

He’s a normal image of dexter that took me a sec to find

[restive parcel]

so thats the bay harbor butcher...

[smoky rain]

Peak

[meager jungle]

I finally started watching that show a couple days ago

My mates kept begging me to watch it

[fluid pawn]

dead bug lookin ass cat

[restive parcel]

that just

looks like

fluff

[ionic nest]

the beast is sleepy,,

[restive parcel]

anyways should i post some yuri

[fluid pawn]

I want to put my face in the fluff but she will bite my face

[restive parcel]

a worthy price to pay

[ionic nest]

Thatd be rude tho,,

[ionic nest]

We love yuri in this house

[restive parcel]

true

theres yuri if u scroll up a bit

[toxic oyster]

which ones yuri again

[restive parcel]

girl kis

[toxic oyster]

ew

[restive parcel]

other girl

[toxic oyster]

im good ta x

[restive parcel]

you can look at yaoi instead

[toxic oyster]

:>

[restive parcel]

make your own yaoi showcase post

[toxic oyster]

LMAIOFHSGHJKG

[restive parcel]

actually maybe dont

[ionic nest]

booooooo

[ionic nest]

define

a bit

[restive parcel]

uhhh

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/no-funny-gif-19395501

[restive parcel]

tada

[ionic nest]

Yippe!!!

[restive parcel]

thank you user penguin_butthole

[ionic nest]

whatever the opposite of thank you is user penguin.butthole

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[restive parcel]

elmo crack

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-hugs-cuddle-cuddles-anime-nuzzle-gif-7239420061822803924

heres more

[toxic oyster]

women ewww

[ionic nest]

thats shrimply unbelivable

[restive parcel]

this is me once i come out and move out and transition trust

[ionic nest]

could u just like

leave

[restive parcel]

PFFFT

[toxic oyster]

NOT THAT ONE

[mellow jackal]

thank you tcup u get me

LOLLL

[restive parcel]

walks up to mod
"get out"

[toxic oyster]

ash gksbgkjfmhadbfjg

NO ONE SAW THAT

[restive parcel]

I SAW THAT TEACUP

[toxic oyster]

WHEEZING

NOOOO

[mellow jackal]

i saw it

[toxic oyster]

[ionic nest]

No like fr having to say "Ew woman" every time someone talks about women is like

[restive parcel]

i dont say ew men everytime i see yaoi

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

idk theres some truly random bangers in here

[restive parcel]

this post is mostly populated by the lesbians so if you want yaoi go make your own

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-26499993

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-promotion-alien-alien-cat-silly-gif-867735001489251465

[mellow jackal]

me

i have so many gifs

[restive parcel]

same

[toxic oyster]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038542679824412762/1121261241248268358/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[mellow jackal]

nono like genuinely if i have my favourites tab open for too long mobile discord crashes

its that bad

[restive parcel]

if i open favorites discord drops to 3 fps

[meager jungle]

It closes on my phone sometimes

Not all the time tho

[restive parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kiss-girl-gif-21827875

more girls kissing

you cant stop me

[toxic oyster]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/682150387008274453/1109396879306936391/saturday.gif

[mellow jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142167195389022218/1145889477353553920/foxnyoom.gif

this ones cute

[toxic oyster]

legitimately my hand.... taken at my house

[mellow jackal]

i can actually

[ionic nest]

u cant stop an idea,,,

[meager jungle]

Ngl I think teacup is stuck in the 1920s

[restive parcel]

my brain

[toxic oyster]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747186322745196665/1202493921972723752/slownet.gif

[mellow jackal]

mod abuse smh

[restive parcel]

noo dont lock my yuri channel noooo :(

[meager jungle]

Lmao I actually thought it was taking a while to load

[mellow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059788354859835422/1357623464344682638/IMG_20250404_124551_080.gif

[meager jungle]

This is too real

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/calebre-romance-gay-yag-kiss-gif-20797726

o h thats just cute

[mellow jackal]

yaoi!!!

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/opihomm-funny-funny-memes-gif-25834042

[mellow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793192023716921369/1333925571893264546/ezgif-1664edf0965a0.gif

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-i-do-i-drink-and-i-know-things-drinking-gif-16323866

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-17827142058596640794

[toxic oyster]

resaving this so its at the top of my favs

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587753291774033984/1091562462521860176/CreatePistonV2_4Bank.gif

omg

[meager jungle]

I haven’t seen this before

[mellow jackal]

i need to clean my gif folder really really bad

[meager jungle]

Not in a row at least

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/motherboard-washing-cleaning-clean-bath-gif-8931586158173933651

[meager jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26237682

[toxic oyster]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/767961870023262238/767968089065127936/image0-28.gif

my turn now pls

[restive parcel]

you get 10 minutes of yaoi time

[toxic oyster]

LMAO????

[restive parcel]

after that its back to lesbianism

[mellow jackal]

actually we get unlimited yaoi time

mod abuse

[restive parcel]

MAKE YOUR OWN YAOI POSTING THREAD THEN

[toxic oyster]

idek

[restive parcel]

this is for the blahaj obsessed transbians

[meager jungle]

-# what about me

[mellow jackal]

tcup should i make a yaoi channel in the mod discord

[restive parcel]

youre the honorary straight guy in the corner

[fluid pawn]

TEACUP 😭

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/summoned-i-have-been-summoned-power-gif-15859341

rip

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wtf-face-gif-3910649995586292876

[mellow jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293805889181974539/1380914253078204536/valving_it_slow.gif

[meager jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/317796493048414209/1010011944553558036/131F3D55-C63B-4D76-8CDE-502636C2D2AE.gif

[toxic oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137024597087223830/1251338190204178503/3dgifmaker31864.gif

[mellow jackal]

am i the honorary straight woman

or

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/glerm-glorp-cat-erm-gif-116397764024710755

[toxic oyster]

idk who made this but

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-railroad-tank-car-vaccum-implosion-railroad-tank-car-vaccum-implosion-gif-27054615

i like this one

[toxic oyster]

i ahve that one saved yuh

[fluid pawn]

stealing this

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/le-fishe-au-chocolat-chocolate-gif-25868863

[fluid pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266384381216292905/1391154239069487135/8063C14E-E3C1-4B8F-BDF5-D87EDBB365EE-ezgif.com-effects.gif

[toxic oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1074929379831976046/1280527722174742599/HUH.gif

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-gif-2618814094593297332

[meager jungle]

You should flip your pfp for like a day and see if someone notices

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jelly-oh-my-goodness-gracious-jiggly-gif-26341426

[restive parcel]

maybe its already happend

[fluid pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/402100224836763648/1074839241726623895/caption-6_1.gif

these are all from my favorites mind you

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-big-bite-cat-eat-gif-20087133

[toxic oyster]

teahee

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[toxic oyster]

who remember when it was this

[mellow jackal]

i dont

[fluid pawn]

hhh it's so smooth

[meager jungle]

Holy shit we got spinning teacup before spinning teacup

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-schizo-skinwalker-gif-23690953

[mellow jackal]

okag

it is now time for me to go

[fluid pawn]

PLEASEE

[mellow jackal]

i need to start getting reasy </3

[fluid pawn]

😩

[toxic oyster]

[fluid pawn]

reasy

[meager jungle]

My beloved

[mellow jackal]

bye chat

[fluid pawn]

reasy

[mellow jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-uranium-sir-gif-10561518963021985162

[fluid pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-explosion-nuclear-fission-warhead-meme-dog-puppy-gif-17955887116502039290

[toxic oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cereal-hacks-useless-spoon-spoon-hammer-spoon-gif-15435632

[mellow jackal]

another one addedd tot he pile

[meager jungle]

I kinda wanna see other bogies with rotary poppet/caprotti I have only seen xl 0-6-0 and l 0-8-0

[meager jungle]

Oh and that one yeh I keep forgetting about that one lmao

[toxic oyster]

*changes thread name to teacups general 7*

[meager jungle]

We need a vg gif showcase post on snr now I’ve decided

[restive parcel]

ive just been placing blahaj pixels

[deep jackal]

Bear boy alerted

Foxgirl Fuckery ↩️

[Reply to:](#1316655475907104788 message) when im done there will be infinite fox girls,,

[restive parcel]

progress

donate ur spare pixels once the shading outlines are done

or fill in the relatively obvious already outlined areas

[fluid pawn]

I'm finally home

lobotomy:

[restive parcel]

noooo

donate pixels please haj desires fillage

[fluid pawn]

I can

I've got like 84

[restive parcel]

theyre everywhere

[restive parcel]

go to vienna

[meager jungle]

i placed mine

[restive parcel]

find the haj

also yall link ur discord to ur place account

[meager jungle]

i dont think dexter works in 16x16

also here is another dexter

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its soemwhat recognizeable

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@restive parcel Is this the Right color for the haj?

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i was on one of those river tourist tour ship thingies and their cafe had a blåhaj on the counter

my guy looks lowk depressed ngl

[restive parcel]

Light blue for the areas on top yes

Middle is dark blue

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He's just relaxing

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Just gotta wait to get new pixels

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eh i mean maybe

[restive parcel]

You can upgrade your pixel capacity on the shopping cart icon

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Fun haj fact, if their tailfin is a little collapsed it means that they are comfortable in their environment

[opal heart]

How do You get more droplets?

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Level up gives 500

And every pixel gets 1

Or just pay moneys

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ims not payings moneys for soms pixels

[restive parcel]

Truth

They should let us gamble our droplets frfr

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peak idea

what are droplets anyways?

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Currency

On wplace

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ah

understandables

also uuh borb gang swarming ppl at the tren station

no idea why im posting it its yeah im mentally unstable.

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Twinning

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whuh?

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I'm also mentally unstable

[meager jungle]

arent we all

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true

[restive parcel]

hehe funny numbe

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six seve-

man i love the moscow metro

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OOOO SHORK

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